RESIDENT EVIL 5 (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 июл 2011
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    This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Resident Evil 5.
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  • @guineverehaas2427
    @guineverehaas2427 3 года назад +293

    9 years later and yhatzee is still referring to the canon of resident evil as a gross octopus for resident evil 8, I love the consistency 😂😂

  • @lam1501
    @lam1501 9 лет назад +492

    "You're carrying your armor in a pocket of your armor"

  • @chickenking1753
    @chickenking1753 8 лет назад +451

    I kidnapped a hobo but he refuses to go anywhere near re5, what do I do now?

  • @JesseGolo
    @JesseGolo 2 года назад +58

    I can't stop laughing at the idea of running from your assistant before they can heal you.

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue 12 лет назад +84

    "It's like watching someone beat their fists against a wall, then running off to the hospital before coming back to do it some more. And they used my medical insurance. AND IT'S MY WALL."
    My thoughts exactly.

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood 6 лет назад +24

    In answer to the whole racism thing I will paraphrase a quote from someone much smarter than me "Do not be so quick to attribute to malice what can just as easily be attributed to stupidity or laziness."

  • @swimteamizzle1114
    @swimteamizzle1114 12 лет назад +160

    "Talk about sidestepping a pothole to fall off a bridge..."
    That is the greatest thing ever

  • @bighonkies
    @bighonkies 11 лет назад +53

    the bit about him running away from his sidekick killed me

  • @PuggetronicsPioneer
    @PuggetronicsPioneer 8 лет назад +86

    "I never thought I'd miss that wailing jug eared chimp"

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 7 лет назад +74

    I trained my dog really well, and it's going pretty well, minus the fact that he's even worse than the AI.

  • @Ward1706
    @Ward1706 8 лет назад +851

    "Capcom aren't bad people. They're just

  • @Ironbat92
    @Ironbat92 7 лет назад +191

    5:02

  • @adrianshephard6321
    @adrianshephard6321 9 лет назад +173

    So Yahtzee has in his inventory, a .44 Revolver, a switchblade, a DS, a Cadbury Cream Egg, Branston Pickles, a comic?, a bust of Capt Picard, the Tardis, and a purple dildo?? So that's the kind of things Yahtzee carries around with him...

  • @gregsampson2307
    @gregsampson2307 10 лет назад +635

    You are ABSOLUTELY right about Capcom, they aren't bad people, they are exceptionally stupid people with very nice computers.

  • @superturkeylegs
    @superturkeylegs 9 лет назад +56

    SHEVA! SHEVA! HURRY! HURRY! SHEVA! HURRY! COME ON! COME ON!

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 5 лет назад +24

    2:47

  • @khdarkriku17
    @khdarkriku17 9 лет назад +71

    "What the hell happened to the pirate merchant guy?"

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 8 лет назад +158

    A Revolver

  • @shady4091
    @shady4091 8 лет назад +20

    "Chucking spears. Oh dears."

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich 8 лет назад +2

    "YOU'RE CARRYING YOUR ARMOR IN A POCKET OF YOUR ARMOR"