You know how the soundtrack only has 9 songs? It gets better... two of those songs are literally the same song. "Outta Control" by Sloppy Meateaters is included twice
Some game reviewers would comment on the odd music choice, say they can't use it because of copyright, and leave it at that. Not Ian "Brutalmoose" Ian's last name. He instead makes an entire parody album commercial with fantastic editing. Well done.
+CreeperFino RIP in peace in RIP in... Fuck this. RIP IN HELL, HEVEAN OR WHATEVER YOU BELEIVE IN. If ur buddhist, WELCOME BACK. I am ok dont call an ambulance, Doctor, im fine. Go away doctor. Thank you. Anyway,what was i talking about? WHERE AM I?!!?
Wait... Your profile pic shows a baby... Babies crawl on all fours...4... They also are young... The max age for a newborn is 12 months... Twelve months is a year... One year...one...4-1=...3...triangles have three sides...the illuminati has a triangle... J.R.R.TOLKIEN made a book... Books are made of paper...the illuminati came from paper...the iluminati is bad... Babies are not... Tolkien is a good author... Both are good...Authors use paper...paper=money...money is value...illuminati is devil...devil backwards is livid... Tolkien is livid... THE AUTHOR OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND YOU +CreeperFino ARE BOTH CONVICTED OF BIEING THE LEADERS OF THE ILLUMINATI! HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
I'm surprised nobody's accusing you of lying. I mean, like, you have no reason to be lying about this in any way, but the internet's "fact-checkers" are ruthless.
Ian. It’s raining outside. Probably windy too. But Ian. Look. You’re still my fav. High five...? Do you even give high fives? High five. And super crack.
Why do you need to collect all these wheels in this game..? Well, using my knowledge of anything ironically and ironically radical... I can safely say the true reason why you're collecting razor scooter wheels is because... Well, you see, Mad Robot Norton actually came from some sort of evil alien planet that simply can not stand anything Tubular and Funky, they traveled from planet to planet, getting rid of anything that was Gnarly and Extremely X-Treme... Their final destination was Earth, where the Radical levels were off the charts, Norton and his fellow alien robot....things noted that anything between the average age of kids and teenagers were the primary sources of the Radical Energy that Earth was giving off. So Mad Robot Norton decided to kidnap everyone, and the only way you can beat him is to go into MAXIMUM RADOCITY (Rad and Velocity) in order to truly destroy him and his evil alien robot space base, but even though the Razor Brand Scooter is the most effective weapon for this sort of battle, it still cannot handle that much radical power before it bursts into flames and the wheels implode, and you have to collect spare wheels so you can stay in MAXIMUM RADOCITY to truly defeat Norton, and make the ultimate sacrifice by risking the threat of tearing a hole through space and time with your X-Treme power in order to save anything Kool and Jammin'. It's a wild ride that can make any dude shed a tear......
Joe M (reads that he did that review) I AM NOW GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF. CADDY I NEED YOUR GUN! MY FAVORITE GAME GOT REVIEWED BY MY SECOND FAVORITE RUclipsR
I love getting sucked into Sexian’s videos. You never know what hairstyle, facial hair, audio quality, or random sound effects and edits you’re gonna get, and it’s amazing. That you Ian, you’re the real super star
LakoTheCommenter It's not about the song. It's about the fact that this is the PlayStation version when the one Vinesauce Vinny played was the GBA version, which is in a league of its own.
Maybe due the poor reception of the game, the artist decided to go back to college, but instead of studying art "they" decided to study gender studies.
Tito Ortiz is in the game as the last "crew member" you need to save, and that just gives me a mixed reaction. One half is laughing my ass off, and the other wants me to rip the game in half
That mock infomercial for the soundtrack absolutely fucking killed me! I had to watch it twice and now my stomach is sore from laughing. Bravo my friend. Subbed.
you work pretty hard on your vids man. i notice the dedication you have for your art. There are few RUclipsrs that cram so much craftsmanship in a ten minute video.
The song at the end is from a game called The Incredible Machine. Holy cow, thanks for the nostalgia trip, Ian. I used to play the crap out of that game as a kid!
Of all the things in this video to make me laugh..... You can order the album from "New York City, Vermont." 5:54 That is subtle genius if I've ever seen it.
I knew a guy in high school who was all about scooters, seriously. He rode a custom built scooter to and from school everyday, and carried it on his bag.
For anyone possibly wondering, the song he sings to in the back at 5:42 is called RetroFuture Clean by Kevin Macleod. There are also two Bass Guitar heavy variants called Dirty and Nasty.
I remember the razor craze, it was really weird and I wasn't really affected by it. I got my first non training wheel bike the Christmas before the craze hit and I loved my bike. Plus I lived out in the middle of nowhere and a bike was essential to get to the maverick gas station for candy and drive-in for ice cream in town. That could not to that on a razor, imagine razoring for a mile on the shoulder of a highway. I remember the 'town kids' had them, and they looked like a bunch of loosers in the school parking lot. The craze didn't last very long because my younger brother, by the time he was old enough for one, they weren't popular anymore and he just got a bike.
xtremetoxicguy welcome glad to help... another thing i think the purple guy from FNAF is actually the Lone Wanderer from Fo3 but that is a story for another day...
Looked up Sloppy Meateaters on wikipedia, found this gem: Sloppy Meateaters released Forbidden Meat in early 2001 on Orange Peal Records. The band spent the entire year touring in support of the new album, booking all of the tours themselves. SME played one show at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, did a week on the Warped tour, and ended the tour in fall 2001 by crashing their van into a police car on the interstate.
Sorry to be that one depressing guy in the comments section, but I had to put down my cat today (who I've had since I was 4), and I was a serious wreck. Your videos actually cheered me up and made me feel a lot better. I know it's just for fun, but your videos pulled me out of a really dark place today. Thank you so much
After watching JonTron and PBG for years I'll go ahead and say this was one of the most entertaining and hilarious "reviews" I've ever watched. I started watching you when you looked like a member of Black Sabbath (long hair and facial hair) and I'm glad to see you've been getting better and better with each video. Keep it up Brute.
Игры
You know how the soundtrack only has 9 songs?
It gets better... two of those songs are literally the same song.
"Outta Control" by Sloppy Meateaters is included twice
It also doesn't help that all of the songs sound pretty much identical.
***** Yes it is.
Equestrian Idiot Is that a seven Psychopaths joke?
You mean it gets WORSE.
I guess? It's been 8 years dude...@@SuperSonicHillZone
Some game reviewers would comment on the odd music choice, say they can't use it because of copyright, and leave it at that. Not Ian "Brutalmoose" Ian's last name. He instead makes an entire parody album commercial with fantastic editing. Well done.
i would buy the parody album TBH
Macleod
Ian "Brutal Moose" Ian's last name sounds like a joke he'd make, tbh.
[Ian's last name] is one of the best youtubers of all time.
I love how you can choose the scooter color, and then you can't see the color anyway
Bugged scooter color mechanics dood
@@jonwootton2181 tnx captain obvious it is a bug you say?
@@jonwootton2181 This Is How You Don't Ride Scooters (TIHYDRS)
@@Soulraven2735 Nothing I could do Scooter's totally bugged
I don't appreciate the hate on the Bitchslap Wheelies. Really underrated band.
+Zaky Halfpipe Molesters for life, poser.
Buuuuuurgieeeeeee
I died at the Imitation Soundtrack.
Rest in R.I.P.
Merphy Jones Rest in rest in peace?
+CreeperFino RIP in peace in RIP in... Fuck this.
RIP IN HELL, HEVEAN OR WHATEVER YOU BELEIVE IN. If ur buddhist, WELCOME BACK. I am ok dont call an ambulance,
Doctor, im fine. Go away doctor. Thank you.
Anyway,what was i talking about? WHERE AM I?!!?
Wait... Your profile pic shows a baby... Babies crawl on all fours...4... They also are young... The max age for a newborn is 12 months... Twelve months is a year... One year...one...4-1=...3...triangles have three sides...the illuminati has a triangle... J.R.R.TOLKIEN made a book... Books are made of paper...the illuminati came from paper...the iluminati is bad... Babies are not... Tolkien is a good author... Both are good...Authors use paper...paper=money...money is value...illuminati is devil...devil backwards is livid... Tolkien is livid...
THE AUTHOR OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND YOU +CreeperFino ARE BOTH CONVICTED OF BIEING THE LEADERS OF THE ILLUMINATI! HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
I am so sorry
For doing a "song commercial" during a game review video, Brutalmoose and Yungtown are officially my RUclips heroes.
"I just want to DIE."
That is truly the most hilarious way of getting around music copyrights ever...
I looked down when he started talking about scooters. When I looked up, there was a giant robot carrying children... :I
oh glob collect 20 wheels now!
Why were you looking down? and for that long?
;)
Sir Moaz I was battling a pokemon gym battle lol
+Hiragirin Reason #1 for looking down.
so poo on TEH robot
“Sloppy meat”
Right after he said that I got an advertisement for making pulled pork
the real reason you can't play rhe soundtrack: NASTY PROSTATE CONDITION.
Eyyyyyy! Bada bing Bada boom Nasty prostate condition
NAZTY PROZTATE CONDITION
"Z is the hippest letter in the alphabet."
OneWingedDash Rants That face of your avatar. It's the mother-of-all shit-eating grins.
After X of course
OneWingedDash Rants Z iz the hippezt letter Indeed.
The hippest letter will always be Ü
It is zee best!
Really Gotta Scoot Now full version plz
Maybe norton's mad because he's such a shitty anti virus software
+jeremiah schubert (Umbreon Legend) Lel.
Your Norton subscription has ex-SHUT THE FUCK UP
+jeremiah schubert (Umbreon Legend) Either that or he's mad because no one takes him seriously as Emperor of the United States.]
+jeremiah schubert (Umbreon Legend) XD
Maybe
Or maybe he's pissed because he's not the best Bruce Banner
I wonder if anyone on the ground below pointed out the child falling from the fucking sky
Brutalmooses imitation songs with yungtowns voice over omg I died 🤣
Well, Yungtown can rest easy knowing he can always fall back and be a commercial pitch man if his youtube fails. That was really convincing.
[HANDCLAP INTENSIFIES]
I fucking lost it after you did that little "How did they manage cram so much content onto one little disk?!"
XD ... Fking love this channel
THE SHANE FACE STILL MAKES ME LAUGH TO THIS DAY (don't know why I needed all caps for that)
Also 3 years later just realizing that was yungtowns voice durring the "musical interpretation infomercial"
So this does mean we're gonna start a Razor Scooting Gang, and hang out with Iron Giant, right? RIGHT?? Amazing video.
I love the consistency of your theming, Moose. You can pretty much take on anything and still make it fit alongside your videos. Plaudits to that.
My mom dated josh from sloppy meat eaters when I was younger lol
sloppy meateaters lmao
Damn, you're practically a celebrity.
"Dated" aka sucking the whole band off...
Dr. Ziegler I think they sucked each other off, that's why the name. But the mom wasn't part of the band, so maybe guest starring?
I'm surprised nobody's accusing you of lying.
I mean, like, you have no reason to be lying about this in any way, but the internet's "fact-checkers" are ruthless.
I need a download link for that bomb-ass soundtrack.
Ha. Uhhh... oops?
I'm very disappointed
I have no idea what this was in reply to, but I really want to!
Ian. It’s raining outside. Probably windy too. But Ian. Look. You’re still my fav. High five...? Do you even give high fives? High five. And super crack.
Why do you need to collect all these wheels in this game..? Well, using my knowledge of anything ironically and ironically radical... I can safely say the true reason why you're collecting razor scooter wheels is because... Well, you see, Mad Robot Norton actually came from some sort of evil alien planet that simply can not stand anything Tubular and Funky, they traveled from planet to planet, getting rid of anything that was Gnarly and Extremely X-Treme... Their final destination was Earth, where the Radical levels were off the charts, Norton and his fellow alien robot....things noted that anything between the average age of kids and teenagers were the primary sources of the Radical Energy that Earth was giving off. So Mad Robot Norton decided to kidnap everyone, and the only way you can beat him is to go into MAXIMUM RADOCITY (Rad and Velocity) in order to truly destroy him and his evil alien robot space base, but even though the Razor Brand Scooter is the most effective weapon for this sort of battle, it still cannot handle that much radical power before it bursts into flames and the wheels implode, and you have to collect spare wheels so you can stay in MAXIMUM RADOCITY to truly defeat Norton, and make the ultimate sacrifice by risking the threat of tearing a hole through space and time with your X-Treme power in order to save anything Kool and Jammin'. It's a wild ride that can make any dude shed a tear......
Namefound Everytime I read or hear the phrase "Evil Aliens" I read it in the voice of that guy from BrutalMoose's Iron Soul review. IT WONT GO AWAY!
Joe M (reads that he did that review) I AM NOW GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF. CADDY I NEED YOUR GUN! MY FAVORITE GAME GOT REVIEWED BY MY SECOND FAVORITE RUclipsR
Be quiet.
This is 4 years old and still as hilarious as ever
It's been 5 years since you made this comment, and the video still holds up
This continues to be one of my favorite videos of all time
I don't care what anyone says. I want Ian's Imitation Soundtrack.
Stub my toe Lost the remoooooote
Jon Wootton “I just want to diiiie!”
Top 10 bands that are better than the Beatles
Number 1:the half pipe molesters
good job moose, giving us all the number to a sex hotline.
well think of it like this: its helping local businesses.
I called it too, this person is not lying
Thats odd... it has 555 o-o
also its 1-800-555-scoot. a phone number is usually 1-123-123-1234. scoot is 5 letters. so you called teh wrong numbah
WTF BRUTAL MOOSE!!!
people are dumb i guess :| because if this was you know, a real phone number it would be 1-800-55S-COOT
dude is that album for sale online or is it phone order only?
sadly I could only get through phone order
the number is a sex hotline
I love getting sucked into Sexian’s videos. You never know what hairstyle, facial hair, audio quality, or random sound effects and edits you’re gonna get, and it’s amazing. That you Ian, you’re the real super star
"By the time I reached the third level, which is called Clock Tower ..."
Did you get chased by Scissorman?
Please make that album a reality. I really wanna hear the rest of "I Love My Scooter" really badly.
bleed ouuuut, everywhereeee
brutalmoose videos seem funnier when I'm tired
7:53
I actually got kinda scared when the kid was jumping the ramps. Like holy crap, don't look down XD
The sky fortress level is legitimately terrifying. Getting vertigo just looking at it
hey man, i ride a scoot, and i really appreciate your kind words on the up and coming sport. more people need to respect it the way you did.
hey! its you! i follow you on deviantart! crazy
Xoswapty He WAS number 1!
Whats a scoot (Joke)
I'll pay you 1 million dollar for that hat!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen I have to say, love your name.
I for one know that "Z" is the hippest letter in the alphabet. Don't make fun of me!
I always come back to this video when I m feeling down.
The fake songs always make me burst in laughs. thanks.
skoot the burbs!
+GGMike フリースタイル ＳＣＯＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ スクーター
its a meme you dip
IT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT VERSION OF THE GAME.
Vinesauce Obscurities The game has the song but with other lyrics.
LakoTheCommenter It's not about the song. It's about the fact that this is the PlayStation version when the one Vinesauce Vinny played was the GBA version, which is in a league of its own.
Mad Robot McAfee is a much better name.
Because you know if you fail the robot will kill.
Gambit771 Laughed harder than I should've at this
I hope you bought that game dinner before you violated it.
Best. Line. Ever
+the telekinetic rock lmfaoooooo
coming here after one of ian's streams and omg hes so young here!!!!!!!!!! crying!! he's grown so much as a content creator. so proud of him!!
Holy crap, The Incredible Machine 2 music at the end!
The image of that kid falling to his death is just too hilariouz.
They should have added splatterz and gibz flying out when they hit the groundz tho.
Right? 😂
The art in this game reminds me of Assigned Male
YOU GUYS CAN MEMORIZE OVER 700 DIFFERENT POKEMON NAMES BUT-
-user was killed for this post-
Maybe due the poor reception of the game, the artist decided to go back to college, but instead of studying art "they" decided to study gender studies.
One of the three friends literally looks like Sophie
Had to come watch this again after Continue's episode on it.
basically, this is messed up version of Tony Hawk for kids
Tito Ortiz is in the game as the last "crew member" you need to save, and that just gives me a mixed reaction. One half is laughing my ass off, and the other wants me to rip the game in half
Wait, the wrestler/MMA fighter? Or are you talking about a different Tito Ortiz?
@@crabman3144 that's the guy
I played this as a kid and I still have it. I never got past the Sky Fortress..
That mock infomercial for the soundtrack absolutely fucking killed me! I had to watch it twice and now my stomach is sore from laughing. Bravo my friend. Subbed.
you work pretty hard on your vids man. i notice the dedication you have for your art. There are few RUclipsrs that cram so much craftsmanship in a ten minute video.
Even though my last name is in fact Norton i have to agree after thinking about it it's not a very intimidating.
Unless you run an antivirus company,
At least it's not the taint.
I have to agree aslong as its not the taint.
I'm 18 and still ride a razor scooter
why?
pffft because I'm cool, d'uh
Seems like a legitimate reason.
Leomel Alcantara it is
:3
Games1219 Congratulations, you move slightly faster than walking.
CurtisAlfeld no cause I'm cool (I mainly walk with it cause of the sidewalks around me and they're building so could trip on a nail and die....)
7 years and this man's editing is masterful
Play Whirl Tour for the Game Cube (Its like Tony Hawk meets scooters, and a plot) !
Scoot the burbs
If I could fly I'd be a bird
Stubbed my toe....lost the remote....i just wanna die
I don't understand why you don't have more subs. You're a genius. Love your videos.
One thing I love about your videos is you can watch em more than once and find something new to laugh at. Keep it up.
where can I buy this imitation soundtrack?
Man i remember when this first uploaded lmao
love the effort put into these videos
The song at the end is from a game called The Incredible Machine. Holy cow, thanks for the nostalgia trip, Ian. I used to play the crap out of that game as a kid!
holy shit I've gone too far back, ian is younger than me here!
Actually Moose is a real good singer
watch out yungtown there's a new hip singer in town
7 years ago....a relic
Of all the things in this video to make me laugh.....
You can order the album from "New York City, Vermont." 5:54
That is subtle genius if I've ever seen it.
6:09 And that was the end of Chad.
I've been listening to the Imitation Soundtrack for Razor Freestyle scooter all day... and it's a BOP
I just got into your videos. The Scooter Punk Rock compilation was beautiful.
Sloppy Meateaters are actually a pretty kick ass punk band
i watched a speedrun of this game, for some reason
I knew a guy in high school who was all about scooters, seriously. He rode a custom built scooter to and from school everyday, and carried it on his bag.
For anyone possibly wondering, the song he sings to in the back at 5:42 is called RetroFuture Clean by Kevin Macleod. There are also two Bass Guitar heavy variants called Dirty and Nasty.
The Burbs. We're gonna Scoot the Burbs.
5:43 - so, this is where Bieber started his career...
I remember the razor craze, it was really weird and I wasn't really affected by it. I got my first non training wheel bike the Christmas before the craze hit and I loved my bike. Plus I lived out in the middle of nowhere and a bike was essential to get to the maverick gas station for candy and drive-in for ice cream in town. That could not to that on a razor, imagine razoring for a mile on the shoulder of a highway. I remember the 'town kids' had them, and they looked like a bunch of loosers in the school parking lot. The craze didn't last very long because my younger brother, by the time he was old enough for one, they weren't popular anymore and he just got a bike.
I miss these retro game videos, they really took you back
Haruka only scoots free... 2:25
brutalmoose in this video looks like a completely different person than he does now
and it seems he put a bit more effort in
here in 2019,, damn. that’s crazy
Brutalmoose is already the best game reviewer on youtube. I always hit like within 10 seconds of the video
SCOOT THE BURBS
The lack of Scoot the Burbs in the album is disappointing
That dreamcast intro made me unreasonably happy. :D
I'm 24 now, and I still have the fold-up micro scooter I had as a kid. The brakes on it don't work anymore, but it still rides pretty smoothly.
I think it looks like "sky piece of parking lot".
Huh, moose has a decent singing voice.
ryan bennett Oh, get this shit on there right now.
Am I evil for laughing my butt off when the kid fell off of the building?
Gaming Foxy I must know what you're referencing
Gaming Foxy ah, thanks!
xtremetoxicguy welcome glad to help... another thing i think the purple guy from FNAF is actually the Lone Wanderer from Fo3 but that is a story for another day...
Gaming Foxy Better tell the fanfic writers to get going on that.
Gaming Foxy Well you gotta earn money somehow
Looked up Sloppy Meateaters on wikipedia, found this gem:
Sloppy Meateaters released Forbidden Meat in early 2001 on Orange Peal Records. The band spent the entire year touring in support of the new album, booking all of the tours themselves. SME played one show at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, did a week on the Warped tour, and ended the tour in fall 2001 by crashing their van into a police car on the interstate.
I was just thinking how its been a while since I've seen a new brutalmoose vid, and then, boom! There's another one! :D
(Scootaloo joke)
(Chicken pun)
(Horse pun)
(bike spike joke)
You gotta be kitting me.
This is otter be good.
(minecraft pun)
>FASTER THAN SYNERGY
Your icon fits perfectly.
Sorry to be that one depressing guy in the comments section, but I had to put down my cat today (who I've had since I was 4), and I was a serious wreck. Your videos actually cheered me up and made me feel a lot better. I know it's just for fun, but your videos pulled me out of a really dark place today. Thank you so much
You played my favorite Conker theme. You're a good person Brutal Moose.
Thumbs up for the MST3K desktop.
Excuse me, I'm gonna ride my zcooter.
*zkoota
*zkoota
Greasy Hair, Greasy Hands, Greasy Mind *skooma
RoaringOceans *khajitguardsyourback
After watching JonTron and PBG for years I'll go ahead and say this was one of the most entertaining and hilarious "reviews" I've ever watched. I started watching you when you looked like a member of Black Sabbath (long hair and facial hair) and I'm glad to see you've been getting better and better with each video. Keep it up Brute.
Brutakmoose game reviews remind me of XPlay from back in the day.