Kinect - ProJared
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- Опубликовано: 25 дек 2010
- Kinect - ProJared
There's no way Microsoft would pass up on the Motion Control Money Train. ProJared flails around like an idiot do determine if the fancy camera is truly worth it.
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The older video quality and his hair make this look like a 90s sitcom
ikr lol
Carter Pike ikr lel
"Replaces Projared intro with Full House Intro"
I do love his old intro music
+OweeMan_TIB Isn't it still the same? T_T
I love how the camera quality and logo design make this look like a show from the late 90s.
+Nuclearxpotato One might even go so far as to include the theme song in those qualifiers.
+Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! he reminds me of what spoony use to be thats why I watch it
+Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! I think it's the hair that's doing it for me.
+Nuclearxpotato You forgot about his hair. So nineties.
+Nuclearxpotato Yeah, but in a good, endearing way for me.
So... Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jared's sick dance moves during the Dance Central part?
Absolutely! I wish I could dance like him, because he's killing it
@@DrDolan2000 I thought he was joking about it being the best game until he actually made it the best possible game for Kinect ever I guess
Makes his game of choice in Asagau Academy perfect.
game: do you want to feed your animal?
proJared: no
zack thomason no one wants to. It's a chore. Also animals suck
Death by Comedy Cemetarial Association , well everything in the world, living or none living sucks
lifefinder 12
Holly: do you want to feed my vag
proJared: Yeah
@Shammies Armstrong this didn't age well
No, because the game is boring and lame.
holy fuck jared can dance
I know it is so weird.
RetroRampage he really has got some moves
All gamers have moves Im great at dance central yet ive nver taken lessons but I can beat my sister who jas
SHENRON FROM DBZ has
SHENRON FROM DBZ Speak for yourself. I've been gaming all my life and I have as much rhythm as a blind... you know, I can't come up with a good enough analogy for how bad I am at dancing.
The saddest part:
Rare is responsible for some of these games
Not solely responsible.
Rare i'snt to blame, Microsoft bought them out, so basically, it's Microsoft's fault
but rare made them
Pkoswald
Yeah, but it's not the same people or the same leadership. The only things that stayed the same were the name and the IPs they own.
ChibiTails Yeah- Microsoft makes Rare make crappy Kinect games that they didn't have time to polish, unlike games like Goldeneye, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Killer Instinct(1994),Banjo Kazooie, and Donkey Kong Country.
Watching all of ProJared's video's gang rise up
*rises le epicly*
Hell yes brother
Without a doubt Brotherrrr.
🍪
I was getting sick of sitting anyway.
Watching this like 7 years later.....I've come to the conclusion that Jared does not age.
DaRipperZipper He must be a vampier
Or maybe it's because he's only in his 20s
Is it just Jared or the rest of them? PBG SpaceHamster and brutalmoose hasn't changed much at all they are vampires and pretty awesome and good looking ones
@@actor765 That might just come true
@@57yearoldjamesbond yeah... that was a regrettable comment
A downside of the Kinect: When you're furious, you might not have a controller you can throw at the TV.
It could save you a fortune on screen repairs though.
Until I decide to punch through it instead. :P
Jimmy Brickfilm
I guess with the medical expenses it ends up costing even more. When in doubt use a remote?
When in doubt, buy a stress ball.
Or a stress heart that I got at a Union Mission. You know what they say... *crushes stress heart*
LOVE HURTS!!!
Jimmy Brickfilm I have done that to my computer... it is a lot studier than I thought it would be
Sooooo...post-controversy...that ending is even funnier. I mean, in a good way.
the entire comment section is kind of a disgrace
I did not need that naked Projared pic in my life (since I prefer seeing him as a blue shirted ProFessional) but yeah that part is funny.
DAMN! You beat me to it haha!
He's so consensual about it😂
Yeah, right? XD
I love how this episode really feels like you're just hanging out with a friend, rather than simply listening to a review. I think that's neat
Just talking shit about the kinect with a friend sounds like an average hangout for me
I'm not gonna lie, I've had a trash day, but seeing Jared play Dance Central made it a good day
Tyler J. Bosse same here man, came back to watch all of Jared's stuff to cheer me up just because he's awesome!!
true
Thats good :D
indeed 👌🏼
Me too...
Have you ever had that feeling of revisiting old videos from famous RUclipsrs and go "Wow, this dude/dudette has changed a lot"... you just don't get that with Jared xD he looks the same now that 4 years ago.
...And will probably look the same 4 years from now
The only difference is the shirt.
is it weird ive been doing this exact thing at the same time
***** My god he always looks so board. Unless he's annoyed
Mortal gamers are so 2009.
Is thst what the kids are calling it now Jared, petting your imagination
Calling what that? Could be drugs or masturbation. Maybe both!
+The Comedy Bros. sex ya dingus
+robert chilson it's masturbation sex and drugs all at once!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And playing air instruments.
Woah! This used to cost 150$? I got my Kinect in a clearance bin for 20$. That's probably why I enjoyed this too much.
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I got it for $25 used at gamestop
my grandma bought it for me for my birthday for $100... and even after the 1000th time, I still love using my voice to go through the menus
You must be talking about the actually camera the console is obviously still a steep price
I got mine.........for free this dude just gave it XD
Three down. Let the binge continue.
I just love how you look like the most awesomely normal person in existance.
Well, I think he's sexy as hell, so there.
...alright, maybe not that sexy.
ahah ikr
+NebulaK Weird that I keep seeing you in nearly every video I watch too.
Small world huh?
With super combed hair and stylin clothes
QuillConfirmed who doesn’t want to see jared naked, that’s the real question
Here's a friendly reminder that Jared is innocent
😆
Lies!
Hi, y'all.
Riiiiiight 😉😂
@@beautyindarkness8146 thank you geez.. someone finally gets the ruse
Re-watching in support
Can we just acknowledge how good of a dancer Jared is 😂👍🏻
IKR?
Jared bustin' dem moves
Tell me about it
I love how good he is at dance central. I never really think of Jared as someone into games like that, but I’m always left in awe when I see him flawlessly pull off the dances.
He should start a dancing channel!
Well, maybe. It would be an interesting direction
Darn I wanted to see Jared do Kinect Star Wars.
jontron.
even better! i want to see him play the Steel batalion: get your F*cking hands off that!
on the kinect.
KSW is probably the best Kinect game,and even that was a broken mess.
***** They just couldn't keep me from sayin' it!
Crimson Graphite Oh yeah, it was grommet this, grommet that, seriously, what the f*ck does grommet mean?!
These old ProJared videos feel so nostalgic. I've rewatched these things so many times
TomahawkGaming that's how I feel about old Angry Video Game Nerd episodes too
You better cherish these videos now, since we're probably never gonna see them again in a few weeks
@@khalilnoelgevana3915 someone probably downloaded them all
@@khalilnoelgevana3915 oof, that didn't age well huh?
@@SickBoyOC I prefer Irate Gamer. ProJared is cool though!
RIP Kinect.
The star that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.
This bulb was out from the start.
@@tturgs3643 The Kinect was actually really good. it's just that so little actually ever took any real advantage of it. And core software wise they advanced it quite a bit even from the time of this video. it's just that there was a lack of various kinds of support for it and reticence due to some false rumors that went around about it.
@@Quandry1 Steel Battalion kinda made me hate the kinect
@@Quandry1 Kinect right now is really good when you want full body tracking in virtual reality. It has a delay, yeah, but it's the cheapest working solution
really the only games that I feel made good use of the kinect were dance games, I haven't played all of them but at least Hip Hop experience and Dance central really went with it @@Quandry1
holy shit jared you activated my kinect when you said xbox
guess your mic must spot on
Lol Jared rules all, commands all - Xbox's, anyway XD
*ECKS BAUX!*
*ECKS BAUX!*
+bob bread The good science of Echology brought us this comment.
+TheBlazeXfire Eechhology
+bob bread *thrusts chest forward*
Jared: "It's hard to recommend."
Microsoft: "Let's make the Kinect required to play our new console!"
“New slim 360”
Damn, I feel old
Same
Anybody else going on a marathon because of his newest video
Me!
Same here.
Trying to
Will Jones me
watch and like every video
The internet's really fucked up my sensibilities. For some reason, I thought it was really cute watching Jared move his couch.
Do it... have a thing for thin guys doing heavy lifting or something now? Fucking internet.
+JoeytheJoeyX3 Not to mention how adorable it is watching him dance around with his favorite game out of the bunch of bad bananas.
+JoeytheJoeyX3 Depends on whether or not you wanna see those pictures
+JoeytheJoeyX3 Oh, so that's what you like about him for no reason. I find his voice sexy, and also British accents.
Sir Fur He's funny, which is something that goes a long way for me. When I see funny people and characters that I enjoy getting to have fun themselves, it just comes off as really adorable to me.
Then there's the fact that I admittedly do find him pretty cute. It's complicated lol.
He won't break your heart like a woman will. 😔
how is it that the on screen character dancing looks sorta cool, yet Jared doing the same exact moves looks like a huge dork?
Lens flare!
Because Jared just oozes an aura of dorkiness around him. Not the bad kind either, the entertaining kind.
What do you mean? Jared looks like a total stud when he was dancing.
He looked like a baller when he was dancing
His fighting stance looks like Sub-Zero from the original Mortal Kombat
lol
More like Liu Kang
More like Hwoarang from Tekken
More like Sauron from Primal Rage.
Clouds Zenbrk Oh god xD
Came back to this after his most recent video, and I can finally watch 12:35 again without feeling awkward. :3
Happy for you XO
Drago 303 unrelated but I won’t unsubscribe from you and you can’t make me
@@mr.azizsshitposts well... You're right TuT
I'm not sure if it's intentional, but everything you do on the kinect is comedy gold. You're hilarious to watch man. That dancing had me in stitches.
1) Wii
2) PS Move
3) Not the Kinect
4) Kinect
+Shawn Babcock Well, Kinectimals was really good.
+Hudson Tyler it was fun for 30 mins. I have it and played it only 3 times and never touched it since. Well all my Kinect games I haven't touched in years
Sometimes I think people hate for the sake of it being funny. Kinect was better than all of those. Everything else you named could be cheated by just standing there moving your hands and nothing more. My fam and friends have all those. The games should've kept pumping out, but people were too lazy to play it. Then didn't read the instructions on how to get the best line of sights for it or the zoom if you lived in a small area like I did for a bit. Once you have it set up to read you well, there's nothing wrong with it. It boils down to how lazy are you and how lazy people are in general to make bad reviews and the makers read those reviews or check there sales seeing that Americans are too fat to play. So why make more games? The Kinect is awesome. Never had a problem with it
Idk. Sonic Free Riders was cool. But anyhow, the game worked. I still play it. I've played all of them. Kinect requires great lighting and a bit of space and for people to not be lazy. After that, it works perfectly. The game choices sucked, because like I said, people not following instructions to make it work properly, which they give in details. And those people give bad reviews. Other people listen and don't try it or have tried it, but already with bad thoughts about it. Following also with the bad set up and lazy attitude. Sales suck, and makers don't want to waste their time. Any problems with readings from the Kinect were fixed for me by changing a light bulb from energy efficient to standard, opening or closing blinds. Changing clothes. Because the light will reflect off my white shirt too harsh for the kinect to pick up. Or too dark of clothing won't read well. After you adjust your space and the readings, then the only problem is the game choice. And that's on us as consumers. We treat it like shit, so makers won't try anymore. that's it.
Okay. Good for you I guess
Is this video the inspiration for Asagao Academy Jared to play dancing games? Because Jared's rocking Dance Central!
here's the comment I was looking for
I wouldn't be surprised if this were the case :D
This video made me sad that the Normal Boots guys don't actually compete in tournaments :'(
*ahem*
He rocking more than 1 thing right now
Lol
Im glad Jared finally released that video adressing the claims. Now memers can go
They have a crippling allergy to "facts". They just want to take somebody down and get their dopamine rush for the day, when they get humiliated they just find a new grift to play along with for a few adclicks, and then they complain about demonetization lol
The dis-kinect more like it
Ayy
lmao
burn
I prefer Xbox over PlayStation but the Kinect is absolute trash. It just sits next to my tv collecting dust
He dis-kinected from his wife
Damn, I forgot how well Jared could dance.
Jared is dancing along with the game, without shame, and I just have no questions about it
@@servbote8312 *FAKE NEWS*
@@servbote8312 sup shit kid
Don’t mind me, just binge watching proJared to support him.
Binge away, my comrade. 🫡
@@grantwilliams2571and here's the comment 6 months later saying you know hes innocent and you'll hate him anyway because it's fun. You are prove not everyone is equal and shouldn't be free.
@@battlecry75 But I'm not like that anymore...
I've changed, and will support PeoJared from here on out.
@@grantwilliams2571 You deleted the comment and then called him "peo"jared. You either misspelled it or you're proof that true scum and villainy really exists. We need another Holy Crusade
I honestly think Kinnect Adventures is a proper laugh if you have a mate with you playing it!
true man true
yeah i liked it
kinnect sports is whole diffreent story
dido
4 years down the road and the only games worth playing on the Kinect remain "Dance Central" and "Just Dance".
Let me rephrase that: Just Dance and Dance Central are the only games worth buying a Kinect exclusively to play. Gunstringer is a competent game that suffers from the fact that its Kinect-integration is extremely superficial and gimmicky. A non-Kinect-based version wouldn't be that much worse for wear.
I couldnt agree with you more but Thats also because im a rhythm game enthusiast
I will never tire of seeing Jared dancing 😁
Neither will I. 💃😃
I started binging this guy after the scandal he went through. Never cared about him - at ALL - but hot damn I love a good redemption arc. Turns out, he's actually pretty damn entertaining.
You have my sword, Jared.
the only reason you buy a Kinect is for dance central
For fruit ninja.
wait theres a fruit ninja port on Kinect??
that is brilliant
Brilliant. Fantastic. Supercalifragilisticexpiladoushas. Fanstinkingtabulas. ERMYGERD
Amy Rose Even more. Is one of the few games that doesn't requires a frigging dance hall to play. Since it only need to see your upper part of your body. And is very fun to play with anyone else!
DANCE CENTRAL FTW
How come Jared's old videos look lile they were from the 90's?
***** Almost all videos over 5 years old look like they were from the 90s. I would also assume Jared was just starting out and didn't have the much more improved camera equipment that he does today.
Because he had a shit camera
At least it looks old-school.
His semi-mullet didn't help much either.
Because they were. He is clearly a timw traveller.
7:17
"Are you an adventurer?!"
And then Jared's inner Diath Woodrow comes out.
LegalWrights that implies Jared isn't diath normally
Everyone here owes Jared an apology.
I don't owe him anything
@@TheGunmanChannel you owe me a pizza roll
Not really after all he is still in the wrong
@@finchy351 in what aspect?
@HOME And stuff If you're one of those folks, please leave
The problem with the Kinect is not the hardware is bad obviously. The problem is that the hardware is extemely difficult to program for. No one knows how to correctly use the Kinect besides Microsoft, and a select few developers. The games that I played that were bad weren't bad in most ways, just that the controls didn't work. Those were the only problems I found. Also, some games just weren't creative enough to be fun. Kinect sports was very fun for me, and playing boxing with my buddies, while it wasn't an accurate representation, was really a blast. We looked like dorks and we flailed our hands around like crazy, but it was so much fun.
Good point. I don't have any voice control games though. They sound really cool. That other stuff would work too. If they weren't so focused on making games we'd have a truly awesome add-on.
It's kind of why Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor failed so hard. It had so much potential, but all the complex and precise movements required by SB:HA just cannot be captured by the Kinect and pretty much canned the franchise.
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video three.
🫡
10:22 that Jared, is what you call....
A not a normal
~PBG
I just noticed that the voice actor for that weird flying kinectimal thing is invader Zim.
God dammit, even Jared dances better than me.
xXNoOneImportantXx Join the metal community. All we do is headbang and pump our fists/horns in the air. \m/ kvlt \m/
And he does it naked. Which is pretty funny in hindsight. Still glad he's innocent.
I love how people are getting pissed at a 4 year old review like kineckt wasn't garbage when it first came out
And I love how people are saying he had nothing nice to say when he was more complimentary than most people
especially when he didn't say anything bad about the kinect. he mostly talked about how the games were garbage because they didn't know how to use it.
kinectimals is kinda a guilty pleasure for me
GamerGirlOfGotham meh Kinnectimals was pretty good.
Well, Kinect was just a way to get Wii money. They were too ahead of their time. This is the Microsoft Virtual Boy.
that ending in hindsight though...
Anybody else here to rewatch Jareds videos to help him get through his flooding problem?
Defiant Parrot no
Used to, not anymore after the recent "events"
Anybody else here to go through Jared's videos to a) laugh at the comments and b) dislike them all?
I'm Here for a....Different Reason.
@@spade4acer come on dude, he's a crappy guy but the videos themselves are pretty good
I bought a Kinect for $3 at a yard sale. I am using it literally as a voice command unit. its ok.
We know. Your fap archives are the stuff of legends.
How do you get that stuff to hit the ceiling? Incredible.
Wait, this was pre-blue shirt Jared?
*****
It's funny, I never noticed the blue shirt until he started to put his closet in the intro. Now that's all I notice lol
+lilturk726 yeah, this was 2010
+lilturk726 The truly weird part is if you look at the first intro, he wore blue, black and green. I guess this was an attempt to make it look like the clips came from different videos when they were actually all done on the same day.
Spoil Sport
lol, I'll have to go back and watch it.
+Spoil Sport what the crap?!?! I just watched the intro again and noticed the different colors but before you said this I just saw it as regular blue because that is his trademark
I know this is an old video, but it is NOT fundamentally the same as an eye toy. The kinect projects an IR grid and uses stereoscopic cameras to detect reflected distances between the IR grid elements. We use them in robotics classes at our university. The issues you had are more or less software limitations, the kinect it's self is world renowned for being a cost effective distance/imaging sensor for disposable robots.
That's all good and all, but the at the end of the day, the Kinect was marketed as a gaming peripheral, and in that department, it fell incredibly short, produced some absolutely abysmal titles and is considered a huge stain on Microsoft's reputation, it failed ultimately at what it was made for.
Why yes, i AM watching his oldest videos again. #sorryprojared
Spreading some love as I watch this video today!
“Please don’t harass me, don’t harass Heidi, don’t harass Holly and please don’t harass my friends” ~ Jared Lee Knabenbauer
He said anyone actually, so he's even being the bigger man with Chai & Charlie who caused the most trouble.
I just realized I have the same middle name as jared.
@@benjaminmenken5693 me, too!
@@MorosSilverwing what a chad
strive to be more like jared
@@MorosSilverwing So true.
"It gets you up and moving"... and then Pokémon Go comes out
Daniel Balbin HOI
The best thing that ever came out of the Kinect was me being able to yell dragon shouts in Skyrim out loud
Nice moves, Jared.
Dance central is the kind of game I play when i think no is watching me
I remember getting Sonic Free Riders. The terrible turning controls had me frustrated enough, but the menu had me SO mad, I was out into tears. I was literally crying because of how unresponsive it was. Once you swipe, trying to go back to your original spot to swipe again to get to the next button just made it go back to the other button, as demonstrated at 9:06
One of my favorite videos
Jared should've watched Angry Joe's review of Sonic Free Riders before he played it.
+Shockfactor22
Taking a Sonic game slowly.
Paradox.
yes. you can't have multiple fast inputs at one time.
SO LET'S DO A SANIC GAME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
wtf were they thinking.
+Luke 'Caomhnóir' S-C
"Slow"
IT'S FRICKIN SANIC GOTTA GO FEST M8
+Ryan Woodward Reviewers tend to avoid being warned in advance, as far as I can guess.
Linkaze That's Ironic not a paradox.
Kinect shouldn't exist anymore.
Instead it's an integral part of the Xbone. Woo hoo \\sarcasm
CloudyDaze Comment inception
10 Years Later And The Video Is Still Nice To Watch. I Miss The Old Intro.
I Really Like Jared’s Outfit in This Video
How on Earth was this 2010... I feel old now
we had the kinect for some reason, but i just put it in my lap and used it as a microphone in black ops until i eventually bought a turtle beach headset (i was 13)
Oh Christ, the lemur fairy thing in Kinectimals is voiced by Richard Horvitz 😰
I like that the format and humour didn't change much in 10 years. That's quality right there :)
3:30 I don't know why, but Jared moving his couch is always amusing to me
After watching asagao academy, watching Jared play dance central makes me think of asagao Jared
"IF YOU COME NEAR ME I WILL CUT YOU!"- Jared. The look on his face really got me.
2010…….. I feel old
"I got news Sam...you are old."
Do you want to feed your animal?
........................no
At least it can't starve.
As soon as you choose the no option, your name is added to a "possible animal abuse" list on Microsoft's servers, they then share the information with your country's government.
+Daniel M Troll
+Son Xicor It was a fucking joke.
Carla stevens Why do you think I said troll?
Oh man. Kinect was 3 years ago?! Gees. I feel decayed.
Also, it's been 3 years. Where's the Pro J porn?
4 years, buddy.
Jareds hair during this era is a 10
Controversy? Never heard of it, but boy oh man this sure is some good content
God Damn Jared! U made yo Fangirlz Squeal with yo Dance Moves!
Hearing those grinding sounds as the Kinect moves back and forth, I am reminded of R.O.B. on the NES.
Lol now that I think about it yes it does
This is wonderful after watching his play through of Asagao Academy
YES ALSO THE TOP 10 BEES
90s Sitcom Jared is one of the best
"Let me pet my imagination already!"- Projared 2010.
"my imagination" is the nickname he gave to his penis
Pro Jared has the best moves if any awkward white boy I have ever seen.
I can watch these videos without feeling guilty now! Yay!
Yay!
Gotta love the classic intro! (Classic ProJ binge session) Stay well Jared, I'm glad you're clearing the misinformation up and I wish the best. Fingers crossed for a strong comeback!!
AND THAT DANCING IS SICK!!!!
Thanks jared for dancing for me :)
6 years and 1 month later, Jared still has some fine moves!
I wanna see a Projared Plays video where he dusts off the old Kinect and plays Dance Central for however long. He was clearly having a damn good time dancing like that.
Damn. Jared got dem moves. LOL
Jared's got those moves that make the ladies scream.
Fruit Ninja Kinect was pretty awesome.
bro why is jared kind of a good dancer
I'll never get over Invader Zim talking to you in Kinectimals
Wait, what? That was Richard Horvitz?
@@WillieManga You know it. I could identify his voice anywhere
Sonic '06 - It could have been worse.
The truly ironic thing is that SEGA already made what is probably the ultimate motion control boarding game over ten years ago. Ollie King HD for the Kinect, if done right, could have been amazing.
Umm... was there a Kinect on XBox original, or did you just not realize when this came out? Or am I just dumb?
Are you confused about "Ollie King HD," or "over ten years ago"?
Parnifia the Bastard I'm confused about the ten years ago, since this was a video about the Kinect around launch.
I was talking about the original Ollie King, an arcade game from 2004. When I said "over ten years ago," I meant from the perspective of now.