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  • @sshwc2286
    @sshwc2286 3 года назад +4919

    As a college student, I can confirm everything in this video is a 100% authentic university experience. You see, I too, turn my nails into flutes to charm my professor into giving me an A+++

  • @ansleymartin8423
    @ansleymartin8423 3 года назад +7674

    Me: thinks cristine’s nails could never get longer.
    Her: flute

    • @Punchmadelite
      @Punchmadelite 3 года назад +9

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏

    • @lilysworld3419
      @lilysworld3419 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @alexis.00
      @alexis.00 3 года назад +7

      Almost 800 likes and only three comments. Yes that is logic

    • @ansleymartin8423
      @ansleymartin8423 3 года назад +13

      MY LIFE IS COMPLETE SHE LIKED IT

    • @jesuusch
      @jesuusch 3 года назад +1

      That’s an insult to flutes 😭

  • @rachelekstrom2224
    @rachelekstrom2224 3 года назад +816

    Cristine: *showing us Menchie’s reaction to the flute nails*
    My cats in the room behind me: *losing their fffffffffcking mind at the sound*

    • @wildevergreen9047
      @wildevergreen9047 3 года назад +7

      I know. My cat tried to hide my phone during that part. 🤣

    • @paigevasquez2424
      @paigevasquez2424 2 года назад +4

      Same! My cat, Little Meow Meow, went crazy. She ran to me like "WTF is that annoying a$$ noise? Make it stop!"

    • @kalingrace6289
      @kalingrace6289 2 года назад +3

      Lol and my dog just lounging, not a care...in person I’m sure he’d be freaked though lol. Guess it shows how much odd content I watch!

    • @madelinewhite813
      @madelinewhite813 2 года назад +5

      Bro my dog lost her shit😂😂

    • @cannonb873
      @cannonb873 2 года назад +2

      @kolim jone im sorry.. VINTAGE?

  • @SwirlyPinwheel
    @SwirlyPinwheel 3 года назад +1170

    "Don't share straws, it's Covid season!"
    Don't worry Cristine, they aren't let out of their cages for anything other than videos, so no chance for exposure! :)

    • @spamachuchan8824
      @spamachuchan8824 3 года назад +17

      I make a comment about how "we are a collective of odd individuals here", then I find your comment. Happy to know I was not wrong at all 🤣.

    • @amalie7508
      @amalie7508 3 года назад +2

      You’re supposed to as I saw you on Netflix and there was the title was one under pendant and and one pregnant woman then hang out with her lipstick

    • @templedrake6890
      @templedrake6890 2 года назад +1

      Cringe

    • @cannonb873
      @cannonb873 2 года назад +4

      @@amalie7508 was that english??

    • @amalie7508
      @amalie7508 2 года назад +1

      @@cannonb873 Yes of course

  • @kiki-yc9iz
    @kiki-yc9iz 3 года назад +6099

    My mom: LEARN AN INSTRUMENT BECAUSE YOU DO NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE.
    Me:

    • @Punchmadelite
      @Punchmadelite 3 года назад +17

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏

    • @metallicmikus
      @metallicmikus 3 года назад +54

      As if us musicians are doing stuff with our lives

    • @kiki-yc9iz
      @kiki-yc9iz 3 года назад +6

      @@metallicmikus XD

    • @alinunyabizness2093
      @alinunyabizness2093 3 года назад +10

      @@metallicmikus that hit too close to home 😬

    • @cinnabon5764
      @cinnabon5764 3 года назад +4

      @@alinunyabizness2093 same

  • @heather_bee
    @heather_bee 3 года назад +752

    I'm waiting for a "Why I left TroomTroom" tell-all like everyone does with Buzzfeed

    • @ByHerHand
      @ByHerHand 3 года назад +111

      Nobody ever leaves Troom Troom and lives to tell the tale....

    • @sistercats7948
      @sistercats7948 3 года назад +14

      I think they make you sign a contract

    • @defnedemirhan2218
      @defnedemirhan2218 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Hp8vpa3EAQc/видео.html

  • @justjoules5615
    @justjoules5615 3 года назад +1040

    tumblr relashionships: "when he whispers sweet nothings in your ear"
    real relashionships: *both trying to figure out blow a nail whistle and spitting everywhere in the process*

  • @beckybessle2864
    @beckybessle2864 3 года назад +154

    WHY is nobody talking about the fact she said ‘the last time he saw a vegetable was when he went home to his mother’ PLS I nearly spat out my tea 💀

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 3 года назад +1072

    The voiceover woman for them just kills me. Like, even preschool teachers don't talk to the kids this way. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ceciliatapioca
      @ceciliatapioca 3 года назад +25

      As a former preschool teacher, I agree. One of my biggest pet peeves is hearing adults using that dumb voice to talk to kids.

  • @LaLaLupeXX
    @LaLaLupeXX 3 года назад +610

    “I watch Troom Troom in my sleep!”
    That’s called a nightmare, Cristine.

    • @Melpine
      @Melpine 2 года назад +3

      This made me laugh so hard, thank you

    • @bee-n.there.done.that.
      @bee-n.there.done.that. 2 года назад +2

      @@Melpine ohmygawd I love your username🔥

    • @Melpine
      @Melpine 2 года назад +1

      @@bee-n.there.done.that. thank you love ✨❤️

  • @Alex-sv7vt
    @Alex-sv7vt 3 года назад +188

    "Emily is a snake charmer."
    Troom Troom are becoming self-aware.

  • @autumn_star11
    @autumn_star11 3 года назад +62

    the "oh no!" at 13:02 is the most Canadian Cristine has ever sounded lol that was too cute!

  • @goodguy630
    @goodguy630 3 года назад +889

    "Turn gossip girls into drink slaves?"
    The moment you realize Ben's gonna show up soon 😂

  • @spookysugar
    @spookysugar 3 года назад +1897

    Ok, but no one's gonna talk about how cute Cristine looks with her hair in twin buns 👁️👄👁️💕

    • @1485Becks
      @1485Becks 3 года назад +50

      This!! The parts are super well done, and the buns are amazing! Can we have sailor moon hair next maybe??

    • @dogs78935
      @dogs78935 3 года назад +25

      But... HOW is all that hair in those buns?!!!!

    • @celesteschannel374
      @celesteschannel374 3 года назад +8

      Yesss, gurllllll yes! Ikr! She looks like Princess Leia with her twin buns.

    • @heidisamuels7201
      @heidisamuels7201 2 года назад +3

      @@dogs78935 we will never know, unfortunately.

    • @noaluvsvampires
      @noaluvsvampires Год назад

      @@dogs78935 some things are better when they’re a mystery

  • @libbygrace2277
    @libbygrace2277 3 года назад +67

    “Let’s see if we can summon some snakes”
    *Menchi appears*

  • @SpazyyChicka
    @SpazyyChicka 3 года назад +80

    I think the head scratching at 2:30 caused the truest laugh we’ve ever heard to come out of Christine 😂

  • @ansleymartin8423
    @ansleymartin8423 3 года назад +13277

    You know we’re deep into quarantine when cristine does nail art

  • @KassieR329
    @KassieR329 3 года назад +6179

    As a flute player, I can confirm that this is exactly what a flute sounds like

    • @aspenbogner4377
      @aspenbogner4377 3 года назад +94

      Hi I cackled for a solid minute thank you 😂😂😂

    • @EchoSappho
      @EchoSappho 3 года назад +55

      Master of the arts is the channel Shittyflute. The covers ánd the comments are pure gold.

    • @scene.g0re
      @scene.g0re 3 года назад +45

      For a sec i thought you was serious lmao

    • @victoriabarnett4862
      @victoriabarnett4862 3 года назад +47

      No it sounds like an oboe reed

    • @KassieR329
      @KassieR329 3 года назад +29

      @@victoriabarnett4862 I actually didn't think about that lmao. It really does haha

  • @nightmare3691
    @nightmare3691 3 года назад +69

    As someone from band, yes. That’s what the flutes sound like when they don’t tune but try to play together.

  • @myalou2228
    @myalou2228 3 года назад +66

    When she talks about her childhood it feels like she is that one teacher that talks about their life to make class shorter

  • @sereneneo9251
    @sereneneo9251 3 года назад +710

    Is no one gonna talk about how cristine actually styled her hair for this video👀

    • @jesuusch
      @jesuusch 3 года назад +19

      Princess Leia vibes

    • @rudeminnesotan
      @rudeminnesotan 3 года назад +28

      I actually thought about her hair. We know her hair is super fucking long right? But her lil buns are so tiny.
      Then I think about my own hair which is shoulder length and half is shaved off (undercut) lol and if I styled my hair like that? My buns would be the same size.
      Thick hair vs thin hair ㅜㅜ

    • @krissa5532
      @krissa5532 3 года назад +17

      @@rudeminnesotan yeah I'm confused about her space buns. I have super long hair...I think Cristine's is a tad longer than mine. But when I tried space buns, I could not get them to hold up because of how heavy my hair is and the length. I need answers.

    • @FantabulousFail
      @FantabulousFail 3 года назад +19

      @@krissa5532 she just has really fine hair. My hair is long but because it's so fine my bun looks itty bitty lol

    • @bbstaraimee
      @bbstaraimee 3 года назад +2

      @@krissa5532 if your hair was too heavy, you may have needed to use some pins. Also as others have said, her hair is fine. My hair is about shoulder length and I need hair donuts or mine won't have shape. Lol

  • @AudreyBradford
    @AudreyBradford 3 года назад +3743

    I love how you've stayed so down to earth all this time even after accruing nearly 8 million subscribers.
    Never involved in the drama, and always making the funnest and most original videos! Long time fan here!

    • @tazhienunurbusinezz1703
      @tazhienunurbusinezz1703 3 года назад +230

      It's likely because she & Ben still have regular jobs & have to interact & get along with people outside of the influencer bubble.

    • @notnotapipe496
      @notnotapipe496 3 года назад +200

      @@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 and probably because Cristine started blowing up when she was a full grown adult!

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +62

      Never involved in drama ??? Excuse me troom troom. Cristine is a real RUclipsr 💅🏽

    • @liawatson5789
      @liawatson5789 3 года назад +6

      What drama is there?

    • @defnedemirhan2218
      @defnedemirhan2218 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Hp8vpa3EAQc/видео.html

  • @thatgayhamster1561
    @thatgayhamster1561 3 года назад +29

    Christine: “I used to play the soprano”
    Me: Wha- do you mean soprano saxophone 😭

    • @birdandcatlover5597
      @birdandcatlover5597 3 года назад +4

      The typical recorder is a a 2nd soprano. A concert flute in C is 1st soprano, and piccolo is the same as recorder

  • @brittanyjokela3069
    @brittanyjokela3069 3 года назад +21

    Menchy's like..."Um, Mom. That is terrible. Don't quit your day job."
    Also..that sound was so cringy....it made my teeth hurt.

  • @AnnaMWatch
    @AnnaMWatch 3 года назад +667

    cristine: I used to play the soprano
    me, a choir kid, picturing her taking a soprano vocalist and just sorta, squeezing them until they sing a high note....

    • @KylaA5952
      @KylaA5952 3 года назад +15

      I thought the same, then I was like piccolo? Soprano sax? Hmmmm

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 3 года назад +23

      There are choir kids, and there are people who bully the choir kids to make their own music

    • @wondergirl2642
      @wondergirl2642 3 года назад

      @@niftythegoblin ahaha

    • @MergeGirlXOXO
      @MergeGirlXOXO 3 года назад

      @ Anna M: Same!🤣🤣🤣

    • @lexezekiel2489
      @lexezekiel2489 3 года назад +7

      The soprano is a type of recorder

  • @adrianen4644
    @adrianen4644 3 года назад +728

    “Only nails can save me from bullying!”
    Me: “are they gonna make her Edward scissorhands?”

  • @gothiccturt
    @gothiccturt 3 года назад +9

    Cristine wearing tiny buns is the cutest thing ever! Also having played a wind instrument, I just know there must have been so much spit in those "flutes."

  • @davisdn192
    @davisdn192 3 года назад +10

    My frog started croaking when you were making noise with the straw. I think she liked it💚🐸

  • @bhavyasaxena_
    @bhavyasaxena_ 3 года назад +206

    “Last time he had vegetables was when he went home to mommy?”
    *Lmfaooo I literally had to pause the video to laugh at that for 15 minutes 💀😭*

  • @disasterjay2007
    @disasterjay2007 3 года назад +1059

    When Menchie was like "that's annoying af" all my cats were staring at Cristine too! Think they agree

    • @lara_capybara
      @lara_capybara 3 года назад +40

      Love your user icon!

    • @jennagain68
      @jennagain68 3 года назад +9

      Yep, my cat showed up, stared at the tv and looked really annoyed too 😺

    • @enbyfreddy
      @enbyfreddy 3 года назад +20

      Hello fellow trans friend!!! I will forever love that icon🙏💗

    • @ketchnp5590
      @ketchnp5590 3 года назад +19

      i love your icon!

    • @emmym563
      @emmym563 3 года назад +4

      I came here to say the same thing! My cat was sleeping so peacefully next to me, now she's pissed

  • @kimieannbrown7985
    @kimieannbrown7985 3 года назад +593

    "young girls need to focus less on boys!"
    Alright then, I focus only on other girls enyway. Being gay is nice😂

  • @quantumauraaa
    @quantumauraaa 3 года назад +7

    i love how she’s always had the same intro for YEARS, yeah she changes the photos from time to time but the music and everything else stayed the same :]

  • @josephineblahblah5972
    @josephineblahblah5972 3 года назад +833

    i love how christine said “it’s covid season” like it’s a zodiac sighn or a sport

  • @OyayoTheStorm
    @OyayoTheStorm 3 года назад +488

    It always cracks me up when Cristine laughs about doing nail art. Simply Nailogical does nails!? Wha-a-a-a-a...?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear oya

    • @theatrekid3915
      @theatrekid3915 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku Dude seriously?

  • @emilybennett7864
    @emilybennett7864 3 года назад +10

    "Look at our new student Emily! Isn't she weird?"
    As an Emily, I feel attacked by their accuracy and am having flashbacks of my school years 😭

  • @coralcoralcoral
    @coralcoralcoral 2 года назад +2

    Gosh, Simply Nailogical is the wors-
    **hears the music**
    I LOVE SIMPLY NAILOGICAL

  • @wendypeacock3451
    @wendypeacock3451 3 года назад +434

    me silently waiting for the key line ‘iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe’

  • @justajamjar
    @justajamjar 3 года назад +456

    *we need a whole band of people playing nail instruments*
    ✨💅🏻 “The Holo Tacoz” 💅🏻✨

    • @x-cosmicvixen-x5576
      @x-cosmicvixen-x5576 3 года назад +1

      This is absolute genius

    • @Dynxsty_OrFxte
      @Dynxsty_OrFxte 3 года назад +4

      I play clarinet. I can also convince my whole band class if that helps.

    • @raine6621
      @raine6621 3 года назад

      @@Dynxsty_OrFxte need a bassoon or sax?

    • @ellenthorne6012
      @ellenthorne6012 3 года назад +2

      @@Dynxsty_OrFxte imagen if ppl could play piano on nails Ik it’s like impossible but it would be funny

    • @michellemcdowell3702
      @michellemcdowell3702 3 года назад

      She needs to to more nail art of Beeeeyynnnnnn

  • @ManuRitchie
    @ManuRitchie 3 года назад +10

    There’s no feeling quite like realizing you have a Simply Troomlogical video to watch as you’re riding out the after-effects of your second Covid vaccine. THANK YOU CRIS!! ❤️

  • @bandk1d_
    @bandk1d_ 3 года назад +10

    14:12 “oh shoot Christine, well now I have to welcome you to the ✨G I R L C L U B✨“

  • @Michelle-hw4wj
    @Michelle-hw4wj 3 года назад +1632

    watching Cristine open the nail polish bottle with her teeth hurt so bad and then I remembered in Canada you don’t have to sell a kidney to fix your teeth

    • @EmergencyCollective
      @EmergencyCollective 3 года назад +53

      When you were born without the enamel you were supposed to be born with so you become a s+ripper to pay your dentist to give you a full set of implants

    • @ranijannati7487
      @ranijannati7487 3 года назад +36

      In Indonesia you can fill your cavity for $10 in public health care. Or $30 on a dental clinic.

    • @cleomarcotte-poulin5353
      @cleomarcotte-poulin5353 3 года назад +59

      Our universal health insurance doesn’t include teeth 😬

    • @EmergencyCollective
      @EmergencyCollective 3 года назад +45

      @@ranijannati7487 what... The fuck... IN AMERICA WE HAVE TO S T R I P TO BE ABLE TO PAY OUR BILLS HALF THE TIME 😅

    • @Michelle-hw4wj
      @Michelle-hw4wj 3 года назад +24

      @@cleomarcotte-poulin5353 I know but dental care is still much cheaper than in the US

  • @lydtube
    @lydtube 3 года назад +526

    "Welcome to your first college zoom class. Aren't you glad you paid tuition costs for this?"
    Ouch. Too real.

  • @goob27
    @goob27 3 года назад +3

    As someone who actually plays the flute, with the right technique you can play most anything cylindrical with an open end. So far I've tested lots of bottles and straws, though the bigger the item is, the more difficult it is to get a sound out of. However, very difficult for the average person if they don't already understand the technique because getting air to circulate at the perfect speed and angle is really difficult

  • @narudi18
    @narudi18 2 года назад +6

    Apparently you can summon Ben by saying “I cant blow anymore”

  • @jorjy33craft59
    @jorjy33craft59 3 года назад +469

    Why does TROOM TROOM have such good production quality like they better than some music videos

    • @yasmin1626
      @yasmin1626 3 года назад +19

      I think it’s just the lighting. What’s actually interesting is the fact that music videos and movies strive for a different quality than the cameras youtubers use and whatnot because they don’t want things to look too crisp and clear otherwise it looks like a bootleg music video or film. Certain telenovelas and series also have that super sharp quality. And it doesn’t look good unless it fits the culture or theme. Kinda cool how different cameras work.

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 3 года назад

      Cus they are what the internet calls content farms the push out so much content the make so much money and there all based in Russia they bought all the most high tech equipment and with digital now it doesnt caust as much plus i dont know what music videos ur watching but i know for a fact your not talking about the sets clearly

    • @IsaacIsaacIsaacson
      @IsaacIsaacIsaacson 3 года назад +1

      because they're owned by the world's third largest media corporation

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 3 года назад +1

      @@IsaacIsaacIsaacson no there owned by the russian government

    • @anthonywyattStylist
      @anthonywyattStylist 3 года назад

      @@IsaacIsaacIsaacson look it up

  • @miabibi4237
    @miabibi4237 3 года назад +1560

    Probably the closest we’ll get to Cristine doing nail art
    (For jokes, no diss)

    • @spitneybears3901
      @spitneybears3901 3 года назад +5

      life imitates art

    • @maxverstappenfan79
      @maxverstappenfan79 3 года назад +1

      🔫🙂

    • @Punchmadelite
      @Punchmadelite 3 года назад +4

      Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🍏

    • @reesedavis4877
      @reesedavis4877 3 года назад +4

      @@Syd448 exactly

    • @kimieatsu
      @kimieatsu 3 года назад +8

      She just did a nail art video on holo taco and one of her recent videos on here was nail art trends. You must have missed them.

  • @starbl00m
    @starbl00m 3 года назад +12

    11:28 "thank you for attending this third period geography class"… i have geography third period 🙈

  • @miscdruid1994
    @miscdruid1994 3 года назад +8

    Ate a bunch of edibles and this was hilarious. Watched it without the edibles, still hilarious. Thanks Simply & Ben for being awesome.

  • @soapybeansp5650
    @soapybeansp5650 3 года назад +77

    9:24 the double takes menchi does to the camera like “y’all seeing this too?” when cristine uses the flute straw lmao

  • @BellamyH
    @BellamyH 3 года назад +191

    I just felt the need to tell Cristine and Ben and Menchie and Zyler that I am going to college this fall and I hope that they are proud holo parents

    • @faizaakter1456
      @faizaakter1456 3 года назад +18

      Then u should definitely try these nail hacks for college shits

    • @hazeld8016
      @hazeld8016 3 года назад +5

      Good for you! I'm almost done with my freshman year. It's a hard adjustment but you'll make it and I think it gets easier the more you get used to the flow of college too

    • @BellamyH
      @BellamyH 3 года назад +1

      @@hazeld8016 that's awesome! Idk you but I'm really proud of you!

    • @x-cosmicvixen-x5576
      @x-cosmicvixen-x5576 3 года назад +4

      Good luck my guy and remember, make the flute nails if there's snakes talkin bout you

    • @Nico-qh2mi
      @Nico-qh2mi 3 года назад

      In America or somewhere where you won't be killed by debt?

  • @EllieAllieSameThing
    @EllieAllieSameThing 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Emily is a snake charmer" that's one way to put it 😂😂😂
    I actually like the sound the straws make it's hilarious 😂

  • @jennyanderson9357
    @jennyanderson9357 3 года назад +5

    I adore your videos. They always leave me with sore cheeks from smiling.

  • @killmeplsahaha344
    @killmeplsahaha344 3 года назад +100

    Simply's back to her originail form

  • @flutechannel
    @flutechannel 3 года назад +3280

    Lung Lung would be impressed but he's practicing.

    • @adamgammie8608
      @adamgammie8608 3 года назад +352

      is lung lung the woodwind version of ling ling?

    • @sunhopii8534
      @sunhopii8534 3 года назад +38

      @@adamgammie8608 probably

    • @Mikoo85
      @Mikoo85 3 года назад +270

      But does Lung Lung practice 40 hours a day?

    • @meat1031
      @meat1031 3 года назад +255

      ling ling: 40 hrs
      lung lung: *never stops*

    • @adawood3602
      @adawood3602 3 года назад +13

      da fuq is lung lung, u mean langlang? I'm so confused

  • @mireillerascon9619
    @mireillerascon9619 3 года назад +2

    13:34
    Ben has the face of a disappointed dad 😃

  • @AR-cj3ws
    @AR-cj3ws 3 года назад +3

    8:38 no but we can summon a menchie😂

  • @vritika8533
    @vritika8533 3 года назад +264

    She makes many short songs.. we need a spotify playlist.. I mean I can't get duck nails outta my head

    • @tammyjohnson9505
      @tammyjohnson9505 3 года назад +7

      my granddaughter made me play that over n over for like an hour lol

    • @inesduarte2323
      @inesduarte2323 3 года назад +12

      When I go to take a shower, most of the times I remember that freaking song and start to sing it and doing the hand gestures 😂

    • @writerspen010
      @writerspen010 3 года назад

      In all fairness Duck Nails is a parody, but Cristine could always become the next Weird Al 😅🤣

    • @ngut33
      @ngut33 3 года назад

      I still have the snowman song (I think it's from frozen) stuck in my head with cristines voice 😂

  • @rainyhaze2053
    @rainyhaze2053 3 года назад +126

    Cristine plays squeaky straw flute
    Menchie: möther, this is weirder than the finger puppets made out of my fur

  • @llly9584
    @llly9584 3 года назад +12

    Gurls: Start wiggling like snakes
    Me: ...what am I watching-

  • @caitythephilosopher
    @caitythephilosopher 3 года назад +5

    Hey Christine! I've been following you since before you put your face in your videos and this is absolutely one of my favorite videos you've posted ever! It's silly but I was laughing so hard along with you and I loved seeing you have a good time in your video just being your goofy self! I hope you had fun filming this! BTW I LOVE THE NEW PASTEL HOLO LINE! The lavender is my favorite and there is so much holo in it!

  • @wspolnyrytm5801
    @wspolnyrytm5801 3 года назад +495

    Gen Z: Millenials are so old fashioned with theirs side part.
    Cristine: **doing two buns on the head and zig-zag part like 90's kids and feeling amazing**

    • @blackrasberry58
      @blackrasberry58 3 года назад +15

      Ok- I'm gen z and my middle part makes me look like an e-boy cuz of the length of my hair-

    • @dasty3314
      @dasty3314 3 года назад +3

      @@blackrasberry58 ME TOO AHAHAHHA

    • @lynnevetter
      @lynnevetter 3 года назад

      It's the way. I do this too. 🤣 And sometimes a side part. 🤣

    • @uhhidk73
      @uhhidk73 3 года назад

      @@blackrasberry58 i feel youuuuuuu

    • @sapphyheart6060
      @sapphyheart6060 3 года назад +2

      I'm just barely out of the lower millennial range (22); I side part cuz there's the most annoying bright red mole on my scalp making an appearance when I middle part.
      Love that Cristine has fun with her hair though. The most I do is a shaved inverted bob, and there isn't much freedom after it's done.

  • @Jessicanana89
    @Jessicanana89 3 года назад +217

    Cristine: "I can't blow anymore."
    Ben, from out of nowhere: "What?"

  • @jamietwombly6931
    @jamietwombly6931 3 года назад +1

    I'm glad to see your back doing things you like to do, we always find it amusing at the least. But you've got more talent than most people

  • @Miss65boo
    @Miss65boo 3 года назад +2

    I love your hair style, SO cute! And the nail flutes were just hilarious!

  • @mikapixel
    @mikapixel 3 года назад +1091

    why is nobody talking about how cristine said „that’s so smart“ at the same time as troom troom at 7:05

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 3 года назад +309

    The ‘people eating food’ fetish on troomTroom will never stop weirding me out

    • @mrluvpups
      @mrluvpups 3 года назад +39

      Its cuz they only get to eat when they perform a video

  • @savannahorozco2753
    @savannahorozco2753 3 года назад +1

    The flute sound had my husky howling and yelling, my boyfriend ran out of the shower to figure out what was wrong, Christin pure chaos was unfolded because of that flute noise.

  • @blacklotusboi
    @blacklotusboi Год назад +1

    This kinda of madness will kickstart Simply's villain ark.

  • @thedutchest
    @thedutchest 3 года назад +3242

    I'm a male 27 year old ex soldier.... I have no idea how I got here but this was entertaining xD

    • @intothevoid10
      @intothevoid10 3 года назад +397

      Welcome to nail RUclips, we’re glad to have you

    • @lauravampire1276
      @lauravampire1276 3 года назад +162

      Welcome! Thank you for your service.

    • @thedutchest
      @thedutchest 3 года назад +203

      @@lauravampire1276 oh that's an American thing... We don't do that here... It's super cringy getting thanked for doing my job :$

    • @lauravampire1276
      @lauravampire1276 3 года назад +123

      @@thedutchest oh! My apologies. I hope you can forgive me, as an American yes I’m used to hearing that and thus saying it. It’s respectful here but since it’s cringe to you and your culture, I take my comment back x

    • @thedutchest
      @thedutchest 3 года назад +116

      @@lauravampire1276 you are forgiven, I apriciate the gesture off course!! One of the best things about Americans IMO. People here ask you if youre going to a dress up party and tell you "huhuhuhu We cAn StIlL SeE YOu" xD

  • @DoobeeKind
    @DoobeeKind 3 года назад +91

    My mom thinking I’m having an asthma attack: 😱
    Me just trying to play flight of the bumblebee on my nails: 😐

  • @Lindseyisloony
    @Lindseyisloony 3 года назад +3

    Ben seems to enjoy ridiculous things a lot more now than he used to. I like seeing him participate in Cristine's shenanigans!

  • @Lilmunchkin01
    @Lilmunchkin01 2 года назад +1

    When Cristine was blowing through the straw it sounded like a seagull! 🤣🤣

  • @theknox7998
    @theknox7998 3 года назад +152

    The concern in mechies eyes as Cristine plays a straw flute is the same look my mother gave me when I was 4 and found a recorder

    • @oakestrees5122
      @oakestrees5122 2 года назад +7

      I found my old recorder like a week ago.
      I cannot begin to express how mad I made everyone in the house

  • @magicalworld9047
    @magicalworld9047 3 года назад +107

    Every time Cristine does nail art she acts like it's a rare mythological unicorn creature that we just discovered but she really does do nail art more frequently now. 🥰😇

  • @shueykat8014
    @shueykat8014 3 года назад +1

    Omg I actually love your intro so much

  • @phila9479
    @phila9479 3 года назад

    This has to be one of my favorite episodes I don't know why I just feel so relaxed watching it

  • @rowanthechaoticraccoon2579
    @rowanthechaoticraccoon2579 3 года назад +152

    Cristine - “Alright let’s do some nail art” 💅🏼
    Me *suspicious* - checking I’m on the right channel 😐

  • @neverfail9432
    @neverfail9432 3 года назад +238

    "You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should" -Jeff Goldblum

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 3 года назад

      Jeff Goldblum is one of the wisest people I know, he's right next to Iroh

  • @easyybreezeyy
    @easyybreezeyy 3 года назад +3

    Menchie looked so concerned 😂

  • @StabyStab
    @StabyStab 3 года назад +18

    As a band player...that is exactly how you play a flute, and that's exactly what they sound like

    • @StabyStab
      @StabyStab 2 года назад

      @Lacey Brooklynn uh?

  • @anaghamenon6567
    @anaghamenon6567 3 года назад +166

    Cristine: Just call me Daddy Long Nails😏
    Cristine's nail on her ring finger: And I took that personally
    **proceeds to fall off**

  • @ratedpgprettygay
    @ratedpgprettygay 3 года назад +455

    “Aren’t you glad you paid tuition?”
    *just finished an entire year of college online*
    *regrets it immensely*

    • @renjohnson4944
      @renjohnson4944 3 года назад +9

      Same though. Online college was such a waste of money

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- 3 года назад +7

      what? You didn't instantly lose all motivation _and_ fucks for school the second quarantine started and dropped out?

    • @varsea7393
      @varsea7393 3 года назад +1

      @@-VoDkAsVengeance- Sadly, no. I was not wise enough

    • @defnedemirhan2218
      @defnedemirhan2218 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Hp8vpa3EAQc/видео.html

    • @justjoannak
      @justjoannak 3 года назад

      Same tbh

  • @bakaichigo
    @bakaichigo 3 года назад +2

    @ 4:58 you can see the actress give a "WTF" face at her bloodspattered looking nails while Simply is roasting them, and it's life. Troom Troom, that subtle comedy... x'D

  • @bcorona642
    @bcorona642 3 года назад

    Omg ! I don't even do my nail i have to be super bored to see this but now I CAN'T STOP! LOL
    I love it

  • @Cottage_Shr00m
    @Cottage_Shr00m 3 года назад +182

    You should glue paintbrushes (or just the bristles) to you nails so you can do art with your nails.

    • @CrossoverGenius
      @CrossoverGenius 3 года назад +22

      …. troom troom should hire you? you are too powerful

    • @TotallyGlar
      @TotallyGlar 3 года назад +1

      YESSSSS

    • @danana4867
      @danana4867 3 года назад +1

      Or pieces of her hair from when Ben cuts it again, glued on like a paintbrush

    • @AmnaJoy
      @AmnaJoy 3 года назад +1

      AND THEN DO SOME NAIL ART!

    • @Cottage_Shr00m
      @Cottage_Shr00m 3 года назад +1

      @@AmnaJoy THATS THE PLAN

  • @saramcgrew
    @saramcgrew 3 года назад +46

    My dogs started barking when Christine played her flutes. 😂😂 Cristine, I think you definitely created dog whistles, not flutes. 😆💀🐶

  • @sandreaandrea
    @sandreaandrea 3 года назад

    My 5 year old just started watching troom troom type videos. But she was way more entertained by you blowing into a straw and Menchie's reaction to it, so we haven't lost her yet.

  • @flipswithmorgan9866
    @flipswithmorgan9866 3 года назад

    you're videos are the only ones I genuinely laugh at!

  • @bye2565
    @bye2565 3 года назад +505

    “Turn gossip girls into drink slaves” simply’s heaven.

  • @ikilledrobot
    @ikilledrobot 3 года назад +517

    "The last time he saw a vegetable is when he went home to Mommy?"
    Cristine, that is DARK 💀💀💀

    • @RamiaAnimorphis
      @RamiaAnimorphis 3 года назад +81

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was a bit surprised by that! XD I think she meant that his mom would feed him vegetables though. At least...I hope!

    • @tabithavanderpool418
      @tabithavanderpool418 3 года назад +38

      @@RamiaAnimorphis lmao 😂 I don't think she meant it that dark but that was my first thought to and I about died laughing like "you can't say that! Not you!"

    • @chickennuggets3186
      @chickennuggets3186 3 года назад +8

      @@tabithavanderpool418 ummm she can say whatever she wants this is a freeze peach country ://// (I'm jk I know what u mean lol)

    • @tabithavanderpool418
      @tabithavanderpool418 3 года назад +3

      @@chickennuggets3186 lmao 😂 I guess but isnt... she not in America? 🤣

    • @ghostiesoba9958
      @ghostiesoba9958 3 года назад +5

      Shes canadian

  • @Liesiemc2796
    @Liesiemc2796 3 года назад +2

    you even make my cat run away with the flute-

  • @PaulaLPope
    @PaulaLPope 3 года назад

    I'm cracking up! When you were making that weird reedy noise on your straw and Menchie ditched you, my cat (laying on my computer desk) also looked up at me because she could hear the noise through my headphones! HA!

  • @ripgreg8738
    @ripgreg8738 3 года назад +93

    The whole time Cristine was making the “flute” noises my dogs were very concerned for my well being

    • @jennyreed3331
      @jennyreed3331 3 года назад

      My dog was freaking out as well 😂

  • @oliviaali5239
    @oliviaali5239 3 года назад +178

    Is it just me or does the “Flute nails” sound like a vacuum cleaner when Cristine blows into them? 😆😆

  • @tayjanaejones17
    @tayjanaejones17 3 года назад

    hi cristine everytime i see your vids i go and make tea and watch your vid and drink tea as it make me feel warm and happy inside i love you sooooooooooooooooo much

  • @chiaribelitillaux2831
    @chiaribelitillaux2831 3 года назад

    Hi Cristine I just wanted to say that you always make me laugh with your videos and that you are a gem,so for anytime you feel bad remember who you are (an incredible person) 💛💛💛🌟🌟

  • @LoCat13
    @LoCat13 3 года назад +606

    cris those aren’t flutes, they’re recorders😫😩
    - a former flautist

    • @hazeld8016
      @hazeld8016 3 года назад +10

      I know the struggle is real😔

    • @KylaA5952
      @KylaA5952 3 года назад +7

      Ever heard of a pan flute?

    • @isabella1878
      @isabella1878 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @se1inq
      @se1inq 3 года назад +18

      @@KylaA5952 a pan flute doesn't look like that

    • @josierose7030
      @josierose7030 3 года назад +3

      THANK YOU IM ALSO A FLUTE PLAYER!!!

  • @murray22
    @murray22 3 года назад +74

    When the nail art comes back 😎

  • @shotbycupid3927
    @shotbycupid3927 3 года назад +4

    *plays loud squeaky noise*
    my cat: whomst has awoken the ancient one

  • @Jglabb
    @Jglabb 3 года назад

    I just bought some things from the Holo taco store and I can't wait to get them! You are very funny and I love your content so I'm happy to support you! Love your collections so I got the pastels collection along with some other things!! Keep doing the simply thing!