Turning My Nails Into a Flute (Nail Hacks)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @sshwc2286
    @sshwc2286 3 года назад +4994

    As a college student, I can confirm everything in this video is a 100% authentic university experience. You see, I too, turn my nails into flutes to charm my professor into giving me an A+++

  • @ansleymartin8423
    @ansleymartin8423 3 года назад +7723

    Me: thinks cristine’s nails could never get longer.
    Her: flute

    • @theinfluenceatl
      @theinfluenceatl 3 года назад +9

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏

    • @lilysworld3419
      @lilysworld3419 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @alexis.00
      @alexis.00 3 года назад +7

      Almost 800 likes and only three comments. Yes that is logic

    • @ansleymartin8423
      @ansleymartin8423 3 года назад +13

      MY LIFE IS COMPLETE SHE LIKED IT

    • @jesuusch
      @jesuusch 3 года назад +1

      That’s an insult to flutes 😭

  • @kiki-yc9iz
    @kiki-yc9iz 3 года назад +6130

    My mom: LEARN AN INSTRUMENT BECAUSE YOU DO NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE.
    Me:

    • @theinfluenceatl
      @theinfluenceatl 3 года назад +17

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏

    • @metallicmikus
      @metallicmikus 3 года назад +54

      As if us musicians are doing stuff with our lives

    • @kiki-yc9iz
      @kiki-yc9iz 3 года назад +6

      @@metallicmikus XD

    • @alinunyabizness2093
      @alinunyabizness2093 3 года назад +10

      @@metallicmikus that hit too close to home 😬

    • @cinnabon5764
      @cinnabon5764 3 года назад +4

      @@alinunyabizness2093 same

  • @rachelekstrom2224
    @rachelekstrom2224 3 года назад +833

    Cristine: *showing us Menchie’s reaction to the flute nails*
    My cats in the room behind me: *losing their fffffffffcking mind at the sound*

    • @wildevergreen9047
      @wildevergreen9047 3 года назад +7

      I know. My cat tried to hide my phone during that part. 🤣

    • @paigevasquez2424
      @paigevasquez2424 3 года назад +4

      Same! My cat, Little Meow Meow, went crazy. She ran to me like "WTF is that annoying a$$ noise? Make it stop!"

    • @kalingrace6289
      @kalingrace6289 3 года назад +3

      Lol and my dog just lounging, not a care...in person I’m sure he’d be freaked though lol. Guess it shows how much odd content I watch!

    • @madelinewhite813
      @madelinewhite813 3 года назад +5

      Bro my dog lost her shit😂😂

    • @cannonb873
      @cannonb873 3 года назад +2

      @kolim jone im sorry.. VINTAGE?

  • @ansleymartin8423
    @ansleymartin8423 3 года назад +13274

    You know we’re deep into quarantine when cristine does nail art

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 3 года назад +1090

    The voiceover woman for them just kills me. Like, even preschool teachers don't talk to the kids this way. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ceciliatapioca
      @ceciliatapioca 3 года назад +27

      As a former preschool teacher, I agree. One of my biggest pet peeves is hearing adults using that dumb voice to talk to kids.

  • @AudreyBradford
    @AudreyBradford 3 года назад +3743

    I love how you've stayed so down to earth all this time even after accruing nearly 8 million subscribers.
    Never involved in the drama, and always making the funnest and most original videos! Long time fan here!

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 3 года назад +229

      It's likely because she & Ben still have regular jobs & have to interact & get along with people outside of the influencer bubble.

    • @notnotapipe496
      @notnotapipe496 3 года назад +199

      @@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 and probably because Cristine started blowing up when she was a full grown adult!

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +62

      Never involved in drama ??? Excuse me troom troom. Cristine is a real RUclipsr 💅🏽

    • @liawatson5789
      @liawatson5789 3 года назад +6

      What drama is there?

    • @defnedemirhan2218
      @defnedemirhan2218 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Hp8vpa3EAQc/видео.html

  • @SwirlyPinwheel
    @SwirlyPinwheel 3 года назад +1179

    "Don't share straws, it's Covid season!"
    Don't worry Cristine, they aren't let out of their cages for anything other than videos, so no chance for exposure! :)

    • @spamachuchan8824
      @spamachuchan8824 3 года назад +17

      I make a comment about how "we are a collective of odd individuals here", then I find your comment. Happy to know I was not wrong at all 🤣.

    • @Amalieleona
      @Amalieleona 3 года назад +2

      You’re supposed to as I saw you on Netflix and there was the title was one under pendant and and one pregnant woman then hang out with her lipstick

    • @templedrake6890
      @templedrake6890 3 года назад +1

      Cringe

    • @cannonb873
      @cannonb873 3 года назад +4

      @@Amalieleona was that english??

    • @Amalieleona
      @Amalieleona 3 года назад +1

      @@cannonb873 Yes of course

  • @heather_bee
    @heather_bee 3 года назад +770

    I'm waiting for a "Why I left TroomTroom" tell-all like everyone does with Buzzfeed

    • @ByHerHand
      @ByHerHand 3 года назад +112

      Nobody ever leaves Troom Troom and lives to tell the tale....

    • @sistercats7948
      @sistercats7948 3 года назад +13

      I think they make you sign a contract

    • @defnedemirhan2218
      @defnedemirhan2218 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Hp8vpa3EAQc/видео.html

    • @seguaye
      @seguaye 2 месяца назад

      i think they’re ukrainian or something so it probably wouldn’t be in english

  • @LaLaLupeXX
    @LaLaLupeXX 3 года назад +621

    “I watch Troom Troom in my sleep!”
    That’s called a nightmare, Cristine.

    • @Melpine
      @Melpine 2 года назад +3

      This made me laugh so hard, thank you

    • @bee-n.there.done.that.
      @bee-n.there.done.that. 2 года назад +2

      @@Melpine ohmygawd I love your username🔥

    • @Melpine
      @Melpine 2 года назад +1

      @@bee-n.there.done.that. thank you love ✨❤️

  • @KassieR329
    @KassieR329 3 года назад +6227

    As a flute player, I can confirm that this is exactly what a flute sounds like

    • @aspenbogner4377
      @aspenbogner4377 3 года назад +92

      Hi I cackled for a solid minute thank you 😂😂😂

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 3 года назад +55

      Master of the arts is the channel Shittyflute. The covers ánd the comments are pure gold.

    • @v3nusf1ytrapp
      @v3nusf1ytrapp 3 года назад +45

      For a sec i thought you was serious lmao

    • @victoriabarnett4862
      @victoriabarnett4862 3 года назад +47

      No it sounds like an oboe reed

    • @KassieR329
      @KassieR329 3 года назад +29

      @@victoriabarnett4862 I actually didn't think about that lmao. It really does haha

  • @beckybessle2864
    @beckybessle2864 3 года назад +164

    WHY is nobody talking about the fact she said ‘the last time he saw a vegetable was when he went home to his mother’ PLS I nearly spat out my tea 💀

  • @AnnaMWatch
    @AnnaMWatch 3 года назад +670

    cristine: I used to play the soprano
    me, a choir kid, picturing her taking a soprano vocalist and just sorta, squeezing them until they sing a high note....

    • @KylaA5952
      @KylaA5952 3 года назад +15

      I thought the same, then I was like piccolo? Soprano sax? Hmmmm

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 3 года назад +23

      There are choir kids, and there are people who bully the choir kids to make their own music

    • @wondergirl2642
      @wondergirl2642 3 года назад

      @@niftythegoblin ahaha

    • @MergeGirlXOXO
      @MergeGirlXOXO 3 года назад

      @ Anna M: Same!🤣🤣🤣

    • @lexezekiel2489
      @lexezekiel2489 3 года назад +7

      The soprano is a type of recorder

  • @sereneneo9251
    @sereneneo9251 3 года назад +710

    Is no one gonna talk about how cristine actually styled her hair for this video👀

    • @jesuusch
      @jesuusch 3 года назад +18

      Princess Leia vibes

    • @rudeminnesotan
      @rudeminnesotan 3 года назад +28

      I actually thought about her hair. We know her hair is super fucking long right? But her lil buns are so tiny.
      Then I think about my own hair which is shoulder length and half is shaved off (undercut) lol and if I styled my hair like that? My buns would be the same size.
      Thick hair vs thin hair ㅜㅜ

    • @krissa5532
      @krissa5532 3 года назад +17

      @@rudeminnesotan yeah I'm confused about her space buns. I have super long hair...I think Cristine's is a tad longer than mine. But when I tried space buns, I could not get them to hold up because of how heavy my hair is and the length. I need answers.

    • @FantabulousFail
      @FantabulousFail 3 года назад +19

      @@krissa5532 she just has really fine hair. My hair is long but because it's so fine my bun looks itty bitty lol

    • @bbstaraimee
      @bbstaraimee 3 года назад +2

      @@krissa5532 if your hair was too heavy, you may have needed to use some pins. Also as others have said, her hair is fine. My hair is about shoulder length and I need hair donuts or mine won't have shape. Lol

  • @spookysugar
    @spookysugar 3 года назад +1897

    Ok, but no one's gonna talk about how cute Cristine looks with her hair in twin buns 👁️👄👁️💕

    • @1485Becks
      @1485Becks 3 года назад +50

      This!! The parts are super well done, and the buns are amazing! Can we have sailor moon hair next maybe??

    • @dogs78935
      @dogs78935 3 года назад +25

      But... HOW is all that hair in those buns?!!!!

    • @celesteschannel374
      @celesteschannel374 3 года назад +8

      Yesss, gurllllll yes! Ikr! She looks like Princess Leia with her twin buns.

    • @HASCHUL
      @HASCHUL 3 года назад +3

      @@dogs78935 we will never know, unfortunately.

    • @noaluvsvampires
      @noaluvsvampires 2 года назад

      @@dogs78935 some things are better when they’re a mystery

  • @Alex-sv7vt
    @Alex-sv7vt 3 года назад +188

    "Emily is a snake charmer."
    Troom Troom are becoming self-aware.

  • @goodguy630
    @goodguy630 3 года назад +891

    "Turn gossip girls into drink slaves?"
    The moment you realize Ben's gonna show up soon 😂

  • @OyayoTheStorm
    @OyayoTheStorm 3 года назад +488

    It always cracks me up when Cristine laughs about doing nail art. Simply Nailogical does nails!? Wha-a-a-a-a...?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear oya

    • @theatrekid3915
      @theatrekid3915 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku Dude seriously?

  • @disasterjay2007
    @disasterjay2007 3 года назад +1062

    When Menchie was like "that's annoying af" all my cats were staring at Cristine too! Think they agree

    • @lara_capybara
      @lara_capybara 3 года назад +40

      Love your user icon!

    • @jennagain68
      @jennagain68 3 года назад +9

      Yep, my cat showed up, stared at the tv and looked really annoyed too 😺

    • @enbyfreddy
      @enbyfreddy 3 года назад +20

      Hello fellow trans friend!!! I will forever love that icon🙏💗

    • @ketchnp5590
      @ketchnp5590 3 года назад +19

      i love your icon!

    • @emmym563
      @emmym563 3 года назад +4

      I came here to say the same thing! My cat was sleeping so peacefully next to me, now she's pissed

  • @autumn_star11
    @autumn_star11 3 года назад +62

    the "oh no!" at 13:02 is the most Canadian Cristine has ever sounded lol that was too cute!

  • @josephineblahblah5972
    @josephineblahblah5972 3 года назад +831

    i love how christine said “it’s covid season” like it’s a zodiac sighn or a sport

  • @bhavyasaxena_
    @bhavyasaxena_ 3 года назад +206

    “Last time he had vegetables was when he went home to mommy?”
    *Lmfaooo I literally had to pause the video to laugh at that for 15 minutes 💀😭*

  • @Michelle-hw4wj
    @Michelle-hw4wj 3 года назад +1639

    watching Cristine open the nail polish bottle with her teeth hurt so bad and then I remembered in Canada you don’t have to sell a kidney to fix your teeth

    • @EmergencyCollective
      @EmergencyCollective 3 года назад +53

      When you were born without the enamel you were supposed to be born with so you become a s+ripper to pay your dentist to give you a full set of implants

    • @ranijannati7487
      @ranijannati7487 3 года назад +36

      In Indonesia you can fill your cavity for $10 in public health care. Or $30 on a dental clinic.

    • @cleomarcotte-poulin5353
      @cleomarcotte-poulin5353 3 года назад +60

      Our universal health insurance doesn’t include teeth 😬

    • @EmergencyCollective
      @EmergencyCollective 3 года назад +45

      @@ranijannati7487 what... The fuck... IN AMERICA WE HAVE TO S T R I P TO BE ABLE TO PAY OUR BILLS HALF THE TIME 😅

    • @Michelle-hw4wj
      @Michelle-hw4wj 3 года назад +24

      @@cleomarcotte-poulin5353 I know but dental care is still much cheaper than in the US

  • @nightmare3691
    @nightmare3691 3 года назад +71

    As someone from band, yes. That’s what the flutes sound like when they don’t tune but try to play together.

  • @BellamyH
    @BellamyH 3 года назад +192

    I just felt the need to tell Cristine and Ben and Menchie and Zyler that I am going to college this fall and I hope that they are proud holo parents

    • @faizaakter1456
      @faizaakter1456 3 года назад +18

      Then u should definitely try these nail hacks for college shits

    • @hazeld8016
      @hazeld8016 3 года назад +5

      Good for you! I'm almost done with my freshman year. It's a hard adjustment but you'll make it and I think it gets easier the more you get used to the flow of college too

    • @BellamyH
      @BellamyH 3 года назад +1

      @@hazeld8016 that's awesome! Idk you but I'm really proud of you!

    • @X-CosmicVixen-X
      @X-CosmicVixen-X 3 года назад +4

      Good luck my guy and remember, make the flute nails if there's snakes talkin bout you

    • @Nico-qh2mi
      @Nico-qh2mi 3 года назад

      In America or somewhere where you won't be killed by debt?

  • @adrianen4644
    @adrianen4644 3 года назад +729

    “Only nails can save me from bullying!”
    Me: “are they gonna make her Edward scissorhands?”

  • @jorjy33craft59
    @jorjy33craft59 3 года назад +469

    Why does TROOM TROOM have such good production quality like they better than some music videos

    • @yasmin1626
      @yasmin1626 3 года назад +19

      I think it’s just the lighting. What’s actually interesting is the fact that music videos and movies strive for a different quality than the cameras youtubers use and whatnot because they don’t want things to look too crisp and clear otherwise it looks like a bootleg music video or film. Certain telenovelas and series also have that super sharp quality. And it doesn’t look good unless it fits the culture or theme. Kinda cool how different cameras work.

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 3 года назад

      Cus they are what the internet calls content farms the push out so much content the make so much money and there all based in Russia they bought all the most high tech equipment and with digital now it doesnt caust as much plus i dont know what music videos ur watching but i know for a fact your not talking about the sets clearly

    • @IsaacIsaacIsaacson
      @IsaacIsaacIsaacson 3 года назад +1

      because they're owned by the world's third largest media corporation

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 3 года назад +1

      @@IsaacIsaacIsaacson no there owned by the russian government

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 3 года назад

      @@IsaacIsaacIsaacson look it up

  • @SpazyyChicka
    @SpazyyChicka 3 года назад +81

    I think the head scratching at 2:30 caused the truest laugh we’ve ever heard to come out of Christine 😂

  • @wendypeacock3451
    @wendypeacock3451 3 года назад +435

    me silently waiting for the key line ‘iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe’

  • @lydtube
    @lydtube 3 года назад +526

    "Welcome to your first college zoom class. Aren't you glad you paid tuition costs for this?"
    Ouch. Too real.

  • @flutechannel
    @flutechannel 3 года назад +3279

    Lung Lung would be impressed but he's practicing.

    • @adamgammie8608
      @adamgammie8608 3 года назад +351

      is lung lung the woodwind version of ling ling?

    • @sunhopii8534
      @sunhopii8534 3 года назад +38

      @@adamgammie8608 probably

    • @Mikoo85
      @Mikoo85 3 года назад +270

      But does Lung Lung practice 40 hours a day?

    • @meat1031
      @meat1031 3 года назад +255

      ling ling: 40 hrs
      lung lung: *never stops*

    • @adawood3602
      @adawood3602 3 года назад +13

      da fuq is lung lung, u mean langlang? I'm so confused

  • @myalou2228
    @myalou2228 3 года назад +66

    When she talks about her childhood it feels like she is that one teacher that talks about their life to make class shorter

  • @thedutchest
    @thedutchest 3 года назад +3237

    I'm a male 27 year old ex soldier.... I have no idea how I got here but this was entertaining xD

    • @intothevoid10
      @intothevoid10 3 года назад +397

      Welcome to nail RUclips, we’re glad to have you

    • @lauravampire1276
      @lauravampire1276 3 года назад +161

      Welcome! Thank you for your service.

    • @thedutchest
      @thedutchest 3 года назад +203

      @@lauravampire1276 oh that's an American thing... We don't do that here... It's super cringy getting thanked for doing my job :$

    • @lauravampire1276
      @lauravampire1276 3 года назад +123

      @@thedutchest oh! My apologies. I hope you can forgive me, as an American yes I’m used to hearing that and thus saying it. It’s respectful here but since it’s cringe to you and your culture, I take my comment back x

    • @thedutchest
      @thedutchest 3 года назад +116

      @@lauravampire1276 you are forgiven, I apriciate the gesture off course!! One of the best things about Americans IMO. People here ask you if youre going to a dress up party and tell you "huhuhuhu We cAn StIlL SeE YOu" xD

  • @miabibi4237
    @miabibi4237 3 года назад +1560

    Probably the closest we’ll get to Cristine doing nail art
    (For jokes, no diss)

    • @spitneybears3901
      @spitneybears3901 3 года назад +5

      life imitates art

    • @agent47-mvf79
      @agent47-mvf79 3 года назад +1

      🔫🙂

    • @theinfluenceatl
      @theinfluenceatl 3 года назад +4

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏

    • @reesedavis4877
      @reesedavis4877 3 года назад +4

      @@Syd448 exactly

    • @kimieatsu
      @kimieatsu 3 года назад +8

      She just did a nail art video on holo taco and one of her recent videos on here was nail art trends. You must have missed them.

  • @mikapixel
    @mikapixel 3 года назад +1090

    why is nobody talking about how cristine said „that’s so smart“ at the same time as troom troom at 7:05

  • @libbygrace2277
    @libbygrace2277 3 года назад +66

    “Let’s see if we can summon some snakes”
    *Menchi appears*

  • @soapybeansp5650
    @soapybeansp5650 3 года назад +79

    9:24 the double takes menchi does to the camera like “y’all seeing this too?” when cristine uses the flute straw lmao

  • @justajamjar
    @justajamjar 3 года назад +456

    *we need a whole band of people playing nail instruments*
    ✨💅🏻 “The Holo Tacoz” 💅🏻✨

    • @X-CosmicVixen-X
      @X-CosmicVixen-X 3 года назад +1

      This is absolute genius

    • @Dynxsty_OrFxte
      @Dynxsty_OrFxte 3 года назад +4

      I play clarinet. I can also convince my whole band class if that helps.

    • @raine6621
      @raine6621 3 года назад

      @@Dynxsty_OrFxte need a bassoon or sax?

    • @ellenthorne6012
      @ellenthorne6012 3 года назад +2

      @@Dynxsty_OrFxte imagen if ppl could play piano on nails Ik it’s like impossible but it would be funny

    • @michellemcdowell3702
      @michellemcdowell3702 3 года назад

      She needs to to more nail art of Beeeeyynnnnnn

  • @wspolnyrytm5801
    @wspolnyrytm5801 3 года назад +497

    Gen Z: Millenials are so old fashioned with theirs side part.
    Cristine: **doing two buns on the head and zig-zag part like 90's kids and feeling amazing**

    • @blackrasberry58
      @blackrasberry58 3 года назад +15

      Ok- I'm gen z and my middle part makes me look like an e-boy cuz of the length of my hair-

    • @dasty3314
      @dasty3314 3 года назад +3

      @@blackrasberry58 ME TOO AHAHAHHA

    • @lynnevetter
      @lynnevetter 3 года назад

      It's the way. I do this too. 🤣 And sometimes a side part. 🤣

    • @uhhidk73
      @uhhidk73 3 года назад

      @@blackrasberry58 i feel youuuuuuu

    • @sapphyheart6060
      @sapphyheart6060 3 года назад +2

      I'm just barely out of the lower millennial range (22); I side part cuz there's the most annoying bright red mole on my scalp making an appearance when I middle part.
      Love that Cristine has fun with her hair though. The most I do is a shaved inverted bob, and there isn't much freedom after it's done.

  • @gothiccturt
    @gothiccturt 3 года назад +11

    Cristine wearing tiny buns is the cutest thing ever! Also having played a wind instrument, I just know there must have been so much spit in those "flutes."

  • @vritika8533
    @vritika8533 3 года назад +264

    She makes many short songs.. we need a spotify playlist.. I mean I can't get duck nails outta my head

    • @tammyjohnson9505
      @tammyjohnson9505 3 года назад +7

      my granddaughter made me play that over n over for like an hour lol

    • @inesduarte2323
      @inesduarte2323 3 года назад +12

      When I go to take a shower, most of the times I remember that freaking song and start to sing it and doing the hand gestures 😂

    • @writerspen010
      @writerspen010 3 года назад

      In all fairness Duck Nails is a parody, but Cristine could always become the next Weird Al 😅🤣

    • @ngut33
      @ngut33 3 года назад

      I still have the snowman song (I think it's from frozen) stuck in my head with cristines voice 😂

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 3 года назад +308

    The ‘people eating food’ fetish on troomTroom will never stop weirding me out

    • @mrluvpups
      @mrluvpups 3 года назад +38

      Its cuz they only get to eat when they perform a video

  • @magicalworld9047
    @magicalworld9047 3 года назад +107

    Every time Cristine does nail art she acts like it's a rare mythological unicorn creature that we just discovered but she really does do nail art more frequently now. 🥰😇

  • @ManuRitchie
    @ManuRitchie 3 года назад +10

    There’s no feeling quite like realizing you have a Simply Troomlogical video to watch as you’re riding out the after-effects of your second Covid vaccine. THANK YOU CRIS!! ❤️

  • @Jessicanana89
    @Jessicanana89 3 года назад +218

    Cristine: "I can't blow anymore."
    Ben, from out of nowhere: "What?"

  • @rainyhaze2053
    @rainyhaze2053 3 года назад +126

    Cristine plays squeaky straw flute
    Menchie: möther, this is weirder than the finger puppets made out of my fur

  • @anaghamenon6567
    @anaghamenon6567 3 года назад +166

    Cristine: Just call me Daddy Long Nails😏
    Cristine's nail on her ring finger: And I took that personally
    **proceeds to fall off**

  • @kimieannbrown7985
    @kimieannbrown7985 3 года назад +590

    "young girls need to focus less on boys!"
    Alright then, I focus only on other girls enyway. Being gay is nice😂

  • @bye2565
    @bye2565 3 года назад +504

    “Turn gossip girls into drink slaves” simply’s heaven.

  • @theknox7998
    @theknox7998 3 года назад +151

    The concern in mechies eyes as Cristine plays a straw flute is the same look my mother gave me when I was 4 and found a recorder

    • @pettygarage
      @pettygarage 3 года назад +6

      I found my old recorder like a week ago.
      I cannot begin to express how mad I made everyone in the house

  • @neverfail9432
    @neverfail9432 3 года назад +237

    "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should" -Jeff Goldblum

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 3 года назад

      Jeff Goldblum is one of the wisest people I know, he's right next to Iroh

  • @brittanyjokela3069
    @brittanyjokela3069 3 года назад +21

    Menchy's like..."Um, Mom. That is terrible. Don't quit your day job."
    Also..that sound was so cringy....it made my teeth hurt.

  • @rowanthechaoticraccoon2579
    @rowanthechaoticraccoon2579 3 года назад +151

    Cristine - “Alright let’s do some nail art” 💅🏼
    Me *suspicious* - checking I’m on the right channel 😐

  • @Cottage_Shr00m
    @Cottage_Shr00m 3 года назад +182

    You should glue paintbrushes (or just the bristles) to you nails so you can do art with your nails.

    • @CrossoverGenius
      @CrossoverGenius 3 года назад +22

      …. troom troom should hire you? you are too powerful

    • @TotallyGlar
      @TotallyGlar 3 года назад +1

      YESSSSS

    • @danana4867
      @danana4867 3 года назад +1

      Or pieces of her hair from when Ben cuts it again, glued on like a paintbrush

    • @AmnaJoy
      @AmnaJoy 3 года назад +1

      AND THEN DO SOME NAIL ART!

    • @Cottage_Shr00m
      @Cottage_Shr00m 3 года назад +1

      @@AmnaJoy THATS THE PLAN

  • @DoobeeKind
    @DoobeeKind 3 года назад +90

    My mom thinking I’m having an asthma attack: 😱
    Me just trying to play flight of the bumblebee on my nails: 😐

  • @coralcoralcoral
    @coralcoralcoral 3 года назад +2

    Gosh, Simply Nailogical is the wors-
    **hears the music**
    I LOVE SIMPLY NAILOGICAL

  • @aestaetic07
    @aestaetic07 3 года назад +124

    Plot twist: she learnt this so that she can produce her coming 3rd album of the Greatest Holo Hits
    I’m looking forward to it cristine

  • @4ng3lv3rmin
    @4ng3lv3rmin 3 года назад +94

    My cat was extremely bothered by the straw noise and walked over to me, much like those girls, charmed by the sounds of chipmunks dying

  • @oliviaali5239
    @oliviaali5239 3 года назад +178

    Is it just me or does the “Flute nails” sound like a vacuum cleaner when Cristine blows into them? 😆😆

  • @thatgayhamster1561
    @thatgayhamster1561 3 года назад +29

    Christine: “I used to play the soprano”
    Me: Wha- do you mean soprano saxophone 😭

    • @birdandcatlover5597
      @birdandcatlover5597 3 года назад +4

      The typical recorder is a a 2nd soprano. A concert flute in C is 1st soprano, and piccolo is the same as recorder

  • @LoCat13
    @LoCat13 3 года назад +605

    cris those aren’t flutes, they’re recorders😫😩
    - a former flautist

    • @hazeld8016
      @hazeld8016 3 года назад +10

      I know the struggle is real😔

    • @KylaA5952
      @KylaA5952 3 года назад +7

      Ever heard of a pan flute?

    • @isabella1878
      @isabella1878 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @se1inq
      @se1inq 3 года назад +18

      @@KylaA5952 a pan flute doesn't look like that

    • @josierose7030
      @josierose7030 3 года назад +3

      THANK YOU IM ALSO A FLUTE PLAYER!!!

  • @saramcgrew
    @saramcgrew 3 года назад +46

    My dogs started barking when Christine played her flutes. 😂😂 Cristine, I think you definitely created dog whistles, not flutes. 😆💀🐶

  • @murray22
    @murray22 3 года назад +74

    When the nail art comes back 😎

  • @goob27
    @goob27 3 года назад +3

    As someone who actually plays the flute, with the right technique you can play most anything cylindrical with an open end. So far I've tested lots of bottles and straws, though the bigger the item is, the more difficult it is to get a sound out of. However, very difficult for the average person if they don't already understand the technique because getting air to circulate at the perfect speed and angle is really difficult

  • @damianszczeblewski2550
    @damianszczeblewski2550 3 года назад +616

    Cristine: "The professor would give me a D"
    Also Cristine two seconds later: "It's too hard I can't blow anymore"

  • @ripgreg8738
    @ripgreg8738 3 года назад +94

    The whole time Cristine was making the “flute” noises my dogs were very concerned for my well being

    • @jennyreed3331
      @jennyreed3331 3 года назад

      My dog was freaking out as well 😂

  • @erinharvey2664
    @erinharvey2664 3 года назад +108

    I thought Cristine was calling his mom brain dead when she said the last time he saw a vegetable was when he went home to mommy💀

  • @astralruiiz
    @astralruiiz 3 года назад +7

    i love how she’s always had the same intro for YEARS, yeah she changes the photos from time to time but the music and everything else stayed the same :]

  • @jillian4473
    @jillian4473 3 года назад +58

    Menchie is like "mother... What are you doing, pls, no, just stop, you're embarrassing me"

  • @mooxcow10
    @mooxcow10 3 года назад +177

    I'm sitting here screaming. "Stop putting the straws in your mouth! Use a flute embouchure!" -Me a former flautist who regularly makes noise with my straws to annoy my boyfriend.

    • @charlemony
      @charlemony 3 года назад +6

      it's a clarinet now ofc

    • @rachelx04
      @rachelx04 3 года назад +2

      They’re not even flutes 😭

    • @coltjames9159
      @coltjames9159 3 года назад

      Clarinets are just annoying. Flute is where real music is at. That or pan flutes.

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- 3 года назад +1

      [5 year old me wildly "playing" the recorder enters the room]

    • @charlemony
      @charlemony 3 года назад

      @@coltjames9159 hmmm id say bassoon is where it's at imo

  • @Mikateko.
    @Mikateko. 3 года назад +121

    Is just me watching me realizing simply looks amazing without makeup

    • @overthecounterbeanie
      @overthecounterbeanie 3 года назад +2

      She's been working out consistently, and I think she's improved her diet too. She's literally glowing!

  • @davisdn192
    @davisdn192 3 года назад +11

    My frog started croaking when you were making noise with the straw. I think she liked it💚🐸

  • @akuleshiitake4994
    @akuleshiitake4994 3 года назад +57

    "I can't blow anymore, it hurts." That just reminded me of the years I spent playing alto saxophone in school. That son of a gun hurt way too much.

    • @manney27
      @manney27 3 года назад +4

      the transition to ben was even more priceless. 🤪😂

    • @sherylkali6995
      @sherylkali6995 3 года назад +1

      OMG I still play and yeah it hurts 😂

  • @julesdragons
    @julesdragons 3 года назад +32

    "high enough to pass but not enough to keep my scholarship" aaaaa no don't call me out like this, that's my number one stressor for finals next week

    • @doggyspeak
      @doggyspeak 3 года назад

      Good luck! Do your best!

  • @randoontheinternet6111
    @randoontheinternet6111 3 года назад +61

    2015 simply: splatter nails
    2021 simply: -flute- recorder
    nails
    and that's what you call ✨ _evolution_ ✨ kids

  • @jennyanderson9357
    @jennyanderson9357 3 года назад +5

    I adore your videos. They always leave me with sore cheeks from smiling.

  • @LU-qr3kh
    @LU-qr3kh 3 года назад +74

    After all the nail parodies once again Cristine's musical talent is being tested

  • @razhleenglang3223
    @razhleenglang3223 3 года назад +35

    CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW HER HAIR EVOLVED FROM A CINAMMON BUN TO TWO SPACE BUNS I- 👉👈😂

  • @kluvsj2
    @kluvsj2 3 года назад +51

    I love that we skipped over how it straight up called the mean girls snakes 😆

    • @kohlinoor
      @kohlinoor 3 года назад +1

      That was my favourite part hahaha

  • @emilybennett7864
    @emilybennett7864 3 года назад +10

    "Look at our new student Emily! Isn't she weird?"
    As an Emily, I feel attacked by their accuracy and am having flashbacks of my school years 😭

  • @bbstaraimee
    @bbstaraimee 3 года назад +89

    I am a simple woman. I see a video with Cristine in the thumbnail, I click! I laughed so hard.

    • @leenone8456
      @leenone8456 3 года назад +3

      Yup, why watch troom troom when you can watch this version instead. Much more entertaining.

  • @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount
    @pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount 3 года назад +55

    Basically every video at this point is Cristine and the comments saying "oh my god I'm doing nailart!" even though that's what she almost always does in her videos especially recently--

  • @mariep7372
    @mariep7372 3 года назад +229

    Last time I was this early Cristine still did nail art

    • @mooxiemoonms.tornado7284
      @mooxiemoonms.tornado7284 3 года назад

      👁👄👁

    • @theinfluenceatl
      @theinfluenceatl 3 года назад +1

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏

    • @elloitsmeh9158
      @elloitsmeh9158 3 года назад +3

      She did nail art? Lol

    • @kiki-yc9iz
      @kiki-yc9iz 3 года назад

      Welcome Back XDD

    • @zuhavcr
      @zuhavcr 3 года назад +1

      she literally does nail art on the holo taco channel wdym 🤨

  • @caitythephilosopher
    @caitythephilosopher 3 года назад +5

    Hey Christine! I've been following you since before you put your face in your videos and this is absolutely one of my favorite videos you've posted ever! It's silly but I was laughing so hard along with you and I loved seeing you have a good time in your video just being your goofy self! I hope you had fun filming this! BTW I LOVE THE NEW PASTEL HOLO LINE! The lavender is my favorite and there is so much holo in it!

  • @juliagozar9900
    @juliagozar9900 3 года назад +43

    Please do a cat clock collection video!

    • @taylorm1965
      @taylorm1965 3 года назад +5

      Omg I saw a cat clock in a thrift store

  • @shicalista
    @shicalista 3 года назад +134

    Simply: “I can’t blow anymore”
    Beyn:”what 👀”

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +345

    This hurts my soul

    • @defnedemirhan2218
      @defnedemirhan2218 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Hp8vpa3EAQc/видео.html

    • @pookycat101
      @pookycat101 3 года назад

      same

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 года назад

      Me too

    • @lunarartist3817
      @lunarartist3817 3 года назад +2

      i am in immense pain and i can't identify whether it's because of the flutes or because of the sad nail art ideas

    • @solangesevaristo
      @solangesevaristo 3 года назад

      Muito legar 😃

  • @bandk1d_
    @bandk1d_ 3 года назад +10

    14:12 “oh shoot Christine, well now I have to welcome you to the ✨G I R L C L U B✨“

  • @angelica-ikay
    @angelica-ikay 3 года назад +101

    I went from watching Brett and Eddy making a flute/recorder out of a carrot to Christine making a flute/recorder as nails 😂

  • @pardis8539
    @pardis8539 3 года назад +71

    A round of applause for Cristine and her hair style please 😂😻😻😻 you did it girl appreciate it😆

  • @christophercane6126
    @christophercane6126 3 года назад +24

    My cat was sitting on me for whole video till Ben came and started playing. I thought I'll have a quality time with my pet, thanks Ben

  • @EllieAllieSameThing
    @EllieAllieSameThing Год назад +1

    "Emily is a snake charmer" that's one way to put it 😂😂😂
    I actually like the sound the straws make it's hilarious 😂

  • @maximesevigny4815
    @maximesevigny4815 3 года назад +10

    Can we just appreciate how her hair looks good!

  • @chloem4589
    @chloem4589 3 года назад +193

    Anyone else spot those vintage Apple earphones Cristine is wearing! Respect that they have survived this long

    • @Nat-rs6hj
      @Nat-rs6hj 3 года назад +4

      omg i still wear them too! im so happy they are still around

    • @theamhway
      @theamhway 3 года назад

      Maybe Samsung?

    • @Lunabug2021
      @Lunabug2021 3 года назад

      I still have mine too

    • @gayandeuropean00
      @gayandeuropean00 3 года назад +5

      "Vintage" now I feel old because I still own the ones from my Ipod

    • @MsSierraAlexis007
      @MsSierraAlexis007 3 года назад +1

      This made me feel so old I hate it here

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 3 года назад +31

    Omg yes, flute representation from nail mom! I'm honored🥲🥰
    Edit: Unfortunately those are not flutes, but recorders, or apparently "sopranos" in Canada. But it's woodwinds all the same!

    • @gifteddancer
      @gifteddancer 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, we don't call them "sopranos" in Canada either, not sure why she said that 😂 we call them recorders too! She probably just got the words mixed up :) but yeah, definitely not a flute! :)

  • @savannahorozco2753
    @savannahorozco2753 3 года назад +2

    The flute sound had my husky howling and yelling, my boyfriend ran out of the shower to figure out what was wrong, Christin pure chaos was unfolded because of that flute noise.

  • @datte-ai
    @datte-ai 3 года назад +13

    Was not expecting the ugly feet comment, it killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xcreativechristyx
    @xcreativechristyx 3 года назад +73

    My cats ears literally perked up and they were like wtf when Cristine was making noises with her straws. 😹

    • @marisolkim9098
      @marisolkim9098 3 года назад +1

      Same with my dog!!!

    • @defnedemirhan2218
      @defnedemirhan2218 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Hp8vpa3EAQc/видео.html

    • @taylorcroft6757
      @taylorcroft6757 3 года назад +1

      My dogs all “bunny eared” when she started squeaking her flute nails 😂

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 3 года назад

      I'm watching Ben-style (with earpods). My ears are now bleeding.

    • @RedwoodDeer
      @RedwoodDeer 3 года назад +1

      My cat looked around like an idiot

  • @cartiaking3377
    @cartiaking3377 3 года назад +30

    who said cristine didn’t do nail art anymore 😤 i mean just look at this masterpiece!

  • @bakaichigo
    @bakaichigo 3 года назад +3

    @ 4:58 you can see the actress give a "WTF" face at her bloodspattered looking nails while Simply is roasting them, and it's life. Troom Troom, that subtle comedy... x'D