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First aid training is expensive, and you have to renew it every few years. So free training provided by work is a no-brainer
Holy Schnikes! Rosie is a piece of freaking work, makes my family look like saints!
I'd play Friday on that jukebox.
Oh my God the airplane engine one. Safety rules are written in blood!
The jukebox one, you going for annoying? Baby Shark, or a classic, Rick Roll him, or Mambo No. 5. Gotta love the oldies!
The Secret Santa Story reminds me of my brother and my son, limit $20. Well my brother is always pulling pranks, he decides to individually wrap $20 in quarters for my son, boxed them and wrap the box. My son loved it!
EXCELLENT !!! Impressed with your vocal changes for various characters during narration. Never boring. THANKS !!!
I love the ambulance story.
I would love the gifts from the grandma even the big frozen block of money
Awesome thanks going to sleep enjoying this
Best bunch of malicious compliance stories I've heard
Must've taken you a long time to put all these together and I'm glad I had the time to listen
I'd bet that warrant officer bit his lip to keep from laughing
Me: *listening to this whole getting water*
The video: “as one that final BITE ME”
Me: *my Md brain stops in it’s tracks*
Even at double speed over 2 hours of content!
I love the compilation videos.
Sour milk pancakes are delicious! Lighter than buttermilk pancakes.😊
For money tree, I would have used fire to burn it all off
The juke box story reminded me of an app in our area and sometimes I will play the LEGO song at places I do not even go to.
THANKS A LOT STEPHEN..... NOW YOU GOT BIDI BIDI BOM BOM GOING THROUGH MY HEAD!!!
The best type of song to request on a loop would be a song with lyrics that have very few words together also on a loop.. so.. with that in mind..
Big Bad Wolf by Duck Sauce. lyrics? Literally, The. Big. Bad. Wolf. those 4 words alone, repeated, constantly, along with the sound of wolves howling..
I wouldn't have eaten at the pizza place. I'd be too afraid that they would put something nasty in my food as retaliation
I won’t wait in line if just have a question so I just go to the side and wait. Sometimes I see a random employee so I can ask them but sometimes not. Sometimes I just want to stand there or wait until there’s not to many people.
That tech startup, well the idea might have been good but the execution absolutely a shamble. The best thing would be to develop the idea into a better working model, and quietly release it under your own startup once this one falls over. Even going as far as hiring those that were competent on the original project. Then sell on the final product to a larger organisation. I’m sure the funding organisation would even assist with doing this.
Oh God Rosie sounds like a neighbor from hell
"Only take breaks when I tell you to. Okay. No Problem." 2:25:xx to 2:28:16 The blog narrator asked "What do you think. Do you think"... I had bosses tell me what the "Malicious Compliance" narrator was told and I can assure you, ... You are better off following the letter of the law (email printed out in black and white and presented to boss) has always been the "Cover Your A**" response. It was a no-win: "quality customer service" vs. "office procedure compliance". Violation of "quality customer service" efforts will get you chewed out. "Office procedure compliance" irritates management and gets you fired. Personal and Professional experience proves this, with myself and with every non-management worker I've ever met.
While making others sick at work really does suck, when they INSIST that you come in, there's no getting around it. You will get yourself in trouble. And they have shown that they DO NOT care about you. The one thing that could result is an innocent family member could get hurt (for example, if they are immunocompromised). I'm really sick of work places NOT taking sickness seriously. Unfortunately, maybe making them suffer was the ONLY way for them to learn. But if your company is good about it, always stay home if you are sick, especially communicable illnesses.
Also, regarding stories like the one about the delivery's division manager - those willing to put others at risk to either save time or money shouldn't just have "their mind changed," they should be put to work in that area for a few months. Decisions matter and not everyone will feel confident in fighting it. There needs to be real consequence to those kinds of decisions. A few months in the trenches might be what they need.
Empathy is but a facet of the compassion that the polchritudinous and adamant love we have within all of us is capable of producing; yet when all that is given is devoured and nothing left, there is nothing more to give. Just no love. No compassion; no empathy; for true love will not be thrown as 'pearls in front of pigs', or 'the loving heart down the drain...'. When it's true in essence, love will never lower itself to such an abomination; unthinkable. No offense to the animal, its meat equal among others, is tasty and I thank it for its sacrifice to sustain, feed and let me grow strong and aware, to become the loving human I truly can be and also am. :))
Culturally, signing in red ink is bad. We had training on cultural sensitivity because of the international aspect of us meeting foreign officials.
With red ink:
Chinese- too prominent, you are drawing bad luck to you
Korean - the roles of the dead are entered in red ink ✍️.
I am sure that younger people may not follow these patterns but older people can still do and verified it.
My parents took everything out of my room except my desk and bed for three months and I came home and did my homework every day and read books. There was nothing else besides that and to go insane
I don’t want a combo. I’m not saving that much. Just like the buy one get one free. Sometimes I don’t need 2
The watermelon film. In grad school (yes, an Ag school) we went over certain use of reflective film. Squashes use the film as the reflective (aluminum coat) side worked as a pest deterrent. The insects get confused as to which direction was up or thought they were over water. Either worked to reduce viral infections in the crop until the plants grew and covered up the film. The college farm used a biodegradable film do they only had to disc it under. And that was 40 years ago, no burning the film. Actually ash can be a nutrient but handling fire is too much of a problem.
4,000 word essay on a single page.. Use legal size paper! I am guessing she did not state the SIZE of the paper....
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The story ar 3 hours. Those power companies are not strict. Its OSHA. Its federal guidelnies wirh 1st aid. Cpr and AED.
Yip get the beat vids over the years in one place! Great to put on at work
Happy is the most annoying song ever. There are a couple of older ones that I won't think about since they'll be stuck in my head forever.
It’s not malicious compliance, but we have an UNO rule where you can avoid draw cards by putting down a draw, but the next person had to pick up the total amount of cards, unless they had a draw card of their own. It keeps going until someone no longer has a draw card and they had to pick up the total number of all the draw cards that had been thrown down. My mother tried to hurt my sister by throwing down all her draw cards at once, but it backfired drastically. Everyone had draw cards, and when it came back to her, she had to pick up a whopping 32 cards. She disowned us for that lol
As far as loading up someone elses crap into your vehicle. In every state and country in north america, the driver of the vehicle is responsible for the load and the safety of the vehicle. The load falls, hits the road, causes an accident, someone dies, its all on the driver.
So no. Sorry bob but if your shits in my truck, you dont get say on whether or not to strap it down. You will wait and allow me the 5 to 10 minuets to secure the load, or you can find someone else to move it. Favors be damned, im not going to put myself in the situation of facing legal issues because you're too "stubborn" to wait. This is the single worst part about owning a truck. Suddenly everyone starts thinking "ooo our truck"
Thanks for the stories. Like the longer compilations
Fresh cook All the time
Waiting on hold really sucks. There have been a few times where I called, heard the "estimated wait time" and immediately hung up. Those times the "estimated wait time" was well over 3 hours. This was for a phone company before they had the "callback" option. But the longest I have actually sat on hold with that company was a little over 3 hours. I just put my phone on speaker, turned the volume down (the hold music gets really annoying after listing to the same music on repeat), and worked on something else while I waited. This was about 7 years ago. And I don't even remember why I had to call them.
For annoying almost anyone nothing will ever beat Spike Jones and the City Slickers (Any song but some favs are Beetlebum or You Always Hurt the One You Love). Probably not available on any juke box though, since they're from the early to mid 20th century.
It's awful when a restaurant, even a fast-food place, uses terrible ingredients and gives a false impression of what a certain "cuisine" can be, as it can turn people off of that type of cuisine, possibly forever. Hopefully, people will get a taste of a more authentic version and get a better idea. Mexican food (at least the better of the SoCal version) can be SOOO delicious. It makes me sad that the experience turned OP off of Mexican food for awhile.
straps yes or made bob drive my truck
About the Technical Drawing story :
I had the same subject in my first University. With similar Di*khead for a professor. I hated that subject with the fiery passion of a 1000 suns. That is one of the many reasons I'm not an engineer now. But it worked for the better, now I'm HR - doing something I love and having enough money with a 9-5 job. Thanks Belle*d!
I‘m a classical music lover (classically trained pianist and flautist) and I realize that classical music probably would never be installed on a jukebox, but if given the option, I would have selected all of Chopin’s Etudes in Op 10 and Op 25, Chopin’s Ballade No 1, Rachmaninov’s Piano Concerto, some Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky…
It's not classical but how about the chicken dance and Dr Mario
I had a similar Christmas experience. I got my grandfather in out exchange and he kept giving me nothing so that's what he got. I printed nothing all over a few sheets of paper and shredded it then put the paper in a box. He got a whole lot of nothing for Christmas.
Barbie Girl by Aqua. Most. Annoying. Song. EVER!
Jukebox: Baby Shark (loop) fast track 10x
baby chark
sorry .... mis-spelling on last line of my previous post. Correction sentence: "Office procedure MIS-COMPLIANCE" irritates management and gets you fired.
I am sorry but I value my time and won’t work overtime except if I need to. The managers should have make sure all stations are maned. It’s bosses and managers job to make sure people don’t have vacation on busy time and ask people if they like to stay longer than your employee contract states(a least in my county, also can’t get fired for refusing to work overtime).
4:33:18 4 hours and 45 minutes
Everyone hates Telstra because they are overpriced and their KPI's are clearly stupid
My philosophy is your management may not know unless you show. Telling gets forgotten or ignored but seeing the God awful traumatic train wreck that you actually have. If you harm yourself to get something done that will be the new normal wearing you out faster than normal for to them you maybe replaceable. Don't fall for it try make sure you can keep the rate at a good pace with no danger of damaging yourself for you are not replaceable to yourself and your family.
No surprise. United Airlines sucks.
HORRIFIC. ADDED A STORY OF CRIMINAL LEVEL HEALTH RELATED ACTIONS. EVEN PUT HIS OWN FRICKEN STORY DOWN. WHY THE H DID HE EVEN SPEAK THE D WORDS? WHAT AN AHOLE.