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  • @fluffybunny8673
    @fluffybunny8673 3 года назад +3930

    Random person: what are your plans for Saturday?
    Me:I'm just going to watch a 30 year old lady act like a 5 year old nail technician

    • @purrsndplants5444
      @purrsndplants5444 3 года назад +64

      Me: 26 year old who just graduated from medical school who is supposed to write job applications, instead watching RUclips and tiktoks all day

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 года назад +8

      I like beans

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 года назад +18

      @@purrsndplants5444 congrats!

    • @elizaseiler6556
      @elizaseiler6556 3 года назад +2

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @michelericca6728
      @michelericca6728 3 года назад +7

      @@purrsndplants5444 Congratulations 👏 and good luck with finding a job. It's great to take a mental health break, just remember to get back to it 😉

  • @abbyrwhite
    @abbyrwhite 3 года назад +9101

    Tell me why Cristine's first coat of water marble was PERFECT and then she ruined it by doing every other color at once 😭😭💀

    • @meharahuja8180
      @meharahuja8180 3 года назад +82

      IKRRRR

    • @msGirlyest
      @msGirlyest 3 года назад +121

      That's what the instruction video also did though 😅

    • @dayvas_992
      @dayvas_992 3 года назад +351

      @@msGirlyest it did each color separately. Now whether she said that is a different thing... lol

    • @vidyasainath8329
      @vidyasainath8329 3 года назад +19

      TELL ME WHY!!!!

    • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
      @bubblingbubztheklown5902 3 года назад +113

      She totally messed these up on purpose. Probably thought it would make a better video, but really this would have been waaaayyyy better if she did as good as the 1st one.

  • @nataleechase4184
    @nataleechase4184 3 года назад +1426

    “she’s blowing without protection?!!”
    -christine’s major quote of 2021

  • @jennachack
    @jennachack 3 года назад +3982

    “that’s a woman who talks like a baby” THE SHHADDEE

    • @ash5764
      @ash5764 3 года назад +149

      The TRUUUUTHH😂

    • @sydneyanne1241
      @sydneyanne1241 3 года назад +56

      dont even get me started 😂

    • @ash5764
      @ash5764 3 года назад +126

      @@zoemariie I hate her lol.

    • @PietroMaximoff.
      @PietroMaximoff. 3 года назад +17

      @@ash5764 why lol

    • @ash5764
      @ash5764 3 года назад +78

      @@PietroMaximoff. everything.

  • @No1PlutoSupporter
    @No1PlutoSupporter 3 года назад +2549

    “Understood the assignment but still failed” 😂🤣🤣🤣💀 I laughed sooo hard at that part w

    • @newmusic5346
      @newmusic5346 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nChEO2o6feE/видео.html 👀

    • @ca7842
      @ca7842 3 года назад

      Dead

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 года назад

      plz help stop Israel current war crimes against Palestinians, ironically it's because they have Nazi mentality GET INFORMATION BEFORE JUDGING Reddit is a great place to start, spread the message..

    • @anna_smithh
      @anna_smithh 2 года назад +1

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @kellylisicki8101
      @kellylisicki8101 2 года назад +2

      @@arabianprince7508 what does that have to do with the video?

  • @kaitlynjane3173
    @kaitlynjane3173 3 года назад +3230

    cutepolish: instructs for a watermarble without saying the word watermarble
    Cristine: *ptsd intensifies*

    • @yodoctor6175
      @yodoctor6175 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/75NrXOERPQU/видео.html

    • @user-nd9jw7ww3u
      @user-nd9jw7ww3u 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/8-orio_0QN4/видео.html

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 года назад

      plz help stop Israel current war crimes against Palestinians, ironically it's because they have Nazi mentality GET INFORMATION BEFORE JUDGING Reddit is a great place to start, spread the message.

    • @user-nt4wg5xl8x
      @user-nt4wg5xl8x 3 года назад +2

      tell me you're a witch without actually telling me you're a witch

    • @stinxss
      @stinxss 3 года назад +5

      These replies are killing me 😭

  • @SN-of5tu
    @SN-of5tu 3 года назад +522

    "Understood the assignment but still failed" sounds like something I'd tell my parents after coming home with 7 failed classes

    • @notseenontv4819
      @notseenontv4819 3 года назад +4

      Haha I don't like how I can relate to this

    • @sandalijha5927
      @sandalijha5927 3 года назад +1

      @@notseenontv4819 I know righttt

  • @JustTheWarning
    @JustTheWarning 3 года назад +389

    "that's a woman who talks like a baby" - shows SSSniperWolf 😂
    You threw the whole shade, didn't you beyn

    • @kkll1992
      @kkll1992 3 года назад +18

      I mean.. he isn't wrong

    • @izzytastics
      @izzytastics 2 года назад +4

      he ain’t wrong tho

  • @venyxnz
    @venyxnz 3 года назад +13040

    The polar bear in a snow storm always kills me

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 3 года назад +54

      Me too 🤣

    • @HuPlayzz
      @HuPlayzz 3 года назад +39

      LOL SAME

    • @VasteLocation
      @VasteLocation 3 года назад +140

      The polar bear in the snowstorm was the only simplynailogical's joke that even my bf was laughing along with me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @melemetcalf1681
      @melemetcalf1681 3 года назад +68

      It took me a minute. ACTUALLY was on the way to Google before I figured it out. 😂😩

    • @bluexsequoia9372
      @bluexsequoia9372 3 года назад +8

      Me too it’s too good

  • @emmaauh
    @emmaauh 3 года назад +3344

    I just realized how cristine is the COMPLETE opposite of other people that do nail art

    • @faizaakter1456
      @faizaakter1456 3 года назад +56

      That's why she is the most subscribed nail artist? Nail RUclipsr

    • @gravities
      @gravities 3 года назад +83

      @@faizaakter1456 barely anyone follows her for her nail art designs now

    • @emmaclaire4529
      @emmaclaire4529 3 года назад +11

      That’s what I like about her!❤️✨

    • @teszter704
      @teszter704 3 года назад +13

      One could say, Cristine is.... deviant? 😆

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 3 года назад +19

      @@teszter704 * resists urge to make crim statistics jokes that barely anyone would probably understand *

  • @RadiantPercival
    @RadiantPercival 3 года назад +430

    Me, who can't even paint my nails a solid color without getting it in my cuticles and on my fingertips: Damn, Cristene's really slipping with this heart design.

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 3 года назад +14

      Same 😂😂 these nail RUclipsrs are right when they say having a cleanup brush and acetone actually makes a world of a difference. My cleanup brush is an old makeup brush but I recommend getting one dedicated for nails so it doesn't fray from the acetone

    • @katlynbrown3548
      @katlynbrown3548 2 года назад +3

      IKR, even if I apply liquid latex for just a basic one color nail (i have shakey left hand which is nondominant so its better to apply it) I still get it in my cuticle or on the sides of my fingers.

  • @schwerelos00
    @schwerelos00 3 года назад +2006

    "how does she not peel up the color underneath?" maybe because she seems to actually be letting the polish dry completely instead of whatever cristine is doing😭

    • @NannyDiaries23
      @NannyDiaries23 3 года назад +46

      This!

    • @emmetthowell9265
      @emmetthowell9265 3 года назад +130

      I was thinking the same thing. Like you’re applying a new layer of polish you should let the one under it dry in the first place but also like yeah if it’s wet with or without a top coat it’s gonna peel it up

    • @yvonnespier290
      @yvonnespier290 3 года назад +173

      She said around 11:00 that she was not adding a top coat or waiting for the base polish to dry because she was not instructed to do so.

    • @taken4ever52309
      @taken4ever52309 3 года назад +72

      I understand she wanted to follow the directions of the video and that’s why she wasn’t adding a top coat or letting the polish dry before she put tape on but I’m pretty sure the one nail that she messed up and then covered the whole thing in glitter wasn’t in the directions of the video either. She was doing so good at first and then it went downhill.

    • @BabyBrightside7
      @BabyBrightside7 3 года назад +15

      This made me sooooo mad!!!

  • @kaylahaverty8683
    @kaylahaverty8683 3 года назад +4935

    “That’s a woman who talks like a baby” is killing me. I love Ben so much

    • @Gerd831
      @Gerd831 3 года назад +85

      ITS SSSNIPERWOLF

    • @kaylahaverty8683
      @kaylahaverty8683 3 года назад +212

      @@Gerd831 haha I know who she is, she does talk like a baby.

    • @krishasison8442
      @krishasison8442 3 года назад +15

      @@kaylahaverty8683 ig baby’s swear now :/ fun

    • @rainylakechick
      @rainylakechick 3 года назад +21

      its sssniperwolf and its BEYYNN not ben

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 3 года назад +252

      Ben is the most unexpected shady character in youtube and I love it

  • @lunawright1639
    @lunawright1639 3 года назад +5460

    Ever since I found this channel, I can’t say the words Ben or Wow properly😹😹
    *I was not expecting this to blow up, thank you so much. And hi Cristine, I love you, Beyyynn, Menchie and Zyler❤️

    • @diya5578
      @diya5578 3 года назад +40

      Girl same 🤣❤

    • @melodys9188
      @melodys9188 3 года назад +154

      YO STRAIGHT UP THOUGH I ALWAYS SAY 'weoOoooOoOoOOooww'

    • @Jukebox.Joellyyy
      @Jukebox.Joellyyy 3 года назад +27

      Sameee i even have my friends saying it lmao

    • @kirstensteyn5050
      @kirstensteyn5050 3 года назад +20

      Same, even my 1 year old says Wow like Cristina because it’s the only way I know how to say it now😂

    • @NikolettBabos
      @NikolettBabos 3 года назад +4

      Me neithet 😂💜

  • @chessiecat2684
    @chessiecat2684 3 года назад +84

    Since she keeps saying her own tutorials would be difficult to follow with only voice, I kinda want Ben to choose one of her own videos to do this with. He'd probably have to skip forward to the first step so Cristine couldn't go off the intro and remember which design it was.

  • @s_spiritstar
    @s_spiritstar 3 года назад +97

    When Christine was talking about wax paper, just remember that wax paper isn’t parchment paper. Parchment paper is okay in the oven, not wax paper.

    • @billyjean3118
      @billyjean3118 2 года назад +4

      lol I came here looking for this comment :D

  • @Dandygirl_94
    @Dandygirl_94 3 года назад +2710

    The fact ben got all of the right household items means he watched the video beforehand 😅 that's some true dedication right there.

    • @ash5764
      @ash5764 3 года назад +40

      That's what I was thinking 😂 We love Beyyyn💗

    • @vaidehisingh417
      @vaidehisingh417 3 года назад +27

      Or maybe he just checked the decryption box...

    • @maxdecember7485
      @maxdecember7485 2 года назад +44

      @@vaidehisingh417 ✨😌decryption😌✨

    • @rinreya9391
      @rinreya9391 2 года назад +2

      @@vaidehisingh417 ဆ

    • @cupcakeChristy
      @cupcakeChristy 2 года назад +19

      Of course he watched, who do you think picked the video for her? Lol

  • @anthropology1996
    @anthropology1996 3 года назад +805

    "Do your nails look like garbage? Just add some holo glitter. That's me. Holo trash." I have never resonated with a statement more.

    • @cascadianroots
      @cascadianroots 3 года назад +1

      Yessss 😂💕

    • @newmusic5346
      @newmusic5346 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nChEO2o6feE/видео.html 👀

    • @maddiebabz6316
      @maddiebabz6316 8 месяцев назад

      Literally read this as she said it

  • @olliebeetle
    @olliebeetle 3 года назад +82

    Even after 4 years of watching this channel, it still hasn’t lost its charm.

  • @helloyellow616
    @helloyellow616 2 года назад +11

    "sometimes even when you practice, you never improve" why did this hit me to the deepest 😭

  • @barbaradresch9638
    @barbaradresch9638 3 года назад +359

    Bobby Pin
    "It's Robert Pin to you." - Julien Solomita

    • @barbaradresch9638
      @barbaradresch9638 3 года назад +1

      @Kristin Scarlett after that I could never hear bobby pin without thinking about Julien 😂

  • @aryanbansal2
    @aryanbansal2 3 года назад +364

    Household items in Cristine's cupboard be like "finally getting out of this cupboard after so long "

    • @ariahazelwood3842
      @ariahazelwood3842 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂 "it's been 84 years"

    • @newmusic5346
      @newmusic5346 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nChEO2o6feE/видео.html 👀

  • @ssnekky
    @ssnekky 3 года назад +36

    5:43 “Ah! There’s been a murder”
    My mind since the polish was pink: *A body has been discovered!*

  • @ArisuOkami
    @ArisuOkami 3 года назад +23

    kind of wanted the "polar bear in a snowstorm" to be just white with black beady eyes and a nose xd

  • @kyndramb7050
    @kyndramb7050 3 года назад +958

    I'm glad Cristine keeps pointing out that noone ever says anything about putting a topcoat on before proceeding to do nail art/tape designs. I didn't know that for years and years and always wondered by it always looked like shit. Or to peel off tape while the polish is wet. I had assumed you wait for it dry, and... you guessed it... it looked like shit.

    • @coltjames9159
      @coltjames9159 3 года назад +76

      Bet they just *assume* you knew to add a top coat. lmao I didn't even know you needed a base coat or a top coat until a few years ago when I started watching Simply. XD

    • @raminta1122
      @raminta1122 3 года назад +26

      when I used to do my nails, I never applied topcoat before something else like peeling. I would let the first coat dry fully, and then if using tape taking the excess stickiness in my hand so it does not stick too harsh on the nail and when you remove it it leaves the design without ruining the first coat.

    • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
      @bubblingbubztheklown5902 3 года назад +7

      Well the people who have been watching Cristine from before she showed her face know about a quick dry top coat and waiting for polish to dry between coats. Cristine used the cat clock to beat it into our brains that you gotta wait between steps. Have you watched her ooooolllllddddddd videos ? If you haven't you should definitely watch the ones she has from before she used her voice.

    • @raminta1122
      @raminta1122 3 года назад +4

      @@bubblingbubztheklown5902 I did, I watched her videos the oooolllddd ones as well, followed her since before she showed her face. Just I didn't have kick dry topcoats, or the ones I bought didn't work. That is why I used to do them the way I described before

    • @raminta1122
      @raminta1122 3 года назад +1

      Quick****

  • @Prettylightskim
    @Prettylightskim 3 года назад +886

    Ben: "This is a woman that talks like a baby." Holo Lady: *starts talking*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +4

      I am the funniest RUclipsr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear sha

    • @finking8630
      @finking8630 3 года назад +30

      @@AxxLAfriku stfu❤️

    • @Prettylightskim
      @Prettylightskim 3 года назад +7

      @@AxxLAfriku Is this a Hex or something!?

    • @rynpretty4435
      @rynpretty4435 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku why?

    • @emilee_16
      @emilee_16 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku no one cares❤️🙂

  • @kstadlerova
    @kstadlerova 3 года назад +30

    This concept is absolutely GENIUS. Simply Saturdays are easily the best part of my week. Conquered only by Taco Tuesdays. Also, every time I see a white polish, I remember the polar bear in a snow storm lol

  • @randomjunk2131
    @randomjunk2131 3 года назад +43

    “She’s blowing without protection” -Cristine 2021

  • @alekbiar22
    @alekbiar22 3 года назад +625

    Cristine: so she’s doing a checked print
    Also Cristine: proceeds to not follow 🤣

    • @adylaar6708
      @adylaar6708 3 года назад +20

      Ok now i understand. Cristine heard it as checkmark not checkered hence creating a v line ✅

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 года назад +1

      plz help stop Israel current war crimes against Palestinians, ironically it's because they have Nazi mentality GET INFORMATION BEFORE JUDGING Reddit is a great place to start, spread the message..

    • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
      @bubblingbubztheklown5902 3 года назад +1

      Yeah Cristine even said "what's a checkerboard look like" and then 🙄 well.. idk what game of checkers she plays, but I learned how to do this from Cristine years ago so bs the look she made...

  • @courtneyhyde2007
    @courtneyhyde2007 3 года назад +417

    me the whole time yelling at cristine: THE NAIL POLISH CAN FULLY DRY WITHOUT A TACO

    • @Laura-bw1mv
      @Laura-bw1mv 3 года назад +39

      Right hahaha she didn’t even let it dry for a little bit?

    • @Rose-bz1sq
      @Rose-bz1sq 3 года назад +48

      Yes, that annoyed me too! I currently don't have a taco and can't get one, and I am still able to do designs... why... just take a pause for 5-10 mins and it would've been better if not completely fine

    • @nathaliamello1066
      @nathaliamello1066 3 года назад +4

      YESSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @CutTheCrapAndKissMe
      @CutTheCrapAndKissMe 3 года назад +9

      Ya.. saying that doesn’t even make sense. Like.. why the f wouldn’t it dry??

    • @sprinkles2847
      @sprinkles2847 2 года назад +6

      The video didn't say to let it dry!! The point of the video was following step by step to the technical aspects. Even in cristines old videos she showed a cat clock showing to wait for things to dry.

  • @tarasalad
    @tarasalad 3 года назад +16

    I love watching these. It also makes you appreciate the importance of having companies support technology for those that are visually impaired. 💗

  • @SilverAlaunt
    @SilverAlaunt 3 года назад +16

    Cristine: "I HATE hearts. I'm just not a hearts on nails kinda girl, ya know. 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A HEART!"
    Me: "just talk yourself into visuallizing them as cat ears, Cristine"

  • @erindixon4521
    @erindixon4521 3 года назад +517

    even the WHATTTTT at the start has me cracking up

  • @angles4307
    @angles4307 3 года назад +362

    I cannot get over how everytime Cristine mentions CutePolish or shows that channel page, she puts that particular boss music and gives Sandy sunglasses 😂😂😂

  • @sydneygilbert613
    @sydneygilbert613 3 года назад +17

    This just makes me so happy because I grew up watching you and now I’m a licensed cosmetologist and working as a nail tech🥺❤️

  • @eruhaben4932
    @eruhaben4932 3 года назад +14

    “Understod the assignment but still failed”
    Almost every kid in my history class

  • @EasterWitch
    @EasterWitch 3 года назад +298

    I just felt like sharing: I live on the ground floor, and this morning I woke up to a neighbors cat jumping from the ground to my open window where he proceeded to explore my entire room before jumping back outside again.

    • @Echo_Rin
      @Echo_Rin 3 года назад +32

      your floor has been blessed by toe beans

    • @foolgazer
      @foolgazer 3 года назад +14

      My neighbors cats have wandered into my place before if I leave my door open, and it makes my day. One of their cats is the type to demand your attention and incessantly rub all over you and it's just the BEST.

    • @queensunny5128
      @queensunny5128 3 года назад +6

      The neighbourhood cats all know me cuz I give them food,and if I leave my door my house will be FILLED with cats

    • @iniyama
      @iniyama 3 года назад +1

      You're living the dream

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 года назад +1

      So cute. Nosy little bean!

  • @kajixxi
    @kajixxi 3 года назад +410

    "so she's blowing without protection?"
    - Cristine, 2021
    (woah this has over 300 likes??!)

    • @jaelyn2228
      @jaelyn2228 3 года назад +5

      Came to comment this lol. 5:08 for anyone wondering

    • @parshatee5578
      @parshatee5578 3 года назад +8

      Was looking for this comment ✌🏾🤡

    • @kajixxi
      @kajixxi 3 года назад +4

      i mean u don't technically need protection when blowing...stay safe peeps

    • @arabianprince7508
      @arabianprince7508 3 года назад

      plz help stop Israel current war crimes against Palestinians, ironically it's because they have Nazi mentality GET INFORMATION BEFORE JUDGING Reddit is a great place to start, spread the message..

    • @moonbyulswife3990
      @moonbyulswife3990 3 года назад +1

      NOOOO💀💀💀

  • @Satunei
    @Satunei 3 года назад +16

    “If you wanna see more nail art designs don’t forget to subscribe!” Ma’am what? That’s the last thing I expect to see on this channel!

  • @Aiodiam
    @Aiodiam Год назад +2

    I am so happy to see simply's videos recommended in youtubes nail promo. I know she isnt really a nail channel much anymore but I still love to see her content and really dont care all that much about doing my nails

  • @TiffYG2133
    @TiffYG2133 3 года назад +2987

    I lol'd pretty hard when Beynn was casually throwing shade at SSSniperwolf

    • @donnavalentine6515
      @donnavalentine6515 3 года назад +79

      Same. Also came to the comments for this. 😂

    • @nex3881
      @nex3881 3 года назад +68

      Not me who think that Christine and Sniperwolf’s voice sound similar , I am dying 💀😂

    • @pilgrim.on.a.narrow.road.
      @pilgrim.on.a.narrow.road. 3 года назад +33

      😂😂Ben is my spirit animal

    • @jessicacarranza2959
      @jessicacarranza2959 3 года назад +3

      Hello friends

    • @I_D_K_
      @I_D_K_ 3 года назад +6

      @@GhostPlaysRoblox_0 i don't know i like her👉🏼👈🏼

  • @sahanasivakumar6809
    @sahanasivakumar6809 3 года назад +126

    Polar bear in a snowstorm is still iconic😂❤️

  • @jessv2572
    @jessv2572 3 года назад +50

    Cristine: 2016 cristine would have made a drug joke rn
    Cristine 30 sec before: oh no she’s bowing without using protection!!

  • @9.ilinca.6
    @9.ilinca.6 Год назад +2

    it's 2023 and i'm still watching the legend do her nails

  • @kaylavega6875
    @kaylavega6875 3 года назад +985

    The fact that Cristine and safiya both uploaded a video today really gives me life

    • @starsaur6664
      @starsaur6664 3 года назад +17

      They should do a collab where they both wear foot-long nails

    • @saralexi1420
      @saralexi1420 3 года назад +7

      @@starsaur6664 but don't say anything and let the audience figure it out
      😂😂

    • @kalliefairchild5483
      @kalliefairchild5483 3 года назад +2

      Same Sis!!!

    • @lynettemiller6519
      @lynettemiller6519 3 года назад +4

      And they're both so classic

    • @Kendrakenani
      @Kendrakenani 3 года назад +2

      Yes-😭

  • @dougienuggie
    @dougienuggie 3 года назад +182

    I’m so happy cristine still has her traditional nail polish spill intro video thing. It’s so iconic.

  • @emilyward4388
    @emilyward4388 3 года назад +5

    Lmaoo “it’s a woman who talks like a baby” “is it cookie swirl c?”
    I thought that was so funny because my 5yr old daughter watches cookie swirl c🤣❤️

  • @raykalaw8863
    @raykalaw8863 3 года назад +1

    ok but like Ben has been SHADING every youtuber and im living for it

  • @millylarz
    @millylarz 3 года назад +712

    Cristine: wait so she's blowing without protection?
    My husband: 👀😳
    Me: Relax it's Simply Nailogical
    Husband: just nods in acknowledgement 🤣🤣🤣

    • @az6604
      @az6604 3 года назад +31

      I stan your husband ✊😌
      Hope you have a good day

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Gidgimmortal
      @Gidgimmortal 3 года назад +24

      My husband's reaction was to run into the room to see what he was missing. Lol

    • @newmusic5346
      @newmusic5346 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/nChEO2o6feE/видео.html 👀

  • @karalhoqgay1039
    @karalhoqgay1039 3 года назад +2175

    "how her nail polish didn't peel with the tape?" cris... she just let it dry
    .
    .
    edit- I understand she didn't have time to let it dry without the taco, it takes hours, but it doesn't change the fact that the "hack" works. she just didn't do it right.

    • @carolineferchenbauer4992
      @carolineferchenbauer4992 3 года назад +173

      right.. that was so upsetting

    • @capric0rpse
      @capric0rpse 3 года назад +168

      I feel like she tried really hard to mess this up on purpose 🤮

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 года назад +7

      LOL ikr 😆

    • @Iloveidek12
      @Iloveidek12 3 года назад +164

      @@capric0rpse i love her but totally got the vibe that she went into it wanting it to look bad lol like the little things, tearing the foil up with the tweezers vs cutting shapes with the scissors. Little things vastly changed the outcomes lol

    • @high_stakes_ikea7087
      @high_stakes_ikea7087 3 года назад +244

      @@capric0rpse she did say she was being a smart ass about the directions so yeahhh lol- if she ain't saying to let it dry cristine wasn't gonna (just like not putting the glossy taco when she knew she should). a lot funnier to watch this way anyways though! dont think anyone comes here for actual knowledge and good nail art at this point and i dig it 😂

  • @9206156175
    @9206156175 3 года назад +4

    I did not realize this was a new video and I was just planning to rewatch some highly rewatchable content

  • @rabailkhan9817
    @rabailkhan9817 3 года назад +59

    Last time Cristine tried so hard. This time I feel like she didn't even try.

    • @applegrease__
      @applegrease__ 3 года назад +7

      she didn’t even let the layers of polish dry and claimed “i’m just following instructions” like girly letting it dry is implied.

  • @juliaionescu5915
    @juliaionescu5915 3 года назад +188

    "If my nails look like shit, I was just following instructions"- Cristine 2021

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 3 года назад +58

    "You are blowing without protection?"
    That didn't come across as a covid joke in my mind

  • @NanaMuffinLady
    @NanaMuffinLady 3 года назад +28

    "she's blowing without protection?"
    I died laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Rat-he5fq
    @Rat-he5fq 3 года назад +223

    When she goes “WhAaT!” In the beginning I just died

  • @justanotherotaku7081
    @justanotherotaku7081 3 года назад +301

    „How does she not peel the color underneath up?“ ....is this really so difficult? She waits for it to dry before she continues! 😂😂😂😂 gotta Love simply! 😂😂😂

    • @lilliematthews7922
      @lilliematthews7922 3 года назад +33

      How long do you need to wait then? Because I’ve waited around 20 minutes until the polish seemed very dry and things still go wrong if it’s not sealed. I do usually use really cheap polish, so that may be a factor too.

    • @skylerjade16
      @skylerjade16 3 года назад +18

      @@lilliematthews7922 if I do anything on top of nail polish like that, I let it dry fully for at least 2 hours. 20 mins will still leave the underneath wet

    • @jessijaneway5093
      @jessijaneway5093 3 года назад +17

      @@skylerjade16 2 hours!!! At that point why not just add the quick dry top coat?

    • @skylerjade16
      @skylerjade16 3 года назад +9

      @@jessijaneway5093 oh no I do lol. But there have been times where I did not own a quick dry so I just took it in steps and let things fully dry first

    • @mosaic2476
      @mosaic2476 3 года назад +11

      She never said to leave the polish to dry in the video

  • @whatifieatedsoap
    @whatifieatedsoap 3 года назад +1

    The polar bear in a snowstorm part caused me PHYSICAL PAIN

  • @no1legobatmanfan
    @no1legobatmanfan 3 года назад +4

    i’ll never forget the polar bear in the snowstorm 😭😭

  • @erinlisaaulfinger9594
    @erinlisaaulfinger9594 3 года назад +50

    I think a takeaway from this video (and the voiceover only trend in general) is more than just the importance of visuals, but that we must advocate for clear and precise instructions in tutorial videos. Those who cannot see the video and have to rely solely on the voice should still be able to carry out the task as well!

    • @katlynbrown3548
      @katlynbrown3548 2 года назад +5

      Yeh, like someone who may have visual impairments. The instructions were pretty clear but I think that she needs to include the fact that top coats and letting the polish dry is important becuz it seems like she left that out... But I have never watched it and with the power of editing we only say the nail art and not anything else.

  • @mobuckey
    @mobuckey 3 года назад +62

    Will we get a Ben-board update? Genuinely curious if there was more traffic to the site or some funny stories from Ben's new modeling career. Love y'all and the cats

  • @emily.khalil
    @emily.khalil 3 года назад +2

    The shade thrown at Lia😭 lollll 😂😂

  • @morbidcel
    @morbidcel 2 года назад +1

    literally my comfort youtuber, come back to her every few months.

  • @sheherandcattos
    @sheherandcattos 3 года назад +104

    Ben -"That, the woman who talks like a baby."
    Sssiper wolf- "Don't be shy! Take my name.."
    Baby- "That's inligal!!"
    Me- 😂😂😂

  • @catastrophe__s
    @catastrophe__s 3 года назад +54

    I can’t believe it’s been YEARS since she last did this XD

  • @soulfall
    @soulfall 3 года назад +10

    "She's blowing without protection?!"
    ~Cristine 2021

  • @x2DxNoodlexFanx
    @x2DxNoodlexFanx 3 года назад +49

    i miss when cutepolish was actually cutepolish... she’s hardly ever in her own videos :(

    • @MakerBayfield
      @MakerBayfield 2 года назад

      i always go back and watch her videos from 2012, so nostalgic

  • @jennifermurray8103
    @jennifermurray8103 3 года назад +23

    I love that I said wow at work the other day and a new girl turned around and said "Simply??", I showed my pastel holo nails to her and now have a new work friend

  • @katharinachristina9861
    @katharinachristina9861 3 года назад +57

    As soon as she had to do water marble I knew exactly why Ben choose this particular video

  • @claireisacamel
    @claireisacamel 3 года назад +1

    I appreciate that you swatch and prototype on naked nails. As a person who raaarreelllyy can find a base coat when I’m painting my nails, I appreciate that you ensure it’ll work on naked nails, too!

  • @crazyhuman214bleh5
    @crazyhuman214bleh5 3 года назад +2

    Your nail polish I ordered showed up a few days ago and I’m so hyped it looks stunning it’s the best formula I’ve ever seen !

  • @LU-qr3kh
    @LU-qr3kh 3 года назад +128

    "If you don't use them, you lose them". Cristine after all the videos on this channel I think you may have reached the second half of that sentence.

  • @sipulikorva8717
    @sipulikorva8717 3 года назад +105

    "I'm not a hearts on nails kinda girl"
    I can see why.

  • @piperwynn570
    @piperwynn570 3 года назад +2

    When u get to hear that classy intro every time😏NEVER gets old.

  • @lanaelise4464
    @lanaelise4464 3 года назад +3

    "If you don't use em, you lose em" ... I can see that as she let absolutely nothing dry even a bit as she went 🤣

  • @jordynkastelic5791
    @jordynkastelic5791 3 года назад +20

    I saw this thumbnail and was like “I remember this video” and then I saw that it was posted half an hour ago

  • @BARKZIM
    @BARKZIM 3 года назад +95

    I have never wanted to my nails, and never have been interested in nails in general, but Cristine(wit no h) is one of my favourite youtubers

  • @julietteferrars3097
    @julietteferrars3097 2 года назад +1

    Can I just say, I really appreciate those sequin pillows. 💜 And your Shania Twain cover was pure perfection!

  • @beebs20001
    @beebs20001 4 месяца назад +2

    “We’re not looking!!..”
    “Menchies looking..”
    I don’t think Menchie even knows she’s a cat

  • @cottoncandy856
    @cottoncandy856 3 года назад +178

    Cristine: *Wants to do nail art*
    Ben: i'm gonna destroy this man's whole career
    *Sssniperwolf playing slowly in the background*

    • @bluw_star3
      @bluw_star3 3 года назад

      Is this cookieSwirlC?

    • @TheRainyKingdom
      @TheRainyKingdom 3 года назад

      @@bluw_star3 yes

    • @klara05
      @klara05 3 года назад +2

      I was looking for a comment that mentioned sssniperwolf glad I finally found it :)

  • @beetroten7178
    @beetroten7178 3 года назад +84

    take a shot every time Cristine says “WHAT”

    • @mwaahh
      @mwaahh 3 года назад +3

      I LEGALLY CANT but I will drink water

    • @nicolassycamore
      @nicolassycamore 3 года назад +4

      i’m drunk now thanks

    • @theripoffsiri9833
      @theripoffsiri9833 3 года назад +1

      Thanks I’m full of water now 😃👍

  • @zazabae2154
    @zazabae2154 3 года назад +1

    Idc what anybody says, simply nailogical is the funniest person I've come across

  • @gravescrisp7638
    @gravescrisp7638 3 года назад +1

    I think videos like this are a good example and reason that tutorial videos should be made accessible to everyone! Visually impaired people may want to enjoy this content too, so having detailed and clear instructions are a good way to make your content more accessible.

  • @niamhworrell3334
    @niamhworrell3334 3 года назад +99

    Cristine: a tragedy has struck my middle finger
    Me: 💀😂

  • @OrbPrincessYT
    @OrbPrincessYT 3 года назад +57

    All screen reader users are like "see how bad ppl are at doing descriptive voice overs now?!" lmao

    • @hailey.hah01
      @hailey.hah01 3 года назад +5

      Yes! Was just about to say this as a screen reader user lol

  • @PrettyMuchJenny
    @PrettyMuchJenny 3 года назад

    Yes!! I love that you did this again! The first video is one of my faves to rewatch

  • @thyseer
    @thyseer 10 месяцев назад +12

    wow sssniperwolf Burn before Jack said shit

    • @thyseer
      @thyseer 8 месяцев назад +2

      I don't remember writing this lol

  • @GayPanicAtTheDisco1
    @GayPanicAtTheDisco1 3 года назад +49

    I’m jealous of people who can keep their nails long, I can’t keep mine long because of my ✨unhealthy habits✨

    • @maquiavelich
      @maquiavelich 3 года назад +3

      I only learned how to start growing my nails last year, I was so afraid of getting c*vid that I stopped biting my nails by not putting my hands on my mouth. Before that I spent 19 years of my life dreaming with the day they would finally grow.
      Also, taking care of them and always having nail polish on it helps a lot!

    • @GayPanicAtTheDisco1
      @GayPanicAtTheDisco1 3 года назад +3

      @@maquiavelich I mean I can grow out my nails and I’ve done it before, but I try not to simply because of my excoriation. Long nails are wonderful to have, but they make it really easy to scratch at your skin-

    • @maquiavelich
      @maquiavelich 3 года назад +2

      @@GayPanicAtTheDisco1 oh I can't even imagine how bad that would be :/

    • @GayPanicAtTheDisco1
      @GayPanicAtTheDisco1 3 года назад +1

      @@maquiavelich Yeah, it’s sucks but, what can ya do? Ya know-

    • @bonniefazbear1987
      @bonniefazbear1987 3 года назад +1

      Mood, nothing acrylics can't fix at least as a synthetic option

  • @practicallycreative6115
    @practicallycreative6115 3 года назад +17

    The box of supplies Ben brought for Cristine to use was really cute. As Cristine said, it was like an activity kit.

  • @ninivassoly9416
    @ninivassoly9416 3 года назад +1

    I HAVR WAITED SO LONG FOR DISSSSSS

  • @TheLagziel
    @TheLagziel 3 года назад

    NO WAY it was my favorite video i cant believe she create it again thank you simply.

  • @eshaahmed_xo4200
    @eshaahmed_xo4200 3 года назад +43

    “Could’ve been cleaner, but I guess I’m dirty “😏😂😂😂

  • @bananabuttonyt
    @bananabuttonyt 3 года назад +31

    Therapist: it can't hurt you-
    Cristine: but it does-
    Polar Bear in a snowstorm: holo there ✌️😜

  • @bubblingbubztheklown5902
    @bubblingbubztheklown5902 3 года назад +2

    Omg Cristine you went out of your way to screw up the splatter, both scotch tape, the hearts, the colorful marble, the glitter burst, the ones using painters tape, and the tin foil (duuuude she said cut and you stabbed).
    I learned how to do all these hacks from YOUR channel years before Polish Mountain and saying "we know what to do, but she didn't say" seems like a cop-out. Like at this point anyone listening to the directions would still know to LET THE POLISH DRY.
    I can't "like" this video 😭

  • @holly2752
    @holly2752 2 года назад

    I used to watch you 24/7 when I was 9-12 and now I’m back at 16 🤍 one of the best youtubers I know!

  • @linemortensen9254
    @linemortensen9254 3 года назад +17

    She needs to do this with one of her OLD nail art tutorials and see how it would go😂

  • @ashlinero
    @ashlinero 3 года назад +57

    “I’m mostly impressed been knows what a boby Pin is” 😂 And I was probably a little bit of a smart ass in school as well - Haydee

    • @Skittl1321
      @Skittl1321 3 года назад +2

      He could see it on the video though. So maybe he didn't?

    • @ashlinero
      @ashlinero 3 года назад +1

      @@Skittl1321 Maybe

    • @youngtaco6517
      @youngtaco6517 3 года назад

      Lol u put too e's for Ben

    • @wendylostunicorn4793
      @wendylostunicorn4793 3 года назад +1

      @@youngtaco6517 lol you spelled two wrong

    • @ashlinero
      @ashlinero 2 года назад

      @Maci Zora good idea!!! 💡

  • @Tyishi1
    @Tyishi1 3 года назад +2

    Video: carefully cuts the foil
    Cristine: STABSTABSTAB

  • @galaxeyplayz1775
    @galaxeyplayz1775 3 года назад +5

    ‘That’s a woman who talks like a baby’ 😂😂😭😭

  • @Witch.of.the.bog.
    @Witch.of.the.bog. 3 года назад +21

    Who else was here last time she did this 2 years ago. I can't believe I've been watching this channel consistently for more than 2 years