$500 Gucci Luxury Nail Polish Haul Review🤑

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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @SoularSlothesk
    @SoularSlothesk 2 года назад +16068

    I honestly didn't think this would turn into a criticism and even further an analysis of capitalism and consumption, but I'm here for it.

    • @amourejones8201
      @amourejones8201 2 года назад +81

      All the way for it.

    • @verynotreally
      @verynotreally 2 года назад +170

      She's imitating Contrapoints (she shouts her out at the end), so if you like that section, check her videos out.

    • @Ash-mo7oc
      @Ash-mo7oc 2 года назад +79

      Omg I love her all the more for it lol. Contrapoints is bea so its awesome to see her add a little philosophy on capitalism.

    • @ahoweO7
      @ahoweO7 2 года назад +39

      And then a menchi montage. All around 10/10

    • @MD-tj4ol
      @MD-tj4ol 2 года назад +52

      On the contrary, I was absolutely expecting that type of commentary throughout the video but the skit at the end was fun and informative

  • @taniaihsanahmad4997
    @taniaihsanahmad4997 2 года назад +6822

    Cristine: never throws away her old ass phone
    Also Cristine: spends 100s of dollars on nail polish that she doesnt like or need.

    • @denia1594
      @denia1594 2 года назад +83

      Yea, but she will make more on the video 😉

    • @Skittl1321
      @Skittl1321 2 года назад +182

      That's because the phone isn't a business expense :)

    • @victoria.lyden24
      @victoria.lyden24 2 года назад +16

      she has a iphone 12 now

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer 2 года назад +37

      Well yeah, because with the video she's going to make at least double the amount she spent on those polishes. Which isn't' bad of course

    • @nassj6593
      @nassj6593 2 года назад +17

      Also, it counts as a business expense and research 😏

  • @kikohernandez4539
    @kikohernandez4539 2 года назад +2933

    The Gucci x The North Face tent is “such a collector’s item that a bear might kill you for it” 😂😂😂 I busted out laughing in the middle of the night while my family was sleeping hahaha

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/видео.html

    • @atika2010
      @atika2010 2 года назад +3

      Busted or Burst??

    • @kikohernandez4539
      @kikohernandez4539 2 года назад +14

      @@atika2010 both are correct according to Cambridge Dictionary 😅

    • @ashleyoliva7588
      @ashleyoliva7588 2 года назад +13

      @@atika2010 yeah you can say busted out laughing or burst out laughing. They both work.

  • @sachiy2893
    @sachiy2893 2 года назад +731

    i wasnt expecting to get educated on consumerism in our capitalistic society under the influence of (well) influencers and upper class individuals but im not disappointed at ALL

  • @chocoshrooms7545
    @chocoshrooms7545 2 года назад +8661

    “This will be a business expense”
    Ben looking at the taxes: the hell
    Edit: don’t forget to show y’all’s support on the video! We love you simply!

    • @clairetq
      @clairetq 2 года назад +34

      @@aestaetic07 lol (edit: it looks like someone deleted their replies)

    • @AreebProductions
      @AreebProductions 2 года назад +5

      @@aestaetic07 they deleted, so should you

    • @M1ssApocolypse
      @M1ssApocolypse 2 года назад +2

      Name twin 😃

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 года назад

      @@clairetq what comment did they comment

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 года назад +1

      Cristine liked it bahahahahahahaha

  • @nataliehughes1119
    @nataliehughes1119 2 года назад +3634

    This was a breath of fresh air. I don't understand why one would buy Gucci when you could support a smaller local business for a fraction of the cost. Bonus points if the business donates a portion of profits to a charity. Nice things don't always have to come with a label.

    • @vennitahensley4841
      @vennitahensley4841 2 года назад +42

      NOR the PRICE TAG. GUCCI NEEDS to Stick with CLOTHING, NOT NAIL POLISH...SHE NAILED THIS VIDEO...NEW MEMBER,HERE.WOOHOO

    • @driley5004
      @driley5004 2 года назад +25

      I agree. and also the fact that people are obsessed with it, and the pieces are absolutely hideous.

    • @hiyakotecha6053
      @hiyakotecha6053 2 года назад +15

      Also we all know that these big brands are the ones that come out with THE WORST QUALITY of nail polish...even worse than the cheapest nail polish you can get at drugstores

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/видео.html

    • @tiffanylastinger3925
      @tiffanylastinger3925 2 года назад +6

      Or get a completely unique item that is handmade with skills

  • @BatyBug
    @BatyBug 2 года назад +944

    I was really hoping for a wear test, though. Not because I’m thinking about buying Gucci polish, but because I want to hear all the hilarious observations from Cristine.

    • @AshleyxVlogs
      @AshleyxVlogs 2 года назад +16

      Maybe she’ll update us on her snap or something? I hope so

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/видео.html

    • @chawndel8279
      @chawndel8279 2 года назад +13

      Probably not included because the two biggest factors in wear time are base coat and top coat.

  • @grimgracious
    @grimgracious 2 года назад +162

    She was really generous. Those colors were awful - so sheer and streaky. I haven't bought a polish in the last few years from Walmart that was even close to being that bad.

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales 2 года назад +5614

    Zyler deserves an Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role as "Rich Person's Smug Cat"

  • @findunham8957
    @findunham8957 2 года назад +9983

    Cristine: ‘My nails have been a little rough lately from all the swatching, to be completely transparent’
    Gucci’s Black polish: Did somebody say *transparent?*

  • @animerlon
    @animerlon 2 года назад +172

    I've always felt that wearing something with a brand name showing largely across it as if it's some artistic design, is like paying a company to do their advertising for them. Even if given something like that, i won't wear it.

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/видео.html

  • @boobelladams
    @boobelladams 2 года назад +94

    For my 18 year wedding anniversary this year my husband asked if I wanted more jewelry, clothes or Gucci polishes. I told him none of the above. Instead he got me $600 in Holo Taco. I've been wanting them so badly, but our identity has been stolen so I don't shop on line. The web site was secure & easy to shop on & the shipping was informative & fast & the formula is amazing! I'm Addicted to these shifting colors & Unicorn skins! Looking forward to adding to my HT collection! Thank you for making such a wonderful product Simply Nailogical!

    • @beancheese3148
      @beancheese3148 7 месяцев назад

      This is so wholesome 🥹 happy 20 years!

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen 2 года назад +13875

    The bottles are cute, that’s about it

    • @AreebProductions
      @AreebProductions 2 года назад +85

      Hi check mark

    • @soursaccharine
      @soursaccharine 2 года назад +61

      so true Frederic so true

    • @mygirl737g2
      @mygirl737g2 2 года назад +33

      i thought the same, that's about it.

    • @ada7079
      @ada7079 2 года назад +65

      @Robin thank you that's what I was thinking T-T

    • @cerenity3578
      @cerenity3578 2 года назад +103

      Exactly. These colors and quality are something you can still find at the average dollar store. -_- People are just buying for the name.

  • @ContraPoints
    @ContraPoints 2 года назад +7693

    I KNOW WHEN IM BEING MOCKED MRS NAILOGICAL (uwu)

  • @gabriellavaughn4358
    @gabriellavaughn4358 2 года назад +90

    Imagine if she made actual t-shirts that said Mencci 😂😂 I would totally buy that

    • @ghadeerjalal8742
      @ghadeerjalal8742 2 года назад +3

      THAT'S GENIUS

    •  Год назад +1

      Please not 600 dollars 🤣

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@ Make it $600 as a troll. If anyone actually purchases it, they get their money refunded because it's a dumb, fun little stunt

  • @ireallydontcare3293
    @ireallydontcare3293 2 года назад +58

    ‘How transparent do you want your nail polish?’
    Gucci: YES!

  • @abbiemason5462
    @abbiemason5462 2 года назад +4512

    She just gave us a sociology lesson at the end and it was better than my sociology teacher explaining it

    • @JYYB
      @JYYB 2 года назад +36

      Better than any school teacher….😂. This is real life situations and truthbut the comment got me LOLing

    • @ahltcoindaihly2365
      @ahltcoindaihly2365 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @sebastiangerena1724
      @sebastiangerena1724 2 года назад +33

      I love the reference to @ContraPoints

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/видео.html

    • @mayak1666
      @mayak1666 2 года назад

      i loved it

  • @LearnEnglishEveryDayESL
    @LearnEnglishEveryDayESL 2 года назад +3928

    I honestly never expected to hear "Raw Dogging" and "Base Coat" in the same sentence, but I'm here for it.

    • @emeraldmartin2687
      @emeraldmartin2687 2 года назад +18

      I was thinking the same thing had to find the comment 😂😂😅

    • @dazzzled19
      @dazzzled19 2 года назад +8

      I nearly spit out my coffee 😅😂

    • @rust_spk
      @rust_spk 2 года назад +4

      i spit out my food when i heard it

    • @MuseVicious
      @MuseVicious 2 года назад +7

      Love the Hasan reference

    • @zetusaquarittarius
      @zetusaquarittarius 2 года назад +2

      This was the comment I was looking for 😹 wtf Christine that was hilarious

  • @rebeccah.6403
    @rebeccah.6403 Год назад +19

    "It's f***ed up that they're trying to sell this idea that a $2000 backpack is cool!" 💯 I like you!

  • @tyffanii1
    @tyffanii1 2 года назад +32

    “I didn’t know which one to get, so I bought them all” sounds like how you made holo taco, “I don’t like this company’s nail polish, so I made my own”

  • @kylacook9333
    @kylacook9333 2 года назад +1643

    "This will be a business expense"
    Is what I sound like trying to convince myself I need something I don't need

  • @meganoleary9855
    @meganoleary9855 2 года назад +11874

    Cristine blurring out Tana, Jeffery and Shane’s faces was the best part

    • @mistycosplays
      @mistycosplays 2 года назад +149

      I came to the comments to say the exact same thing 🤣

    • @emms0003
      @emms0003 2 года назад +20

      When?

    • @aliceinchainslover
      @aliceinchainslover 2 года назад +84

      Emms 01 1:26

    • @cocoapuff_x
      @cocoapuff_x 2 года назад +52

      @@emms0003 12:08

    • @nova4476
      @nova4476 2 года назад +138

      she has my respect for that😭

  • @nima16042
    @nima16042 2 года назад +17

    We thought we were getting a Gucci haul but instead we got a sociological take down of luxury influencer culture, this is why I love Simply!!! Breaking the mold & enlightening the next generation

  • @baktpottit
    @baktpottit 2 года назад +55

    ''we're just gonna rawdog it''
    NO CRISTINE NO

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/видео.html

  • @avanoelle2108
    @avanoelle2108 2 года назад +1729

    “Let’s take off this peasant nail polish”
    She says, taking off her own nail polish brand.

    • @markpetrov9476
      @markpetrov9476 2 года назад +52

      Humble ✨

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 года назад +6

      @Masi Capone i cant help but too say
      Guccitaehyung

    • @yeti6601
      @yeti6601 2 года назад

      lmao

    • @thealmightyjesus7018
      @thealmightyjesus7018 2 года назад +1

      “Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.”
      Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 года назад +2

      @@thealmightyjesus7018 tf

  • @lauravampire1276
    @lauravampire1276 2 года назад +3145

    The sociology lesson and House of Mencci trailer were pure masterpieces.

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 2 года назад +10

      The House of Menchie trailer was amazing

    • @kathleenstrahm4291
      @kathleenstrahm4291 2 года назад +3

      *slow, amazed 👏 applause

    • @rachelrecycles369
      @rachelrecycles369 2 года назад +5

      Now I really want a whole line of holotaco named House of Mencci!

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna 2 года назад +2

      I would watch a whole series of house of mencci lol

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/видео.html

  • @sierraraposa
    @sierraraposa Год назад +21

    I'm extremely late to the Cristine party but honestly seeing this video was what finally got me to buy from Holo Taco. Partially out of appreciation for how honest she seems, and I think she is actually a decent role model compared to many other RUclipsrs who young kids (unfortunately) look up to. Awesome video!

  • @birdtutorialart
    @birdtutorialart 2 года назад +57

    I really like the color selection they have honestly. They feel very well thought out and very retro to me. I think the packaging is quite pretty as well. However, never in my entire life would I spend money on luxury items just for the name. Especially considering how poorly the polishes performed

  • @ManuRitchie
    @ManuRitchie 2 года назад +2821

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that Cristine gave us her conspicuous consumption lecture in bed wearing sunglasses, a fluffy robe, and cat ears…. While petting a cat. PEAK SimplyNailogical 🤣

    • @SquishyMushy
      @SquishyMushy 2 года назад +50

      Pretty sure she was inspired by contrapoints

    • @periperiwinkle92
      @periperiwinkle92 2 года назад +61

      that was a homage to contrapoints and tbh christine KILLED IT I could tell what she was doing straight away and I loved every second of it

    • @jacksonmaner5997
      @jacksonmaner5997 2 года назад +33

      SimplyContralogical

    • @leyrounni1304
      @leyrounni1304 2 года назад +17

      I adoooored the ContraPoints bit, she even used the same cadence and wording as Natalie would have

    • @BestJannaInBronze
      @BestJannaInBronze 2 года назад +4

      That was my favorite moment since cellular life evolved on Earth.

  • @paperxpens5508
    @paperxpens5508 2 года назад +1973

    Absolutely loving how Cristine is flexing her nail polish business as well as her degrees in this video! Truly showing how intelligent people can also be goofy and creative

    • @Parveen-sh4vv
      @Parveen-sh4vv 2 года назад +19

      Creative people are intelligent

  • @eltaninD
    @eltaninD 2 года назад +8

    I work in a preschool that's catered towards rich families and let me tell you, parents actually buy clothes from the Armani, Versace and Gucci etc. Kids collections for them to wear to school. Where we do messy arts and crafts, and play outdoors. It's wild honestly.

  • @harimsh
    @harimsh 2 года назад +6

    what I absolutely adore about this woman is the fact that while her videos are always fun and entertainment, she always expresses her stance or opinion in a very professional, respectful and very educative manner. I cannot think of another human with this level of professionalism while being funny and being true to their self. I am back after so many years to her videos and so happy she has not changed a bit. Proud to be a fan ❤️

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Год назад

      Hmm, you're not going to like her newest video then haha. So sorry to tell you!

    • @harimsh
      @harimsh Год назад +1

      @@vidhoard aw why though

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Год назад

      @@harimsh Did you watch it?

    • @harimsh
      @harimsh Год назад

      @@vidhoard yeah she's just moving on that's all.

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Год назад

      @@harimsh haha sorry, youtube notifications showed me what your original comment was before you edited it. No worries. :) It's sad that she's moving on but it's what it best for her!

  • @echolalia307
    @echolalia307 2 года назад +1517

    Cristine: *actually says top coat for once*
    Captions: “taco”
    The captions are a super simp confirmed lol

    • @end_io22
      @end_io22 2 года назад +12

      10:15 Captions know her at this point

    • @zubidubi792
      @zubidubi792 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZTpQMm_t-eg/видео.html😊

    • @looseleaflyra
      @looseleaflyra 2 года назад +3

      i like your profile pic 💖💜💙

  • @Thehappytapdancer
    @Thehappytapdancer 2 года назад +2187

    That whole “house of mencci” was so silly and wonderful and I loved every second of it! We need more silly Cristine.

  • @spottedleaf876
    @spottedleaf876 2 года назад +9

    THE CONTRAPOINTS REFERENCE WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL MY TWO QUEENS

  • @onedaybutnottoday63
    @onedaybutnottoday63 Год назад +14

    I just got my first order from Holo Taco! The new Christmas colors and a 1 coat black plus a long lasting base and extra glossy taco! I’m very happy cause I’ve wanted to buy some for awhile. I’m so ready for them to come in!

  • @MyvIsLove2
    @MyvIsLove2 2 года назад +2706

    cristine destroying big brands was the best content from her ever

  • @raigenhuss7030
    @raigenhuss7030 2 года назад +1732

    “As a 32 year old lady…”
    Me: sings Jennas “32 year old laadyyyy” then gets really sad 😔

  • @Sparess
    @Sparess 2 года назад +206

    "Why do brands use French just to sound fancy" Is such a good question. Especially since my personal opinion (and my friends have said the same things) is that French doesn't sound very elegant or pretty. When I think of France I think high-end or when something is French I suppose it's usually 'fancy', but the language itself is far from something 'pretty'... but that's just my opinion.

    • @cawesomewhatever
      @cawesomewhatever 2 года назад +19

      Yeah I sexually say pomme de tere which means Apple of the ground or potato and it sounds so foreign so sexy. 🤣🤣no but really one of my friends said this and I went…potato?

    • @Sparess
      @Sparess 2 года назад +10

      @@cawesomewhatever framboise is my personal favorite. The pronunciation just sounds so funny to me

    • @tiny._.sxnshine
      @tiny._.sxnshine 2 года назад +9

      well it sounds really soft yet still not monotone or flat compared to other languages

    • @alexiane250
      @alexiane250 2 года назад +8

      maybe its because youtube wont let me see the rest of your comment but I just wanted to say gucci isn't french, it's Italian. The founder was Italian and is named after its Italian named and you know actually Italian founder.
      no shade to your point though. the other stuff owned by P&G now there's lots of french stuff like Dior, Channel, YSL, etc

    • @Miipmiip
      @Miipmiip 2 года назад +8

      I mean, french is a really nice language. But, ofc, everyone has their opinion and the majority thinks that it’s pretty and elegant etc, or so popular things say

  • @grizlybear4069
    @grizlybear4069 2 года назад +17

    THIS IS NOT MY IDEA, but can you do a series called "simply still got it" where you recreate youre most difficult nail desings

  • @StormTheBase
    @StormTheBase 2 года назад +603

    loving the error symbols in the "what do you think" clip, REALLY CAPTURES THE CHAOTICNESS OF IT!

  • @bombsfadeaway
    @bombsfadeaway 2 года назад +1332

    I had to go back and rewatch the "rich person monologue" because the first time I was literally just watching Zyler living his best life.

    • @Spaceydoodle
      @Spaceydoodle 2 года назад +16

      i had to go back and watch that part a second time, too, because i was giggling the whole time. reminded me of dr evil. in a good way :)

    • @ChizuruNumaX3
      @ChizuruNumaX3 2 года назад +1

      This.

    • @hj-ct2qi
      @hj-ct2qi 2 года назад +13

      definitely watch contrapoints on YT if you haven't already, that's the channel she was spoofing in that segment

    • @Myr642
      @Myr642 2 года назад +2

      He’s so dang cute! I want to pet his little face!

    • @eangeleyesr6678
      @eangeleyesr6678 2 года назад

      Major “blofeld”-cat vibes 🤣

  • @melody.-.1839
    @melody.-.1839 2 года назад +1

    This is the first simply nailogical video I’ve watched in about 4 years and wow, the vibes have changed a bit and I am so glad I checked back in on the channel. I am subscribing now

  • @debrasmith6672
    @debrasmith6672 2 года назад +4

    Excellent point! I like the way, the sensible way Christine approached this and educated about it. At 63, I have used expensive polishes and noticed the same thing. BECAUSE of Christine I’m not getting acrylic nails anymore either. My nails are slowly growing out, I own a farm so I don’t need the length, but feel better about myself.

  • @Pishy4
    @Pishy4 2 года назад +546

    I love that the "What do you think?" gets more and more chaotic as the years go by on this channel

    • @thealmightyjesus7018
      @thealmightyjesus7018 2 года назад

      “Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.”
      Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

    • @riyag9739
      @riyag9739 2 года назад +1

      omg yes

    • @trinity2580
      @trinity2580 2 года назад +7

      In 5 years its just gonna be a high-pitched screech over a half a second clip of old grainy tv static and only the OG fans will find it funny🤣

  • @thathotdogchick
    @thathotdogchick 2 года назад +899

    This really felt like Cristine just had some fun making a video for the first time in a while, it’s so nice to see her happy 😃

    • @Maria-ot6me
      @Maria-ot6me 2 года назад +11

      I felt that way completely!

    • @madi5286
      @madi5286 2 года назад +13

      Comments like these are kinda messed up - either youre right and now she's bummed that you could tell she was feeling down which she didnt want to share OR you're wrong and she feels pressure to act 'happier' in videos. Either way you dont need to put down her other content to give a compliment. Something to consider.

    • @thathotdogchick
      @thathotdogchick 2 года назад +13

      @@madi5286 or maybe I just wanted to say she looks happy, something to consider 😉

    • @Maria-ot6me
      @Maria-ot6me 2 года назад +2

      @@madi5286 It was literally an observation! There was a noticable change in her demeanor here! That's it!

    • @mrrpmeowmeow
      @mrrpmeowmeow 2 года назад +3

      @@thathotdogchick no need to be a little shit 😉

  • @sukisuki1771
    @sukisuki1771 2 года назад

    I just wanted to say thank you for existing, I’ve been horribly sick for the past few days and watching your vids made me smile

  • @YourLocal_CowMom
    @YourLocal_CowMom 2 месяца назад +1

    11:39 I LOVE HOW ZYLERS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE THE KING THAT HE IS!!

  • @sierrachantell
    @sierrachantell 2 года назад +512

    "so we're just gonna rawdog it with no base coat"
    -Cristine the Gucci queen 2021

    • @PVempati
      @PVempati 2 года назад +11

      learned it from hasan

    • @candysmack
      @candysmack 2 года назад +3

      "rawdog"? I thought this was a family friendly channel lol

    • @kiaralopez7699
      @kiaralopez7699 2 года назад +9

      @@candysmack no offense but since when has this been a family friendly channel 😭

    • @candysmack
      @candysmack 2 года назад +2

      @@kiaralopez7699 no offence taken cause it was a joke :p

    • @kiaralopez7699
      @kiaralopez7699 2 года назад +3

      @@candysmack admittedly i’ve never been the smartest 🥲

  • @thecallousone
    @thecallousone 2 года назад +657

    absolutely love how she reminds us on a regular basis that she has a sociology degree

    • @skaTour
      @skaTour 2 года назад +27

      as a fellow sociology degree comrade, I approve so hard too! Probably going to show my high school kids this video at some point for the educational value

    • @danana4867
      @danana4867 2 года назад

      Ikr and she makes it actually make sense

  • @ValentinaB2001
    @ValentinaB2001 2 года назад +6

    I don't know why when I saw the tent I thought "Wait, are there people who buy that at that price? With that I can buy a new house here in Colombia" and I'm not kidding, literally that amount buys you a house here in Colombia

  • @nancyhgardneryoutube8494
    @nancyhgardneryoutube8494 Год назад +2

    Anyone who didn’t know this wouldn’t turn into a lecture, clearly doesn’t know this channel well enough 😂

  • @HarryStikers
    @HarryStikers 2 года назад +740

    "As a 32 year old lady"
    Me: *immediate excitement, followed by genuinely tearing up*

    • @scrappymom7881
      @scrappymom7881 2 года назад +60

      I felt that too ❤️ miss Jenna

    • @pixiemoonglow9642
      @pixiemoonglow9642 2 года назад +8

      big hugs :(

    • @emmyvilla
      @emmyvilla 2 года назад +8

      Went looking for this type of comment

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/видео.html

    • @madongseoksbiceps
      @madongseoksbiceps 2 года назад +3

      i miss jenna but now we have another ~32 year old lady~ thats equally as entertaining

  • @spookayitsme
    @spookayitsme 2 года назад +2633

    😳 That "Backpack" looks exactly like the satchel that Dominos delivered my pizza in!
    The little pouches? Yeah, they're for the garlic bread, chicken fingers and dipping sauce!!

    • @shayshores4571
      @shayshores4571 2 года назад +11

      lol

    • @dionathan9099
      @dionathan9099 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/видео.html

    • @lovelyqueen5120
      @lovelyqueen5120 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsbzkUe688yAE?feature=share

    • @Sweettweety666
      @Sweettweety666 2 года назад +7

      Maybe Gucci did that on purpose because gamers mote of the time are stereotyped: they are only gaming 24/7 and only eating pizza. I would actually see that as a big wink to all the gaming nerds. I am a gamer and I like this kind of humour. ;-)

  • @tracycampbell9880
    @tracycampbell9880 2 года назад +8

    That sweet little dose of sociology mixed in was amazing, and I can’t wait to see more of it.

  • @0SpxxkyBxnes0
    @0SpxxkyBxnes0 Год назад

    You are my favorite. I know when I’m having a bad day I can watch your videos and you cheer me up.

  • @KrisJustus
    @KrisJustus 2 года назад +455

    Oh my GOD the Contrapoints parody, I knew exactly what she was doing as soon as she started it. The delivery was ON POINT.

    • @badrabbit0077
      @badrabbit0077 2 года назад +13

      ❤️❤️ Lulz So I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • @charliebustos6319
      @charliebustos6319 2 года назад

      Yesss!!

    • @lyrickarla5913
      @lyrickarla5913 2 года назад

      Not even 2 minutes and I already hear her sociology knowledge - (as a sociologist myself) LOVE IT !

  • @aureo2067
    @aureo2067 2 года назад +451

    You know when Cristine says "it's a business expense" its some ridiculous overpriced item that Ben regrets.

  • @plaonx3750
    @plaonx3750 2 года назад +2

    ive not been keeping up with Kristines uploads since 2019 but ive started to keep up again and- my god has she not changed, i love it

  • @sheenabermudez4951
    @sheenabermudez4951 2 года назад +1

    This was so goofy, I freaking love it! I missed you, Simply 🥰

  • @lost-my-way
    @lost-my-way 2 года назад +492

    These polishes made me legit sad. That is an insane amount of money for such poor quality. It's not like the brand couldn't afford better ingredients used for their products. Can't say I'm surprised.
    Your closing segment was so cute! I really appreciated the mini lesson thrown in there and the whole Zyler and Menchi set up made me smile so big!

    • @emmekinsthesquirrel8126
      @emmekinsthesquirrel8126 2 года назад +4

      I honestly feel like it's intentionally bad just the companies way to get a laugh like haha look at these idiots buying garbage

  • @A_ree_ta
    @A_ree_ta 2 года назад +693

    “This will be a business expense”
    Ben: *thinking about the taxes*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +2

      Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear aree

    • @quixx611
      @quixx611 2 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku thank you for making me laugh 🙃

    • @A_ree_ta
      @A_ree_ta 2 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku ummmmm….thank you?

  • @SKYALISE
    @SKYALISE 2 года назад +3

    Christine's speech about gucci near the end literally helped my write my sociology assessment on consumption

  • @bankruptbitch7104
    @bankruptbitch7104 2 года назад +2

    the house of gucci trailer spoof was absolutely amazing- gaga would be proud

  • @maceystewart8866
    @maceystewart8866 2 года назад +597

    The "whaddya think???" is growing and progressively becoming way more intimidating. Soon it will sound like a bunch of screaming I called it ladies and gents! No but really I love that cutscene but it literally scared the shit outta me lol

    • @georginavasvari4906
      @georginavasvari4906 2 года назад +9

      okay but i haven't seen that clip for so long and i phisically jumped almost out of my chair from happiness when i got to it. Cristine is amazing

    • @maceystewart8866
      @maceystewart8866 2 года назад

      @@georginavasvari4906 lol we love our holo queen

    • @123456789babaq
      @123456789babaq 2 года назад +1

      My poor nephew jumped because i watching yt on our tv 💀 i feel so bad, but i did laugh at his shook face 😅

    • @ameliathorp7508
      @ameliathorp7508 2 года назад

      I thought the same exact thing 😂😂

  • @taylor.mcsloy
    @taylor.mcsloy 2 года назад +420

    What I absolutely adore about her is the she is so witty and funny yet so deeply intelligent. She never fails to keep me interested

  • @Queenb.90
    @Queenb.90 Год назад +3

    This whole video had me cracking up but that last part is pure gold lmfaoooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣 love Cristine's sense of humor!

  • @AC-sp3ik
    @AC-sp3ik 2 года назад +2

    I’m a 33 year old American public school teacher trying to survive in a wealthy school district. So happy that you’re doing this. Haven’t watched in a while, but this is somewhere between a sassy conversation with a friend, a classroom lesson, and a RUclips video to turn my brain off after a hard day. Perfection! Et en plus, j’enseigne le français.

  • @yellowmellow2033
    @yellowmellow2033 2 года назад +480

    *talking about sociology with solid informative pathos backing*
    zyler: mmmm scritches

  • @mitchelljakubka
    @mitchelljakubka 2 года назад +274

    Honestly it’s AWESOME to see a non-Holo Taco video on the channel again. Love her polish brand, but I’ve missed her playing with and trying out new products!

    • @cherryhappily
      @cherryhappily 2 года назад +14

      agreed, i’m so happy for her brand and how much she loves it, but i miss a variety of content! but whatever makes Cristine happy and motivated to make videos is fine

  • @soraninja
    @soraninja 2 года назад +5

    Ok I'll be honest I came here thinking I missed the channel but it's just gunna be Christine and Ben being silly for 10 minute's .... I was thankfully wrong! I loved the ContraPoints segment and the Menci outro wins hands down! THIS IS WHAT I SUBSCRIBED FORRR

  • @orionjones9042
    @orionjones9042 2 года назад +17

    The “WHAT DO YA THINK” woke my bf out of a deep sleep
    He went “CRiStInE?”
    And went back to bed
    I hope this brightens your day as much as it did mine lmao

    • @melamory80
      @melamory80 2 года назад +1

      That’s wholesome

  • @PuppyMochi
    @PuppyMochi 2 года назад +276

    I DID NOT EXPECT TO EVER HEAR CRISTINE SAY “let’s just raw-dog it” WHERE AM I

    • @PanAryn
      @PanAryn 2 года назад

      Me neither! 😅

    • @thecallousone
      @thecallousone 2 года назад +10

      she's been watching too much hassan 😂

    • @stagnantfox3027
      @stagnantfox3027 2 года назад +5

      You must be new. Check 2016 cristine

    • @cherryhappily
      @cherryhappily 2 года назад +4

      you must be new

    • @jaash7981
      @jaash7981 2 года назад +1

      I thought she was gonna say "let's just bareback it" 💀💀

  • @nofilterbtxh5000
    @nofilterbtxh5000 2 года назад +4077

    “As a 32 years old lady”-oh my heart,this reminded me of Jenna Marbles 😭😂❤️

    • @asparagusmccarty727
      @asparagusmccarty727 2 года назад +122

      I miss Jenna 😭

    • @taragilesbie94
      @taragilesbie94 2 года назад +43

      i came here to say this thank you

    • @melanieannplans2666
      @melanieannplans2666 2 года назад +67

      OMG I was literally going to comment that I heard Jenna singing this line. Not sure if that was intentional by Cristine buuut it was a nice homage to the Queen of RUclips.

    • @cadenschmidt6877
      @cadenschmidt6877 2 года назад +46

      @@melanieannplans2666 I'm hoping it's intentional 🥺 I know they are both friends with each other

    • @annieapple8974
      @annieapple8974 2 года назад +11

      We all miss her 😭🥺

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for being super transparent about the parasocial relationships between an audience and the RUclipsr they like. :) I appreciate that, the transparency and shade being thrown at the “things cost more cause of the label” thing, I appreciate that. Plus, as a sociology student, it warms my cold little dead heart.
    Honestly, I’m more willing to pay money for fair trade. Like for example, I prefer buying the Tony Chocolonely bar, even if it’s 5 bucks per bar, cause they support fair trade, and are huge advocates for stopping the chocolate slave trade, which I appreciate. Plus, they taste super good. ☺️ and the bars are as thick as two fingers, super good. It’s not paying for a name, it’s paying for quality, and what the company stands for.

  • @sherryperson4558
    @sherryperson4558 2 года назад +2

    I love how every time I watch one of your videos I learn something. Maybe that’s just the broke college student in me, but I’ll JUMP on some free, coherent lessons.

  • @kaiwryn
    @kaiwryn 2 года назад +2591

    Cristine's Contrapoints impression is so on point it kind of freaks me, out, lol.

  • @owluxe166
    @owluxe166 2 года назад +464

    Wasn't expecting this but I'm pretty sure the end-point-mini-essay has universally confirmed Christine's place as the best RUclipsr always and forever

    • @cjjoshlin3006
      @cjjoshlin3006 2 года назад +20

      @@spookybarns nope, she was acknowledging she was using her format. It was tribute.

    • @Museofmemory
      @Museofmemory 2 года назад +4

      @@spookybarns I think any beef between Natalie and Cristine would be the sweetest, politest, most rationally argued beef in history.

  • @kats3630
    @kats3630 2 года назад +1

    I like how this video is an educative one, and not just concerning nail polish.

  • @philostopher1
    @philostopher1 2 года назад +1

    Chef's kiss on the Contra nod. I was thinking, "wow, that looks like ..." when you said it.

  • @Elkae
    @Elkae 2 года назад +394

    “We’re just gonna raw-dog it with no base coat” CRISTINE NO WHYYY would you put that in my brain 😭

    • @violet8807
      @violet8807 2 года назад +3

      I choked on my water men she said that.🤣

    • @englishmajorloser
      @englishmajorloser 2 года назад +7

      Of all the phrases she could have picked up from Hasan it had to be this one lol

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 года назад +2

      I didnt even watch it yet
      I heard her voice. Lets see how accurate i am
      Edit:Holy shit i was accurate

    • @artluver94c
      @artluver94c 2 года назад +6

      She got this from Hasan and I'm still convinced she doesn't exactly know what it really means. Lol

    • @Lushesandblushes
      @Lushesandblushes 2 года назад

      right I never heard that before

  • @Zoxia9
    @Zoxia9 2 года назад +347

    I'm just impressed that Zyler stayed throughout the Contrapoints style segment.

    • @Loveyoutubesomuch
      @Loveyoutubesomuch 2 года назад +7

      I was literally waiting for the moment he walks out saying I'm done with the human race

    • @MontageLegacy
      @MontageLegacy 2 года назад +3

      Da queen

  • @Kelsey5
    @Kelsey5 2 года назад +1

    I love how she educates and entertains us

  • @jayare6804
    @jayare6804 2 года назад +1

    exquisite video. entertaining, social commentary, and 80s music montage parody. perfection!

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 2 года назад +359

    Cristine saying "I'm a 32 year old lady" like Jenna used to... 😭

    • @skinnylolly
      @skinnylolly 2 года назад +31

      yeah, it instantly made me sad ...I miss Jenna's good vibes. I love Cristine's content tough ;)

    • @maddyvxo
      @maddyvxo 2 года назад +7

      i’m a 🎵🎶 32 year old ladyyyyyyy🎶🎵

    • @jasmint3207
      @jasmint3207 2 года назад +4

      She's holding the torch and giving a nod :) I liked it and I hope it makes Jenna smile, if she watches this.

  • @novaleinbaugh-chelukhova5516
    @novaleinbaugh-chelukhova5516 2 года назад +1846

    Cristine: “it’s a business expense”
    Ben doing taxes: NO
    edit: Omg I've never gotten this many likes!!! tysm!

    • @madi5286
      @madi5286 2 года назад +28

      But it is the perfect example of a proper business expense?

    • @AnyaMRocha
      @AnyaMRocha 2 года назад +5

      But it is though. And I'm assuming Cristine autocorrected to Christine...
      I write Cristine enough that if I type Christine it autocorrects to Cristine. 😅

    • @asiaspyro
      @asiaspyro 2 года назад +3

      More like "Good job" same thing with the billboard lol.

    • @novaleinbaugh-chelukhova5516
      @novaleinbaugh-chelukhova5516 2 года назад +3

      @@AnyaMRocha thanks lol I didn’t notice that

  • @jrr_brr_brr1587
    @jrr_brr_brr1587 2 года назад +7

    look at christine giving a critique/analysis on conspicuous consumption of the wealthy. we love a class-conscious queen

  • @alokilal1733
    @alokilal1733 2 года назад +902

    She is truly one of the funniest RUclips r’s out there

  • @bethraison9913
    @bethraison9913 2 года назад +304

    I love how it says "monthly payments available" so that you can get your 600 dollar t-shirt on a budget

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 2 года назад +10

      That is sad

    • @sailorgotchi
      @sailorgotchi 2 года назад +5

      considering they may use monthly payment apps like afterpay or something, it would still be like $150 every 2 weeks for 4 payments LMFAO

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/видео.html

    • @okayswayway6068
      @okayswayway6068 2 года назад

      what if you can’t continue to pay it do they like repo your shirt?

    • @user-hc8vi7bv7x
      @user-hc8vi7bv7x 2 года назад +1

      @@okayswayway6068 it automatically comes out of your bank account. If there is no more money you get sued if you don't send it back

  • @AlbertasWorldDebates
    @AlbertasWorldDebates 2 года назад

    Why was this the most entertaining thing I’ve seen all year 🤦🏽‍♀️❤️

  • @tayroberts4530
    @tayroberts4530 2 года назад

    I forgot how much I love your channel, You crack me up
    :)

  • @itdoesdeath
    @itdoesdeath 2 года назад +185

    As a huge ContraPoints stan this is the crossover content I never knew I needed. If you’re looking to branch out with collections I would buy a Contra x Simply box set in a HEARTBEAT…just imagine the polishes: blue to electric pink multichrome called Bisexual Mood Lighting. A gunmetal grey with red flecks called Guillotine Grey (the red is the blood of the bourgeoisie). A pale cream with a red shimmer called Daddy’s Milk (for the Jordan Peterson video, the red is for the lobster queen). A green gold linear holo called Opulence…the possibilities are endless

  • @ajreeves4075
    @ajreeves4075 2 года назад +456

    All jokes aside, your breakdown of what determines something as “luxury” was a nice touch. Who knows? Maybe you will shed some light on how ‘high-end’ doesn’t always equate to ‘high quality’ to some unsuspecting people! (Save your doll hairs, kids!)

    • @dawn-marieoliver2393
      @dawn-marieoliver2393 2 года назад +3

      I love when there is something like this in Simply vids, it makes my day. Keep it up, Cristine!

    • @BlazingCorpse420
      @BlazingCorpse420 2 года назад +1

      I was most suprised Gucci is a so called luxury brand but you can but things right from their website? Maybe its bc I'm not spending 40 on nail polish, but ill spend 500 on a bag and you have to call someone to order chanel bags. Still want to live on a commune with my friends and be away from society tho lmfaooo

    • @dragonixheli5474
      @dragonixheli5474 2 года назад +10

      @@BlazingCorpse420 Gucci is a luxury brand because it is an expensive brand.
      But the value of Gucci for every item goes down very quick while other luxury brand items gain value over time.
      And my personal opinion, most items are super ugly. Like the colors, the logo, especially the collabs all seem super basic and ugly but that's just me 😂

  • @jadedxspade
    @jadedxspade 2 года назад

    I’m living for the second part. Do more.

  • @xxjayscornerxx607
    @xxjayscornerxx607 2 года назад

    You should review more nail polish brands. This is really fun to watch ❤️❤️❤️

  • @TheEmilyDBaker
    @TheEmilyDBaker 2 года назад +1719

    🤣😍 I LOVE this video so much. I Need House of Menchi merch…… 🤣

    • @thealmightyjesus7018
      @thealmightyjesus7018 2 года назад +2

      “Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.”
      Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

    • @zubidubi792
      @zubidubi792 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZTpQMm_t-eg/видео.html🙏

    • @rabbit__
      @rabbit__ 2 года назад +1

      Hi Emily, I enjoy your channel!

    • @druviseglite
      @druviseglite 2 года назад +1

      ''I don't consider myself a particularly an ethical person, but I'm fair.'' 🥄🥄🥄☕

    • @ariel22agentxroyalgamer59
      @ariel22agentxroyalgamer59 2 года назад

      Yesss 😂😂😂

  • @isabellamesenbrink2211
    @isabellamesenbrink2211 2 года назад +148

    I ADORE the duality of this channel. One second I’m contemplating the philosophy behind assigning worth to objects that have little intrinsic value, the next I’m watching a luxury cat. It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and I’m here for it.

  • @virginiabushnell3042
    @virginiabushnell3042 2 года назад

    This made me laugh out loud for a solid minute. Thank you!!!

  • @missfrencheefrench4798
    @missfrencheefrench4798 2 года назад +1

    I really appreciated your discourse on the topics of consumerism and branding. Woot.

  • @Silentscreamer37
    @Silentscreamer37 2 года назад +1484

    I love that turquoise color! I’ll be looking for a similar color in Dollar Tree tonight. 😂

    • @CH-sl1ug
      @CH-sl1ug 2 года назад +112

      1.98 at walmart its LA colors mermaid editon ;)

    • @angeljones965
      @angeljones965 2 года назад +36

      I have a similar, if not the same, shade from at least 3 different brand, they averaged $3 each

    • @heatherduke5410
      @heatherduke5410 2 года назад +22

      Good thing about Dollar Tree(at least the one where I live) is that they have tons of shades of blues and greens.

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 года назад

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    • @queenofthenight3518
      @queenofthenight3518 2 года назад

      Me to, can someone recommend this color in more affordable price? (European)