40:00 Losing a pet is NOT "like losing a family member" you ARE LOSING A FAMILY MEMBER... A Pack Mate.... 😭💔💔R.I.P. Peanut Butter 2/6/2006 4/2/2022 ❤🩹❤🩹❤🩹❤❤ ❤
Fun fact about roosters. A lot of people think a rooster just waits for the sun to rise crows out once and are done for the day… Not so. A rooster can crow at any time normally not at night because they’re in a bit of a stupor but sometimes they come out of it long enough to call out even then. I remember a couple times where the first morning crow came hours before the sunrise while it was still pitch outside! Also crowing is a show of dominance among roosters so if you happen to have more then one rooster that doesn’t want to concede to a submissive position they can continuing crowing back and forth for several minutes sometimes over an hour. I once said “I swear one of these nights I’m going to get my uncle’s rifle, and then it’ll be cock-a-doodle-BOOM!!!”
A black snake will never hurt anyone. We all need them in our yard. They take care of mice and Venomous snakes. I am a 72 yr old lady and Love it if I see a black snake in my yard. Black snakes are the best.
39:00 my mom has a tendency to tell my father (who always says "no more animals") to look at some animal. So far he has brought home one cat, one bunny and one dog
Our niece wanted to try some of the prune juice my sister had bought for our mom. My sister and I tried to tell her it’s not good but she really wanted to try it. Finally we agreed to pour some into a tiny little cup. She took one sip, said, “Ew…” and walked away.
4:15 No it is not inappropriate to inject yourself with insulin at the work place because all others can see is you pushing a big pen into your leg, arm, tummy, etc. the insulin pen (the needle used to inject insulin) looks like an Epi-pen, I know because I am I type 1 too.
The story with the lazy worker makes a rule that all tickets must be approved in advance and ends up running around trying to put out the dumpster fire her actions caused, I was reminded of the image of Dolores Umbridge running all over Hogwarts with a trying to get rid of all the fireworks while the teachers show absolutely no interest in helping! 😂
Helpful hint: peeling stickers- hydrogen peroxide cuts the glue goo. A convenience store counter gets stickers on a weekly basis, if not almost daily. Saturate a rag, get the stickers generously wet, let it sit for a few, then wipe it off. Follow up until the surface is clean.
There is also a product called goo gone that will work MIRACLES on stickers and glue - takes off even the worst of it very easily. I worked in a public library and you would be SHOCKED by what we had to clean from book returns and when we got used books to add to the collection what we had to clean. Tape, glue, stickers, stamps, and so, so much more. Goo gone takes off all the gunk that's not directly on paper (it will soak the paper - other things have to be used for that).
My dad did not want to get cats and said that my mom and us nedded to take care of them. Now those cats are his best friends and spoils them and whenever they acht a bit out of caracter he is inmidiatly worried and wands to take them to the doctor
on the tsa one.... they're noting but bullies with "badges"...... to pull a disabled ladies diaper off? I'd have been furious if they'd don't that to my mom.
With the whole bank story I would probably go back once to return the money but after being shut down by the teller informing me they don’t make mistakes I’d keep the money. I mean I tried and they denied I’m not going to dedicate and entire night to return this extra money they clearly intended me to have because after all, “ they don’t make mistakes”.
The paraeducator story will have a much worse outcome than it sounds like. Especially in education and especially for a non-professional position, not being able to fulfill job requirements mean unpaid leave at best. Source - I work for an education union.
i can speak to the termite story. it mostly true. but this guy didnt do the job the way he should have, you need proper area cover with termite bait stations. one rule is if you cant find a station quick, then replace it. i did this work for 5 years and it sucks but i was fast and found ever station........... or replace it. there is a lot of "fun" story in this kind of work
Yeah changing a schedule to take refuse to pay for hours worked is VERY illegal. I’d take things up with higher management and start looking into lawyers in case that doesn’t work. If they still try to stiff me… Lawsuit! In my case the higher management approach would probably work. They made it absolutely clear in my orientation videos we are NOT to work off the clock at all ever! It’s not just store policy, it’s the law!
Dead asf at him saying “3 seconds” instead of triple sec
"Back from when Jake was narrating" stories, but in the modern voice, guess we've two versions of each seems!
40:00 Losing a pet is NOT "like losing a family member" you ARE LOSING A FAMILY MEMBER... A Pack Mate.... 😭💔💔R.I.P. Peanut Butter 2/6/2006 4/2/2022 ❤🩹❤🩹❤🩹❤❤ ❤
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Fun fact about roosters. A lot of people think a rooster just waits for the sun to rise crows out once and are done for the day… Not so.
A rooster can crow at any time normally not at night because they’re in a bit of a stupor but sometimes they come out of it long enough to call out even then. I remember a couple times where the first morning crow came hours before the sunrise while it was still pitch outside! Also crowing is a show of dominance among roosters so if you happen to have more then one rooster that doesn’t want to concede to a submissive position they can continuing crowing back and forth for several minutes sometimes over an hour.
I once said “I swear one of these nights I’m going to get my uncle’s rifle, and then it’ll be cock-a-doodle-BOOM!!!”
I know what you mean, just vist hawaii, Kauai. Wild chickens will prevent any afternoon naps.
😂
A black snake will never hurt anyone.
We all need them in our yard. They take care of mice and Venomous snakes.
I am a 72 yr old lady and Love it if I see a black snake in my yard.
Black snakes are the best.
“-ran off cackling into the night with her newfound fortune” I love it😂😂😂
39:00 my mom has a tendency to tell my father (who always says "no more animals") to look at some animal. So far he has brought home one cat, one bunny and one dog
I think the pay phone compliance is the best one I’ve heard and I’ve been listening to Reddit for like three years 😂😂
I agree, I hate it when people interrupt my phone conversations, I’ve had it happen twice.
Our niece wanted to try some of the prune juice my sister had bought for our mom. My sister and I tried to tell her it’s not good but she really wanted to try it. Finally we agreed to pour some into a tiny little cup. She took one sip, said, “Ew…” and walked away.
I used to let kids try my coco powder because they wouldn’t believe it didn’t taste good lol they never liked it
4:15 No it is not inappropriate to inject yourself with insulin at the work place because all others can see is you pushing a big pen into your leg, arm, tummy, etc. the insulin pen (the needle used to inject insulin) looks like an Epi-pen, I know because I am I type 1 too.
The story with the lazy worker makes a rule that all tickets must be approved in advance and ends up running around trying to put out the dumpster fire her actions caused, I was reminded of the image of Dolores Umbridge running all over Hogwarts with a trying to get rid of all the fireworks while the teachers show absolutely no interest in helping! 😂
Helpful hint: peeling stickers- hydrogen peroxide cuts the glue goo. A convenience store counter gets stickers on a weekly basis, if not almost daily.
Saturate a rag, get the stickers generously wet, let it sit for a few, then wipe it off. Follow up until the surface is clean.
There is also a product called goo gone that will work MIRACLES on stickers and glue - takes off even the worst of it very easily. I worked in a public library and you would be SHOCKED by what we had to clean from book returns and when we got used books to add to the collection what we had to clean. Tape, glue, stickers, stamps, and so, so much more. Goo gone takes off all the gunk that's not directly on paper (it will soak the paper - other things have to be used for that).
My dad did not want to get cats and said that my mom and us nedded to take care of them. Now those cats are his best friends and spoils them and whenever they acht a bit out of caracter he is inmidiatly worried and wands to take them to the doctor
Dr. note story is not unusual. I'm lucky to work for a great company that doesn't ask for a note when sick.
on the tsa one.... they're noting but bullies with "badges"...... to pull a disabled ladies diaper off? I'd have been furious if they'd don't that to my mom.
With the whole bank story I would probably go back once to return the money but after being shut down by the teller informing me they don’t make mistakes I’d keep the money. I mean I tried and they denied I’m not going to dedicate and entire night to return this extra money they clearly intended me to have because after all, “ they don’t make mistakes”.
The paraeducator story will have a much worse outcome than it sounds like. Especially in education and especially for a non-professional position, not being able to fulfill job requirements mean unpaid leave at best. Source - I work for an education union.
i can speak to the termite story. it mostly true. but this guy didnt do the job the way he should have, you need proper area cover with termite bait stations. one rule is if you cant find a station quick, then replace it. i did this work for 5 years and it sucks but i was fast and found ever station........... or replace it. there is a lot of "fun" story in this kind of work
Yeah changing a schedule to take refuse to pay for hours worked is VERY illegal. I’d take things up with higher management and start looking into lawyers in case that doesn’t work. If they still try to stiff me… Lawsuit!
In my case the higher management approach would probably work. They made it absolutely clear in my orientation videos we are NOT to work off the clock at all ever! It’s not just store policy, it’s the law!
The 1st story, yes I would.
How is everyone doing today
First lol
Why don't you come up with other people's stories other than your own from last year to for crying out loud this is April
Ed... its a compilation of our past videos...
Ed he's right