As a white person I can say we did buy our house with a guest bedroom specifically for people to stay in. This one hits real close to home. I even got the pajamas
Collin Raley i love my guest room more than my master bedroom. And I laughed at the pjs. Had a friend spend the weekend and she needed pajamas. Yep, got them!
Fuckin' Right?! I'm Caucasian/Hispanic and raised by black family for a time. They we're like "Not even your sister can be in your room." Meanwhile my white folks were like "Nah! 'Sall good, Have ya GF over. Just no funny bis!" And yes my white folks used more slang than the black folks. Go figure.
I’m white and let me tell you, it’s not just couples that sleep together, it’s friends too. I’ve slept in the same bed as my friends almost every time they’ve been over. Doesn’t matter if it’s a guy or a girl, if the guest room is taken, we’re sharing a bed.
My friend's dad let his daughter and I share a bed because he didn't want me to have to sleep on the couch. We just had to leave the door open. We had to cuddle because it was a tiny ass bed lol
I can't remember exactly how we got into the situation but me and another of my white friends once slept in the same sleeping bag out in the woods during winter lol
Comfort is the utmost for guests, including a nice warm Queen sized bed. Loud noise? What loud noise? I can sleep through anything with the exception of three things, someone breaking in, a child's footsteps and a child crying, I hear any of that and I'm up like someone just dropped an ice cube in my draws. Preparedness is key to a comfortable relaxing visit. The only thing you have wrong about my house is, the house will remain silent until everyone is awake, but that bacon, eggs, biscuits and gravy with coffee going will normally bring anyone to the kitchen even if they're sleepwalking.
Idk how this guy gets it but he’s on point every time. I’m redoing my guest room with a bedroom set from the 1800s & we’re lucky if there’s 2 guests a year. Got no clue but it’s always been like so I’m keeping it going!
He lives in central Florida - central Florida is one of the least racist metro areas I've ever seen. Everyone just gets along. We make a place for you at the table without a second thought until you give us a reason not to. He's got a ton of white friends so that's a big part of it and you can be assured, they are always feeding him new content and information to point out too... LOL! They love him down south!! And especially in that area.
Josh, seriously had one of the most stressful days in forever today, but this reminds me SO MUCH of my long departed aunt. She had a room for the couples AND a room for the kids. And yes, at 6 in the AM she was up fixing breakfast for EVERYONE. You can't sleep when the bacon is bakin'. And the eggs, and biscuits and coffee. Thanks for bringing back the memories!
Oh, the husband can't ever, EVER touch those towels. EVER! If you happen to own a home with a guest bathroom and make the sin of using it, you may wash your hands but you may NOT dry them on the towel, not even using a pat dry.
I was kind of expecting breakfast to be the last one. For my family and friends, breakfast the next morning is just always a thing. Even if you don't normally bother with having breakfast yourself, if a guest slept over, you break out everything that can be considered breakfast food. At the very least you give them a list of everything you can make for them. If you've been up for a bit, you've probably already started cooking stuff. If the smell of the food doesn't wake them up, then you'll get them up shortly before the food is ready so they have a chance to wake up a bit before it's time to eat. Where I come from, hospitality is taken very seriously. It's not even something we feel the need to talk about or reaffirm. It's just universally understood. If you invite someone into your home, their well being is your responsibility for as long as they're there.
Yah all my friends will be all good but then a bunch of the white ones turn around on me and make a group. Which is there in now a literal Kool kids klub at my school. They call themselves that and they target kids of coulor. (I'm tan)
The guest bedroom is a southern thing not necessarily a black thing. my southern family have guest bedroom. Antique mahogany bedroom sets. With the finest sheets. The regular bedroom can have broken plywood but the guest bedroom is always luxurious
Hold on there! Northerners have guest bedrooms and, at least midwesterners, go above and beyond to make a visitor comfortable. It's not just a southern thing.
I'm from Wisconsin and moved to Oregon but spent a few years in Iowa. I've always been poor but I rent two bedrooms so that I can give a room to a guest or friend in need. I dont have much but the room has everything and internet, large screen tv, etc all there. I'm also a killer cook. If you stay with me every need is met. I was just raised that way. I always keep extra bedding, supplies, and clothes for guests.
Ya sounds about right. But you are missing the linen closet, full of extra blankets and pillows. The fact if you don't have someone with you the dog shows up in the guest bedroom looking for a cuddle buddy. (Every dog i have had does this with guests) The cat alarm clock that will ambush you with cat tail up your nose and a view of cat butthole. So close the door. Fire, oh we love us some fire. Fire place, fire pit, bon fire oh ya. We are all over having a fire for a guest, if we have the ability/facilities for one. Batchelor here, i have a guest bedroom and my office has a pullout bed, just incase.
this sounds like my entire high school partying career. i would always crash at a friend's place after a night of partying/stupid shit and this is exactly what the situation is. i know where all vthe blankets and pillows are and all the pets!!! AND THE FIRES. i love a good backyard campfire and we did those fairly often too haha
Forgot to mention when Irish expect you , the house gets a deep clean, new carpets , walls painted , new plates , dishes bought, fridge and cupboards full of the really good food , new clothes bought for everyone in house to look there best , mammy gets her hair done at hairdressers and dyed and camera ready to take all the best photos of everyone smiling while bacon and cabbage cooks in kitchen 😁😁
You’re also very correct about the waking up thing. In my house we are all morning people. Wake up at 7. Otherwise we be mad cause it slows down or lags on our plans that day if we got plans. It’s annoying when you got people still sleeping till 1 PM.
Dude you're one of the only entertainers on RUclips trying to actually bridge the divide amidst all this crazy polarisation shit. As a white boy, especially as one who lived in "black neighborhoods" his entire life, I really really appreciate everything you're doing and have done. Godspeed good sir, godspeed
My family is from New York, and my aunt married a man from Oklahoma. One time they were visiting his parents. One night when they were sleeping, a noise woke my aunt up, so she woke him up about it, and I kid you not he said, " don't worry,it's just a tornado, go back to sleep."
Josh.... Where I'm from here in Texas, it's called "Southern Hospitality". My grandmother raised me and she beat it into me that when you have company.... "The guest gets your best". I had a hard time when I was little understanding why I had to make sure the "nice" dishes were taken out and dusted off, why those sheets that stayed in the cedar chest had to be aired and laid out, and why I had to give up my bed when family or friends came over, lol. "Boy....if you treat your friends and family like royalty in your home, like them for their personality and love them because of their flaws, and work to put effort into showing them that love.... Then you'll never friends, you'll have nothing but family.".
I know when I was touring Italy, finding an important pillow for my guests Pima ticking , full weighted goose down. Of course silk pillow cases Gotta keep that important pillow game up
I am Native American and Caucasian. We keep the guest room in mint condition. I rewash the sheets and they have a light powder rubbed into the sheets so you won’t sweat and there is a gift basket I prepare for the guest. It includes snacks and homemade cookies and stuff. The guest even gets to take the basket with them! In their bathroom is another small basket including new toothbrush and toothpaste and your choice of soaps and shampoos. And then of course there are packages of decadent face masks and the mini fridge has a variety of drinks kept cold. 😂. Everyone wants to stay at my house🤣
I laughed so hard at this. I guess we are a bit overly accommodating. But, at my house you wake up whenever you damn well feel like it! Now, I'm a musician, and we're a little bit different from anybody regardless of race, but my lady don't play. She's so white, her eyes don't blink at the same time. She gets up early and makes noise. You just gotta learn to ignore it. I love your videos! Keep sharing your perspective. I've learned a lot!
as a white guy this is 100% true. when I was kid it didn't matter if you were family or a close friend, my mom would usually start getting everything ready a week ahead of time. once you finally arrive we will always be asking if you are comfortable and if you need anything and when it is about time to sleep be prepared to be offered anything you need, extra pillows, blankets, literally everything. plus nothing ever bothers us at night, there can be a loud noise, you can accidentally make a loud noise going to and from the guest bedroom and it won't bother us at all. if it is a really close friend we all know that visits a lot and has been our friend for years your basically treated like family. we don't ask as many questions cause there is no need to, you can go pretty much anywhere you want in the house and ask for anything you need.
Even though I live in a small one bedroom apartment, I can guarantee you I bought the ikea couch that turns into a nice comfy full sized bed so that guests could have someplace to sleep. Plenty of spare blankets and linens too! Not to mention whatever bath amenities you need. You need a fluffy towel? Bathrobe? Shower cap? Face mask? I got em. You wanna take a bubble bath? Here let me light some candles and toss in a bath bomb for ya. 😂 I didn’t even realize these were stereotypes, but it’s so true! Lol
Yes that is how we buy houses... I am closing on a house in less than a month and my wife and I are already planning on turning part of the finished basement into a guest room... LOL 😂
White guy from Portugal here. I once slept in the living room and gave my own room to my guest couple, i did the bed, i clean the room, they tried to help, i was like: "no, no, you are guests, you aint doing nothing!"
I've been watching your videos for quite a while now, and man you are one of the best comedians I have ever watched. You should have your own stand up show on TV. This stuff is great!
And if there is a noise that gets your Bright friend up, and he ISN'T calm about it, you better find the house's foundation and get under THAT. Because him and that cute little sweet stray dog that they got from the animal shelter are fixin' to clear that house like a combination of Seal Team Six and Cujo. It's a noise, they don't know what it is, but all that stuff they took to the range with you? Yeah. Mr. and Mrs. Smith are going to show you why they have it. Good news is you'll be safe and when it's all over they'll make you some chamomile tea with a little lemon and honey so you can get back to sleep.
Yep. Not a lot of this currently applies to me because I'm lower income, but once I hit middle class, it will all be true. It's passed down from parent to child.
As soon as my sister moved out, my turned her room into a guest room. She was even planing it before she left. As soon as the room open up, boom, guest bedroom.
I love to host like that. Dinner is as best as I can manage. Blankets are in bulk "just in case" cause if you're not comfortable at my place you may not feel comfortable coming back. & YES breakfast is goin early so at least something is ready for the early risers. No one wants to walk around a quiet house that isnt theirs with no food or things to do or talk about. It's literally ALL about comfort for our friends & acquaintances cause if you're uncomfortable we failed as a host & most of us refuse to let people go home sayin that our house was an uncomfortable experience...
The WIFI ready, the remotes where they'll easily see them, their favorite beverage stocked up(we ask before they come) favorite snack on hand(or will take them shopping(our expense of course they're GUESTS after all!) Lol as I glanced at my Italian pillows, guest towels folded into a swan etc. Nothing is to good
I didn't realize other people didn't buy houses and set them up so others could stay like that. We have two guest bedrooms set up and always ready to use.
The answer to whether we buy houses with people staying overnight planned, is yes. We purposefully buy a house with an extra bedroom or two so that if a friend from out of town wants to stop by, they can enjoy the privacy of a room instead of the concern of someone staring at you on the couch at 4 AM. We also silently compete with each other on our guest rooms, so be prepared for the fact that the guest room may have better furnishings than our actual bedroom. Stereo-typically speaking, blacks show off to each other with new Kicks while whites show off with exorbitance of a 'guest experience'. Everyone wakes up together because the host expects to make their top of the line breakfast as well. Even if they don't eat breakfast any other day, one should expect something like fresh biscuits and gravy, bacon, sausage, and pancakes the morning after a sleepover. ;)
Upstairs I have 3 bedrooms 2 for adults and 1 with twins for kids. They are furnished like motel rooms. matching everything with towels, etc. Were ready..
See when you come to Massachusetts, my guest bedroom , your mattress and box spring will be on the floor, and the walls need to be painted! Lol but beats driving and it's free lol
I do the same..shit if you are just over for a few hour's you are going to leave fed..my grandma always taught me that..she could have a cable repair guy over..and make him a meal and drinks to take..and when you cook always make extra in case someone stops by.
You came to Minnesota? Dude! You earned a LIKE right there. Did you come during mosquito season? ...You didn't freeze to death, so... yeah. I guess you got bit. Sorry, man, but you chose to come. LOL!
As a black man with a guestroom that just has a air mattress on the floor. I'm proud to say I'm gonna get my shit together and give my guest that caucasian treatment from now on!
I hear abrupt noises in the night and I've got my 10 inch bowie in my hand lol. I feel you bro. Im portuguese/caucasian tho. I also sleep with a headset on to prevent bitches from wakin me up.
Josh, if you’re ever in Birmingham. You are welcome to crash at my house anytime. We’ve got two kitchens, (one off the downstairs den and one on the main floor6. We’ll designate for you to sleep downstairs so your’ll have your own kitchen. We live in Hoover, close by the Comedy Stardome. Got to warm you, though. Only stand up club in B’uam.
I know this was made four years ago, but I have to add... don't forget breakfast the next morning. We will cook all the food in the house for a guest. When you wake up the next morning, the wife has bacon, eggs, sausage, grits, cream corn, biscuits, cantaloupe, mean while Daddy is out back firing up the smoker the size of an SUV and he gonna throw a whole pig on it for lunch. As a side note, rednecks will have a closet with tons of hidden food can, jars, bottles, buckets, and boxes full of food.
As a white man I can attest that when you come to my house; If it's cold outside there is a place to hang your coat. If it's raining there is a place to lean your umbrella. There is a place to put your shoes. There is an abundance of beverage options. You will have a steak dinner that night cooked on cast iron, with fresh ground salt, fresh ground pepper, and seared in fresh bought butter. You will have the best mashed potatoes you may have ever had. (Mr. Pray knows this one.) The vegetable will be fresh bought from the farmers market. We will pray together before eating. You will have your own recliner to relax in after dinner. There will be questions about how you have been, and how God has graced you that day/week/month/year. When it's time for bed you will lay in a bed with the finest sheets that I can afford, on the nicest pillows I can afford, on top of a mattress that cost me as much or more than the one I sleep on. There are 5 toothpaste options, 3 mouthwash options, and brand new toothbrushes. You won't use my ragged old towels but ones specifically purchased for guest use, of the finest material I can afford. I will sleep on a torn sheet before I ever let my guest have to do so. In the morning I will not wake you up abruptly, but you may be awoken to the smell of breakfast. And to top it off if I so much as suspect there is a scuff, or scratch on your chair at the table that it will be removed. You will be provided one that that is as perfect as I can provide. And all of this was purchased before I ever thought about what I myself needed to live in my own home.
Breakfast creates a great dynamic. THE RACE IS ON! Hosts will try to get up early and pretend, "Sure, this is no problem for us. We always get up after just five hours sleep to make breakfast before sunrise." We prepare an overly huge breakfast with sides like smoked salmon, cheeses, danishes, pancakes AND french toast, whatever. We put out twenty types of tea bags. If we have only one type of real dairy creamer, we feel inadequate (better to have milk, cream, AND Half-and-Half). Guests often feel obligated to get up and be ready on time for this grand breakfast, so the hosts are now pressured to get the breakfast ready before the guests come out. The guests often know the host is working hard and try harder to be ready early. They shower and get dressed while some hosts are still in bath robes. That's when the dynamic is totally out of whack IMO. Everybody should be in sleep wear with bed head or day clothes and looking ready to go, but not mixed.
Yes, when I buy a house I plan for having people stay lol. You will have a dedicated place to stay. We aren't afraid of loud noises, the loud noises should be afraid of us. We love guns. You and your wife are welcome to stay in our guest room anytime. See point one. Fresh linens, pillows, blankets, toothbrush, toiletries, PJ's and I may even ask you your favorite breakfast food for the next morning. Can't relate to #5, I'll let you sleep as long as you like. Barring if you told me you had to be up by a certain time. Mi casa es su casa Josh.
If you are at my house, your going to be comfortable, and tour going to be entertained. I don't care what I have to go through, I will not ever let someone be my guest and be bored
I own cats, so my guest room is off limits to the cats, just in case my guest is allergic. Your pets are welcome in my guest room too, and that includes feeding them. I like to decorate the guest room all pretty with a theme, so it looks like one of those pictures in a magazine. Same for the bathroom. When I go grocery shopping, if I buy toilet paper, I stock the guest bathroom first so guests have plenty. I would die of embarrassment if my guest ran out of toilet paper. When I know guests are coming, I go check everything in the guest bed and bath including dusting and running the vacuum and giving the toilet a quick scrub.
I've been minimum wage my whole life yet I always rent a place with a room for a guest...my whole home is your home. I got extra pillows, blankets, pajamas and I give most of it away whenever I see someone who needs it (I live in an area with a large homeless population. They're my neighbors!) I'm from the midwest. Good midwesterners cannot help themselves
As a white person I can say we did buy our house with a guest bedroom specifically for people to stay in. This one hits real close to home. I even got the pajamas
Collin Raley i love my guest room more than my master bedroom. And I laughed at the pjs. Had a friend spend the weekend and she needed pajamas. Yep, got them!
@@hybridmind603 What kind of job do you have?????????????
@@hybridmind603 "I work online in marketing and drop shipping"
Camgirl that sells underwear
Why would you go out your way to do that, unless you're a really social person or something?
We keep sweats and kids clothes. You never know.
You forgot blankets..we always have extra blankets and pillows. You cold we got you..need a pillow?, You good
Omg I have loads of blankets, covers, pillows, sleeping bags, you name it! You can build a Fort out of what I got.
@@heidimarchant5438 My friend and I built a fort covering the whole living room. We have sooo many extra sheets and blankets
Cold...need more blankets
My wife moved out and took half the blankets. I still have so many blankets, I've decided I need to build a blanket chest.
my mom came into my room with my friends at like 2am and was like “does anyone need anymore blankets and pillows” 😂😂😂
Man I'm watching a black dude tell me about my own culture and it is HILARIOUS. You are awesome.
“White folk let people be people man”. 🤣
True though! We want ya to enjoy your stay and stay again! You have to be comfortable!
Number 6. If you starve it's your own damn fault. You get access to our fridges and whatever we cook. lol
I'm half black, half white raised by white folk...this is all true.
Fuckin' Right?! I'm Caucasian/Hispanic and raised by black family for a time. They we're like "Not even your sister can be in your room." Meanwhile my white folks were like "Nah! 'Sall good, Have ya GF over. Just no funny bis!" And yes my white folks used more slang than the black folks. Go figure.
@Fat Samurai Productions
So your saying your a American then. All’s good
I am black and living in SA adopted here in SA! I can confirm this is all legit...
@@blackjames4959 SA South Africa or SA South America?
@@stealthbrawler in South Africa...
I’m white and let me tell you, it’s not just couples that sleep together, it’s friends too. I’ve slept in the same bed as my friends almost every time they’ve been over. Doesn’t matter if it’s a guy or a girl, if the guest room is taken, we’re sharing a bed.
Yup
My friend's dad let his daughter and I share a bed because he didn't want me to have to sleep on the couch. We just had to leave the door open. We had to cuddle because it was a tiny ass bed lol
@@samuelcolt1505 cuddle TF? How did u and ur friends sister even look at each other after that let alone ur friend
@@LS-qt9bo The sister is my friend.
I can't remember exactly how we got into the situation but me and another of my white friends once slept in the same sleeping bag out in the woods during winter lol
Comfort is the utmost for guests, including a nice warm Queen sized bed. Loud noise? What loud noise? I can sleep through anything with the exception of three things, someone breaking in, a child's footsteps and a child crying, I hear any of that and I'm up like someone just dropped an ice cube in my draws. Preparedness is key to a comfortable relaxing visit. The only thing you have wrong about my house is, the house will remain silent until everyone is awake, but that bacon, eggs, biscuits and gravy with coffee going will normally bring anyone to the kitchen even if they're sleepwalking.
Now you having me wanting biscuits and gravy and I don't have the ingredients 😣
Idk how this guy gets it but he’s on point every time.
I’m redoing my guest room with a bedroom set from the 1800s & we’re lucky if there’s 2 guests a year.
Got no clue but it’s always been like so I’m keeping it going!
He lives in central Florida - central Florida is one of the least racist metro areas I've ever seen. Everyone just gets along. We make a place for you at the table without a second thought until you give us a reason not to. He's got a ton of white friends so that's a big part of it and you can be assured, they are always feeding him new content and information to point out too... LOL! They love him down south!! And especially in that area.
Josh, seriously had one of the most stressful days in forever today, but this reminds me SO MUCH of my long departed aunt. She had a room for the couples AND a room for the kids. And yes, at 6 in the AM she was up fixing breakfast for EVERYONE. You can't sleep when the bacon is bakin'. And the eggs, and biscuits and coffee. Thanks for bringing back the memories!
Dear Josh
Thankyou for reminding of how good people are . Bless you and yours !
We make sure the WiFi is all set up and the good towels are ready for company.
Exactly
Oh, the husband can't ever, EVER touch those towels. EVER! If you happen to own a home with a guest bathroom and make the sin of using it, you may wash your hands but you may NOT dry them on the towel, not even using a pat dry.
“WHO STILL GOT A MEDIEVAL ALARM TO WAKE THEM UP???? WHAT KIND OF HOUSE IS THIS??”
That. Killed. Me 😂😂😂😂
I was kind of expecting breakfast to be the last one. For my family and friends, breakfast the next morning is just always a thing. Even if you don't normally bother with having breakfast yourself, if a guest slept over, you break out everything that can be considered breakfast food. At the very least you give them a list of everything you can make for them. If you've been up for a bit, you've probably already started cooking stuff. If the smell of the food doesn't wake them up, then you'll get them up shortly before the food is ready so they have a chance to wake up a bit before it's time to eat.
Where I come from, hospitality is taken very seriously. It's not even something we feel the need to talk about or reaffirm. It's just universally understood. If you invite someone into your home, their well being is your responsibility for as long as they're there.
I could listen to your stories all day. Very entertaining
I'm jealous of your friends. I wish I had friend like you.
Yah all my friends will be all good but then a bunch of the white ones turn around on me and make a group. Which is there in now a literal Kool kids klub at my school. They call themselves that and they target kids of coulor. (I'm tan)
@@LS-qt9bo That's messed up... Those kids are assholes. It doesn't mean much coming from a stranger, but I really hope things work out for you.
Come on Robert3579. But fair warning: Rescue kitty might sleep on your head if you leave the door open! 😻
Dude you just said what this word needs... ( y'all just let people be people ")... that's all the world needs
Josh pray is a legend he should have his own show 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
The guest bedroom is a southern thing not necessarily a black thing. my southern family have guest bedroom. Antique mahogany bedroom sets. With the finest sheets. The regular bedroom can have broken plywood but the guest bedroom is always luxurious
Believe it or not but people all over the world have guest bedrooms
im french-canadian and we do the same.
Bob Eeir 😂😂😂😂💯
Hold on there! Northerners have guest bedrooms and, at least midwesterners, go above and beyond to make a visitor comfortable. It's not just a southern thing.
I'm from Wisconsin and moved to Oregon but spent a few years in Iowa. I've always been poor but I rent two bedrooms so that I can give a room to a guest or friend in need. I dont have much but the room has everything and internet, large screen tv, etc all there. I'm also a killer cook. If you stay with me every need is met. I was just raised that way. I always keep extra bedding, supplies, and clothes for guests.
Your point about letting couples sleeping together is so on point. My grandma was the same. Rest her soul.
Ya sounds about right.
But you are missing the linen closet, full of extra blankets and pillows.
The fact if you don't have someone with you the dog shows up in the guest bedroom looking for a cuddle buddy. (Every dog i have had does this with guests)
The cat alarm clock that will ambush you with cat tail up your nose and a view of cat butthole. So close the door.
Fire, oh we love us some fire. Fire place, fire pit, bon fire oh ya. We are all over having a fire for a guest, if we have the ability/facilities for one.
Batchelor here, i have a guest bedroom and my office has a pullout bed, just incase.
this sounds like my entire high school partying career. i would always crash at a friend's place after a night of partying/stupid shit and this is exactly what the situation is. i know where all vthe blankets and pillows are and all the pets!!!
AND THE FIRES. i love a good backyard campfire and we did those fairly often too haha
Yup! 100% accurate!
Forgot to mention when Irish expect you , the house gets a deep clean, new carpets , walls painted , new plates , dishes bought, fridge and cupboards full of the really good food , new clothes bought for everyone in house to look there best , mammy gets her hair done at hairdressers and dyed and camera ready to take all the best photos of everyone smiling while bacon and cabbage cooks in kitchen 😁😁
You’re also very correct about the waking up thing. In my house we are all morning people. Wake up at 7. Otherwise we be mad cause it slows down or lags on our plans that day if we got plans. It’s annoying when you got people still sleeping till 1 PM.
Dude you're one of the only entertainers on RUclips trying to actually bridge the divide amidst all this crazy polarisation shit. As a white boy, especially as one who lived in "black neighborhoods" his entire life, I really really appreciate everything you're doing and have done. Godspeed good sir, godspeed
You one cool cat bro. I can't stop laughing. Peace man.
My family is from New York, and my aunt married a man from Oklahoma. One time they were visiting his parents. One night when they were sleeping, a noise woke my aunt up, so she woke him up about it, and I kid you not he said, " don't worry,it's just a tornado, go back to sleep."
Josh.... Where I'm from here in Texas, it's called "Southern Hospitality". My grandmother raised me and she beat it into me that when you have company.... "The guest gets your best". I had a hard time when I was little understanding why I had to make sure the "nice" dishes were taken out and dusted off, why those sheets that stayed in the cedar chest had to be aired and laid out, and why I had to give up my bed when family or friends came over, lol.
"Boy....if you treat your friends and family like royalty in your home, like them for their personality and love them because of their flaws, and work to put effort into showing them that love.... Then you'll never friends, you'll have nothing but family.".
Lol. This is so true. My wife and I are buying a house and most of our conversations are about the guest room. Lol
Ain't no sleeping in. So true!!! We get up at the crack of dawn, even on the weekends.
I'm an introvert as well as Caucasian and I do have sleeping arangment for guests.
I know when I was touring Italy, finding an important pillow for my guests
Pima ticking , full weighted goose down.
Of course silk pillow cases
Gotta keep that important pillow game up
I am Native American and Caucasian. We keep the guest room in mint condition. I rewash the sheets and they have a light powder rubbed into the sheets so you won’t sweat and there is a gift basket I prepare for the guest. It includes snacks and homemade cookies and stuff. The guest even gets to take the basket with them! In their bathroom is another small basket including new toothbrush and toothpaste and your choice of soaps and shampoos. And then of course there are packages of decadent face masks and the mini fridge has a variety of drinks kept cold. 😂. Everyone wants to stay at my house🤣
I laughed so hard at this. I guess we are a bit overly accommodating. But, at my house you wake up whenever you damn well feel like it! Now, I'm a musician, and we're a little bit different from anybody regardless of race, but my lady don't play. She's so white, her eyes don't blink at the same time. She gets up early and makes noise. You just gotta learn to ignore it. I love your videos! Keep sharing your perspective. I've learned a lot!
We get up at the same time when there is company. You even get to use the good towel and rags.
as a white guy this is 100% true. when I was kid it didn't matter if you were family or a close friend, my mom would usually start getting everything ready a week ahead of time. once you finally arrive we will always be asking if you are comfortable and if you need anything and when it is about time to sleep be prepared to be offered anything you need, extra pillows, blankets, literally everything. plus nothing ever bothers us at night, there can be a loud noise, you can accidentally make a loud noise going to and from the guest bedroom and it won't bother us at all. if it is a really close friend we all know that visits a lot and has been our friend for years your basically treated like family. we don't ask as many questions cause there is no need to, you can go pretty much anywhere you want in the house and ask for anything you need.
Even though I live in a small one bedroom apartment, I can guarantee you I bought the ikea couch that turns into a nice comfy full sized bed so that guests could have someplace to sleep. Plenty of spare blankets and linens too! Not to mention whatever bath amenities you need. You need a fluffy towel? Bathrobe? Shower cap? Face mask? I got em. You wanna take a bubble bath? Here let me light some candles and toss in a bath bomb for ya. 😂 I didn’t even realize these were stereotypes, but it’s so true! Lol
Yes that is how we buy houses... I am closing on a house in less than a month and my wife and I are already planning on turning part of the finished basement into a guest room... LOL 😂
Meat hang thru the hole 😂😂 I thought that was just me!!! The struggle is real 😂
White guy from Portugal here.
I once slept in the living room and gave my own room to my guest couple, i did the bed, i clean the room, they tried to help, i was like: "no, no, you are guests, you aint doing nothing!"
This is so hysterically true
I've been watching your videos for quite a while now, and man you are one of the best comedians I have ever watched. You should have your own stand up show on TV. This stuff is great!
You are awesome.....love you too.
Hospitality is real! Lol and you better believe I'm getting it in, guests down the hall or not!
Josh buddy they should give you your own comedy show on cable freaking hilarious
And if there is a noise that gets your Bright friend up, and he ISN'T calm about it, you better find the house's foundation and get under THAT. Because him and that cute little sweet stray dog that they got from the animal shelter are fixin' to clear that house like a combination of Seal Team Six and Cujo. It's a noise, they don't know what it is, but all that stuff they took to the range with you? Yeah. Mr. and Mrs. Smith are going to show you why they have it.
Good news is you'll be safe and when it's all over they'll make you some chamomile tea with a little lemon and honey so you can get back to sleep.
Lol. I live in studio apartment. I have guest accommodations.
Humpty Dory What are they, the number for a nearby hotel?
@@Sunset553 I have the extra toothbrush, couch, clean blankets...all that shit. Guests have the shelf live of leftovers though which is about 3 days.
Yep. Not a lot of this currently applies to me because I'm lower income, but once I hit middle class, it will all be true. It's passed down from parent to child.
This is true! Every single bit of it!😂😂😂
As soon as my sister moved out, my turned her room into a guest room. She was even planing it before she left. As soon as the room open up, boom, guest bedroom.
I used to sleep through my parents house alarm when my drunk uncle would stay over. Never heard it. Sadly, it happened EVERY time!
The pajamas part is sooo true.
I always love your comedy lmfao
HAHAAHA. You teaching me more about myself with every video.....
You forgot in the having extra clothes part, that they usually take someone else in the families clothes.
I personally approve this.
I love to host like that. Dinner is as best as I can manage. Blankets are in bulk "just in case" cause if you're not comfortable at my place you may not feel comfortable coming back. & YES breakfast is goin early so at least something is ready for the early risers. No one wants to walk around a quiet house that isnt theirs with no food or things to do or talk about. It's literally ALL about comfort for our friends & acquaintances cause if you're uncomfortable we failed as a host & most of us refuse to let people go home sayin that our house was an uncomfortable experience...
The WIFI ready, the remotes where they'll easily see them, their favorite beverage stocked up(we ask before they come) favorite snack on hand(or will take them shopping(our expense of course they're GUESTS after all!) Lol as I glanced at my Italian pillows, guest towels folded into a swan etc. Nothing is to good
I live in Minnesota ayeee. You missed the snow. Lucky ass.
Of course these things aren't always going to be true but this was hilarious.
I didn't realize other people didn't buy houses and set them up so others could stay like that. We have two guest bedrooms set up and always ready to use.
The answer to whether we buy houses with people staying overnight planned, is yes. We purposefully buy a house with an extra bedroom or two so that if a friend from out of town wants to stop by, they can enjoy the privacy of a room instead of the concern of someone staring at you on the couch at 4 AM. We also silently compete with each other on our guest rooms, so be prepared for the fact that the guest room may have better furnishings than our actual bedroom. Stereo-typically speaking, blacks show off to each other with new Kicks while whites show off with exorbitance of a 'guest experience'. Everyone wakes up together because the host expects to make their top of the line breakfast as well. Even if they don't eat breakfast any other day, one should expect something like fresh biscuits and gravy, bacon, sausage, and pancakes the morning after a sleepover. ;)
This is ssssooo true about the bedroom situation. Lol
People be people - well said
Upstairs I have 3 bedrooms 2 for adults and 1 with twins for kids. They are furnished like motel rooms. matching everything with towels, etc. Were ready..
See when you come to Massachusetts, my guest bedroom , your mattress and box spring will be on the floor, and the walls need to be painted! Lol but beats driving and it's free lol
I do the same..shit if you are just over for a few hour's you are going to leave fed..my grandma always taught me that..she could have a cable repair guy over..and make him a meal and drinks to take..and when you cook always make extra in case someone stops by.
My family sleeps in a lot but once one person wakes up everyone’s up.
I remember my friend being freaked out from these loud bangs at night and I’m used to it cuz my cousin they either shoot fireworks or target shooting
You came to Minnesota? Dude! You earned a LIKE right there. Did you come during mosquito season? ...You didn't freeze to death, so... yeah. I guess you got bit. Sorry, man, but you chose to come. LOL!
As a black man with a guestroom that just has a air mattress on the floor. I'm proud to say I'm gonna get my shit together and give my guest that caucasian treatment from now on!
This is all true. Except for the waking up part. We let people chill, at least in the UK.
5 things about veteran friends. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
if we don't have the room we give the master suite up
Minnesota in the house our silk is the best
Dude you are super funny.
I hear abrupt noises in the night and I've got my 10 inch bowie in my hand lol. I feel you bro. Im portuguese/caucasian tho. I also sleep with a headset on to prevent bitches from wakin me up.
Josh Ure Utube Gold!!
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Dude I got an army cot and a space heater in my basement.... I will be sleeping down there BEFORE a guest goes without a bed
"I had to let a little meat fall out the front hole in the boxers" .....WTF....LOLOLOLOLOL i'm dead
Josh, if you’re ever in Birmingham. You are welcome to crash at my house anytime. We’ve got two kitchens, (one off the downstairs den and one on the main floor6. We’ll designate for you to sleep downstairs so your’ll have your own kitchen. We live in Hoover, close by the Comedy Stardome. Got to warm you, though. Only stand up club in B’uam.
I know this was made four years ago, but I have to add... don't forget breakfast the next morning. We will cook all the food in the house for a guest. When you wake up the next morning, the wife has bacon, eggs, sausage, grits, cream corn, biscuits, cantaloupe, mean while Daddy is out back firing up the smoker the size of an SUV and he gonna throw a whole pig on it for lunch. As a side note, rednecks will have a closet with tons of hidden food can, jars, bottles, buckets, and boxes full of food.
As a white man I can attest that when you come to my house;
If it's cold outside there is a place to hang your coat.
If it's raining there is a place to lean your umbrella.
There is a place to put your shoes.
There is an abundance of beverage options.
You will have a steak dinner that night cooked on cast iron, with fresh ground salt, fresh ground pepper, and seared in fresh bought butter. You will have the best mashed potatoes you may have ever had. (Mr. Pray knows this one.) The vegetable will be fresh bought from the farmers market.
We will pray together before eating.
You will have your own recliner to relax in after dinner.
There will be questions about how you have been, and how God has graced you that day/week/month/year.
When it's time for bed you will lay in a bed with the finest sheets that I can afford, on the nicest pillows I can afford, on top of a mattress that cost me as much or more than the one I sleep on.
There are 5 toothpaste options, 3 mouthwash options, and brand new toothbrushes.
You won't use my ragged old towels but ones specifically purchased for guest use, of the finest material I can afford.
I will sleep on a torn sheet before I ever let my guest have to do so.
In the morning I will not wake you up abruptly, but you may be awoken to the smell of breakfast.
And to top it off if I so much as suspect there is a scuff, or scratch on your chair at the table that it will be removed. You will be provided one that that is as perfect as I can provide.
And all of this was purchased before I ever thought about what I myself needed to live in my own home.
If you added the rule: "Everyone takes a shower before bed." That would be my mother's house.
The pyjamas thing is so right
But he a lil guy gotta let the meat hang out.... Holy cow I laughed so stinkin hard!
Breakfast creates a great dynamic. THE RACE IS ON!
Hosts will try to get up early and pretend, "Sure, this is no problem for us. We always get up after just five hours sleep to make breakfast before sunrise." We prepare an overly huge breakfast with sides like smoked salmon, cheeses, danishes, pancakes AND french toast, whatever. We put out twenty types of tea bags. If we have only one type of real dairy creamer, we feel inadequate (better to have milk, cream, AND Half-and-Half). Guests often feel obligated to get up and be ready on time for this grand breakfast, so the hosts are now pressured to get the breakfast ready before the guests come out. The guests often know the host is working hard and try harder to be ready early. They shower and get dressed while some hosts are still in bath robes. That's when the dynamic is totally out of whack IMO. Everybody should be in sleep wear with bed head or day clothes and looking ready to go, but not mixed.
Don't forget about guest bathroom towels 😉
You know that your view of a Saltine is different than all we come in several different flavors LOL
1:43 im fucking dying laughing i almost blew into my bong
Yes, when I buy a house I plan for having people stay lol. You will have a dedicated place to stay.
We aren't afraid of loud noises, the loud noises should be afraid of us. We love guns.
You and your wife are welcome to stay in our guest room anytime.
See point one. Fresh linens, pillows, blankets, toothbrush, toiletries, PJ's and I may even ask you your favorite breakfast food for the next morning.
Can't relate to #5, I'll let you sleep as long as you like. Barring if you told me you had to be up by a certain time.
Mi casa es su casa Josh.
Bruh it would've been nice to know you were in Minnesota, I would've loved to go to your show 😥
We absolutely buy our houses planning on having ppl stay
My friends always have brand new toothbrushes for you. First time someone didn't have one they left at 10pm to go get me one from Walmart.
You wanna sleep with someone in my house, you bring your own damned sheets.
If you are at my house, your going to be comfortable, and tour going to be entertained. I don't care what I have to go through, I will not ever let someone be my guest and be bored
I own cats, so my guest room is off limits to the cats, just in case my guest is allergic. Your pets are welcome in my guest room too, and that includes feeding them. I like to decorate the guest room all pretty with a theme, so it looks like one of those pictures in a magazine. Same for the bathroom. When I go grocery shopping, if I buy toilet paper, I stock the guest bathroom first so guests have plenty. I would die of embarrassment if my guest ran out of toilet paper. When I know guests are coming, I go check everything in the guest bed and bath including dusting and running the vacuum and giving the toilet a quick scrub.
Ahhh nuts he found out about the magic pajamas
I've been minimum wage my whole life yet I always rent a place with a room for a guest...my whole home is your home. I got extra pillows, blankets, pajamas and I give most of it away whenever I see someone who needs it (I live in an area with a large homeless population. They're my neighbors!) I'm from the midwest. Good midwesterners cannot help themselves
Wisconsin 21 years, Iowa 7 ♡
Come on over.
All true, except the last...unless we all have plans in place, we let our guests sleep in.
Sheit, man I don't have a guest bedroom - all I got is the couch. And you can sleep on it.