THE STRAIGHTS™️ GOT WORSE | NOAHFINNCE
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HEY LESBIANS WERE YOU BREASTFED?!
YES LMAO
i was yeah!! my entire life makes sense now /s
y u p
I was breastfed...but I'm asexual??
Something doesn't add up here...
He's jealous the baby gets her breaststroke more than he does .Common occurrence just with straight and straight jealous of mom's times with ba;y.
Lesbian here! My mom couldn’t breastfeed, so I was bottle-fed. Now she is convinced that I am a lesbian because I crave what I lacked in childhood
That is the best wording that could have been chosen
Oml so we have two causes for lesbianism,,, breastfeeding and not breastfeeding... :0
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Sounds as plausible as the other 'explanations'😂😂😂
@SageKittyDraws so everyone is a Lesbian >:)
A really gross part of the first one is if he sees breast feeding as a sex act then he was ok with his son doing it cuz at least it was straight.
It shows he cares more about “lesbianism” than the potential incest in his eyes 😭
(Not that breast feeding is incest obviously)
Yes, the mind of that sir is dirt, eww
Sexualizing anything a baby does should be a giant red flag. Why would anyone even care to wonder about the sexual orientation of their new-born? There seems to be a mixture of immaturity, bigotry and hypersexualisation in that guy's mind, which sounds like a really dangerous cocktail. I really hope he gets the help that he needs in order to be a proper father to his children.
@@sole_jewel598 oh my god fr
Is chunky in the window filming this 😢
The amount of trouble it takes for a lot of babies to breastfeed is insane. The guy needs to calm TF down because his daughter is FINE and even ADVANCED. It took me 2 months to properly feed. Smh
It’s took my mom 2 kids lol
@@sanriol0ver223 yeah exactly
Not only that but that guy is actually sexualizing his own baby daughter !! That guy is as stupid as creepy imo
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Well I was breastfed and I'm aroace, so I don't think it influences sexuality 😂
I joke how I wasn't breastfed so I turned out gay
Bo same
Bro*
Clearly it was the undue exposure to garlic bread and cake at a young age, regardless of breastfeeding.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150 ah yes, I should have thought of that!
I feel like my mom was afraid of me being gay, because already as a POC, there’s tons of discrimination in society, so she doesn’t want me to also be gay n trans because she knows it’ll be harder for me in the future to get a job, find a partner, etc. Now she’s come to terms with it (im ftm and bi) and she’s starting to accept me more
yhhh this makes sense unfortunately :(( obviously shes just trying to be protective altho unfortunately a bit unhelpfully
I’m glad she is coming around. Her support would be so much against the discrimination. Funny cuz that was the exact reason I didn’t want to admit I was pan ace because I’m a poc woman and I thought where I live is already so oppressive what if I’m gay? It’s hard but queerness is also something you cannot just ignore
Yeah I think a lot of parents are this way. It still hurts but it‘s understandable. Then there‘s parents who are homophobic out of some sense of disgust and/or fear and abuse their kids if they turn out queer. I have sympathy for the first type but not the second type. How can you, as a parent purposely hurt your kid and add onto the struggles your child is already experiencing because of bigotry, just because it makes you personally uncomfortable?
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This is really sad but true, and I can understand your mom's perspective, but I'm very glad that she is becoming accepting of you! I wish you all the best dude! ❤️
As a lesbian that was never breastfed, i think it’s safe to say that guy is just homophobic and insane.
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Fr
YEA
insane is an understaitment. hes literally sexualizing a BABY EATING. like wtf!?!?
And stupid
I love how they always think we care about their opinion 😭
ikr
Wait do you mean the straight people™ or Noah?
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Noah is very great, doubt anyone would think otherwise expect homophobes and transphobes
I KNOWW ❤😂❤
Me too!❤
As a straight man, I am offended...
... by the stupidity of the guy in the very first story. So, if his gauge of his daughter's future sexuality is how vigorously she goes after mommy's titties, shouldn't the opposite also be true? He did mention that his daughter went after them with more enthusiasm than his son, so does he also fear his son is going to be gay because he didn't like the titties as much?
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He got me in the first half not gonna lie
Nice bait n switch
@@nate_bombd3011same
You got me ❤❤❤
😂😂😂
I'm straight and I really enjoy watching videos like this, it shows me a different perspective to the world we live in
"If you are used to oppresing people, equality can feel like you are being oppressed."
Very true
“You can’t let gays slime all over your kids” ~ Noah wisdom of the day
@potatostarch4362 Look, they just don’t want those dyes getting all over their son’s skirt
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and they really say we're the ones sexualizing kids
IKR??
just out of curiosity, what's the flag in ur pfp?
@@Bug10ten it’s the zoophile flag
@@Bug10ten its a flag for ppl who do weird stuff to animals
@@Didyousayoil150 Oh shit thats horrific
there was this one saying i saw about the “people feeling attacked when minorities are given more rights/are normalized” that i feel summed it up perfectly: “more rights for others doesn’t mean less for you, it’s not fucking pie”.
The way he was uncomfortable with his having his daughter “have someone’s b00b in her face” but he somehow has no problem with the son
its crazy that hes sexualizing a child literally just eating
More people need to watch your videos and learn about trans people tbh, I had an argument the other day about it being a ‘lie’ or ‘illusion’😢
Hay,always remember you are valid and you are loved.Hope you have a good day/night ♡.
Don't forget the "they just want to call the attention because when they were kids their parents don't love them enough"
@@noonerulesmeBLUD oooooh, what a roast 😂😌
My grandma told my trans brother that he just wants to live in a man's world because women are oppressed 😂😂👀😭😭😭
Transgender is actually an adjective which means it’s used to modify a noun for example a transgender person instead of a transgender or transgenders /gen /nm
As a Lesbian I was brest feed.I love your content,hope you have a good day/night :).
im gay and i wasnt 😎
Made this 100 likes :)
Same I’m also a breastfed lesbian
sameeee
Blame your mother
breastfed lesbian here😔I was culturally conditioned and manipulated by the boob, thank you for bringing light to this Noah
I see Freud's legacy is going strong with the straights
oh god not prof sigmund freud
Weirdly though Freud had some good takes on how homosexuality is perfectly fine and a natural phenomenon.
Hehe
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oooh sigmund freud yeahhh we all hate him
Noah!!!! I start T tomorrow!!!! For years I’ve lacked the confidence to find help with my dysphoria. Thank you for always being you and helping show me it’s okay to be trans!
Omg im so happy for you buddy!!!! Congrats!!!
Congratulations!!!!! Good luck with your transition :)
It's been a month how's it been so far :)
Aaa congrats!! It's been a few months now I hope it's going super well:D
CONGRATS!! I hope its going well :]
My mom used the "I'm not homophobic, i just don't agree with it" card for YEARS until my siblings and I set her straight on that one. (And yes, as a closeted bisexual, I can confirm based on things she's told me that she's terrified of the thought of me being gay)
Can relate my brother's do this all the time
I love how he says “there is nothing wrong with being straight” like my uncle tries to convince himself that there is nothing wrong with being gay. 😂
someone once told me that being gay is bad because 40% of the world is homophobic. They also said that we're ugly and didn't get any pulls so we swapped over to being gay. They also said that we don't have strong father figures lmao.
probably there are no strong father figures because the fathers aren't accepting their children...
and gays aren't ugly omg... yk the only ones who are really ugly are the ones who are homophobes, transphobes, racists and all in all misanthropic... In my opinion the thing that makes somebody ugly or not ugly is the way they treat others
Tell them to say that first part again, but slowly.
lmao
"being gay is bad because a lot of people think being gay is bad" ...yeah 100% logical I totally agree with that! /s
@@HyperNovva ikr lmao
@@NekoChanSenpai lmao
For people who are used to being superior, even the slightest equality can feel like oppression.
Amazing quote!
I love how he’s like “check my new song” and I’m like BRO THAT’S BEEN MY JAM FOR TWO MONTHS
Im a cis bi Woman dating a trans man💗. Your videos help me understand what my bf is going through at times
Why's this so cute to me?;-;
As a straight person I can confirm we're not okay😔
Thank you Noah you helped a lot of people be comfortable in their own skin :]
I always thought that my family was okay with every type of sexuality, gender and so on but it turns out I was a bit wrong. Some time after I had come out as nonbinary my brother was still referring to me as a girl. So I told him I'd rather be referred to as his sibling, a person and so on but he just said "No, you’re a girl, my sister. You’re not anything in between or a boy, you’re a girl, you hear me?". My friends are the only ones who try to use the right pronouns (they/them) and the right name, but no one else cares. Anyway look at this cat in a box
sams here it sucks honestly
If someone says to you “you hear me?” they’re a bully. That’s the time to stop listening to them......
as a lesbian i hated having boobs in my mouth as a baby. cannot say the same thing now lolz
jesus christ-
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What did I just read-💀
LMAOOOOO❤❤
PFFT-
Thank you noah, you have really helped me to become more comfortable with who I am
Hm. As a pan woman, according to my mother, I breastfed a lot so Ig that explains everything 😃. Damnit mother for feeding me and ensuring I get all the nutrients I needed 🙄
I'm bisexual but that may be due to the fact I was both breastfed AND bottle-fed as a baby. 🤔
Oh my god!! The boob and the man tit bottle made you a GAIGHT!! 😫 /j
Same🤔
Lol
Tis the way it goes 🤣
I am so glad my mom didn't have access to social media when I was a teen. Wtf?! Either way, that she is publicly announcing her CHILD's bathroom behavior to all of her friends and the whole friggin' world is horrific. I feel so bad for that kid.
To the people who have parents who are like this, I feel your pain. 😭 My step Dad is the same way and said being a lesbian is “disgusting”
I'm Bi and I was breast and bottle fed. I mean, I know that's not how it works but its funny that he would think that way
PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HOW HUSBANDS AND WIVES HATE EACHOTHER
As a straight person, everything noah said is fine, not surprisingly,
And to anyone reading this I'm sorry if you've been hurt in any way by other straight people, we're not all like that
I hope you all have people in your life you can talk to if you need it
you are loved
I love you too
you and thequeerkiwi should do a video about people hating their family/spouses i feel like you two would work well together
How can they get worse?!
I Dont Know?!?
i dont know and i dont WANT to know😭
“ya can’t let gay slime all over ya kids” I love that so much! Jeez mate your funny 😂❤❤
As always both informative and entertaining. Being gay is caused by eating Twizzlers. Or maybe by wearing shoes.
i love Twizzlers, can confirm they turn you gay 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Hey Noah, I was wondering if you could do a video breaking down different genderqueer identities. It would probably be really interesting, and as someone who used to identify as girlflux (before just being trans) I’m sure we would all enjoy some representation!
Nice lovejoy pfp!
stan the lvjy pfp
YESSS
Love the pfp
Yeah I agree, there’s so many gender identities that aren’t as well known it would be cool to see him talk about it
The first part had me cackling because my grandpa also tried to say I was a lesbian because I was breastfed but I was one of the baby’s they had to force to breast feed because I just wouldn’t latch lmao
Equality seems like an oppression when you are accustomed to privilege
i’m bisexual, but female and no i wasnt breastfed💀
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I'm 100% gay, i was born gay and started having feelings for guys at age 10 with no influence at all. It's 100% natural and there's nothing wrong with that.
Yay gay!
I also caught the gay at 10
NO HOW CAN IT GET ANY WORSE
The adderall one had me on the floor.
“my Adderall made me gay ”
Sure. And mine "made" me pan.
Wanna see how concerta "made" my friend straight?🤣🤣🤣
I love your pfp!! BMC is the best
@@mango_cheese37 ohhh a fellow bmc fan👀!!! (*internal theatre kid screaming)
@@jamiecaniglia *theatre kid high 5*
The second last one reminds me of this one time in school. I go to a catholic school and this one time in sport class we were looking at diversity and the teacher was talking about homophobic (btw im a lesbian) and she was like ‘now ik that our faith doesn’t support it but you still have to be nice to them’
I go to catholic school too, its a nightmare
Nobody:
Me: **looks for toxic comments so I can insult them for being homophobic/rude whatever** 🤗
Lmao I love how he made the straights like it was a brand like "The Straights™️"
Hey, just wanted to say love your videos!! You are the epitome of my gender envy 😅😚☺
Fun fact for the christians: Leonardo Devinci used his boyfriend as his model to paint Jesus :)
I’ve always loved that fact lmao
4:34 I heard a saying once that really fits here. “When you’re used to privilege, equality feels like oppression”
As a bisexual and gender fluid person I find this hilarious
As a female who wasn’t breastfed, I love women
I promise we aren’t all like this I saw a tiktok of a girl replying to a man who fantasizes about his future daughter’s sexual life…I was horrified 😃💀
I’ve also seen many Muslim people say they “don’t support gay people but aren’t homophobic”
lol they just use their religion as an excuse to be an asshole
@Jay Blue it is true.
I LOVE SO MUCH!!!! When is ur next London show ❤❤❤
3:38. Those are people on yt called Team Two Moms and they are really run
I love your videos!! Any idea when your next tour is gonna be? I'm REALLY excited for the next UK one!! ❤🧡💛💚💙🏳🌈🏳⚧
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all i have to say to that is why...?
Anybody else when they first saw Noah’s channel thought it said NOAHFINANCE 😂
Sexuality: Bi
Status: Closet
Why? Homophobic, christian family!
Love your vids Noah! They always make me happy and feel accepted for having a crush on my two friends! (One male, one female) :)
Hope you've been able to come out since it's been 8 months
Good luck and may God bless you
it's so funny to me when ppl say they don't agree with being queer bc it's the same thing as not agreeing with mountains or smth. like,, okay??? what do you want us to do about it??
Wow I have never been so early I love your videos ❤❤
You are so smart and so entertaining. Thanks for your insightful videos. Keep making them - please!
Here's my view:
First I thought I was a straight male, because I was born in a male body and I liked girls until the age of 15 or 16.
Then I was really shocked, that I liked boys too, but I got over it and accepted being bisexual and I felt way better with it.
Then I discovered, that there are more types of humans, but just "normal" men and women and I liked that and turned being pansexual and I felt better with it.
And last year I discovered, that I am trans.
So I started as a straight men, but evolved into a pansexual transgender woman and I think this is really awesome, because I feel freed from all the chains, which kept me locked inside myself. 💜😌
So what's wrong with being gay, bi, pan, trans and so on?
It is totally okay AND it is totally normal! 😉👌
I mean I would have died, if I still wouldn't let me express myself the way I do now, so it can't be a bad thing and now I am the best me I ever was in my entire life! ❤
Noah, you are a hero! 😌💖
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4:35 this does make sense but like in my school a lot of people are being bullied for being white and one person I know that is being bullied is just a normal reader who has their face in a book all the time (this person is my best friend) and she got bullied the other day they ripped her book and everything, and they were screaming blm the whole time. People have to understand that you can be racist and be black at the same time, we are all equal and deserve human rights
while what happened to your friend is horrible, those very rare and individual cases are not really comparable to systematic racism and centuries of oppression and death yk? social inequality is something different than bullying in school, even if it's not okay at all and i'm not trying to say it is. so, without wanting to say it's 'less bad', it's still interesting to look at the reasons of anger and frustration of bipoc (black/indigenous/ppl of colour) people towards white people vs. the reasoning behind assaults from white people towards bipoc people, bc a black person's anger against white people, even if unjustified towards the individual ur speaking of, is (in most cases ofc, i'm generalising here) rooted in their experience with discrimination. it's a bit like with 'not all men'; while it's true that individual cases can deviate from general political/social issues, they hold so little impact regarding society that it's not really an argument. therefore, yes, a black person disliking/harming a white person based on their skin being white is racism in theory, but since it's not really a thing of race but a thing of an oppressed group vs oppressor, it isn't and will never be the same. but it's still bullying and unjustified violence all the same and no less problematic for it. hope that was somewhat coherent and have a nice day
HELP HOW DO I DRESS HOW I WANT WITHOUT PEOPLE THINKING IM LESBIAN😭😭😭 (I’m trans male and I’m bisexual but everyone assumes I’m a woman and Lesbian 🥲)
they're are workouts u can do to build muscle or just get a more masculine build. u can also use makeup to make ur face appear more masculine there's yt tutorials on how. and certain haircuts can make u appear more masculine too.
Noah Is My Favourite RUclipsr Ever And Watching His Videos Make Me Feel So Happy And Enlightened. Whenever I'm having a hard time I'll watch Noah's videos and he makes me smile so much ❤️ thank you noah, love u so much ❤️❤️
I’m gay. I was not breastfed
I have met someone who "didn't agree" with people being gay who wasn't religious. BUT he was raised extremely religious and buys into a lot of conspiracy theories. Including that microplastics are making men less manly, and that's why gays and transgenders can go undetected. I do not think he has studied history much, but I am interested in how we can spin that to make conservatives care about the environment.
SOOOOO funny story....
I've been watching/listening to Noah Finnce for about 2 years now. I'm a trans teen and found his channel and he's helped me through a lot of stuff. But fast forward to three months ago and my brother starts asking what song I'm listening to. I reply "Life's a Bit." My brother says "Who's it by?" I say "A person named Noah Finnce." He says cool and turns around, not caring. The next day, he walks up to me and says "yo, this dude is trans right?" I said yeah and he turns away. THE NEXT DAY he's asking me all about Noah's music and videos, and it's amazing and so fun because we don't share the same taste in music. So, we start listening together, and it's all good times. Well, now, we have made it our absolute goal to see who the bigger fan is and have banned listening to Noah's music in the car, because our parents are sick of him. So yeah! Noah Finnce, you have strengthed my bond with my little brother, and have also created the next thing we will be agruing about for the next couple of years lmao.
I've identified as bi for about 2 years now, but I'm questioning omni or pan now. I was breastfed and bottle fed, that must be why I like pretty much all genders 😭😭😭
In case you were actually curious, having a lower birth rate is actually extremely important - we are way too overpopulated at the moment!
I am gay. When I told my boss he gave me a promotion, fired all my colleagues and told them to come back when they were LGBTQIA+. True story
You have very lovely fluffy hair. Drop the hair care routine now pls 😉❤
My parents have tried to keep me away from learning about homosexuality and that didn't work because I am bisexual so I don't think that going to a homophobic church really " keeps me away from being gay". I still haven't come out to them but I'm planning on doing so soon.
Are these straights okay?
0:56 this one’s sexualizing breasts to the point where they think their NEWBORN CHILD is into her own mother? NOT OKAY DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT-
3:46 They’re not okay now, but with a bit of education, perhaps they’ll get better.
4:49 this one is just...a sad straight in a bad marriage.
5:56 this doesn’t seem like a straight, more like a guy who’s questioning.
6:39 NO
7:23 This straight should stay away from women.
8:00 This is hilarious. I don’t know if it’s true, but I think Jack Chick made that. If you look him up, you’ll know he’s one of the least okay (most unhinged) fundie cartoonists and that’s saying a lot.
8:32 Melissa and whoever came up with the design are both going to hell if hell exists.
9:14 There is no difference. This straight would hate it if somebody said they disagreed with the heterosexual lifestyle.
9:53 This one needs to calm down omggg
The answer is a resounding "absolutely not"!
That last one is just so incredibly inappropriate. Discussing your teenage son's sexual activities on your public social media profile? Like, really? On a profile featuring your first and last name as well as an actual photo? Clearly an impeccably authority on what to do and not to do in the wake of the death of a monarch... 🤬
@@haukenot3345 Most of these posts make me angry, but the ones that sexualize CHILDREN are the ones that really make me wanna throw up. I’m a minor, and it always scares me to see what people think of us kids. That mom needs to get off of Twitter and learn how to be a better parent.
The idea of straight people being afraid that heterosexuality will be outlawed reminds me of a quote I've heard that goes "When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
You trademarked it! beautiful just beautiful.
10:02 dude I remember seeing that tweet. blood for the blood god got onto trending straight after, that was great.
Hi Noah worms in my favorite song and u are amazing love your videos enjoy life
“You really can’t let gays slime all over your kids.”
- NOAHFINNCE 2022
oh no
I use the same allegory in feminism 'we don't want your seat at the table just for you to simply shuffle up and give us space'!
Yeah I’m a lesbian and I was bottle fed 😂❤
Same
You should really do videos of your childhood!!! Really enjoy the videos!
balls (it’s true god gave me a kiss on the cheek)
8:38 I saw this picture when I was a little boy n remember asking to myself "so this people don't like skittles? "
"you cant let the gays slime all over your kids" best thing ever
my parents were terrified of me and my brother being lgbtq we never learned about it until we found it on the Internet and realized this was us. They still ended up with a gay son and a transgender nonbinary lesbian kid (me).
I'm not lesbian, but I am afab and am attracted to woman. I was not breastfed.
The first like 12 videos I watched of you channel I thought you were a Cis gay guy-
It’s a baby why do they need to bring up sexuality all ready like they just want food
hey, ik this is like the lowest form of comment and you get these alot but i rlly just want to thank you being so amazing. lalala was on my recommended songs so i listened to it and it was rlly catchy, so i tried some of ur other music, and i thought it was literally amazing. i checked out ur youtube and discovered you do cool gay videos like this one, which is really nice because it reminds me im not the only gay out there. ik that sounds dumb lmao. tysm for being such an amazing guy!! btw i think u should say “laters lalalas” at the end of ur videos. it sounds catchy af-
umm not a lesbian (nor a girl), but actually I was NOT breastfed and turned out gay, I wonder if that had an influence 🤔
I'm bi and I was breastfed for the first 12 months of my life and bottle fed til I was 2 1/2
So maybe because you where breastfed and bottle fed you can now get all the people😎😎
The str8s are defo not okay the other day some guy was trying to call me a groomer on insta cus I had pronouns on my profile when my original comment that this dude replied to was about tesco meal deals not very relevant but I shit u not I clicked on this dudes profile and his TODDLER was wearing a baby grow that said "future pussy destroyer".....and I'm the "groomer" 💀💀
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with these people???