Saw the movie a second time and when Jennifer Connelly showed up my wife leaned over and whispered in my ear, “pump and dump.” I laughed silently for 5 straight minutes. I looked like my shoulders were getting tasered. 😂
His standup is hilarious. My gf dad bought us tickets to see him live in Vegas back in early 2000s and I was really disappointed bc I didn’t think he’d be funny. He was hilarious. I laughed the whole time.
Honestly Spade, you're the greatest! I binged all episodes of you and Dana's podcast last week and watched tons of clips of you then rewatched both Joe Dirts. Edit: it all started cuz of the new standup special, obviously
I almost didn’t watch this because I thought I don’t care about Top Gun. But I figured, it’s David Spade, he’s going to have something super funny to say. You never disappoint, you had me bent over laughing this morning from start to finish!! Thanks for sharing your humor with us!
"I don't go to the movies...or have TV"...Yeah , O.K. Welcome to 2022...nobody does. But you do spend 24 hours a day online...so you are just like every other dipshit.
Funniest part was everytime mav got called into the authority office to get yelled at, there was no background music, so we could all hear the baliwood movie in the theatre next to us blasting “abu dahbi Dawli blu boo zifresh agalalalala” throughout every quiet scene in the film where Tom cruise was getting yelled at by Jon hamm
Great movie. Perfectly made. The story, the action, the drama, the funny parts at the right times. Top 3 Sequels: Godfather 2, Empire Strikes Back, Top Gun: Maverick
Even if they weren’t referencing the runway, a highway is still a great word to use as a metaphor, because “high” often means up in the air, and “way” means path. A highway to heaven is that journey into the sky that people take when they die. Then again there’s a highway to hell, so maybe you start going up on a highway like you’re headed to heaven, but then your sins are examined and so you’re forced to take an off-ramp down towards a tunnel entrance into the fiery ground.
Even if they weren’t referencing the runway, a highway is still a great word to use as a metaphor, because “high” often means up in the air, and “way” means path. A highway to heaven is that journey into the sky that people take when they die. Then again there’s a highway to hell, so maybe you start going up on a highway like you’re headed to heaven, but then your sins are examined and so you’re forced to take an off-ramp down towards a tunnel entrance into the fiery ground.
I loved the movie but left being not really sure if Rooster was Goose's son. I mean, his name rhymed with Goose and had double Os, he had a mustache in 2022 for some reason just like Goose in 1986 when they were common, he wore an unbuttoned Hawai'ian style overshirt when off-duty, he learned how to play exactly 1 song "Great Balls of Fire" on piano just like his D....I mean Goose, and he even played "Filbert Rowe" in Revenge of the Nerds 6. I think the actor's name was even Janthony Jedwards.
The bit where he plays "Great balls of fire" bothered me but then I figure he saw Maverick there and knew it would stir up memories of his dad. So he was sticking it to Maverick in a passive aggressive way. Still too much member berries for me overall but whatever.
I could swear I saw you at the Yard House at fashion square about a year ago. Hope you enjoyed your food, assuming that was you. Great review. I laughed and my breakfast O.J. came outta my nose.
Golden! What a generational talent. Btw, hair is looking fabulouuuuuus. Love seeing what all the 90's snl cast members are up to. Sadly, really miss that Farley connection 😢 (rip). On a brighter note, glad to see you're still finding time to make us laugh, Mr. Spade. I wish you well
"I went to the danger zone"? I love it! Also, I'm sure if anyone is watching this video, they have already seen the movie or they don't plan on seeing it....so....Jen Connelly's character's name is Penny....as in Penny Benjamin....as in the admiral's daughter that was referenced in TG 1986....."For the history of high speed passes over 5 air control towers and one admiral's daughter!".
Funny how he's giving a review of this movie. Last night I watched the SNL skit of him with Chris Farley as Matt Foley "down by the river"...couldnt stop laughing David, how did you keep a straight face during that skit?!!
That was the most messed up, incoherent, cavalcade of .... classy bits I've ever laughed along to. [salute from Admiral SlapDick] 🖖🏻 Is Heather standing there with her hands on her hips in the sunglasses reflection?🕶️ Gotta blow up the cubic zirconium! ✈️ 💥💥💍💍💍
I saw David and a couple of his friends (handlers?) at Houston's in Scottsdale back in like '96, he was just sitting there, not eating his spinach dip, and doing sound effects... guy hasn't changed a bit.
@@fredwerza3478 well, I attended ASU from 91-96, and David's mom still lived there I believe. I think he did his special, "Take the Hit" at the Improv in Tempe, literally a 5min walk from my first dorm, Manzanita Hall lol
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@Davidspade Jennifer’s character was mentioned in the first Top Gun. When the Captain is chewing out Mav and Goose. He is going over all of his insubordination. He says, “ and one admiral’s daughter” Goose then leans over to Mav and says, “Penny Benjamin”.
FOCKING AWESOME. That nickname rundown was fun! But hey, how about "Pump-N-Dump"? That one's my favorite. In fact, I love it so much I'm going to say it all day tomorrow. Don't know what it means, but I'm going to say it anyways.
For a second I thought he was going to do a Tom Cruise impersonation with the shades on. I was so glad when they played Highway, so glad they embraced it.
Please do more reviews. Thank you for addressing the fact that Kelly McGillis was replaced because she got old. Everyone is like this is masterpiece, but it's, as you said basically the original
The bizarre part is the secret enemy underground lab is in the middle of a huge extinct volcano on a flat plain with a deep V cut on one side. So the ‘only’ way to attack it is a vertical climb up, a vertical drop down, drop bomb, repeat to escape. Really?
Yes, it's "Iran". Iran apparently is the only foreign nation with functional F14 🛩 jets. I was irked by the Star Wars A New Hope 1977 plot. In real life, the USAF or Navy would use a J-DAM or drone strike, 2022 tech.
Spade is still hilarious. Sharp as a tack.
Not funny at all man. Review of this film is gutter trash!
Anyone who claims David spade is a sharp as a tack must be as dumb as a brick.
@@scottystcloud7086 Hahahaha, yeah, really man.
Absolutely, funny as hell. 👍
Saw the movie a second time and when Jennifer Connelly showed up my wife leaned over and whispered in my ear, “pump and dump.” I laughed silently for 5 straight minutes. I looked like my shoulders were getting tasered. 😂
this was very funny
keep it up these reviews man
DS great re: SCORCHING things.
i.e. Taking an Assault Rifle to them.
David Spade is that High School buddy I missed out on in life.
“A filter or a shower curtain or something” this was so funny!
I'd watch these reviews all day!!
All day .... twice !!!!
I flew with this guy, he is Vietnamese and his last name is “Ho”. His callsign was Two Bit! I thought it was perfect and he seem to embrace it!
David Spade is a classic and we need more of him.
needs his own line - i.e. an ongoing and
continuing story. A feature followed by sequels.
Something never seen before.
No this is the right amount.
He's ok.
He's only funny when funny people are around him too.
@@phillip_iv_planetking6354 No one is funny 100% of the time. I loved him and Chris Farley together.
@@koicaine1230 I know.
That's why I said he's only funny around other funny people.
Yes, Tommy boy was a good funny movie.
David, we need you back on television. There are a zillion people who can’t get enough of you.
Bring back Lights Out
Nobody watches TV, dipsht
A zillion and 1
@@taintmisbehaven7147 prove it
Bills this was the funniest bit I ever seen in my life plus I really don't think the new top gun movie is is good at all in fact it's just a rehash
You make me happy David Spade. I’m a constant and long-time fan.
Pretty sure David is the only one who didn't know that it is "highway to the danger zone." His honesty about it is the best. So pure.
🤣 the Kelly McGillis cameo was brilliant!
"Pump and dump" 🤣
I swear David Spade is getting funnier by the second.
Thanks, David Spade's Agent
Said no one ever.
Questionable
Not that funny to me
His standup is hilarious. My gf dad bought us tickets to see him live in Vegas back in early 2000s and I was really disappointed bc I didn’t think he’d be funny.
He was hilarious. I laughed the whole time.
Classic Spade... Glad to see ya posting again! Miss seeing ya on Lights Out..worst cancellation ever in history... F*** Viacom man! Dave You Rock!
💯
AGREED 😁🖤!
Honestly Spade, you're the greatest! I binged all episodes of you and Dana's podcast last week and watched tons of clips of you then rewatched both Joe Dirts.
Edit: it all started cuz of the new standup special, obviously
I almost didn’t watch this because I thought I don’t care about Top Gun. But I figured, it’s David Spade, he’s going to have something super funny to say. You never disappoint, you had me bent over laughing this morning from start to finish!! Thanks for sharing your humor with us!
Zacktly!
You still got it David! Thanks for the details, I don't go to the movies... or have TV, but sometimes like to know stories (in a comedic format)
"I don't go to the movies...or have TV"...Yeah
, O.K. Welcome to 2022...nobody does. But you do spend 24 hours a day online...so you are just like every other dipshit.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Such a treat watching Spade just zinging it! I miss your non-ologues.
That was a great JK Simmons impression
This is the best movie review! David still has the hair in the business!
Funniest part was everytime mav got called into the authority office to get yelled at, there was no background music, so we could all hear the baliwood movie in the theatre next to us blasting “abu dahbi Dawli blu boo zifresh agalalalala” throughout every quiet scene in the film where Tom cruise was getting yelled at by Jon hamm
I love you David !! I've been watching you forever ! Your one of the funniest most clever comedians ever !
Cancel culture is out to kill comedy :(
That was hilarious! More of this please... You could even hide the title of the movie and have the comments guess which one it is..
Yeah. That would be really hard, especially after he mentions Tom Cruise and The Danger Zone.
It would be more likely to be a global hit that way.
Spade is the cubic zirconia that turns out to be diamond. What a fun dork.
Spade adds Movie Critic to his resume and gets a whole new audience. Love it! Told like only DS could.
Great movie. Perfectly made. The story, the action, the drama, the funny parts at the right times. Top 3 Sequels: Godfather 2, Empire Strikes Back, Top Gun: Maverick
The first top gun is damn near unwatchable, those other movies followed good ones though.
@@emcsquared8681 no way!!! ...
Terminator 2 ?
spider-man 2 (from the original trilogy)
T2, Aliens, lord of the rings two towers and the dark knight are also alongside the greatest sequels of all time!
David spade is my favorite comedian. Still love him playing finch on " just shoot me"
One of my favorite shows ever! Finch and Nina (Wendy Malick) were perfect.
I agree. They're chemistry on that show is 100% . Still watching the series. Love the writing !
The best thing about this review is that having seen it, I don't need to sit through the actual movie.
😂🏆
“Finger blast?” 😬
You're one-of-a-kind and your latest stand-up was fucking hilarious. Please keep doing these.
"Pump and dump" is a pretty good callsign to add to your list
Of course its highway to dangerzone, it's referring to the runway of the aircraft carrier where the planes take off into battle.
I remeber when it came out. Back when MTV played music videos, and it was clear as day that he said, "Highway".
Even if they weren’t referencing the runway, a highway is still a great word to use as a metaphor, because “high” often means up in the air, and “way” means path. A highway to heaven is that journey into the sky that people take when they die. Then again there’s a highway to hell, so maybe you start going up on a highway like you’re headed to heaven, but then your sins are examined and so you’re forced to take an off-ramp down towards a tunnel entrance into the fiery ground.
Even if they weren’t referencing the runway, a highway is still a great word to use as a metaphor, because “high” often means up in the air, and “way” means path. A highway to heaven is that journey into the sky that people take when they die. Then again there’s a highway to hell, so maybe you start going up on a highway like you’re headed to heaven, but then your sins are examined and so you’re forced to take an off-ramp down towards a tunnel entrance into the fiery ground.
We need more movie reviews from you. This is funny and informative.
No riffs on Val Kilmer? Or the way TC trains the pilots? The "love interest" sub plot did seem hacky.
Classic Spade.
Best Movie review by far 👍 can't wait for Jurrasic Park !!
"Lymph node" 😂 Now that's a cool and confusing call sign! 😂😂
I always enjoy you, David.
Keep up the good work!
More movie reviews, please.
I really hope Kenny Loggins gets back and we get an update!!
You're looking cool in your shades! "That one isn't actually broken" made me guffaw. Thank you.
Oh my god thank you for sharing with us ! We love you! Cheers from Palm Springs to you and Tom cruise!!!
36 years later holy Christ. I knew that but hearing it out loud is crazy
This was so good David, thank you! I choose to continue to believe it’s “fly into the danger zone!”
No, it’s “I’ve been to the danger zone”.
It's "eye way to the danger zone." It's like a keyway or way to unlock the danger while you see it.
Good to see your still alive and don't suck😹👍
Love ya brah!
Spadester doing us right.
I’m SOOO in love with your humor !!
Not bad to look at either . ❤️
This is hilarious. This needs to be a regular thing like Ryan George with Pitch Meeting.
Just bought tickets to see you in Tulsa July 15th!!!! Can't wait!!!!
Oh man. Top notch work here.
Please do more reviews!
I loved the movie but left being not really sure if Rooster was Goose's son. I mean, his name rhymed with Goose and had double Os, he had a mustache in 2022 for some reason just like Goose in 1986 when they were common, he wore an unbuttoned Hawai'ian style overshirt when off-duty, he learned how to play exactly 1 song "Great Balls of Fire" on piano just like his D....I mean Goose, and he even played "Filbert Rowe" in Revenge of the Nerds 6. I think the actor's name was even Janthony Jedwards.
The bit where he plays "Great balls of fire" bothered me but then I figure he saw Maverick there and knew it would stir up memories of his dad. So he was sticking it to Maverick in a passive aggressive way. Still too much member berries for me overall but whatever.
@@taintmisbehaven7147 That's a good point I hadn't thought of. Maybe he played that on purpose.
I could swear I saw you at the Yard House at fashion square about a year ago. Hope you enjoyed your food, assuming that was you. Great review. I laughed and my breakfast O.J. came outta my nose.
He prefers to be called “K Logg” these days. Thanks Archer.
Golden! What a generational talent. Btw, hair is looking fabulouuuuuus.
Love seeing what all the 90's snl cast members are up to. Sadly, really miss that Farley connection 😢 (rip). On a brighter note, glad to see you're still finding time to make us laugh, Mr. Spade. I wish you well
The "misfit, rag tag bunch......." bit with the plot twist of "... I've ever had the pleasure of commanding.." had me rolling!!
Wow, you've ridden yourself down that highway right in to the stranger zone...
Any chance this fella can get a bit o Spade, I'm a happy guy. Made my day, fist bumps from Canada
"I went to the danger zone"? I love it! Also, I'm sure if anyone is watching this video, they have already seen the movie or they don't plan on seeing it....so....Jen Connelly's character's name is Penny....as in Penny Benjamin....as in the admiral's daughter that was referenced in TG 1986....."For the history of high speed passes over 5 air control towers and one admiral's daughter!".
David should also do some sequels of his own movies.
NICE! “Talk to me Goose!” 😂
Funny how he's giving a review of this movie. Last night I watched the SNL skit of him with Chris Farley as Matt Foley "down by the river"...couldnt stop laughing
David, how did you keep a straight face during that skit?!!
"You harf that box..." LOL
Ziploc! Love it. I guess it wasn't official until your review. Good one!
This is the best review yet!
Brutally hilarious. Dayum David you bringing it.
That was the most messed up, incoherent, cavalcade of .... classy bits I've ever laughed along to. [salute from Admiral SlapDick] 🖖🏻
Is Heather standing there with her hands on her hips in the sunglasses reflection?🕶️
Gotta blow up the cubic zirconium! ✈️ 💥💥💍💍💍
Nice catch with the shades. May be the only way we ever get to see Heather.
Jeeze, creeper alert...
You 2 are parched
Who is Heather? The "pump-and-dump" girl of the month?
@@fredwerza3478 No. Heather is his long term online YT facilitator, and possibly his only tether to reality.
Nice. I hope you do more of this movie review/ recap stuff. Enjoyed this a ton.
Just when I was Atreyu about to drown in muddy despair, my luck dragon David Spade comes and swoops me up with his constant and hilarious jokes
Happy to see you David!! 💞
I saw David and a couple of his friends (handlers?) at Houston's in Scottsdale back in like '96, he was just sitting there, not eating his spinach dip, and doing sound effects... guy hasn't changed a bit.
He is from Arizona, right? I can't think of any reason why any celeb would wanna hang out in boring Scottsdale.
@@fredwerza3478 well, I attended ASU from 91-96, and David's mom still lived there I believe. I think he did his special, "Take the Hit" at the Improv in Tempe, literally a 5min walk from my first dorm, Manzanita Hall lol
@@ronfeltman8506 yeah I remember seeing a bio about Spade and they said he was from AZ --- Scottsdale just aint a big celeb hangout LOL
Fkin love these. Just the perfect dose of Spade.
Can't wait to see you in Calgary on June 24 David!!
yeah... i have been singing that all my life and i have always thought that it was "I WENT TO THE DANGER ZONE"!!! lol
Awesome bit! I didn't realize you were still alive. Good for you.😜
You’re the best, Spade!
Heather’s giggle & then David’s *Role Call* made me smile 😄… & then…. wee my knickers 😆😂 💛✨👍
I see Spade with a review...I click. It's that easy! (BTW, I never heard anything other than "Highway to the danger zone...")
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I sang it hide away to the danger zone, and right into... I thought it made enough sense.
😆 The way he clutched his pearls when she knew the lyrics.
He throws together these quick fire bits on topical shit and they're better than a lot of sets that other comedians work on for years.
He's a pro. He had some things in mind before hitting record.
That was amazing you gotta keep making these
"Don't dine n dash, , you know what that means,,,,you harf that box?" -ahahahahahahahaha!! Classic! Clearly his Call Sign is ''The Bushmaster!"
Can David please review EVERY MOVIE THAT COMES OUT?? So good! 😂
@Davidspade Jennifer’s character was mentioned in the first Top Gun. When the Captain is chewing out Mav and Goose. He is going over all of his insubordination. He says, “ and one admiral’s daughter” Goose then leans over to Mav and says, “Penny Benjamin”.
Dude, how did you not know those lyrics? That made my day! I'm old, too
I want those shades, Davey. Where you'd get 'em? I love the color of the tint
This is such a fresh take of doing Movie Reviews. I need more of these... David Spade!!!
FOCKING AWESOME. That nickname rundown was fun! But hey, how about "Pump-N-Dump"? That one's my favorite. In fact, I love it so much I'm going to say it all day tomorrow. Don't know what it means, but I'm going to say it anyways.
Kenny didn’t write the song. He just sang it.
😂😂made me laugh into the danger zone...at the end over cubix zarconia
The line is “Write into the danger zone.”
Hahaha, “Ye old pump and dump.”
For a second I thought he was going to do a Tom Cruise impersonation with the shades on. I was so glad when they played Highway, so glad they embraced it.
Cadet nicknames are the best part
Please do more reviews. Thank you for addressing the fact that Kelly McGillis was replaced because she got old. Everyone is like this is masterpiece, but it's, as you said basically the original
they did mention the bad guys as a rogue state/nation as a throwaway line.
I saw the first one at a drive-in I snuck in on a bicycle same with Rambo and Red Dawn. I'll be waiting for the new one to come to a drive-in near me.
The bizarre part is the secret enemy underground lab is in the middle of a huge extinct volcano on a flat plain with a deep V cut on one side. So the ‘only’ way to attack it is a vertical climb up, a vertical drop down, drop bomb, repeat to escape. Really?
Yes, it's "Iran". Iran apparently is the only foreign nation with functional F14 🛩 jets. I was irked by the Star Wars A New Hope 1977 plot. In real life, the USAF or Navy would use a J-DAM or drone strike, 2022 tech.
But that movie wouldn't have been as entertaining.
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 or they could have just dropped the Hulk in.
@@cwolff5119 You got me there!
I love this. I didn't know I needed more David Spade but dammit, I think I do. Make a comeback movie David!
Yes!! I need you to review more movies please! Hilarious as always!
This is by far the best review of Maverick yet.
Just watched Top Gun Maverick today. David's review was hilarious! Keep em' comin' !!!