Titanic: Alternate Ending - Saturday Night Live

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @YankeesFan0620
    @YankeesFan0620 2 года назад +993

    Kudos to Bill Paxton and James Cameron for being apart of this skit. Class acts

    • @oscarkoop2548
      @oscarkoop2548 Год назад +38

      It's a shame we lost bill with such a young age, twister It's still one of my favorite movies

    • @NunyaBizzybone
      @NunyaBizzybone Год назад +11

      @@oscarkoop2548 wait what bill paxson is dead???

    • @ctixu4dicy
      @ctixu4dicy Год назад +9

      ​@@NunyaBizzybone Has been for some years now

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 Год назад +14

      apart =/= a part

    • @NunyaBizzybone
      @NunyaBizzybone Год назад +4

      @@ctixu4dicy 😪 wow I honestly didn't know at all

  • @razieltalos
    @razieltalos 4 года назад +520

    you have to love when someone is willing to parody themselves, Paxton was the man

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Год назад

      Yeah, you love kissing their ass

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Год назад +5

      He became famous for his parodies!
      Space 'Marine' Hudson.
      Outrageous John Doe Punk who gets murdered by Terminatah Arnhuld
      Gung Ho military older brother in 'Weird Science' (a mysoginist).

    • @razieltalos
      @razieltalos Год назад +1

      @AudieHolland never was proven the Terminator killed him, he got punched I'm the face and that was it

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Год назад

      @@razieltalos He still was an Outrageous John Doe Punk whether he got killed or not.
      ENGLISH MF
      DO YOU SPEAK IT

    • @ziggytonumaa
      @ziggytonumaa Год назад +2

      ​@@razieltalos in any case, Arnold finished him in True Lies 😃
      Also, he was the coast guard cameo in Commando 🙂

  • @AllenMacCannell
    @AllenMacCannell 8 лет назад +2676

    Come to think of it, Rose was hurting her children and grandchildren by dropping that stone into the ocean like that. Only in the movies.

    • @siamesecatful
      @siamesecatful 7 лет назад +222

      yeh she should sell it ,i don't understand why she keep it all this time.it's not from jack but from her fiance who didn't even love

    • @gd9123
      @gd9123 4 года назад +22

      Facts!

    • @gabygabytoy5612
      @gabygabytoy5612 4 года назад +31

      No she wasn’t... they lived with out it their entire lives. It was hers to do what ever she wanted

    • @Eric_1991
      @Eric_1991 4 года назад +73

      @@siamesecatful I read the reason why was as a reminder, and also she didn’t want to essentially depend on Cal’s money

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 4 года назад +33

      @@gabygabytoy5612 So give it to a charity, and let them maybe feed the world for a few years. Jesus, what a stupid fucking thing to do.

  • @nakostyfoon
    @nakostyfoon 7 лет назад +1581

    R.I.P. amazing Bill Paxton

    • @AnthonyChinaski
      @AnthonyChinaski 4 года назад +12

      Bill Paxton sucked at acting. RIP Bill for Bill

    • @lawrencemoore3863
      @lawrencemoore3863 4 года назад +10

      @@AnthonyChinaski and that's what made him great,especially in Aliens

    • @DatGrA2b
      @DatGrA2b 4 года назад +17

      @@alexandramarberry1023 thats not Bill Paxton thats Bill Pullman Bill Paxton is in Tombstone

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 4 года назад +12

      @@alexandramarberry1023 Wrong again. That gentleman is Bill Murray. Lost son of Bill Clinton.

    • @Amy-gn6zw
      @Amy-gn6zw 4 года назад +7

      Gone too soon. ☹️

  • @seththomas9105
    @seththomas9105 3 года назад +263

    I know a guy that worked on "Twister" when they filmed in Iowa and he said Bill Paxton was a cool dude that hung out with the film crew and went to local bars and shit. Said he was a good, common fella.

    • @fleetwood7538
      @fleetwood7538 3 года назад +3

      They filmed it on Oklahoma.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 3 года назад +6

      @@fleetwood7538 Yeah. and Iowa around the towns of Boone, Pilot Mound, Ridgeport, Ogden and Eldora.

    • @fleetwood7538
      @fleetwood7538 3 года назад +1

      Nope. Oklahoma. Tulsa, and central state area.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 3 года назад +6

      @@fleetwood7538 Yes. Ok. They filmed it in Oklahoma, AND Iowa in the areas stated.

    • @seththomas9105
      @seththomas9105 2 года назад +1

      @Duane Barry 😄

  • @shawnuel
    @shawnuel 4 года назад +902

    Even playing a feeble 90 year old lady, Cheri Oteri can still find a way to chew the scenery.

    • @muunhead
      @muunhead 3 года назад +23

      I swear I thought it was Jimmy Fallon with a mask and vocal sfx. I'm not even kidding

    • @CHRISTINEAZ
      @CHRISTINEAZ 2 года назад +1

      @@muunhead 😂

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 2 года назад +11

      @@muunhead 🤣💀that's so funny I also thought Billy Zane was gonna come out and start man handling her like in the movie

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 года назад +16

      CHERI OTERI IS A BEAST.

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 года назад +5

      @@muunhead layoff the meds or take them exactly as prescribed.

  • @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317
    @devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 4 года назад +396

    Was expecting the ghost of jack dawson to ask rose why she let him freeze his ass off.

    • @lindahandley5267
      @lindahandley5267 4 года назад +18

      That would have been a good one!

    • @Danbo22987
      @Danbo22987 3 года назад +9

      TBF, Jack was the one who chose not to keep trying to get on the debris.

    • @tamiwatchesstuff
      @tamiwatchesstuff Год назад +9

      That would’ve been hilarious if SNL got Leo di’Caprio to tell her to hand the necklace over to them.

    • @smalltowngirlbigcityheart3724
      @smalltowngirlbigcityheart3724 11 месяцев назад +8

      I think we ALL want to know why she let Jack die! We all could see, there was more than plenty of enough room on that damn door for the both of ‘em!

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 11 месяцев назад +6

      Even if Jack had survived and married Rose, he would stop seeing her after she reached 25. (You know, because Jack and Leonardo only want to be with younger women.)

  • @gregoryambres1897
    @gregoryambres1897 2 года назад +158

    1:44 "I've been busting my butt in Pizza Hut for the last six years while you're sitting on twenty million bucks?!" 🤣

    • @reallifelebowski4732
      @reallifelebowski4732 2 года назад +12

      as a former waiter i felt the same way

    • @Tyln93
      @Tyln93 7 месяцев назад +7

      350 Million Dollar!!!

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 4 года назад +1708

    I wanted one of them to ask her why’d she’s let Jack freeze to death when there was plenty of room on that door.

    • @daedalus_20v
      @daedalus_20v 4 года назад +179

      It's not how much _room_ was on the door... it was the _buoyancy_ of the door (or lack thereof). Wood floats, yes, but it's not magic! The problem is the door didn't have enough buoyancy to hold both of them up at the same time, which defeats the purpose of him climbing aboard... they would both have presumably died instead of him alone. As it is, she barely survives because she's already soaking wet and freezing to death while waiting for rescue.
      While I think actually _showing_ this happening in the film would have been a better choice (the door sinking/capsizing and the two characters realize their dilemma), the logic still holds up - it's not the big plot hole everybody seems to think it is.

    • @elviakerlick1163
      @elviakerlick1163 4 года назад +35

      I dunno... Kate Winslet was pretty hefty back then. I know that DiCaprio was relatively skinny, but unless those were French doors, or double doors, I don't think it was doable.

    • @tangiechapman6219
      @tangiechapman6219 4 года назад +56

      @@elviakerlick1163 she was not fat she had a woman body dose not look like a boy thanks GOD

    • @yourbuddy6556
      @yourbuddy6556 4 года назад +29

      Jack : If only they cast Kate Moss, instead of Winslet.

    • @Universitysandwich
      @Universitysandwich 4 года назад +3

      Ikr thank you

  • @allsetcreationsvacationsbyDT
    @allsetcreationsvacationsbyDT 2 года назад +172

    Cheri Oteri kills every skit. So underrated!

    • @katiecase6821
      @katiecase6821 Год назад

      Sketch. Theyre sketches. Not fucking skits

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 Год назад +1

      She's on Saturday Night Live

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 Год назад +11

      Cheri is the female Martin Short.

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 7 лет назад +168

    R.I.P Bill. He looks so handsome here💔

  • @Daniel-fq5vq
    @Daniel-fq5vq 4 года назад +213

    Bill Paxton, my heart goes to you and your family. You were a marquee actor of my childhood. Thank you brother

    • @russellj.s.257
      @russellj.s.257 2 года назад +4

      Forever Big Brother Chet

    • @williamgullett8071
      @williamgullett8071 2 года назад +4

      @@russellj.s.257 How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

    • @smpiano6605
      @smpiano6605 10 месяцев назад +1

      You mean your Heart Will Go On to him and his family?

    • @Daniel-fq5vq
      @Daniel-fq5vq 10 месяцев назад

      @@smpiano6605 lmao, yes clever friend

    • @TheJayblaze3
      @TheJayblaze3 6 месяцев назад

      Did you like Tresspass?

  • @thebrain7065
    @thebrain7065 4 года назад +53

    Darrell Hammonds "Bob Seger slap" had me on the floor..😆

  • @kenbear64
    @kenbear64 4 года назад +153

    My favorite line: "Bob Seger was NOT on the Titanic!"

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 года назад +1

      Indeed! Hilarious.

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 года назад +1

      Yup

    • @soranraina4391
      @soranraina4391 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @derossetmyers47
      @derossetmyers47 Год назад

      I didn't understand that part. Was he one of the actors in the movie?

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 Год назад +2

      @@derossetmyers47 Really? Do you know who Bob Seger is? They were making fun of the fact that Rose kept wasting their time with lies about being on the big boat.

  • @joannewilson1021
    @joannewilson1021 11 лет назад +536

    That got pretty dark pretty quickly.

    • @dzenacs2011
      @dzenacs2011 6 лет назад +2

      wow omments full of sjw fucks

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 4 года назад +17

      This was dark af

    • @jay108jayakrsna5
      @jay108jayakrsna5 4 года назад +13

      Reality when money is involved

    • @dorourke105
      @dorourke105 4 года назад +3

      @@dzenacs2011 and even more Comments filled with thugs and trolls

    • @alexhale2696
      @alexhale2696 3 года назад +4

      Not as dark as how deep that jewel went in at the end of the movie. 😅

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 2 года назад +195

    The fact that they got Jim Cameron in this is the icing on the cake.

    • @scribe570
      @scribe570 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, so unique to have a topper on a skit. SNL skits don't end that way. They just fade out with music.

  • @LifeInPink999
    @LifeInPink999 6 лет назад +682

    This ending that’s how I would have reacted being her granddaughter. Seriously throw away 20 millions to the ocean it hurt me more than that old couple dying holding hands while the room filed with water.

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 4 года назад +30

      Yeah, always struck me as a cunt move...selfish as fuck.

    • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
      @xxhalfemptyxx7713 4 года назад +14

      bruh that crystal was unlucky as heck

    • @tompecena8573
      @tompecena8573 4 года назад +19

      Isadore & Ida Straus.....he was the owner of Macys....Wiki him, very interesting. A lot more to the movie when you know they were real people.

    • @kristinbagani2811
      @kristinbagani2811 4 года назад +14

      I know. I never really understood it. She knows they’re looking for the diamond, and yet she still threw it into the ocean after keeping it all this long. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @teekay698
      @teekay698 4 года назад +3

      Yeah... there are people who would do anything for money.

  • @ImmortalChaos
    @ImmortalChaos 4 года назад +540

    Molly Shannon looks gorgeous here.

    • @laland5752
      @laland5752 4 года назад +22

      Yes! Blonde is beautiful on her.

    • @Reese2279
      @Reese2279 4 года назад +9

      Yeah like Segourney Weaver in that goofy sci fi comedy

    • @SasfootBigsquatch
      @SasfootBigsquatch 4 года назад +8

      She's one of the best looking women to be on SNL. I love her smile.

    • @michaelmcdonald8452
      @michaelmcdonald8452 4 года назад +6

      You don’t think of MS as “hot” but she is

    • @christopherminjares7429
      @christopherminjares7429 4 года назад +9

      I think Cheri Oteri looks gorgeous in that makeup here. 😄

  • @garylynch9206
    @garylynch9206 4 года назад +752

    I think those characters hitting Rose represent all of us, who wanted to strangle her for dumping the necklace into the ocean. Hilarious.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +36

      Also, for letting Jack die.

    • @TheBuri00
      @TheBuri00 3 года назад +5

      @@jondunmore4268 agreed lol

    • @bronxlords
      @bronxlords 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @bronxlords
      @bronxlords 3 года назад +8

      @Gold Rose yes it was they could've taken turns, bet yet there was room for both of them on the door.

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 года назад +9

      @Gold Rose Exactly! It wasn't the SIZE of the door and that it could hold both of them. It was the buoyancy. That door never would have stayed afloat with like 270 pounds on it.

  • @ZhangtheGreat
    @ZhangtheGreat 4 года назад +190

    Well, there we go: confirmed by James Cameron himself to be the actual intended ending

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 4 года назад +10

      I want it re-released with this as the ending

    • @JustPippaNY
      @JustPippaNY 4 года назад +9

      Funny thing is, it's not that far off from the actual alternate ending where Bill Paxton and his crew learn that she did have the diamond.

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 года назад +6

      For those that don't know, there really is a deleted ending where they freak out on Rose about the necklace, and there is a really tense stand off about her throwing it in the ocean. It did in fact lead to disastrous test screenings, and that is why James was in on the joke, because he very nearly ruined one of the most successful films of all time. Here is a link to the original ending. ruclips.net/video/9uXa1R2e4a8/видео.html

    • @bristoled93
      @bristoled93 2 года назад

      @@blootooth00 Video is blocked in my country.

  • @scottvelardo700
    @scottvelardo700 3 года назад +117

    At moments I’m not sure if that’s Cheri Oteri or Martin Short.

  • @macnerd93
    @macnerd93 7 лет назад +410

    funny thing is if Heart of the Ocean had been real, it would be worth closer to 350 million not 20 lol.

    • @camgeorge6222
      @camgeorge6222 4 года назад +27

      Ok beat that old hag's ass for that diamond.

    • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
      @xxhalfemptyxx7713 4 года назад +13

      bruh that diamond was unlucky as heck

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 4 года назад

      @Salvaged History REALLLY?! THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP.

    • @GilliganKrueger0829
      @GilliganKrueger0829 4 года назад +5

      Would that have been in 1912 or in modern day? Because with inflation it would probably cost EVEN MORE...

    • @macnerd93
      @macnerd93 4 года назад +4

      @@GilliganKrueger0829 that was just the general value if it had existed in real life today

  • @WinslowLeach1974
    @WinslowLeach1974 4 года назад +350

    The funny thing is, if you see the deleted scenes from Titanic where old Rose throws the necklace back into the ocean, it really does make you want to beat her up.

    • @rosethornil
      @rosethornil 4 года назад +25

      Yeah, I thought that was a really stupid move. Wealthy people have options. Options are good.

    • @gazzalenbrick6381
      @gazzalenbrick6381 4 года назад +10

      Ya it’s like jack bought her it..her crazy ex did

    • @gazzalenbrick6381
      @gazzalenbrick6381 4 года назад +1

      Not like

    • @Lexman509
      @Lexman509 4 года назад +12

      My favorite quote from that scene "That really sucked, Lady!"

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 3 года назад +21

      I never thought that way. It was never really hers. Cal showed her the diamond and even put it around her neck, but he never actually GAVE it to her to keep. He kept it locked in his safe. And he never intended her to have it. He put it in his coat pocket when they were trying to leave the ship and he put the coat on Rose but forgot to take the diamond first.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +387

    The fact they made a funny sketch is great.
    The fact they got Paxton to do this is awesome (and not dressing up one of their people).
    The fact James Cameron appeared, made jokes, has a sense of humor, and did it all for an SNL skit is totally awesome!

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 года назад +14

      Well, he was in the area filming his second most successful film, Lasercats 6 with Sigourney Weaver, so it makes sense that he would stop by 30 Rock for this sketch.

    • @bicknell67
      @bicknell67 2 года назад +8

      Bill was the host

    • @abrahamesparza01
      @abrahamesparza01 Год назад +5

      He was the host

  • @TralfazConstruction
    @TralfazConstruction 3 года назад +84

    1:48 "A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets." She really sells that line among others.

  • @erabbitgamingofficial1
    @erabbitgamingofficial1 4 года назад +52

    *Bill: I was just talking to Jack and he wants you tell me where the necklace is so the two of you can be together!* 🤣😂🤣😂 RIP Bill Paxton 🙏

  • @Flandersned08
    @Flandersned08 11 лет назад +317

    Lighting a cigarette with money is a perfect ending to this sketch. I respect how honest James Cameron is

    • @anthonygordon9483
      @anthonygordon9483 2 года назад +5

      Everything the man every touched , turned into gold. Except for The Abyss.

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 2 года назад

      The common theme is he's an @zzhole....Even Linda Hamilton, his ex-wife says so....

    • @lomarsweed6604
      @lomarsweed6604 2 года назад

      @@jonesy_mcpants How do you know? Are you some kind of scientist or something?

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Год назад +3

      @@anthonygordon9483 The Abyss is still awesome as a movie though. Piranha 2? Not so much.

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 4 года назад +125

    Bill Paxton, fought acid blood alien xenomorphs, fought hunter predator aliens, fought a time traveling humanoid terminator, fought a cow throwing Helen Hunt tossing tornado, fought a really old boat sinking necklace tossing lady.Legend.

    • @theyearwas1473
      @theyearwas1473 4 года назад

      @Former Auror added. My mistake

    • @EdmxndDantes
      @EdmxndDantes 2 года назад +3

      Chet in Weird Science

    • @TheRichNewnes
      @TheRichNewnes 2 года назад +4

      @@EdmxndDantes Loved him in A Simple Plan. Gut-wrenching movie with great performances, especially Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton.

    • @VintageRose75
      @VintageRose75 2 года назад +3

      Don't forget he fought the Hatfields, as the Patriarch of the McCoys! 😏

    • @GabrielRodriguez-ox6cw
      @GabrielRodriguez-ox6cw 2 года назад +5

      AND!!!! HE FOUGHT AT THE OK CORRAL!!!! IN TOMBSTONE!!!

  • @GGSLM
    @GGSLM 10 лет назад +1243

    I felt like she really was an old woman being hit. I felt sad.

  • @primepm8861
    @primepm8861 4 года назад +45

    I loved this one so much. The fact Jimmy showed up at the end was awesome.

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 года назад +113

    I still can’t get over the fact that James Cameron calls himself “Jim”

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 4 года назад +14

      well "Jim" and "Jimmy" are popular nicknames of James so that's why.

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 4 года назад +4

      @@benzaiten933 lol yeah I know its just that James Cameron is such a big name in Hollywood that I can’t imagine anyone calling him anything else

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 4 года назад +1

      @Kim Lake mood

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 года назад +2

      @@imtryingmybest673 No one who knows him---including himself---calls him "James". A lot of people go to the most proper form of their names as authors of books, movies etc, and, especially as actors. James Stewart was always "Jimmy" in real life...etc. But I think I may be stating the obvious.

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 года назад

      @@RSEFX right, no I get that, but like Jimmy Stewart presents himself as Jimmy Stewart, yk? But since James Cameron presents himself as James, it’s just different to hear him or other people call him anything else

  • @kyleroberts3814
    @kyleroberts3814 Год назад +29

    See, THIS is the real reason to hate Rose. Everyone always going on about how she "left him in the water" after the movie clearly showed him trying to get on too but it wouldn't hold both of their weight, so he sacrificed for her. That wasn't her fault. But holding on to a $20 million necklace instead of using it to help her family! Thank you for this skit finally setting that straight.

    • @checynhadi2815
      @checynhadi2815 Год назад +2

      Hate her due to your greed?

    • @kyleroberts3814
      @kyleroberts3814 Год назад +3

      @@checynhadi2815 Shucks, if not throwing away opportunities to help your family is greed, then yes.

  • @mikkifarmer9626
    @mikkifarmer9626 4 года назад +91

    R.I.P to the legendary Bill Paxton.

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 Год назад

      It's too bad he's not here to watch his movies or act

  • @Luixmai
    @Luixmai 4 года назад +60

    The beating scene, is basically a parody of the " Calm Down!" scene from Airplane!

  • @sparky10142
    @sparky10142 9 лет назад +175

    Was that actually bill Paxton

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 4 года назад +7

      That was your father

    • @Dizzydawne
      @Dizzydawne 4 года назад +2

      @@iche9373 I’m your papa

    • @clownman9184
      @clownman9184 4 года назад +3

      Yes, that’s Bill Paxton

    • @boy-re8ii
      @boy-re8ii 4 года назад +2

      @@clownman9184 he looks so different! The way his face looks changed over the course of 4 years. The movie was filmed in 1996-97 and this was January 1999!

    • @clownman9184
      @clownman9184 4 года назад

      @@boy-re8ii well, that was Bill Paxton for ya

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 4 года назад +23

    LOL "Alright, this hag's going overboard!"

  • @daniellepreyar
    @daniellepreyar Год назад +13

    I can't stop laughing. This is a wild skit. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @christianmendez8299
    @christianmendez8299 2 года назад +15

    Thank you James Cameron for making me feel better today.

  • @gurujr
    @gurujr 3 года назад +33

    Cheri Oteri did a lot of underrated characters on SNL. Still her best and most well known was Barbara Walters.

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 года назад +1

      BABA WAWA, HER AND GILDA RADNER. THE BEST TWO BABA WAWA !!!!

  • @stringsnthings866
    @stringsnthings866 4 года назад +75

    God bless Bill Paxton. One of America's best actors, RIP.

  • @VintageRose75
    @VintageRose75 2 года назад +57

    In high school and college, I remember writing many papers for English classes. Often, after reading a novel, we would have to analyze the story, and what the author was trying to achieve.
    This is my take on it, and I have quite literally seen it dozens of times.
    First, of all, in real life, there is no way the necklace would have stayed in her pocket that long, after they landed in the water. Unless, it were tied somehow. And, in real life, she and the rest of the inner circle of the cast did not exist, and were a type of historical fiction characters.
    But, if Rose had brought recognition to the fact that she still had the diamond, she would have risked Cal (and her mother) knowing that she survived. She does state that Cal committed suicide almost 20 years later, after the stock market crashed. She would have been roughly 40 years old, and had probably carved out the best life she could after meeting Jack. Her mother would have been roughly sixty or seventy at that time. Why not bring it out after her mother might have passed and she herself was an older woman?
    Being how turned off she was to the idea of riches: not wanting to marry Cal, hated the societal restraints and norms, was not arrogant and proud, admired the personality traits of "poor" Jack, etc. she certainly would not sell it to bring upon herself more of what she hated. She wanted to remain the free spirit Jack had helped bring out in her.
    If she hated it that much, then why not anonymously give it to a charity or museum? If that had happened, it might take away from the wreck and it's most valuable loss--human life. When she spoke of the sinking, she had a great deal of sorrow and respect for the people who lost their lives.
    I think the reason she kept the diamond al those years, instead of just burying it somewhere, was because maybe it had come to represent to her, her love for those lost lives...but especially Jack. It was suppose to be a symbol of extravagant wealth from Cal. But, "The Heart of the Ocean" was a symbol of her heart's oceans of secret love.
    When she tossed it overboard, she was not just discarding it. It was a way for her to: honor her love for Jack, honor the other lives lost, etc., similar to when you put flowers on a grave.
    You could also say it was her way of "letting go", because she was ready to go be with Jack, since he said, "You'll die an old woman asleep in your bed...not here, not this night." The deep breath and sigh of relief and slight smile all reflected this, as you gather she is so proud of herself for keeping her promises to Jack.
    The symbolism is outstanding and incredible.

    • @jerryn.1823
      @jerryn.1823 2 года назад +3

      Yes, Rose & Jack, Rose's mother and Jack's friends were all just fictional characters. But in my humble opinion the script for this Titanic movie is just a bad script. I just think that the real 1st class women passengers aboard the Titanic and the other passenger ships of that time period of 1912, would not have had any interest in starting a relationship with a poor guy in steerage. Then James Cameron had his fictional character Rose based on a real life woman named Beatrice Wood who was a young woman at the time of the Titanic's tragic maiden voyage but she had nothing to do with the Titanic. There are much better movies about the Titanic out there like A Night to Remember which was first released in 1958.

    • @FBI.Open.Up.
      @FBI.Open.Up. Год назад

      He titanic ahs some plot holes
      Why was the necklace called the heart of the ocean? She could've bought another one and used thr riches to help poor kids or her grandkids. Without alerting Cal or her mother that she survived. And bought a cheaper heart of the ocean that she let go in the water, when she was ready to let go and fulfilled her promise to Jack

    • @jeffreyjeziorski1480
      @jeffreyjeziorski1480 Год назад +1

      Kept her promise to Jack?? Like "I'll never let go"???

    • @barbraseville8984
      @barbraseville8984 9 месяцев назад +1

      You must be a ton of fun at parties

  • @joepesci43
    @joepesci43 4 года назад +173

    This is hilarious. Why is everyone acting like this is real? It’s a sketch with “actors” on SNL.

  • @Larry_Ibarra
    @Larry_Ibarra 4 года назад +72

    Lol at all the people complaining about the old woman getting beat up. It's a younger woman in old age makeup and her performance (as well as everyone else's here) is exaggerated through the roof. It's not elder abuse NOR does it promote elder abuse. You've seriously never heard of dark humor?

    • @claudehauper7629
      @claudehauper7629 4 года назад +1

      Internet trolls are stupid and suck.

    • @genjibenkei
      @genjibenkei 4 года назад +6

      No, we live in a post-joke world now 🤷🏻‍♂️ sad.

    • @codeblue8922
      @codeblue8922 4 года назад +3

      I was offended that they didn’t go further with it. I was hoping they would waterboard her lol that woulda been funny as hell.

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 3 года назад

      Ehh I like dark humor, I just didn’t find this funny. Maybe if they used the young rose instead it would’ve been funnier.

    • @Larry_Ibarra
      @Larry_Ibarra 3 года назад +1

      @@Gamergirl-.- It wouldn't have made sense for Brock and his crew to beat up young Rose.

  • @NYKLOGISTIK
    @NYKLOGISTIK 9 месяцев назад +7

    All the gen z who cant take a joke. This is slapstick humor at its finest.

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly! People are too sensitive these days! 😂

    • @25756881
      @25756881 3 месяца назад

      @@StarkIller-df7gw you don't have to be sensitive for not finding this funny.

  • @idkybily
    @idkybily 4 года назад +53

    Did none of you notice how from Cheri being serious in the beginning people were laughing? THIS IS CLASSIC CHERI! I grew up loving this!!!

  • @kimberlyyoung458
    @kimberlyyoung458 4 года назад +62

    This was glorious! That slap from Darryl Hammond was in itself Titanic! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BbGun-lw5vi
      @BbGun-lw5vi 4 года назад +7

      That slap upside the head was epic!

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 9 месяцев назад +6

    I was about to feel sorry for the old lady, then I remembered there was plenty of room on the door.

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 4 года назад +31

    Almost as good as the alternative ending to "It's a Wonderful Life."

    • @dawnochs2018
      @dawnochs2018 4 года назад +8

      I truly wish that had been the ending. Old man Potter was a piece of crap!

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 года назад +3

      Ha! Great. I loved that alternate ending, SNL-style! Thanks for reminding me!

  • @julieplusmusic
    @julieplusmusic 10 лет назад +564

    Don't know how to laugh at an old lady being hit like that

    • @UltramarineDad
      @UltramarineDad 7 лет назад +23

      it is a parody ! and it is an younger actor not an old lady! god!

    • @AshishSharma-nm5eo
      @AshishSharma-nm5eo 6 лет назад +12

      Julie Wint it's not an old lady, it's a young lady with make up,
      Now watch.

    • @dzenacs2011
      @dzenacs2011 6 лет назад +5

      wow omments full of sjw fucks

    • @djpuntog
      @djpuntog 6 лет назад

      jimmy fallon is that

    • @samueldaddo8182
      @samueldaddo8182 4 года назад +7

      Cuz it’s not actually an old lady being beaten up and it was so over the top.

  • @SubzeroCage
    @SubzeroCage 2 года назад +17

    Wow Molly looks great with blonde hair! Also could you imagine it really ended like this at the end that would have been hilarious

    • @davidleonard7439
      @davidleonard7439 Год назад +2

      She's banging with blonde hair. I almost didn't even recognize her

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 месяцев назад

      That ending would have been too damn funny! 😂

  • @yahelisrael6958
    @yahelisrael6958 6 лет назад +176

    From the comments in the sectionI feel like I'm the only person who find this funny ass hell.
    Ooh I guess not. See there are other with a Sense of Humor.

    • @69nadyacole69
      @69nadyacole69 4 года назад +8

      hahahah yeah. People here are so SJW

    • @CodexAdrian
      @CodexAdrian 4 года назад +11

      I mean people could have been uncomfortable by the fact that someone who looks like a defenseless old lady was being slapped and beat up so realistically ...

    • @yahelisrael6958
      @yahelisrael6958 4 года назад +5

      @@CodexAdrian stop whining it was fake

    • @psychstudentrip
      @psychstudentrip 4 года назад +2

      @@69nadyacole69 people here are so social justice warrior? •-•

    • @charminglady2011
      @charminglady2011 4 года назад +3

      @@yahelisrael6958 but he wasn't whining, you are being dramatic. I did like the skit, I just didn't find it humorous. Some people don't find physical jokes funny. And violence gags, while over the top, too silly to laugh at. It is fine whether you laughed or not. It's comedy bound to have hits and misses.

  • @michaelgatti4038
    @michaelgatti4038 2 года назад +33

    RIP Paxton. This episode was awesome. Loved his Carrie opening. ❤️

  • @kevinbergin9971
    @kevinbergin9971 3 года назад +14

    The hole in her story that I recall when I saw the film is that she (Rose) would have been over 100 and no way would they have had her on a helicopter; by the way that was hundreds of miles away from shore-not a once around Manhattan trip to boot.

  • @louisdeangelis2535
    @louisdeangelis2535 4 года назад +40

    Please bring back Cheri Oteri... Simply a fantastic actor. Great in all of her invented parts. Please at least have her host a new 2021 show...

    • @robtru84
      @robtru84 Год назад

      She's on Saturday Night Live

  • @UniqueGeekFreak
    @UniqueGeekFreak 10 лет назад +37

    I think we all imagined an ending like this LOOOL XD
    James Cameron just grew in my eyes haha awesome!!

  • @usmanalvi-awan7817
    @usmanalvi-awan7817 7 лет назад +24

    RIP Bill Paxton.

  • @musicisbrilliant
    @musicisbrilliant 10 месяцев назад +3

    Its amazing how DIFFERENT the sense of humor on this show was back in the late 90's. Much more brutal, but in a good way. Really funny stuff.

  • @libra42ful
    @libra42ful 2 года назад +15

    I'm going to say one of the best skits ever... because if you have a sense of humor, then this is a snort from laughter, from the pure genius of it, parody...😂

  • @jaushuagray4640
    @jaushuagray4640 4 года назад +46

    People getting angry : This came out in 1997 / 1998 . Context folks

    • @captaincrunch8333
      @captaincrunch8333 4 года назад +1

      Yes, those were the days..
      I miss them mightily.
      When we took our anger out on the aged.
      Why else would they stick around?
      Certainly not to enjoy themselves?
      ;()

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 3 года назад +7

    James Cameron smoking using a lit hundred dollar bill and talking about how great it would be to beat up an old lady is just flawless😂

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 9 лет назад +47

    OK, I feel like everyone needs to calm down a bit. OK, it wasn't even that funny of a bit and they should have made it shorter. But Cheri Oteri was great in this (she's not an actual granny as you may have found out) and I did feel that the old lady in Titanic was a bit annoying.
    And it is quite funny when you think about this, because Paxton plays some kind of treasure hunter and he still listens to her three-hour story only to learn that the Heart of the Ocean was lost forever, when you think about it, his reaction in the bit may have been more realistic than the one he had in the movie.

  • @seltzerbot8730
    @seltzerbot8730 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mentioning William Howard Taft in anything makes it funnier

  • @anthonycobuccio6841
    @anthonycobuccio6841 4 года назад +19

    Cheri O'Teri looks like Martin Short in this

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 3 года назад +1

      Yes, she does! I wondered if anyone else thought that. ;-)

    • @dreamercross
      @dreamercross 3 года назад

      @@RSEFX scrolled through the comments just to see if it's martin short

  • @gloriapinskerportraits4801
    @gloriapinskerportraits4801 8 месяцев назад +1

    Who remembers the alternate ending to "It's a Wonderful Life"? The best!!!

    • @johnroe643
      @johnroe643 8 месяцев назад

      I loved it.
      Potter you can walk. your nothing but a fraud. Mary Joseph hold him down while work him over

  • @titanic..freackk923
    @titanic..freackk923 Год назад +3

    OMG THIS IS AMAZING?? AND THEY ALL LOOK SO ALIKE THOUGH

  • @kneeman66
    @kneeman66 3 года назад +19

    Very few people know the alternate ending to the real Titanic movie when she winds up marrying Jack in front of everyone, he gets pissed off when he finds out she threw the stone away and ditches her for someone younger and thinner

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 года назад +1

      Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon, this when I made sure i watched SNL and would leave my shift when it was over and go straight home to see SNL live instead of rerun, but I'd binge still the same, I remember when they all Molly and Cheri were new.

    • @checynhadi2815
      @checynhadi2815 Год назад +2

      Riiight the alternate ending made by you.

  • @jonathanjonzz975
    @jonathanjonzz975 11 лет назад +39

    James Cameron, the last man on earth with a sense of humor, I salute you :). To all the people not amused by this, ITS COMEDY!!!
    Any adult knows you don't beat up elderly people (or any one if we are really being honest) but the absurdity of of an elderly person being treated like that is hilarious.

    • @maranatha_777
      @maranatha_777 10 лет назад +8

      Well, I´m a geriatric nurse and I saw families abusing their elders, so this really is not funny for me. But I don´t see any fun in watching anyone being beaten, child, adults, animals. Even comedy has its limits.

    • @sakandax2340
      @sakandax2340 10 лет назад +4

      Michaela Eirelover
      nurses are the worst

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 10 лет назад +5

      Michaela Eirelover This is the thing, it doesn't. The ideal of comedy cannot behold limitation, as it itself does not attain to limit or not. The way in which you receive comedy may push your own idea of limits, the level of it that you see as acceptable or non-acceptable, but comedy itself is basically an unfinished paint job on a picket fence. It becomes and stays as nothing. It's impartial, it has no effect on anything unless you the viewer, you the receiver choose to splash that last lick of creamy white and give it meaning, give it purpose. The fact you are offended means you chose to perceive this as some sort of reality, instead of the reality in which is actually lies which is; a multitude of actors on a set somewhere in LA, probably, just doing their job, pretending to hit a woman who has dressed up as elderly for the sake of comic relief. Use this as your new agenda when reading the news, watching other RUclips videos or even simply just going outside.

    • @allentsai9083
      @allentsai9083 10 лет назад +4

      James Hodson I'm mostly just offended by how unfunny this is. Comedy and offensiveness do not have to go hand in hand. It seems like this skit just took the idea of adults beating up an old lady and relied on the shock value to carry across the humor, something that SNL does all the time, it seems. There is no clever spin or twist to this video. How disappointing.

    • @thatmanckid
      @thatmanckid 10 лет назад

      ***** I know I agree, I haven't laughed at anything SNL have done since like the Oteri plus 2 of the 90s, and the only resounding success of the past like even 2 years has been getting Kyle Mooney on as a recurring cast member
      I agree with the whole hinging on it's one action shot, replayed over and over to become the skit's USP.
      To be honest, I just agree

  • @Miguelito1985
    @Miguelito1985 7 месяцев назад +1

    I died already with " yeah that's messed up" 😂

  • @charbel2750
    @charbel2750 9 лет назад +436

    Am I the only one who thought that sketch was kinda f***ed up?

  • @MisterGoofy
    @MisterGoofy 8 лет назад +35

    sarcastic humor is not meant to be nice and cheerful guys, deal with it ... and it is just a parody with actors ...

  • @craigbusick9676
    @craigbusick9676 4 месяца назад +1

    Cheri is so good😂

  • @ivorytower99
    @ivorytower99 2 года назад +4

    *At **1:55** - the bit about the 2x4... I spit-up my tea, laughing!*

    • @dlo3408
      @dlo3408 Месяц назад

      🤣🤣💀💀

  • @jbw53191
    @jbw53191 9 месяцев назад +2

    Titanic: a whole movie about having a one-night stand with a homeless guy and then becoming a jewel thief

  • @StefanSaba
    @StefanSaba 3 года назад +11

    Lol God bless Bill Paxton giving 110% in this sketch

  • @Spookeygurl063
    @Spookeygurl063 3 года назад +10

    I'm dead...even the granddaughter was mad & kicking her

  • @Damar158
    @Damar158 2 года назад +1

    "I think one of my ribs is broken..."
    "This one?"
    *proceeds to gutpunch her three times*

  • @michaeldepinto3562
    @michaeldepinto3562 3 года назад +8

    I would have given this ending a Standing Ovation lol

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 9 месяцев назад +1

    If you're too young to remember, Merrill Stubing was the captain of the Love Boat.

  • @MsTota77
    @MsTota77 7 лет назад +21

    RIP Bill Baxton😞

  • @johnyoungs3174
    @johnyoungs3174 8 месяцев назад +1

    Titanic original ending Best Picture deserved 😂❤

  • @shariemorgan1140
    @shariemorgan1140 3 года назад +4

    Lmfaooooo 🤣. He smacked her upside her head like my mother used to do me😂

  • @NYWF
    @NYWF 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is so wrong and so freaking funny all at the same time!! Can you say "elder abuse"? It reminds me of the SNL alternate ending to "It's a Wonderful Life". If you haven't ever seen it look it up, it is so hilarious and should have been the real ending to the movie!! As for Rose keeping the necklace; she would have had to forfeit it if it had ever been exposed that she was in possession of it since an insurance claim was paid out in 1912. The insurance company that paid the claim would technically own it even if the company had been through numerous owners or name changes throughout the decades. If the company didn't exist at all in any form in 1997 which would seem highly doubtful, then the courts would have still intervened since it technically wasn't hers.

  • @texanperry
    @texanperry 10 месяцев назад +3

    1:25 I just saw Chet from Weird Science! This skit is too funny!

  • @Gen-X-Memories
    @Gen-X-Memories 2 месяца назад

    Paxton and Cameron actually playing in the skit is really what puts it over the top.

  • @msrainbowbrite
    @msrainbowbrite 7 лет назад +13

    R.I.P Bill Paxton

  • @thibod07
    @thibod07 Год назад +1

    No wonder SNL is the best! Having James Cameron commenting on the film ending is more precious than the heart necklace! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @baboona2326
    @baboona2326 10 лет назад +7

    I remember Sheri Oteri playing this same character with Julianne Moore as the host of SNL. I would love to see that clip.

  • @johnjames4834
    @johnjames4834 5 лет назад +7

    Would been funnier if BILL PAXTON had rugby tackled her just before she throws the diamond over the side.
    "AH HAH YOU OLD BAT I KNEW IT"!
    He grabs the diamond.
    "I would have lost ten million bucks on this trip but this should pay for it".
    She kicks him in the nuts, grabs the diamond back and throws it over the side.
    Paxton dives in after it and drowns.
    He then meets Leonardo Decaprio and the rest of the the Titanic victims and they are all laughing at him.
    THE END

  • @Monamika84
    @Monamika84 2 года назад +3

    That ending was very real. I felt like slapping Rose myself after hearing her stupid story and constant “Jack!” “Rose!”

  • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
    @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 4 года назад +29

    Dammit, Bill Paxton, come back to us, already! I'll trade the entire Trump Administration!

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 4 года назад +1

      That's such a lopsided trade. You'd be stealing Bill Paxton!

    • @dangallagher256
      @dangallagher256 3 года назад +1

      You ever fart in a blender

    • @riandraegon556
      @riandraegon556 3 года назад +1

      I’d trade that administration for the ghost of Lassie.

    • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
      @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 3 года назад

      @@riandraegon556 Yes!!! Lassie does more than they ever did and actually solves problems!

  • @victordelacruz1760
    @victordelacruz1760 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is hilarious

  • @christianmartinezsolis2894
    @christianmartinezsolis2894 Год назад +4

    Now I cannot watch movie without thinking Rose's granddaughter worked at Pizza Hut

  • @onlyvincesantos
    @onlyvincesantos 3 года назад +5

    “And Bob Seger was NOT on the Titanic!” 💀

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur 2 года назад +2

      The smack was perfect when he said that

  • @tariqkhader6196
    @tariqkhader6196 4 месяца назад +3

    In all seriousness, the throwing the diamond into the sea has to be the most moronic ending to a film ever. Ffs. Sell it at auction and give the money to a ****** charity.

  • @bradpirochta9293
    @bradpirochta9293 Год назад +3

    Cheri Oteri, THE most underrated SNL cast member ever.

  • @pf5658
    @pf5658 4 года назад +7

    Best part was see the real JC himself at the end. Totally didn’t expect that.

  • @Titan52berg
    @Titan52berg 3 года назад +4

    This sketch is included on the Special Edition BluRay. On the triple-disc DVD edition a few years ago, it was one of the 'hidden Easter eggs.'

  • @ritparent7239
    @ritparent7239 10 месяцев назад +1

    At 3:40 when she said "I just wanted to ride in a helicopter before I died..." they should have cut to a helicopter pitching a dummy dressed as Rose into the ocean. I'll wait for your call, Lorne.

    • @goodrich2424
      @goodrich2424 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dannydorko7075
    @dannydorko7075 6 лет назад +12

    I think one of the biggest problems with this is her screams...they're quite disturbing. if she were to react more comically then it wouldnt be so bad. the sketch still wouldnt be that funny, mind...

    • @mightycirus
      @mightycirus 3 года назад

      What are you talking about that’s the funniest part it’s over acting it’s done for slapstick

    • @checynhadi2815
      @checynhadi2815 Год назад +1

      For psychopaths

  • @diontaedaughtry974
    @diontaedaughtry974 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Crapathon" and the 2x4 threat 😂🤣😂😭