HALO WARS (Zero Punctuation)
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- Опубликовано: 20 июл 2011
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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Halo Wars and Unskippable guest reviews X-Blades. See Yahtzee's crossover appearance in Unskippable: Star Ocean.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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I’m here because Yahtzee just quit the Escapist. If the Escapist thinks they can keep the show going without Yahtzee, they should remember the beginning of this episode.
This episode proved to me that Yahtzee is the BEST part of the Escapist. He himself is better than his own show.
It seems weird that Everything seems more offensive when not said by a British person.
Alright, who came directly from the Unskippable reupload?
It's just not the same when you're not british
The rage from Yahtzee in that ending rant. That wasn't just for comedic purposes, I take it. I sensed genuine anger there, something rare in Zero Punctuation.
What arbitrary silliness.
What arbitrary silliness.
I've seen most of ZP's reviews...and this one is my favorite.
The 'secret' end scene brought joy to my cynical, sarcastic heart.
during the story mode the human characters were unlikable enough that I was rooting for the covenant.
Definitely still one of my favorite ZP moments. "We didn't lose contact, I was looking at them, they were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate by wiggling our eyebrows at each other!"
I didn't know that was what the imps talked like.
The only reason he freezes up at
I could hardly be angry at "not Yahtzee" when his entrance was simply fucking adorable.
To Graham's credit, he did cover almost every aspect of X-Blades outside of the god-awful plot. I actually almost bought X-Blades back in the day and I guess it was some kind of divine intervention that redirected my attention that day.
The best part of that mission is that, depending on your strategy, you will save ~3 groups of basic infantry at the cost of a tank battalion, small air force, or 20 basic infantry; probably some mixture of the three.
(Leaps out from under a rock with red alert in one hand and company of heroes in the other) DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR SOME GOOD RTS TITLES!!1
How on EARTH did I miss the imps at the end of this video the first time I saw it!?
Watch more than 5 seconds and you'd see why. The Xblades review is done by Ghram from LoadingReadyRun as part of April Fools from a few years back. Yhatzee interrupts and reviews Halo Wars about 2 minutes in.
The ending. my sides are in space now. XD.