The Washing Machine that would not Die
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So fireworks night is coming and haven't destroyed anything for a laugh in ages so as i'm working on a massive project in a barn i thought i'd take the opportunity to go outside and send some rockets in a washing machine but the fun was mostly found in fixing it only to take more abuse........Rock On Washing Machine.
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jokes on you...you just voided the warranty...
Idk, the sealing screw may still be in place. In which case it's good
crazywebkinz9 😂😂😂😂
Hah!
😂😂😂 I just can't
*breaks washing machine by launching fireworks at it until it explodes*
“Something’s stopped it”
😂
I wonder if it's covered by warranty
Man: breaks washing machine with fireworks
Man: why would fireworks do this
i like how they literally just started throwing improvised explosives into it
What was the can they used? Need one of those for something
@@veterayt6800 looked like spray paint for the first one and butane canisters (the kind for camping stoves) for the second and third
"They're not heavy enough, them fireworks... BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"
That was the first time I had to pause a video and give myself time to laugh something off in a long time lmao
Same
Indestructible object list:
Nokia 3310
Chuck norris
Toyota Hilux
This unknown washing machine.
Hell yeah
Pfft hilux... I’ve broken plenty of them. Some on purpose and some not...
@Gavin Cooke i believe he meant the brand and make when he said unknown but hey i could be wrong
Toyota Hilux is indestructible?! 🤔
@Gavin Cooke Don't watch much Top Gear...
this reminds me of those bosses in videogames that keep coming back patched up
"Nanomachines, son"
NikopolAU “It’s Nanotech! You like it?”
Bowser
Mr.X
@Peely why eww?
3:40 imagine if his tie got stuck in the dishwasher
Damn! XD
It's a washing machine
@@aysetetik730 3:18
@@aysetetik730 its a dishwasher is talking about
Dish washer?
1:13 That's a _very_ colinfurze statement: "It's only a little fire."
I didn't know nokia makes washing machines
It's a mix of volvo and Nokia
It’s a volvo
@@dudepanda8486 NO. A toyota hilux (if you've seen that topgear episode)
Big Smoke ok
Big Smoke I have it’s on the podium
this is what youtube was made for
Kevin Rustles have a reaply
Kevin Rustles and cats
Kevin Rustles and a hug
+ cats
True story
YES! This is why I originally subscribed to you. Meaningful and educational content - brilliant!
DaWeylen 'Meaningful and Educational'
DaWeylen absolutely!
Defo
Me too. I'm 43.
Washing Machine: Boy am I happy to be a happy washing machine just washing clothes and living a happy life.
**British man appears over horizon**
Colinfurze: *Menacing*
Xd
Washing machine:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chhota shivpur@@RJJR-uy8hl xfjijjn by t hm my CV
R U L E B R I T T A N I A
It's not that it won't die... you won't let it die..
After the third time;
Washing Machine: "stahhhpPp~ let me die~"
Colin: "He Got a tape" \[0a0]/
😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😂🤣😆😉
(Tapeing noises)
Washing Machine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE
it keeps going to washer machine heaven but you keep resurrecting it
Thats what i say to god at night its not that i dont realy wanna die its that ypu wont let me die
@5dope 200th!!! 🙂
Set it up in your laundry, with all the pieces around it, then call in a repair man and tell him "It's not running quite right!"
but... why?
se mai The fuck is wrong with you.
Npgabriel Some men just want to watch the world burn.
The metal music for the washing machine spinning is perfect 🤣👍
Is this GWAR?
its more punk then metal.
Punk not metal
@@Daveonimus nah. Diamond in the rough.
this is nowhere near metal music
3:57 Colin : "You was only supposed to do the dishes"
brilliant Italian Job reference
Washing machine: JUST LET ME DIE!
A.K.A. pretty much *every immortal ever*.
Now I feel bad for it
Omfg! The washing machine can replied?!!
Washing Machine lives matter 😢
But he just keeps shaming it😂
Now that's what I call good *clean* fun!
Not in California its not.. what a shitty state.. I have a destructive device charge on my juvenile record lol..
Taking out the laundry
Honestly, the brick made me laugh the most. Doesn't get cleaner than that!
Someone You Don't Know lol
Someone You Don't Know i taught i saw this as his veiw number 126,112B VEIWS. BUT THE I REALIZE KT WAS AN 8
Interviewer: What do you do for a living?
Colin Furze: I kill washing machines
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Plumber 😂 as he was
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hahahaha
Colin "The Washing Machine Killer"?
Why do they call him "The Washing Machine Killer"?
Because he kills washing machines, Avi.
Honestly, I think the washing machine could've theoretically taken an infinite amount of fireworks. The only reason there was any damage in the first place was because Tom's shot missed, got stuck under the washer, & went off INSIDE the machine.
Sometimes blowing stuff up is all you need
The Nocturnal Alchemist should he be married in a suit of armor too?
The Nocturnal Alchemist do tell a Muslim that
The Nocturnal Alchemist dont worry his rich
I see you commenting on so many different videos that I watch
That last one looked like a bloody grenade
Now this reminds me of the oold, old Colin, doing crazy stuff like this purely for the joy of it. Although, that sounds more like anything he does, doesn't it?
Man, that washing machine would survive WW3 and mine broke after 7 month...
Old washing machines would last years upon years, new ones are made to last like 12 months and that’s it
My grandma had a 25 years old washing machine, the only problem was the door sometimes got stuck because of rust and was hard to open
Did you through a brick in it?
This one must have still been under warranty, yours was probably only 6months. Thats how warranties work, things dont break till it runs out
Lemme guess . . .
Is it that shit you can hook up to your Wifi so you can get notifications on your laundry through your phone?
This sounds insane . . . but I fucking have one . . . And they're fucking shit.
"This is practically dynamite" 😂😂
haha lost it when he said that
“He’s got his safety tie on! DO IT!!”
So i'm currently working on a huge build in the barn up the farm but theres always time to blow stuff up so me n tom set about some kitchenware haha. stay tuned as you'll soon find out what the monster creation in the barn is but if you want more tom blowing stuff up he has his own channel with a massive 20 subs ruclips.net/channel/UCmHlRvokjFiREW2Z5i02JcQ he's a strange man but he dug the bunker so good lad.
colinfurze I’m also working on a project drift trike inspired by you mate. I’ve found a sponsor to help me pay for it and I can bring it in to drift it around College too 😂 thanks a lot man.
colinfurze you should build a monster bike with a monster truck wheel or tractor wheel
The link to toms channel dinnae work furze!
Links currently broken.... I want to see more havoc haha
how about a gas turbine engine?
"THIS IS PRACTICALLY DYNAMITE" * lights in hand*
Man if teacher's were that enthusiastic, school would be a lot nicer.
apple pie not if they were that enthusiastic but if they actually did that 😂
Yep
Maybe they should get paid more!
Or more would be vlosed down
and a lot more dangerous XD
Almost died laughing at this. It’s not dead yet, fix it up and blow it up again! (x 10). This guy is my spirit animal.
*BRIIICK*
* throws BRIIICK in *
Brazil, Russia, India, India, India, China and Kuwait
😭
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
The mashing wachine die would not
Yet at our house you put some sneakers in the washing machine and it’s so damaged it’s not covered by insurance .
This Little Critic loooool I couldn’t help but laugh. So true!
Amany it’s like when you hear about someone walking away from a ten car accident yet you trip on a LEGO and break ur hip.
LooooooL
I’m dying lol
Best comment ever lol
Death it’s your time
Washing machine: was I a good washing machine
Death: no
Death:I was told you were the best
I have Respect for the washing machine man... yes it was the best washing machine I ever seen
Nah it went more like this:
Death: (sobbing while throwing everything at it) why won’t you die
Washing machine: *BOTH GOD AND SATAN FEAR ME*
@@nathannegri1398 you made me laugh... thanks
Idea: you take a dishwasher or washing machine, and instead of water you’ll put gasoline or alcohol. Let it “wash” some fireworks.
+
Um, that wouldn't do anything
Venom Hail U ok?
The gas will burn, but the powder will turn to a slow burning mush, if it burns at all. Mixing chemicals changes a lot
Venom Hail when its inside the fireworks? I think this should work.
Source: rum was defined as 100 proof back in the day by pouring it on powder and igniting it. Rum with >50% alcohol would not make the powder burn slower.
So your alcohol just needs to be 100 proof or more
That brick pwned that machine...
Rex001X Blank Is that even a word?
unfortunately yes it's a roblox word
holy fuck, did you just say pwned? last time i heard that it was 2007
aw yeah we got some pwnage in here
BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
i have no idea who these dudes are or why they're SO PUNK ROCK... but got on ya gents.. this was a BLAST!
This is Mythbusters with the safeties removed. Excellent.
No it's OK they've got their safe ties
Rage Against The (washing)Machine
SPUR 45 most kids are like huh!
This is how you get rid of those tough stains.
now with the power of oxidizer
Good way to put a "spin" on this video!🤣😂😁
this comment reminds me of an old SpongeBob episode I saw when I was younger, long story short he practically blew up the town trying to remove stuck on food from a dish plate
KABOOM GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OFF
Hmm the washing machine legendary stats :+100% health regen while being touched by a brit, 100% fire resistance, 100% explosion resistance, -100% resistance to bricks.
+100% to any physical damage
2:18 Furzenstein: *"IT LIVESSSSSSS!!!"*
Oh my god...
A technomancer
I think you mean a tech-ro-mancer
@@asherhockersmith8271 No they call those "Tech Priests"
What do you have against washing machines?!
I can drink clorox
It spins
Keeps making his socks disappear.
Mr.Awesome Animations he is a feminist
nothing that really works exept for dynamite
When the new dishwasher saw the old one
Chuckles: Im In Danger
the amount of pure chaos is so ammusing and im not sure what that says about me lmao
*But My Hope Will Never DIE!*
_Dada.. dadada... Dada... Dadadada.._
I came here for this!
That’s what it reminded me of
deeee reeeep kick base kick snare bass :)
HiHACKER song name?
Marco Stuff and things I keep holding on
What modle is it? lol
Who knows
God mode
Its the Modle model.
Knokia
AEG OKO LAVAMAT 1800 RPM
3:53 the door flew out and his face said it all😂
Manufactures are recalling these machines as they're obviously unsafe. Thank you for this public safety film.
Dishwasher can take anything you can dish out.
Except Dishplosions!
Double Dare Fan da dum dish
Maan Singh okay then
Puntastic
Double Dare Fan lol
Double Dare Fan Dish is quite a good pun.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
No way to launder the money, anymore.
The washing machine is one tough son of a b**ch 😂😂
must be that german engineering
Jordan B. Lol
that washing machine had determination
iDE was*
Mom: where's my washing machine, son?
Yeah i love Firework in combi with Washing Machine's :D
That's me that is
Tom Lamb You were only supposed to do the dishes
Nice one Tom.
Subscribed! :)
It's ok, he had his safety tie on as well.
I appreciate a skilled pyromaniac!!
Tom..."I'm putting this Rocket in the dishwasher and........" Rocket??? That was more like a Bomb! That literally destroyed it, Awesome work, Love it!
Ikr, I was like what kinda freaking rocket was that to completely blow up a steel dish washer
like a stick of TNT XD
seeyouspacecowboy14 looked like a thunderflash, used a lot in paintball and airsoft as grenades
This Washing Machine:
**"Why are we here... if only to suffer?"**
Just to suffer*
THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN WATCHING MY FIDGET SPINNER.
Truest thing in existence.
Kranki Pete Absolutely..
like old skool colinfurze
patmald he has changed for the bad
Fireworks, explosives, safety ties and gaffer tape. Yup, it's a Colin Furze video. :)
An absolute Furze classic this, makes me laugh every time I watch it.
You needed a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 to kill it!
Primeval Media you could buy a new washing machine *oooorrr* get an IPHONEE
or a nokia 3310. definitely stronger than the brick
too soon
Many owners of a particular Samsung washing-machine model didn't even need that!
Great invention furze
Im fairly certain that Collin Furze did not invent washing machines that destroy themselves. Photonicinduction did it first
Actually, Aussie50 has done this years before Photonicinduction back in 2011.
Isis have claimed responsibility for the damaged washing machine.
Alex Smith how do you make this stuff
Not Alex smith
noice
Nah, This is so brutal ISIS doesn't even want to claim responsibility for it
Old
1:12
“There’s a fire”
Colin: “oh it’s only a little fire”
Love that!
Rare footage of German ww2 soldiers firing at a Sherman using Panzerfausts. (1944 colorized)
Knyq Barbosa Ahahhaha XD
Ecks dee
The dishwasher was a sherman
Well doesn't work because the Sherman wouldn't have lasted as long lol
TheMarineGamer IGGHQ the Sherman was notorious for being able to be bodged back to life
It looks like they both got off work and then one of them was like “you know what let’s go blow shit up in awashing machine” 😂
I heard there was a guy who escaped from an insane asylum a couple years back
I'm actually surprised Colin hasn't changed a bit in 6 years it's great
It’s amazing how much destruction you can fit in to just 4 mins
BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
Daniel Do that video is truly the best one I’ve ever seen on toyrube
This was so satisfying for some reason
1:53the washing mashine: IM GONNA EAT THIS GOPRO
"The dishes are done, man!" ~Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead
My go to phrase for 20 years,people be like whaa...cool to hear it from someone!
Sucks when you get old enough that people stop understanding your references doesnt it?? lol
Me: why would you do this
Colin:because I can
4:34 was waiting for your mate to get his tie stuck in the dishwasher door 😂
Skippie But it's 4:24 long?
For sale: One washing machine. Shows signs of normal use and has a few minor dents. A real beauty!
Where's codyslab with the nitroglycerin
*My hope will never die...*
I can't believe how much I enjoyed this video
Do more of these ......fucking hilarious
*Gets fixed for the 3rd time
Washing machine: Just let me die already!
Literally advertised that beast washing machine...im gna buy myself one now😂 my current one breaks if slightly more clothes is In it
The stress of spinning 40 pounds of wet cloths over months is more strain than a few grams of explosives.
whats pounds ?
Meanwhile in Britain...
Joe Hince even crazier than america
Well that was just wonderful.
This just proves how durable washing machines are
Top ten hardest mega man bosses to defeat.
Petite White Washing Machine Gets DESTROYED By 2 British Boys
This is wrong on so many levels but just so damn funny.
Well done.
Sushii I mean If I saw that on Pornhub I would watch it.
Someone just earned an internet award!
Petite and white..... Cx
That's for getting my step sister stuck!
When the parents are out of town and your best friend comes over 😂😂
When other washing machines fail to do the job, there's only one brand you can count on....
*WOLVERINE*
That makes me wonder... could you power a go-kart with the electric motor of a washing machine? I mean, if anyone would be able to do that It'd be you Colin.
Moritz Vogt You wouldn't go very far, not once the plug pulled out of the wall socket anyway.
Why bother? His go kart has a bloody pulse jet on it!
UGU Zach idk? Just to see if it's possible.
Andrew Jenkins duh
That's why you bring you wall with you.
This video is a reminder how important it is to fill out a do-not-resuscitate form
A like that you use heavy rock and roll music. It is like your own style, and it seems like you dont care if it's not the most used youtube backround music of all.
It is punk generally, but I will let you off. And it fits in with anarchic themes of the channel.
Meanwhile, my washer can't even handle washing clothes without dying...
Got to love a good Colin Furze video in the morning!
It died .... Then you killed it .... Then it died ..... Then you killed it and then killed it after killing it again.
Dishwasher's best explosion ever!
BRICKKKK!!!
The solution to all your problems.
And he was still holding the blowtorch, like he had to light it!
What brand is that? I'm switching to that one.
Chuck Norris
I think Panasonic
AEG you can see the G at 0:24
Nokia
Firework or wm?
Thumbs up for straight into the point.
Didn't even use fast forward once, already seeing rockets hitting the washing machine.