@Ai Zee No. Only waiters do. That and I suppose personal chiefs. They make a lot of money. Everyone else does it because they want to, but I don’t know what being a princess has anything to do with it.
My highschool bff was gay and he didn't know, one time he wrote me a love letter I didn't want to offend him or hurt his feelings so I avoided that for a long time he brought it up in our senior year and we laughed about it but he went through a phase of dating girls, but then a year after highschool he comes out to us in the group chat and everyone was like we knew honey...and he was like and you let me date girls...
Switch the sexes and that is my HS experience. Except ours figured it out junior year. Cut to us being VERY stoned watching Boys Don't Cry cold no previous knowledge. DVD roulette. It's a sad film so we're all crying but she is BAWLING says I have something to tell you all. We knew. We let her tell us. We all cry and hold each other. It was great. Then we all alternated the role of her beard for the rest of HS. Ahhh the early 00's sucked.
the real joke is there's no way the dude is taking any responsibility for it. that girl is going to cvs on her own damn self to receive that regret and humiliation.
@@dezavlog lol I believe you’ve misinterpreted my comment, ma’am. Most guys ARE childish, and most would not go and buy it. Kinda takes the humour out of it when you have to explain it…but I’m glad you have one of the few who would! Also, I didn’t express a “problem”, so your tone does seem a bit unwarranted.
@@Miss_Camel Most men in YOUR EXPERIENCE. I think most men would step up, generally. Men literally step up and build the entire framework of the world around you. Not to say women can't. They absolutely can. It is just dangerous, dirty, grimey, hard labor. Most women don't want to. But, you have roads to drive down, buildings to live and work in, power and water straight to your particular domicile. We stepped up makin that happen for ya. 😂
@@starazaleah7483 Thanks STAR....phh. No...this is an uninvited activists using her stage to promote herself as a lesbian...not a woman simply talking about her girl...pause...friend. And, yes...it is intended to promote the LBGTQ community. I am completely relaxed...LOL...the nut jobs are the psycho fringe activists who believe they are entitled to acceptance and support from everyone. So....calm down.
I had a friend once come out to me... and I was like, "yeah I know." Not sure that was the right or wrong answer, but her answer to me was "oh, okay." And that was that.
when I came out to my friend as aroace they were like, "oh thank god I've been waiting for you to figure it out for 4 years" but in a more polite way. They were dropping gentle hints throughout high school but I was not picking them up. Glad they let me figure it out on my own when I was ready. But damn I was slow..."hypothetically heterosexual"...that's really, really not a thing, Ariadne.
@@ohthelovelypoems It's actually incredibly boring, but thanks. "special" way of saying I am incapable of experiencing romantic or sexual attraction. Just not built that way, God left a few things out.
@ohthelovelypoems Most people grow up thinking they have to date and breed or at least fug. Having a name for people who don't want to do any of those things normalizes not doing those things. I don't go around calling myself a-romantic (aro) and a-sexual (ace / lacking sexual attraction), but when I first heard these phrases it was really reassuring because then I didn't feel so weird about how I am.
From one perspective, bi and pan women are also gay. Like all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. From another perspective, bi and pan women are not gay. From another perspective, bi and pan women are confused. From another perspective, bi and pan women are brave. From another perspective, bi and pan women don't even make a blip on some peoples' radars. From another perspective, bi and pan women are straight and gay. Many paths to the same truth.
@@noxabellus yeah that's fine man. There's lots of different perspectives - none necessarily right or wrong. And it's okay to say fucking. It's the internet. You don't have to use friggin like Dr. Elliott Reed from the critically acclaimed early 2000s NBC sitcom Scrubs as played by Sarah Chalk who now voices Beth on Rick and Morty. Your perspective may be a little hot n sexy. Also, Kamala Harris is drone striking her way right through the glass ceiling! Stay woke, fam! 👲🏿
@@richardwagon6433 At this point, it should be pretty easy to grasp that whether or not someone = "gay" is probably a question best left answered by them. Unless you're Ted Haggard and it's in your job description to say otherwise.
It's so hot right now to post anything with even a hint of non hetero material because a gay comic isn't funny unless their material gets posted during pride month according to some corporations
Her mum's worst fear almost sounds like my perfect gf. The only things wrong are driving a truck and not being vegan. Butch lesbians are by far the best!
I'm married and I've copped a few plan b's while breastfeeding (hormonal birth control was a no) so...not all customers are "sinning" lmao but they still look at you suuuuuper crazy...probably crazier since I have this rock on my finger 😂🤣😂🤣🤣 Just saying...don't assume 😇😂
As a joke it worked but yeah you do have me thinking... If someone was tentatively joining my extended family and right out the gate they're assertive, not lazy, handy with tools... Seems like a win
Funny thing is the stereotype is more like gay women are vegetarian or vegan. Some might try to act and dress and look like men but they don’t usually eat like a stereotypical ‘red-blooded American man’ 😂 AHHHHH, stereotypes. The reason why young white guys see my long blond hair and think I’m gay and old white men think I’m a woman. Not a lot of women are 6’3 😝
also telling how we don't hear about grandma or grandpa or best friend or uncle or aunt or cousin, especially as it's well known that comics often refer to people just to refer to them, not to set up a relevant joke
If a comedian doesn't casually reference every single immediate family member of theirs in each five-minute clip I see, it means that random boners who name themselves after movie characters are right about everything.
There's a morning after pill en Dominican Republic called After-D, that's the best name ever XD.
Lm-mf-ao
@@orionsshoe2424 I have to take a look when i go back home. KLK!! LOL
In German, the pill is called "Antibabypille" and I love it
That's hilarious
🤪😆
So her mom's worst fear was her girlfriend to be a man - seems her being gay was the bestest choice for mom too ❤️😅
😂😂
Understandable.
@Ai Zee When did she say something sexist. Why do you think she’s a misogynist?
@Ai Zee No. Only waiters do. That and I suppose personal chiefs. They make a lot of money. Everyone else does it because they want to, but I don’t know what being a princess has anything to do with it.
My highschool bff was gay and he didn't know, one time he wrote me a love letter I didn't want to offend him or hurt his feelings so I avoided that for a long time he brought it up in our senior year and we laughed about it but he went through a phase of dating girls, but then a year after highschool he comes out to us in the group chat and everyone was like we knew honey...and he was like and you let me date girls...
What good friends you guys were -- he was lucky to have your support!
Switch the sexes and that is my HS experience. Except ours figured it out junior year. Cut to us being VERY stoned watching Boys Don't Cry cold no previous knowledge. DVD roulette. It's a sad film so we're all crying but she is BAWLING says I have something to tell you all. We knew. We let her tell us. We all cry and hold each other. It was great. Then we all alternated the role of her beard for the rest of HS. Ahhh the early 00's sucked.
Hahaha
@@anibalybarrarojas The earlier 2000s were the best along with the 90s!!
the real joke is there's no way the dude is taking any responsibility for it. that girl is going to cvs on her own damn self to receive that regret and humiliation.
Lmao can you imagine a guy actually going to CVS to buy plan B for a girl?? Hahaha
My ex went into CVS and bought Plan B for me. He was not the best person but it was the least he could do.
@@Miss_Camel what is the problem? My boyfriend went to CVS and bought it for me. No problem. Only childish guys would be ashamed of being responsible.
@@dezavlog lol I believe you’ve misinterpreted my comment, ma’am. Most guys ARE childish, and most would not go and buy it. Kinda takes the humour out of it when you have to explain it…but I’m glad you have one of the few who would!
Also, I didn’t express a “problem”, so your tone does seem a bit unwarranted.
@@Miss_Camel Most men in YOUR EXPERIENCE.
I think most men would step up, generally.
Men literally step up and build the entire framework of the world around you. Not to say women can't. They absolutely can.
It is just dangerous, dirty, grimey, hard labor. Most women don't want to.
But, you have roads to drive down, buildings to live and work in, power and water straight to your particular domicile. We stepped up makin that happen for ya. 😂
That was great. Her timing and delivery are super solid. I laughed hard several times, which is the best feeling. Thank you. : )
Theoretical monster truck girlfriend sounds badass though js
Ikr!? I was thinking the exact same thing!
I am the monster truck girl but very straight and happily married to a man 😂 my MIL hates me
@@urasay2 , that's hilarious 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Best-case scenario, it's Mia Khalifa ;)
(This one probably needs a little background: watch?v=RduyqdG5h1c )
I love how she uplifts her partner with humility. Brava!
Humility? I thought LGBTQ was about "Pride" and bright, glowing rainbows.
@@sunsetsolutions4820 this is a woman talking about her girlfriend during a show.. not the entire community.. calm down 🤣
@@starazaleah7483 Thanks STAR....phh. No...this is an uninvited activists using her stage to promote herself as a lesbian...not a woman simply talking about her girl...pause...friend. And, yes...it is intended to promote the LBGTQ community. I am completely relaxed...LOL...the nut jobs are the psycho fringe activists who believe they are entitled to acceptance and support from everyone. So....calm down.
@@adeaxel3125 I like all comments that make sense and are right.
@@sunsetsolutions4820 hey, are you okay?
I can't believe this is 2009, still so relevant to today!
I had a friend once come out to me... and I was like, "yeah I know." Not sure that was the right or wrong answer, but her answer to me was "oh, okay." And that was that.
Jackie sounds awesome, actually. 🙂
I would like to hear the muffin joke.
I had the same thought 😊
I think that was it. 😂
I got an ad for Plan B on this video 😂
If my daughter pulled up with a girl like that I'd be like "Let me help you with the ladder"
when I came out to my friend as aroace they were like, "oh thank god I've been waiting for you to figure it out for 4 years" but in a more polite way. They were dropping gentle hints throughout high school but I was not picking them up. Glad they let me figure it out on my own when I was ready. But damn I was slow..."hypothetically heterosexual"...that's really, really not a thing, Ariadne.
"Aroace"....how special
@@ohthelovelypoems It's actually incredibly boring, but thanks. "special" way of saying I am incapable of experiencing romantic or sexual attraction. Just not built that way, God left a few things out.
This is out of control.
@ohthelovelypoems Most people grow up thinking they have to date and breed or at least fug. Having a name for people who don't want to do any of those things normalizes not doing those things. I don't go around calling myself a-romantic (aro) and a-sexual (ace / lacking sexual attraction), but when I first heard these phrases it was really reassuring because then I didn't feel so weird about how I am.
Is it me or comedy central look like its stuck in 90s
Can I go back to the 90's please?
Oh I knew there was something I particularly liked about it...
She made me laugh, which I needed. Funny chick!
Hi 👋
I want to be Jackie’s princess, tbh.
WHOOPS! is a marketing gold mine and I can't believe no one has used it yet.
She's hilarious! I gotta see her in person!♥️🤘
I read that as " i gotta see her pregnant" i laughed hard
@@moarroz “now draw her giving birth”
Hahaha I read “in prison”. I got a crazy mental image there
Sooooo...everyone says these are 90s jokes cos she mentions something called ‘email’?! 😼
Yeah ! But she meant " payphone".
But this was in 2009
@@JustinCoasters l remember 2009 , that's the year of Obama's 1st 100 days in office . What's my point ?! Just saying.
I KNEW IT!! That's so funny I've seen a lot of her work and always had the feeling she was gay but never really cared enough to look into it lol
Excellent set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
She is a delight, any newer stuff?
Took her four hours to work a muffin in this joke folks. Appreciate.
Did anyone else hear Nelson’s voice (from the Simpsons) when she did the voice of the girlfriend?
Erin was funny. Great performance
She's beautiful and funny.
did plan B actually cost $24.99 back in 2009?? 😭 inflation is such a bitch
She looks a lot like jerry Seinfeld. Lol.For real though she’s funny as hell
She is a very handsome woman.
Don't do Erin like that lmaooooo
@@lunafrankenstein2566 so what, most women are.. but shes funny as hell :)
She’s called the lesbian version of Seinfeld for her jokes and voice 😂 maybe they’re friends?! She’s funny though!
where can I find the full show?
…did anyone else get an ad for Plan B right below this video? no? just me?
“I’ve been dating my girlfriend now for two years… which of course means I’m gay.”
Bi and pan women have left the chat.
From one perspective, bi and pan women are also gay. Like all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. From another perspective, bi and pan women are not gay. From another perspective, bi and pan women are confused. From another perspective, bi and pan women are brave. From another perspective, bi and pan women don't even make a blip on some peoples' radars. From another perspective, bi and pan women are straight and gay. Many paths to the same truth.
@@richardwagon6433 From my perspective, bi and pan women are friggen hot
@@noxabellus yeah that's fine man. There's lots of different perspectives - none necessarily right or wrong. And it's okay to say fucking. It's the internet. You don't have to use friggin like Dr. Elliott Reed from the critically acclaimed early 2000s NBC sitcom Scrubs as played by Sarah Chalk who now voices Beth on Rick and Morty. Your perspective may be a little hot n sexy. Also, Kamala Harris is drone striking her way right through the glass ceiling! Stay woke, fam! 👲🏿
@@richardwagon6433 At this point, it should be pretty easy to grasp that whether or not someone = "gay" is probably a question best left answered by them. Unless you're Ted Haggard and it's in your job description to say otherwise.
to be fair this was in 2009
You're talk about friends knowing you were gay before you, sounds just like me. I was 33.
Pretty good but its weird to post 10 year old jokes out of the blue
It's so hot right now to post anything with even a hint of non hetero material because a gay comic isn't funny unless their material gets posted during pride month according to some corporations
Caulking gun to fix shingles??? No!
@Ai Zee 😄😄😄 right!
She looks like Cuddy from House md
Her mum's worst fear almost sounds like my perfect gf.
The only things wrong are driving a truck and not being vegan. Butch lesbians are by far the best!
mmm so funny could listen to it on repeat
I'm married and I've copped a few plan b's while breastfeeding (hormonal birth control was a no) so...not all customers are "sinning" lmao but they still look at you suuuuuper crazy...probably crazier since I have this rock on my finger 😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Just saying...don't assume 😇😂
She’s good 😂😂👏🏻
I’m dying 😂😂😂
I wish I could like this video twice
I love you.
Older video and is still funny to me.
lowkey the imaginary girlfriend seems like shed treat me right i like her
Is this a set from the mid 90s?
Seems odd. Would the mom pass out if it was a man behaving like that? The mom should just pretend this fictitious girlfriend is a man.
As a joke it worked but yeah you do have me thinking... If someone was tentatively joining my extended family and right out the gate they're assertive, not lazy, handy with tools... Seems like a win
@@hanzflackshnack1158 that's exactly what I say! I would love to have one for myself and my 2 girls when they grow up hahahah
I am what her mum is terrified of, nioce.
Is she related to comedian Elon Gold? The resemblance is uncanny.
This looks like she is preforming at Show Time at the Apollo
GAY ???? all my wishes suddenly dissapeared.
Funny thing is the stereotype is more like gay women are vegetarian or vegan. Some might try to act and dress and look like men but they don’t usually eat like a stereotypical ‘red-blooded American man’ 😂 AHHHHH, stereotypes. The reason why young white guys see my long blond hair and think I’m gay and old white men think I’m a woman. Not a lot of women are 6’3 😝
She reminds me so much of Catherine Reitman
great vid.
nice play
"...I realized it right after the men I was attracted to started liking women better looking than me..."
Reminds me of jim carey
You have no idea how onboard the GOP would be with the “Iamasinnerandawhore” pill.
She’s so funny I almost laughed or something!!
She looks like Jerry Seinfeld too 😖
Turns out a Lotta women loves some😽
Touche! 😸
This lady > Amy Schumer
Hmm the plan b part was quite annoying
I knew it the creepy grin means something
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽‼️🤣
😆😆😆
🌈❤️🌈
Indonesian use pineapple as "plan B"
Whuut?
And how exactly does that work?
You got me hooked on this comment.
Yikes
laugh track is awful
and a murderer.
Ugh.
All you have to do is look at her for two seconds and you can figure it out
Not even a chuccle
Now I'm curious about how lesbians feel about the battle over Roe v. Wade?
comedy central - handing out specials to anyone since the 90s
This is the 2nd or 3rd vid I've been the 666th like
Almost batting a thousand!
Why does stating your gay get a round of applause
Sorry, you’re very funny also… just find that curious
probably because being gay is awesome.
Have you ever even tried being gay?
Yes actually x
@@shorditchiscool no one applauded you? you should work on your head game.
Yeah, when people can't be bothered to exercise personal responsibility...
first ?
Yeah
Congrats
She's as bad as Lilly Singh... I didn't even know that was possible. Cringe.
She’s genuinely not funny
She's better looking than Amanda Peet!
Now my shorts need a washing...
Aside from not being funny, its telling we don't hear about dad when we hear about mom
also telling how we don't hear about grandma or grandpa or best friend or uncle or aunt or cousin, especially as it's well known that comics often refer to people just to refer to them, not to set up a relevant joke
If a comedian doesn't casually reference every single immediate family member of theirs in each five-minute clip I see, it means that random boners who name themselves after movie characters are right about everything.
A lot of crap!!
Not funny
Lol... iM uH eGaLiTarIaN!!!!