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Rob helped me become a minimalist by taking my house, car and all worldly possessions. I'm much more attuned to the earth since I now live in the woods. Thank you Rob for giving me my life back. - Cody T.
What can I say about Rob. All of the hours and hours of self massage instruction left me exhausted but satisfied. You. Give. So. Much. HJ, BJ, JJ, ZJ, all the major styles of self massage were covered. Thanks Rob. I had no fluids left in my body after our sessions.
Rob is such an amazing martial artist. I showed his videos to my wife and she told me she's leaving me for him. Thanks for being a better man than I could ever be.
I saw Rob at a demonstration. Let me tell you I was blown away! He not only was he able to show his amazing flawless technique but he was able to produce his chi powers that allowed him to shoot fireballs from his hands. Needless to say I will definitely be hiring him for my kids birthday party!
Rob is an inspiration. He knows things that no man should know, things about rabbits, things about life. I once saw him bounce a quarter off his left butt-cheek, only to have it go straight through a solid brick wall and embed itself in a van half a mile away. He merely turned, shrugged, and then grinned like it was any other Tuesday. What an artist!
When I first started listening to McDojo Life, I was skeptical. But the more I listened to. Grand Master Sifu Rob Sensei, the more I began to realize that I was not a fully functioning being. Thanks to his enlightened teachings and chi power exchange, my cheesy beard has grown in far more powerfully, and I can knock a man out with a flick of a whisker. As I have progressed through his belt classes, I have developed transmogrifying Centaur powers and can switch forms at the blink of an eye. The most amazing part to me is that he has taught me how to keep my changes invisible, so that no one notices them but me. I know what I am inside, even if the world does not notice anything different from the outside. I quietly mop floors at the fast food restaurant without revealing my true identity to anyone. Thank you, Rob, for all that you do. I have enclosed bank account information so you can withdraw belt class payments directly from my account, with full power of attorney over all my assets, as you requested!
I used to think Tai Chi was just a slow-motion version of waving my arms around, but then I met MasterRob from McDojoLife. This guy doesn't just teach Tai Chi; he turns it into a full-blown comedy show! I signed up for inner peace, but I got abs from laughing instead. Created with chat gpt
Rob is an awesome guy and a great mentor. He taught me how to drive a manual transmission vehicle using only Chi power. It is a testament to all his hard work in bullshido. Hopefully in five years when I get out of jail for reckless driving, I can resume Chi driving.
Rob's martial arts techniques are so powerful that he can inflict emotional damage onto other martial artists through space and time without ever needing to even know them first. His training has given me hope to one day reach even .01% of the skill he has
I give 5 out of 5 golden throwing stars for my vote. I have learned some of the raddest, coolest martial arts moves from Sensei Rob and his great instructional channel here! Since my computer has been without speakers for the last couple years, this is the first episope of Sensei's show I've got to enjoy with sound, so I am a little confused... but anyhow, I have been able to promote myself to the rank of Master under his tutelage. Thank you, Sensei! ...and, as a testament to the skills passed from Sensei Rod, directly to myself through this soundless medium, I have vanquished many many men and oarcs with my martial powers. I was once drinking at a mushroom party ...or doing mushrooms at a drinkin' party, I don't remember but these dangerous roughians attacked me. I can only assume to steal my awesome McDojo Life tee-shirt. Sensei makes us all wear them. We owe allegiance to Sensei... til death! Anyway, when these guys attacked me, I took the stance of the great Sensei Dillman and the great dumbfounded look that stuns men in their tracks.... I shook the chi powers out of my hands and my adversaries all fell in their tracks. Might have even knocked out the host of the party. ...I can only assume.... he was wearing a bigfoot costume the whole time. Anyway... thanks for yer time. Thanks and allegiance to Sensei Rob. (Bow) Oss!
Rob has taught me the most valuable form of self defense. When confronted by an attacker I simply tie my shoe. The Chi energy simply flattens my attacker. Thanks Rob!
I will never forget watching in awe as Rob defended against chi attacks from some of the most powerful 11th degree black belts in the world. It's really all because of the 12th degree black belt skills (that were bestowed upon Rob by a mysterious ghost during a dream that somebody else was having about Rob) that he wasn't killed immediately in the chi attacks and went on to summon his chi balls and throw them at the attackers while shouting "hadouken!"
Rob has helped me so much , I used to think that sparring in martial arts, he was essential in teaching me to learn about chi foo foo and no touch knockouts !
Rob has taught me the value of wearing tan baseball hats. His wisdom, and devotion to the "hat life" has changed my life forever. I tip my hat to you, Rob.
Ever sense I've started training under the Great Grand Master Rob my martial arts skills were elevated to the next level. I only hope that one day I can be as great as he is. Thank you Great Grand Master for all you do, your wisdom, kindness and greatness.
Rob is absolutely amazing. His teachings and prowess in EVERY aspect of his life are amazing. He has the most beautiful and amazing beard I have ever seen in my life.
Thanks to Robs teachings, I've been able to summons enough Chi to power my entire home! The money I've saved over the years has allowed me to open my own Rob- Dojo here in Eugene Oregon. We teach Rob-Fu techniques such as "the basterd touch" and the ever so deadly " Sumdumfauq" . Thanks Rob You. Give. So. Much. ❤
Before I met Rob, my life was directionless as a nunchuk in a windstorm. But then, Rob descended like a grandmaster from the mountain of martial wisdom, his beard shimmering with the wisdom of a thousand dojos. With a mere glance, he corrected my horse stance from two time zones away. His knowledge of martial arts is so profound that even the Shaolin monks have subscribed to his RUclips channel for tips. ❤
Rob has shown me that he has mastered the Electric Wind God Fist, generating electricity with each uppercut! He notably taught Heihachi Mishima and the rest of the Mishima family this technique for self-defense. What a great guy!
The many hours I’ve spent watching Rob’s videos have been truly life changing. Training, music practice, chores, being a remotely productive member of society… my time could have been spent on so many other things. I’m just so thankful that this channel saved me from all that stuff, and gave me something positive to focus on- watching funny videos about people who are more full of shit than I am. Thanks for all you do Rob! -Josh S.
I am so thankful for Robs patience in teaching so humble a student as myself. I was a fellow student in a class with Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Carlos Gracie, Anderson Silva, and Sugar Ray Robinson, but Rob gave me as much attention and instruction as any other person in the class.
As a 20th degree Dillman jitsu Master, Rob knows everything about a mcdojo could ever offer you. That is why I recommend his videos to show how great his students and their Mcdojos are. Testimonial.
Rob taught me I don't need money or material possessions to be happy, and when I gave him all my things and signed all my assets over to him for safekeeping, he showed me the way to true inner peace was through devotion and commitment to his teachings! Now, without any material wealth or freedom of thought, I can focus on punching myself in the groin a hundred times a day to one day achieve a state of enlightenment, and he assures me that the hunger pains will go away once I learn to live on pure sunlight. Thanks, Rob!
Rob taught me the One Move, which is the only thing a person needs to defend themselves in any situation. It immediately ends any fight, even if your opponent has a weapon AND using it, I lost 20 pounds in just 3 days. Thanks, Rob!
Before I found Rob, I was a lost and scared seagull in search of a flock. I often broke down crying for no reason at all at the hopelessnees of my existence. Bring picked on by my middle school aged relatives for having to sit at the kids table at family functions was a regular occurrence. But then I was taught the 3 fingered death jowl. The first kill was the hardest. The next 70 get easier and easier. Now I am the only member of my family to sit at the adults table and everyone else eats off the floor. Thanks!
Rob can definitely teach you how to grow a great mustache. I know because he taught me. When I met Rob I didn’t know what I was doing and neither did my mustache. But through Rob’s careful and clear teachings I finally took my mustache to the highest level- earning the coveted mustache belt.
Years back, some kids must've snuck onto the north field for a game of softball. One of 'em managed a home run hit but didn't manage to find the ball after. My Hereford got her nose on it though and, as is a cow's nature, she ate it. She began to choke. Panic ensued but Rob sprang into action, using bovine pressure points to calm and subdue the animal immediately. (This is particularly amazing because I'd never even met the man before and we live in different countries.) "Gosh," I said, "That's great Rob, but it doesn't exactly solve the problem, does it?" Without hesitation, the living legend produced a kukri and applied it to the throat. "There's your softball back," he said, handing it over and wiping his hands on his jeans. Thanks Rob.
I used to think nunchaku where the worst possible weapon to learn! With Rob's help and guidance I not only learned to swing this ancient Japanese weapon, but I learned to do it correctly! I can now do things like smash my alarm clock in the morning, turn light switches on and off, tenderize Meat, and occasionally hit both of my heads! Thanks Rob, Some guy from the internet
Rob has helped me become a better person. He is always finding examples of upstanding citizens who lead the way in martial arts, ethics and self respect.
A couple years ago I had no idea of the difference between real and phony martial arts. Now, having watched several of MASTER Robs enlightening videos, I feel much better equipped to question and defeat the forces of bullshido. Great Grand MASTER Robs chi powers of humor are invincible! I'm selling all I have to follow this unquestionably great teacher
Here is my testimonial, I meet Rob on my vision quest, he defeated Freddy and Darth all with his ninchuks of Doom, I am in awe of his chi powers and his wicked sarcastic barbed comments cutting people to their core, I am alive thanks to him
At first, I was doubtful of Rob's face-to-foot style of mystical Kung Fu, but after several concussions and a comfy wheelchair, I never have to fight again. Thanks, Rob!
Man.. where do I begin. When first walked into McDojo Dojo, I didn’t know what to expect. There were tarps on the floor, shrink wrap on the walls, etc. I asked Rob what they were about and he responded.. “today is kumite Tuesday.” Before the blood shed began, he showed us two moves. The Peruvian Pancake, and the Alabama shot put. After that, we paired up and beat each other senseless. All in all, I give it 4/5 stars.
I never thought I'd be able to master the dim mak. Rob made it easy. All I had to do was watch a couple of videos and now I'm an expert.... no not really. Awesome video as usual. It's sad to see so many "instructors" in internal arts who clearly made their art up.
When i had to barrel burn a particularly musty gi , Rob personally crocheted a replacement for me. It’s missing the seat in the pants, but he insists this is a feature and not a flaw. 5/5 Dillmans!
I once walked into Rob in the street, where I live here in Medellín. Since I know it can be kind of a tricky city for people who don't know some stuff, I proposed him to be his guide and invited him home, as a gesture of appreciation for all of his work. So next day we go to my Muay-Thay gym, but unfortunately it had been raid by a highly armed paramilitary unit who destroyed the entire facility and thus we couldn't train. Rob got really mad, and as soon as he learned the location of the unit, he went straight to destroy them, as a one-man-commando. I went with him, but stayed behind as I had figured my elbows and teeps might not be enough against their big guns. Rob, however, beat the shit out of all of them, it was such an unbelievable spectacle, it was madness, it was glory; it was a display of masterful bare-hand violence. I swear, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. I'm still note sur I actually believe it, to be honest. Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that the paracos hijuep*tas had been trained by a 11th degree Ryo-Qong-Chi black belt, who was also an Aiki-Chuan double world champion, and Supreme Master Trainer of the Mercenary Order. The Great Master, whose name I will silence because I fear for my life, easily defeated Rob- without even touching him! I promise, I saw it with my own eyes. It was kinda sad, and humiliating even. It was particularly shocking to witness that bitter defeat after Rob utterly smeshed more than 20 professional assassins. Since them, Rob goes on mocking every martial art that remotely reminds him his worst defeat, as a pity revenge, while knowing he will never be able to beat a Royal-Super-Chi master in a 1 on 1 combat. As I speak, he is still making ideos on youtube to try to bring disgrace to those whose power he an only envy.
This guy is what you get when George Dillman and Colenel Sanders do the Fusion Dance. Rob has the most flawless nunchuck technique I've ever seen. One day I was walking home from the local 7-11 after picking a Double Gulp of Mountain Dew when I saw him use four Slim Jims tied together with shoe laces to fight off 25 ninjas all at the same time. The fight was absolutely brutal, I never thought pepperoni sticks could be so deadly.
Sifu Rob led me to greater wealth and happiness than I ever had before! All I had to do was sell everything I ever owned, start eating wild mushrooms, and walk away from all the life responsibilities that kept me sad. Love you Rob, you're the bbbeeeesssssttttttttttttttt...........
The series Dragoon Ball Z is based on Rob's life, I once saw him use instant transmission to help an old lady cross the street. His logo was drawn with the blood of fallen McDojo masters he defeated over the years, 1 drop from each master, 71 drops have been used so far.
Despite his strong credentials, Rob refuses to contact Guinness about the world record in tuna fishing that he rightfully deserves. He has single-handedly reduced wild bluefin tuna stocks to record lows. He is a one man fishing machine.
Rob is an amazing martial artist, i challenged him to a duel and met up on his house and booted up street fighter 6. it was amazing ive never seen such speed and power!!!
I used to have ADHD, which affected every part of my life, where I was on daily medication. That was, until I found Rob where he cured me after performing his “rumpus bend, squat air release” on me, after 3 sessions of $499.00 (per session.) Rob is TRULY a master of martial arts! Thank you master Rob!
Thanks to Rob's instant Chi Power and Dumpling recipes DVD collections, I'm now a one man militia and a successful restaurant owner. My neighborhood is now safe and well fed, thanks Rob.
Rob is the absolute best! He cured my dog of cancer AND helped my daughters little league team win the big championship! When it comes to success, Rob is the man!
Rob is a true Sensei: One during a seminar he told us a fantastic story: He secretly instructed Tanaka and Frank Dux in the mysterious art of Non-Sen-se-Do, being the only living master in this masterpiece art of ancient Japan (the first Samurai who created this ryuha was known by O Sensei Bu-ll-Shi-Do). We owe everything from him- Bloodsport has become only a big success in the theatres due Rob.
Rob has been known to knock out full grown bears with his nutsack. He swings them around like Native American’s slung bolos. Rob has also been alive since the 1800s because he didn’t feel like dying. I once saw him kick an airplane out of the sky to impress a group of women who he promptly mated with. I am one of his offspring.
Once I witnessed Rob fighting against 13 men; he swirled around a nunchuck made out of the shinbones of the first dude he had knocked out! Man, that was a gory thing to see, Rob is really a savage fighter 🫨🫨🫨
I once saw Rob rescuing 7 children, 5 puppys, 4 kitten and two fire fighters from a burning building. All while collecting donations for children who got diagnosed with cancer. He is a true saint.
I have struggled for years with my pressure point knockout but training just one session with Rob and iv managed it perfectly every time.... sometimes.
Rob's focus and clarity in his instructions is simply amazing. Out of us 30 participants not one got his penis stuck. He also managed to fend of 5 violent attackers outside the Dojo, just with his voice. We believe they were members of the Purple Haired Mount Wokey Cult. - Ragnar Lodbrok
As an ex-specialist of the specialist of special forces (a Sealy Ranger) I can confirm that Rob was our greatest teacher. His skills are only exceeded by his wisdom, and his wisdom only by his good looks.
Rob showed me the true meaning of Christmas when I watched him handedly defeat Krampus and banish him to the depths of Tartarus with a single roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris was there too taking notes. -Jake
Rob has so much chi power even his cap is lethal. Flies can't even land on it without dying. It amazes me that these chi masters with all their "incredible powers" can't seem to say no to the buffet.
I met Rob at a meet up at the local Cult Leader Association. He seemed pretty well known amongst the crowd. I'd give himna Five outta five working the rooms.
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Rob once dreamed that he kicked my ass...and I woke up with a black eye and bruised ribs.
Rob helped me become a minimalist by taking my house, car and all worldly possessions. I'm much more attuned to the earth since I now live in the woods. Thank you Rob for giving me my life back. - Cody T.
What can I say about Rob. All of the hours and hours of self massage instruction left me exhausted but satisfied. You. Give. So. Much. HJ, BJ, JJ, ZJ, all the major styles of self massage were covered. Thanks Rob. I had no fluids left in my body after our sessions.
For anyone that doesn’t know what a ZJ is… you can’t afford it
Is ZL even permitted without a basic foundation of Ere-Rah-Ti-Kah?
Rob is such an amazing martial artist. I showed his videos to my wife and she told me she's leaving me for him. Thanks for being a better man than I could ever be.
I saw Rob at a demonstration. Let me tell you I was blown away! He not only was he able to show his amazing flawless technique but he was able to produce his chi powers that allowed him to shoot fireballs from his hands. Needless to say I will definitely be hiring him for my kids birthday party!
Rob once taught my dog to bark in Spanish just in time for his Spanish exam in obedience school. Thanks Rob!
Rob is an inspiration. He knows things that no man should know, things about rabbits, things about life. I once saw him bounce a quarter off his left butt-cheek, only to have it go straight through a solid brick wall and embed itself in a van half a mile away. He merely turned, shrugged, and then grinned like it was any other Tuesday. What an artist!
When I first started listening to McDojo Life, I was skeptical. But the more I listened to. Grand Master Sifu Rob Sensei, the more I began to realize that I was not a fully functioning being.
Thanks to his enlightened teachings and chi power exchange, my cheesy beard has grown in far more powerfully, and I can knock a man out with a flick of a whisker.
As I have progressed through his belt classes, I have developed transmogrifying Centaur powers and can switch forms at the blink of an eye.
The most amazing part to me is that he has taught me how to keep my changes invisible, so that no one notices them but me.
I know what I am inside, even if the world does not notice anything different from the outside. I quietly mop floors at the fast food restaurant without revealing my true identity to anyone.
Thank you, Rob, for all that you do. I have enclosed bank account information so you can withdraw belt class payments directly from my account, with full power of attorney over all my assets, as you requested!
The master is pleased with your bank statements. Ossssss
I used to think Tai Chi was just a slow-motion version of waving my arms around, but then I met MasterRob from McDojoLife. This guy doesn't just teach Tai Chi; he turns it into a full-blown comedy show! I signed up for inner peace, but I got abs from laughing instead.
Created with chat gpt
Rob is an awesome guy and a great mentor. He taught me how to drive a manual transmission vehicle using only Chi power. It is a testament to all his hard work in bullshido. Hopefully in five years when I get out of jail for reckless driving, I can resume Chi driving.
Rob's martial arts techniques are so powerful that he can inflict emotional damage onto other martial artists through space and time without ever needing to even know them first. His training has given me hope to one day reach even .01% of the skill he has
Emoshional damage!
Rob's immense chi power was soooo strong, he picked me up with his mind power and shook me like a dog!
I give 5 out of 5 golden throwing stars for my vote. I have learned some of the raddest, coolest martial arts moves from Sensei Rob and his great instructional channel here! Since my computer has been without speakers for the last couple years, this is the first episope of Sensei's show I've got to enjoy with sound, so I am a little confused... but anyhow, I have been able to promote myself to the rank of Master under his tutelage. Thank you, Sensei! ...and, as a testament to the skills passed from Sensei Rod, directly to myself through this soundless medium, I have vanquished many many men and oarcs with my martial powers. I was once drinking at a mushroom party ...or doing mushrooms at a drinkin' party, I don't remember but these dangerous roughians attacked me. I can only assume to steal my awesome McDojo Life tee-shirt. Sensei makes us all wear them. We owe allegiance to Sensei... til death! Anyway, when these guys attacked me, I took the stance of the great Sensei Dillman and the great dumbfounded look that stuns men in their tracks.... I shook the chi powers out of my hands and my adversaries all fell in their tracks. Might have even knocked out the host of the party. ...I can only assume.... he was wearing a bigfoot costume the whole time. Anyway... thanks for yer time. Thanks and allegiance to Sensei Rob. (Bow) Oss!
6:27 And I open my heart like I want to give him a fff... a hug 😂🤣
A what, now?
Why do all these guys teach classes from chairs?
Rob has taught me the most valuable form of self defense. When confronted by an attacker I simply tie my shoe. The Chi energy simply flattens my attacker. Thanks Rob!
I will never forget watching in awe as Rob defended against chi attacks from some of the most powerful 11th degree black belts in the world. It's really all because of the 12th degree black belt skills (that were bestowed upon Rob by a mysterious ghost during a dream that somebody else was having about Rob) that he wasn't killed immediately in the chi attacks and went on to summon his chi balls and throw them at the attackers while shouting "hadouken!"
Rob has helped me so much , I used to think that sparring in martial arts, he was essential in teaching me to learn about chi foo foo and no touch knockouts !
Rob was able to help me focus my inner chi into an outer force. He has the softest hands of any master.
Rob can turn anything into a deadly pair of nunchucks. From asparagus to taxidermised beavers, you name it. Rob's your man.
"I have witnessed Rob walk across the surface of a pond, just to heal an injured swan..."
Rob has taught me the value of wearing tan baseball hats. His wisdom, and devotion to the "hat life" has changed my life forever. I tip my hat to you, Rob.
Ever sense I've started training under the Great Grand Master Rob my martial arts skills were elevated to the next level. I only hope that one day I can be as great as he is. Thank you Great Grand Master for all you do, your wisdom, kindness and greatness.
Rob is absolutely amazing. His teachings and prowess in EVERY aspect of his life are amazing. He has the most beautiful and amazing beard I have ever seen in my life.
Thanks to Robs teachings, I've been able to summons enough Chi to power my entire home! The money I've saved over the years has allowed me to open my own Rob- Dojo here in Eugene Oregon. We teach Rob-Fu techniques such as "the basterd touch" and the ever so deadly " Sumdumfauq" . Thanks Rob
You. Give. So. Much. ❤
Before I met Rob, my life was directionless as a nunchuk in a windstorm. But then, Rob descended like a grandmaster from the mountain of martial wisdom, his beard shimmering with the wisdom of a thousand dojos. With a mere glance, he corrected my horse stance from two time zones away. His knowledge of martial arts is so profound that even the Shaolin monks have subscribed to his RUclips channel for tips. ❤
So good
Where would the rest of us be without this symbiotic relationship?!❤
Rob has shown me that he has mastered the Electric Wind God Fist, generating electricity with each uppercut! He notably taught Heihachi Mishima and the rest of the Mishima family this technique for self-defense. What a great guy!
Rob wears a hat with such clarity and brilliance, I cannot begin to comprehend the glory of the head underneath.
Rob wears a hat like no one else, pure hat mastery.
The many hours I’ve spent watching Rob’s videos have been truly life changing. Training, music practice, chores, being a remotely productive member of society… my time could have been spent on so many other things. I’m just so thankful that this channel saved me from all that stuff, and gave me something positive to focus on- watching funny videos about people who are more full of shit than I am.
Thanks for all you do Rob!
-Josh S.
I am so thankful for Robs patience in teaching so humble a student as myself. I was a fellow student in a class with Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Carlos Gracie, Anderson Silva, and Sugar Ray Robinson, but Rob gave me as much attention and instruction as any other person in the class.
As a 20th degree Dillman jitsu Master, Rob knows everything about a mcdojo could ever offer you. That is why I recommend his videos to show how great his students and their Mcdojos are. Testimonial.
Rob taught me I don't need money or material possessions to be happy, and when I gave him all my things and signed all my assets over to him for safekeeping, he showed me the way to true inner peace was through devotion and commitment to his teachings! Now, without any material wealth or freedom of thought, I can focus on punching myself in the groin a hundred times a day to one day achieve a state of enlightenment, and he assures me that the hunger pains will go away once I learn to live on pure sunlight. Thanks, Rob!
Rob taught me the One Move, which is the only thing a person needs to defend themselves in any situation. It immediately ends any fight, even if your opponent has a weapon AND using it, I lost 20 pounds in just 3 days. Thanks, Rob!
Rob is incredible. I got so good in the techniques he teaches, that I am known in 100 countries for them. Thank you, Rob.
Before I found Rob, I was a lost and scared seagull in search of a flock. I often broke down crying for no reason at all at the hopelessnees of my existence. Bring picked on by my middle school aged relatives for having to sit at the kids table at family functions was a regular occurrence. But then I was taught the 3 fingered death jowl. The first kill was the hardest. The next 70 get easier and easier. Now I am the only member of my family to sit at the adults table and everyone else eats off the floor. Thanks!
Rob is one of the RUclipsrs of all time and his contributions to society are extremely measurable.
Testimonial: If you believe in yourself and Rob, you will be riding unicorns naked, covered in Jell-o in no time.
That’s casual Tuesday for me lol 😂
Rob's amazing laid back demeanor puts everyone at ease. Especially the cinnabons.
Rob can definitely teach you how to grow a great mustache. I know because he taught me. When I met Rob I didn’t know what I was doing and neither did my mustache. But through Rob’s careful and clear teachings I finally took my mustache to the highest level- earning the coveted mustache belt.
Rob taught me how to focus my chi in order to strengthen any extremity. It worked so well that my wife now walks with a limp. Thanks, Rob. 👍🏻
Years back, some kids must've snuck onto the north field for a game of softball. One of 'em managed a home run hit but didn't manage to find the ball after. My Hereford got her nose on it though and, as is a cow's nature, she ate it. She began to choke. Panic ensued but Rob sprang into action, using bovine pressure points to calm and subdue the animal immediately. (This is particularly amazing because I'd never even met the man before and we live in different countries.)
"Gosh," I said, "That's great Rob, but it doesn't exactly solve the problem, does it?"
Without hesitation, the living legend produced a kukri and applied it to the throat. "There's your softball back," he said, handing it over and wiping his hands on his jeans.
Thanks Rob.
I used to think nunchaku where the worst possible weapon to learn! With Rob's help and guidance I not only learned to swing this ancient Japanese weapon, but I learned to do it correctly! I can now do things like smash my alarm clock in the morning, turn light switches on and off, tenderize Meat, and occasionally hit both of my heads!
Thanks Rob,
Some guy from the internet
Rob has helped me become a better person. He is always finding examples of upstanding citizens who lead the way in martial arts, ethics and self respect.
Rob has brought my skill to the level that i can watch these mcdojo masters in action and learn there mystical techniques by osmosis.
A couple years ago I had no idea of the difference between real and phony martial arts. Now, having watched several of MASTER Robs enlightening videos, I feel much better equipped to question and defeat the forces of bullshido. Great Grand MASTER Robs chi powers of humor are invincible! I'm selling all I have to follow this unquestionably great teacher
Rob has helped me understand how to perform my own hadoken.
Rob's techniques and mastery of chi, enabled me to contact my previous incarnation when I was a warrior priest on Atlantis.
Rob wisely saved me from holding on to excess cash which was bringing down my Chi. Thank you Rob.
“The body makes power on one leg” 😂 wut? Lol When it starts like that you know it’s gonna be good 😂😂
Here is my testimonial, I meet Rob on my vision quest, he defeated Freddy and Darth all with his ninchuks of Doom, I am in awe of his chi powers and his wicked sarcastic barbed comments cutting people to their core, I am alive thanks to him
At first, I was doubtful of Rob's face-to-foot style of mystical Kung Fu, but after several concussions and a comfy wheelchair, I never have to fight again. Thanks, Rob!
Man.. where do I begin.
When first walked into McDojo Dojo, I didn’t know what to expect. There were tarps on the floor, shrink wrap on the walls, etc. I asked Rob what they were about and he responded.. “today is kumite Tuesday.”
Before the blood shed began, he showed us two moves. The Peruvian Pancake, and the Alabama shot put.
After that, we paired up and beat each other senseless. All in all, I give it 4/5 stars.
I never thought I'd be able to master the dim mak. Rob made it easy. All I had to do was watch a couple of videos and now I'm an expert.... no not really. Awesome video as usual. It's sad to see so many "instructors" in internal arts who clearly made their art up.
When i had to barrel burn a particularly musty gi , Rob personally crocheted a replacement for me. It’s missing the seat in the pants, but he insists this is a feature and not a flaw. 5/5 Dillmans!
I love the Mystery Men reference. Hell yeah!
I learnt how to fly at one of Rob's workshops. But his ability to hover up to 9 inches above the ground, is amazing
I once walked into Rob in the street, where I live here in Medellín. Since I know it can be kind of a tricky city for people who don't know some stuff, I proposed him to be his guide and invited him home, as a gesture of appreciation for all of his work.
So next day we go to my Muay-Thay gym, but unfortunately it had been raid by a highly armed paramilitary unit who destroyed the entire facility and thus we couldn't train. Rob got really mad, and as soon as he learned the location of the unit, he went straight to destroy them, as a one-man-commando.
I went with him, but stayed behind as I had figured my elbows and teeps might not be enough against their big guns. Rob, however, beat the shit out of all of them, it was such an unbelievable spectacle, it was madness, it was glory; it was a display of masterful bare-hand violence. I swear, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. I'm still note sur I actually believe it, to be honest.
Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that the paracos hijuep*tas had been trained by a 11th degree Ryo-Qong-Chi black belt, who was also an Aiki-Chuan double world champion, and Supreme Master Trainer of the Mercenary Order. The Great Master, whose name I will silence because I fear for my life, easily defeated Rob- without even touching him! I promise, I saw it with my own eyes.
It was kinda sad, and humiliating even. It was particularly shocking to witness that bitter defeat after Rob utterly smeshed more than 20 professional assassins. Since them, Rob goes on mocking every martial art that remotely reminds him his worst defeat, as a pity revenge, while knowing he will never be able to beat a Royal-Super-Chi master in a 1 on 1 combat. As I speak, he is still making ideos on youtube to try to bring disgrace to those whose power he an only envy.
This guy is what you get when George Dillman and Colenel Sanders do the Fusion Dance.
Rob has the most flawless nunchuck technique I've ever seen. One day I was walking home from the local 7-11 after picking a Double Gulp of Mountain Dew when I saw him use four Slim Jims tied together with shoe laces to fight off 25 ninjas all at the same time. The fight was absolutely brutal, I never thought pepperoni sticks could be so deadly.
Rob has all seven Dragon Balls.
2 of them are attached
Let me add: Rob makes me laugh my butt off every video :D
Rob has helped me connect myself fully to my Chi! Others became so scared of my powers they recommended sending me off to a mental hospital!
Rob cured my lifelong athletes foot using his amazing chi powers. He truly changed my life, and I've given him my first born out of gratitude.
Sifu Rob led me to greater wealth and happiness than I ever had before! All I had to do was sell everything I ever owned, start eating wild mushrooms, and walk away from all the life responsibilities that kept me sad. Love you Rob, you're the bbbeeeesssssttttttttttttttt...........
Since I learned to use nunchacks from Rob's tutorial,I got rid of all the pest in the house,thanks Rob.
The series Dragoon Ball Z is based on Rob's life, I once saw him use instant transmission to help an old lady cross the street. His logo was drawn with the blood of fallen McDojo masters he defeated over the years, 1 drop from each master, 71 drops have been used so far.
Despite his strong credentials, Rob refuses to contact Guinness about the world record in tuna fishing that he rightfully deserves. He has single-handedly reduced wild bluefin tuna stocks to record lows. He is a one man fishing machine.
Someone has to do it. #HandlingTuna
Only rob can match a purple velvet suit with a white hat
Rob wears his glasses in a way only a master of invisible chi force could do. This may cure my male pattern baldness, thank you so much Rob.
I once saw Rob try the Dillman ding move and I fell to the ground. My mind couldn't believe it.
Rob is an amazing martial artist, i challenged him to a duel and met up on his house and booted up street fighter 6. it was amazing ive never seen such speed and power!!!
4:27 yet another testament to your true knowledge, most pedestrians would have had helio in that spot. My 🥷 went with Carlos Sr.
I used to have ADHD, which affected every part of my life, where I was on daily medication. That was, until I found Rob where he cured me after performing his “rumpus bend, squat air release” on me, after 3 sessions of $499.00 (per session.) Rob is TRULY a master of martial arts! Thank you master Rob!
Thanks to Rob's instant Chi Power and Dumpling recipes DVD collections, I'm now a one man militia and a successful restaurant owner. My neighborhood is now safe and well fed, thanks Rob.
I feel like you've uncovered the MCU of McDojo senseis
Rob is the absolute best! He cured my dog of cancer AND helped my daughters little league team win the big championship! When it comes to success, Rob is the man!
Rob is a true Sensei:
One during a seminar he told us a fantastic story: He secretly instructed Tanaka and Frank Dux in the mysterious art of Non-Sen-se-Do, being the only living master in this masterpiece art of ancient Japan (the first Samurai who created this ryuha was known by O Sensei Bu-ll-Shi-Do).
We owe everything from him- Bloodsport has become only a big success in the theatres due Rob.
Rob has been known to knock out full grown bears with his nutsack. He swings them around like Native American’s slung bolos. Rob has also been alive since the 1800s because he didn’t feel like dying. I once saw him kick an airplane out of the sky to impress a group of women who he promptly mated with. I am one of his offspring.
Once I witnessed Rob fighting against 13 men; he swirled around a nunchuck made out of the shinbones of the first dude he had knocked out!
Man, that was a gory thing to see, Rob is really a savage fighter 🫨🫨🫨
I once saw Rob at an expo and thought he was Michelangelo from the turtles. the way his shell sparkled...
I once saw Rob rescuing 7 children, 5 puppys, 4 kitten and two fire fighters from a burning building. All while collecting donations for children who got diagnosed with cancer. He is a true saint.
6:29 he was about to say 'like Im about to give him a fuck'XD
I have struggled for years with my pressure point knockout but training just one session with Rob and iv managed it perfectly every time.... sometimes.
Rob's focus and clarity in his instructions is simply amazing. Out of us 30 participants not one got his penis stuck.
He also managed to fend of 5 violent attackers outside the Dojo, just with his voice. We believe they were members of the Purple Haired Mount Wokey Cult. - Ragnar Lodbrok
As an ex-specialist of the specialist of special forces (a Sealy Ranger) I can confirm that Rob was our greatest teacher. His skills are only exceeded by his wisdom, and his wisdom only by his good looks.
Rob showed me the true meaning of Christmas when I watched him handedly defeat Krampus and banish him to the depths of Tartarus with a single roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris was there too taking notes. -Jake
The chi energy emanating from this dude's taint is legendary.
I once saw Rob in his true form. Human utterances cannot describe the glory of it.
I once saw Rob single handedly defeet an army of Sensei Seth and Icy Mike clones. Truly an unparalleled athlete in greatest sport of all, violence!
All my years of training injury recovery and training, if only I had theys miracle skills like in the video.
Rob has so much chi power even his cap is lethal. Flies can't even land on it without dying. It amazes me that these chi masters with all their "incredible powers" can't seem to say no to the buffet.
Rob was the stunt double in Kung Pow who did the gopher chuck scene.
Rob has the most spectacular collection of wooden knives in the western hemisphere, possibly in the entire free world.
I met Rob at a meet up at the local Cult Leader Association. He seemed pretty well known amongst the crowd. I'd give himna Five outta five working the rooms.
Appreciate you watching the full video lol
@@McDojoLife I usually do . I just don't usually answer the questions. This one just seemed kinda fun tho. Hope it at least got a chuckle.
@@jasonprosser7392 absolutely and I really do appreciate when people watch the full videos. It means alon
What’s there to say! I am no longer affected by kryptonite. Thanks, Rob! Sincerely, C. Kent.
“Your terms are acceptable” 😂
Rob was the Foot ninja that lost to Michelangelo's finger twirl of a nunchuck.
Rob has such a vuttery smooth singing voice. It cured my tone deafness, and my thirst for revenge. Now i won't throw dad down a cliff
"Little kids wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas, but Chuck Norris wears Rob pajamas!"