Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 17 фев 2018
  • Mr. Garvey's students try to convince him that club yearbook photos are not an elaborate ruse.
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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 лет назад +4522

    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele RUclips channel for all the classics as well as new-to-RUclips sketches: ruclips.net/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ

    • @ydorbzboi5557
      @ydorbzboi5557 5 лет назад +11

      Will do my favorite comedy youtuber

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 5 лет назад +6

      Wow this comment so recent

    • @slayeromair
      @slayeromair 5 лет назад +6

      ummm guys this video has no audio please fix that

    • @vaporyt5607
      @vaporyt5607 5 лет назад +10

      Still waiting for part 3

    • @FishFreddy
      @FishFreddy 5 лет назад

      sub_confirmation=1 in your link? That's a little bit too much forcing people to subscribe. That's even worse than saying Subcribe 10 times in a video or even telling people to go to hell when they do not subscribe.
      They get a popup asking if they want to subscribe and need to click Cancel. Are we going back to porn website advertisement where you need to click things away?

  • @LoveJoyGod
    @LoveJoyGod 4 года назад +34116

    I like how they just accepted their new names

    • @ziyeren5509
      @ziyeren5509 3 года назад +712

      Oh man, talk about accepting a new name as a foreign student. Its cool people usually mispronouce it in my language anyways

    • @hahahacks7763
      @hahahacks7763 3 года назад +302

      my left ear enjoyed this

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад +57

      @@ziyeren5509 what's your name

    • @chiantiwilliams1036
      @chiantiwilliams1036 3 года назад +144

      They ain't have a choice 😂😂

    • @messaroundaccount1193
      @messaroundaccount1193 3 года назад +60

      That's how we feel when people mis-pronounce your foreign name 😂😂😂

  • @jo-joseph1196
    @jo-joseph1196 4 года назад +7871

    * A-aron Talks *
    Objects On Table: Aw Shit, Here We Go Again

    • @MrZomg17
      @MrZomg17 4 года назад +24

      Aha hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @drewr5119
      @drewr5119 4 года назад +28

      When they are fall of the table the objects say they owwwww

    • @karld3155
      @karld3155 4 года назад +6

      @@MrZomg17 play some little games! !!!!!!!!

    • @moroccantrucker8535
      @moroccantrucker8535 4 года назад +9

      That is hilarious !

    • @Roblox-qj6mq
      @Roblox-qj6mq 4 года назад +3

      Drew Rowley 973 what?

  • @xglitch97
    @xglitch97 Год назад +2215

    The fear in A-Arons eyes will never fail to make me laugh😂😂 kids a great actor

    • @RA10H56
      @RA10H56 Год назад +21

      He was in a some funny stuff, he was in the movie intern with Bob Dinero and Anne Hathaway

    • @pluggedin-the-ratbird
      @pluggedin-the-ratbird 8 месяцев назад +9

      And he was DEFINITELY waiting until he was in the hallway to burst out laughing. :P

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 4 месяца назад +9

      Did I just s s s s s s stutter?

    • @XanSprouse
      @XanSprouse 3 месяца назад +9

      "why do I talk?"

    • @Notretarded1
      @Notretarded1 2 месяца назад

      "Top 12 moment, actors weren't acting"

  • @lastmanstanding2622
    @lastmanstanding2622 Год назад +713

    2:30 Oh man, when he asked "De nice" what club she was in and she said "Chess Club", I can't believe he dropped his eyes to look at her chest.

    • @sharkz401
      @sharkz401 Месяц назад +49

      You mean mosquito bites?

    • @turkovich530
      @turkovich530 Месяц назад

      De-nice is a thick queen. She shouldn't be made fun of.

    • @bebektoxic2136
      @bebektoxic2136 Месяц назад +75

      I JUST REALIZED WHAT THE TEACHER MEANT AFTER THIS COMMENT 💀

    • @modest_spice6083
      @modest_spice6083 29 дней назад +10

      @@bebektoxic2136 LOL me too. I just realized.

    • @jeremy144713
      @jeremy144713 10 дней назад +5

      I just got this 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesellis9872
    @jamesellis9872 4 года назад +10131

    “Did I st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter?”
    “Just then, yes.”

    • @EthanR01
      @EthanR01 4 года назад +180

      Imma throw you...Out the God Damn Window

    • @namjesus7321
      @namjesus7321 4 года назад +63

      st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter

    • @MrMadhusudhan45
      @MrMadhusudhan45 4 года назад +35

      It's an Office reference

    • @omaralsmadi1672
      @omaralsmadi1672 4 года назад +25

      James Ellis Stuttering is when a person is 100 percent certain of what they are going to say but are unable to say it due to tension in their speech muscles/vocal cords. The way it is used in the video represents someone who makes the same sound as a stutter but doesn’t stutter. Being unsure of what to say/using sentence fillers is not stuttering. I know because I am a person who stutters and I cannot make it go away completely. But using stuttering in this manner is extremely offensive( this false interpretation of stuttering is unfortunately very widespread). I understand that this is supposed to be funny and they did not mean. But please take this into account for the future.

    • @adamhatson2029
      @adamhatson2029 4 года назад +14

      “What, Jay-Kwellin?”

  • @junguwuuwu6291
    @junguwuuwu6291 5 лет назад +25343

    *"AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAAAMN CLUB"*

  • @citywide2932
    @citywide2932 Год назад +2609

    I love the students in these skits. Their expressions are hilarious.

    • @aquecedoroleo
      @aquecedoroleo Год назад +30

      Even those who're not main "cast". The girl next to Aaron changes her expression everytime Mr. Garvey speaks.
      And the other ones just maintain a frowned down face.haha

    • @leone9482
      @leone9482 Год назад +12

      That's because they didn't bring them randomly for the skits these are all actors and actresses in Hollywood
      I've seen some of them in some random movies before

    • @hey._crystal
      @hey._crystal Год назад +4

      @@aquecedoroleo u mean A-aron?

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 9 месяцев назад +1

      Lies again? UFC SILAT UEFA SW

    • @lizardgothic4262
      @lizardgothic4262 9 месяцев назад

      Lol so true

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 Год назад +717

    this character needs his own show

    • @Thedirtylittlesecret
      @Thedirtylittlesecret Год назад +23

      I agree there’s so much they can do with this character even outside of the classroom.

    • @mawe7417
      @mawe7417 11 дней назад

      Like a reverse Ted Lasso

  • @TheGourdKing
    @TheGourdKing 4 года назад +18124

    "And why do YOU have to leave the classroom?"
    "I'm being tested for coronavirus."
    "SONUVABEEITCH! Like they gonna name a virus after a damn beer."

  • @rainyatsu4588
    @rainyatsu4588 4 года назад +20816

    I’m pretty sure A-Aron was the only one who made it to his club photo

    • @suhyeonmin5416
      @suhyeonmin5416 4 года назад +949

      And maybe Timothy. If he lied ofc.

    • @omegaink5635
      @omegaink5635 4 года назад +108

      @@suhyeonmin5416 good point

    • @Kapuu_
      @Kapuu_ 4 года назад +21

      I'm the 999 like

    • @brivvy
      @brivvy 4 года назад +20

      Lol y’all are observant

    • @rootbeerbellyboy
      @rootbeerbellyboy 4 года назад +61

      He knows the game

  • @TheBasketballMan
    @TheBasketballMan Год назад +1778

    I love how he got mad at everyone else then when Timothy said “I gotta go pick up my daughter” he just softly said “you’re excused” 🤣

    • @nguyenjohnny9423
      @nguyenjohnny9423 Год назад +239

      That's a common valid reason in the inner cities:))

    • @dctrbrass
      @dctrbrass Год назад +135

      the only person who's probably lying lol

    • @314rft
      @314rft Год назад +70

      @@dctrbrass Still more likely something he's seen in the inner city, though.

    • @beppson9201
      @beppson9201 Год назад +48

      Yea that’s kinda the whole joke

    • @azizamer3987
      @azizamer3987 9 месяцев назад +25

      Coz he is black

  • @eyasmin4568
    @eyasmin4568 Год назад +180

    The “Mosquito bite club” had me 😂

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD 3 года назад +14144

    My right ear isn't too pleased with this video

  • @brycewoodford7174
    @brycewoodford7174 4 года назад +5809

    “Fake announcement” I literally broke out into tears laughing so Hard

    • @autumnfire8677
      @autumnfire8677 4 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @brianoconner2972
      @brianoconner2972 4 года назад +29

      Maybe this is where a certain president got his "fake" stuff from lol

    • @matthillegas3099
      @matthillegas3099 4 года назад +5

      That got me, too. LMAO

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 4 года назад +2

      Brian O'Conner you might not be old enough to remember but the fake news started the fake news-stuff themselves.

    • @skydlissandujar6763
      @skydlissandujar6763 4 года назад +1

      Bryce Woodford trump

  • @venatorx
    @venatorx Год назад +214

    The way Mr. Garvey says "Is there a Stargate in your bedroom?" is just so funny to me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @1pandamonium818
    @1pandamonium818 Год назад +137

    "O-Shag-Hennessey," Hilarious!

  • @ragedeath7663
    @ragedeath7663 4 года назад +4413

    "How would you know if you're gonna be a leader in the future?"
    He has a point.

    • @makionytx
      @makionytx 4 года назад +31

      Bandar Al-Aiban it’s just a play bro relax 🤣

    • @sushi7207
      @sushi7207 4 года назад +12

      @@makionytx lol ikr

    • @tommyvasquez2708
      @tommyvasquez2708 4 года назад +53

      she probably has a star gate
      in her bedroom

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 3 года назад +33

      HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE GONNA BE A LEADER IN THE FUTURE
      DO YOU TRAVEL THROUGH TIME??? DO YOU HAVE A STAR GATE IN YO BEDROOM?

    • @TheRealThunder
      @TheRealThunder 3 года назад +12

      @@tommyvasquez2708 Not that a Stargate would help her to travel through time, unless she accidentally happens to travel through a solar flare at that precise moment :P

  • @Bobby_Duncan
    @Bobby_Duncan 4 года назад +6900

    “ im the president of the glee club.”
    why did i talk..

    • @nasifabdullah645
      @nasifabdullah645 4 года назад +82

      @@marriexmonton1842 Can I go pick up my daughter?

    • @krakenzilla.
      @krakenzilla. 4 года назад +63

      nASIF Abdullah You’re excused

    • @yo_bro
      @yo_bro 4 года назад +13

      Best lines. (😆why did I talk)

    • @Bigdaddee35
      @Bigdaddee35 4 года назад +6

      @@marriexmonton1842 OK 😥

    • @chaikagaz
      @chaikagaz 4 года назад +6

      Club of a tv show? Is there a sopranos club?

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Год назад +162

    The high school students in this are great with their faces. The fact they can keep a straight face during this is great acting. De-nice is the real treasure here. The Mosquito bite club, almost choked I laughed so hard.

    • @jamesr4464
      @jamesr4464 5 месяцев назад +2

      I would of been laughing the whole scene if I was there.

    • @stevekrause5931
      @stevekrause5931 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes, they're reactions are so realistic.

    • @clairdelunefan
      @clairdelunefan 17 дней назад

      No doubt, it took several takes. They all must have been dying. lol

  • @jimratliff2753
    @jimratliff2753 Год назад +47

    I gotta admit it, that was written and acted out fantastic. This will forever be a classic comedy script. Man was that great! Love it!

  • @johnmaldonado2974
    @johnmaldonado2974 2 года назад +7322

    The way that Aaron casually regretted saying he’s president of the glee club always gets me 😭

    • @txrizzy3014
      @txrizzy3014 2 года назад +18

      hey, whats your profile picture from?

    • @utkarshsrivastava
      @utkarshsrivastava 2 года назад +115

      A aron*

    • @litjon1977
      @litjon1977 2 года назад +21

      @@txrizzy3014 Its an album cover for ‘Is This It’.

    • @grapefruit5690
      @grapefruit5690 2 года назад +7

      you are the dirtiest driver on the Formula 1 grid

    • @greenblueant1012
      @greenblueant1012 2 года назад +4

      Yeah. I'm the 700th liker.

  • @jwl00066
    @jwl00066 3 года назад +8358

    I love the attention to detail in Key & Peele’s skits. Like here, Mr.Garvey’s clipboard is held together by duct tape, because he broke it in half in the fist substitute teacher skit. Genius!

    • @promisedlandpromisedland4672
      @promisedlandpromisedland4672 3 года назад +118

      Good observation

    • @vanessakaiser3801
      @vanessakaiser3801 3 года назад +22

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 3 года назад +67

      @whatisreality01 Comedy Central can’t afford clipboards lmao

    • @LMacNeill
      @LMacNeill 3 года назад +90

      Aaaand, raise your hand if you just went back and watched the video over again because you didn't notice the duct tape the first time around. ;-)

    • @vanessakaiser3801
      @vanessakaiser3801 3 года назад +5

      @@LMacNeill hahah

  • @paolinovrenzole4326
    @paolinovrenzole4326 9 месяцев назад +37

    My left ear loved it

    • @pennywise721
      @pennywise721 Месяц назад +2

      i was trying to listen with only my right headphone and was so confused. glad someone else noticed lol

  • @redallen23
    @redallen23 Год назад +29

    When he loses it after AAron says the Glee Club has me legit on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabrielmoralez7273
    @gabrielmoralez7273 3 года назад +19566

    There needs to be a part three of Mr. Garvey teaching his class on Zoom.

    • @silver_rocket_25
      @silver_rocket_25 3 года назад +121

      Yh that's true

    • @Barrie96
      @Barrie96 3 года назад +336

      Mr Garvey, I need to go get tested for Coronavirius.
      SON OF A BITCH!

    • @Nukaze
      @Nukaze 3 года назад +172

      Shit i wanna see that, then he goes into his stargate in his closet

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 3 года назад +78

      If they made one, I did cry in tears of joy

    • @earlvelmonte3351
      @earlvelmonte3351 3 года назад +8

      UP!

  • @Amvndah
    @Amvndah 3 года назад +8189

    “Fake announcement”
    Most underrated joke 😭

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 3 года назад +265

      They didn't even get the principal's name right and they expect teachers to fall for that?

    • @gimlifrog7772
      @gimlifrog7772 2 года назад +38

      It makes me roar everytime I see that bit! Maths teacher from the UK here. Def been in that situation before when trying to handle a class and trying to style out a mistake

    • @Sammydx1
      @Sammydx1 2 года назад +6

      Instant classic

    • @user-mr2yr9ch8p
      @user-mr2yr9ch8p 2 года назад +2

      Ikr. LOL

    • @graciefranks8436
      @graciefranks8436 2 года назад +2

      I'm the 1000th like

  • @kevinsanchun2052
    @kevinsanchun2052 Год назад +34

    I like how everyone just answers to their new names,given to them by Mr Garvy,like he broke their will.

  • @m.t.6721
    @m.t.6721 4 года назад +3017

    This skit is really about the PTSD Mr. Garvey got from his many years of substituting in the inner city.

    • @m.t.6721
      @m.t.6721 4 года назад +239

      ... it started with a wide eyed, fresh faced, and idealistic Mr. Garvey. He just recently graduated from college with a teaching degree and was ready to make a difference. "If I want to do the most good, I need to go to where they need the most help" he thought quite righteously. From their very own backyard, Mr. Garvey will be a shining example to the students of the Innercity School District, that with hard work and persistence anyone can achieve their goals... "Good Morning, Class. I'm the new substitute teacher in your district and this is my very first day teaching. You can call me Mr. G." Mr. Garvey said, trying to build a rapport with his new pupils. The students stared blankly and silently back at "Mr. G." And then, through the brief silence someone from the back shouted "WHATS THE G STAND FOR!? ...-GAY!?." The class erupted in laughter ... Shocked, Mr. Garvey was now on his heels, "Mischievous..... mischievous and deplorable youths..." he thought as he shook his head ...

    • @jsergsif
      @jsergsif 4 года назад +19

      @M.T that was was awesome.

    • @haskellbob
      @haskellbob 4 года назад +38

      @@m.t.6721 You are off to a good start on the novel about this. Not kidding. The writing talent is definitely there. And it's subtly funny. Really good! I like "Innercity School District"! A screenshot of that in the movie would be hilarious. Then they pan in to the interview...

    • @thescorpiuslibra1676
      @thescorpiuslibra1676 4 года назад +7

      @@m.t.6721 I thoroughly enjoyed this back story

    • @curtismackland5257
      @curtismackland5257 3 года назад +22

      Mr Garvey changed his name and was allowed to return to teaching after a lengthy period of rehabilitation, after Jimmy the class clown drove him to have a breakdown in class.

  • @ihate2telluthis118
    @ihate2telluthis118 3 года назад +2693

    "Ain't nOne of YaLL old enOugh...TO GO To tHe DAmN cLub... ridiculous."

  • @kristy_krab_pizza
    @kristy_krab_pizza Год назад +11

    THE WAY AARON WHINED AFTER BEING ESCORTED OUT THE CLASS IS SENDING ME INTO ORBIT
    Also the girl who plays Jacqueline is so pretty

  • @amoralona
    @amoralona 5 месяцев назад +11

    I do not-at all-have the words to describe how much I love this entire sketch from start to finish

  • @reeseevan8187
    @reeseevan8187 5 лет назад +5696

    I like how every student knew not to correct him this time 😂

    • @maximusp210
      @maximusp210 5 лет назад +36

      5150 Trey lol with a smile on their face too

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 5 лет назад +82

      Except for _Ay_ *Goddamn* _Ayron_

    • @LukeDogg20
      @LukeDogg20 5 лет назад +43

      I didn't watch pt1 first, was wondering why they got so special names..😂

    • @noreensultan7557
      @noreensultan7557 5 лет назад +27

      They done messed up

    • @mamedmansurzade1290
      @mamedmansurzade1290 5 лет назад +7

      It is my sacred privilege to make your comment have 1k likes

  • @musckmx8195
    @musckmx8195 3 года назад +3484

    "there it is, the usual suspects" 😂😂

    • @iangomes864
      @iangomes864 3 года назад +30

      Guilty as charged, now I'm gonna run around to the principal's office

    • @fr0xk
      @fr0xk 2 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @lucerod6647
      @lucerod6647 Год назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Ben-jl5gy
    @Ben-jl5gy 5 месяцев назад +13

    I'm dead!!😂 Mr Garvey needs his own sitcom!!

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia Год назад +19

    1:37
    My favorite part of the entire skit!🤣

  • @Zer0S0ul001
    @Zer0S0ul001 5 лет назад +4783

    “I gotta go pick up my daughter”
    “You are excused”
    I’m done 😂

    • @jadeknight7279
      @jadeknight7279 4 года назад +5

      😂🤣

    • @toshiroetsuko
      @toshiroetsuko 4 года назад +122

      Why every time timowthy is always the one who's right in the class

    • @emeraldeagle8129
      @emeraldeagle8129 4 года назад +74

      He's the teachers pet

    • @aekiyria_
      @aekiyria_ 4 года назад +61

      Hasn’t anyone wondered why TIMOHTHE has a daughter?
      He’s still a student in highschool

    • @billysales7310
      @billysales7310 4 года назад +29

      Theodore Villamin really idk if you’re being sarcastic man.

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 года назад +5754

    "I gotta go pick up my daughter."
    *"You're excused."*
    Imagine saying that in class lmao

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 3 года назад +122

      @@jtonxbox1433 wtf im 18 and i still play with legos

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 года назад +14

      @@jtonxbox1433 wtf bro

    • @Super165i
      @Super165i 3 года назад +8

      Sounds better than having to take club photos

    • @pacoramon9468
      @pacoramon9468 3 года назад +3

      @BigBabyBooBooBaBoon I don't get it. It's because men doesn't support their kids?

    • @perple9534
      @perple9534 3 года назад +2

      Lol 5k likes and you’ll do it?

  • @teresawadman2600
    @teresawadman2600 Год назад +52

    This is funnier then ever. 😂

  • @Alavi24
    @Alavi24 Год назад +13

    I never knew there was a second part to the substitute teacher video until today.

  • @rheymarvinsalestre4075
    @rheymarvinsalestre4075 4 года назад +4102

    I'm starting to think that Timothy is on another level. He's a member of a club, but didn't stand up. He made up a reasonable excuse so he can leave early. What a clever move. 😹

    • @annawesometheflameingpikac3688
      @annawesometheflameingpikac3688 4 года назад +235

      He's the smart one lol, he learns

    • @arvinsim
      @arvinsim 4 года назад +539

      He is just a simple guy. He is not insubordinate, churlish, mischievous, deceitful, chicanerous and deplorable.

    • @chessandmathguy
      @chessandmathguy 4 года назад +193

      I don't think he's a member of a club, and I don't think he made up an excuse... I think he really did have to go pick up his daughter.

    • @abodeggeeezz2450
      @abodeggeeezz2450 3 года назад +110

      It’s because Timothy himself is from the inner city

    • @kbomb1029
      @kbomb1029 3 года назад +8

      Yea he does have a quinceañera daughter

  • @AshGeo
    @AshGeo 3 года назад +2969

    A-A Ron: *exists
    Mr Garvey: So you have chosen death?

  • @mattgoldberg4335
    @mattgoldberg4335 10 месяцев назад +2

    I just now saw this, and the previous/original Substitute Teacher sketch. Brilliant, and acted out to near-perfection! Much as I would kind of like to see other sketches/ideas with this character, it may have been for the best that they only did these two. It keeps you wanting more, instead of possibly wanting less.

  • @jim4686
    @jim4686 7 месяцев назад +6

    I like how the kids who are probably the nicest and most successful at the school are his problem students, and it seems like he has an ongoing rivalry with A A Ron

  • @redred2
    @redred2 4 года назад +8518

    The only man who can pronounce Elon Musk's new child's name

  • @rough_builds
    @rough_builds 4 года назад +3275

    It’s 2020 we need a spin-off about mr. Garvey’s adventures in the inner city.

  • @justin_whitewolf2538
    @justin_whitewolf2538 Год назад +9

    “I’m the president of the glee club. Why do i talk?”

  • @moreguzman5858
    @moreguzman5858 Год назад +35

    I like that he didn't let anyone leave school early but when he sayed I gotta go pick up my daughter 3:29 and I like how he called it a fake announcement at 3:17

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD Год назад +1

      Daughter moments

  • @ethan6764
    @ethan6764 3 года назад +4236

    Ay-Ay Ronn is actually the real victor here, He got his yearbook photo. Ay-Ay-Ronn might be smarter than we think.

    • @eliannaxiong
      @eliannaxiong 3 года назад +120

      W0mbAt Tim-O-thy’s smarter. He didn’t correct the sub or stand up for the club just to make him seem like the good kid.

    • @shottygod13
      @shottygod13 3 года назад +26

      @ya boi koi tAkE yO aSS to O Shag Hennessey's OffIce rIghT nOw!

    • @trctrc7177
      @trctrc7177 3 года назад +6

      @ya boi koi churlish.🤣

    • @applefarm6126
      @applefarm6126 3 года назад +2

      @ya boi koi nah

    • @beigexrosas
      @beigexrosas 3 года назад +3

      @@eliannaxiong nah I like De-nice

  • @hoeist1729
    @hoeist1729 3 года назад +5961

    Love how the audio is only through the left speaker

    • @existentialcat4821
      @existentialcat4821 3 года назад +81

      What the hell hahahahah

    • @ethanneuner1574
      @ethanneuner1574 3 года назад +45

      Make it not full screen

    • @JackLee-ti8fx
      @JackLee-ti8fx 3 года назад +35

      It’s because it’s a Facebook video

    • @luisgab707
      @luisgab707 3 года назад +53

      Uff I got scared

    • @goober6831
      @goober6831 3 года назад +81

      I took out my left earbud to see if I broke my headphones, and it sounded like talking underwater

  • @olivender420
    @olivender420 Месяц назад +4

    My left ear really enjoying this one

  • @thomasgth7188
    @thomasgth7188 Год назад +6

    Thousandth time watching this, I'm to the point where I can completely say everything at the exact same time as them. Never gets old

  • @kaisersozshye2525
    @kaisersozshye2525 5 лет назад +2762

    "The Mosquito bite Club maybe"
    "Ugh! That was hurtful"
    "Truthful"😂😂😂

    • @561hz4
      @561hz4 5 лет назад +10

      Kaiser Sözshye i didn’t get it

    • @561hz4
      @561hz4 5 лет назад +51

      Holy fuck I just got it nvm

    • @johnwongtw1
      @johnwongtw1 5 лет назад +52

      She's quite cute...

    • @TheRealBamboonga
      @TheRealBamboonga 5 лет назад +27

      @@561hz4 She not in the chest club. She in the mosquito bite club.

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 5 лет назад +25

      @@TheRealBamboonga Oh wow I never got that. 'Chest' club.

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 3 года назад +3021

    “You about as Spanish as Reyan Seacrest” That was hilarious

    • @canObeans4we
      @canObeans4we 3 года назад +124

      "wit cha big ass fraggle rock hair"

    • @GrumblyAirMonk
      @GrumblyAirMonk 3 года назад +16

      I didn’t get that joke? Is Ryan actually Hispanic?

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 3 года назад +59

      @@GrumblyAirMonk no Ryan Seacrest is white that was the punchline he said Blake looked about as Spanish as Ryan Seacrest

    • @GrumblyAirMonk
      @GrumblyAirMonk 3 года назад +3

      @@TingusPingus445 ah, got it! Thanks dude

    • @Moreanolc
      @Moreanolc 3 года назад +7

      He should've said "You about as Spanish as Cristina Aguilera"

  • @joanl5600
    @joanl5600 Год назад +55

    I can’t take it anymore. I can’t stop laughing. Is there anybody in the entire world, any comedian, better or funnier than KEY!?!?! NO NO! I am definitely his biggest fan.

    • @tycoonbobby9444
      @tycoonbobby9444 Год назад +3

      I respectfully disagree. I would argue Dave Chappelle to be the funniest Comedic Skit actor and Creator. You should check out his Chappelle Show also on Comedy Central. I think you'll see for yourself that he's light years ahead of any opposition at being the best. Arguable! (I only say arguable to be respectful) 🤥 I'm Rich *itch! 🤣 For real I am too! 🤫

    • @shamontewebster2007
      @shamontewebster2007 Месяц назад

      ​@@tycoonbobby9444Even so, Key & Peele ain't far behind, don't you think?

    • @DC3Refom
      @DC3Refom 18 дней назад

      lee evans , jimmy carr , etc

  • @RJTheVideoSystemOperator2007
    @RJTheVideoSystemOperator2007 Год назад +8

    Well, I really like it when Mr. Garvey freaks out after A-Aron says something to him. 😂

  • @famguy218
    @famguy218 Год назад +7

    My left ear enjoyed hearing this

  • @ramocharli3958
    @ramocharli3958 4 года назад +3659

    Teacher: Ain't none of y'all old enough for the god damn club
    Timothy: I gotta pick up my daughter
    Me: bruh

    • @Hotdog-bf3xh
      @Hotdog-bf3xh 4 года назад +68

      Umm... u dumb?
      Its Thi mothy

    • @fluffyyymocha
      @fluffyyymocha 4 года назад +15

      so there to yough for the club but old enough for KIDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS? and thats what makes it funny

    • @farhatqureshi8562
      @farhatqureshi8562 4 года назад +12

      Teemauthi

    • @valeriofontana5239
      @valeriofontana5239 4 года назад +2

      @J u meant cram artie isnt it?!

    • @NJ-xd5qu
      @NJ-xd5qu 4 года назад

      Teacher: whuduhel is Thimothy, SunOaBeach it's thi mowty!

  • @nehemiahzo_
    @nehemiahzo_ 3 года назад +5176

    We need either a movie or a show about Mr. Garvey and his class.

    • @YungTemmie
      @YungTemmie 3 года назад +34

      YES

    • @Karlin_Lee
      @Karlin_Lee 3 года назад +43

      I'd love a movie about this too. Or tv-series.

    • @justkon1789
      @justkon1789 3 года назад +10

      Definitely not a movie, it’d be less funny

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 3 года назад +10

      @@justkon1789 not if it’s directed by Peele

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 года назад +1

      both

  • @shannonfisher2488
    @shannonfisher2488 Год назад +12

    I can't get enough of it and this always gets me laughing,and I love how he plays his role without slipping

    • @btran213
      @btran213 7 месяцев назад

      the actors playing the students too are great.

  • @Lr1010
    @Lr1010 Год назад +7

    can you believe this man is voicing toad in the mario movie 💀

  • @nosleep2157
    @nosleep2157 5 лет назад +2694

    “THE GLEE CLUB!? Like they gon’ have a club dedicated to a tv show!” 🤣

    • @badatvideogames5832
      @badatvideogames5832 4 года назад +48

      Funny thing is, my school had a doctor who club

    • @VoidCosmonaut
      @VoidCosmonaut 4 года назад +13

      Actually USA is a tv show

    • @badatvideogames5832
      @badatvideogames5832 4 года назад +2

      @@VoidCosmonaut What does that have to do with glee club

    • @adamhatson2029
      @adamhatson2029 4 года назад +23

      “Take your ass to O-Shag-Hennessey’s office right now before I bust a club up in your butt!”

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 4 года назад +3

      What you smoking? Can I try some?

  • @felixgunshooter83
    @felixgunshooter83 5 лет назад +4282

    “I’m the president of the glee club, why did I talk?” 😂😂💀 lmfaoo

  • @P.MoMoney61
    @P.MoMoney61 Год назад +16

    They should have Mr. Garvey on 'Abbot Elementary'.

  • @bogchamp5627
    @bogchamp5627 Год назад +5

    my left ear really enjoyed this

  • @thenintendogamer8720
    @thenintendogamer8720 5 лет назад +3534

    Why is it always Aaron who goes to the principal office 😂😂

    • @RealFabz
      @RealFabz 5 лет назад +126

      Because he DUN MESSED UP NIEN TENN DOW - GAY MAIR

    • @QTCutes
      @QTCutes 5 лет назад +48

      Because he is a little smart ass

    • @njpubadjuster3710
      @njpubadjuster3710 5 лет назад +183

      Because he's insubordinate and churlish.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 лет назад +20

      Hahahaha, I love the word churlish now! 😂

    • @haza123b4
      @haza123b4 5 лет назад +35

      *A-aron is talking about a TV show club.*

  • @tsipher
    @tsipher 4 года назад +1267

    “I’m the President of the Glee Club.. why do I talk?” Youd think Ay-Ay-Ron would learn his lesson, he always gotta be churlish

    • @RotiSkine
      @RotiSkine 3 года назад +26

      Can't forget mischievous and deceitful.

    • @rjyoungling220
      @rjyoungling220 3 года назад +8

      Chicanerous not chicatarasaurus rex 🤣🤣

    • @angryanakin
      @angryanakin 3 года назад +12

      Insubordinate and churlish, Mischievous and deceitful, chicaneries and deplorable.

    • @manpreetlakhanpal9720
      @manpreetlakhanpal9720 3 года назад +1

      Ok *sobbing*
      Yeah I'm I'm gonna go

    • @micahhedrick654
      @micahhedrick654 3 года назад +2

      THE GLEEEEEE CLUUUUUUUB SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Chairoum
    @Chairoum 7 месяцев назад +6

    my left ear liked this skit

  • @Scholarpasta
    @Scholarpasta 6 месяцев назад +2

    My left ear really enjoyed this

  • @alyssa2807
    @alyssa2807 4 года назад +1514

    “I’m the president of the glee club. Why did I talk?”
    Gets me every time 😂😂 A-a-ron is a national treasure

    • @aaronfolsom6677
      @aaronfolsom6677 3 года назад +2

      Why thank you

    • @tywhaleshark7148
      @tywhaleshark7148 3 года назад +29

      “THE GLEE CLUB?!!!!?????!!!!!!!*Destorys desk*”

    • @tywhaleshark7148
      @tywhaleshark7148 3 года назад +16

      “LIKE THEY GONNA HAVE A CLUB, DEDICATED TO A TV SHOW!! TAKE YOUR ASS TO O-SHAG-HANNESSEY’S OFFICE RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I BUSTED THE CLUUUUUB UP IN YA BUTT!!!!!!”

    • @Ajay-uk6kc
      @Ajay-uk6kc 3 года назад

      Thanks

    • @andriybuu3913
      @andriybuu3913 3 года назад

      I didn`t get why he`s so angry just because of a tv show

  • @ziruini5071
    @ziruini5071 5 лет назад +2279

    "fake announcement"
    LMAO😂😂

  • @nicholasheredia4235
    @nicholasheredia4235 Год назад +6

    2:43 Look at the girl in the green shirt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mhamadMziRi.
    @mhamadMziRi. 2 месяца назад +1

    I love how pelee (timothy) only appears at the end 😂😂😂

  • @what9331
    @what9331 4 года назад +1648

    " *MISCHIEVOUS AND DECEITFUL, CHICANEROUS AND DEPLORABLE* "
    this is pure comedy

    • @jimday666
      @jimday666 4 года назад +17

      there are sweaters and tshirts for this quote...

    • @The_Beast_666
      @The_Beast_666 4 года назад +1

      JD NAAAWWWWW!

    • @DIandWINE
      @DIandWINE 4 года назад +1

      @@jimday666 I need one. Where?

    • @jimday666
      @jimday666 4 года назад +2

      @@DIandWINE they have a store already:
      keyandpeelestore(dot)com

    • @QuestforFrancesca
      @QuestforFrancesca 4 года назад +3

      Excuse, I'm not native speaker, can someone explain me joke

  • @dman2159
    @dman2159 2 года назад +2657

    “And what pretell is the reason for this premature exodus?” 😂😂😭

    • @IronMan-jj2fd
      @IronMan-jj2fd 2 года назад +36

      Balaake 🤣

    • @AbhishekVankit
      @AbhishekVankit 2 года назад +174

      pray tell?

    • @justingaribotti9291
      @justingaribotti9291 2 года назад +34

      I get serious Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction vibes from this

    • @Eren-zu8ig
      @Eren-zu8ig 2 года назад +4

      What's the meaning of premature exodus?

    • @dman2159
      @dman2159 2 года назад +27

      @@Eren-zu8ig early exit

  • @asdasf8817
    @asdasf8817 Год назад +6

    My left ear enjoyed this

  • @therealyojames
    @therealyojames Год назад +3

    My left ear loves this video

  • @Jiovi92
    @Jiovi92 6 лет назад +6126

    The usual suspects 😂😂😂

  • @huberfloover
    @huberfloover 3 года назад +2463

    Denise: "Hurtful"
    Garvey:"Truthful"
    I wonder what other stuff she's in just to see her acting range

    • @Anonymous-th2rr
      @Anonymous-th2rr 3 года назад +165

      De-Nice*

    • @Smygaming56
      @Smygaming56 2 года назад +75

      Correct yourself it's not *"Denise"* but a *"de-nice"*

    • @mitebg9665
      @mitebg9665 2 года назад +82

      Actress's name is Shelby Fero

    • @luzmariaacostadiaz4248
      @luzmariaacostadiaz4248 2 года назад +19

      @@Smygaming56 "That's better"

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 Год назад +11

      What was that "chess club, mosquito club" thing about actually, I really didn't understand that one

  • @hanzajiez4964
    @hanzajiez4964 Год назад +3

    2:55 im dying, the way he look, the way he yell, it's perfect

  • @earthling_za
    @earthling_za Год назад +9

    Greatest comedy duo of all time.

  • @shashwat3191
    @shashwat3191 4 года назад +2682

    My left ear enjoyed it !!!!!!!!’

  • @dianarosales4169
    @dianarosales4169 3 года назад +5459

    “I gotta pick up my daughter”
    “Your excused”
    Me: tF-

    • @er2bros328
      @er2bros328 3 года назад +253

      It’s reasonable more reasonable than a club man has responsibilities

    • @RetroRuin
      @RetroRuin 3 года назад +146

      *I found Tim Othy's reason is very reasonable*

    • @galaxyforeveryt1837
      @galaxyforeveryt1837 3 года назад +4

      E

    • @ikea9079
      @ikea9079 3 года назад +15

      You’re*

    • @klee1231
      @klee1231 3 года назад

      same

  • @bensonabernathy4664
    @bensonabernathy4664 7 месяцев назад +2

    My right ear really like listening to this video.

    • @Magst3r1
      @Magst3r1 7 месяцев назад

      You have your headphones on the wrong way

  • @primadiuz
    @primadiuz Год назад +6

    We need more of this 😂😂😂

  • @naeemahmed2748
    @naeemahmed2748 5 лет назад +2150

    They should do a Mr Garvey prequel when he taught at that inner city school for over 20 years

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 5 лет назад +49

      That'd be pretty funny to see :) Have it be the exact opposite.

    • @olivazzi555
      @olivazzi555 5 лет назад +17

      you're looking for coach Hines then

    • @eboooo
      @eboooo 5 лет назад +1

      That could be a high school high movie

    • @savagerage52
      @savagerage52 5 лет назад +15

      “Aaron?”
      “AY-AY-RON.”
      “Sorry ;-;”

    • @water4204
      @water4204 5 лет назад +13

      "Ok. Aaron"
      "Actually it's pronounced A-a-ron"
      "You want to play these games? I used to work at a daycare and the parents told me your damn names. Don't make this stuff up or I'm gonna bust a cluuuuub up in ya butt"

  • @lifeofdesssss
    @lifeofdesssss 4 года назад +1600

    “Mosquito bite club maybe” I’m dead😂😂😂

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 года назад +40

      took me three watches to figure out what the joke was lmao

    • @jch8376
      @jch8376 4 года назад +20

      Thats hurtful

    • @farhaaz237
      @farhaaz237 4 года назад +7

      Can you explain It? I don't get it.

    • @lifeofdesssss
      @lifeofdesssss 4 года назад +78

      Farhaaz Pathan he said “sweetie you’re not in the CHEST club. Mosquito bite club maybe”

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 года назад +41

      @@farhaaz237 boob size, he said "chest club" instead of chess club

  • @jacksondiegoc-g4434
    @jacksondiegoc-g4434 Год назад +3

    my left ear loves this

  • @anshb28
    @anshb28 5 месяцев назад +1

    Timothy gets his way every time

  • @Jandsbaskette
    @Jandsbaskette 6 лет назад +14509

    I got to go pick up my daughter
    Excused 😂😂

  • @vexmilk2345
    @vexmilk2345 5 лет назад +3492

    *Jaykwellin, Balake, Deenice, Ayayron, Timoethy. They have returned.*

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 5 лет назад +69

      Special guest: ReeYonn C-Crest

    • @vexmilk2345
      @vexmilk2345 5 лет назад +29

      @@MikeBrownLegend
      *guest apperance: with Reeyon Ceecrest!*

    • @vexmilk2345
      @vexmilk2345 5 лет назад +22

      @@ethanslafsky5343 *with returning cast member: O'shack Hennessey!*

    • @jackdocherty6645
      @jackdocherty6645 5 лет назад +36

      *Jaseeka*

    • @vexmilk2345
      @vexmilk2345 5 лет назад +18

      @@jackdocherty6645 Jaseeka? Oh that's what he said! I've never understood when he said Jaseeka. Thanks m8.

  • @jcforever6671
    @jcforever6671 9 месяцев назад +2

    Not any of yawws are old enough to be in the DAAAAMMMM Club😅😅😅😅

  • @sayafh
    @sayafh 4 года назад +858

    “The usual suspects”
    🤣🤣🤣
    Im dead!!!

    • @nuruddinafkar4515
      @nuruddinafkar4515 4 года назад +1

      fatin haziqah He was referring to the movie right ?

    • @amsalek
      @amsalek 4 года назад +7

      @@nuruddinafkar4515 nah he said that cuz those were the students who corrected him about their names in part 1

    • @hassanamohamed3045
      @hassanamohamed3045 4 года назад +1

      Me to

    • @elmerlemus5731
      @elmerlemus5731 4 года назад

      Think before you speak plzzzz...😐

  • @SSS-ie6mh
    @SSS-ie6mh 4 года назад +2858

    Plot twist: The teacher was right about everything. The students were lying.

  • @fallon5775
    @fallon5775 Год назад +5

    Okay it's time for part 3, this much too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JERRYjealously
    @JERRYjealously Год назад +2

    my left ear enjoyed that

  • @padmaavathiprasad3951
    @padmaavathiprasad3951 3 года назад +1757

    I swear Balakay gets me everytime 🤣

    • @chrisaxis5043
      @chrisaxis5043 3 года назад +9

      Same here🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yoyomodiji
      @yoyomodiji 3 года назад +1

      Hi indian....

    • @blakerh
      @blakerh 3 года назад +4

      Me too. That's my name. 😂

    • @timothyblake3574
      @timothyblake3574 3 года назад +27

      You can't even imagine this feeling, when your name and surname are the same with the character's

    • @blakerh
      @blakerh 3 года назад +2

      @@timothyblake3574 yep, 😂😂

  • @lizard1001
    @lizard1001 4 года назад +2134

    "Mosquito bite club, maybe" 😄😄😄😆😆

  • @watchandjewelryloft4713
    @watchandjewelryloft4713 Год назад +1

    Doesn't matter how many times Mr Garvey pops up in my feed, I'm watching it. 😂

  • @stellawil
    @stellawil Год назад +4

    I almost fell off my bed laughing so hard😂😂