McDojo Breakdown: Martial Arts Nonsense - The Next Generation
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
- In Todays McDojo Breakdown we check out a martial arts academy (Excel Martial Arts) that is passing down nonsense from the previous generation and to the next. Enjoy :)
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I bought the book. Loved it. Well written. Great stories.
If you haven't seen him already, Steve Demasco runs a TON of mcdojos in the New England area. They don't spar because their techniques are "too deadly". His claims and credentials are wild. I would love to see you research and do a breakdown video of him. Keep up the great work!
The bizarre thing is when the guy does the elbow to arm ko, he could just have blocked the first strike and gone straight for an elbow to the face, faster, and more likely to get you a ko.
@@learntooilpaint but then he couldn't have hit the spleen 3 spot
Ahhhhhh-CHOOO! Dude sneezes and the room turns into a Jim Jones party!😂
The baffling thing to me, is not the "instructors", it's the students who play along 🤣😂
Maybe the "student " is paid or remunerated in some way? Recall the promoters of the "beetles" paid actresses to pretend to faint at their shows...
Yeah, they break fall and act knocked out.
I'm not convinced they are consciously, cynically acting out the KO like stuntmen. They are emotionally invested in believing in this stuff, they WANT it to be real. After all, they want to be able to master it themselves.
The technique is a placebo, but they convince themselves that when hit on a certain point, they will fall down and 'feel' groggy. Also it seems that the 'master' says in advance what the effect of the strike will be, so the true believing student will react in the 'correct' way.
It's sometimes referred to as "active compliance". There's some degree of it in every martial art no matter how legitimate. This is what it looks like in the extreme
@@kingswing00 whats the active compliance part of boxing or wrestling?
"I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is... this is Earth." - Kung Pow
Jajajajaja
Funny movie!
I prefer red peppers in mine.
I heard theyre making another one.
Perfect.
The slaps to revive the guys probably does more damage than the initial technique lol😂
A sure sign of a McDojo: Size A10 short sleeve gi.
Where do they get those short sleeve, patch covered, lightweight gis from? I need one for our next Halloween open mat.
Having been married and divorced twice, I find it hard to blame someone for being gullible.
✋🏼 Right here...
I went to the excel martial arts RUclips page and comments are turned off on all of their videos.
I'm torn. Watching those videos sounds hilarious, but these guys might do serious damage to my mental health. Heck, I might even laugh so hard that I have an asthma attack. Their martial powers are clearly formidable to hurt me like this.
OMG, "He drops like a sack of fraudulent potatoes" just killed me. 🤣
The teacher is at fault and once the student falls for the BS they are now part of the cycle.
They wouldn't be teachers without students.
I put a blame on black belt magazine for promoting a platform for BS they printed that got all this going.
My answer is that like Miyagi said: "There's not bad students, only bad teachers"
Can't think of a better answer than that one.
Without bad students, bad teachers would die from starvation.
Don’t let the strike fool you, the energy came from the guy’s halitosis.😂
You discovered the secret of the no brush KO.
You halitosis is obsolete, our chi powers comes from the hallelujah
Agreed. And you almost described how real martial arts work: "Don't let the fool strike you" :D
How any of this stuff still circulates in the age of MMA being everywhere blows my mind. In the 80s we all believed in jump kicks, Dim Mak, and noses being pushed into brains because we were dummies who didn't know better. This new generation sees what happens on tv at the highest level. They have no excuses for being worse dummies.
Im old enough to remember pre-ufc and nobody believed in Dim Mak. But i remember kids in middle school talking about the brain nose. I used to ask, "Why does that never happen to pro boxers?" Now i do believe that fancy kicks can work. Not for me, but ive seen guys do some showy stuff in mma.
@@rticle15, I truly believe if I’m watching for a punch and the guy kicks me, I know it is going to hurt me real bad. However, what I don’t understand is when the guy spins in a complete circle to throw a full power kick, how the hell does his foot hit anyone.???? You turn your back on me then I either jump back and you miss, OR I jump forward and you hit the ground.
Ahh, Master Ken. What a guy. How I love good satire.
Did you notice how at 3:05 when he says "chu" there's a pause for a second while the patsy decides whether that's his cue to go limp, or if he's supposed to wait for the next "chu"?
He knows Mr. Satan's delayed reaction elbow. He's ready for Majin Buu.
He saved the world is what he did. He was a brave human martial artist. And in this house, Hercule is a hero. End of story
I can't believe you made this video...these guys are killers, and I'm sure they're not going to take these insults lying down. Not while there's a buffet open.
Yeah, your life could be in danger right after supper.
I''M so down when I see the baby burping revival technique. Such a classic move.
It's a problem because the general public doesn't REALLY know what to look for or what they're looking at. It takes some searching, and then searching again (known as RE-searching!) to find out what's what. And educating the public when it's so easy to find bad information is an uphill (but very worthwhile) battle.
I’d like to interview the demonstration assistants and see if they really believe they’ve been knocked out.
Every time I see these videos it makes me realize how easy this would all be if I was just a much less honest person. Not only does it feel so dishonest to open schools like this but even more so when you have people believe they are learning potential self defense and combat skills.
Your basic McDojo is almost as bad. I worked as an assistant instructor at one of those strip mall karate schools. You know the kind that REALLY play up all the character building, and self esteem aspects of martial arts training, the ones that tell you your kid will be a black belt in three years, two if you pay for the “special accelerated class”, and teach a hybrid of several styles and were designed by a 40 year old dude with a ponytail. Yeah one of those places. I didn’t last three months. I was a higher rank (in a legitimate martial art) than the lead instructor, I’d been training more than twice as long as him, and I had fought competitively, but he was more “kid friendly” so he got the better paying job.
I ended up leaving after talking with the school manager (someone with zero martial arts background) and him saying I was too hard on the kids. He told me they never wanted a kid to quit because it was “too hard” or “not fun”. You know what I did which led to this conversation? I made kids perform techniques again if they didn’t do it right the first time. I also had kids do body conditioning exercises when they would do something poorly. Like as an example: a kid would be doing one of their made up “self defense forms” and would forget part of it, so I’d have them do five pushups before trying again. The kids loved it, I would have a couple of kids in a row do something wrong and have to do a burpee, then the next kid would do the thing right and still want to do a burpee. But the parents thought I was “too hard on their baby” and complained. Man those parents would have lost their minds if I trained those kids anything close to how mine went, we were literally hit with sticks during training.
@@davidwate6057 Why ...were you hit with a stick? Lol. /Just some drunken brawler loser
They don't teach that rubbish to martial artists, they teach it to people who don't fight,won't fight,they just want to belong and believe because mediocrity is unbearable. The masters of Woo Woo know this and deliver the fantasy where we can all be kick ass Harry Potters. If if fills a hole in their lives I have no problem, it's only a problem if they find themselves in conflict and believe they have skills they don't but that is unlikely for most.
There are a few schools like that all over Oklahoma. They teach techniques that will never work and convince their students that it will.
You can tell those two are just bursting with chi. They're overflowing with it. They've taken in so much chi they can barely move.
They're definitely full of it
They should try fatfree Chi
The half moons on their fingernails must be full moons with all that chi.
You're gonna be so mad when they turn into a butterfly and get incredibly thin
I think one of the most telling things I've seen was the "break fall". I mean, all those guys are absolute frauds but the facts that they all breakfall as they go down... every... last... on of them... is amazing.
I think it’s like 80/20 Instuctor/student fault. On a side note, i love the Punch Out picture on your wall!
"Ning is a Killing Word." - Paul Muad'dib Atreides.
They practice the Prana Bindu. Or, rather, Prana Bullshit.
There is/was a Kyusho school near me years ago (like 2 decades ago). The owner was deaf and one of Dillman’s main students. I remember he had some old video of him utilizing sign language to move into a Kyusho move - like it was some sort of transitional step that he invented.
I initially wanted to email him about his BS but opted not to. He was disabled and it seemed like he believed what he was teaching which was sad. I just felt sorry for him and I think he thought he was just teaching proper self defense.
Any there any Mcdojos that teach defence against chi attacks?
I'm looking for a complete Mcdojo system. Any recommendations?
For $235 I will send you my booklet.
I used to play Naruto : Clash of Ninja 2 when I was a kid and I've never lost a point of chi since.
Around 25 years ago I trained at this dojo when it was LCMA. I trained with Cody Robyn for years(under Steve Schatvet, who isn't mentioned here...) and always knew him to be an excellent martial artist, but I wasn't fed any of that stuff in the videos. The instructor at the time used to talk about some stuff like this, but I was never shown any of it. I don't even know how to process what I saw here...
Process it as u trained under a fraud.
Glad you covered these guys!
Both the teacher and student that goes along with the deception and lies are both guilty of following the devil.
Nah the devil would teach you how to kick ass, he probably has a demonic dojo in hell where he teaches monsters how to dropkick angels.
Man im always sad that one day this channel will have nothing to show anymore.... crazy you still find these people loll love it fucking hilarious
Currently have a back log of at least 3 more years for sure
@@McDojoLife this is crazy... how can there be so many of them? Holy cow...
Love the content, please continue to keep them coming.
Loving the back pat... hope the paramedics know this if I ever need it...
Lol, I commented before I got to the EMT technique part 😂😂😂
Rob I love your sarcasm & humor. Keep up your great work exposing these frauds.
I just had a lucky escape from a MC Dojo, I was told at a Kung Fu school, we don't do Kata's, don't worry too much about doing forms and stuff, we have our own syllabus and belt system, if you do about ten sessions you can grade up to the next belt.
I won't be going back again.
The teacher is at fault, for initiating the con, but the student(s) will also bear the blame once the truth has been revealed and they continue to attend and/or be part of the con. I love your work and the results that come from your dedication. Lets keep exposing these “FlopDoJos”😂
It takes two to tango. The fake instructor drives it....but....there's something really weird going on that first time the student gets hit and feels nothing, but decides "You know what? I'm gonna pretend this works, too!"
“If do right, no can defense.”
Rob ... I used to watch your offerings, only when they randomly rolled into my internet youtube feed. But now I watch more regularly, as I have cvome to realise and appreciate that you are doing very important work. Well done Rob ... I am very impressed by your wonderful efforts. Thank you for shedding light upon something that is so cancerous and damaging to our society. Critical thinking is crucial to effective living; and thr work you do propogates precisely this. You are a good man. Best wishes , kudos and deep respect from 'Downunder'. If ever you journey to Australia, you have free training at my academy. - JBW
Thank you for the support. Truly appreciated
Came from reddit bro, this shit is hilarious 😂 just subscribed.
I'm just sad that there are no places to learn this stuff near me. I'm stuck learning BJJ. Let me tell you it's hard for a beginner like me to do a one touch knockout when I'm stuck in a heavy weights side control. I've tried yelling "Save me Dillman, save me" and "the power of ashida kim compels you" to escape, but so far nothing has worked. I'm never going to be a one touch knockout ninja master at this rate.
😂😂
You're in luck.
For $69.99 I'll send you my secret no touch moves.
“The power of Ashida Kim compels you!”😏 I promise you I’m using that in the next week. 2 people will get it. But it will be worth it.
"BJJ isn't real, just levitate"
Just joined the page!! Great video! The blame is on both student and teacher. I don't know how one could have honestly sat thru the entire first class and thought to themselves "this guy is too legit!" 😂 maybe if he actually made the one guy poop himself I would have totally paid for a full membership with a parking space and all... 😂😂
Subbed. Somebody should really tell all the Muay Thai fighters that they are risking their lives LOL those leg punches look so deadly
4:37 This is funnier when you consider the guy had his chin completely exposed yet he goes for the bicep. What they are doing is not a good way to practice any techniques, but at least going for the chin would've been better.
They don't want to accidentally actually hurt each other! That would get in the way of demonstrating their chi-power techniques.
I gently bump so many random parts of me during the day I'm surprised I'm not mostly unconscious
Great as always. Curious what you think of Larkin's Target Focus Training. I'm skeptical and not considering it, but wonder. Some of the info seems useful, but the methods? I'm happy with a Krav Maga center near me that seems balanced, intense, and thorough, though I don't take advantage of the sparring sessions as much as I should.
Keep up the good work, Rob.
Where do you buy your mini-chuks from? I have been searching for them everywhere and cannot find them. Thank you in advance if you respond. Also, amazing videos!
The last time Dillman knocked someone out with his mouth was at truck stop just off of I-5.
Of course they can knock me out with sound. I will pass out from laughing to long. Lol 😂
I love how they always hit harder when they try to get them conscious than when they knock them out
I love how in shape these practitioners are in
That is some delightful if unintentional Three Stooges-level physical comedy.
As to the question: Like a wise man once said, 'No bad students, only bad teachers.' But they kind of lose that protection when they themselves become the bad teachers.
I thought that first thigh punch was actually a punch to the groin. If someone punched me in the cajones like that, my reaction would be worse than the students.
I have studied enough Kempo to know which Pressure points work but none of them to my knowledge is capable of knocking anyone out
Spectacular video.
They neeeeeed to make this a UFC Tournament! Dim Mak MC Dojo Masters against Each other
I´d Pay for that!!
5:16 now all I can imagine is “new achievement unlocked*” some young and upcoming martial artist is going to make the elbow to the bicep knockout his Mt.Everest
Serious answer to the question at the end-- I got a couple black belts with the ATA and while there was a lot of stuff I i liked about it, the fact remains that I didn't learn very much about practical self defense and it was less like kung fu fighting and more like angry gymnastics.
After you've spent years learning and your instructor wants to give you a job or you want to branch out, you WILL reach a point where you realize that you're playing patty cake and need to decide if you keep going with the sunk cost fallacy or find a way to back out.
Bottom line, it doesn't matter how you became a teacher-- if you have so little self awareness that you've never really examined what you're teaching, then you're either a willing participant in the fraud or so stupid that you have no business being a teacher.
I don’t know which one to try first in my next street fight the powerful elbow to the bicep or the double hammer fist to the thigh!!
I have to comment twice on this video. I am an ER Nurse by trade and when I was younger and dumber I was knocked out by a knee to my liver when I was training in kickboxing. it waws very odd experience because it was delayed. I became lightheaded and clammy. Then I dropped. Secondly, ACLS guidelines for CPR does not include sitting the victim up and giving them back blows.
I think if you know it's garbage,and you decide to teach people that garbage...YOU are to blame.
What's interesting is that there is truth to pressure points.
Getting your funny bone hit. Having your brachial nerve struck by an overhand right. Taking a punch to the sternum.
Somehow, it devolved into this shit.
I mean, an elbow strike to the bicep is a good way to stop them wanting to punch with that hand, IF you actually and it AND they don't have conditioning from martial arts training, weight lifting, callisthenics, and so on... definitely won't knock them out, but they will feel it. I also wouldn't rely on it as a finishing move.
It's a good way to mildly annoy someone who wants to kick the shit out of you. If you're to the point of the fight where you can choose to land an elbow strike on their bicep at will, then what the fuck is going on in this fight? Are you cornering middle schoolers to invent kung fu on?
takes a lot of balls to keep this kind of nonsense rolling in the 21st century.
answer: it's a shared responsibility, and the students have a duty to vet what they're learning and decide whether it passes the sniff test (efficacy) or choose to ignore the evidence and continue down the rabbit hole of confirmation bias. it's hard to admit and own it when you've been duped.
I love the back slap to revive the knockout 😂
It's a 50/50 thing....they learnt bollocks, and after a certain point figured out the nonsense and in an effort to prove that it's true knowingly bought into it and taught it...or something like that
Finally! I was getting tired of watching stuff about Dillman, Ashida Kim, and the Yellow Bamboo people 🤣
I nearly passed out once because someone trapped the nerve in my elbow while training, but the only noise was the expletives out of my mouth.
i tried to check out these guys YT page but comments were turned off on their videos with 80-ish views.... wonder why
Thanks for the the laughs 😂😂
Brilliant 😂I want to learn the dysentary strike 🥴🤪😱
I pictured XL and thought how fitting.
My answer is: Compassion for the conned contempt for conman (person)
Come on Rob take it easy on the “Defense Against the Dark Arts” guys 😂 I would die laughing if you threw in an “Avadakadabra” when he is twisting his wrist😂😂😂
That thigh punch legit looked like it hurt
I am shocked. I personally know some friends of mine that have attended this school and claimed to be black belts. I never thought this was a Mcdojo I saw them wearing the Dojo gear on the back of thier sweatshirts. Wow
Wild nonsense right
The first uke looked like Netanyahu. Faking it here too. 😆 🤣 😂
When I used to teach I did my best to eliminate the 🐂💩.
I started off wondering how these guys lasted so long teaching this garbage. Then I realized there’s a whole lotta crazy people out there, wanting to believe it.
These dudes had better invest in weight loss systems
The strike into the shoulder peck area can be very painful, and the clavicle too, but an instant knockout is bogus.
Such baffling techniques. I’m tempted to practice by hitting my own arm and giving myself dysentery lol.
Students should demand authentic instruction and actual pressure testing of taught techniques, or else they are likely subscribing to a power fantasy short cut. I mean, you could blame the frauds out there for anything they want to sell you, but frauds will always be there. It’s up to the buyer to not be dumb enough to fall for it and demand real proof of product.
The question of "who is at fault?" hinges on what you mean by "fault".
Of course the teacher is initially at fault for giving nonsense to the student; the student starts our merely being hopeful or gullible. I've done that.
However, once you start teaching others, you have a responsibility to make sure what you're teaching is real. This goes double if you are collecting money for it.Therefore, once the student because a teacher, they are at fault for teaching nonsense.
Ooh sound attacks, Just like the knights who say nee!
Even if the “Ning” thing worked in real life, it would still be hilarious…I mean:
“What’d you say to me bro!?! NING! (goes on to knock the guy out)
😂😂😂
"Choo !" and "ning !" are infinitely more terrifying than the Bogeyman's "boo !!"
Can you do star martial arts in Elkhart Indiana
The guy follows the George Dillman "eat-'till-you-explode" training regimen.😀😀😀
I've never noticed the break-falls before.
5:30 epic reasoning battle with yourself. Love how the ‘other guy’ is in a yellow tinted world.
I wanna see Master Ken takes on these guys at some point
was that a pinkman clip!? I miss that guy lol
The Dysentery Strike is actually one of the most hallowed and rare of techniques. Cultivating bacteria and parasites in your very chi takes masters of the art decades of intense dedication.
Shout out to Master Ken!
QOD: Morally, it’s the instructor’s fault. Practically, it is buyer/student beware.
As soon as you see Criss Cross Recover Sauce, you know it's going to be McFunny as McFuck
I’ve got to learn the dysentery punch 😂😂😂
Oregon trail 😂