ROASTING YOUTUBERS' NAILS (nail diss)

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  • @ThreadBanger
    @ThreadBanger 7 лет назад +14098

    damn....slayed and betrayed

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 7 лет назад +4903

    You nailed it.

    • @izzy7640
      @izzy7640 7 лет назад +16

      Top10Archive beautiful delivery 👏👏

    • @zy4naa
      @zy4naa 7 лет назад +4

      Top10Archive *STHAAAP*

    • @derpdawggg629
      @derpdawggg629 7 лет назад +8

      Top10Archive **clap clap clap**

    • @tinymeat6850
      @tinymeat6850 7 лет назад +9

      *W H E e Z E*

    • @_x3o_
      @_x3o_ 7 лет назад +2

      top ten channel... ROOAAASSSTEEDD

  • @bandgeek31397
    @bandgeek31397 5 лет назад +5408

    This appears to be the most aggressive act in Canadian history...

    • @cottage-core_
      @cottage-core_ 5 лет назад +5

      +

    • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
      @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 5 лет назад +63

      *Oof* I'm a Canadian but its true. Christine was so hot (Roasting, not, hot hot) that she stopped Canada snowing for the next 50 years!

    • @rhianna3493
      @rhianna3493 5 лет назад +52

      I read your username as ‘Harry Potter’ 😂

    • @kaylawright2221
      @kaylawright2221 5 лет назад +1

      Me too!

    • @eliefern9938
      @eliefern9938 5 лет назад +3

      WEW IT TOOK ME LIKE 7 TIMES ATTEMPT TO LIKE THIS COMMENT

  • @JamesCharles
    @JamesCharles 7 лет назад +13937

    DRAG ME QUEEN

  • @LaurDIY
    @LaurDIY 7 лет назад +19579

    NAIL QUEEN APPROVAL HELLLLLZZ YAAAAAAAAA

  • @shadowplays6009
    @shadowplays6009 7 лет назад +2362

    SIMPLYSAVAGELOGICAL

  • @ilafloweriscool726
    @ilafloweriscool726 7 лет назад +1620

    I love how she knows all the inside jokes. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @janxmri
    @janxmri 5 лет назад +1963

    Cristine : **gets to Lauren’s nails**
    Cristine’s mind: damn it they H💿L💿 can’t insult those...

  • @daviddobrick5476
    @daviddobrick5476 7 лет назад +3545

    Danielle comes on - " she ain't a real RUclipsr get the fuck out of here " CRYINGGG
    OMG SHE LIKED I LOVE YOU 😭❤️

    • @danielle-neil
      @danielle-neil 7 лет назад +48

      nucxxole Vlogs I would have to agree with her tho😂

    • @priyaofpeace
      @priyaofpeace 7 лет назад +4

      nucxxole Vlogs YASSS CHRISTINEE

    • @cc-ep4ys
      @cc-ep4ys 7 лет назад +5

      nucxxole Vlogs i love that part😂😂

    • @bristimc
      @bristimc 7 лет назад +1

      nucxxole Vlogs HAHGA

    • @CCnCclub
      @CCnCclub 7 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/tqhKgnlYE9o/видео.html

  • @axis8221
    @axis8221 7 лет назад +3457

    Slap some holo on it
    BAM
    beautiful nails

  • @AleRu483
    @AleRu483 7 лет назад +2385

    I wonder what Ben was doing and thinking when Cristine filmed this 😂😂😂

    • @lilydavis9472
      @lilydavis9472 7 лет назад +40

      Pao Villa Ben was hiding from Cristine roast and he was thinking I'm shook at da good roast

    • @Eyesocketer
      @Eyesocketer 7 лет назад +5

      Pao Villa Ben is thinking when does she want another drink?

    • @IrrgartenDotPng
      @IrrgartenDotPng 7 лет назад +1

      Tex The Dog its Cristine!

    • @ellenc6510
      @ellenc6510 7 лет назад +8

      Getting the tea, of course.

    • @alissa3326
      @alissa3326 7 лет назад +4

      DAMN YOUR NAILS STOP ROASTING YOUR ASS SUCKS

  • @elliemoran9502
    @elliemoran9502 5 лет назад +5277

    I used to be a fan
    n0w i’M aN AiR c0nDiTi0nEr

    • @xanthopsia
      @xanthopsia 5 лет назад +155

      *iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe!!!1111!1!1!!!*

    • @asterthorne4676
      @asterthorne4676 5 лет назад +10

      Ellie Moran omg LOL😂

    • @asterthorne4676
      @asterthorne4676 5 лет назад +40

      I thought u were gonna say something really negative

    • @Dragon-vl5eg
      @Dragon-vl5eg 5 лет назад +3

      Ellie Moran yasssssssss

    • @yippeekrieg0501
      @yippeekrieg0501 5 лет назад +18

      I used to be a fan
      Now I'm a Phan

  • @terrabun8454
    @terrabun8454 7 лет назад +887

    Could you make a lookbook kind of video with only holo outfits?

    • @calm1423
      @calm1423 7 лет назад +32

      Mia Gonzales they did something similar on saafiya's channel.

    • @relieffromeczema5267
      @relieffromeczema5267 7 лет назад

      Mia Gonzales Haha!
      📌FREE Eczema Treatment Tips On Our Channel!😉👌
      Eczema SUCKS!👎🙅

    • @nidhivaidya6485
      @nidhivaidya6485 7 лет назад

      Haha if you look up Safiya Nygaard's channel there is a full holo makeover

  • @cristineromero2223
    @cristineromero2223 7 лет назад +3246

    fucking died when she roasted jenna and accurately compares her nails to marbles being dead 😂😂

    • @lizzahloz
      @lizzahloz 7 лет назад +2

      Emilia Cheaburu no he's fine lol

    • @beanboy5668
      @beanboy5668 7 лет назад +9

      I liked when you said it looks like she has a basketball game tomorrow i think i know where you got that from 😂😂😂lol

    • @nyxxexists
      @nyxxexists 7 лет назад +5

      R.I.P marbles

    • @asaln3197
      @asaln3197 7 лет назад +2

      Cristine Romero hi mom

    • @jeanae3021
      @jeanae3021 7 лет назад +2

      Hi mom

  • @ArielVHarloff
    @ArielVHarloff 7 лет назад +1614

    "Hey it's Dan or Phil" damn you savage 😂

    • @SoHappy
      @SoHappy 7 лет назад +8

      Anna K. Harloff the thing was it wasn't either of their nails

    • @whateveritsjustkay725
      @whateveritsjustkay725 7 лет назад +20

      So Happy
      found the salty phan

    • @unsaltedtoast
      @unsaltedtoast 7 лет назад +14

      So Happy yes it was it was dans he painted his for a while

    • @ArielVHarloff
      @ArielVHarloff 7 лет назад +5

      So Happy
      I'm pretty sure it was Dan's 😊

    • @sofiathelittlebeanbean9787
      @sofiathelittlebeanbean9787 7 лет назад +2

      ahh the only reason i came xD

  • @zahraasania5358
    @zahraasania5358 6 лет назад +2094

    “Safiya should buy the first 5 nail care products the internet recommends..”

  • @valeria-vy9gc
    @valeria-vy9gc 6 лет назад +1333

    Fr though, someone should’ve tweeted troom troom’s nails 😂
    *ItS nOT a PRobLEm aNYmOrE*

    • @aly2cool
      @aly2cool 6 лет назад

      valeria [spl] yes

  • @saccharineisnothoney
    @saccharineisnothoney 5 лет назад +2124

    I'm just scrolling through the comments seeing the other RUclipsr commenting.

  • @des7261
    @des7261 7 лет назад +155

    Damn I love how she didn't even try to roast Mark
    NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT.

    • @emilee1655
      @emilee1655 7 лет назад +1

      HamilTrash !! RIGHT

    • @candymoths
      @candymoths 7 лет назад +1

      i was so worried at first all i could think was 'don't you DARE say anything mean about Momiplier's work !'

  • @jubilance889
    @jubilance889 5 лет назад +358

    I never thought I'd hear Cristine say: *"she's not a real RUclipsr."*

  • @s4nphob1c21
    @s4nphob1c21 7 лет назад +114

    'Looks like Liza koshy nails but older'😂😂THE BROWN GIRLS

  • @margaretrose1190
    @margaretrose1190 7 лет назад +3994

    Can you please make a visit to Jenna's Ratchet Salon?? They've had an opening for you for a while.

    • @maddib4074
      @maddib4074 7 лет назад +4

      Margaret Rose yass 111th like

    • @HitGirl20
      @HitGirl20 7 лет назад +11

      OMG. Gurl. PLZ.

    • @veervdh
      @veervdh 7 лет назад +23

      she has a paraffin bath now, just don't let her turn your nails into candles 🎂

    • @babyconch6459
      @babyconch6459 7 лет назад +1

      Margaret Rose yesssssss. This neeeeeds to happen!

    • @AM-em5gc
      @AM-em5gc 7 лет назад +2

      Margaret Rose yesssss! They need to do something together!

  • @rebeccamailey7569
    @rebeccamailey7569 6 лет назад +2660

    *Danielle Bregoli has left the chat*

  • @satan6541
    @satan6541 5 лет назад +1620

    ok ok ok wait- IS NOBODY GOING TO ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT SHE IS SO GOOD AT ROASTING WTF AJDKOSMDC

  • @SmallBrain2024
    @SmallBrain2024 7 лет назад +3456

    "Get ready to be shook" *flops on chair like a fish out of water*

  • @alexisp889
    @alexisp889 7 лет назад +221

    i could see the pain in her eyes even with the sunglasses when she poured her tea on the table.

    • @cupidsblessings35
      @cupidsblessings35 7 лет назад +1

      Alexis Prado
      TRUE HOLY SHIT
      Also that supernatural profile pic

  • @raemarie4040
    @raemarie4040 6 лет назад +609

    I like how she didn’t even consider Danielle Bregoli as a RUclipsr lol 😂😂😂

  • @rubyalxce
    @rubyalxce 5 лет назад +752

    It's dan... or phil... *30 seconds later* You should spend less time crafting and more time crying...
    ok, christine watches danandphilcrafts

    • @welp.8592
      @welp.8592 5 лет назад +23

      Who's Christine? I only know Cristine with no H.

    • @Cake-um7je
      @Cake-um7je 5 лет назад +27

      I think every youtuber did because their comments got flooded with “don’t cry, Craft” and pro tip one day.

    • @Grace-gb9gg
      @Grace-gb9gg 5 лет назад +5

      Our lord and saviors...

    • @klanceisrealfiteme51
      @klanceisrealfiteme51 5 лет назад +9

      All comments were covered in "Don't cry craft!" So much it broke RUclips so everyone knows...

    • @frognetwork2045
      @frognetwork2045 4 года назад +1

      I literally died 😂😂😂 i loved that

  • @savannahc8486
    @savannahc8486 6 лет назад +2961

    “You’re nails look busted from all that crafting, maybe you should spent more time crying” wELL ACTUALLY-

    • @mia5298
      @mia5298 6 лет назад +5

      Nsbensnfn

    • @OYJluv
      @OYJluv 5 лет назад +5

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @klanceisrealfiteme51
      @klanceisrealfiteme51 5 лет назад +31

      Well actually he always cries sad life of Daniel Howell

    • @unsatisfied_goose
      @unsatisfied_goose 5 лет назад +23

      She called him Phil...

    • @debs283
      @debs283 5 лет назад +10

      Chocolate milk Party Don’t cry, Craft

  • @asiajones8394
    @asiajones8394 7 лет назад +3383

    "Oh shieeeeeet"

    • @mariacontreras5229
      @mariacontreras5229 7 лет назад

      Asia jones

    • @lawless3792
      @lawless3792 6 лет назад

      Bill Skarsgård is that you?
      :') If you watched hemlock grove, you'd know what I mean.

    • @pretty_lilprincess2794
      @pretty_lilprincess2794 6 лет назад

      I must be pronouncing this rong but it is said to be pronounced like this
      Oh shy-eeeeeeeet

  • @monicaalexisa
    @monicaalexisa 7 лет назад +1498

    It's funny how half the roast you'd only understand if you watched these people lol

  • @xgraciedoll
    @xgraciedoll 6 лет назад +656

    when she called connor franta malcolm in the middle hahaha

  • @arooba6318
    @arooba6318 7 лет назад +537

    This was so fire I had to call the fire fighters 🔥🔥

    • @ashleycruz8403
      @ashleycruz8403 7 лет назад

      Arooba xxx 😂

    • @somtimesamelia8671
      @somtimesamelia8671 7 лет назад +3

      Or the nail file fighters😀........
      Bye

    • @brixnne9239
      @brixnne9239 7 лет назад +6

      I love ur profile pic👌

    • @lexi8804
      @lexi8804 7 лет назад +3

      Arooba xxx oh shiii- I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE CAM WAS YOU PFP

  • @isabelled4833
    @isabelled4833 7 лет назад +599

    #Marblesisalive

  • @elle2515
    @elle2515 6 лет назад +1424

    Troom troom will make a video about telling people about how nice their nails are and say
    ITs NoT A pROblem ANYmOrE

    • @erinhildibrand5795
      @erinhildibrand5795 5 лет назад +6

      gotta get those troom troom views...

    • @danielle1687
      @danielle1687 5 лет назад +6

      Every time I see or hear the “IT’S NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE” it goes off in my head...

    • @aria6725
      @aria6725 5 лет назад

      *aboot

    • @luxaintsmart1946
      @luxaintsmart1946 5 лет назад

      Rachel Connolly true dat

    • @Ash-mj8vn
      @Ash-mj8vn 5 лет назад

      Eianzsmz

  • @sheabuchmeier1873
    @sheabuchmeier1873 5 лет назад +435

    Simply: (roasts everybody)
    Also Simply: *Oh Markiplier you have a cool mom*
    What are you trying to tell us here?

    • @ivanna1832
      @ivanna1832 4 года назад +10

      Valkyr_E she’s saying she’s scared of asian moms (joke)

    • @feef1699
      @feef1699 4 года назад +6

      Ivanna i’m asian and i’m scared of asian moms, they’re terrifying

    • @reilee1906
      @reilee1906 4 года назад +4

      Don't roast Asian mom except you want a death wish 🤭

    • @clover7015
      @clover7015 3 года назад +3

      you never roast someone's mom, that too low of a bar man

    • @willoughstewart2226
      @willoughstewart2226 2 года назад +1

      His mom is a nail artist.

  • @nehasinha1267
    @nehasinha1267 7 лет назад +2022

    Cristine is a freaking genius I love her

    • @isabellafay2833
      @isabellafay2833 7 лет назад +37

      Neha Sinha Cristine*

    • @morenoacknadia7038
      @morenoacknadia7038 7 лет назад

      Neha Sinha ryh

    • @avieeladistu3173
      @avieeladistu3173 7 лет назад +6

      Neha Sinha ummm you are so not a Holosexual its Cristine

    • @paris2628
      @paris2628 7 лет назад +4

      Neha Sinha you literally had a comment that said her name in it and you wrote it right..

    • @parkjimin6253
      @parkjimin6253 7 лет назад +1

      parïs - no she didnt lol it is spelled like 'Cristine'

  • @sunnie1638
    @sunnie1638 7 лет назад +3356

    Idea:
    If you can't make-up your face, then make-up Ben's face. I mean, you already did his nails, so....

    • @Kittygirl2326
      @Kittygirl2326 7 лет назад +1

      Sunny the Tiny Horse and she should add some halo on his face too

    • @chercher7411
      @chercher7411 7 лет назад +2

      Sunny the Tiny Horse leave pinkey pie alone

    • @chercher7411
      @chercher7411 7 лет назад +1

      Sunny the Tiny Horse i mean fluttershy

    • @liminal.lizzie
      @liminal.lizzie 7 лет назад +6

      Make ben a drag queen

    • @wanladar3957
      @wanladar3957 7 лет назад +5

      Sunny the Tiny Horse She liked this, it's probably coming soon.

  • @miiistymoon
    @miiistymoon 7 лет назад +338

    SAFIYA'S ROAST ACTUALLY LIT ME ON FIRE

  • @tarotq4282
    @tarotq4282 5 лет назад +1395

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂 *She told Danielle Bregoli to go outside!!* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 7 лет назад +4741

    HI MY NAMES JENNA AND I GOT A BASKETBALL GAME TOOOMOOOORRROOWWWWWWWW

  • @nehasinha1267
    @nehasinha1267 7 лет назад +3563

    DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT HER STARBUCKS CUP SAYS "CRISTINE" IN HOLO

    • @faebledstories
      @faebledstories 7 лет назад +107

      Neha Sinha No, you're the only person who saw it

    • @adisha9168
      @adisha9168 7 лет назад +75

      Neha Sinha a fan mailed it to her, go check out her other channel Simply Not Logical, she posts unboxing videos and other stuff

    • @lane2336
      @lane2336 7 лет назад +75

      no she totally didn't point it out at the beginning of the video

    • @iset4739
      @iset4739 7 лет назад +5

      Neha Sinha yeah so what

    • @cathleenzhang6997
      @cathleenzhang6997 7 лет назад +10

      She got that in the mail video

  • @sofi8245
    @sofi8245 7 лет назад +2920

    OMAGOD DONT SAY THAT ABOUT JENNA SHES A VIRGOOOOO

  • @sarahgaylee
    @sarahgaylee 5 лет назад +196

    Gabbie Hanna sent one of her own photos? Why am I surprised?

  • @micsauce
    @micsauce 7 лет назад +777

    Can we talk about...HOW MY QUEEN IS #14 ON TRENDING! Slay. Just. Slay.
    OMG I GOT IN TROUBLE CUZ IM SCREAMING, MY QUEEN HEARTED ME!

    • @alliemae895
      @alliemae895 7 лет назад +10

      MsPanda103 *aka Mia* #12 now!!!!

    • @tyradawn2074
      @tyradawn2074 7 лет назад +3

      MsPanda103 *aka Mia* #10 last night. now it's #17

    • @S.Uranus
      @S.Uranus 7 лет назад +3

      ayyee.its.tyraa #19

    • @darrenkirkland691
      @darrenkirkland691 7 лет назад +8

      Cause the trending page is horrible.

    • @oraciolopez4983
      @oraciolopez4983 7 лет назад +4

      MsPanda103 *aka Mia* 23 now

  • @cxkclout
    @cxkclout 7 лет назад +1935

    Im Back For The Roast

    • @cheeto_chip
      @cheeto_chip 7 лет назад +22

      Kazi Zunayna Marium she isnt the real SimplyNailLogical XD

    • @theawesomeoneboom7479
      @theawesomeoneboom7479 7 лет назад

      SimplyFaceLogical. Omg your the best at roasting them. YOUR A HOLO NAIL PRO

    • @ayalagovia6729
      @ayalagovia6729 7 лет назад

      SimplyFaceLogical really liza doh you won't reply but do a reading comments on famous youtunes who got roasted. Plz and thank you.!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    • @vilmaadamaviciene_5255
      @vilmaadamaviciene_5255 7 лет назад

      SimplyFaceLogical i

    • @Nobau62
      @Nobau62 7 лет назад

      SimplyFaceLogical I was the 666 like....

  • @ionacmitchell
    @ionacmitchell 6 лет назад +505

    “Hey it’s Dan... or Phil”

  • @janxmri
    @janxmri 5 лет назад +354

    4:20 the greatest roast of the vid

    • @duck4722
      @duck4722 4 года назад +6

      janxmri UwU when I tap on your time and she was about to say it, a ad came om

    • @toyanarson2604
      @toyanarson2604 4 года назад +15

      The timestamp by itself is awesome.

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 4 года назад +1

      Catch simply outside how bow dat 😂

  • @kenscat03
    @kenscat03 7 лет назад +292

    Paint ducks on your nails because
    DUCK NAILS

  • @jade-lk8nj
    @jade-lk8nj 7 лет назад +529

    quack quack DUCK NAILSSSS

  • @mayaa1336
    @mayaa1336 7 лет назад +358

    7:45 drink slave!!! I'm dead

  • @veniecechan174
    @veniecechan174 5 лет назад +425

    Cristine: why do I have no friends???
    Also Cristine: posts this video

  • @olivedecker8181
    @olivedecker8181 7 лет назад +353

    Shane's roast still has me shook

  • @ryu9797
    @ryu9797 7 лет назад +1704

    Cristine: *Miranda Sings eh? Your nails so ugly they make the haters back off*
    Me: *OHHH SNAP*

  • @sarahchapnick8139
    @sarahchapnick8139 7 лет назад +149

    "is that malcolm in the middle" cONNOR FRANTA IS SHOOK

  • @helenarezo2492
    @helenarezo2492 5 лет назад +186

    "You're nails look busted from all that crafting, maybe you should spend more time crying"
    Damn Cristine, I didn't expect that from you

  • @unicorn-nm3st
    @unicorn-nm3st 7 лет назад +1013

    DONT FCK WITH SIMPLY

  • @kovit5320
    @kovit5320 7 лет назад +283

    I died when she said Marble was dead.

  • @reveluvlp1714
    @reveluvlp1714 5 лет назад +200

    5:50 so roasted 😂
    Wow didn't realize that the thumbnails always the same 😐

  • @kiruthigashanmugananthan9483
    @kiruthigashanmugananthan9483 7 лет назад +278

    All Cristine needs to be a real RUclipsr now is a diss track with her enemies ex, fancy cars, and stupid people...

    • @imogen9176
      @imogen9176 7 лет назад +3

      kiruthiga shanmugananthan her fancy 2004 Mazda 3!! YES

    • @misosouphere6074
      @misosouphere6074 7 лет назад +1

      +Simply Nailogical
      Stop it. Just stop it.

  • @niamhbeckett5784
    @niamhbeckett5784 7 лет назад +576

    16 on trending f yeah

  • @chileeeanyways1086
    @chileeeanyways1086 7 лет назад +353

    Liza koshy: just a little Brown girl with big dreams
    Cristine: just some little nails with no future
    Me: LMAO😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AshleySC83
    @AshleySC83 7 лет назад +721

    *Proceed to your nearest burn center:*
    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

    • @jul1033
      @jul1033 7 лет назад +9

      Ashley but i live in finland...

    • @venlapekkala1091
      @venlapekkala1091 7 лет назад

      julia the actual trashcan Suomalainen Holosexual!! Torille

    • @candycatgaming4004
      @candycatgaming4004 7 лет назад

      Holo Whovian sokoksel on holo body dlitterii

    • @sarahwalker452
      @sarahwalker452 7 лет назад

      Simply Nailogical does not work😭

    • @venlapekkala1091
      @venlapekkala1091 7 лет назад

      lps random hitsi ku lähimmälle sokokselle kestää melkee tunti autolla 😭😭

  • @robee1602
    @robee1602 7 лет назад +341

    So many references, I swear to god Christine is the biggest RUclips fangirl

    • @melissamoussa5596
      @melissamoussa5596 7 лет назад +4

      Robe E is it bad the i understood all of them...

    • @robee1602
      @robee1602 7 лет назад

      Melissa Moussa nah, i got them too.

    • @robee1602
      @robee1602 7 лет назад

      Melissa Moussa guess we have the same taste in youtubers

    • @simplyjess9656
      @simplyjess9656 7 лет назад +1

      I know I sound like human spellcheck but *Cristine
      I'm sorry

    • @shaden888
      @shaden888 7 лет назад

      Melissa Moussa same 😂😂

  • @Ash-mm2fh
    @Ash-mm2fh 7 лет назад +244

    Cristine see's Connor Franta: Who is this Malcom in the Middle?
    Within that moment my heart broke just a little

  • @hyshra20
    @hyshra20 4 года назад +57

    I love how she never even roasted Markiplier

  • @TheJamation
    @TheJamation 7 лет назад +170

    Video Idea: Remake the "It's not Logical" song by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in their baby-bop days into a "It's Nailogical" version

  • @Eka-bj3cr
    @Eka-bj3cr 7 лет назад +829

    "Is that Malcom in a he middle?" Dead hahahah 😂 😂

    • @Jjajsjsjsshshh
      @Jjajsjsjsshshh 7 лет назад +3

      Dracomalfoylover 8000 Draco Malfoy ❤️❤️

    • @killjoykromers7439
      @killjoykromers7439 7 лет назад +1

      Dracomalfoylover 8000 Same 😂

    • @LucyDris
      @LucyDris 7 лет назад +1

      I have Harry Potter pyjamas on right now

    • @cheyennejung7092
      @cheyennejung7092 7 лет назад +4

      Simply Nailogical that's Conner franta he make RUclips

    • @agnes8158
      @agnes8158 7 лет назад +2

      liked *JUST* for the name and pic

  • @jaidatiananga466
    @jaidatiananga466 7 лет назад +300

    “Roasted just like buzzfeed”💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @mariellalybrito3689
    @mariellalybrito3689 5 лет назад +254

    “She’s not even a real RUclipsr”
    😂

    • @1995TheCaroline
      @1995TheCaroline 5 лет назад +2

      honestly the best roast

    • @asu-ha
      @asu-ha 3 года назад +1

      But where's the lie??

  • @malloriecampbell906
    @malloriecampbell906 7 лет назад +292

    When Christine said “ ugly ass nails” she sounded like my teacher saying “ come on bitches”

    • @auroravaca8981
      @auroravaca8981 7 лет назад

      Mallorie Ryan Kristine* ☺

    • @-LOVE-U-xb2vn
      @-LOVE-U-xb2vn 7 лет назад +8

      MissPiggyت Cristine*😁

    • @jagdipbrar8198
      @jagdipbrar8198 7 лет назад

      Mallorie Ryan qZ

    • @mvrycts5074
      @mvrycts5074 7 лет назад +1

      It doesn’t even sound the same you liar

    • @paytons.
      @paytons. 7 лет назад

      Mary jane Life she may have meant the tone of her voice, not the words sounding the same.

  • @Victoria-hy5vs
    @Victoria-hy5vs 7 лет назад +473

    Best part: *cash me outside girl appears* "Who the eff is this? She's not real you tuber get out of the way" BAHAHAH I LOVE CRISTINE

    • @oyeahmrkrabs1747
      @oyeahmrkrabs1747 7 лет назад +22

      Black Princess watch the cash me outside girl respond. She did it to rice gum lmao

    • @roisinhunter600
      @roisinhunter600 7 лет назад +2

      Why does she sound so much like pewds??

  • @iamwindchakra
    @iamwindchakra 7 лет назад +189

    Rolling all over the studio yelling "ROASTED......BIIIIIIIIIITTCCHHHH." Cristine is basically Rick from Rick and Morty for nails for RUclips.

  • @frame9964
    @frame9964 6 лет назад +76

    " Hey it's Dan or Phil- your nails look busted from all that.. Crafting "

  • @stellagalbraith6415
    @stellagalbraith6415 7 лет назад +226

    I love simplyroastlogical and simplysavagelogical it's my life I love watch

  • @icypear4717
    @icypear4717 7 лет назад +182

    do a "Teach You How To Nail Art Tour", oh wait I forgot, you don't do nail art anymore... #ROASTED (I also forgot I'm not funny... heh heh...)

  • @amie5351
    @amie5351 7 лет назад +1300

    "It's dan...or Phil" iM sHOoK

  • @therubylemur
    @therubylemur 5 лет назад +49

    The Jenna Marbles roast was perfect, she knew all the references lol

  • @abby-se6de
    @abby-se6de 7 лет назад +636

    2:36 fav roast
    And also when she said ooh roasted just like Buzz Feed

  • @olatankerpalantbrukarna
    @olatankerpalantbrukarna 7 лет назад +202

    'Nails so ugly they make the haters back off' I'M DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @iluvart1482
    @iluvart1482 7 лет назад +154

    *Who is this Malcom in the Middle?* DEAD

  • @katebutler3632
    @katebutler3632 5 лет назад +121

    The first and only time Cristine ends a video with Starbucks left to drink

  • @lilrewb4646
    @lilrewb4646 7 лет назад +154

    shes like a combo of jenna marbles and pewdiepie.

  • @laurabauer9563
    @laurabauer9563 6 лет назад +812

    Safiya should buy the first five nail care products the internets recommends to her lol

  • @sneezingbananas
    @sneezingbananas 7 лет назад +119

    100 percent on board with the video suggestion for safiya

  • @jayciadavid6721
    @jayciadavid6721 5 лет назад +62

    I can't believe I just watched a smart-ass Canadian roast a bunch of youtubers and enjoyed it😆😊😂😁

  • @josephine38482
    @josephine38482 7 лет назад +190

    "your nails look busted from all that crafting, maybe you should spend more time crying about those ugly a** nails" *im dead*

  • @supersuppen2041
    @supersuppen2041 7 лет назад +177

    You should make a "Roasting celebrities' nails"

  • @charliefriese8887
    @charliefriese8887 7 лет назад +890

    You should adopt a duck

  • @lilyauna4129
    @lilyauna4129 4 года назад +37

    "It's Dan....or Phil?"
    REKT🤜😯

  • @sabrinagarcia08
    @sabrinagarcia08 7 лет назад +79

    The fact that Cristine is a fan of Jenna makes me so happy!! She literally knows all the memes!!

  • @petitepikahh
    @petitepikahh 7 лет назад +521

    I'm sorry, simplynaillogical can't come to RUclips right now. Why? Oh. BECAUSE SHE'S ROASTING.
    #simplysavagelogical

    • @sianabaker6958
      @sianabaker6958 7 лет назад +3

      Petite Pikahh YES

    • @reyver1e
      @reyver1e 7 лет назад +2

      Petite Pikahh I saw this on the snapchat :)

  • @AishwaryaNet
    @AishwaryaNet 7 лет назад +791

    3:34 I don't know whose nails these are...they look like Liza Koshy's but older
    Answer: Superwoman!

    • @ohitsjustava804
      @ohitsjustava804 7 лет назад +4

      Aishwarya Net What did liza do to her i want to punch her

    • @ohitsjustava804
      @ohitsjustava804 7 лет назад +2

      But i know it is just a joke

    • @eel000
      @eel000 7 лет назад +1

      well done

    • @eel000
      @eel000 7 лет назад +1

      well fucking done

    • @addy5455
      @addy5455 7 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @camilaschieler6668
    @camilaschieler6668 6 лет назад +208

    Is it just me or do jenna marbles and cristine sound so much alike

  • @husky2214
    @husky2214 6 лет назад +639

    Who said canadians were nice 😂

  • @lolno9696
    @lolno9696 7 лет назад +575

    "who the fuck is this? she's not a real youtuber, get her outside of here."
    I DIED

  • @ethansilas5556
    @ethansilas5556 6 лет назад +1213

    If *anyone* else roasted my mans Dan, I'd fight them... But Cristine can do whatever the fuck she wants tbh

  • @lanaj5809
    @lanaj5809 6 лет назад +400

    Daniel? Has the queen spoken about YOU?!?!?!

  • @chubbbz5339
    @chubbbz5339 7 лет назад +290

    Cristine and Jenna are low-key bffs, still need a collab