Dude's bettin' his wife's uterus + Napoleon Bonefart. Okay, man. You earned my subscription. Now I gotta go wipe the tears off my face and clean the computer where I spit a mouthful of water I choked on.
As a kid, my Mexican neighbor (his dad) had a coin-op size pool table. I learned on that table starting about age eight but my friend (the son) and his sister started about age four. Twenty years later, my brother-in-law bought the table from the people who bought the house. The table is family.
I remember when I was in airborne school, and we would play at this pool hall outside of Ft. Benning. One night we brought this dude that no one really wanted to hangout with, because he was a little arrogant (but who isn't when they are young, dumb, and in the military?) to play with us, and he started to want to bet on games. So, in the last game of the night I was playing him and we got into a heated discussion. He banked the cue off two rails to make the object ball, but had only called 1 rail, so I thought he should pay up. Well, in the middle of figuring it out he said he had to use the restroom, so the rest of us left him with the tab and a $60 cab ride back to base.
As a Bright cousin, I can tell you, the sound of a cue ball bouncing off a drink thief's head is a hell of a sound, it can clear a bar out real quick. Shouldn't have Stoll my Shot of whiskey.😎🍻 💪🃏 SATISFACTORY!!!
I grew up with a pool table in the house. We knew serious company was coming to visit when dad got his stick out of his car. My sister and I both have pool tables in our houses.
Yes Josh we do play a serious game of pool well quite a few of us anyway, but if somebody is calling you on making contact with their ball with the cue ball after you make your shot cleanly then they're cheating you. Once again absolutely hilarious video, keep up the awesome work!
I’m white and I’m offended that this guy has to make his titles say “bright” friends. A big thank you to all the SJW’s out there who have taken the humor out of our world for the sake of the snowflakes. I need to get me some Wack friends as funny as this guy.
zach tyo I’m white and take no offence to what people say of my skin colour or anything about white people. Who wants to spend their life being offended by what other people say. Bring on the banter Josh.
You right in we start earlie, i was only a couple of months when my grandparents and parents took me out fishing and catching crabs, also started with shooting at age 6-7 with 12 gauge and 22lr with my uncles. And got my first folding knife at age 4-5.
My dad used to hula hoop before he got my mom pregnant, when I was still in his balls. He said he was teaching me to swim in any condition so I’d make it home.
Hey Josh, I got a white activity you need to try. Can’t get any of my black friends to do it. Come do the NJ Polar Bear Plunge in Seaside Heights. Best crazy weekend ever. Garbage can beer pong, from distance, played with a basketball at Hooks. Need I say more..
Fuck You first, thank you for your service. Second, agreed about Alaska. Third, I want to try it in one of those places where they cut a strip through a section of ice in a lake and you have to swim the 10 yards to get out.
Ironically, I quit drinking and I couldn't shoot pool anymore. I learned how to play when I was drunk. Once I sobered up I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. I did have the $500 McDermott pool cue though. I was pretty good until I quit drinking.
LOL it's so true, we start training our kids so young in the most random things - and they take bets too! Lose a basketball game? 50 pushups or run to the store in your underwear! (that was literally a bet made between my 12 yr old brother +14 yo cousin vs our dad and my uncle. And best believe they ran all the way there....)
It sounds terrible but he's really not wrong I was in pool halls at like 10 to 11 years old learning how to play pool. I got my first gun for my 6th birthday. And proficient in archery by the age of 12. My dad was a single dad and he wanted to make sure that if anything ever happened to me I could protect myself
Roll back??? Have played since I was 10 years old and never heard of calling anything other than what the object ball and cue ball does to make the shot.
You absolutely fucking nailed it on the drinking during pool thing. I never let myself get past 3 beers or else I'm gonna get too rowdy and start messing up my shots before I try to fight strangers. Needless to say I don't drink like I used to.
We always had a pool table in our house and my dad would have me in tears over calling shots at 8 years old. We'd bet and he would choose chores and shit for me to do...against things he knew i wanted but wouldnt buy me.....i did alot of chores.
Right about that starting out very young learning something. For most it is hunting and fishing at or before age 5, the others it is some kind of sport.
LMFAO thats so true I never thought about it. I won my first pool contest at 16 and won what would be about $1,000 pool stick I took everywhere just in case. Lol. My mom bought me a pool table at 13 and I played night and day so the men were hurt when my little self broke three rounds were I sunk the 9 on the break. The final round took me one shot after I broke. I had to climb up on the table to shoot but that didn't stop me from shooting behind the back. That was the best bragging rights for about 5 yrs. And you right we don't drink until after. We might nurse A beer at most. Lol You should do drunk bowling. You know rednecks love drunk bowling. We used to drunk speed bowl. Lol 😂😂😂
I owned 2 Billiard Halls, My husband a pro player, Steak horse , owned 10 -- 12 Cues that were made by famous Cue Makers. ( A $5000 Cue was Normal ) We gambled Every day. No alcohol. while playing. He gave lessons and taught rules and regulations to anyone who wanted to learn. Everything he said was true On point. These older men took this seriously . Would go on the Road. Travel from room to room gambling ( Road Players ). Their are Professional players and then the players who just wanted to have fun. My advice. Stay in your lane. . You may be like Smokin Joe Bartlett. Lost his money. Truck and pool cue. . We gave him a bus ticket and told him to come back when you re - up. 🎱🎱🎱 Tell me ? You think this man is The Hustler ? Jackie Gleason. & Paul Newman in The Hustler . . 🔥
Dude, when I was around 19 to about 27, we'd hang out at Arley's Pool Hall. I had a buddy that knew what I was doing, so I'd go in get a beer and we'd play and I'd have him win. Someone else would put a quarter down to play winner. He'd bow out and I'd play him. I won the first and he won the last two. He wanted to play for money and I said Well, I gotta go get some from my car. I'd smoke a joint with my buddy and get really relaxed. Then I went in played him 10 games for $20.00 a game and won every time. Works like a charm still but I ain't done that in years. Play pool that is, I'm high now.
Yes, you must call every ball, pocket, bank any any other balls you contact before your ball drops (Book of Hoyle rules). But I have never heard of someone making you call "the leave". Unless the Cue Ball contacts your object ball more than once, which you can call, what it does after your shot, doesn't matter, unless you scratch of course.
No, APA there is no calling shots. Neither 8 or 9 ball. There are rules for shot, like the cue has to hit something else after it hits the original ball. It must hit your ball first, ect. But bottom line, shit shots count. Watch any pro pool tourney on TV, no one calls their shots.
@@JohnFilax My friends and I call that "Slop". Watch old pool movies, videos and competitions, it is not uncommon to call every "contact". The higher the caliber of Shooters, the more strict the rules. MY friends and I were so strict, if you called something and it didn't happen, we considered it a Scratch. But regardless, no one calls the "Leave", NO ONE!!!
Lol! Too accurate. My uncle use to take me up to sports bars when I was young and we would play pool. I use to beat grown adults and I could tell that pissed them off a little bit. And the reason we use our own sticks is because the bar sticks are all bent up from drunks hitting them on the pool table when they miss a shot. You just can't have nice shit in a bar.
@@TheeBTK i play Tourney before and never have to only call the ball and shots 2x 2nd place Local Tourney Wins of 20 to 25 people. small . but never call Rail first , watch live pool u never hear any any type of player say Rail first
@@MikeBilliardsFun78 I'm not saying it's a professional rule, but I've definitely played many tables where they insisted banks be called. To the extent of calling how many rails will be bank prior to contact with your called target ball. It's annoying, but I'm used it. Calling a roll back, however, is ridiculous. :)
As a "redneck bright person" i have to say along with don't make a bet, you also shouldn't say "you can't/ won't do......(fill in phrase)". We love to prove people wrong....LOL
Always agree on the rules before the game begins otherwise we're playing base rules. Grab my cue mid game claiming a non agreed home rule and you'll be eating it.
#6 Anybody serious about playing pool has their own accessories like sandpaper, tipshaper, tip scuffer, shaft smoother, AND CHALK. They will spend five minutes grooming their pool cue and tip before they play. They may let you borrow the scuffer, shaper, and sandpaper. DO NOT touch their chalk. It is sacred. Anything on your tip will transfer to their chalk and to their tip.
Lol your right aboit us learning at an early ages . I was shooting .22cal long rifle at 150 yards at targets the size of empty beer cans. At the rightful age of 4 years old. Love your channel. Keep up the great work your doing. Peace !
All 5 are 💯 correct, lmao, especially number 5. LMFAO. . Excellent job as usual. Would love to have you as my Brother-inlaw. Except I was 5 when my dad took me to the bar and I started shooting pool. . No joke, for real LOL. . Keep up the great work on these videos.
You don't drink while you are playing pool so you don't get the moisture on your hands and cause a drag when you shoot next. It really is a thing when you are playing to win.
Are we just going to slide by like he didnt say Bonafart??? I'm dead😂😂😂
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Fax
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Dude's bettin' his wife's uterus + Napoleon Bonefart. Okay, man. You earned my subscription. Now I gotta go wipe the tears off my face and clean the computer where I spit a mouthful of water I choked on.
Funnest guy on the internet, much love. Crack me up every time
I want to hear about him playing horseshoes with his bright friends. Lol
Lets go
Cornhole lol
bacci ball!!!!!!!
Lol I just love how clever you are!! 🤣🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻
I can not stop watching this guy.....you need your own 1 hr special on t.v......
Very true! I was about 8 when my dad started taking me to pool halls. Great time and now I can play a good game of pool.
As a kid, my Mexican neighbor (his dad) had a coin-op size pool table. I learned on that table starting about age eight but my friend (the son) and his sister started about age four. Twenty years later, my brother-in-law bought the table from the people who bought the house. The table is family.
Whereabout you boys from, friend?
My dad still plays me and I still talk a big game like I can take him.
My dad was teaching me to weld and how to use table saws and whatnot.
My grandparents taught me how to play poker at 17. My mom wasn't happy😂
"Competing recreationally against white people" is the most paradoxical, blurry, gray line I ever heard of...but also a very accurate description
For real lol there are discussions over how it's gonna be played before you play 🤣
Yeah why do we have to be so damn competitive?!? Like we make bets on how many shots Bubba can do before passing out.🤣🤣🤣
The uterus and tax evasion parts, I can't even 😂😂😂😂
I remember when I was in airborne school, and we would play at this pool hall outside of Ft. Benning. One night we brought this dude that no one really wanted to hangout with, because he was a little arrogant (but who isn't when they are young, dumb, and in the military?) to play with us, and he started to want to bet on games. So, in the last game of the night I was playing him and we got into a heated discussion. He banked the cue off two rails to make the object ball, but had only called 1 rail, so I thought he should pay up. Well, in the middle of figuring it out he said he had to use the restroom, so the rest of us left him with the tab and a $60 cab ride back to base.
As a Bright cousin, I can tell you, the sound of a cue ball bouncing off a drink thief's head is a hell of a sound, it can clear a bar out real quick. Shouldn't have Stoll my Shot of whiskey.😎🍻
💪🃏 SATISFACTORY!!!
U never fail to make me cry.... Literally
nice name
I grew up with a pool table in the house. We knew serious company was coming to visit when dad got his stick out of his car. My sister and I both have pool tables in our houses.
Yes Josh we do play a serious game of pool well quite a few of us anyway, but if somebody is calling you on making contact with their ball with the cue ball after you make your shot cleanly then they're cheating you. Once again absolutely hilarious video, keep up the awesome work!
True
RIGHT?!!
Ive never heard of calling roll back until now and i was one of those kids whos been doing it since he was 8 lmfao
I do agree that you gotta agree on the rules before playing.
And before drinking.
@@GP-yc2it ^^^^^^ And this too.
I’m white and I’m offended that this guy has to make his titles say “bright” friends. A big thank you to all the SJW’s out there who have taken the humor out of our world for the sake of the snowflakes.
I need to get me some Wack friends as funny as this guy.
i interpreted that as a tongue-in-cheek way of saying "smart alec who is also white".
i find the term bright friends amusing honestly
zach tyo I’m white and take no offence to what people say of my skin colour or anything about white people. Who wants to spend their life being offended by what other people say. Bring on the banter Josh.
I’m pink. I don’t know what y’all talking bout white people. Albinos?
Bruhhhh anyone that’s actually offended by being called “white” needs better problems
Thank you for forgiving us, Josh:), Peace to all.
Everything is a competition. Even when we're alone, we're competing with ourselves.
Everything he said was only mildly exaggerated if at all 😂 100% accurate
I never heard of the can't see the pool cue when you put it together.... But the rest is accurate!
You right in we start earlie, i was only a couple of months when my grandparents and parents took me out fishing and catching crabs, also started with shooting at age 6-7 with 12 gauge and 22lr with my uncles. And got my first folding knife at age 4-5.
My dad used to hula hoop before he got my mom pregnant, when I was still in his balls. He said he was teaching me to swim in any condition so I’d make it home.
On point. Rack em up Sausage !🎱
"Napoleon Bonefart" Bwahaahaha
Courtney York I had to rewind it twice because I thought my ears were playing tricks on me.
I wondered who else heard it😄
Damn you're funny man! 😂🤣😂🤣
Man the song At the end was awsome !!! Can we get the whole thing ??!
Very correct I was hustling pool about 8 years old in a beer joint with my dad
You are an amazing!!! Thank you:)
I love you stuff man. Keep it up
Lmao !! You got some crazy mates !
Hey Josh, I got a white activity you need to try. Can’t get any of my black friends to do it. Come do the NJ Polar Bear Plunge in Seaside Heights. Best crazy weekend ever. Garbage can beer pong, from distance, played with a basketball at Hooks. Need I say more..
Hell yes. That is on my bucket list... Damn I'm white AF
nicole brooks you’re talking about the plunge I hope?
@@kevinmckenny520 lol.. Yes but don't put it past me to do the garbage can pong😂😂😂
@@kevinmckenny520, NJ? That's pussy shit. I did my polar bear plunge in Alaska, while I was stationed at Ft. Richardson.
Fuck You first, thank you for your service. Second, agreed about Alaska. Third, I want to try it in one of those places where they cut a strip through a section of ice in a lake and you have to swim the 10 yards to get out.
Ironically, I quit drinking and I couldn't shoot pool anymore. I learned how to play when I was drunk. Once I sobered up I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
I did have the $500 McDermott pool cue though. I was pretty good until I quit drinking.
I have to maintain the right level of buzz to shoot pool well. One picher to start, then maintain.
LOL it's so true, we start training our kids so young in the most random things - and they take bets too! Lose a basketball game? 50 pushups or run to the store in your underwear! (that was literally a bet made between my 12 yr old brother +14 yo cousin vs our dad and my uncle. And best believe they ran all the way there....)
"Get the 'this is for fun' out yo head". 100% yes, sir!
It sounds terrible but he's really not wrong I was in pool halls at like 10 to 11 years old learning how to play pool. I got my first gun for my 6th birthday. And proficient in archery by the age of 12. My dad was a single dad and he wanted to make sure that if anything ever happened to me I could protect myself
I was shooting guns when I was five, best life lesson I ever had.
You’re still here, so you probably missed at least once. j/s
*I wasnt paying attention till I heard "aint no liquor involved"... but I heard something else instead of liquor lol*
Love your videos.
Roll back???
Have played since I was 10 years old and never heard of calling anything other than what the object ball and cue ball does to make the shot.
You absolutely fucking nailed it on the drinking during pool thing.
I never let myself get past 3 beers or else I'm gonna get too rowdy and start messing up my shots before I try to fight strangers.
Needless to say I don't drink like I used to.
We always had a pool table in our house and my dad would have me in tears over calling shots at 8 years old. We'd bet and he would choose chores and shit for me to do...against things he knew i wanted but wouldnt buy me.....i did alot of chores.
Too freaking funny!!!
My husband has a pool stick that cost more than my car.
Come to think of it, my pool stick cost more than my car!
And the rest are all true.
Josh you really gotta come to Missouri
Haha funny stuff!& Trued
Right about that starting out very young learning something. For most it is hunting and fishing at or before age 5, the others it is some kind of sport.
"...You don't tug on Superman's cape... You don't spit into the wind..."
I had my own pool stick and case 🤣🤣
Ha haa I started workin on cars when I was 8. Bought my first hot rod when I was 12.
I wish I could I had grown up, with more time, before the world turned into a nanny state.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Napolean Bonafart?!? Lmao I'm dead😂
To Percy the accountant! 🍻
LMFAO thats so true I never thought about it. I won my first pool contest at 16 and won what would be about $1,000 pool stick I took everywhere just in case. Lol.
My mom bought me a pool table at 13 and I played night and day so the men were hurt when my little self broke three rounds were I sunk the 9 on the break. The final round took me one shot after I broke. I had to climb up on the table to shoot but that didn't stop me from shooting behind the back.
That was the best bragging rights for about 5 yrs. And you right we don't drink until after. We might nurse A beer at most. Lol
You should do drunk bowling. You know rednecks love drunk bowling. We used to drunk speed bowl. Lol 😂😂😂
I want to see him try shooting sporting clays with his bright friends
Lol preach bro 🤘😎🤘
What is your perspective on your bright skin dog owners?
Love your work Josh Pray!!
It is very true specially when it's money on the table LOL
When u gonna be in tampa?
I had my first kiss on a pool table 🤣 Josh you're funny af you gotta get on TV
You're awesome
I owned 2 Billiard Halls, My husband a pro player, Steak horse , owned 10 -- 12 Cues that were made by famous Cue Makers. ( A $5000 Cue was Normal ) We gambled Every day. No alcohol. while playing. He gave lessons and taught rules and regulations to anyone who wanted to learn. Everything he said was true On point. These older men took this seriously . Would go on the Road. Travel from room to room gambling ( Road Players ). Their are Professional players and then the players who just wanted to have fun. My advice. Stay in your lane. . You may be like Smokin Joe Bartlett. Lost his money. Truck and pool cue. . We gave him a bus ticket and told him to come back when you re - up. 🎱🎱🎱 Tell me ? You think this man is The Hustler ? Jackie Gleason. & Paul Newman in The Hustler . . 🔥
OMG you so funny dude
Hey Josh....This is coming from a white dude and die-hard pool player. You are spot on with this video.
Facts 💯 😂😂😂
"White people go their own pool sticks."
*casually pushes his pool cue bag under his couch*
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You neeeeed to come to New Zealand or Australia
Yea first pvc bow i had i was about 6 uears old
Dude, when I was around 19 to about 27, we'd hang out at Arley's Pool Hall. I had a buddy that knew what I was doing, so I'd go in get a beer and we'd play and I'd have him win. Someone else would put a quarter down to play winner. He'd bow out and I'd play him. I won the first and he won the last two. He wanted to play for money and I said Well, I gotta go get some from my car. I'd smoke a joint with my buddy and get really relaxed. Then I went in played him 10 games for $20.00 a game and won every time. Works like a charm still but I ain't done that in years. Play pool that is, I'm high now.
I'm female and started playing pool at 6...My little brother was 3. He is good😏
That's Right 😎
Yes, you must call every ball, pocket, bank any any other balls you contact before your ball drops (Book of Hoyle rules). But I have never heard of someone making you call "the leave". Unless the Cue Ball contacts your object ball more than once, which you can call, what it does after your shot, doesn't matter, unless you scratch of course.
No, APA there is no calling shots. Neither 8 or 9 ball. There are rules for shot, like the cue has to hit something else after it hits the original ball. It must hit your ball first, ect. But bottom line, shit shots count. Watch any pro pool tourney on TV, no one calls their shots.
I've been playing 30 years and the rule has always been you call the ball and the pocket. Doesn't matter how it gets there if you make a legal hit.
@@JohnFilax My friends and I call that "Slop". Watch old pool movies, videos and competitions, it is not uncommon to call every "contact". The higher the caliber of Shooters, the more strict the rules. MY friends and I were so strict, if you called something and it didn't happen, we considered it a Scratch.
But regardless, no one calls the "Leave", NO ONE!!!
Lol! Too accurate. My uncle use to take me up to sports bars when I was young and we would play pool. I use to beat grown adults and I could tell that pissed them off a little bit. And the reason we use our own sticks is because the bar sticks are all bent up from drunks hitting them on the pool table when they miss a shot. You just can't have nice shit in a bar.
They are bent from leaning on them more often. The pitting from hitting them is horrendous.
I have my own custom pool stick 🤣🤣🤣 complete custom carbon fiber smooth top and weighted just right
I learned to play pool at the bar with my grandparents bar they owned
He bettin your uterus again 🤣🤣🤣
My boss, at a machine shop, was running a PVC pipe mold in Mexico when he was 10. I was trying to get snakes to fight at 10.
Well yeah 😎 aside from learning when I was eight all the rest is dead on lol
Yep no drinking when ur gambling
ahah thats true super competitive and i was doing rugby at 8, but i drink when i play pool xD
It's true.
All true
Call the roll back? That's not even a rule in professional, high-stakes pool...
His boy cheated him on that one. There is no such thing as call a role back in any form of billiards period.
more Monopoly Pool Rule added . u be surprise . i have to call a dam Rail then my ball in this one league SMH at stupid made up Rules
@@MikeBilliardsFun78 calling rail (bank shots) is relatively normal in pool halls.
@@TheeBTK i play Tourney before and never have to only call the ball and shots 2x 2nd place Local Tourney Wins of 20 to 25 people. small . but never call Rail first , watch live pool u never hear any any type of player say Rail first
@@MikeBilliardsFun78 I'm not saying it's a professional rule, but I've definitely played many tables where they insisted banks be called. To the extent of calling how many rails will be bank prior to contact with your called target ball. It's annoying, but I'm used it.
Calling a roll back, however, is ridiculous. :)
As a "redneck bright person" i have to say along with don't make a bet, you also shouldn't say "you can't/ won't do......(fill in phrase)". We love to prove people wrong....LOL
Pool is like spades... serious shit!!!
Napoleon Bonafarte. LOL
Facts and I'm white to but he's funny and cool
I been playing pool since I was 8 at least. We're working on my mom's friend's kid and he's 4
I learned how to drive tractors at the age of four lol
Yes got table out in garage (mancave) and No one uses my pool stick
Yeah ok...it's true.
Always agree on the rules before the game begins otherwise we're playing base rules. Grab my cue mid game claiming a non agreed home rule and you'll be eating it.
#6 Anybody serious about playing pool has their own accessories like sandpaper, tipshaper, tip scuffer, shaft smoother, AND CHALK. They will spend five minutes grooming their pool cue and tip before they play. They may let you borrow the scuffer, shaper, and sandpaper. DO NOT touch their chalk. It is sacred. Anything on your tip will transfer to their chalk and to their tip.
Lol your right aboit us learning at an early ages . I was shooting .22cal long rifle at 150 yards at targets the size of empty beer cans. At the rightful age of 4 years old. Love your channel. Keep up the great work your doing. Peace !
All 5 are 💯 correct, lmao, especially number 5. LMFAO. . Excellent job as usual. Would love to have you as my Brother-inlaw.
Except I was 5 when my dad took me to the bar and I started shooting pool. . No joke, for real LOL. . Keep up the great work on these videos.
Bonafart?🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
definitely play correct
I got mine ain't the best . But it is mine !
As a Redneck. Can't play pool untill drunk.
As a white woman who occasionally plays pool...yes always call the shots, and scratches...a must(and I'm no go at most shots)
Pool Is fun. Combination of physics and geometry.
Plus a couple of Newton's laws.
I like mixing guns and placing bets.
You don't drink while you are playing pool so you don't get the moisture on your hands and cause a drag when you shoot next. It really is a thing when you are playing to win.
Never touch the beer with your lead hand, always your back hand.
@@billenglish2804 Exactly right Bill.
Bird noises!