I HATE HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN (TERRIBLE GAME I'M IN)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 мар 2018
  • IHE explains his behind-the-scenes experiences with the disastrous "Hunt Down The Freeman" steam game which he voiced a character in...
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  • @misterb3577
    @misterb3577 6 лет назад +8110

    Game Developer: "Okay, we need a voice for an Asian American who needs to be emotional enough to make people actually cry from his performance..."
    *asks British guy famous for his monotone voice and sarcastic speaking style*

    • @ryankomitor7391
      @ryankomitor7391 6 лет назад +584

      MisterB And the sad part was that in terms of acting, IHE did a great job IMHO. He was just horribly miscast and only given a half assed script to work with.

    • @linklgas1691
      @linklgas1691 6 лет назад +526

      He would’ve worked great as a sarcastic funny character.
      but no, game says no

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 6 лет назад +386

      Well I'm certain it made people cry, just not for the reasons they wanted.

    • @ephemeralViolette
      @ephemeralViolette 6 лет назад +16

      Exactly...

    • @samwilson7044
      @samwilson7044 6 лет назад +15

      he has done well in videos by lord bung

  • @cosmicspacebunny4142
    @cosmicspacebunny4142 6 лет назад +5354

    The irony in this is hilarious. IHE, the person who reviews terrible movies, games and shows, ends up in a terrible game.

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 5 лет назад +215

      You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them! You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!

    • @javakio6267
      @javakio6267 5 лет назад +22

      Not really that funny innit

    • @born_2cook
      @born_2cook 5 лет назад +63

      Next up: IHE will be on Sharknado 69: The Sharknadoing or whatever the fuck (voicing the shark tornado, a sassy african-american woman)

    • @anabsolutedirtbag442
      @anabsolutedirtbag442 4 года назад +12

      until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroyed

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 года назад +5

      *I AM THE 1.1K LIKER*
      *I AM SPECIAL*

  • @cthulhux2215
    @cthulhux2215 6 лет назад +6360

    His shadow looks like Rick Astley

    • @80sRetrosaur
      @80sRetrosaur 5 лет назад +94

      Haha xD he does!....I'd hide my face too in which case.

    • @MrSmoore77
      @MrSmoore77 5 лет назад +11

      True

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 5 лет назад +169

      Rick Astley is my waifu, fuck off

    • @sephirothkefka777
      @sephirothkefka777 5 лет назад +19

      He looks more like Elliot Rodger to me. Don't ask why.

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 5 лет назад +18

      Sephiroth Kefka you girls...

  • @TheBoshman95
    @TheBoshman95 6 лет назад +2202

    They could have at least made it sound like Keemstars voice was coming out of a radio...

    • @willsith9762
      @willsith9762 4 года назад +7

      I know! That hurt the most about it...

    • @kllcmd8980
      @kllcmd8980 4 года назад +36

      same with pyro's character who sounds like hes just shouting despite wearing a facemask

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 4 года назад +11

      MYYY FELLOW AMERICANS
      KILLER MR PRESIDENT KEEMSTAR, LeEEETS GET ROIIIIGHT INTO THE SURRENDER OF ALL MILITARY GROUPS WITHIN THE UNITED STATES

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 3 года назад +4

      I mean ffs man, the same scene had a character wearing a mask, and yet he still sounds normal.

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 3 года назад +2

      Dude that shit had me so dead LMAOOO

  • @Shoe0nHead
    @Shoe0nHead 6 лет назад +3777

    i was supposed to be in this too and i had the *SAME* problems you did. the same exact problems. they gave me the lines and then as i read them he was like "you kind of have a new york accent... can you not?" lmfao. that's my fucking accent. i can't just GET RID OF IT. and then they were like "your character's dad is russian can you do a russian accent?" and no, i can't. so i had to drop it. they were nice people but they were so unorganized.

  • @dagremcdougle
    @dagremcdougle 6 лет назад +3536

    IHE voicing an Asian American: Oh no.
    Keemstar voicing the US President: *OH NO.*

    • @fungling7982
      @fungling7982 6 лет назад +81

      *O H H E L L O T H E R E*

    • @avalynpoe4441
      @avalynpoe4441 6 лет назад +44

      *HE'S JUST A BOY!!!!*

    • @lazrpo
      @lazrpo 6 лет назад +19

      zachery Phillips Nah, then he couldn't use pedophilia as an accusation against rsgloryandgold or Pyrocynical.
      He'd certainly appoint TommyNYC as his VP though.

    • @harrrieee
      @harrrieee 6 лет назад +22

      Keemstar voicing the President: *ABORT, ABORT*

    • @CMGThePerson
      @CMGThePerson 5 лет назад +67

      Hey, at least it's confirmed that Keemstar caused the enslavement of humanity

  • @simplyhoodie
    @simplyhoodie 6 лет назад +3819

    The dude with the scars looks like some edgy 13 year old's oc

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 5 лет назад +41

      What is "oc"?

    • @ethanjelley9319
      @ethanjelley9319 5 лет назад +50

      WHAT IS OC

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 5 лет назад +140

      BABY DON'T HURT ME

    • @arkayjay
      @arkayjay 5 лет назад +44

      Don't talk about Big Man Mitch like that

    • @madas1435
      @madas1435 5 лет назад +17

      @That One Guy or original content

  • @chain12bb
    @chain12bb 6 лет назад +2079

    Ihe just made a shape-of-face reveal

  • @FionaFoxx
    @FionaFoxx 6 лет назад +1738

    Shadow reveal

    • @FionaFoxx
      @FionaFoxx 6 лет назад +102

      Qwertyuiop But has he revealed his shadow...

    • @pleasedislikemyvideo2101
      @pleasedislikemyvideo2101 6 лет назад +2

      he's already shown his face in his videos.

    • @FionaFoxx
      @FionaFoxx 6 лет назад +1

      Qwertyuiop You are most certainly welcomed

    • @samycrazex4769
      @samycrazex4769 6 лет назад +15

      Face reveal is so 2016 .this is 2018 guys, shadow reveals is the new trend !

    • @Egg_thing
      @Egg_thing 6 лет назад +2

      He did actually show his shadow on both Manmanboyboyman and JAR Media

  • @Chameleon1616
    @Chameleon1616 6 лет назад +622

    I love how Keemstar announced humanities surrender like it was some juicy gossip.

  • @steelytemplar
    @steelytemplar 6 лет назад +1841

    I have to think that Keemstar was doing this as a joke. His delivery sounds like he is talking about Nick Crompton leaving Team 10 rather than humanity surrendering to alien invaders.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 3 года назад +115

      In fairness, those two things are equally devastating

    • @BritishTeaFGC
      @BritishTeaFGC 3 года назад +17

      @@videogamenostalgia I still haven't recovered...

    • @adriel68
      @adriel68 3 года назад +22

      NICK CROMPTON LEFT TEAM 10?!!!?!??!

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 года назад +6

      @@videogamenostalgia I spilt my coffee out of laughter reading that

    • @KaoticReach1999
      @KaoticReach1999 3 года назад +1

      Ego

  • @451asians
    @451asians 6 лет назад +3894

    IHE's character: asian american
    IHE: not asian or american
    *who thought this was a good idea*

    • @WeebGunnerPURIFIED
      @WeebGunnerPURIFIED 6 лет назад +141

      IHE: British
      *wat*

    • @musicinmymind623
      @musicinmymind623 6 лет назад +62

      Core Master * *wot*

    • @proudtobeme1ashkente
      @proudtobeme1ashkente 5 лет назад +148

      I don't understand why this should be a problem. If IHE can't do an American accent then that's understandable, but then it doesn't matter what heritage the character has, since he's predominantly American.
      When it comes to voice acting, anything goes: women voicing little boys, humans voicing aliens, VA with one heritage voicing character with another.
      Unless he got the direction to sound Asian and American at the same time there's no issue. Making it one is like demanding a transsexual role in a movie be played by a transsexual (that happened), when it really doesn't matter so long as the actor is good.

    • @socialretard7919
      @socialretard7919 5 лет назад

      *nor

    • @451asians
      @451asians 5 лет назад +80

      @@proudtobeme1ashkente that was the point. he clearly isn't doing an american accent

  • @ZodiacMeteor
    @ZodiacMeteor 6 лет назад +884

    "... As Americans, and indeed, as human citizens..."
    Ah yes. Who can forget all those Humanese in the country of Human.

  • @EyeofSol299
    @EyeofSol299 6 лет назад +2676

    There's something incredibly weird about hearing IHE's voice coming out of that character.

    • @MasterCharlie104
      @MasterCharlie104 6 лет назад +282

      Probably has something to do with the fact that they thought it'd be a good idea to hire a British man to play an Asian-American character.

    • @EyeofSol299
      @EyeofSol299 6 лет назад +193

      Nah man, it's something else... It's like.. forcing a wet sausage through a sock filled with cement. It's just unnatural.

    • @shadowdorcha1912
      @shadowdorcha1912 6 лет назад +85

      excuse me what? What kind of similie is that?

    • @EyeofSol299
      @EyeofSol299 6 лет назад +62

      The kind that accurately describes how I feel about hearing his voice coming out of that character. I love IHE's voice though, so I don't think it's him :3

    • @SuillaIsAwesome
      @SuillaIsAwesome 6 лет назад +7

      shadow dorcha a very random and unfunny one

  • @jakefoley9539
    @jakefoley9539 5 лет назад +1156

    >Need asian american character with an emotive voice
    >Have access to YongYea
    >Cast IHE anyway

    • @spookson5679
      @spookson5679 4 года назад +74

      Doesn't even have to be YongYea just anyone American or anyone that can hide their accent

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 4 года назад +78

      Honestly it doesn't matter the race of the voice actor all they really need is to convey the character
      A person with a British accent won't be convincing as an American
      Also I think IHE ment that if he's Asian and he's American then it wouldn't make sense for him to have the British accent.

    • @spookson5679
      @spookson5679 4 года назад +30

      @@ImmaLittlePip a British person can be convening, Tom holland for example his British but I really couldn't tell when I saw him in movies, so just anyone who can hide their accent

    • @robin9031
      @robin9031 4 года назад +19

      ImmaLittlePip the race of the voice actor doesn’t necessarily matter unless you’re implementing their culture in their character somehow. So it would be really beneficial for a well written script if the voice actor could connect on that level

    • @scerpalman
      @scerpalman 4 года назад +7

      @@spookson5679 Yong actually does voice acting though

  • @TheDakattack3000
    @TheDakattack3000 6 лет назад +1459

    Alex fought The Room, now he's become The Room.

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 6 лет назад +7

      I see that Dante in your pfp
      Nice 👌

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 5 лет назад +16

      Oh hi mark

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 5 лет назад +20

      You're tearing me apart, Freeman!

    • @loone3100
      @loone3100 4 года назад +4

      He fought The Room, and The Room won

    • @luftschloss7878
      @luftschloss7878 3 года назад +2

      You see the room was so bad it was good but this, this is just bad

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker 6 лет назад +8215

    This shit's hilarious

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 6 лет назад +494

    "It should be able to make people cry."
    "Let's save your friends from spiders with vaginas."

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 6 лет назад +58

      I dont know about you but Spiders with Vaginas would make me cry

    • @somebodysomewhere9253
      @somebodysomewhere9253 6 лет назад +37

      It made me cry with laughter so I guess it worked

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 6 лет назад +2

      The alien facehuggers

    • @scylla1772
      @scylla1772 6 лет назад +2

      Lawlsomedude YA GOT THAT RIGHT 👌👌😂

  • @Roadent1241
    @Roadent1241 6 лет назад +660

    As someone who writes and edits audio projects, their first main problem was not waiting until the script was finished before getting a cast. I always wait until I have a confirmed finished script before attempting to run auditions (because I do a lot of waiting for people to volunteer and seeing if they actually deliver).
    I don't expect professionalism, I just want people to have fun with their chosen roles.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 лет назад +57

      Yeah not finished script really sounds like a disaster.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jebu911 LOL!!!!

  • @joemccann1725
    @joemccann1725 4 года назад +482

    "you cant even die right in this game"
    -pyrocynical

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +11

      "You can't even die right in this platform"
      -pornosicle

    • @oofsong9496
      @oofsong9496 4 года назад +17

      Gives me conniptions.

  • @dorians6537
    @dorians6537 6 лет назад +310

    "Yeah I haven't got paid yet"
    Well you sure aren't gonna get paid now.

    • @grantwilliams2650
      @grantwilliams2650 6 лет назад +64

      Dorian Strobert well this video’s add revenue is probably gonna be greater than whatever the fuck he was gonna get paid

    • @jessepiazza2106
      @jessepiazza2106 6 лет назад +44

      Dorian Strobert he requested that the developer not pay him

    • @asiankint6918
      @asiankint6918 6 лет назад +1

      Dorian Strobert lOrD bEeRuS

    • @stepienmaximilian
      @stepienmaximilian 6 лет назад +1

      Dorian Strobert He reached it, Beerus. He finally reached it.

  • @qw000pz
    @qw000pz 6 лет назад +1318

    Immediately after you said Keemstar was in the game, I got an ad for depression medication.

    • @ronniemirano7120
      @ronniemirano7120 6 лет назад +157

      This information has just taken my day to the next level. Thank you so very much. Hope you also have a stellar day.

    • @kugelblitzingularity304
      @kugelblitzingularity304 6 лет назад +24

      Probably need to take it. Just imgain what will u feel after watching is video. I don't want people to die, take it.

    • @XxAnalxLegendzXx
      @XxAnalxLegendzXx 6 лет назад +77

      Aren't ads based on what your browsing history and or viewing history is? Are you okay?

    • @yungsack7303
      @yungsack7303 6 лет назад +21

      no wonder i got ads for durex

    • @Paul-qe1jn
      @Paul-qe1jn 6 лет назад +7

      Is that Doug Walker without a nose ?

  • @jragonlearnhowtomakeminecr7886
    @jragonlearnhowtomakeminecr7886 6 лет назад +2802

    I feel really really bad for the developers here. I know what it's like to pour your heart and soul into something that was doomed from the start.

    • @jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152
      @jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152 6 лет назад +186

      Well all your command block stuff was actually fun and inspired, unlike this game. It may have been doomed from the start, but hey I'm sure most of those who found your work and your channel appreciated it. Still something to be proud of.

    • @RicardoMontania
      @RicardoMontania 6 лет назад +17

      Jragon // Learn How To Make Minecraft Commands Says the one who make minecraft videos

    • @jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152
      @jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152 6 лет назад +204

      Ricardo Montania look again buddy, I don't think you know at all what jragon does. They're not just making low effort Minecraft let's plays as you seem to think.

    • @morble757
      @morble757 6 лет назад +18

      Holy shit I cut myself on that comment

    • @jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152
      @jollygoodolgenderneutralin5152 6 лет назад +120

      I'm sure that you know absolutely nothing about jragon or Minecraft. Haha very funny isn't it just great to stereotype the entire Minecraft community based off it's younger audiences and more terrible youtubers? What an original joke that has never been made before. I mean, given that Minecraft got so popular, it's clearly a terrible game for only little kids and normies, can't be for big boy hipsters like you. Who has the time for intelligent comments and research when you can spout whatever the current popular opinion is while only judging on the first few RUclips videos you see on the subject, am I right?

  • @vontosmagicmurderbag2611
    @vontosmagicmurderbag2611 4 года назад +572

    I wonder how that guy got that face on his scar.

    • @williamwashburn7665
      @williamwashburn7665 4 года назад +30

      Crowbar to the face

    • @M.J44
      @M.J44 4 года назад +67

      It was supposed to be from a crowbar, but...the way the scars look simply do not make sense.

    • @oofsong9496
      @oofsong9496 4 года назад +58

      @@M.J44 They really look like very precisely put scars, Like the most cliche ones trying to be quirky, Eye scar, cheek scar, touching the hair scar, chin scar, when have you not seen those scars inside every other game?

    • @M.J44
      @M.J44 4 года назад +29

      @@oofsong9496 Exactly. They also look just so unnatural.
      You mean to tell me that the guy in the HEV suit had impeccable aim to make exact double scars in every spot? I don't think so. (Not directed at you, but whoever's idea it was for the 3d model.)

    • @mothichorror446
      @mothichorror446 4 года назад +23

      Because of course bludgeoning someone with a crowbar leaves nice clear slash scars.

  • @biscuitboi9478
    @biscuitboi9478 6 лет назад +278

    Welcome to WatchMojo! Today we're counting down the Top Ten Asian-american RUclipsrs.
    #10: IHE

    • @MrValentineYT
      @MrValentineYT 6 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @pleasedislikemyvideo2101
      @pleasedislikemyvideo2101 6 лет назад +6

      I think watchmojo refuse to mention him. He wasn’t in their top 10 faceless youtubers video (that video came out before he revealed his face btw).

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 лет назад

      Biscuit Boi it should be Best Trends instead of WatchMojo

    • @biscuitboi9478
      @biscuitboi9478 6 лет назад

      alexnt1966 Ya know, I was honestly gonna put Ricegum on there but I didn't want his retarded fans attacking me

    • @TWrecksGaming
      @TWrecksGaming 6 лет назад +4

      #15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

  • @smjaiteh
    @smjaiteh 6 лет назад +5601

    You’ll have an IMDB credit for this now, Alex. You can’t escape now. 🚔

    • @a.j8307
      @a.j8307 6 лет назад +79

      Sambou Jaiteh IMDB? For a game?

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 6 лет назад +212

      Search for the Worst (Games): Hunt Down The Freeman

    • @odyssey9755
      @odyssey9755 6 лет назад +77

      AJ Patterson yes, atleast I believe actors can be credited for voice work on video games. For example, I know that on IMDb, the actress who voiced Eleanor lamb from BioShock 2 has it listed in her credits. So Alex could well be listed as doing voice work on there.

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 6 лет назад +33

      Video games are fairly common on imdb these days, though I wouldn't have figured without seeing it first hand.

    • @mr.pythen285
      @mr.pythen285 6 лет назад +6

      Yup www.imdb.com/title/tt8054606/

  • @savagemcflurry9082
    @savagemcflurry9082 5 лет назад +304

    I see now his character was supposed to be "asian-american" but why does he look like the dude from 13 reasons why?

    • @TheAlaccMan
      @TheAlaccMan 5 лет назад +38

      Is this an "Adum and Pals" reference?

    • @Chloopa
      @Chloopa 5 лет назад

      Alexander Shook aa

  • @GarenEvansMusic
    @GarenEvansMusic 6 лет назад +376

    Special Thanks
    *HIDEO KOJIMA?!?*
    *ROBERT ZEMECKIS?!?*

    • @ezrasharpe7435
      @ezrasharpe7435 4 года назад +39

      The Robert Zemeckis part gave me physical pain.

    • @GuyNamedBarry
      @GuyNamedBarry 4 года назад +24

      The story was probably from Metal Gear Solid V : The Phantom Pain

    • @user-de7ne3ql9k
      @user-de7ne3ql9k 4 года назад +29

      Psycho mantis?

    • @martincooper2175
      @martincooper2175 4 года назад +11

      Артур Артур you are that ninja....

    • @tlayor9832
      @tlayor9832 4 года назад +3

      @@martincooper2175 You're Pretty Good

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 6 лет назад +462

    Guy 1: let's get youtubers to voice this
    Guy 2: huh, that might actually work There are several aspiring voice actors that have shown lots of talent and have a fanbase that they can promote the game to. We could contact Sieg VA, PM Seymour, Micheale Laws, maybe even ask ProZD to voice the President--
    Guy 1: fuck that, lets get Keemstar on this.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 6 лет назад +53

      I fear even ProZD wouldn't have been able to save this

    • @waltrz
      @waltrz 6 лет назад +6

      TableWrens
      If he did *all* the voices this game would at least be an 8/10.

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 6 лет назад

      Worked for JonTron..... right?

    • @Beatdoof
      @Beatdoof 6 лет назад +2

      Or even Yungtown. Snatcher anyone?

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +4544

    23 minutes of pure and utter IHE regret.
    This gon be good.

    • @DanKlenczar
      @DanKlenczar 6 лет назад +30

      Keep walking cupcake, your take sucks...

    • @rodrigodelemos9048
      @rodrigodelemos9048 6 лет назад +7

      JMAA TV no u

    • @DanKlenczar
      @DanKlenczar 6 лет назад +29

      Not at all. After watching the whole video I just dont understand how you came to this conclusion. Very disconnected from the actual content.

    • @cowboypresable
      @cowboypresable 6 лет назад

      Lets peep this out

    • @hillarytrump3157
      @hillarytrump3157 6 лет назад +2

      no u

  • @abandonedaccount1231
    @abandonedaccount1231 4 года назад +187

    Spoiler: IHE is just Callmekevin doing a British accent, the silhouette matches up

    • @tamnam5722
      @tamnam5722 4 года назад +10

      abandoned account ...Oh God, you’re right!

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +17

      Holy shit, the resemblance is scary.
      Maybe he’s Kevin from another universe that got possessed by Pvt Danny

    • @ScorpV1
      @ScorpV1 3 года назад +1

      Shit

    • @SuziLikesToPlay
      @SuziLikesToPlay 3 года назад +1

      that’s exactly what i was thinking lmao

    • @thewhiteswanguitarist6002
      @thewhiteswanguitarist6002 2 года назад

      Ihe? More like BORE RAGNArok

  • @MYG
    @MYG 6 лет назад +1796

    They spent over 100k on the rights and assets alone, they can't lower it to a around dollar the game to a dollar because even though that'd be a good decision, that would be them accepting that they've just lost well over 100k dollars.

    • @CPtracker080
      @CPtracker080 6 лет назад +64

      Bronzewarrior source? Did they really spend 100k on this

    • @Beastofdestruct
      @Beastofdestruct 6 лет назад +62

      That's still a very cheap price for the rights and assets of a game franchise like Half-Life

    • @headcrabking9054
      @headcrabking9054 6 лет назад +105

      Lowering the price may cause more people to buy it, and could possibly be more profitable then keeping it at the same price.

    • @schippai3308
      @schippai3308 6 лет назад +43

      They can never regain that money so, $1 dollar is the best people could buy it.

    • @vincenthogan8627
      @vincenthogan8627 6 лет назад

      Wahhh

  • @akinolawilliams161
    @akinolawilliams161 6 лет назад +207

    why does this sound like a cia confession tape

    • @agrotte9962
      @agrotte9962 6 лет назад +8

      StOnEd PrEaChEr Looks like it as well lmao

  • @shaneireland8460
    @shaneireland8460 6 лет назад +383

    IHE looks like a locked character hidden behind a paywall

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 6 лет назад +13

      Homicidal Ape
      "IHE readies for nitpicking!"
      Sm4sh for Switch

    • @cuddlewuffle
      @cuddlewuffle 6 лет назад +3

      Alex Kiepura he’s already done a face reveal

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 6 лет назад +4

      He looks like an informant hiding his identity so his gang buddies won't know it was him.

    • @wongyefc1
      @wongyefc1 6 лет назад +1

      Alex Kiepura just watch jarcast

  • @unlimited-edge
    @unlimited-edge 6 лет назад +622

    What baffles me is why didn’t they hire the RUclipsrs that are legit voice actors? Like Jelloapocalypse, Stamper, Rice Pirate, hell even Chris and Zach’s re good at voices

    • @1247theGreatest
      @1247theGreatest 6 лет назад +76

      UnlimitedEdge rice pirate voices the main protagonist

    • @sleeplessstudios7626
      @sleeplessstudios7626 5 лет назад +25

      Jello might of not been a good choice because he’s more of a comedian voice actor than a serious guy.

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 5 лет назад +40

      > Binny
      "AY LUIGI"

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 5 лет назад +70

      ProZD maybe? He’s done serious voice acting before.

    • @toasatoshi
      @toasatoshi 5 лет назад

      or omega voice

  • @JVenom
    @JVenom 6 лет назад +126

    Fucking next level irony haha. Hire a media critic who has a series focusing on bad films to do VO work for your bad game. You couldn't write that kind of perfection.

  • @MizManFryingP
    @MizManFryingP 6 лет назад +911

    Hi,
    3D Artist (freelancer) for the game here.
    (You can see my name in the credits under 3D Artists)
    I feel everything you just said in this video. The unorganized mess the production was, the being left in the dark without knowing what the game even looks like, the lack of direction, etc.
    I also noticed the red flags but didn't respond to them. I was hopeful that the game was going to be okay because I was reassured that everything was going great.
    This is depressing to be honest. I put almost a year into the project and my models don't even look the same when they were imported into the game. I can't even say that I worked on it without feeling ashamed, and I think I did an alright job on the models, just when they were imported into the game they look COMPLETELY different. They were shiny where they shouldn't be, they were missing parts, the colors were different, the materials look weird, etc.. I feel like a laughing stock and fear that my reputation as a 3D Artist would somewhat be tarnished because people look at the game and say "Oh so you made THIS?" when in reality it looks nothing like it does on my end.
    I don't know man, I am rambling. I don't really know what to say.
    At least I can say that I worked on a game with you in it and I'm a fan so I'll take what I can get haha.
    I too wasn't really paid. I quit the project mid 2017 and a couple of months before the game's release, I was asked to texture some things because they were short on hands or something like that. I agreed to do it only if I was getting paid upfront which I did, but I am owed waaaay more than what I got on that.
    I guess I joined the project because I am young to the industry and at my profession in general, and I was picked up and hoped that the game would be great. It sounded very promising and exciting. It was also my first (pretend) job so I was excited for it. I was a beginner in every sense and by working for the game, I was forced to grow as a 3D Artist which I am thankful for.
    So it wasn't all bad I guess..
    Again, I don't really know what to say, I am clearly rambling. I am not good at putting my thoughts onto paper so I will leave you with a few examples of how my models look in game vs how they look on my end.
    imgur.com/a/oFKIi
    PS: Since it was asked, the screenshots of my models are taken in Substance Painter 2 - the program I use to texture the models. They are screenshots and not renders and are all in real-time.
    EDIT: Wow thanks for the support everyone! From the reaction of the game so far I kind of expected mostly negative responses so this is a really nice surprise :)
    Just to clarify: when I wrote this I was pretty emotional about the whole thing and I was mostly venting my frustrations. Because of the way I worded the above it kind of sounds like I am seeking attention or praise or what not. That is not my intention. I don't think I deserve praise or anything like that but I do want to share my perspective as well and in a sense kind of distance myself from the production of the game. That's not to say I think the people at RRE are bad people because I don't think they are. They are just very very inexperienced and don't really take no for an answer when it comes to criticism. So don't take what I wrote as a well thought out thesis about my experience with the production of the game, but rather as a sympathetic venting wall of text haha.

    • @carnifex423
      @carnifex423 6 лет назад +86

      MizuiroNo alex please pin this

    • @Xhawk777
      @Xhawk777 6 лет назад +55

      MizuiroNo I wish you the best man

    • @MizManFryingP
      @MizManFryingP 6 лет назад +36

      Thanks man! I appreciate it :)

    • @TSF_Ukraine
      @TSF_Ukraine 6 лет назад +71

      +MizuiroNo It's not your fault. You did your job well, other people screwed it all up. Don't let this one project drag down your career or take away your passion or confidence in your skills. There will always be a new project and who knows, maybe that one will turn out much better? Good luck in your endeavors!

    • @MizManFryingP
      @MizManFryingP 6 лет назад +21

      Thanks for the kind words Andrii, I really do appreciate it!

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 лет назад +2464

    This is an important lesson to be very cautious who we promote as RUclipsrs, and who we collaborate with...🤔

    • @ecksdii
      @ecksdii 6 лет назад +2

      ProtoMario hey proto :D

    • @iLeviathan
      @iLeviathan 6 лет назад +9

      ProtoMario Hello Proto. Soon my financial situation will allow me to repatreon with $20.
      Hope you are doing well regardless.
      Loved your video a few months back where you allowed fans to submit theories

    • @gone2742
      @gone2742 6 лет назад +1

      ProtoMario hey proto

    • @UnhealthyTherapy
      @UnhealthyTherapy 6 лет назад +13

      Can you fuck off. Tired of seeing you everywhere.

    • @gone2742
      @gone2742 6 лет назад +26

      Jacob Harold so hes not allowed to comment

  • @faldostick123
    @faldostick123 6 лет назад +754

    Pyrocynicals voice acting 😂😂😂

    • @IrishPhoenix
      @IrishPhoenix 6 лет назад +4

      faldostick123 timestamp?

    • @faldostick123
      @faldostick123 6 лет назад +14

      Irish Phoenix oh sorry I just watched pyro's video (it's at the beginning)

    • @vincentsimbol7251
      @vincentsimbol7251 6 лет назад +153

      *_Oh God. We are so fucked._*

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 лет назад +46

      He mentions cancer, suicide and Adolf Hitler 936 times in the game

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 5 лет назад +4

      I hate his voice so much

  • @Kilesfactor
    @Kilesfactor 6 лет назад +741

    When can we getta "Trying to play: {NOT HALF LIFE) Hunt Down the Freeman" video

    • @AquaDavie
      @AquaDavie 6 лет назад +12

      alpharad better get on this

    • @julcaos
      @julcaos 6 лет назад +3

      Agreed!

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 6 лет назад +1751

    Tags: Memes, Sexual Content, Anime, Dating Simulator
    wat

    • @Nico-gj8dx
      @Nico-gj8dx 6 лет назад +88

      Money

    • @leodonaghey9143
      @leodonaghey9143 6 лет назад +206

      It got memed

    • @facespkz_osu
      @facespkz_osu 6 лет назад +222

      steam users can add tags to the game, hunt down the freeman has been trolled to hell

    • @ohno6070
      @ohno6070 6 лет назад +7

      well memed

    • @apollo9288
      @apollo9288 6 лет назад +5

      Lol those tags are weird af

  • @Kalliw0
    @Kalliw0 6 лет назад +767

    Alex: I thought they were going to fix my voice lines until they didn’t

  • @YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE
    @YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE 5 лет назад +140

    9 months later, there’s exactly one thing this game is remembered for:
    “ _You fucked up my face._ ”

    • @dr.felixou8428
      @dr.felixou8428 2 года назад +6

      " The aliens are coming! We’ve been compromised! "

    • @TheKillerWolfie
      @TheKillerWolfie Год назад +1

      No love for Kojima?
      Well, I don't think people got that far in the game xD

    • @TheKillerWolfie
      @TheKillerWolfie Год назад +1

      Also president Keemstar xD

    • @CsyeCokTheSolly
      @CsyeCokTheSolly Год назад +1

      @@TheKillerWolfie It made sense because one dude who talked to berkan (lead dev) said he got kojimer to play hdtf

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 6 лет назад +579

    An Asian American character with a British accent?

    • @Raizelash
      @Raizelash 5 лет назад +15

      Kinda hot, I mean its possible if the dude was adopted by British parents

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 5 лет назад +15

      Something something Hong Kong?

    • @uncleflagzz
      @uncleflagzz 4 года назад

      Y e s

    • @oofsong9496
      @oofsong9496 4 года назад +4

      I mean, He has the British forehead at least, as in very big forehead

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад

      Isn't that a joke in an episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 6 лет назад +2306

    To be fair, the killing blow was getting gnomestar to play the president

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 6 лет назад +86

      * inevitable topical joke *

    • @thelandofnod2269
      @thelandofnod2269 6 лет назад +48

      Keem for president it's still a step up

    • @marthia8015
      @marthia8015 6 лет назад +63

      That was the only redeeming quality I've seen so far, that cutscene is hysterical.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 6 лет назад +14

      Salokin tbh keem has a lot in common with president trump tho.

    • @RaylaEclipse
      @RaylaEclipse 6 лет назад +15

      Would ha e been better to cast him as a news man.

  • @jstanz22
    @jstanz22 6 лет назад +2830

    an asian american character with a british accent

  • @cpt_nordbart
    @cpt_nordbart 6 лет назад +142

    Sounds like the typical kickstarter story. "This will be such a great awesome thing"

  • @marthapozo4881
    @marthapozo4881 6 лет назад +235

    Mesa (Meh-sah) - Spanish for table. Mesa (May-sah) - an elevated land formation with a plateau. Context is important, G-Man. :)

    • @sevatarlives185
      @sevatarlives185 6 лет назад +19

      Use the International Phonetic Alphabet to correct pronunciation or don't bother, pleb.

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 5 лет назад +13

      The Spanish word for table has an e vowel. The English word for a type of plateau has an eɪ diphthong. This guy is using an ɛ vowel.

    • @KILLERMEXICAN210
      @KILLERMEXICAN210 5 лет назад +4

      *B L A C K M E S A*

    • @tadesubaru1383
      @tadesubaru1383 5 лет назад +1

      @Drogon not at all

    • @patata6868
      @patata6868 5 лет назад +1

      Drogon No it isn't

  • @KamenRiderDC
    @KamenRiderDC 6 лет назад +375

    "God will stay away from this one."
    That he did.
    That. He. Did.

  • @thechickensfoot5345
    @thechickensfoot5345 6 лет назад +592

    Hey Alex can you voice a character in my game I’m currently making? You’ll be voicing an African tribesman, I think you’ll fit the part.

  • @shadestrider1033
    @shadestrider1033 3 года назад +23

    “God help us.”
    “No. God will stay away from this one.”
    -The characters talking about the game

  • @HappyLilac16
    @HappyLilac16 6 лет назад +134

    The thing is, having RUclipsrs voice-acting in a game can work even if it's not tongue-in-cheek. Pinstripe and Bendy and the Ink Machine are great examples of this. The difference between those games and Hunt Down the Freeman is that those voice actors were actually given direction and good material, and in some cases were already pretty decent at voice-acting or were given characters that meshed with their vocal style.

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 5 лет назад +7

      In pinstripe, felix and sean's characters are pretty loose to the plot so they can just be their own quirky selves.

  • @ChrisTheCringe
    @ChrisTheCringe 6 лет назад +951

    "you can shoot" - IHE
    Very inspirational quote. It helped me poop twice a day.

    • @AquaDavie
      @AquaDavie 6 лет назад +9

      I cant only poop once a day sadly 1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER

    • @mustaki7620
      @mustaki7620 6 лет назад +4

      Drink water. It makes your poo poo soft.

    • @thebackburner79
      @thebackburner79 6 лет назад +14

      POOP IS FUNNY PEOPLE, WAKE UP!!

    • @sirspongadoodle
      @sirspongadoodle 2 года назад +2

      @@thebackburner79 i know its a quote from the not cool review but..... gotta disagree..

  • @americanfootball8194
    @americanfootball8194 6 лет назад +1408

    “You can shoot”-IHE 2k18

    • @thatsbananas6547
      @thatsbananas6547 6 лет назад +26

      Xcaliber The Wise But can you reload?

    • @Blinkster93
      @Blinkster93 6 лет назад +2

      Temporary name Only 2 bullets no 3

    • @user-jl7cz2pe6d
      @user-jl7cz2pe6d 6 лет назад +6

      "You have a gun"-IHE 2K18

    • @cronaman3196
      @cronaman3196 6 лет назад +7

      why type k instead of 0??? it looks stupid & it’s more effort!!!

    • @gabsF14
      @gabsF14 6 лет назад +1

      "You can have a medic bag" -sallaD

  • @moongem4489
    @moongem4489 6 лет назад +1539

    I think the bigger problem with an English person voicing an Asian American is the American part, seeing as his nationality will have a bigger influence on how he sounds than his race. As long as the voice actor can do a convincing job, I don't think ethnicity should be a problem in casting (for voice actors at least).

    • @jordexo3047
      @jordexo3047 6 лет назад +225

      I was gonna say...the fact IHE is white isn't the issue, It doesn't matter if you're Asian, Hispanic or whatever, it's the nationality that's gonna mostly decide how someone will sound.
      The fact it's an American character...with an English accent is what's ridiculous.
      Then again maybe they decided to take the Sean Connery approach?

    • @moongem4489
      @moongem4489 6 лет назад +149

      MrStig691 it can, but not in every case. No one can tell by the sound of my voice that I'm black. My race has nothing at all to do with how I sound.

    • @cheetahgaming3642
      @cheetahgaming3642 6 лет назад +5

      he is asian, not british... thats that, I couldn't care if morgan freeman voice acted it, its stupid

    • @moongem4489
      @moongem4489 6 лет назад +105

      CheetahGaming thats like saying it's dumb for adults to voice act for children. If they do a good job, its fine. Its only stupid if they don't have the acting skills. The most important thing in voice acting is that the voice fits the character. Whether the ethnicity is the same usually won't matter as long as the actor has the skills to sound the way the character would. This isn't live action, so the voice is the only thing that matters.

    • @moongem4489
      @moongem4489 6 лет назад +79

      Just going to add on - most of the people in my town are Chinese, and I know for a fact that ethnicity is not as important as language and culture when it comes to how people sound. The Chinese kids who were raised in China or speak Mandarin or Cantonese at home sound slightly different because their accent affects their English. The ones who were raised here and only speak English sound just the same as all the other kids who were raised here. I can guarantee if I played a sound clip of my freinds of various races, all raised in the same area and who speak the same first language, no one would be able to tell their races apart because the dialect of English we speak isnt associated with any particular race.

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA 6 лет назад +84

    Something else that gets me, is that none of the character models are even slightly consistent. Some faces actually look ok, like the dude with the scars. Then you have the blond woman that looks like they forgot to give her any kind of proper texture or normal map. Mixed in with models ripped straight from the original HL2, with zero editing to make them match the new ones.
    If this was free, or like $3, I could say "oh this was *ok* for a first attempt. It's crap, but maybe they'll learn from this and make something better next time." But I can buy full triple A games for $20-25. This is horrendous for that price.

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 5 лет назад +4

      That's what happens when all your art assets are pulled from different places. Your visual aesthetic is an inconsistent mess.

    • @TooMuchSascha
      @TooMuchSascha 5 лет назад +4

      On top of that, Mitchell's face looks like he's got caked on makeup

    • @jermafan111
      @jermafan111 5 лет назад +2

      A strange amalgamation of assets from many different places, pasted in a game like a Frankenstein creation.

    • @dontpreorder2783
      @dontpreorder2783 4 года назад +2

      TXF You can buy games like hollow knight, with free DLC, much more intriguing and polished content, more consistent story, BETTER VOICE WORK, and better cutscenes for way less. Fuck AAA games, you can buy cardboard boxes with better design than this

    • @tiffingbird
      @tiffingbird 4 года назад

      I got Black Mesa for like,,, 15(?)-19(?) Dollars. And that's a good game.

  • @peony4175
    @peony4175 6 лет назад +484

    What, is, up American Nation, I am your president, Killer Keeeemstaaaaar, and let's get riiight into the waaars!

    • @alexnt1966
      @alexnt1966 6 лет назад +15

      Andrew Cervantes 10/10 Best performance in a video game.

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 6 лет назад

      Is this a potential future

    • @alexisacosta-rivera7128
      @alexisacosta-rivera7128 6 лет назад

      killer memestarr

    • @beemerboy42
      @beemerboy42 6 лет назад +1

      Eric Lerma I laughed while reading this because I knew exactly how that would sound

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 4 года назад

      I love old lady ovaries

  • @drakkenmensch
    @drakkenmensch 6 лет назад +149

    Two wrongs make a right, you know? So if we give BAD dialog to BAD actors, they're bound to create a masterpiece!
    And that's how The Room was made.

    • @ChickenWing
      @ChickenWing 6 лет назад +1

      Silver Dragon Hey, two negatives always make a positive, right?

    • @J_Tramel
      @J_Tramel 6 лет назад +6

      Silver Dragon Two wrongs don't make a right... But three lefts do.

    • @vrapbrap
      @vrapbrap 6 лет назад +4

      No, you need three 3 wrongs and an egoistic director. You need bad dialog, bad actors, bad direction and to tie that all in, a person who is completely delusional and has an ego the size of the fucking moon.
      That's how masterpieces are born.

  • @punisherkatz
    @punisherkatz 5 лет назад +117

    "God help us"
    "No, God will stay away from this game"

  • @sebastianrosa7935
    @sebastianrosa7935 5 лет назад +209

    Developers: Ok, we need someone to voice an Asian-American character.
    Some idiot: How about that angry BRITISH guy on RUclips.
    Developers: You... are a genius!

  • @toothbrush64
    @toothbrush64 6 лет назад +1446

    Many RUclipsrs offered their voices to the indie game A Hat In Time and it turned out well. It's probably just a matter of direction.

    • @nalce6811
      @nalce6811 6 лет назад +88

      The only youtuber I know of that was in a hat in time was jontron. Who were the other youtubers?

    • @E3kHatena
      @E3kHatena 6 лет назад +201

      Nalce - Yungtown is The Snatcher, SungWon Cho plays the owls, Smash Bros. announcer Xander Mobus voices The Conductor. Those are the three off the top of my head.

    • @unfa00
      @unfa00 6 лет назад +197

      I think a good director would:
      1. Cast actors knowing what he wants form them and knowing they can deliver that
      2. Work with them to help them get the performance he wants
      None of that seems to have happened here.

    • @niaarchangel
      @niaarchangel 6 лет назад +15

      E3kHatena I didn't even notice who voices the owls but now that you say it, that's totally him!

    • @prowertastic8136
      @prowertastic8136 5 лет назад +6

      @@E3kHatena Xander is a VA in several anime and video games.

  • @misterb3577
    @misterb3577 6 лет назад +222

    Pfffft Keemstar was supposed to be President in this? He sounds like a smarmy DJ Radio host...not the actual one, just the one they bring in when the real one needs some time off for vacation or sick days.

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 6 лет назад +4

      Seriously his audio is so poorly mastered it's like he recorded it with the exact same setup from one of his streams.

    • @caitthenerd7470
      @caitthenerd7470 6 лет назад +1

      Jrezky By what Alex said in the video, it seems they were just sent lines to record themselves, with their own kit. So Keemstar likely did use the same setup.

    • @mollymcdade4031
      @mollymcdade4031 6 лет назад +3

      They didn’t even put any effects on his voice that’s meant to be over a radio. It’s way too clear, it’s like he’s in the room with them.

    • @codythompson9973
      @codythompson9973 6 лет назад +1

      They could have just gotten Rice Pirate to do a different voice or something.

  • @tracksuut3343
    @tracksuut3343 6 лет назад +44

    "Let's save your friends from spiders with vaginas" -excerpt from hunt down the freeman

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 4 года назад +45

    "The Aliens are coming, we've been compromised"

    • @creatrplays
      @creatrplays 4 года назад +13

      spit it out corporal

    • @kevinbmx2225
      @kevinbmx2225 4 года назад +13

      "Oh Colonel, we are so _fucked_ "

  • @evanwilliams7917
    @evanwilliams7917 6 лет назад +526

    Your american accent's pretty decent. Bu your voice coming out of that character model is haunting

    • @ducc3430
      @ducc3430 6 лет назад +40

      Evan Williams your profile picture is haunting

    • @meowserer1362
      @meowserer1362 6 лет назад +2

      That is true

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 6 лет назад +1

      Evan Williams yea

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 6 лет назад +15

      It's too recognisable to not break immersion. Not many voice actors have Alex's accent.

    • @nerevar9867
      @nerevar9867 6 лет назад +1

      The character models look like an hd version of Xavier renagade angel

  • @NutritiousBagCircles
    @NutritiousBagCircles 6 лет назад +679

    I was a sound designer for the game and I noticed the same thing. I worked on character NPC lines (yours included) and I realized a lot were used for SFM cutscenes and not for NPCs. Whole project was a mess and Berkan/Frank was very quiet about it.

    • @WELSHGAMER99
      @WELSHGAMER99 6 лет назад +69

      I read your post on reddit. No wonder this shitfest looks like it was slapped together.

    • @WELSHGAMER99
      @WELSHGAMER99 6 лет назад +44

      Oakley Fugate www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/802jex/hey_its_telvy_again_sound_designer_for_hdtf_this/

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 6 лет назад +8

      Rando T. At least their next game would be better right?

    • @scarfummunchum5333
      @scarfummunchum5333 6 лет назад +2

      You have my condolences

    • @youdontneedtoknowthat3249
      @youdontneedtoknowthat3249 6 лет назад

      Nutritious Bag Circles k

  • @hyperleap4876
    @hyperleap4876 2 года назад +5

    The main character looks like somebody was drawing venom snake from memory.

  • @xx-ph5ml
    @xx-ph5ml 5 лет назад +34

    The game's punch line is that you got gnomed by keemstar

  • @cicada300
    @cicada300 6 лет назад +96

    The Asian guy's character model looks like something someone who had never seen an Asian person made based on someone else's description on what an Asian person looks like

    • @SenorMeinKrafter
      @SenorMeinKrafter 6 лет назад +5

      He looks like a young Southern European white guy. It doesn't look Asian in any way.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 6 лет назад +5

      The model doesn't, but paper he showed looks more Asian.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 6 лет назад +2

      cicada300 I was actually surprised when IHE said his character is supposed to be Asian, since I thought he looked European. Maybe he looks a little Eurasian (emphasis on maybe) I guess.... If he was of an Iranian/Persian and European mix that is. He really doesn't look much like someone with East Asian ancestry.
      He did in the concept art though, which makes it a bit weirder. Maybe they decided to scrap this Nick character being an Asian-American when they decided IHE should use his normal English accent instead. And just like how they ended up using both his American and British voice lines, they didn't bother changing his in game character model completely either.

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 лет назад +3789

    _Lets get roiggggggggghttt into the Presidential Decree_

    • @la.elaha.ella.allah.
      @la.elaha.ella.allah. 6 лет назад +17

      mate i seriously see your comment on every single video i watch

    • @agnusgloria1122
      @agnusgloria1122 6 лет назад +76

      I'm your president Killer Memestar and lets get roooooooiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhtt into the surrender.

    • @agnusgloria1122
      @agnusgloria1122 6 лет назад +20

      The sad thing is Keemstar is somehow, technically, somewhat canon.
      ...
      If it has a price tag it's canon.
      Also IHE and Pyrocynical are technically canon.
      Whoop-de-doo.

    • @agnusgloria1122
      @agnusgloria1122 6 лет назад

      But why?

    • @Log707
      @Log707 6 лет назад +11

      DammitSinged what is up armaica nations I'm your host presdint keemstar let's get riggggggt into the wall

  • @IncredibleFulk1
    @IncredibleFulk1 3 года назад +19

    “When you hear IHE, he doesn’t become some grizzled army grunt (who for some reason goes bald half way through the story), he’s still just IHE. A British man with a British accent voicing an Asian American soldier?”
    - Pyrocynical

  • @puffedrice4624
    @puffedrice4624 6 лет назад +83

    Spiders with vaginas? So... female spiders?

    • @Optimus97
      @Optimus97 5 лет назад +9

      Headcrabs = female spiders

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 года назад +12

      Female spiders don't have vaginas.

    • @ethanl.9725
      @ethanl.9725 4 года назад +2

      @@NoriMori1992 , clearly you and I are have seen different spiders

  • @kennyx221
    @kennyx221 6 лет назад +434

    ''Fellow americans, lets get ROOOOOOOOIIIIIIGHT......''

  • @powercouch1845
    @powercouch1845 6 лет назад +204

    you can tell hes the main character by his epuc scars

    • @MrDyl666
      @MrDyl666 6 лет назад +20

      Power Couch so many characters with edgy scars

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 6 лет назад +3

      Everyone is covered in scars.

    • @ngmajora6986
      @ngmajora6986 6 лет назад +21

      YOU WANNA KNOW HOW HE GOT THESE SCARS?

    • @guyname8760
      @guyname8760 6 лет назад

      And everyone knows the man with scars is always the main characters

    • @northerntoe
      @northerntoe 6 лет назад

      NGMajora I’m guessing manhax

  • @AdThe1st
    @AdThe1st 5 лет назад +47

    Your American accent is pretty good tbf, you've such a strong accent so was expecting it to be worse.

  • @user-jm8ri8kb4k
    @user-jm8ri8kb4k 4 года назад +5

    Michael:you fucked up my face
    Half life 2:you fucked up my lore

  • @Alandus64
    @Alandus64 6 лет назад +252

    an identity so secret that he blurred the black silhouette of his face

  • @andyenglish4303
    @andyenglish4303 6 лет назад +198

    "Let's save your friends from spiders with vaginas"

    • @IREQUIREFLESH
      @IREQUIREFLESH 6 лет назад +1

      Ben English I know that line is fucking stupid but what's he trying to describe the hunters or strikers?

    • @TheDoggyGIR
      @TheDoggyGIR 6 лет назад +10

      Joshua Munro Headcrabs.

    • @IREQUIREFLESH
      @IREQUIREFLESH 6 лет назад +2

      TheDoggyGIR thank you my good friend

    • @ryan43816
      @ryan43816 4 месяца назад

      my balls itch

  • @Kinzokugia
    @Kinzokugia Год назад +6

    "Don't worry about paying me, you've got enough on your plate."
    Devastating

  • @willow1wisp
    @willow1wisp 6 лет назад +17

    "You fucked up my face."
    I don't understand what the problem is. This is the best comedic media since Cool Cat Saves the Kids.

  • @donutthot1574
    @donutthot1574 6 лет назад +606

    Your silhouette looks like Rick Astley...

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 6 лет назад +82

      Donut Realm well we've never seen IHE and Rick Astley together in the same room

    • @deleteduser8075
      @deleteduser8075 6 лет назад +51

      Mr. TeM You better stop right there.

    • @thedeparted8390
      @thedeparted8390 6 лет назад +21

      Mr. TeM nor have we seen IHE and pyrocynical in the same room... they sound different but they have a similar lesbian shape...

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 лет назад +4

      Donut Realm EXPOSED! 😮

    • @thesamuelbutler
      @thesamuelbutler 6 лет назад +3

      He really does.

  • @CubularCreeper
    @CubularCreeper 6 лет назад +1765

    Your voice is nice for narration but not for a guy in the military lol

    • @jaradtrout140
      @jaradtrout140 6 лет назад +163

      Not all soldiers sound like have throat cancer or gargle thumb tacks.

    • @sin21ful
      @sin21ful 6 лет назад +198

      cykron even still I couldn't imagine IHE doing enemy position call-outs in a combat situation or shouting across a battlefield.
      He sounds a lot more like the posh lieutenant in the big tent telling people what to do.

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 5 лет назад +73

      @@jaradtrout140 Alex sounds too white-collar and middle class. He has a voice for BBC.

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 5 лет назад +10

      @@jaradtrout140
      Well, soldiers usually have a raspy voice because they scream a lot.

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 лет назад +11

      @@A-G-F- See British soldiers have really stiff wrists from all the strongly worded letters they send.

  • @OtakusRUs2
    @OtakusRUs2 5 лет назад +35

    I feel bad for Hideo Kojima.

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 Год назад +5

    Keemstar’s voice lines 🤦‍♂️
    Dude he’s supposed to be surrendering the entire planet over to the Combine and he sounds like he’s covering RUclipsr shade

  • @DorgeDungle
    @DorgeDungle 6 лет назад +1129

    *I didn't know you were black*

    • @deadaccdeadacc2134
      @deadaccdeadacc2134 6 лет назад +38

      Dorge Dungle *_me neither_*

    • @KimiraDreams
      @KimiraDreams 6 лет назад +16

      Best thing I've read all day.

    • @TheFranssiBrother
      @TheFranssiBrother 6 лет назад +57

      Wait.. does this mean he's Dunkey?

    • @tharixabraxis259
      @tharixabraxis259 6 лет назад +7

      He definitely is of some black descent, but I dunno... He looks a bit pale to be just black.

    • @morgantaylor7216
      @morgantaylor7216 6 лет назад +27

      Nah I betcha he’s of Puerto Rican descent

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +1467

    Wow we finially get a silhouette reveal

    • @superyes1015
      @superyes1015 6 лет назад +83

      Justin Y. We’ve had a face reveal for a while

    • @user-tg8xp4kp7g
      @user-tg8xp4kp7g 6 лет назад +32

      SuperYes101 no i dont know you're talking about. Alex has never shown his face or his real name ever.

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 6 лет назад +1

      rip

    • @buffedgreg6062
      @buffedgreg6062 6 лет назад +6

      just fuck of I see u everywhere

    • @Wander6891
      @Wander6891 6 лет назад +9

      Justin Y. It's actually footage from his session in therapy

  • @peachy1217
    @peachy1217 5 лет назад +46

    Keemstar surrendered to the Combine? Yep, sounds about right.

  • @hypsin0
    @hypsin0 5 лет назад +67

    IHE hates everything, including me. Talking to him would make me cry.

  • @marcbrightsidepoetry
    @marcbrightsidepoetry 6 лет назад +118

    So, in other words, they hired a handful of RUclipsrs as a publicity stunt, then proceeded to fart out a shameless, half-arsed interpretation of someone else's property?

  • @sakarintannoy8850
    @sakarintannoy8850 6 лет назад +603

    Originally based a mapper for this game, I was never credited because I quit early because me and Berkan ( the director ) had a large argument.
    But, that argument was the best thing of my life...
    He promised $50 per map, never received.
    Development was an unorganized mess, none of the developers got a full version of the game until released.
    Didn't know the story, didn't know there was even a Discord
    Fuck this shit.

    • @mostlyghostly6615
      @mostlyghostly6615 6 лет назад +9

      ViaLunarMiku were there any original bits you had created for it?

    • @sakarintannoy8850
      @sakarintannoy8850 6 лет назад +69

      Tako Isha quite so, Berkan ordered me to create an office building, and I have content and templates for the game. But it was never included I guess... It wasn't really finished non the less had much time or effort into it, and when we had the argument I left anyway so whatever

    • @mostlyghostly6615
      @mostlyghostly6615 6 лет назад +53

      ViaLunarMiku glad you made it out alive

    • @edgardquiroga2360
      @edgardquiroga2360 6 лет назад +20

      ViaLunarMiku I feel like I HE should see this comment....

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +2

      So you quitting caused that clusterfuck they call maps?
      Damn...

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 года назад +11

    Who the Hell publicly says "EVENTUALLY, WE WILL RISE UP AND FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE ALIENS" while surrendering to the aliens

  • @dependencyonlove8751
    @dependencyonlove8751 6 лет назад +69

    Hold on, Is this cannon now! Did Keemstar actually surrender earth to the combine?
    Is he the reason for the citadel and the enslavement of the human race in city 17?
    And is Keemstar also responsible for the horrors of nova prospeckt?

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 лет назад +8

      Alois Trancy would be very in character of Keemstar to be a horrible person in the real world too.
      Huh.

  • @thattwitalex
    @thattwitalex 6 лет назад +952

    That's not Alex, that's Rick Astley

    • @mrpancake8888
      @mrpancake8888 6 лет назад +37

      Alex Haines same person

    • @mohammedmustafa7509
      @mohammedmustafa7509 6 лет назад +2

      Doctor Monty why the fuck did u send them back to origins huh?!

    • @jimhalpert4.015
      @jimhalpert4.015 6 лет назад +3

      Never gonna give...never gonna give

    • @snukadoncic8973
      @snukadoncic8973 6 лет назад

      Alex Haines I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!!

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 6 лет назад +7

      I HATE when people give me up, let me down, run around and desert me.

  • @vocalcalibration8033
    @vocalcalibration8033 6 лет назад +183

    We live in a world where a fan game can be officially sold on a platform made by the company who created the property said fan game is based on. What a time to be alive indeed.

    • @FranciscoFJM
      @FranciscoFJM 6 лет назад +8

      Nintendo should take note...

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 6 лет назад +10

      VocalCalibration Yeah, I've been wondering about that. Why was the developer even allowed to sell this? I'd think Valve would have shot this down.

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 6 лет назад +7

      I don't think there's any actual oversight when it comes to people putting games on Steam.

    • @SakuraAngelPrincess
      @SakuraAngelPrincess 6 лет назад +2

      they paid to use the assets

    • @fanficAddict404
      @fanficAddict404 6 лет назад

      losnf jslefn I think it's because they still make off of it money, because it's sold off if steam.

  • @drabin7759
    @drabin7759 5 лет назад +31

    Plot Twist: Alex is Rick Astley (look at his shadow)

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma 3 года назад +10

    After all this time I still can't believe Keem pronounces Alien as Ehlien.

  •  6 лет назад +1409

    S P I D E R S W I T H V A G I N A S

    • @Howesenberg
      @Howesenberg 6 лет назад +63

      I'll try anything once

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 5 лет назад +7

      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Mating_plug.jpg AND...

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 5 лет назад +10

      "Is supposed to make you cry"

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 5 лет назад

      ???

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 4 года назад +5

      @@A-G-F- its so bad it makes you cry

  • @Nojah_Kruskie
    @Nojah_Kruskie 6 лет назад +95

    You would think that keemstar would at least try to sound like a real person, not an announcer.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 6 лет назад +2

      That's his normal voice, though.

    • @OreMiner64
      @OreMiner64 6 лет назад +7

      Nojah Kruskie He sounds like a fucking AI program

  • @thekeeperofsecrets9680
    @thekeeperofsecrets9680 3 года назад +5

    "For the... Elien invaders known as the Cumbine."
    ... Please forgive me...

  • @shutupsprinkles
    @shutupsprinkles 6 лет назад +128

    Maybe Black Mehza. That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

    • @ameliapaine
      @ameliapaine 6 лет назад +8

      Shut Up, Sprinkles! Anyway, this cake is great, I hope IHE got some.

    • @AquaDavie
      @AquaDavie 6 лет назад +3

      ive seen a group of 6 people simultaniosly comment the ENTIRE SONG LYRICS on I think the original video of the song.....