This is the kind of comedy I love. Everyone coming together whatever race, culture, religion and having a good time joking about stereotypes. It's all in good fun. In my opinion it brings everyone closer
4holePatriot I have two modes when it comes to dealing with people I either won't talk to you hardly other than the base Essentials or I'll give you crap on The Daily and not get pissy whenever you give me crap and if you can laugh it off you stay in the ladder camp if you can't laugh it off you go to the former take a guess which ones I like and which ones I don't
some random guy only if they grew arms, hands, legs, and able to live and breathe out of water would I be afraid of it. I would then ask if you've been fishing in Chernobyl lately.
Don't forget when you inland and fishing and your white friend says "I know a great spot" it's probably miles away from anything in the middle of the woods.
I used to fish with Westly and Pete (black guys) they were the ones who had us going to god only knows where to fish in "The Spot" Worst fishing ever But best times!
Josh, Gary took it easy on you. :) You got a easy intro into fishing open water. Just wait until he takes you a bit further out and hands you a pole with straps that go around your shoulders and belts you into the seat. Just a heads up. If he hands you a strange looking belt with a piece of plastic on the front that looks like it is for holding your beer or soda. PUT IT ON! It may look goofy, but when you are tied to that pole and strapped into the chair, your baby maker and his two friends will thank you for having it. :)
@Mr T We might want to wait until his third trip fishing for him to stand up. LOL Can't wait for him to pull up a small shark and then pull a "screaming Jesus" (hollering like a teenage girl taking on a spider while making carl lewis look slow as he "runs" back to shore)
Sir, first let me say, "You are AWESOME"! We need more people like you in this world, if we had more people like you, this world would be a much funnier, lighthearted place. You my friend could solve the division in this country just with your comedy. Please never stop, we all need you, and your humor.
Maybe it is because he does not just state - Fishing with my friend, or fishing with my buddy, or fishing, or out fishing with his Brah. Just an observation. When someone places a color into something no matter the person it is now able to be treated as a Politically correct statement. I go fishing with my buddy would be just the same.
As a Bright nerd GM. I can verify. Yes. We will totally make a game out of your fears. It's more fun if you can laugh too. It's not like we're sadistic or anything
I know 4 black guys that offshore fish. #1 they won't take their life vest off (which is safe) #2 they won't anchor out (afraid they won't get it back) #3 they won't turn the engine off (afraid it won't crank back up) #4 won't throw back undersized fish #5 each have there own cooler for fish ( no splitting fish up) Four of the funniest guys I know
My buddy will not go in boat if there is any sign bad weather. We drove 6hrs to San Diego for 1½day trip, he stayed on pier while we went out cuz it was sprinkling the night we left.
You are curing sadness, depression, hatred, racism, ignorance and lots more without even trying. OMG, never laughed this hard on a RUclips video, my ribs hurt with tears of laughter on my face! Thanks so much Sir Josh.
Man this reminds me of a time I went fishing with my cousin. We brought another person with us and he got scared as hell when the land disappeared on the horizon. I laughed watching that grown man cry.
True. Growing up, we had at least 10 rods per family member, more reels (if the big ones are biting, you dont have time to re-spool a reel in heavier line, you just swap reels), and literal hockey duffel sized bags of weights/hooks/lures/jigs/spinnerbaits/crankbaits/etc/etc. And that was just for lake fishing. There's even more crap for when you hit the open ocean! Though...we always brought a decent amount of food along. You need LOTS of water when you're fishing, but if you dont eat at least *something*, you'll pass the hell out.
Ark Lyte absolutely and every rod and reel is set up for different fishing situations. one for fishing on the bottom. one with a cork. one for live bait. one with cut bait. and so on and so forth. gotta be ready for any situation. lol
This is actually very good! I hope more people will get to know more about bright culture and take part in it. We have a lot to give and we are happy to do so❤
# 2 is so true. Me and my buddy went on a camping trip with one of his coworkers, a chicano dude named Alexis. 2nd day in we took my canoe out into a very small bay near our campsite. At some point as we neared the mouth of the bay, Alexis informed us he couldn't swim- nor had he ever been on a boat of any kind. About a minute later the tide started coming in surprisingly fast, the waves turned us sideways and the canoe rocked bath and forth aggressively, threatening capsize every few seconds. Alexis was fearing for his life while me and my buddy were laughing hysterically. Because there was a sandbar not 20 feet away and Alexis is 5' and maybe 120 lbs. Anyways we kept it upright, landed on the sandbar without spilling beer OR getting the weed wet. Hung out there till things got calm enough to get back to the island where our camp was. And Alexis is still alive as far as I know. I hope this story is anywhere near as funny in text as it was IRL. TLDR: Alexis didn't make it.
Josh you are so funny, and you made me laugh during my journey. It sometimes was the only way I really laughed making light the dark and heavy of life. Thank you! God bless you too!
Coif bars and meat sticks are what I usually carry on my boat... and a five gallon jug of water. (And a tarp, spare rope, and something to start a fire... life is hard, it’s harder if the weather makes you beach your boat in southeast Alaska and you weren’t prepared).
This was one of your best so far.... too funny aaand true lol love the seagull bit ha..... toooo far😁 but most importantly love your outlook and personality! God bless, bro. Subscribed!
Sir Josh, You’re awesome, I love your vibe and your humour. P.S. I’m white, I have bows and fishing rods. You can come out with me anytime. P.S.S. Remember the first rule of archery though. 😉 Hahahaha Peace
my dad if I’m going fishing I get everything on the boat an hour early, then put on a rubber glove and reach down in the water and yank a clump of tube worms off the dock, then cut the worms out of the tubes and into half inch long chunks and use them as bait for surf perch under the docks... I keep the surf perch alive in a bucket and when I reach where I’m fishing I throw them on big hooks to catch rock fish and halibut... No need to have a lot of lures when nature provide free bait... and Alaskan water provide plenty.
You're scared of fish? I guess that your friend forgot to tell you that snakes swim ...and Florida has quite a few species. Just saying...also...Florida...Gator...gators will swim in some salt waters...Happy Fishing!
He is talking about one particular sub-set of white people fishing. The other sub-set consists of lawn chairs. Beach umbrellas. Coolers of every type of food and beverage you can imagine. A tool box and a tackle box filled with everything you will and will not need. 6-10 poles of various weights and action because...ya never know. Minnows and night crawlers. Crank bait. Two changes of clothes. Etc etc Then there’s me. 1 pole. A box with some kind of gear in it but I don’t know because I haven’t opened it in a year or two. Some grub worms. A pack of beef jerky. And a 12 pack of cheap beer.
Ok I’m on the floor laughing, this guy has everything pegged on spot. I’m going to binge watch now so good luck not pissing yourself listening to josh’s rants!
Josh I can relate I went fishing with my brother in law and everything you said is accurate- the whole time I’m thinking “we are really far from land and he’s drinking a lot”
As a white person I can verify that this video is very accurate
I really wonder how many people that actually like this fellow white people
Draco Meme agreed.
Seconded lmto
@Devils Advocate True from what I can remeber of the last time we went fishing, we brought a big ass cooler full of sandwhiches in stuff
Draco Meme agreed
This is the kind of comedy I love. Everyone coming together whatever race, culture, religion and having a good time joking about stereotypes. It's all in good fun. In my opinion it brings everyone closer
We all do it’s time for a resurgence in common sense
Agree..
It does!!! Comedian s joked like this in the 70’s....
C D it's the comedy we need
4holePatriot I have two modes when it comes to dealing with people I either won't talk to you hardly other than the base Essentials or I'll give you crap on The Daily and not get pissy whenever you give me crap and if you can laugh it off you stay in the ladder camp if you can't laugh it off you go to the former take a guess which ones I like and which ones I don't
"the sun is not racist" almost fell out my chair
Due to how he spoke about the sun be doesn't sound like he's from Florida, we generally day "fuck you do your worst" to the sun
CRABS are the spiders of the sea.
Yes!!!
Haha
Yeah, except water spiders have claws
And are delicious. Little bit of butter or sushi
true but they taste much nicer
I can verify that it is hilarious when someone is afraid of fish.
It's even funnier when they start crying because they can't see land
@@shonec1234 100% In agreement haha.
I die from laughter when anybody is scared of baiting their own hooks.
some random guy only if they grew arms, hands, legs, and able to live and breathe out of water would I be afraid of it. I would then ask if you've been fishing in Chernobyl lately.
Pictish Warrior live grasshoppers are great bait to give those folks hahaha
Anyone else think it would be aweaome to hang out with Josh?
I will teach him to gut out a dear in five minutes. He will be green after that lol
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Nah ...sounds like Josh complains too much
I'm not sure I could handle it...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love him...real man!
Oh, man. I wish.
He let you use his Orvis? That's a high honor.
Very true especially a Helios
I've got that rod. Love it.
Damn rite. We don't ever let the wives touch that 😂
FACTS
I'm gonna tell you right now brother he sees you as family and you are now part of his family and that's the right damn truth
On paperwork when it asks ethnicity I'm going to check "other" and write in "Bright"
Like 100% for real
Lol
😂
It'll probably help out, a bit. At least for affirmative action purposes.
You know
Sandwiches, sandwiches, hot dog, hamburger, and sandwiches. The 5 main food groups.
Meliodas The Sin of Wrath aren’t hotdogs basically sandwiches?
Fried chicken plus its bait
Lol
you missed pork, beans, and lard. ;)
@@joelrogers8530 oh shit i forgot lol but thats for overnight lol
Don't forget when you inland and fishing and your white friend says "I know a great spot" it's probably miles away from anything in the middle of the woods.
Definitely and better hope nobody is in the secret fishing spot. That's when shit goes down
Every single one of my spots is in the woods about an hour away.
Yeah, we find spots like that when we are burying the bodies ;D
I used to fish with Westly and Pete (black guys) they were the ones who had us going to god only knows where to fish in "The Spot"
Worst fishing ever But best times!
So true 😂
Mr Pray if a bright person ask you to hold their beer please for your own safety take a few steps back ; )
CD S - That’s some golden life advice right there 🤣
you forgot the “and watch this!” part of the statement
Lol hay ya ll watch this is the worst as they hand you a beer and thiers
CD S lol!
LMFAO!!!!
Josh, Gary took it easy on you. :) You got a easy intro into fishing open water. Just wait until he takes you a bit further out and hands you a pole with straps that go around your shoulders and belts you into the seat.
Just a heads up. If he hands you a strange looking belt with a piece of plastic on the front that looks like it is for holding your beer or soda. PUT IT ON! It may look goofy, but when you are tied to that pole and strapped into the chair, your baby maker and his two friends will thank you for having it. :)
@Mr T We might want to wait until his third trip fishing for him to stand up. LOL Can't wait for him to pull up a small shark and then pull a "screaming Jesus" (hollering like a teenage girl taking on a spider while making carl lewis look slow as he "runs" back to shore)
Ken Cramer Jesus can walk on water, though. So, maybe running back to shore won’t be figurative
Ken, your comment just cracked me up!
Sir, first let me say, "You are AWESOME"! We need more people like you in this world, if we had more people like you, this world would be a much funnier, lighthearted place. You my friend could solve the division in this country just with your comedy. Please never stop, we all need you, and your humor.
11 people didn’t like this because they ain’t been fishin’
Maybe it is because he does not just state - Fishing with my friend, or fishing with my buddy, or fishing, or out fishing with his Brah. Just an observation. When someone places a color into something no matter the person it is now able to be treated as a Politically correct statement. I go fishing with my buddy would be just the same.
Demonrats
Or mabey they didn't have black friends to take like josh and I do lol
@@Costanza2014 copy that larry!
"That sun is not racist!"
I have watched this maybe 7 times.
Lmao!! It's so true! As a whitey, I can verify that once your fears are out in the open, we are relentless and find it hillarious! 😂
As a Bright nerd GM. I can verify. Yes. We will totally make a game out of your fears. It's more fun if you can laugh too. It's not like we're sadistic or anything
I know 4 black guys that offshore fish.
#1 they won't take their life vest off (which is safe)
#2 they won't anchor out (afraid they won't get it back)
#3 they won't turn the engine off (afraid it won't crank back up)
#4 won't throw back undersized fish
#5 each have there own cooler for fish ( no splitting fish up)
Four of the funniest guys I know
Got that not turning the engine off thing right .
#4 lmaoo everythang gets fried up I'm sorry
My buddy will not go in boat if there is any sign bad weather. We drove 6hrs to San Diego for 1½day trip, he stayed on pier while we went out cuz it was sprinkling the night we left.
@@H8er-Maker Lol. Smart
Comedy reflects real life and you do it perfectly.
Darren Lowry
Straight truth
Seagull said Too Far . Lmao
I lost it after that statement LOL
I screamed lol
Love it!
You are curing sadness, depression, hatred, racism, ignorance and lots more without even trying. OMG, never laughed this hard on a RUclips video, my ribs hurt with tears of laughter on my face! Thanks so much Sir Josh.
Josh, your comedic timing and delivery are on point.
I love this humor, celebrating differences is gteat, I got a few black friends who be scared of camping. Love ya dude!
Hell I’m white and afraid of camping 😂😂😂
Josh you are one of the funniest guys i have ever listened to. Thank you for your stories.
You keep me cracking up my dude. Literally laughing out loud. Alone. In my garage.
Man this reminds me of a time I went fishing with my cousin. We brought another person with us and he got scared as hell when the land disappeared on the horizon. I laughed watching that grown man cry.
I’m gonna hold in the sun and the lords gonna bake it just for me, Gary?! 😂😂😂
Leather black I died
Us half Mexicans turn black also. Sunscreen should be used.
yup us white folk fishing gear ratio is like 15 rods and reels per person in the house. we got you covered bruh. you just being the food.
i hope you meant bring* haha
Edit: I even messed this up
Bass Bear Oops my bad I mean bring not being. we won't eat ya partner. promise. although I know a few that might consider it lol.
True. Growing up, we had at least 10 rods per family member, more reels (if the big ones are biting, you dont have time to re-spool a reel in heavier line, you just swap reels), and literal hockey duffel sized bags of weights/hooks/lures/jigs/spinnerbaits/crankbaits/etc/etc. And that was just for lake fishing. There's even more crap for when you hit the open ocean!
Though...we always brought a decent amount of food along. You need LOTS of water when you're fishing, but if you dont eat at least *something*, you'll pass the hell out.
Ark Lyte absolutely and every rod and reel is set up for different fishing situations. one for fishing on the bottom. one with a cork. one for live bait. one with cut bait. and so on and so forth. gotta be ready for any situation. lol
I'm 3 rods short of 15....... gotta step up my game
I can see the shhhh...
It's the VIKING BLOOD in us, as far as we can go!
😎👌
This is actually very good! I hope more people will get to know more about bright culture and take part in it. We have a lot to give and we are happy to do so❤
Can't tell you how many laughs and smiles you've gave me Josh pray. Thank you and God bless you and your family.
Josh you are a lot of fun...thanks for your commentary on life! We all need to have more fun about our differences!
I like that you recognize we are different and have a good attitude and sense of humor about it
Every one of these videos is 100% accurate and hilarious.
You have such a great blend of funny and truth. Every one of your videos is so good I share it with someone.
I looked at him he looked at me we looked at each other
I'm dead
Thank RUclips for recommending this guy
Josh, you are amazingly funny, I love you brother!
Am I the only one who died when he mentioned the seagull? Sh*t was hilarious 😂😂
# 2 is so true. Me and my buddy went on a camping trip with one of his coworkers, a chicano dude named Alexis. 2nd day in we took my canoe out into a very small bay near our campsite. At some point as we neared the mouth of the bay, Alexis informed us he couldn't swim- nor had he ever been on a boat of any kind. About a minute later the tide started coming in surprisingly fast, the waves turned us sideways and the canoe rocked bath and forth aggressively, threatening capsize every few seconds. Alexis was fearing for his life while me and my buddy were laughing hysterically. Because there was a sandbar not 20 feet away and Alexis is 5' and maybe 120 lbs. Anyways we kept it upright, landed on the sandbar without spilling beer OR getting the weed wet. Hung out there till things got calm enough to get back to the island where our camp was. And Alexis is still alive as far as I know. I hope this story is anywhere near as funny in text as it was IRL.
TLDR: Alexis didn't make it.
Still love that every video you post spit truths 😂😂😂
Josh you are so funny, and you made me laugh during my journey. It sometimes was the only way I really laughed making light the dark and heavy of life. Thank you! God bless you too!
You are one of my favorites you are hilarious!!!!!!
Hey JP. I discovered you today. You're awesome. Stay that way. PTL.
I wish I had a cool neighbor like you man.
"Who gone get dis fish off dis string?" Hahahah great
I'm white, and I find the man hilarious! I can't stop watching!
Keep it up, you're a funny dude and from what I know about brighties, you's on it. Funny stuff and educational at the same time.
These are the funniest videos! The trips with the most hardships when you look back were always the most fun!
"Fish is the spider of the sea" 😂😁😂 learn something new everyday. Love the content hilarious✌
That's funny as hell but very true I'm a Louisiana redneck with lots of black friends this is extremely accurate
Yesss fishing is life, camping too! I needed this laugh... great video 😎👌🏽
OMG!!!!! Josh is fricken' hilarious!!!!! He seriously needs a legit comedy show.
You had me cracking up hard on this one. This is one of my top 5 of your vids.
Love your disposition. Wish everyone had your attitude.
The ending was the best. You are a good man/person.
Where has your laughter been all my life.!. Oh aye..! GODS BEST MEDICINE!!
🤣🤣💗
As a person of bright hue, I can verify we like to exploit our friends fears
First I would like to tell you Josh... I love that you love everyone. ..may God Bless you and your family...thank you...thank you, cat
"I can still feel his gills on me"...🤣
Man he hit the nail right on the head with that one.
That is fishing 101
You gotta go hunting with your light skinned friends!! That will be perfect for a video!!
He has, look it up
You mean bright friends
I think that was actually the first video of his I saw 😆
You have got to be the funniest man alive!!!! Keep to coming. Been telling er body I know to listen to you!
There are sandwiches and cookies on MY ship.
Coif bars and meat sticks are what I usually carry on my boat... and a five gallon jug of water. (And a tarp, spare rope, and something to start a fire... life is hard, it’s harder if the weather makes you beach your boat in southeast Alaska and you weren’t prepared).
Nice
I have vienna sausages ships a turkey sandwich and dr pepper when i go fishing
Lmfaoooooo your absolutely hilarious and hit the nail on the head 😆 😂 💖
This was one of your best so far.... too funny aaand true lol love the seagull bit ha..... toooo far😁 but most importantly love your outlook and personality! God bless, bro. Subscribed!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is sooooo funny bc it’s sooo true
This is the comedy I love
Love you, man...
Josh, from one of your new white homies, I love ya man. Your humor is freakin awesome. Thank you for the laughs.
Fishing is the best
I’m still laughing about the fish! 😂
Think that's bad bring yourself up north and go ice fishing
b.o.y.c punk I married a lady in Maine and moved up to Maine. She's excited to carry me ice fishing this year.
Josh would die.
Oh hell yeah! Tip up town!
@@beesnort4944 ... I've lived in Michigan my entire life- I wouldn't survive Tip Up Town.
Fishing in a ice house is easy... They have tv's, kitchens, well they have everything on the ice in Minnisota.
I can barely breathe because you said you had the fish thrown at you and you're reaction was hilarious!
Sir Josh,
You’re awesome, I love your vibe and your humour.
P.S.
I’m white, I have bows and fishing rods.
You can come out with me anytime.
P.S.S.
Remember the first rule of archery though. 😉
Hahahaha
Peace
Sir, you are my favorite comedian. Funny as hellyeah!
I bring 3 rods with me and too many lures and lots of bait so I got u covered
my dad
if I’m going fishing I get everything on the boat an hour early, then put on a rubber glove and reach down in the water and yank a clump of tube worms off the dock, then cut the worms out of the tubes and into half inch long chunks and use them as bait for surf perch under the docks... I keep the surf perch alive in a bucket and when I reach where I’m fishing I throw them on big hooks to catch rock fish and halibut...
No need to have a lot of lures when nature provide free bait... and Alaskan water provide plenty.
I haven't found anybody on RUclips that made my stomach hurt cuz I'm laughing so hard.
You're scared of fish? I guess that your friend forgot to tell you that snakes swim ...and Florida has quite a few species. Just saying...also...Florida...Gator...gators will swim in some salt waters...Happy Fishing!
How can you be scared of fish?
Mel B
All salt water fish have teeth, like a chain saw, and they know how to use them to escape.
My life flashed before my eyes and nothing happened 😂😂😂
You need to go fishing with Italian White folk. You'll probably have like 10 sandwiches, chips, cookies and God knows what else.
I grew up fishing on boats, always had sandwiches and snacks. Also brought everything you needed for shore lunch
YES!
This is some comedian level stuff
Hahaha hahaha!!!! That's FACTS!!
I love this guy. Hillarious
He is talking about one particular sub-set of white people fishing. The other sub-set consists of lawn chairs. Beach umbrellas. Coolers of every type of food and beverage you can imagine. A tool box and a tackle box filled with everything you will and will not need. 6-10 poles of various weights and action because...ya never know. Minnows and night crawlers. Crank bait. Two changes of clothes. Etc etc
Then there’s me. 1 pole. A box with some kind of gear in it but I don’t know because I haven’t opened it in a year or two. Some grub worms. A pack of beef jerky. And a 12 pack of cheap beer.
When should I be there? Lol
Ok I’m on the floor laughing, this guy has everything pegged on spot. I’m going to binge watch now so good luck not pissing yourself listening to josh’s rants!
Bro, should go ice fishing with me
Man, Josh your insane, you need.your own comedy special man.
I still can't believe this mans name is Josh
Why?
I don’t get it
I love this guy Josh is funny as hell he needs his own podcast or something
It is funny when people are scard of stuff like fish...
Josh I can relate I went fishing with my brother in law and everything you said is accurate- the whole time I’m thinking “we are really far from land and he’s drinking a lot”
This white boy don't worry about sunscreen lol
"He trippin" and tear that ass up. omg I cried.
I have a friend named Gary, he white but not funny,
Get jaws off me 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG yo man, you crazy funny😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪
Love this ! We have cultural differences that we can all laugh about ! Thank you Josh , you did a great job .
As a white dude this is spot on except the food part I always bring lots of food and water fishing, oohhh and weed 420 everyday!
I've just watched about three of your videos. On point sir, on point.
I don't tease people about their fears you scaredy cat.........
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
This had me rolling Josh! My sides hurt!