He als speaks Russian in one episode where two guys deliver something to Dale's house. Hank is watching from his blinds. Dale also speaks Tagalog a Filipino language in the episode where he sets up a meeting with the master exterminator
@@myeeeeehThe wasted potential and that nobody supported her mechanical skill because she's a woman is pretty dark. They would rather have her suck in beauty school because its a girl thing
She didn't land on her head to cause brain damage, they don't even mention it in the show. What makes more sense is that she sees highly of herself having survived something falling from a plane.
@@somberstricken4424 Maybe if it was a drunken act of desperation after all she was the one that wanted multiple children. She may have even considered leaving Hank at one point until Bobby came around.
@@user-vd2jk7dl3p Cotton hates Peggy & is the ONLY character on the show that acknowledges the glaring fact that Peggy is a shameless narcissist. He wouldn't even take the free shot. That hatred was strong.
I think Arlen is actually Beeville, TX. In on episode, Dale explains that Marfa, TX is just over 500 miles away from Arlen. So is Beeville. In another episode, Kahn explains that his job is in Houston, which is 3 hours away from Arlen. So is Beeville. In the episode where Hank makes Bobby live in a dog house, they show a zip code. I can't remember exactly what it was , but when I looked it up, guess what, it was in Beeville.
Interesting fact: OCD actually often goes with Aspergers Syndrome and Attention Deficient Disorder.Attention Deficient Hyperactive Dirsoder (ADD/ADHD) I should know I have Aspergers ADD and OCD. By the way, ADD is a lesser hyperactive version of ADHD.
Yo that was so disrespectful saying the people that made most of these theories (that you'd likely stole off Reddit ) are just people with way too much time on their hands keep in mind that you copied their theories without crediting them for your financial gain and views so I'd be a little more appreciative to the creators of these theories no matter how absurd or nonsensical they are.
That's probably it thoooo Luanne probably didn't want to be a mechanic cause it might of been like something she learned as a kid and doesn't want to constantly be reminded of like bad times in her life back then.
Ugh, as someone with ACTUAL, diagnosed OCD, this is NOT what OCD looks like. When you have OCD you don't just get upset when things mess up your OCD habits/routines, you have a total meltdown. It ruins your whole day, It's also not typically linear. for example, a person with OCD may have an immaculately clean home but a messy, disgusting car. This looks more like Obsessive Compulsive PERSONALITY Disorder which is different from OCD.
i thought perhaps hank was on the spectrum? the hyperfocus , the fixation/ obsession with propane , not liking change , and there's a load of other things .... sometimes finding it difficult to show emotions / seemingly "shallow emotional depth" . i'm aspie , and see some things in his character that are similar. of course it could just be something like ocd , but a then again, a lot of those with ocd are on the spectrum. that's why it's a spectrum, sooo many different shades.
the only thing that bothers me is when peggy is falling, you see her falling face down I frame for frame paused and unpaused and in every shot you see her face down face down face down face down in the final shot, it's far away and not really clear if she is face down or not, but it still kind of looks like she is face down and when she hits, it looks like she landed face down but then when hank walks up to her, she is embedded like 6 inches in the ground. . . face up. if she flipped herself over after she landed, how did she manage it while embedded 6 inches in the mud? I mean, i guess if she landed face down, she would probably have suffocated in the mud and that's why they drew her face up, but when did she flip herself over mid air? in between shots, right before the final shot, she flipped herself over while off camera for that split second?
I think the show would've been better if she'd died from the accident honestly, never liked her character, and also, even though it didnt happen in the show, I believe booby and Connie ended up getting back together in the long run
volk dukh thats true In the Halloween episode flashback hank had bobby’s facial features other then having a round head like Bill he looks nothing like him as a child, cotton could be Bill’s dad.
The biggest problem with the theory is that Bill's nature wouldn't allow it to stay a secret. Just like the episode where Hank and Peggy trick Bobby and Luanne into thinking they're married and he gets upset over them being married when he isn't and decries it all as a fake he'd undoubtedly have broken down and told Hank Bobby was his after, say, being told that the Hill family was going to Montana for thanksgiving and excluding him, or during one of his many Christmas breakdowns.
Guy Lane i agree Bill is a blabbermouth everyone else is too plus they spread gossip if this rumor was true it would of gotten back to Hank assuming he would know. If bobby is Bill’s son then why does he look like Cotton and GH and Hank as a child even? Bill was also married to Lenore would he cheat on her and have a illegitimate child with his best friend’s wife? I doubt it he was holding on the hope of her returning someday.
wait, soo youre saying cotton slept with peggy- OH MY GOD! that explains why she HATES him SOOOO much. because HE is bobbys father and cotton being a narcissistic asshole, peggy is worried that cotton would tell hank. well that or bobby is leannes illigitaate son. cotton slept with leanne when luanne was younger and peggy decided to take the child.
@@hitsmegoodyo277 Bill gave him the recipe because if he didn't it would die with him as he had no heirs, his cousin Gilbert was his only family and had no heirs or interest in producing any and wouldn't let Bill sell the recipe to build a legacy. Bill considers Hank family even though he isn't his kin. It's not a stretch that he see's Bobby as a nephew or a Godson.
Reminds me of Toy Story 1 when Buzz finally realized that he's not a real Space Ranger, but a toy and cracks as Mrs. Nezbit then suffered depression for a bit.
5:13 Boomhauer actually DOES talk about work in Season 3's "Pretty, Pretty Dresses" when he complains to Hank about having to look after Bill right after getting off work.
Eric Heiden I was looking in the comments for someone who had realized this. It s also worth noting that there is nooooo way that Boomhauer could manage to live the lifestyle he does on a workers compensation, on, disability or on welfare. It doesnt make sense that the narrator dismissed the notion of him being a texas ranger (without explaining why this supposedly isnt possible), and completely ignores the reasons why the theory of him being unemployed makes no sense. If Boomhauer WERE a Texas Ranger, you would expect that he would rarely, if ever mention details about his work, and surprise surprise, he never does...
@@brianfp8081 I was also looking for someone who was talking about this, Boomhauer could easily be living off his mum and dad's generosity as his dad was a doctor. Also in the episode "Three Coaches and a Bobby" Boomhauer tells the old coach that his parents won the lottery and moved to Florida. I've always assumed the Lottery win funded his lifestyle.
Misty Morning I think bills character would DEFINETLY lie about that. He has a habit of BSIng when under pressure. He probably just wanted to sound like he had something important to say
Number one isnt a theory Luanne being a great mechanic throughout the show is one of the jokes. That shed focus on stuff shes not good at instead of what she is good at
Luanne didn't go from beauty school to community college and THEN had a puppet show. Puppet show was well before she left beauty school. Also, Luanne didn't return to beauty school, she was taught to cut hair by Bill. Peggy fell into a field, not a pit of mud. She ALWAYS had a high opinion of herself and spoke AWFUL Spanish. Her mother is the root cause. No way was Bill the father of Bobby. Bobby and GH look almost identical, Hank and Junichiro both have narrow ureeties...and the same father in Cotton.
I always thought it was odd that Cotton went to so much trouble wanting to be buried as a war hero in one episode, but then wanted his ashes flushed in another episode.
And the map that they are showing clearly shows Clifton a lot farther then 3 miles from Dallas. In fact it seems to be by my Reckoning a couple of hundred miles away, which still leaves in about a couple of hundred miles away from Austin. I didn't bother to Google Map it and those are just estimates before anybody jumps on the wagon and accuses me of inflating mileage. LOL
While Hank probably does have OCD, the lawn thing doesn't apply. Having been raised in Texas, every male of that age was obsessed with their lawn here. I don't know if it's something in the water but even my father, who had spent his whole life up north and not really caring about the yard, quickly became obsessed with our yard... Some type of mass psychosis I guess. LOL
And the bad thing is, the video wasn't even what it said it was. This was not even a video of dark theories... more just observations that a lot of people made.
Never thought about Drew Carey being Hank's half-brother.. But you're right, it fits so perfectly with the storyline, the motivations/behavior of the characters, and other episodes (like the one about Junichiro). That's pretty hilarious..
@@dittofoster73 I try but there are a lot of episodes where she is the main character for whatever situation. She's the only reason KOTH isn't my number 1 animated series.
You and me both. And I think this character is a mockery of someone close to a show staff member. It HAS to be because it's impossible to just INVENT that level of self-overconfidence.
@@TheRealNormanBates Dale is indeed a narcissist, but I think the paranoia has left him unable to concentrate on anything else. But Dale is relatively humble when it comes to his family. TOO humble, in fact, which is why he continuously turns a blind eye to the well-known fact that Joseph is John Redcorn's son and that Nancy is STILL getting a massage or counseling or whatever lie she tells regarding her steed that permits her THREE scheduled visits a week. I think he's just happy that they haven't committed him to a psychiatric facility, and/or he may have, um, inadequate pants packaging...
Dale only does stuff half-ass so he probably took a couple of classes on it if not just bought the introductory guide and barely cracked it open. Nothing to be as fluent as he thinks he is.
@@Doctor_Odin no he met with Russians and he could drive a tank exploding mailbox changing the numbers on his house to Hanks there's a lot there he's up to something 🤔
He THINKS he speaks Russian. He speaks Russian like Peggy speaks Spanish. He knows Russian words but clearly does not know what they mean. He did a bad job of driving that tank.
What is spooky to me, I wrote in a comment section of a Fox News cast, I ended up writing the full episode of when Peggy kidnapped little Lupe in that very episode,then the following day I happen to read your comment of now get on the bus, X file and I have not watched King of the hill in years
I have a theory that Joseph isn't actually Dale's father, you know how Nancy Hangs around with Redcorn, both characters even have the same facial structure, and both John and Joe's names start with J. I know it isn't cannon, but it's fun to think about.
I heard they're making a new show with the same cast but aged I think like 15 years. Bobby is going to be an adult that took over selling propane and propane accessories. I'm assuming the show would be mostly about him and his kids. Hank and others would be on the show but it wouldn't be centered around them.
Honestly the only story I can think of is basically an adaption of that webcomic where Bobby is a successful couple's council all due to his parents' upbringing. But I do admit it would be fun to see how conspiracy nut and gun-lover Dale would react to Russia basically buying the NRA. He would *FREAK* at that revelation!
I'm also Asperger but I'm more Bobby - my whole childhood growing up an only child of Sicilian/Irish parentage in row house Phila in the 1960's can be summed up by "That Boy Ain't Right" - altho it was more like "WhastddaMadderWitU?"
To add on to the Dale “shh-shaw” in the episode “Tanking To The Streets” when trying to get the tank Bill drunkenly stole back to the military base, when Hank says “I’ll drive” Dale questions Hank in asking “have you ever read and memorized the full manual on how to drive this tank and done it all in Russian!?” And then Dale proceeds to drive the tank while muttering to him self in Russian.
Cotton fake died a moment before really dying and said he learned to slow his heart rate. He could have been faking it again until Hank and Peggy left.
@@thedarknight307 If anyone is Cotton's son, it'd be Dale because Dale idolizes Cotton like no one else and Cotton actually seems to be able to stand Dale most of the time, lol.
I used to finish or start some sentences with, "I tell you what," as a joking reference. But I've used it so much that I actually say it now! Ironic, I tell you what!
King of the Hill might have a reboot... If Cotton Comes back I will make a mess of my pants. I normally eat nachos or snack food while watching new episodes, gonna jump and spill that stuff everywhere if I see Cotton.
It’s crazy the last couple of days I’ve been watching king of the hill video and clips and now this pops up. I think someone is trying to tell me something
South Park is 2 real places in Colorado a geologic flat near Mount Lion near the northeast end of the La Garita Mountains or in Park County a broad, flat valley surrounded by mountains, in the US state of Colorado but NO TOWN in either place!
YES!! I cannot stand Peggy Hill! Her level of narcissism turns my stomach! I always thought she was mentally ill because one would have to be both deaf AND blind to see that face in the mirror and continue to lack at least SOME humility.
Hey, Peggy was very narcissistic but her character as a hole was great and fit the show fantastically. Really, I think, she put so much confidence on her actions to make up for her hardships she faced in her younger years with her mothers unjust critiques.
I Am a king of the hill die hard fan and have all memorabilia and exclusive dvds and such and let me start off by saying that most of these are so absurd like if you are a king of the hill fan and believe these your not a real fan lol but nice video otherwise great conspiracies!! I just hope they bring it back I heard from a little birdie that they just might do so!!
I get your point Briana but PLEASE use punctuation to separate your thoughts. I'm a die hard Lion King fan but have had an open mind on theories involving all 3 (soon to be 4) movies, the Timon and Pumbaa show, the Lion Guard and so forth. They're all just theories to think on.
Briana aren't you worried that if they did try to reboot the series they would try to make it politically correct. I don't want them turning Hank Hill into a nonbinary cisgendered blah blah.
Seth Long yeah your right that’s why I want him back because I want him to be his good old self hank hill gives no fucks tells it like it is regardless of who’s feelings he hurts isn’t that what we need at a time like this I swear everyone is so PC culture and everyone gets offended so easily we need this show back to be its old self I wish we could get that back but sadly who knows if we will!
Her appearance was retconned to explain Peggy's behavior as an arrogant know-it-all. I.e. Her mother constantly putting her down and making fun of her intellectual pursuits is the reason Peggy always nneds to impress people and prove her worth. That background made more sense for her character than just a bland Montana housewife who seemed more suburban than someone who runs a ranch/farm.
I keep hearing that theory about Bill being Bobby's father and I can't help but contradict it. Those who theorize it you must not remember those flashbacks of Hanks childhood. Face as a child actually looks a lot like Bobby which only in turn would tell me that Hank most definitely is Bobby's biological father
Bobby looks like Hank as a child in flashbacks on the show and we can see Cotton looked like Hank when he was younger as well. Plus, GH has a similar look to Bobby too. Bobby has a look that Hill men have. All of that puts holes in the Bill being Bobby’s father.
Yes the lazy design choices for youth of the white guys does based on appearance. But Bobby does act a lot more like Bill than any of them and takes to the French southern gentleman mannerisms rather quickly at their brief stay in Bill's Family Estate. And in real life certain behaviors are genetic.
But there's a difference between a narcissist (Peggy) and someone that has cases of delusions of grandeur (Linda). Windows problems not caused by her own ego it's mainly her being bored off her ass at the restaurant. Using escapism and ambient noise from the TV programs to keep her sanity. And she can actually admit when she's wrong. Peggy's is all about her own ego and her own delusions of higher self worth. And like hey certain third wave female group can never admit when they're wrong.
Linda just loves life. Linda never claims to have invented commonly-known words, created commonly-known foods, or any of the self-aggrandizing things Peggy does. Unlike spa-Peggy and meatballs, Linda never claimed to have invented Lindaccine, lol.
Bobby looks more like Cotton and GH he clearly takes after his grandfather has the same hairline and jawline and chubbiness also Flashbacks showing a young cotton looks just like bobby, and Flashbacks of a young Hank looks just like bobby therefore Hank is his biological father that boy may not be right but he’s Hank’s son.
Theory 1 isn't a theory at all, it's just a suggestion of an alternate career choice Theory 2 feels like a reach, since you have to factor in a bunch of cameos in other shows to make it work Theory 3 is plausible Theory 4 doesn't have enough evidence backing it up Theory 5 also feels like a reach Theory 6 is plausible, but kind of meh Theory 7 is ridiculous to me; Bobby look just his paternal uncle plus Bill would have still been married to his ex-wife then Theory 8 is another reach Theory 9 is another reach Theory 10 is plausible
To be fair in the tank episode Dale reveals he can speak and read russian.
That was my first thought.
He als speaks Russian in one episode where two guys deliver something to Dale's house. Hank is watching from his blinds. Dale also speaks Tagalog a Filipino language in the episode where he sets up a meeting with the master exterminator
Explains why he ordered Russian military equipment for hunting
I doubt the theory is correct. Dale is not patriotic at all. Only in one episode is he patriotic.
The narrator got this wrong
Did you hank? Putin?
"Dark King of the Hill theories."
First theory is about Luanne having a possible career as a mechanic. How is that dark?
Because no one noticed or encouraged it
@@BaldingClamydia That's still not dark though.
@@myeeeeehThe wasted potential and that nobody supported her mechanical skill because she's a woman is pretty dark. They would rather have her suck in beauty school because its a girl thing
By mechanic they mean prostitute
I woman doing a mans job
"3 Miles from Dallas, close to Austin"
Uhhhh. You do realize that Dallas and Austin are wayyyyy further apart than that right?
I'm not sure "Luanne could have been a mechanic" is especially "dark" or in fact "changes everything".
Luanne being good at auto repair is so DARK
She didn't land on her head to cause brain damage, they don't even mention it in the show.
What makes more sense is that she sees highly of herself having survived something falling from a plane.
2:16 they literally say “We went 2000 miles for this?” Dale would not stay in a city 1 year BEFORE the football game they showed up for.
Cotton could be bobby's dad that explains why he loves him so much and treats him like he's his son
But Cotton and Peggy can't stand eacg other and not in an "ex-lover" sort of way.
Peggy would never cheat on Hank.
@@somberstricken4424 Maybe if it was a drunken act of desperation after all she was the one that wanted multiple children. She may have even considered leaving Hank at one point until Bobby came around.
@@user-vd2jk7dl3p Cotton hates Peggy & is the ONLY character on the show that acknowledges the glaring fact that Peggy is a shameless narcissist. He wouldn't even take the free shot. That hatred was strong.
@@YoudontknowMimi Yup! I love.Cotton. might be my favorite character 😊
Bevis and Butthead should be in KOTH
So should dark. It be interesting how sad is and banks outsider perspective battle each other over who is right.
I think Arlen is actually Beeville, TX. In on episode, Dale explains that Marfa, TX is just over 500 miles away from Arlen. So is Beeville. In another episode, Kahn explains that his job is in Houston, which is 3 hours away from Arlen. So is Beeville. In the episode where Hank makes Bobby live in a dog house, they show a zip code. I can't remember exactly what it was , but when I looked it up, guess what, it was in Beeville.
In the twelve angry men episode about the lawnmower focus group boomhauer says he was an electrician and on workers comp. Not exactly a theory.
3:15 Mind blown seeing a non-obese Drew Carey.
Another episode states Arlen is about 2hrs from Houston. Austin from Texas is just under a 3hr drive. So it would be about 30mins from outside Austin.
Interesting fact: OCD actually often goes with Aspergers Syndrome and Attention Deficient Disorder.Attention Deficient Hyperactive Dirsoder (ADD/ADHD) I should know I have Aspergers ADD and OCD. By the way, ADD is a lesser hyperactive version of ADHD.
Yo that was so disrespectful saying the people that made most of these theories (that you'd likely stole off Reddit ) are just people with way too much time on their hands keep in mind that you copied their theories without crediting them for your financial gain and views so I'd be a little more appreciative to the creators of these theories no matter how absurd or nonsensical they are.
gay ^
I don't buy the thing about boomhauer's badge being fake, BUT... in season three he says his parents won the lottery.
That's probably it thoooo Luanne probably didn't want to be a mechanic cause it might of been like something she learned as a kid and doesn't want to constantly be reminded of like bad times in her life back then.
Ugh, as someone with ACTUAL, diagnosed OCD, this is NOT what OCD looks like. When you have OCD you don't just get upset when things mess up your OCD habits/routines, you have a total meltdown. It ruins your whole day, It's also not typically linear. for example, a person with OCD may have an immaculately clean home but a messy, disgusting car. This looks more like Obsessive Compulsive PERSONALITY Disorder which is different from OCD.
Fan theory: Dale isn’t actually the father of his son.
Boomhauser is definitely a mechanic not an electrician. Electricians don’t use spark plugs mechanics do and his love of American muscle
i thought perhaps hank was on the spectrum?
the hyperfocus , the fixation/ obsession with propane , not liking change , and there's a load of other things .... sometimes finding it difficult to show emotions / seemingly "shallow emotional depth" .
i'm aspie , and see some things in his character that are similar.
of course it could just be something like ocd , but a then again, a lot of those with ocd are on the spectrum.
that's why it's a spectrum, sooo many different shades.
If Bill is Bobby’s father, I doubt he knows it
wait, what if peggy had a miscarraige in their attempt to have bobby and in their desperation for a child they instead adopted a child?
Bring this back!!!
Boomhauer also said that his parents won the lottery in one episode so maybe that’s why he doesn’t work
Dale's son doesn't look like him. He looks more like John redcorn 🤫
the only thing that bothers me is when peggy is falling, you see her falling face down
I frame for frame paused and unpaused
and
in every shot you see her
face down
face down
face down
face down
in the final shot, it's far away and not really clear if she is face down or not, but it still kind of looks like she is face down
and when she hits, it looks like she landed face down
but then when hank walks up to her, she is embedded like 6 inches in the ground. . . face up.
if she flipped herself over after she landed, how did she manage it while embedded 6 inches in the mud?
I mean, i guess if she landed face down, she would probably have suffocated in the mud and that's why they drew her face up, but when did she flip herself over mid air? in between shots, right before the final shot, she flipped herself over while off camera for that split second?
I think the show would've been better if she'd died from the accident honestly, never liked her character, and also, even though it didnt happen in the show, I believe booby and Connie ended up getting back together in the long run
Isn’t Arlen more of a suburb of Dallas in the show?
That was some weird intro music to hear after waking up from an odd dream
South park is a real town in colorado and nobody is actively "searching" for it... ffs look at a map
Arlen is actually a town just outside of Dallas
Garland not Arlen.
Bill probably isn’t Bobby’s father. Bobby doesn’t look much like Hank, but he looks a lot like his grandfather.
Hank looked very similar to Bobby as a child
volk dukh thats true In the Halloween episode flashback hank had bobby’s facial features other then having a round head like Bill he looks nothing like him as a child, cotton could be Bill’s dad.
The biggest problem with the theory is that Bill's nature wouldn't allow it to stay a secret. Just like the episode where Hank and Peggy trick Bobby and Luanne into thinking they're married and he gets upset over them being married when he isn't and decries it all as a fake he'd undoubtedly have broken down and told Hank Bobby was his after, say, being told that the Hill family was going to Montana for thanksgiving and excluding him, or during one of his many Christmas breakdowns.
Guy Lane i agree Bill is a blabbermouth everyone else is too plus they spread gossip if this rumor was true it would of gotten back to Hank assuming he would know. If bobby is Bill’s son then why does he look like Cotton and GH and Hank as a child even? Bill was also married to Lenore would he cheat on her and have a illegitimate child with his best friend’s wife? I doubt it he was holding on the hope of her returning someday.
wait, soo youre saying cotton slept with peggy- OH MY GOD! that explains why she HATES him SOOOO much. because HE is bobbys father and cotton being a narcissistic asshole, peggy is worried that cotton would tell hank.
well that or bobby is leannes illigitaate son. cotton slept with leanne when luanne was younger and peggy decided to take the child.
Bill being Bobby's dad is pretty much defunct by Bobby looking like Cotton. Physical traits often skip a generation....
Also, GH looks exactly like Bobby.
But what about when bill gave Bobby his family recipe?
@@hitsmegoodyo277 Bill gave him the recipe because if he didn't it would die with him as he had no heirs, his cousin Gilbert was his only family and had no heirs or interest in producing any and wouldn't let Bill sell the recipe to build a legacy. Bill considers Hank family even though he isn't his kin. It's not a stretch that he see's Bobby as a nephew or a Godson.
Hank looked liked Bobby when he was his age.
Bill admits he slept with Peggy in the treasure hunt episode. Bobby def looks like him
My name's Lenore why do you keep callin me BILLL!
The way his voice cracks when he says "Bill" is forever burned into my mind.
That was one of my favorite episodes!!! Hanks a good friend to get into a dress to help bill
Reminds me of Toy Story 1 when Buzz finally realized that he's not a real Space Ranger, but a toy and cracks as Mrs. Nezbit then suffered depression for a bit.
I named the lizard Lenore. It just kind of looked like a Lenore
Was just watching this episode today
5:13 Boomhauer actually DOES talk about work in Season 3's "Pretty, Pretty Dresses" when he complains to Hank about having to look after Bill right after getting off work.
Eric Heiden I was looking in the comments for someone who had realized this. It s also worth noting that there is nooooo way that Boomhauer could manage to live the lifestyle he does on a workers compensation, on, disability or on welfare. It doesnt make sense that the narrator dismissed the notion of him being a texas ranger (without explaining why this supposedly isnt possible), and completely ignores the reasons why the theory of him being unemployed makes no sense. If Boomhauer WERE a Texas Ranger, you would expect that he would rarely, if ever mention details about his work, and surprise surprise, he never does...
@@brianfp8081 I was also looking for someone who was talking about this, Boomhauer could easily be living off his mum and dad's generosity as his dad was a doctor. Also in the episode "Three Coaches and a Bobby" Boomhauer tells the old coach that his parents won the lottery and moved to Florida. I've always assumed the Lottery win funded his lifestyle.
@@brianfp8081 My friend's dad worked in law enforcement. For legal reasons, he could not speak about a lot of things that happened at work.
@@rosco5765 same - I feel it was implied he had some "MONEY" & not just money.
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
Koth has many great episodes but this episode i cant get enough of. The way hank falls to the ground is priceless. Bobby was the man in this episode.
Joker OneNineSevenZero I will still steal your purse
Lmao!
I always imagined Beavis and butthead were bobbie and Connie’s kids
Ninja Student ha!
Aaron Gordon haha true I know it was before king of the hill but I always imagined lol
That's unlikely because we see their real parents in the movie
@Aaron Gordon and Bobby and Connie broke up very very early in the series
Dude before hank was hank on King of the hill he was Mr. Anderson on beavis and butthead.
"Do you understand.."
"yes.. "
lie detector explodes!
Simpsons use to have such great writers. especially when Conan wrote for them!
just saw a clip from that episode.
“Shi-shi-shah” is just Dale making sound effects for his actions when he does that.
"Squirrel tactics!!!!!"
No way! Bobby looks like Cotton and GH.
AND Hank looked like Bobby when he was Bobby's age.
@bacon banana
Digital reincarnation
But bill outright says to Hank that he slept with Peggy
I don't know 🤔
Don't think bills character would lie about that.
Misty Morning I think bills character would DEFINETLY lie about that. He has a habit of BSIng when under pressure. He probably just wanted to sound like he had something important to say
I thought you died grimey?
Number one isnt a theory
Luanne being a great mechanic throughout the show is one of the jokes. That shed focus on stuff shes not good at instead of what she is good at
Luanne didn't go from beauty school to community college and THEN had a puppet show. Puppet show was well before she left beauty school. Also, Luanne didn't return to beauty school, she was taught to cut hair by Bill.
Peggy fell into a field, not a pit of mud. She ALWAYS had a high opinion of herself and spoke AWFUL Spanish. Her mother is the root cause.
No way was Bill the father of Bobby. Bobby and GH look almost identical, Hank and Junichiro both have narrow ureeties...and the same father in Cotton.
Hell yeah, man. Though one thing I always found odd was that Hank looks more like his mom than he does Cotton.
Elijah Robinson She got that job at Hotties, and I think they’re referring to after Grace was born
I watched the puppet show episode today 😂
I always thought it was odd that Cotton went to so much trouble wanting to be buried as a war hero in one episode, but then wanted his ashes flushed in another episode.
Peggy being a narcissist isn't a theory as much as it is a fact. It's how the character was actually portrayed.
The theory is that her sky diving accident contributed to her narcissism
"Pero, Senora, vivo en Mexico."
"Yes. Long live Mexico. Now, get on the bus."
..."Three Miles away from Dallas" in any Direction puts it absolutely Nowhere Near Austin.
I’m gonna guess there was a slip somewhere lol. Isn’t it like an hour and a half away?
And the map that they are showing clearly shows Clifton a lot farther then 3 miles from Dallas. In fact it seems to be by my Reckoning a couple of hundred miles away, which still leaves in about a couple of hundred miles away from Austin. I didn't bother to Google Map it and those are just estimates before anybody jumps on the wagon and accuses me of inflating mileage. LOL
it does if debbie is in arlen doing austin as well.
I live in Austin and it's a three hour drive to Dallas. (at LEAST)
Hell, six hours in ANY direction from Austin and you're STILL in Texas.
From San Antonio
While Hank probably does have OCD, the lawn thing doesn't apply. Having been raised in Texas, every male of that age was obsessed with their lawn here. I don't know if it's something in the water but even my father, who had spent his whole life up north and not really caring about the yard, quickly became obsessed with our yard... Some type of mass psychosis I guess. LOL
Lmao you are not wrong
Lmao you’re right! I think after most become a homeowner, they start caring about their lawn. Especially middle aged southern/midwestern men! Lol
Never mess with another mans lawn
Hey man, do you want a nice lawn and a nice home? or a neglected lawn covered in trash and junk and a dirty neglected home?
"People with too much time that analyze animated shows..."
So, you?
And the bad thing is, the video wasn't even what it said it was. This was not even a video of dark theories... more just observations that a lot of people made.
Someone needs to take some self-awareness classes
Dark theory: it actually was Bobby’s purse and he didn’t know any of those people
Square in the nuts!
AMAZING ! 😂😂
Never thought about Drew Carey being Hank's half-brother.. But you're right, it fits so perfectly with the storyline, the motivations/behavior of the characters, and other episodes (like the one about Junichiro). That's pretty hilarious..
Not a theory, but anyone notice Khan in an acronym of Hank. They're opposite, but also the same.
Yeah I noticed.....as soon as Kahn said the exact same thing to Hank in the series finale.
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Seeing that Hank resemble his mother his Japanese half brother should look nothing like him🤷🏿♂️
Huge plot hole
Big time man
True his mom has that rectangular head. Yet cotton looks like Bobby and Good Hank
This is true, I had forgotten about that, so good observation.
Not as big as Peggy's childhood and her mother's appearance.
I love King of the Hill but always hated Peggy because of her narcissism. Dale is my favorite character!
I tend to skip the episodes that feature Peggy.
@@dittofoster73 I try but there are a lot of episodes where she is the main character for whatever situation. She's the only reason KOTH isn't my number 1 animated series.
... but Dale is a narcissist. And paranoid! .. um... bonus?
You and me both. And I think this character is a mockery of someone close to a show staff member. It HAS to be because it's impossible to just INVENT that level of self-overconfidence.
@@TheRealNormanBates Dale is indeed a narcissist, but I think the paranoia has left him unable to concentrate on anything else. But Dale is relatively humble when it comes to his family. TOO humble, in fact, which is why he continuously turns a blind eye to the well-known fact that Joseph is John Redcorn's son and that Nancy is STILL getting a massage or counseling or whatever lie she tells regarding her steed that permits her THREE scheduled visits a week. I think he's just happy that they haven't committed him to a psychiatric facility, and/or he may have, um, inadequate pants packaging...
Dale does speak Russian maybe he's really a Russian sleeper that's why he goes by rusty shackleford
Dale only does stuff half-ass so he probably took a couple of classes on it if not just bought the introductory guide and barely cracked it open.
Nothing to be as fluent as he thinks he is.
@@Doctor_Odin no he met with Russians and he could drive a tank exploding mailbox changing the numbers on his house to Hanks there's a lot there he's up to something 🤔
@@Doctor_Odin not to mention him being an exterminator giving him access to dangerous chemicals and poison
He uses that name to order pizzas
He THINKS he speaks Russian. He speaks Russian like Peggy speaks Spanish. He knows Russian words but clearly does not know what they mean. He did a bad job of driving that tank.
Now I want to see Hank as Thanos.
"Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be, I tell you what!"
That's enough to make me wish they'd cast Mike Judge instead of Brolin.
What is spooky to me, I wrote in a comment section of a Fox News cast, I ended up writing the full episode of when Peggy kidnapped little Lupe in that very episode,then the following day I happen to read your comment of now get on the bus, X file and I have not watched King of the hill in years
I want a t shirt of that
Avengers: Propanegame
Lady bird: "did you collect all the Superbowl stones? "
Hank: "yes..."
Lady bird: "what did it cost?"
Hank: "everything...."
I laughed so hard at this!
The Luanne theory is the most plausible
But its not a theory, its an observation. "Luanne is good with cars and could have had a job fixing them." Isn't much of a theory.
It's really not a theory. The show makes it quite obvious, but the show also doesn't do anything with that and that's what I hate.
I have a theory that Joseph isn't actually Dale's father, you know how Nancy Hangs around with Redcorn, both characters even have the same facial structure, and both John and Joe's names start with J. I know it isn't cannon, but it's fun to think about.
Cottons didn’t die because his health deteriorated. He was burnt on a grill at a hibachi restaurant.
King of the Hill need a revival
There's going to be a spinoff set in the same universe, I don't know what the name of it is though.
@@turbotravis2323 Queen of the Hill?
And I’ll make the popcorn.🍿🍿🍿
I heard they're making a new show with the same cast but aged I think like 15 years. Bobby is going to be an adult that took over selling propane and propane accessories. I'm assuming the show would be mostly about him and his kids. Hank and others would be on the show but it wouldn't be centered around them.
Honestly the only story I can think of is basically an adaption of that webcomic where Bobby is a successful couple's council all due to his parents' upbringing. But I do admit it would be fun to see how conspiracy nut and gun-lover Dale would react to Russia basically buying the NRA. He would *FREAK* at that revelation!
I like this video,
I tell ya h'wat.
KOTH was amazing and deserves a remake. But this video was incredibly boring and a good 80% isn't believable.
I always thought the Badge was fake so he could pick up chicks,
Nah man. Hes a ranger keeping track of Dale. He was sent to keep an eye on him because of all the weord things hes into so hes on watch lists.
DAMNNNN ITTTT BOBBBYYYYY !!!!
*throws pocket sand
As someone with both OCD and on the Autism Spectrum (high functioning Aspergers) I can say that I see a ton of my mannerisms in Hank
Same
I'm also Asperger but I'm more Bobby - my whole childhood growing up an only child of Sicilian/Irish parentage in row house Phila in the 1960's can be summed up by "That Boy Ain't Right" - altho it was more like "WhastddaMadderWitU?"
SideshowBob drkstrjry I was an asshole I said weird flex sorry bro
SideshowBob drkstrjry My great grandma was Italian both her parents were and she was born here thought she’s 100 % Italian
Blue Jay yes I completely agree
To add on to the Dale “shh-shaw” in the episode “Tanking To The Streets” when trying to get the tank Bill drunkenly stole back to the military base, when Hank says “I’ll drive” Dale questions Hank in asking “have you ever read and memorized the full manual on how to drive this tank and done it all in Russian!?” And then Dale proceeds to drive the tank while muttering to him self in Russian.
When you think about it boomhauer looks kind of like Johnny bravo
Yes but he way better with the ladys
He's basically a more successful, lady killer version of Johnny Bravo.
@@lucasmartinez5703 johnny's successful offscreen
Minus the muscles and hair but yes totally
Bobby is not a Dautereve. He and Cotton look too similar for it. And Cotton is definitely dead.
But it's not just appearance-wise Bobby acts more like Bill and picks up the whole Southern gentleman stuff a little too quickly.
@@Doctor_Odin I would just chock that up to Bobby trying to fit in to his surroundings. I like Bobby, but he's a chameleon.
@@michaelhowell2326
Not to mention that Bobby and GH look exactly alike.
@@diablodavila oh man, I totally forgot all about Good Hank.
Cotton fake died a moment before really dying and said he learned to slow his heart rate. He could have been faking it again until Hank and Peggy left.
Bill must be Good Hank's father too, because GH and Bobby look identical
Or Bill is Cotton's son
@@thedarknight307 If anyone is Cotton's son, it'd be Dale because Dale idolizes Cotton like no one else and Cotton actually seems to be able to stand Dale most of the time, lol.
Springfield is in oregon.
yes what a dark twist that Luanne was a mechanic. truly horrifying
I used to finish or start some sentences with, "I tell you what," as a joking reference. But I've used it so much that I actually say it now!
Ironic, I tell you what!
That's a clean burnin' hell I tell you what. Hahahaha
Luanne being good at fixing cars is a “dark theory that changes everything”??? HOW?
It's not even a theory. It's just facts. The writers just never did anything with her obvious aptitude for it.
This theory is not dark to me & neither is the one about Hank being autistic.
Sometimes I miss this show with all the simpsons and Seth MacFarlane shows rampant
It's on Hulu if you have that available.
Clifton is 96 miles away from Dallas. Not 3 miles like you've stated in the video.
King of the Hill might have a reboot... If Cotton Comes back I will make a mess of my pants.
I normally eat nachos or snack food while watching new episodes, gonna jump and spill that stuff everywhere if I see Cotton.
It’s crazy the last couple of days I’ve been watching king of the hill video and clips and now this pops up. I think someone is trying to tell me something
RUclipss algorithm is telling you to watch more ads... ~Spooky~
South Park is 2 real places in Colorado
a geologic flat near Mount Lion near the northeast end of the La Garita Mountains
or in Park County a broad, flat valley surrounded by mountains, in the US state of Colorado
but NO TOWN in either place!
Small town in Fairplay Colorado
*Its a shame Peggy survived that fall !!!* 😑😑😑😑
lmao iam still wondering about that
equally weird that she fall face down, but landed face up.
YES!! I cannot stand Peggy Hill! Her level of narcissism turns my stomach! I always thought she was mentally ill because one would have to be both deaf AND blind to see that face in the mirror and continue to lack at least SOME humility.
Hey, Peggy was very narcissistic but her character as a hole was great and fit the show fantastically. Really, I think, she put so much confidence on her actions to make up for her hardships she faced in her younger years with her mothers unjust critiques.
Honestly, her inflated ego is so hilarious to me that I can't see how people hate her. She's just funny to me.
I Am a king of the hill die hard fan and have all memorabilia and exclusive dvds and such and let me start off by saying that most of these are so absurd like if you are a king of the hill fan and believe these your not a real fan lol but nice video otherwise great conspiracies!! I just hope they bring it back I heard from a little birdie that they just might do so!!
Always good to start the day with a 'No true Scotsman'
I get your point Briana but PLEASE use punctuation to separate your thoughts. I'm a die hard Lion King fan but have had an open mind on theories involving all 3 (soon to be 4) movies, the Timon and Pumbaa show, the Lion Guard and so forth. They're all just theories to think on.
Briana aren't you worried that if they did try to reboot the series they would try to make it politically correct.
I don't want them turning Hank Hill into a nonbinary cisgendered blah blah.
Seth Long yeah your right that’s why I want him back because I want him to be his good old self hank hill gives no fucks tells it like it is regardless of who’s feelings he hurts isn’t that what we need at a time like this I swear everyone is so PC culture and everyone gets offended so easily we need this show back to be its old self I wish we could get that back but sadly who knows if we will!
Gatekeeping a show..
He didnt sabatoge hanks car. He sabatoged his own car to stay longer.
@Vince Cronk Yeah, I was thinking that too.
I hated peggy hill so much!!!
...in the show they've always said they're from Texas though
Did anyone address peggy's two mothers. One is introvert and in a new season shes a bad ass whats the deal with that?
Yeah, and who is Bobby's "grandmother" who shows up in "I Remember Mono"? She looks nothing like Hank's mom Tilly or Peggy's mom Maddy.
Her appearance was retconned to explain Peggy's behavior as an arrogant know-it-all. I.e. Her mother constantly putting her down and making fun of her intellectual pursuits is the reason Peggy always nneds to impress people and prove her worth. That background made more sense for her character than just a bland Montana housewife who seemed more suburban than someone who runs a ranch/farm.
Someone said "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it". I can't remember who.
The only one that I haven't heard that can be true is hal being Hanks half brother.
I keep hearing that theory about Bill being Bobby's father and I can't help but contradict it. Those who theorize it you must not remember those flashbacks of Hanks childhood. Face as a child actually looks a lot like Bobby which only in turn would tell me that Hank most definitely is Bobby's biological father
Wait. Hank looks more like his mother than Cotton. So why does his Japanese half brother look like Hank's mom? 🤔
Bill admits he slept with Peggy when they're stranded in the ocean. "On a dark lonely night, I slept with Peggy."
But south park is actually a real town
I just hope they bring back King of the Hill there's so many things Mike judge can make fun of
Koth never relied on making fun of things in society for laughs it was real life most of the time relatable material that any middle class family face
this show was so good they need to bring it back
Bobby looks like Hank as a child in flashbacks on the show and we can see Cotton looked like Hank when he was younger as well. Plus, GH has a similar look to Bobby too. Bobby has a look that Hill men have. All of that puts holes in the Bill being Bobby’s father.
Yes the lazy design choices for youth of the white guys does based on appearance. But Bobby does act a lot more like Bill than any of them and takes to the French southern gentleman mannerisms rather quickly at their brief stay in Bill's Family Estate. And in real life certain behaviors are genetic.
I'd like to see Luanne having a career as a mechanic if they reboot the show
I think you might be a little dissapointed if they reboot
Cant call.Peggy a Narcissist without calling Linda from.bobs burgers the same. And yall love Linda
But there's a difference between a narcissist (Peggy) and someone that has cases of delusions of grandeur (Linda). Windows problems not caused by her own ego it's mainly her being bored off her ass at the restaurant. Using escapism and ambient noise from the TV programs to keep her sanity. And she can actually admit when she's wrong.
Peggy's is all about her own ego and her own delusions of higher self worth. And like hey certain third wave female group can never admit when they're wrong.
@@Doctor_Odin Sounds exactly like Linda. But because of color schemes we see different. I wouldn't want either as a parent there is 0 justification
Linda just loves life. Linda never claims to have invented commonly-known words, created commonly-known foods, or any of the self-aggrandizing things Peggy does. Unlike spa-Peggy and meatballs, Linda never claimed to have invented Lindaccine, lol.
Bobby looks more like Cotton and GH he clearly takes after his grandfather has the same hairline and jawline and chubbiness also Flashbacks showing a young cotton looks just like bobby, and Flashbacks of a young Hank looks just like bobby therefore Hank is his biological father that boy may not be right but he’s Hank’s son.
Theory 1 isn't a theory at all, it's just a suggestion of an alternate career choice
Theory 2 feels like a reach, since you have to factor in a bunch of cameos in other shows to make it work
Theory 3 is plausible
Theory 4 doesn't have enough evidence backing it up
Theory 5 also feels like a reach
Theory 6 is plausible, but kind of meh
Theory 7 is ridiculous to me; Bobby look just his paternal uncle plus Bill would have still been married to his ex-wife then
Theory 8 is another reach
Theory 9 is another reach
Theory 10 is plausible
LOL Clifton is not 3 miles from Dallas nor is it close to Austin...it's about 75 miles from Dallas and 120 from Austin
Cotton did not kill Griffin. Griffin is seen in the episode “Hank and the Glass Elevator”. He squirts LuAnne with a squirt gun at the pool party.