STRAIGHT TIK TOK GOT WORSE | NOAHFINNCE

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @NOAHFINNCE
    @NOAHFINNCE  3 года назад +18887

    ARE YOU STRAIGHT?!

  • @delightfulsounds42
    @delightfulsounds42 3 года назад +2934

    I don't normally physically cringe, but I did at the "why did you call me dianaaaaa, I like babyyyyhhhh"
    It just really really hurt my soul

    • @ellisbuker6191
      @ellisbuker6191 3 года назад +202

      And they're step siblings 😃

    • @yo_imarat8189
      @yo_imarat8189 3 года назад +118

      @@milatrechnievski7895 *AND THE PLOT THICKENS!*

    • @likeidk
      @likeidk 3 года назад +36

      @@ellisbuker6191 nononono

    • @cl3av3
      @cl3av3 3 года назад +32

      I actually just died because if that.... Ugh.... Cringe....

    • @georgia8830
      @georgia8830 3 года назад +19

      at that moment, every lasting piece of feelings I bad is now ✨gone✨

  • @zhonglis5699
    @zhonglis5699 3 года назад +10968

    "Why would she reject me? It makes no sense."
    i have standards sir🧍‍♀️

    • @ynahzone_
      @ynahzone_ 3 года назад +128

      Yesss 😩👊🔥🔥

    • @reaganpotatoe9563
      @reaganpotatoe9563 3 года назад +63

      Exactly

    • @gworenurse_bwunny
      @gworenurse_bwunny 3 года назад +36

      i may be non binary, but same

    • @bmw_m4255
      @bmw_m4255 3 года назад +8

      @@ToTi1317 hahahahahah. Non binary lesbian. That's funny AF

    • @ToTi1317
      @ToTi1317 3 года назад +57

      @@bmw_m4255 yeah very funny clearly you do not know the meanings of the colors in the lesbian flag. or you just choose to be ignorant. well i hope it is the first one and you really don’t know about it so you can go and learn about it and realize how disrespectful you were being. but it is okay everyone makes mistakes and we can learn from them and grow. well anyways i still hope that you have a nice day

  • @notmr.struggle
    @notmr.struggle 3 года назад +10811

    as a straight guy i can finally see why people are scared of us i'm scared myself

    • @Luv1smm
      @Luv1smm 3 года назад +633

      I laughed to hard at this

    • @realradiantrei
      @realradiantrei 3 года назад +190

      Same😩😔‼️

    • @xue.0w0
      @xue.0w0 3 года назад +276

      That Cody and Noel profile pic instantly made me recognize you as a man of culture so you pass

    • @KickinRocks
      @KickinRocks 3 года назад +65

      That profile photo tmg yess

    • @alexmeyer5372
      @alexmeyer5372 3 года назад +84

      Straights are the slightest bit weird. No offense

  • @cosmicallydelirious
    @cosmicallydelirious 3 года назад +1680

    *“Why would she reject me? It makes no sense”*
    1. Is a lesbian
    2. Is a aromantic
    3. Isn’t interested
    4. Is taken
    5. Is not real
    6. Simps over fictional characters
    7. Is a minor
    8. Is too old
    9. Has genuine standards
    10. Is actually a boy

  • @karenholl2489
    @karenholl2489 3 года назад +3576

    "i am currently bisexual at the moment, i feel like. So therefore that is my excuse that i can make fun of straight people" lmaoooooo this is me

    • @sage4920
      @sage4920 3 года назад +12

      Same😩

    • @animells5977
      @animells5977 3 года назад +5

      Omg so relatable 😂

    • @ruby18197
      @ruby18197 3 года назад +1

      I am on my sisters acc on RUclips and on my brothers iPad btw I am lesbian

    • @oriknight2268
      @oriknight2268 3 года назад

      SAME BRO 🤣

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 года назад +8

      As a bisexual guy, I sometimes wonder what if I'm actually just a shy gay lmai

  • @valaquenta220
    @valaquenta220 3 года назад +1863

    The part with the guy looking for tampons had me dying. He was genuinely trying to help her GF but he had ABSOLUTELY no idea whatsoever about what he was supposed to bring back home xD

    • @maricat9312
      @maricat9312 3 года назад +52

      I know, tampon sizes are confusing if you haven't been told what they mean. But he was smart to get the heavy one because even if his GF has a light flow it will still work.

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole 7 месяцев назад

      he actually just said his friend, which makes it 10x sweeter to me tbh

  • @Error-kv5lm
    @Error-kv5lm 3 года назад +4611

    "Heterosexualty, am I right?" I love how this had to be followed by a disclaimer

  • @so_obsessed_
    @so_obsessed_ 3 года назад +419

    "I don't need her, and that's the power I have."
    Ok but you're the one who came up to her in the first place sooooo... I think she's the one with the power here buddy.

    • @trashcat4886
      @trashcat4886 3 года назад +34

      Like yeah lmao??? "I don't need her," then maybe don't approach her at all. "I'm not looking to take anything from her," then give her twenty dollars and walk away. Simple. "I don't need her" so "why would she reject me?" because she doesn't need you??
      Lmao that guy was s o cringe.

  • @BrieCheese
    @BrieCheese 3 года назад +14548

    It's always nice when men aren't afraid to go to the store and buy tampons.

    • @treker2379
      @treker2379 3 года назад +328

      And yes, Noah, that's a pretty generic southern accent.

    • @evasanders1296
      @evasanders1296 3 года назад +115

      Taym Powns

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 3 года назад +328

      Buying tampons, pads, or any other period product is a VIBE if you're amab, or don't have periods. It is so nice to destroy that stigma

    • @gi2339
      @gi2339 3 года назад +162

      The bar is SO LOW

    • @cousinwit9552
      @cousinwit9552 3 года назад +30

      She set him up though - not telling him what to get!

  • @misssqki2326
    @misssqki2326 3 года назад +3856

    “ why would she reject me ? It doesn’t make any sense . “
    sir, I’m a minor and a lesbian .

  • @kalanchoe3149
    @kalanchoe3149 3 года назад +3911

    I'm a lesbian, and I am terrified of "the boys" , "straight boys" and girl that say they are lesbian because they have a crush in Addison or Charlie-

    • @calliejean4738
      @calliejean4738 3 года назад +263

      You mean "the Boyz ⛓️🤬‼️🥵😠"

    • @isabellapalacio4631
      @isabellapalacio4631 3 года назад +35

      Ok but stream the boys on prime video it’s such a gr8 show bye

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 3 года назад +44

      Having a crush on a girl as a girl is either lesbian or bi.

    • @kalanchoe3149
      @kalanchoe3149 3 года назад +138

      @@Nakia11798 I'm aware, but i was talking about the people that specifically call themselves lesbians , though they would never date a girl unless it was e.g. a tikok star, for example, Charlie D'Amelio, Addison Rae, Bella Poarch.

    • @honeyeggs9145
      @honeyeggs9145 3 года назад +19

      @@Nakia11798 It’s biromantic only if they’d date the girl. If not it’s not either.

  • @sheeshybaka4290
    @sheeshybaka4290 3 года назад +146

    As a pansexual female, I feel very concerned by the energy we've created in the studio today.

    • @GayforShiver
      @GayforShiver 2 года назад +8

      As a bisexual non-binary I also feel the same way

  • @megqn1411
    @megqn1411 3 года назад +3278

    Imagine some guy walks up to you and you reject them and he says
    “It makes no sense to reject me tho.”
    *stands awkwardly as a lesbian*

    • @derpywatermelon7147
      @derpywatermelon7147 3 года назад +36

      love that Tamaki Amajiki profile 😌💅🏻

    • @renatal.129
      @renatal.129 3 года назад +59

      do we lesbians even know how to stand?

    • @aleksandradimitrova9552
      @aleksandradimitrova9552 3 года назад +4

      @@derpywatermelon7147 "i want to go home" we too dear we too (I know that this doesn't make that much sense in pandemic but yeah... let's pretend that it makes sense)

    • @calliejean4738
      @calliejean4738 3 года назад +1

      Same as me

    • @calliejean4738
      @calliejean4738 3 года назад +2

      @@derpywatermelon7147 love that hawks profile 😌💅

  • @whitenoise3447
    @whitenoise3447 3 года назад +3359

    “I am currently bisexual at the moment I feel like”
    this how it be like

  • @keirapattison3493
    @keirapattison3493 3 года назад +3525

    From a straight girl no we don’t like the possessiveness 😭

    • @Sam-ov3kk
      @Sam-ov3kk 3 года назад +129

      the way i read this at the exact moment it came on the vid

    • @soggypie7266
      @soggypie7266 3 года назад +102

      I personally like the possessiveness because I have severe abandonment issues

    • @bellalove8107
      @bellalove8107 3 года назад +116

      @@soggypie7266 I hope you're okay.

    • @kseniakiseleva1697
      @kseniakiseleva1697 3 года назад +113

      Yeah, as a girl who's interested in men, even if not primarily: Yeah, no. Possessiveness is not showing you care. Mostly it's creepy, personal thought.
      Also not liking then our standpoints get invalidated or ignored. 'Stop acting like my bf' is a non subtle hint - it means you are not

    • @kseniakiseleva1697
      @kseniakiseleva1697 3 года назад +56

      @@soggypie7266 Abandonment issues suck. I hope you're doing okay and treated the way you deserve and want to be treated^^

  • @thedirtgods3963
    @thedirtgods3963 3 года назад +122

    "Why would a woman reject me"
    Because she has standards

    • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
      @notwerkinginthishouse8634 2 года назад +4

      Never change that attitude
      I was told how i have "high standards" and how i will be miserable and how i want a gay man for literally stating a bare minimum and a bit more than that
      Like, is it too bad that i want an actual prince and not a garbage?

    • @GitJynx3d
      @GitJynx3d 6 месяцев назад

      oof, got ya there

  • @silu3737
    @silu3737 3 года назад +9273

    The rat painting next to you is absolutely legendary. I want one.

    • @GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW
      @GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW 3 года назад +80

      I thought you were talking about one of these series of painting of gay mice with pens

    • @Aima952
      @Aima952 3 года назад +24

      John Oliver's rat painting is way better 😜

    • @GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW
      @GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW 3 года назад +17

      @@Aima952 that's the one I'm talking about

    • @CreativeLethargy
      @CreativeLethargy 3 года назад +5

      What I thought

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 3 года назад +3

      I absolutely love it✌️

  • @cookiechip2116
    @cookiechip2116 3 года назад +2458

    "i don't need her, and that's the power that I have."
    She also doesn't need you? Who says she's losing when you stop harassing her?

    • @kimchoi18627
      @kimchoi18627 3 года назад +19

      No cap XDDDD

    • @omega0flowey966
      @omega0flowey966 3 года назад +6

      Sheesh

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 3 года назад +1

      Omg why are you so upset that he doesn't place too much stock on some random woman? He's also telling the other dudes not to worry about rejection. The guy realises his value and is telling himself and other dudes that rejection is not something to be upset about and isn't a slight against them. I swear, when guys choose not to grovel after women, lots of people get really upset and bitter.

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 3 года назад +1

      @faith Reader Why shouldn't he think highly of himself? I swear especially when it comes to dating and men asserting and realising their value, lots of people want to step in and tear them down. He's right, he doesn't need her, she's a random woman who wasn't interested and that's okay, he says so as much.

    • @maonaru
      @maonaru 3 года назад +47

      @@jonathanxavier2026 tell me you get no bitches without telling me you get no bitches:

  • @shay5555
    @shay5555 3 года назад +1723

    Tiktok makes me feel like a boomer because I cannot comprehend why any would film 90% of what they do and how they can do it without dying of embarrassment.

    • @maliaecho
      @maliaecho 3 года назад +34

      Oh my gosh frrr, like how do you sit infront of a camera and do that, or post that!!!???

    • @milkman9200
      @milkman9200 3 года назад +9

      Finally! Someone else who understands!

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +6

      literallyyyy😭

    • @lex_ve
      @lex_ve 3 года назад +4

      All the bad stuff gets posted on youtube so i get it.. but not all tiktok is this rough trust me. if you actually use it, your feed just becomes the same as any other social media. Like mine is all cooking and gardening stuff.

    • @jaderade6732
      @jaderade6732 3 года назад +2

      I downloaded tik tok yesterday and it doesn't actually seem that bad, it's just certain parts of it. Most of my videos on my for you page at the moment are spreading awareness about current issues, being gay, or designing things like a cool ti-dye dress from a plain black one

  • @anthonyb3209
    @anthonyb3209 2 года назад +37

    When the tampon southerner started his story, my first thought was that it was going to be some guy complaining about the audacity of being asked to buy tampons or about how embarrassing it was for him. I was relieved that he actually did his best and learned something new about how tampons work, and it seems he probably ended up making someone laugh or giving someone else a story in the process. Definitely a good guy, at least from that

  • @punk.queer5
    @punk.queer5 3 года назад +2695

    “Hell is a place where you burn in the fiery pits of hell”
    Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department

    • @rosalin7747
      @rosalin7747 3 года назад +53

      Can i just say that your profile picture is the best thing i ever saw?? LIKE OMG GERARD WITH BISEXUAL BACKGROUND

    • @ryankali249
      @ryankali249 3 года назад +11

      @@rosalin7747 OMG IKR I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING

    • @ines1084
      @ines1084 3 года назад +9

      @eyelash bug dining table is a table where you dine.

    • @scarlethinderscheid4482
      @scarlethinderscheid4482 3 года назад +2

      omg gerard

    • @xxrad_emo_clownxx
      @xxrad_emo_clownxx 3 года назад +4

      I LOVE YOUR PFP SO MUCH AHH

  • @frootisland4672
    @frootisland4672 3 года назад +3250

    “i don’t like eye contact even in videos” also noah: looking directly into the camera so we all have to make eye contact with him

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 3 года назад +31

      But he's making eye contact with us.
      Also best name you have there, same as mine :)

    • @LangkeeLongkee
      @LangkeeLongkee 3 года назад +12

      I just don't look creators in the eyes when they do that lol

    • @Moon_x_sun
      @Moon_x_sun 3 года назад +18

      I was too distracted by the rat to look at his eyes

    • @wallfishz
      @wallfishz 3 года назад +6

      I always look away, anytime someone looks _straight_ into the camera.

    • @Rilesjean
      @Rilesjean 3 года назад +2

      I've never seen this man before but uh I don't have issues with eye contact and I kept looking at his eyes while watching lol

  • @waitwhathuhwhat
    @waitwhathuhwhat 3 года назад +2704

    “No, I lIkE bAbY!” I’m dead. I am literally dying inside.

    • @waitwhathuhwhat
      @waitwhathuhwhat 3 года назад +73

      Also. “HeH, iM nOt A bAkEr.” Proud of mah girl. Good job.

    • @annikashannon6907
      @annikashannon6907 3 года назад +24

      they step siblings 🥲

    • @noorarjmand9493
      @noorarjmand9493 3 года назад +31

      That was the sibling couple too 😭😂 thank god they broke up tho

    • @sound-nin6852
      @sound-nin6852 3 года назад +10

      I REALLY hope that they were faking.. it was just so odd for some reason

    • @itsrachnime
      @itsrachnime 3 года назад +3

      Ayo for me it like da heck

  • @maykee_266
    @maykee_266 3 года назад +135

    "Why would she reject me? It doesn't make any sense ?"
    -Even though I'm pansexual, I'm not into every one
    -I am a minor
    -You are a stranger
    -I'm not even sure I'm a girl
    -I might be demiromantic
    But of course this doesn't make any sense

    • @alex-md8tx
      @alex-md8tx 3 года назад +4

      Litterly me but I came out as trans 2 years ago

    • @corinnegrace2007
      @corinnegrace2007 Год назад +1

      I’m also a human LGBTQIA question mark, if it makes you feel any better

  • @agirlnamedgoo
    @agirlnamedgoo 3 года назад +2057

    straight tik tok genuinely terrifies me-

  • @silfurregn
    @silfurregn 3 года назад +315

    "I don't need her"
    Bruh I don't need you either, pls just leave

  • @jayce1028
    @jayce1028 3 года назад +4447

    "Why would she reject me? It doesnt make any sense!"
    1.she could be aromantic
    2.she could be a lesbian
    3. She could be taken
    4. She doesnt like you
    THX FOR THE LIKES-

    • @luma16
      @luma16 3 года назад +395

      5.She could be a minor
      6.You may not be her type

    • @jayce1028
      @jayce1028 3 года назад +48

      @@luma16 yes!

    • @smile_faker2607
      @smile_faker2607 3 года назад +230

      @@luma16
      7. She may not be real (you're hallucinating)

    • @not_the_only_cannoli_
      @not_the_only_cannoli_ 3 года назад +34

      But how could she not like him!? He's vibing!

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 3 года назад +169

      @@smile_faker2607 8. Shes not even a she, she is a pterodactyl
      *REEEAAAEEEEAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEEAR*

  • @Xie_Huan
    @Xie_Huan 3 года назад +43

    10:36 i actually love her, her POV are so great and she is such a great actress

  • @KingKevin1
    @KingKevin1 3 года назад +9480

    dating coaches on tik tok be like: i’m a misogynist so women love me

    • @lunephobe
      @lunephobe 3 года назад +513

      I had to reread that because I first thought it said dating cockroaches

    • @mars8504
      @mars8504 3 года назад +45

      AHAHHAHSJSBSN THIS IS SO RIGHT

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 3 года назад +29

      Low-key true

    • @KingKevin1
      @KingKevin1 3 года назад +51

      @Vincent H. thanks bestie i know i’m very smart

    • @nahicorua
      @nahicorua 3 года назад +44

      @@lunephobe same thing difference lol

  • @estella610
    @estella610 3 года назад +1418

    I'm bi but not out and one of my family members said "why dont bisexual and pansexual people just pick?"
    And my anxiety went 📈 and I just left 😃✌

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 3 года назад +70

      I'm so sorry. Hopefully they can change.

    • @pnkvera
      @pnkvera 3 года назад +45

      lol i’m also bi & i’ve heard my mother say bisexuals are simply confused😃🤌🏽

    • @Ghxstienet69420
      @Ghxstienet69420 3 года назад +36

      Poly people, bi people and pan people just dont care enough to pick, and yknow... Thats what makes em cool

    • @Sammy-yf2sb
      @Sammy-yf2sb 3 года назад +3

      What dumbasses

    • @newbornmoon4055
      @newbornmoon4055 3 года назад +6

      Lol, be like. They do pick, when they date someone for the time being

  • @coralovesnature
    @coralovesnature 3 года назад +720

    “Hell is literally a place where you will burn in hell”. I hear Lil Nas X is running the joint now, so sounds pretty lit tbh.

  • @christinaraycarter
    @christinaraycarter 3 года назад +48

    the first guy: "no girl should have any reason to reject me"
    me: "if i sweat there is no reason for me to be stinky"

  • @DeathBootsShorts
    @DeathBootsShorts 3 года назад +1401

    "I am currently bisexual at the moment I think"
    _i have never related with someone on RUclips as strong as this_

  • @Gallifreyan98
    @Gallifreyan98 3 года назад +2709

    "why would she reject me? It makes no sense."
    Well...for starters.... I'm aromantic

    • @ciara6138
      @ciara6138 3 года назад +47

      Fair point😂

    • @downwithrisen
      @downwithrisen 3 года назад +42

      ayyy aro buddy!! i found another one 😂😂

    • @oven5146
      @oven5146 3 года назад +9

      @eyelash bug PLS YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

    • @oven5146
      @oven5146 3 года назад +13

      Same,fellow aro here

    • @o5-7firefox
      @o5-7firefox 3 года назад +6

      Yo same

  • @skylinesandturnstiles9595
    @skylinesandturnstiles9595 3 года назад +6985

    the way you had to put a disclaimer for straight™ people is sending me

  • @naomibologna3129
    @naomibologna3129 3 года назад +17

    I WAS BUSTING LAUGHING WHEN THE FIRST VIDEO SAID
    “I don’t need her anyways I’ll go talk to another girl”
    AFTER HE JUST WENT THROUGH THAT WHOLE THING

  • @honeyboi7246
    @honeyboi7246 3 года назад +1135

    “Hell is a place where people will literally burn in the fiery pits of hell.”
    10/10 logic right there-

    • @kutsu0249
      @kutsu0249 3 года назад +4

      I-

    • @crytearsoflaughter
      @crytearsoflaughter 3 года назад +11

      Omg another omnisexual 🌈

    • @jaymoney_420
      @jaymoney_420 3 года назад +5

      I LOVE YOUR PFP

    • @crytearsoflaughter
      @crytearsoflaughter 3 года назад +8

      @@jaymoney_420 OMG YES OMNISEXUALS UNITE !!!!

    • @Fripet
      @Fripet 3 года назад +5

      Did you know hell is hell, 1 is 1, and a salamander is not a number, it is an amphibian.

  • @blake3048
    @blake3048 3 года назад +1252

    "why would she reject me? it makes no sense."
    well, to begin with I am a lesbian and a minor...

  • @Starastaria
    @Starastaria 3 года назад +962

    The southern dude who is realizing stuff about tampons- you’re pure and we love you-

  • @forest433
    @forest433 2 года назад +5

    "WhY ArE U caLliNG mE diAnAaAAAAaaaaAAaaa"
    I cried, vomitied and threw a tantrum. Diana, Get out of my swamp...

  • @tyrennosaur
    @tyrennosaur 3 года назад +1152

    I didn't expect straight Tiktok to be able to get any worse but here we are

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell 3 года назад +10

      yeah but then rape culture is always finding new lows.

  • @loofalulu
    @loofalulu 3 года назад +2912

    My Friends: “Are you straight?”
    Me, a Biromantic Ace: *yesn’t*

    • @ellietheunicorn7706
      @ellietheunicorn7706 3 года назад +38

      Saaame 😭😭😭😭

    • @piinkksnow
      @piinkksnow 3 года назад +145

      Me a pansexual: yes but also no

    • @samehsamdi8177
      @samehsamdi8177 3 года назад +44

      biromantic ace*** BUT PLEASE I CAN RELATE HJSHFSK-

    • @loofalulu
      @loofalulu 3 года назад +7

      @@samehsamdi8177 HAJSHYD

    • @sra4500
      @sra4500 3 года назад +24

      yuss I'm biromantic ace too >:D

  • @PodcasteroftheTrueCrime
    @PodcasteroftheTrueCrime 3 года назад +1272

    I 'm lesbian and many guys have approached me and my girlfriend and have been like "hey pretty ladies let's get some coffee sometime and "chat". Let me tell you it is also very rude when someone tries to guess my sexuality when I tell them I'm not straight.

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 3 года назад +21

      🗿 why-

    • @itsreeya3708
      @itsreeya3708 3 года назад +85

      why do men.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +60

      @@itsreeya3708 because *m e n™️*

    • @CannedCactus
      @CannedCactus 3 года назад +7

      Oh this is relateable as duck-

    • @marklee3060
      @marklee3060 3 года назад +24

      U see this is why I only like one straight guy. He’s chill, he just vibes and is a meme and likes to play his guitar and he supports lgbtq+ everyone vibes with him.

  • @yerrnan
    @yerrnan 3 года назад +4

    at the moment I think I'm very much straight and straight tik tok makes me feel like I'm about to spontaneously combust. AlPhA mAlEs, wHInEY wOMeN, shAWTY imMa taKE YoU oUt sOmETiME like no go away

  • @unhumano.bhcsauntie
    @unhumano.bhcsauntie 3 года назад +6585

    HELLO JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I FOUND OUT THAT I'M BISEXUAL, NOT THAT ANYONE CARES BUT ANYWAY, HAVE A LOVELY DAY EVERYONE!!

    • @laurenevenden2254
      @laurenevenden2254 3 года назад +307

      HAPPY FOR YOU!!!

    • @unhumano.bhcsauntie
      @unhumano.bhcsauntie 3 года назад +106

      @@laurenevenden2254 BWIDNWO THANK YOUU!

    • @larswig
      @larswig 3 года назад +223

      AYO IM BI TOO, WE STAN 🤌

    • @simen9155
      @simen9155 3 года назад +83

      I think I might be.

    • @fh9335
      @fh9335 3 года назад +51

      That’s cool that’s so cool you too by the way have a great day

  • @stabbycat748
    @stabbycat748 3 года назад +1239

    “So when you walk up to someone, confident, making eye contact, and smile, why would she reject me?”
    Me, a socially awkward paranoid artist who listens to murder podcasts and watches cookies and crime: ….this is it….I’m gonna die….

  • @ashd3687
    @ashd3687 3 года назад +847

    the straights really exceed all the expectations of cringe that we have for them.

    • @illusion6343
      @illusion6343 3 года назад +7

      yes. yes, indeed.

    • @ashd3687
      @ashd3687 3 года назад +9

      @Deeya Mulchandani you’re right I apologise I forgot the TM

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад +1

      Heh yeah

    • @Cheetomelito
      @Cheetomelito 3 года назад +3

      As a straight girl I apologise for what you had to witness :’)

    • @ashd3687
      @ashd3687 3 года назад +2

      @@Cheetomelito thank you :)

  • @Wh1teSt4rr
    @Wh1teSt4rr 2 года назад +8

    5:09 noah said: doNT bE shY pUT sOME moRe!

  • @eunhastolemyheart6098
    @eunhastolemyheart6098 3 года назад +481

    “Why would she reject me”?
    Ummm, because she’s not into you?

    • @lunaguy1195
      @lunaguy1195 3 года назад +10

      Like, Its that simple sir.

    • @grace5010
      @grace5010 3 года назад +2

      yup, that makes simple logic.

  • @lucalucaa__
    @lucalucaa__ 3 года назад +502

    "wait wtf why are females rejecting me i said im not being conceited, i have good intent i think shes nice w"

    • @jameswarden5312
      @jameswarden5312 3 года назад +39

      "females"

    • @ot7biasedmashups
      @ot7biasedmashups 3 года назад +25

      @@jameswarden5312 that's when you know you need to leave

    • @Marina_7
      @Marina_7 3 года назад +16

      "I'm not arrogant I just think I'm better than you because I need to make up some power dynamic so I can validate and stroke my own ego"

    • @n3m0philisttt82
      @n3m0philisttt82 3 года назад +1

      @@jameswarden5312 ACCURATE👀💋👀

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 3 года назад +2

      the accuracy here holy shit

  • @downwithrisen
    @downwithrisen 3 года назад +399

    straight tiktok: “why would she reject me, it doesn’t make any sense”
    me, an aromantic: 🥱🖕

  • @amiablemoss7439
    @amiablemoss7439 3 года назад +6

    When the first guy was like "if she rejects me its ok I don't need her", then why did you approach her in the first place?!?! 😂

  • @mossrat2947
    @mossrat2947 3 года назад +578

    I'm straight and I will never ever, not in this dimension or another, understand straight tiktok.

  • @queerfroggi
    @queerfroggi 3 года назад +830

    I once rejected a random stranger....he was not happy about it....my logic didn't help either...he was 17....I was 11....don't know why he didn't care but that scared me more

    • @Hhaggot
      @Hhaggot 3 года назад +128

      Aaahhh jail jail jail!!!!!

    • @PWNLORD
      @PWNLORD 3 года назад +117

      That's actually disgusting tf was he trying to do 🤮

    • @ashleyavalos7280
      @ashleyavalos7280 3 года назад +41

      Lol same but I was 10 and the boy was 13 and also when I was seven and this boy threw 10-11 as well 😓✋

    • @stellinasolano6310
      @stellinasolano6310 3 года назад +1

      @Marni Chene I don't think it's appropriate to say that this person should go to jail. He was refused,upset and made the other person uncomfortable.That's it. What is wrong with the jail thing

    • @stellinasolano6310
      @stellinasolano6310 3 года назад +1

      @Marni Chene in fact it is not, he should have asked to befriend or at least get to know her first, like befriend or something it is normal to be scared of someone you don't know he should have been way more considerate

  • @Ankorshark
    @Ankorshark 3 года назад +411

    I’ve seen a bunch of “Girls we do not like this” can I just quickly say “Boys we don’t like this either, R I G H T?”

    • @boopscoop7154
      @boopscoop7154 3 года назад +29

      We definitely do not

    • @Helloknight
      @Helloknight 3 года назад +12

      i don't think anyone likes that

  • @Chailennon
    @Chailennon 2 года назад +5

    These POVs are making me EXTREMELY uncomfortable

  • @liquorice5480
    @liquorice5480 3 года назад +709

    2:49 Imagine Noah doing this.
    "Corry"
    "What?"
    End of tiktok

    • @liquorice5480
      @liquorice5480 3 года назад +21

      Noah i posted this comment 4 minutes ago how have u already seen it? 🙃

    • @liquorice5480
      @liquorice5480 3 года назад +17

      Also i like the new area that you've filmed in, it looks cosy

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 года назад +4

      I don't even have tiktok but that'd be my favorite one if it happens

  • @austenclayton7006
    @austenclayton7006 3 года назад +530

    the way this is filmed feels like we’re all just chilling in your room at a sleepover. very nice calm vibes

    • @aidamcewen6884
      @aidamcewen6884 3 года назад +21

      I knoww I love it so much. Never watched his videos before and I already feel like his friend

  • @madambob7481
    @madambob7481 3 года назад +552

    “hey babe let’s just set up the camera and growl at eachother”
    - Noah, 2021

  • @PostBASH
    @PostBASH Год назад +5

    That rat painting is ✨✨AMAZING✨✨

  • @lenaxnax
    @lenaxnax 3 года назад +277

    "Do we like this?" - as a bi-girl I can say, NO, I DO NOT LIKE THIS

    • @luma16
      @luma16 3 года назад +5

      As a pan girl,i second this

    • @chuuyaism1653
      @chuuyaism1653 3 года назад +1

      Yes exactly

  • @echokino
    @echokino 3 года назад +380

    Bro why is manipulation and being toxic overall normalized. Im terrified for my future relationships 😭✋

  • @water594
    @water594 3 года назад +384

    6:35 "Hell is a place where ..."
    *ad*
    "Grammarly will do more than just catch your errors."

    • @ditalivy8689
      @ditalivy8689 3 года назад +14

      Lmao what a great ending, better than hers anyways

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 3 года назад

      😂

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 3 года назад +8

      s-step grammarly???

    • @somethingeh6126
      @somethingeh6126 3 года назад +2

      at the exact same time i got an add that said "chime is a mobile bank app" lolol

    • @catspace792
      @catspace792 3 года назад +4

      I got a bread add using images of heaven 😂

  • @kalopsiia.
    @kalopsiia. 2 года назад +5

    "why would she reject me?"
    aro/ace/lesbian/demi/many other women: baby i'm not even here. i'm a hallucination

  • @leah._richards
    @leah._richards 3 года назад +1260

    as a straight female, i absolutely DESPISE those POVs😭😭 Edit: they also make me really uncomfortable

  • @SP3064
    @SP3064 3 года назад +644

    Before I came out as nonbinary. I totally would have rejected the first guy. I am attracted to guys in theory. (Much like Noah and his attraction when it comes to women.)

    • @noahkirschtein8169
      @noahkirschtein8169 3 года назад +14

      oh my goodness there it is. you put it into words. i’m attracted to women IN THEORY but i have only ever really fallen for 1 girl i knew irl and we never went past just friends

    • @Moon_x_sun
      @Moon_x_sun 3 года назад +3

      Same omg i also like guys in theory (bc ive had crushes on some guys but never as a strong/Big crush as when i have crushes on women)
      But also the first guy isnt my type at all

    • @Nebula_o7
      @Nebula_o7 3 года назад

      Honestly the first guy has that kind of mentality of "I'm the best, I know I'm the best, and so should everyone else or they are a terrible human being" When really most girls would be scared by how confident he was

  • @kodzuxkenn
    @kodzuxkenn 3 года назад +953

    “DoNt cAlL mE dIaNa😭💔”
    Im donating my ears who wants it?

    • @heather2701
      @heather2701 3 года назад +20

      PLEASE SAME-

    • @uhm5429
      @uhm5429 3 года назад +47

      And they are step siblings

    • @heather2701
      @heather2701 3 года назад +30

      @@uhm5429 tHEY ARE WHAT

    • @uhm5429
      @uhm5429 3 года назад +10

      @@heather2701 YEP 😭

    • @itsrachnime
      @itsrachnime 3 года назад +9

      @@uhm5429 excuse me WHAT

  • @tacostocos
    @tacostocos 9 месяцев назад +3

    that “solid eye contact” from Noah literally scared me so bad 😭😭😭

  • @fruitpunchproductions
    @fruitpunchproductions 3 года назад +611

    As an awkward bisexual, I am a fan of any and every awkward bisexual youtuber by default

  • @sophia-uj9nf
    @sophia-uj9nf 3 года назад +277

    “is this a southern accent, is this what people from south America sound like?” WHEN I TELL YOU I DIED

    • @Vandarera
      @Vandarera 3 года назад +3

      ME TOO!! I STILL CAN'T BREATH

    • @elliotlofton9970
      @elliotlofton9970 3 года назад +9

      I'm pretty sure he said "south of America".

    • @sophia-uj9nf
      @sophia-uj9nf 3 года назад

      @@elliotlofton9970 OH

    • @kayreece96
      @kayreece96 3 года назад +1

      As a southern American yes

    • @fauxhuman0
      @fauxhuman0 3 года назад

      As a southern American I can confirm that that is what like every person I know sounds like

  • @sweetwish3708
    @sweetwish3708 3 года назад +274

    1:32 “no no no babe, what you doing no no no wait the vibes, come back”

  • @icarlos9061
    @icarlos9061 3 года назад +12

    1:37 why would she reject me? I’m literally better then her smh

  • @victoriac8852
    @victoriac8852 3 года назад +172

    "Why would she reject me?"
    1. It's creepy in my opinion to start a conversation with me when I am just standing there.
    2. I am ace.
    3. He is not the kind of guy i like,

    • @vasmelon
      @vasmelon 3 года назад +8

      4. I am a minor
      5. I’m gay
      6. I can’t handle a relationship

  • @fandomfanvids6878
    @fandomfanvids6878 3 года назад +527

    1:18 “First they don’t think they’re on the same level, so they’re already talking to her in a way that is unattractive”
    1:35 “I honestly feel that I’m on her level, and if anything I feel that I’m above her level”
    yeah...

    • @Julia33066
      @Julia33066 3 года назад +4

      My thoughts exactly he contradicts himself in 20 lol

  • @Name-tn1zg
    @Name-tn1zg 3 года назад +5730

    As a straight girl I’m literally scared that one of the straight boys would abuse me in a relationship because abusing is apparently normalized 😃
    Ok some of y’all thought I meant all men are bad which I didn’t mean it like that I know not all straight men are bad. I’m just saying that abuse is normalized because of these POV’s and how much likes these POV’s getting.

    • @bleachedwhite5067
      @bleachedwhite5067 3 года назад +117

      love your pfp

    • @libera7161
      @libera7161 3 года назад +331

      don't worry, be confident and you will attract boys who are mature and will treat you well. Stay confident and don't let others maniuplate and control you. There are plenty of smart, mature and wonderful men out there. I know this, because I found one.

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 3 года назад +44

      @@bleachedwhite5067 thx

    • @Name-tn1zg
      @Name-tn1zg 3 года назад +54

      @@libera7161 oh I’m so happy for u I hope y’all stay together. And thx for the tips!

    • @cary1056
      @cary1056 3 года назад +80

      Date a boy who's not straight? Bi, pan, omni, etc. I feel like they'd be way more mature and respectful, on average.

  • @vinylcreeks
    @vinylcreeks 3 года назад +7

    9:21
    I was genuinely surprised to see cris barnet here. Most of his povs are actually funny and good.

    • @vinylcreeks
      @vinylcreeks 3 года назад +1

      10:23
      ELIANA
      Pretty sure she is a professional actor
      All of her other povs are so good.
      Edit:spellings

  • @izzyboo197
    @izzyboo197 3 года назад +224

    4:25 “But I don’t understand the mentality of setting up a camera and being like,” “Babe let’s just growls at eachother it’ll be fun”
    THAT GOT ME

  • @damnthatsastupidname5886
    @damnthatsastupidname5886 3 года назад +171

    "Why would she reject reject me? It makes no sense."
    Well you see sir I'm a lesbian-

  • @beachnerbex2288
    @beachnerbex2288 3 года назад +736

    "Why would a woman reject me? It makes no sense."
    *me being a gay trans man*

    • @beachnerbex2288
      @beachnerbex2288 3 года назад

      @Oliver idc

    • @beachnerbex2288
      @beachnerbex2288 3 года назад +5

      @Oliver nevermind you can say what u want I’m sorry for being rude

    • @ba-wp5zs
      @ba-wp5zs 3 года назад +5

      I SPOT SAIKI K

    • @pandascanrun
      @pandascanrun 3 года назад +8

      @Oliver the concept is that he thinks he is a woman at first

    • @aaronmorales5714
      @aaronmorales5714 3 года назад

      literally me

  • @brittanyhydorn970
    @brittanyhydorn970 2 года назад +2

    It's so nice to hear of someone else that doesn't like eye contact. My ex use to get offended if I kept my eyes closed when we were intimate. It just makes me so uncomfortable😬

  • @brittanycoker5203
    @brittanycoker5203 3 года назад +318

    The tampon guy 100% has a southern accent, yes. Also, I feel like that woman he stopped in Walmart almost died suppressing her laughter trying to explain it to him.

  • @userAl9893
    @userAl9893 3 года назад +265

    Noah really said 'i can't keep defending yall anymore'

  • @cucumberbleh
    @cucumberbleh 3 года назад +444

    “I don’t need her, and that’s the power that I have”
    Sir- I don’t even want you. Are you Dazai? No.
    Are you Chuuya? No. Are you Giyuu? No. Are you my girlfriend? No.
    I don’t want you and that’s the power that I have

    • @sadpotato10yearsago50
      @sadpotato10yearsago50 3 года назад +31

      Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @s4rc0ph4gus
      @s4rc0ph4gus 3 года назад +36

      OH MY GOD YOUR TASTE IN ANIME CHARACTERS IS EXCEPTIONAL.
      DAZAI, CHUUYA, GIYUU?
      you're so cool, have a great day

    • @kimchi_mosh
      @kimchi_mosh 3 года назад +23

      "are you Dazai? Are you Chuuya? Are you Giyuu?" BAHAHHAH

    • @xtwiliqthx2341
      @xtwiliqthx2341 3 года назад +8

      THE TASTE IN ANIME I JUST SAW A CHUUYA AND DAZAI PIC AND GIYUU A FEW MINS AGO OMG 😩😩😩

    • @aimthejellyfish925
      @aimthejellyfish925 3 года назад +5

      I'm scrolling through the comments and saw the word, Dazai, so I stopped to read this.I died laughing 🤣 also you have really good taste in anime ✨

  • @yourgonnadogreat9321
    @yourgonnadogreat9321 2 года назад +6

    "I'm currently a bisexual I feel like so that is my excuse to make fun of straight people" that is me everyday lol

  • @djdrysdale9372
    @djdrysdale9372 3 года назад +598

    Me literally every day:
    Im lesbian.....maybe pan...pan ace?...na lesbain......lesbian aroace?...just aroace? U know what whatever........but what about gender-

    • @MikeySenpai-e7v
      @MikeySenpai-e7v 3 года назад +26

      Why is this me-

    • @serosimp7758
      @serosimp7758 3 года назад +25

      Dont call me out like thay-

    • @troublesomeorange6019
      @troublesomeorange6019 3 года назад +7

      Jup exactly

    • @eris7399
      @eris7399 3 года назад +5

      I can relate on so many levels-

    • @elli3384
      @elli3384 3 года назад +4

      And he's like: I think I'm bi at the moment.
      Love it. 😂👌

  • @lamb2646
    @lamb2646 3 года назад +639

    As an LGBTQ+ Christian I am allowed to say you don’t go to hell for your sexual orientation, and any Christian who says that doesn’t know what they are talking about.

    • @Lyla1987
      @Lyla1987 3 года назад +64

      I’m also a LGBTQIA+ Christian and I approve of this message

    • @nagitokomaeda3477
      @nagitokomaeda3477 3 года назад +16

      Same

    • @abigailadhanom8189
      @abigailadhanom8189 3 года назад +31

      I, too am a LGBTQ+ Christian

    • @krystaljuarez86
      @krystaljuarez86 3 года назад +23

      I am an LGBTQIA+ but I am catholic which I don't really see the difference but yay comrades!

    • @gl4081
      @gl4081 3 года назад +22

      I am also an LGBTQAI+ Christian and if I go to hell it definitely won't be for my sexuality or gender identity coz I don't see those two as sins (also I'm low-key scared of hell so I try my best to be sinless)

  • @toneypancake48
    @toneypancake48 3 года назад +1925

    My take on the superstraight thing: I think it’s perfectly fine to have a preference, but it certainly is not a sexuality.

    • @imnotagingeriswear
      @imnotagingeriswear 3 года назад +232

      Same for me. Not being attracted to a trans person isn’t transphobic, but it’s different if you’re not attracted to a trans person just because they were born a sex different from their gender.
      Especially if they’re a person who is indistinguishable from a cis person.
      As someone attracted to all genders, it’s hard for me to even begin to understand how people can see that way.
      But super straight is most definitely not a sexuality, and saying it’s a part of the lgbtq+ is simply mocking the lgbtq+ community.

    • @imnotagingeriswear
      @imnotagingeriswear 3 года назад +48

      @Oliver Actually, you’re looking for the term Agender. Non-binary is not the same thing. Also there are many more genders than just female, male, and non-binary.
      Not to mention, some intersex people may identify as intersex so that’s also something to consider.

    • @emmahowells8334
      @emmahowells8334 3 года назад +11

      Of course being straight is a sexuality, what planet are you on?.

    • @toneypancake48
      @toneypancake48 3 года назад +59

      @@emmahowells8334 but not being attracted to someone simply because they are trans is not one.

    • @emmahowells8334
      @emmahowells8334 3 года назад +6

      @Oliver but straight is.

  • @loki1456
    @loki1456 2 года назад +1

    Tampon guy trying to help his friend is a good bro. We stan.

  • @ssnekky
    @ssnekky 3 года назад +399

    We love the “I’m not a baker” girl, her content is actually good imo

    • @esthersnowdon6615
      @esthersnowdon6615 3 года назад +21

      i love her, she's just having a good time acting :)

    • @Sahana_811
      @Sahana_811 3 года назад +5

      Yeah same :D

    • @Jellibox
      @Jellibox 2 года назад +7

      I mean the premise is funny, but by using stereotypes the skit ends up all about enforcing gender roles and being punished when you don’t fulfil those roles. If it was woman and the guy was like why don’t you do a load of washing/repair the hole in this sock/clean up the house and she was like I’m not a laundress/seamstress /cleaner and the dude goes and asks the neighbour to do it implying that he slept with them as payment, I feel like the comedic effect would be lost. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @alexandraleszkovszky3315
    @alexandraleszkovszky3315 3 года назад +186

    I'm straight, but I'm afraid of straight tiktok 😂 I'm sure there are exemptions, but most of the time they're either cringey af or just toxic

    • @lexis2637
      @lexis2637 3 года назад +9

      literally - i'm straight but i have no idea who these people are on straight tiktok, like are they okay 😂

  • @bahrlee
    @bahrlee 3 года назад +477

    Blaire White supporting superstraights, wow so surprising amiright 😱😱😱

  • @bohendriks1428
    @bohendriks1428 3 года назад +3

    the first one almost made me lose all faith in humanity i'm crying

  • @precius4244
    @precius4244 3 года назад +879

    “WHy YOu CaLL me DiAna” she literally said that in a baby voice to sound ‘cute’ but its just
    C✨R✨I✨N✨G✨E

    • @cobrafanboy
      @cobrafanboy 3 года назад +7

      IKR 🤢🤮

    • @gayandbored5738
      @gayandbored5738 3 года назад +37

      to make it even worse, theyre step siblings

    • @precius4244
      @precius4244 3 года назад +9

      @@gayandbored5738 OH MY GOD AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @gayandbored5738
      @gayandbored5738 3 года назад +5

      @@precius4244 IKR D7RSURURZ

    • @cobrafanboy
      @cobrafanboy 3 года назад +5

      @@gayandbored5738 HOLY FU- WHAT?!

  • @catherinesi4643
    @catherinesi4643 3 года назад +274

    The possessive guy saying girls say "stop acting like it my bf" ajsjsj that so specific bro what are u doing??

  • @bowmmasterpro1526
    @bowmmasterpro1526 3 года назад +318

    I'm incredibly uncomfortable with the energy we created in the studio today

    • @yaboimagnus4776
      @yaboimagnus4776 3 года назад +1

      @Dami Fly its a quote from my brother my brother and me

    • @mantisshrimp3945
      @mantisshrimp3945 3 года назад

      @Dami Fly its from the MBMBAM show, highly recommend those good good McElroys

  • @chairleg9796
    @chairleg9796 3 года назад +3

    noah’s impression of diana was just-
    same vibes as wilbur soot’s ‘i’m sorry i said pogchamp after you n*typed in me’ impression
    same levels of gender theft

  • @MBroski
    @MBroski 3 года назад +250

    when you come out as not straight and the whole squad just be like * OoOh YoU gOt A cRuSh*

    • @MBroski
      @MBroski 3 года назад +17

      @Quinn Terry I guess your just to good for them.

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 3 года назад +2

      Ayyy

    • @MBroski
      @MBroski 3 года назад +4

      @Quinn Terry we love some self confidence 👍

    • @MBroski
      @MBroski 3 года назад +1

      @Quinn Terry dude MHA is my fav anime, my favorite character is kirishima who is your fav?

  • @cassblue1871
    @cassblue1871 3 года назад +169

    I love how some (not all) Christians are like "God loves you, he gives you free choice" and the choice is eternal suffering or completely following and obeying a guy who (were he a real human) would be the most toxic person ever

    • @katlaurel6929
      @katlaurel6929 3 года назад +4

      I totally agree it's super ironic, how is jesus/god toxic though? I'm not Christian btw and I'm not saying he isn't toxic! I would love to hear your analysis out of curiosity, honestly I don't know that much about him and I only hear stuff from my severely christian cousins so I'm really curious to hear what you think

    • @cassblue1871
      @cassblue1871 3 года назад +17

      @@katlaurel6929 I'm Christian, and I think Jesus was totally awesome, but I feel like the God that the other Christians I know believe in is entirely different. The God I believe in is loving and kind and okay with gay and trans people so I've been told I'm not actually Christian

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 3 года назад +4

      Also didn’t Jesus say specifically to love everyone? EVERYONE?

    • @aleksandradimitrova9552
      @aleksandradimitrova9552 3 года назад +2

      @@sneakysnek572 Jesus said that we must love everyone? That sounds pretty bi/pan (I am not sure which one is more correct) to me

    • @sleepyguy7561
      @sleepyguy7561 3 года назад +1

      @@aleksandradimitrova9552 it sounds omni to me-

  • @pavithrasureshkumar7219
    @pavithrasureshkumar7219 3 года назад +510

    Noah:do u understand y straight people want to make their partners jealous
    me:KING I don't understand STRAIGHT PEOPLE

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +6

      literally everything about them is unintelligible and you CANNOT prove me wrong

    • @sorahasami5288
      @sorahasami5288 3 года назад +3

      @@whytho8856 Meh ik a few straights that are k (by few I mean 1- 💀💀)

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +1

      @@sorahasami5288 same💀

    • @sorahasami5288
      @sorahasami5288 3 года назад +2

      @@whytho8856 💀👍

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 года назад +2

      @@sorahasami5288 im ngl I don't think I have any straight friends 💀🏳️‍🌈