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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @diyab.2443
    @diyab.2443 6 лет назад +11134

    I pick my nose and eat it, and sometimes I even slop around in the mud.

  • @sega-megadeth1276
    @sega-megadeth1276 5 лет назад +914

    "If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
    -Mark Twain

  • @jayfolk
    @jayfolk 6 лет назад +2085

    The News:
    saying: "Good evening,"
    then proceeding to explain why it isn't.

    • @silvereye9327
      @silvereye9327 6 лет назад +27

      jay folk the biggest conundrum of all time!

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 6 лет назад +3

      jay folk I’ve seen that somewhere before...
      DankDoodleMemes if I’m not mistaken?

    • @allofmynope.mp4888
      @allofmynope.mp4888 6 лет назад +54

      Person 1: "Good evening"
      Person 2: Haha, not really, stay tuned to learn how going outside may lead to heart disease, tonight at 10..."

    • @Magicarpmaster
      @Magicarpmaster 6 лет назад +17

      All Of My Nope Could this everyday use item be killing you? Find out in 12 hours!

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 6 лет назад +7

      Ironic isnt it?

  • @shyweeaboo
    @shyweeaboo 6 лет назад +259

    THIS JUST IN: Popular RUclipsr "IHE" found dead in London apartment, Blue Ray copy of Little Panda Fighter found near corpse

    • @vickyfinnemore511
      @vickyfinnemore511 4 года назад

      This was actually funny

    • @hearteatrs
      @hearteatrs 4 года назад

      Ah, yes my favourite movie
      L I T T L E P A N D A F I G H T E R

  • @justin2287
    @justin2287 6 лет назад +2050

    "he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday"

  • @aortaplatinum
    @aortaplatinum 6 лет назад +359

    "That moment when you turn into a delicious berry, and you just want to eat yourself"
    *tongue noises*
    *the video cuts to an ad*
    "Depression, is a tangle of multiple symptoms, that can make you sad"

  • @michiyaslana5974
    @michiyaslana5974 6 лет назад +673

    Speaking of old people, my grandpa has discovered YT recently. He watches music videos, opera and westerns here. He has no idea who the Paul brothers are.
    ...my grandpa is a lucky bastard.

    • @magneto9210
      @magneto9210 6 лет назад +46

      I don't know who the Paul brothers are, because there are countless videos about them all over the place that all look like cheap "Drama Alert" style clickbait, and so I'm actually repulsed by the idea of clicking on them.

    • @grovepunk3520
      @grovepunk3520 6 лет назад +41

      I dressed up as Jake Paul for my niece’s halloween party. Spray painted my skin and died my hair. Only lasted 20 minutes there before a gang of a dozen preteen girls chased me around the house and tried to grab me. Now my niece hates me for not staying longer. Fuck the internet.

    • @definitelynotofficial7350
      @definitelynotofficial7350 6 лет назад +20

      Wait. WTF. Why would you ever do that?

    • @eliblack5498
      @eliblack5498 6 лет назад

      Good for him

    • @82nadie
      @82nadie 6 лет назад +10

      SilverZapper That is actually the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.

  • @tranquilitystream9908
    @tranquilitystream9908 6 лет назад +1201

    Not going to lie... Mr Corgi is actually adorable.

    • @williammeccia6475
      @williammeccia6475 6 лет назад +20

      Yesyourfaceshari shut tf up

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 6 лет назад +15

      I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I see Mr. Corgi.

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 года назад +4

      Corgi Hates Everything

    • @mosswillow4419
      @mosswillow4419 4 года назад +3

      @@Yesyourfaceshari wtf

    • @mosswillow4419
      @mosswillow4419 4 года назад +5

      @Jamie McCallum they're adorable, but sadly they shouldn't exist, they are caused by selective breeding, their legs are too short which means they don't get much exercise and get a lot of bodily problems 😭😔

  • @RustyShackleford101
    @RustyShackleford101 6 лет назад +55

    I gave up on newspapers after the Daily Mail printed an article saying "Newspapers give you cancer"

    • @terraventus4263
      @terraventus4263 6 лет назад +18

      Well, they're not wrong...

    • @tompac1044
      @tompac1044 6 лет назад +2

      Wait. Did you give up on newspapers because Daily mail is stupid, or because you listen to daily mail?

    • @RustyShackleford101
      @RustyShackleford101 6 лет назад +1

      I gave up because in that moment I realised that if a newspaper, even one as stupid as the Daily Mail, can print something that stupid, then there's no hope for humanity.

  • @Jarmonkeyman
    @Jarmonkeyman 6 лет назад +193

    The only thing I learned from this video is that you could potentially defeat an entire army using only a self-checkout machine.

    • @AndreiTache
      @AndreiTache 6 лет назад +2

      Someone should’ve told Hitler... Maybe the news wouldn’t be so bad nowadays if they were under the controll of the Natzi party xD

  • @elliot_ps420
    @elliot_ps420 6 лет назад +1572

    This video is sponsored by *D E M O N E T I Z A T I O N*

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 6 лет назад +3

      Elliot Ps 2 "HATE"??

    • @BSJINTHEHOUSE420
      @BSJINTHEHOUSE420 6 лет назад +7

      Elliot Ps 2 Nah I saw an ad so you're fake news

    • @gumball2253
      @gumball2253 6 лет назад +7

      Elliot Ps 2 *that's an oxymoron*

    • @LSFilms
      @LSFilms 6 лет назад

      it's not demonitized yet

    • @outoftime7127
      @outoftime7127 6 лет назад +2

      Elliot Ps 2 I read it as Demon Etization

  • @roseamia25ji
    @roseamia25ji 6 лет назад +153

    "RUclipsr Man apologizes for not collecting a coin on Super Mario Galaxy"
    Date: April 1st

  • @XenRiddle
    @XenRiddle 6 лет назад +118

    "A man cemented his head in a microwave for a RUclips prank." Geez, that's a Beavis and Butthead episode, not something that should've happened in real life!

    • @annme_87
      @annme_87 6 лет назад +8

      XenRiddle you're absolutely right. Even the Jackass guys would have decided that was too dumb to try.

    • @Tryaxor
      @Tryaxor 6 лет назад +2

      If I recall correctly, the youtuber was just faking it, but he committed to his act in front of the rescue team and held them for ~30 minutes, taking time from the people who actually need help. So he's still stupid, but he's fine.

    • @cheekydandos9348
      @cheekydandos9348 6 лет назад +1

      Tryaxor nah mate he literally cemented himself in a microwave with only a tube to breathe through

  • @DrizzleAnimations
    @DrizzleAnimations 6 лет назад +110

    “If I don’t understand how something works it’s horrible and it shouldn’t exist!” - The media

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 лет назад +272

    A Ralphthemoviemaker video and an IHE video on the same day? Now all we need is for YMS to upload to complete the circle.

  • @Max-dz9nd
    @Max-dz9nd 6 лет назад +84

    when you realize that IHE's head looks like a N64 controler

    • @jeffystreet
      @jeffystreet 4 года назад +5

      Holy shit it does

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 года назад +8

      Inintendo
      H64
      Econtroler

    • @deleteduser416
      @deleteduser416 3 года назад +1

      LMFAO

    • @WoodyWoodpecker19843
      @WoodyWoodpecker19843 Год назад +1

      Hahaha! It does! I wonder if he's played Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Banjo Kazooie or Banjo Tooie? They're some of the greatest Nintendo 64 games of all time!

  • @rouka120
    @rouka120 6 лет назад +262

    "Man arrested after teaching girlfriend's dog to do Nazi salute"
    Love how you laughed at Count Dankula's story xD

    • @Shiorevi
      @Shiorevi 6 лет назад +22

      Even after 2 years, we're still waiting for him to be sent off to the Gulag.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 6 лет назад +12

      He is still getting put through the ringer. Its fucked up.

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 6 лет назад +38

      Getting arrested for that is basically wasting resources from the police. He never really did anything illegal

    • @insertmemes3431
      @insertmemes3431 6 лет назад +7

      Basically violating freedom of speech...

    • @videogamebomer
      @videogamebomer 6 лет назад +4

      Insert Memes They have no freedom of speech best just fight against it happening where you live.

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 6 лет назад +699

    The way I see RUclips is lots of people want to be heard. Lots of people have nothing to say

  • @QuestionedTurkey
    @QuestionedTurkey 6 лет назад +1581

    It's an absolute treat when you upload, always makes my day a lot better :)

    • @rz4109
      @rz4109 6 лет назад +11

      That's ironic, don't you think?

    • @G.N.F462
      @G.N.F462 6 лет назад +7

      look its an upcoming internet sensation

    • @tivabunny5288
      @tivabunny5288 6 лет назад +1

      True that!

    • @volcanic9120
      @volcanic9120 6 лет назад

      2% milk
      Wtf is wrong with you?

    • @infusedwithsepticpuss
      @infusedwithsepticpuss 6 лет назад

      People who say epic and add -inator to words.

  • @oliver5900
    @oliver5900 5 лет назад +258

    News be like
    **EXiStinG cAusES cANCeR!!**

    • @wetube6513
      @wetube6513 4 года назад +2

      Do you know what grammar is?
      *News resemble like*

    • @fantasticgood5403
      @fantasticgood5403 4 года назад +11

      @Mette B yeah did you notice that anyone that ever got cancer existed

    • @pyroshrimp4073
      @pyroshrimp4073 4 года назад +8

      If you live you have a higher chance of cancer than a dead person

    • @akhonankosi4704
      @akhonankosi4704 4 года назад

      I've heard that joke from howieazy

    • @range685
      @range685 3 года назад +1

      Kinda does though

  • @GeneralTantzu
    @GeneralTantzu 6 лет назад +59

    The old media is dying a slow death, of course they attack new media like RUclips.
    Why would they want to positively promote their competition?

  • @lulub517
    @lulub517 6 лет назад +233

    “We’re told not to judge groups by a minority of people based on their actions”
    Yes! YES! This is the first time I’ve heard someone say that in years. A lot of people I’ve seen these days go to the easiest route and go “oh the whole group is horrible”

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад +1

      Uh... ethnocentrism is not a new word.

    • @awadafuk4863
      @awadafuk4863 6 лет назад +1

      'these days'?
      we've been making in-groups and out-groups for millennia

    • @mistakes9743
      @mistakes9743 6 лет назад

      Bernardo Heusi

    • @FierceMagic1
      @FierceMagic1 6 лет назад +6

      Yes! We teach it to children, but then it's like once you hit a certain age people think it's a naive mindset to have. Instead they go, "this person belongs to this group of people and therefore they are like this" - it doesn't matter if it's because of ethnicity, religion, nationality, sexuality, gender, even profession or whatever else you can think of, and if the implication is negative or positive - that always annoys me like little else does. People are individuals, not a hive mind.

  • @robinfox4440
    @robinfox4440 6 лет назад +102

    The news is for old people and mostly run by old people. I remember a channel back in my home country created a show that was meant to be "a fresh, younger take on current events." The youngest panelist was in her 30's and the loudest and most obnoxious character became spokesperson for the whole show, and he's nearly 50.

  • @Modemaye
    @Modemaye 6 лет назад +314

    When my mom comes into my room and is like "Do you know the RUclips guy in the news?"

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 лет назад +10

      LOL I watch videos so much that my whole family does this.

    • @christianemig8607
      @christianemig8607 6 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @diskdrive6113
      @diskdrive6113 5 лет назад +6

      slautrx ASMR “YoU SEeeN KAy es eye?

    • @zeldaharp4538
      @zeldaharp4538 5 лет назад +2

      Same tho

    • @_2know1
      @_2know1 4 года назад +7

      My mom once told me charging your phone next to your head causes cancer
      A 5 second google search proved she believed in clickbait/fake news

  • @user-eh1tv9pj2d
    @user-eh1tv9pj2d 6 лет назад +189

    Acually, the story about Russian bloger playing PG in church and getting arrested is 100% true. It is actually illegal to do this in Russia. But he was like "They will not REALY arrest me, it is stupid"

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 5 лет назад +9

      Well, playing phone games is not what you do in church.

    • @benchmarking6875
      @benchmarking6875 5 лет назад +37

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 but being put to prison for it?

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 5 лет назад +1

      @@benchmarking6875 yeet

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 5 лет назад +12

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 yeah in church you pray to a mythological creature

    • @sorokabeloboka8818
      @sorokabeloboka8818 4 года назад +18

      Sorry for reviving necro, but let me make this case clear for you, lads.
      He was arrested not because he was playing PG in the church, no one really cares what you do in the church, may even read your favourite harem hentai or whatever. The point is, do it quietly and don't ruin it for people who come here to pray. He was acting impolite and was basically running the ceremony for others. Saying that he was banned just for playing PG in a church is like saying "OMG! Cruel Japan banned Jake Paul out just because he filmed a dead body!". And completely ignore the way guy was acting.

  • @thatonetails2403
    @thatonetails2403 6 лет назад +165

    I was just thinking as I clicked on the video, "What if the characters like Kiteman came back?"
    Then I shat myself

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants 6 лет назад +711

    As a content creator here on this platform, I've seen and collabed with some of the most underrated channels ever. So much talent on this site, and so much great potential for high quality entertainment just like IHE. Sad that our cover girls had to be the Paul brothers.

    • @alexjonesgotthedocuments3882
      @alexjonesgotthedocuments3882 6 лет назад +5

      Yup

    • @penutbutterswiiiishh4125
      @penutbutterswiiiishh4125 6 лет назад +39

      If you're a small time RUclipsr with less than 200k subs you are pretty much just considered an annoying pest. No one gives a shit about you until you blow up, and only then are you worth a damn.

    • @assertivecunts2341
      @assertivecunts2341 6 лет назад +3

      +BanditRants love your channel mate.

    • @Reckno64
      @Reckno64 6 лет назад +5

      I feel ya man. I watch a ton of great content creators on RUclips, but everyone is gonna think Jake and Logan Paul when they think RUclips.....

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 6 лет назад +1

      Lila Darina no

  • @dangibbz1996
    @dangibbz1996 6 лет назад +64

    Dunno why, but Kite-Man screaming "childcare worker!" really cracks me up 😂

  • @vmcdonald28
    @vmcdonald28 6 лет назад +35

    Kite Man was successfully dusted. Soon, Aquaman will make a return. Then the weird cube drawing you used 3 years ago will return. Then the parkour parodies, then the unboxing parodies.

  • @SyntheticKill
    @SyntheticKill 6 лет назад +927

    I hate the news in general. It constantly reminds me how much i dislike humanity. I mean, you know my country is doomed for failure when a chicken shortage for KFC causes more outcry than what the current government has done to our NHS, economy, housing/poverty problem. Or the very future of this country which we still have no clue or idea what to do about. But yeah, let's just watch some guy chuck water in peoples faces, i'm sure that will go swimmingly with ever increasing acid attacks here as well.

    • @geebee4854
      @geebee4854 6 лет назад +31

      Britain.

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 6 лет назад +14

      Thanks, our very formal Brits.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 6 лет назад +1

      SyntheticKill well said it's just there to remind me what little hope is left on this world

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 6 лет назад +12

      in America it's fear mongering and Hysteria. And horrible jokes by news anchors.

    • @lihilevy366
      @lihilevy366 6 лет назад +12

      You know my country is doomed when my prime minister has five legal cases against him (so far), and he is still not arrested

  • @AaronGaleProductions
    @AaronGaleProductions 6 лет назад +934

    The media acts like society is so progressive but in reality we really are resistant to change. If we see something we don't understand, we demean it until overall it's rejected by the masses or seen as unfavorable. This can be applied to many things in modern society, which is why Millennials get backlash from the media to. RUclips is strange to those in "traditional media", so they pick out the worst of it while ignoring the fact that there are still good people. Good video and keep up the good work.

    • @phancoom1087
      @phancoom1087 6 лет назад +4

      I think RUclips will stay unlike the rest, most people seem to like the content creators and find this absurd.

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 6 лет назад +57

      It's like how every generation looks down on the generation after them for being morally degenerate / stupid / lazy, etc. People have been saying this since Plato's time and we'll probably end up saying the same kind of thing.

    • @mosshivenetwork117
      @mosshivenetwork117 6 лет назад +4

      But I don't want change

    • @caramel7050
      @caramel7050 6 лет назад +24

      Bookhead714
      Not entirely. Feminism is still very much needed outside of western first world societies, for example. SJWs on the other hand make me ashamed of being LGBT.

    • @caramel7050
      @caramel7050 6 лет назад +1

      Bookhead714
      Yeah, that's definitely it.

  • @cinnacakeart
    @cinnacakeart 6 лет назад +101

    On that berry clip, I got a ad for Hangman.
    Couldn't be more ironic

  • @TheUKNutter
    @TheUKNutter 6 лет назад +185

    Seriously, you don't understand. I lived with my grandparents for a month - who watch the BBC News twice a day every day - and there's always a RUclips news report/article EVERY 3 DAYS. The funny thing is that not only are these reports hilarious in that the writers have no clue what they're writing about, they indirectly tell anyone under 18 to never use RUclips at all, which is completely stupid.
    When will they ever stop talking about it?

    • @limo4607
      @limo4607 6 лет назад +2

      after the apocalypse start unless if they have radio stations

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 6 лет назад +8

      BlueDiamond One of my favourite articles that I heard during my stay was when Shane Dawson was "breaking the law" when he gave kids Oreo's during his visit to London blog. What actually happened was that in England you're not allowed to openly advertise something in any way to kids or TV in general, which ended up having his video took down; but my oh my did the news exaggerate everything, making him sound like a criminal.
      The articles I heard repeated the most was about Huniepop lmao, saying that because of these "provocative" videos that under 18's can access to, parents should keep children away from RUclips.
      The ironic part is pretty much every parent I know lets their kids use RUclips regardless. Whoever controls the news must be in their 60's.

    • @samonid4490
      @samonid4490 6 лет назад +4

      TheUKNutter i agree. completely stupid. don't tell kids not to use youtube, just tell them to be careful there IS kid friendly stuff on youtube you idiots.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 6 лет назад +3

      Samonoid I could go on the news about it, but they'd probably edit everything out.

    • @samonid4490
      @samonid4490 6 лет назад +1

      TheUKNutter LOL

  • @kiauneton7154
    @kiauneton7154 6 лет назад +165

    "Dana is off tonight. He was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday."

    • @Samuel_Hearfield
      @Samuel_Hearfield 6 лет назад +58

      Armitage Hux and the way he says it so casually makes it seem like it is no big deal. Essentially he is saying "Yea, my colleague is dead but so what, I don't care"

    • @ottifant64
      @ottifant64 6 лет назад +18

      Armitage Hux What the fuck was that?

    • @1967sluggy
      @1967sluggy 6 лет назад +30

      Ottifant It’s the news equivalent of “eats shoots and leaves”. Dana was just off that night. The man who was murdered and set on fire was a entirely different man, but the newsreader made it sound like 1 whole thing. He failed to segue in, eg: “Dana is off tonight. Now, our first story.”

    • @BeanoNintendo
      @BeanoNintendo 6 лет назад

      I think it was just a very ill-conceived joke

  • @dtphillies4219
    @dtphillies4219 6 лет назад +34

    Criminal: What are you in for?
    Count Dankula: I tought my dog to do the hitler salute

    • @TheMaarteneve
      @TheMaarteneve 6 лет назад +3

      Groempie, The Coconut Man his name is count dankula and he is a saint, you should check him out

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 6 лет назад

      Count Dankula is Great.
      Just don't follow him on Snap chat.
      Don't
      Follow
      Him
      On
      Snapchat
      DON'T

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 6 лет назад +1

      Groempie, The Coconut Man Seriously can't believe they arrested him for it. I mean, OK so he told a bad joke, fine, you were offended by it, alright I understand, but does that really deserve a freaking prison sentence!?

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 6 лет назад

      it is apparently inciting racial hatred, and the trial has been ongoing now for two years.

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 5 лет назад +32

    everyone who's ever drunk water, has died, think about it people, wake up!

  • @magicman205
    @magicman205 6 лет назад +33

    I work in the discharge unit of my city's largest hospital. Every day, I'm met with the grateful, happy smiles of patients that have been deemed well enough to finally check out and go home. Yet the TV in the discharge area is perpetually set to 24 hour news channels. It breaks my heart to see such happy people being forced to hear the angry, politically biased rants from news anchors on both sides about whatever gun control issue is happening or whatever Trump is up to.

  • @lightningproductions2442
    @lightningproductions2442 6 лет назад +79

    Holy shit kite man is back my life is complete

  • @Stamnley
    @Stamnley 6 лет назад +336

    The one about the nazi pug is a real free speech issue in scotland and it is worrying anyone was arrested for a joke. All the details aswell as the vid that started all the drama are on the count dankula channel

    • @Conquerorsmindset
      @Conquerorsmindset 6 лет назад +26

      German military marches get taken down, it’s just historical music.

    • @Tom-xl2kl
      @Tom-xl2kl 6 лет назад +73

      yeah the poor guy might go to prison for a fucking youtube video, i hope he's gonna be alright

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 6 лет назад +3

      Mr Perfect are you sarcastic or just stupid?

    • @Conquerorsmindset
      @Conquerorsmindset 6 лет назад +31

      Mate397 lol why am I stupid, a 200 year old military song shouldn’t be banned

    • @Tom-xl2kl
      @Tom-xl2kl 6 лет назад +1

      i thought you where being sarcastic, like your saying it's just historical music am i riiiiight i guess it was misunderstanding, didn't want to say anything though political discourse is fucking dumb right now.

  • @r-man4588
    @r-man4588 6 лет назад +16

    6:53 We are in a new age, the garb-age

  • @adel4735
    @adel4735 6 лет назад +325

    Hey Alex! I recently started getting into your content and went back and watched a bunch of your old comment comebacks, some of those comments are just crazy! I don't comment very often on videos, but I thought a nice, supportive comment might be nice to see once and a while. All that to say, keep up the great work! You're awsome and your conent is hilarious :)

    • @JazyyWazyy
      @JazyyWazyy 6 лет назад +13

      I'm not even IHE and this made me smile, what a nice soul!

    • @labcatdog00000
      @labcatdog00000 6 лет назад +4

      Adel have another nice commet! IHE keep up the good work, you may not upload the most frequently but that makes all of your uploads more enjoyable as you can make high quality content

    • @reed6468
      @reed6468 6 лет назад +6

      Do I hate Mars Bars

    • @kitaster1546
      @kitaster1546 6 лет назад +1

      Reed Knutson NO.

    • @bingle2484
      @bingle2484 6 лет назад +1

      Reed Knutson
      I hope not

  • @AtomekKotalke
    @AtomekKotalke 6 лет назад +44

    News: GOOD evening.
    Today somebody was MURDERED.

    • @normiex8990
      @normiex8990 6 лет назад

      more like GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!
      2 minutes later
      IN TODAYS NEWS
      A UNCLE RAPED AND MURDERED HIS 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!

  • @grimarobin9347
    @grimarobin9347 6 лет назад +22

    Kite man came back for a few second. I was oh so happy.

  • @skycladweeb5988
    @skycladweeb5988 6 лет назад +30

    The only good pieces of news I've seen about youtube may be the unjustifiably few reports on the Yogscast's Jingle Jam, and how much money it made for charities.

  • @andrewpearson1903
    @andrewpearson1903 6 лет назад +34

    The Minion meme at the end is probably the most disturbing piece of reportage in the video. Christ, that makes my blood run a little cold.

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 6 лет назад +2

      Some kid in my yr9 science lesson used Minions memes in a PowerPoint presentation about illicit chemicals. If you can feel your blood run cold, you at least know you're alive.

  • @ChaseWD
    @ChaseWD 6 лет назад +20

    KITE MAN!?!?!?! It’s been so long... I thought I’d never see him again...

    • @Pioxys
      @Pioxys 6 лет назад +1

      Now all we need is Aquaman back and our lives will be complete again.

  • @CameraShySmash
    @CameraShySmash 6 лет назад +191

    You’re one of the most negative channels on RUclips but also among the most harmless channels. I honestly love it

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid 6 лет назад +12

      He is EXTREMELY far from being one of the most negative channels honestly

  • @NoOneElseHasThisName
    @NoOneElseHasThisName 6 лет назад +19

    Dude, this is the first video I've seen of this guy and.... I FREAKING LOVE THIS GUY!

  • @Bread-TM
    @Bread-TM 6 лет назад +81

    I didn't know aquaman went to Harvard and studied cancer probability with socks!

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 6 лет назад +3

      Bread™ nah, he dropped out of Harvard to save the hate game

  • @serp3n1
    @serp3n1 6 лет назад +15

    As funny as the dog Hitler salute thing is, if you didn't know he's been in the court system for over a year now and is facing up to a year in jail
    His name is Markus Meechan, if you have any interest in it

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 6 лет назад +540

    IHE: The kiteman returns.

  • @MrRushhour4
    @MrRushhour4 6 лет назад +86

    11:10, Proof IHE does secretly love Cool Cat

  • @nickyvt2003
    @nickyvt2003 6 лет назад +83

    The way I see it the media have never (if they have they watch cat videos) watch youtube and talk about it as if they've watched millions of videos and all gave been news worthy.

  • @apophisssss80
    @apophisssss80 6 лет назад +24

    Ralph and IHE upload on my birthday? Very nice

    • @o4brothers
      @o4brothers 6 лет назад +1

      Apophis99 happy birthday

  • @paulblart8568
    @paulblart8568 6 лет назад +79

    I am really hurt that you would put Paul Blart Mall Cop on the list of bad movies on Netflix :(

  • @sparky6743
    @sparky6743 4 года назад +14

    The internet: full of many great and creative people with some genius ideas.
    The internet in the news: “a child picked up a stick and proceeded to single handedly beat the president’s wife to death, not clickbait”

  • @My_Legs_Hurt
    @My_Legs_Hurt 6 лет назад +25

    That berry is the most horrifying thing I have seen on RUclips. No other video will top it

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml 6 лет назад +238

    0:12 Almost all the news is about ducks or dying... Seems accurate to me. BBC news in a nutshell.

    • @sporech9374
      @sporech9374 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah, I've been following the BBC for a while, and they definitely aren't neutral like they're supposed to be.

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger 6 лет назад

      It's another form of clickbait, or it is clickbait

    • @yukiinuko4879
      @yukiinuko4879 6 лет назад +12

      "BREAKING: Ducks cause cancer"

    • @idrawdragonsiok8151
      @idrawdragonsiok8151 6 лет назад +7

      99.99% someone died.
      0.01% politics at any given time at least.
      100% politics during elections.

    • @jimhughon621
      @jimhughon621 6 лет назад

      Ducks

  • @galbrightperry4506
    @galbrightperry4506 6 лет назад +13

    8:17 yo that poor guy has been stuck in the courts for 2 years over a joke, his YT channel is "Count Dankula" if anyone wants to know more.

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 6 лет назад +6

      Galbright Perry Absolutely ridiculous. I don't care if it was an offensive joke, no one deserves to go to prison for that.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 6 лет назад +2

      Galbright Perry the whole "police is going to monitor our social media for our own safety" thing going on in the UK is also quite frightening

    • @JazyyWazyy
      @JazyyWazyy 6 лет назад +2

      Welcome to the world full of pussies who cant take anything.

  • @dweezildee
    @dweezildee 5 лет назад +33

    the reason why RUclips policies became insufferable

  • @amanofnoreputation2164
    @amanofnoreputation2164 6 лет назад +23

    The news is mostly conforming to existing biases, so this outlook is more or less self-perpetuating.
    People need to be reassured that their something wrong in the world, otherwise they get anxious because they're not used to things being alright. If it stops worrying for ten seconds, the brains starts banging on the side of the cranial cavity for you to give it a job to do.

  • @TeaIngyer
    @TeaIngyer 6 лет назад +106

    I love that Count Dankula came up, bless him.

    • @eisenhead
      @eisenhead 6 лет назад

      jesus christ the trial still isnt over

    • @eisenhead
      @eisenhead 6 лет назад

      im moving too britian so i only have a few months left of guns glory and being abble to say "ur mom gay" on twitter

    • @eisenhead
      @eisenhead 6 лет назад

      I will have too rape animals

    • @eisenhead
      @eisenhead 6 лет назад

      say what like its a bad thing

    • @eisenhead
      @eisenhead 6 лет назад +3

      #freeCountDankula and end the british opression of its scitizens

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 6 лет назад +209

    You're not far from 2 million subs. Keep up the work.

    • @Mega34765
      @Mega34765 6 лет назад

      MiREK yeah ihe keep it up

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 6 лет назад

      TheUltimateLifeForm16 Tristen ihe

    • @mentalhygiene1250
      @mentalhygiene1250 6 лет назад +1

      IHE is a very underrated RUclipsr. His videos are always so well made.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 лет назад

      MiREK And they will be well deserved. More so than Josh Thomas.

    • @vrabo3026
      @vrabo3026 6 лет назад

      It's interesting how being 400,000 subs doesn't seem too much from 2M subs.
      But if you're at 0 then 400,000 to 400,000 subs seems unthinkably far.. even though it's the same exact distance.

  • @kanewar2979
    @kanewar2979 2 года назад +3

    RUclips in the News is basically game journalism but with RUclipsrs

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 лет назад +184

    *CHILD-CARE WORKER*

    • @Newovar
      @Newovar 6 лет назад +5

      I thought he said *charcoal worker* (whatever that might be). Thanks for clearing that up.

  • @No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan
    @No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan 6 лет назад +135

    It would be hilarious if this was featured in the news...

    • @BlueIronsights
      @BlueIronsights 6 лет назад +22

      And they'll probably pick a part of a video which is completely irrelevant to the rest of it,with a minion and 2pistols. Headline "TOP NEWS" "A RUclipsr called I Hate Everything threatens he'll kill people if they won't love him back!"
      Fucking ridiculous xd

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 6 лет назад +2

      it should but sadly it won't

    • @TimepieceMaster
      @TimepieceMaster 6 лет назад +5

      "Awful RUclipsr 'I Hate Everything' says he hates everything, so does that mean he hates himself?"

    • @Albinary
      @Albinary 6 лет назад +2

      Popular RUclipsr slanders media outlets and threatens to murder innocent civilians after insulting multiple people!

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 лет назад +1

      Owen Brown DISGUSTING MINION LOVING MARS BAR HATING RUclipsR TALKS ABOUT THE NEWS AS IF THEY'RE NAZIS

  • @tinktink360
    @tinktink360 6 лет назад +110

    The news is highkey depressing. Always negative for the most part.

    • @drewkavi6327
      @drewkavi6327 6 лет назад +8

      long_schlong_silver >the
      That keep talk 9gag keep shit

    • @yourbrother7835
      @yourbrother7835 6 лет назад +8

      long_schlong_silver Im sorry that you don't have a social life.

    • @muddycatfish5396
      @muddycatfish5396 6 лет назад

      This channel is highkey depressing. Always negative for the most part.

  • @dorkyoin
    @dorkyoin 5 лет назад +6

    The news: "Good Evening, I'm *insert name* from *insert news station*
    Our top headline is that the world is on fire

  • @mr.benidict3810
    @mr.benidict3810 6 лет назад +202

    I HATE THE RUclips ALGORITHM

    • @thebag3429
      @thebag3429 6 лет назад +2

      Optimus prime Rib wow that hasn't been done befor

    • @ducc3430
      @ducc3430 6 лет назад

      Optimus prime Rib everyone and their mothers dog has already made videos about this

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 6 лет назад +1

      ^Not even a request, this is just him making a comment

    • @ducc3430
      @ducc3430 6 лет назад

      Ethan suomynona actually I guess that could be true lol

  • @MattSpicerYT
    @MattSpicerYT 6 лет назад +439

    When IHE posts, it's always a treat ^_^

  • @BoltActionFunTime
    @BoltActionFunTime 6 лет назад +30

    And next thing you know, IHE is in every news outlet with an article about “youtuber threatens news media” or some shit

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 5 лет назад +76

    Try to go through all the "Jacksepticeye died" stories
    Apparently he even died like 5 days ago

    • @bluesquarefreind7155
      @bluesquarefreind7155 5 лет назад +1

      Actually?

    • @eggroll3055
      @eggroll3055 5 лет назад +2

      This is so epic.

    • @fantasticgood5403
      @fantasticgood5403 4 года назад +1

      Thats very easily debunkable (is that even a word) because hes still uploading

    • @zendpixie
      @zendpixie 4 года назад +3

      @@fantasticgood5403 i- yeah?? That's what I meant

    • @maha3684
      @maha3684 4 года назад +1

      I know another RUclipsr, a6d, who died on July 2019
      The guy's alive and healthy

  • @Reckno64
    @Reckno64 6 лет назад +576

    If anyone were smart they'd take everything the media says with a grain of salt. Media is always biased to cover the interesting stuff, and for the most part, the good side of RUclips isn't "interesting" compared to Logan Paul who filmed a dead body. I'd like to think most people knew not to make such rash assumptions, but you know.....the real world is stupid. :(
    I'll continue pushing for the great content on RUclips and point out the good side of this platform for the masses to see. :)

    • @charion1234
      @charion1234 6 лет назад +14

      Reckno64 Eh I agree with the video, it's competition so they hate it. That's the only reason.

    • @krispykrep912
      @krispykrep912 6 лет назад +3

      I think media = politics

    • @benzopicnicbasket5817
      @benzopicnicbasket5817 6 лет назад

      Reckno64 hi

    • @koopalings4life803
      @koopalings4life803 6 лет назад +5

      Damnit, the real world IS stupid....well time to retreat back to my dark room :/

    • @god5620
      @god5620 6 лет назад

      Reckno64 not in my country

  • @dankdankeryetdanker2726
    @dankdankeryetdanker2726 6 лет назад +9

    8:19 "There's this RUclipsr by the name of Count Dankula everybody should subscribe"- Alex Jones

    • @ultramarine0123
      @ultramarine0123 6 лет назад +1

      Dank, Danker, yet Danker hail daddy dankula

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 лет назад +834

    RIIIIIGHHHHT INTO THE
    _N E W S_

  • @koraichu
    @koraichu 3 года назад +4

    I looked at the "You kids want to make Minecraft RUclips Videos"
    article, and it's actually pretty good. A little bit weird here and there, but pretty alright.

  • @_-__-_6355
    @_-__-_6355 6 лет назад +20

    One of my favourite sights is seeing you upload a new video. :)

  • @the999mann
    @the999mann 6 лет назад +6

    The editing/style of these IHE videos get better with each new release.

  • @gramursowanfaborden5820
    @gramursowanfaborden5820 6 лет назад +23

    8:17 ayyy Count Dankula FTW. that trial is still ongoing by the way, after two years.

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 6 лет назад +2

      Their justice system is petty and pathetic if they arrest a man over a joke.

    • @alexiskinessa
      @alexiskinessa 6 лет назад

      Lol that's....kinda cool ...the dog...not the sentences

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 6 лет назад

      it's not the justice system that's the problem, the justice system is having trouble figuring out what to do with the case, which is why it's been going on for so long.
      what the hell is your problem Zio?

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 6 лет назад

      Mikail Elchanovanich
      It’s not the judge, it’s the prosecution trying to get Dankula or his girlfriend to squeal out a confession to end the trial.

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 6 лет назад

      and therefore, the judge(s) can't close the case, and doesn't know what to do.

  • @you_just
    @you_just 6 лет назад +12

    "It makes a pooping butt out of you and I."
    -IHE 2018

  • @duoreview7492
    @duoreview7492 6 лет назад +62

    Why did RUclips not send this to my sub feed? If I hadn't seen this on Twitter, then I wouldn't have even gotten this video.

    • @LasagaMan
      @LasagaMan 6 лет назад +1

      they effectivly censored it's search an discovery

    • @mittensfastpaw
      @mittensfastpaw 6 лет назад +5

      RUclips never puts a majority of my subscribed channels into my feed with new videos. Yet it is spammed with garbage like the Late Night Show or even Logan Paul. All fucking crap I never stinking watch! That or 400 of the same damn videos from the same channel I just watched despite already having watched them all a long time ago.

    • @bingle2484
      @bingle2484 6 лет назад +1

      Because it has "I hate youtube" in the title

    • @KrystalLioness
      @KrystalLioness 6 лет назад

      Everytime RUclips updates, it messes with my notifications. Gotta go back and change them.

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 6 лет назад

      It was on my RUclips frontpage, so idk.

  • @Kinsley_XD
    @Kinsley_XD 6 лет назад +23

    When I hear news I think of big dollar signs flying all over the place

  • @TheJum
    @TheJum 6 лет назад +47

    Count Dancula is the guy who taught his girlfriend’s pug to do Nazi salutes.
    Hilarious guy. He even prefaces the video with how it’s a joke done just to annoy his girlfriend. He is in absolutely no way a Nazi, and I hope he can beat the charges when his case finally gets to court.
    Check him out. He is hilarious, but also Scottish so...might need a minute to understand what the f*ck he is actually saying.

    • @Stef-il9wu
      @Stef-il9wu 6 лет назад +5

      I didn't even know that was illegal. Crazy stuff. If he announced that it was a joke, it's crazy to think he can get in trouble for it. Hopefully he beats the charges.

    • @akhijannunhal-kavit149
      @akhijannunhal-kavit149 6 лет назад +6

      >Scotland actually performs arrests from RUclips videos

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 6 лет назад +3

      Stefani G
      It’s only illegal if it’s deemed “Hate speech” which in the legality of Scotland is subjective, and can encompass anything depending on the person who reports the speech as hateful.
      Which is why any country that has Hate speech laws has no freedom of speech for its citizens, as Hate speech cannot be strictly defined, it can encompass anything and can be abused by political parties to quell opposition.

  • @dustinstuhler4614
    @dustinstuhler4614 4 года назад +7

    RUclipsr: donates their entire credit card to a charity
    The news: yeah, but this one other dude tripped someone, so we're gonna talk about that

  • @ineedtoyell
    @ineedtoyell 6 лет назад +22

    I hear you. You Tube has changed a lot since my brother and I started here in 2007. I still "watch" You Tube, but I don't make silly videos any more. My brother's channel was a basic tutorial on DIY 3D graphics. Don't look at mine unless you are very masochistic and in need of a verbal flogging. Since that time You Tube isn't the like the old community any more, too much commercialized with paid videos. Even CBS sells Stephen Colbert on You Tube. I never sold commercial spots on mine... although I image "they" are selling them now. I agree with you, I hate how the media abuses and disrespects You Tube. I also miss the way it was 10 years ago, long before Google got its claws into it.

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 6 лет назад +15

    Remember that one time a New Zealand news station used part of your video for their story about 4chan?

    • @Jaketastic_
      @Jaketastic_ 6 лет назад +1

      Anthony Hiebert I sometimes hate my country.....

  • @isverydumb
    @isverydumb 6 лет назад +49

    ok we need more sketches like the army part

  • @srtophat9917
    @srtophat9917 5 лет назад +218

    BREAKING NEWS: IHE gets murdered by Cool Cat, then IHE got yeeted off a cliff, then dies again.
    FOX News in a nutshell

    • @tiruliru1189
      @tiruliru1189 4 года назад +4

      Fuck FOX. IHE and RUclips are better than FOX, News and TV.

    • @tiruliru1189
      @tiruliru1189 4 года назад +5

      Moral of the story:
      Never watch FOX nor News.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 года назад +6

      I mean FOX gets a lot of shit but the alternatives are literally just as bad whether it comes to misinformation (CNN and MSNBC) or just being plain boring.
      Also your comment made no sense.

    • @jaykeats2322
      @jaykeats2322 4 года назад

      @@tiruliru1189 o

    • @dylansmith5206
      @dylansmith5206 3 года назад +1

      @Westin Yeah Fuck CNN!!
      And fuck NBC!! Fuck CBS!! Fuck ABC!!
      And fuck all news sources!!
      We all would be better off with them gone.

  • @HnTr_VDH
    @HnTr_VDH 6 лет назад +23

    im so utterly confused with the clip at 2:55 Why is Rob Schneider on the laptop screen? is that his head popping out the back? Is the laptop screen even real? Why is that man giving Rob Schneider a thumbs up? Can Rob Schneider _do it?_

  • @tko4051
    @tko4051 6 лет назад +33

    "Dana is off tonight. He was Murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday"... Oh that's no good, hopefully Dana is back on Monday. :) (smiley face)

  • @hexoskeleton
    @hexoskeleton 6 лет назад +6

    The weird thing is, a couple years ago this video would have me rilled up in support of RUclips. But now, with everything that’s happened, I can’t bring myself to stand up for this platform anymore. All these are valid and true points to make, but what use is it if no body cares? Not even we care! We need to fix our shit in a major way.

  • @jamesroby1948
    @jamesroby1948 5 лет назад +68

    Whenever my grandma says something racist, or don't understand technology she blames it on how she didn't do well in school.

    • @leonlawson2196
      @leonlawson2196 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 4 года назад +6

      seems valid to me

    • @tortillachips0
      @tortillachips0 4 года назад +5

      That's because she never went to school, she just existed to waste time

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 4 года назад +5

      It'd be more realistic to blame it on the environment she grew up in.

    • @hany_alt
      @hany_alt 4 года назад +2

      randomguy6679
      I hate those people

  • @bareltroll
    @bareltroll 6 лет назад +21

    As a russian, i can say that “youtuber convicted for playing pokemon go in church” is not clickbait. This is actually true and quite fucked up.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 6 лет назад +3

      bareltroll Oh fuck off.

    • @grovepunk3520
      @grovepunk3520 6 лет назад +2

      Are you the nigga that hacked the election ?

    • @theinternetisokayy469
      @theinternetisokayy469 6 лет назад

      Oh How is it fucked up? It's a fucking building, sure Pokemon go is a shitty game but it's not mom that church is where Jesus was fucking born.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 6 лет назад +2

      Z1LL4 JR There's nothing wrong with playing games in church. Even I would, it's that boring. Besides in Pokemon GO you have to go to certain locations to catch certain pokemon

  • @ieatpanadol1548
    @ieatpanadol1548 6 лет назад +23

    Kite man finally reappeared!

  • @sonahbribe5225
    @sonahbribe5225 6 лет назад +8

    The dude at 8:17 has a YT channel called Count Dankula, he's been on that trial for almost two years

  • @eyeseedee
    @eyeseedee 5 лет назад +16

    10:57
    Why do I see Paul Blart in there?

  • @RTRFelix
    @RTRFelix 6 лет назад +425

    I'm from Germany and its not different here :(

    • @barrelpewdiepiesoldbestfri4826
      @barrelpewdiepiesoldbestfri4826 6 лет назад +3

      Retro Gaming ist so

    • @imnotapollo4188
      @imnotapollo4188 6 лет назад +21

      Retro Gaming
      You guys have it worse, you don't have the right to freedom of speech.

    • @RedSnX
      @RedSnX 6 лет назад +8

      ImNotApollo well we can say waht we want tho haha

    • @776Mine
      @776Mine 6 лет назад +1

      same goes for ur left neighboor

    • @imnotapollo4188
      @imnotapollo4188 6 лет назад +18

      Akuma-Minz
      Everything except "hate-speech".
      If you get arrested for saying something, then that's not freedom of speech.

  • @OpgevoedeBarbaar
    @OpgevoedeBarbaar 6 лет назад +20

    *An actual good video in my recommended*
    Me: WHAT IS THIS?

    • @officialpennsyjoe
      @officialpennsyjoe 6 лет назад

      Sgt.Eastwood is that profile picture the face of a child getting raped from the ass? I find this hilarious.

    • @officialpennsyjoe
      @officialpennsyjoe 6 лет назад

      Look up Bolbi memes and you will understand my friend.

  • @ApoLk_
    @ApoLk_ 6 лет назад +33

    If You are a Big youtube, and do something a little bit wrong, the media will take it and magnify as much as possible.

    • @nothingtoseehere9648
      @nothingtoseehere9648 6 лет назад +4

      because MONEY!!!

    • @MrKrack-ri8ix
      @MrKrack-ri8ix 6 лет назад +2

      Cinfoni Ender - So true!

    • @inderpreetsingh7429
      @inderpreetsingh7429 6 лет назад +1

      Cinfoni Ender *clicks*

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 лет назад

      Or if you're small, apparently.
      Please keep my "Scaramouche Whips Out His Talking Penis" away from the Daily Mail, I don't need my shitposts to be strawmanned.

    • @RandomizationE
      @RandomizationE 6 лет назад +1

      I guess that's why people think Obama is a terrorist.

  • @worlds1ep3enthusiast92
    @worlds1ep3enthusiast92 5 лет назад +19

    1902: in 2019 we'll have people filming dead bodies and electrifying dead rats
    2019: flying cars