"That moment when you turn into a delicious berry, and you just want to eat yourself" *tongue noises* *the video cuts to an ad* "Depression, is a tangle of multiple symptoms, that can make you sad"
Speaking of old people, my grandpa has discovered YT recently. He watches music videos, opera and westerns here. He has no idea who the Paul brothers are. ...my grandpa is a lucky bastard.
I don't know who the Paul brothers are, because there are countless videos about them all over the place that all look like cheap "Drama Alert" style clickbait, and so I'm actually repulsed by the idea of clicking on them.
I dressed up as Jake Paul for my niece’s halloween party. Spray painted my skin and died my hair. Only lasted 20 minutes there before a gang of a dozen preteen girls chased me around the house and tried to grab me. Now my niece hates me for not staying longer. Fuck the internet.
@Jamie McCallum they're adorable, but sadly they shouldn't exist, they are caused by selective breeding, their legs are too short which means they don't get much exercise and get a lot of bodily problems 😭😔
"A man cemented his head in a microwave for a RUclips prank." Geez, that's a Beavis and Butthead episode, not something that should've happened in real life!
If I recall correctly, the youtuber was just faking it, but he committed to his act in front of the rescue team and held them for ~30 minutes, taking time from the people who actually need help. So he's still stupid, but he's fine.
I gave up because in that moment I realised that if a newspaper, even one as stupid as the Daily Mail, can print something that stupid, then there's no hope for humanity.
Kite Man was successfully dusted. Soon, Aquaman will make a return. Then the weird cube drawing you used 3 years ago will return. Then the parkour parodies, then the unboxing parodies.
The media acts like society is so progressive but in reality we really are resistant to change. If we see something we don't understand, we demean it until overall it's rejected by the masses or seen as unfavorable. This can be applied to many things in modern society, which is why Millennials get backlash from the media to. RUclips is strange to those in "traditional media", so they pick out the worst of it while ignoring the fact that there are still good people. Good video and keep up the good work.
It's like how every generation looks down on the generation after them for being morally degenerate / stupid / lazy, etc. People have been saying this since Plato's time and we'll probably end up saying the same kind of thing.
Bookhead714 Not entirely. Feminism is still very much needed outside of western first world societies, for example. SJWs on the other hand make me ashamed of being LGBT.
Hahaha! It does! I wonder if he's played Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Banjo Kazooie or Banjo Tooie? They're some of the greatest Nintendo 64 games of all time!
The news is for old people and mostly run by old people. I remember a channel back in my home country created a show that was meant to be "a fresh, younger take on current events." The youngest panelist was in her 30's and the loudest and most obnoxious character became spokesperson for the whole show, and he's nearly 50.
Hey Alex! I recently started getting into your content and went back and watched a bunch of your old comment comebacks, some of those comments are just crazy! I don't comment very often on videos, but I thought a nice, supportive comment might be nice to see once and a while. All that to say, keep up the great work! You're awsome and your conent is hilarious :)
Adel have another nice commet! IHE keep up the good work, you may not upload the most frequently but that makes all of your uploads more enjoyable as you can make high quality content
As a content creator here on this platform, I've seen and collabed with some of the most underrated channels ever. So much talent on this site, and so much great potential for high quality entertainment just like IHE. Sad that our cover girls had to be the Paul brothers.
If you're a small time RUclipsr with less than 200k subs you are pretty much just considered an annoying pest. No one gives a shit about you until you blow up, and only then are you worth a damn.
Armitage Hux and the way he says it so casually makes it seem like it is no big deal. Essentially he is saying "Yea, my colleague is dead but so what, I don't care"
Ottifant It’s the news equivalent of “eats shoots and leaves”. Dana was just off that night. The man who was murdered and set on fire was a entirely different man, but the newsreader made it sound like 1 whole thing. He failed to segue in, eg: “Dana is off tonight. Now, our first story.”
“We’re told not to judge groups by a minority of people based on their actions” Yes! YES! This is the first time I’ve heard someone say that in years. A lot of people I’ve seen these days go to the easiest route and go “oh the whole group is horrible”
Yes! We teach it to children, but then it's like once you hit a certain age people think it's a naive mindset to have. Instead they go, "this person belongs to this group of people and therefore they are like this" - it doesn't matter if it's because of ethnicity, religion, nationality, sexuality, gender, even profession or whatever else you can think of, and if the implication is negative or positive - that always annoys me like little else does. People are individuals, not a hive mind.
Acually, the story about Russian bloger playing PG in church and getting arrested is 100% true. It is actually illegal to do this in Russia. But he was like "They will not REALY arrest me, it is stupid"
Sorry for reviving necro, but let me make this case clear for you, lads. He was arrested not because he was playing PG in the church, no one really cares what you do in the church, may even read your favourite harem hentai or whatever. The point is, do it quietly and don't ruin it for people who come here to pray. He was acting impolite and was basically running the ceremony for others. Saying that he was banned just for playing PG in a church is like saying "OMG! Cruel Japan banned Jake Paul out just because he filmed a dead body!". And completely ignore the way guy was acting.
Some kid in my yr9 science lesson used Minions memes in a PowerPoint presentation about illicit chemicals. If you can feel your blood run cold, you at least know you're alive.
The one about the nazi pug is a real free speech issue in scotland and it is worrying anyone was arrested for a joke. All the details aswell as the vid that started all the drama are on the count dankula channel
i thought you where being sarcastic, like your saying it's just historical music am i riiiiight i guess it was misunderstanding, didn't want to say anything though political discourse is fucking dumb right now.
The only good pieces of news I've seen about youtube may be the unjustifiably few reports on the Yogscast's Jingle Jam, and how much money it made for charities.
I work in the discharge unit of my city's largest hospital. Every day, I'm met with the grateful, happy smiles of patients that have been deemed well enough to finally check out and go home. Yet the TV in the discharge area is perpetually set to 24 hour news channels. It breaks my heart to see such happy people being forced to hear the angry, politically biased rants from news anchors on both sides about whatever gun control issue is happening or whatever Trump is up to.
It's interesting how being 400,000 subs doesn't seem too much from 2M subs. But if you're at 0 then 400,000 to 400,000 subs seems unthinkably far.. even though it's the same exact distance.
Groempie, The Coconut Man Seriously can't believe they arrested him for it. I mean, OK so he told a bad joke, fine, you were offended by it, alright I understand, but does that really deserve a freaking prison sentence!?
Seriously, you don't understand. I lived with my grandparents for a month - who watch the BBC News twice a day every day - and there's always a RUclips news report/article EVERY 3 DAYS. The funny thing is that not only are these reports hilarious in that the writers have no clue what they're writing about, they indirectly tell anyone under 18 to never use RUclips at all, which is completely stupid. When will they ever stop talking about it?
BlueDiamond One of my favourite articles that I heard during my stay was when Shane Dawson was "breaking the law" when he gave kids Oreo's during his visit to London blog. What actually happened was that in England you're not allowed to openly advertise something in any way to kids or TV in general, which ended up having his video took down; but my oh my did the news exaggerate everything, making him sound like a criminal. The articles I heard repeated the most was about Huniepop lmao, saying that because of these "provocative" videos that under 18's can access to, parents should keep children away from RUclips. The ironic part is pretty much every parent I know lets their kids use RUclips regardless. Whoever controls the news must be in their 60's.
TheUKNutter i agree. completely stupid. don't tell kids not to use youtube, just tell them to be careful there IS kid friendly stuff on youtube you idiots.
The way I see it the media have never (if they have they watch cat videos) watch youtube and talk about it as if they've watched millions of videos and all gave been news worthy.
In high school, I had an English teacher say "Every person on RUclips is an obnoxious, narcissistic piece of human garbage.", and I think that tells you enough.
And they'll probably pick a part of a video which is completely irrelevant to the rest of it,with a minion and 2pistols. Headline "TOP NEWS" "A RUclipsr called I Hate Everything threatens he'll kill people if they won't love him back!" Fucking ridiculous xd
The internet: full of many great and creative people with some genius ideas. The internet in the news: “a child picked up a stick and proceeded to single handedly beat the president’s wife to death, not clickbait”
If anyone were smart they'd take everything the media says with a grain of salt. Media is always biased to cover the interesting stuff, and for the most part, the good side of RUclips isn't "interesting" compared to Logan Paul who filmed a dead body. I'd like to think most people knew not to make such rash assumptions, but you know.....the real world is stupid. :( I'll continue pushing for the great content on RUclips and point out the good side of this platform for the masses to see. :)
As funny as the dog Hitler salute thing is, if you didn't know he's been in the court system for over a year now and is facing up to a year in jail His name is Markus Meechan, if you have any interest in it
IHE, I love you dude!! You are my favorite You Tuber, and one of the best on the platform! I've died repeatedly on this video, LOL! Pretty crazy that I was sorta triggered when I first watched one of your videos back in the day, now i quite LITERALLY crave them. Keep up the good work man, I LOVE these high quality HIGH effort videos. Every time I click I know its going to be top notch.
RUclips never puts a majority of my subscribed channels into my feed with new videos. Yet it is spammed with garbage like the Late Night Show or even Logan Paul. All fucking crap I never stinking watch! That or 400 of the same damn videos from the same channel I just watched despite already having watched them all a long time ago.
"Dana is off tonight. He was Murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday"... Oh that's no good, hopefully Dana is back on Monday. :) (smiley face)
I hear you. You Tube has changed a lot since my brother and I started here in 2007. I still "watch" You Tube, but I don't make silly videos any more. My brother's channel was a basic tutorial on DIY 3D graphics. Don't look at mine unless you are very masochistic and in need of a verbal flogging. Since that time You Tube isn't the like the old community any more, too much commercialized with paid videos. Even CBS sells Stephen Colbert on You Tube. I never sold commercial spots on mine... although I image "they" are selling them now. I agree with you, I hate how the media abuses and disrespects You Tube. I also miss the way it was 10 years ago, long before Google got its claws into it.
it's not the justice system that's the problem, the justice system is having trouble figuring out what to do with the case, which is why it's been going on for so long. what the hell is your problem Zio?
The news is mostly conforming to existing biases, so this outlook is more or less self-perpetuating. People need to be reassured that their something wrong in the world, otherwise they get anxious because they're not used to things being alright. If it stops worrying for ten seconds, the brains starts banging on the side of the cranial cavity for you to give it a job to do.
Count Dancula is the guy who taught his girlfriend’s pug to do Nazi salutes. Hilarious guy. He even prefaces the video with how it’s a joke done just to annoy his girlfriend. He is in absolutely no way a Nazi, and I hope he can beat the charges when his case finally gets to court. Check him out. He is hilarious, but also Scottish so...might need a minute to understand what the f*ck he is actually saying.
I didn't even know that was illegal. Crazy stuff. If he announced that it was a joke, it's crazy to think he can get in trouble for it. Hopefully he beats the charges.
Stefani G It’s only illegal if it’s deemed “Hate speech” which in the legality of Scotland is subjective, and can encompass anything depending on the person who reports the speech as hateful. Which is why any country that has Hate speech laws has no freedom of speech for its citizens, as Hate speech cannot be strictly defined, it can encompass anything and can be abused by political parties to quell opposition.
im so utterly confused with the clip at 2:55 Why is Rob Schneider on the laptop screen? is that his head popping out the back? Is the laptop screen even real? Why is that man giving Rob Schneider a thumbs up? Can Rob Schneider _do it?_
Videos like this are highest, top-end quality content that made me fall in love with youtube and stay around. You honestly might be the most talented person on the platform at making RUclips content, its absolutely astounding. I get the same feeling watching your videos as I get when watching my favorite movies of all time... You are as talented at youtube as any director has ever been, and I hope you feel the same way.
With your animated sections of this video we could be one step closer to becoming the ULTIMATE English animated youtube duo like bat man and robin but the cartoon show... and British? alright we would be like that one "only fools and horses sketch" where they are dressed as batman and robin. IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL While I'm here....wanna buy a car? Ill give you a good deal.
Z1LL4 JR There's nothing wrong with playing games in church. Even I would, it's that boring. Besides in Pokemon GO you have to go to certain locations to catch certain pokemon
I pick my nose and eat it, and sometimes I even slop around in the mud.
Gross!
DaDerp Bunny
omg X'D
Why is this pinned
same
Pug Life because Alex is a sneaky little slimer himself
"That moment when you turn into a delicious berry, and you just want to eat yourself"
*tongue noises*
*the video cuts to an ad*
"Depression, is a tangle of multiple symptoms, that can make you sad"
The News:
saying: "Good evening,"
then proceeding to explain why it isn't.
jay folk the biggest conundrum of all time!
jay folk I’ve seen that somewhere before...
DankDoodleMemes if I’m not mistaken?
Person 1: "Good evening"
Person 2: Haha, not really, stay tuned to learn how going outside may lead to heart disease, tonight at 10..."
All Of My Nope Could this everyday use item be killing you? Find out in 12 hours!
Ironic isnt it?
THIS JUST IN: Popular RUclipsr "IHE" found dead in London apartment, Blue Ray copy of Little Panda Fighter found near corpse
This was actually funny
Ah, yes my favourite movie
L I T T L E P A N D A F I G H T E R
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
-Mark Twain
@@teeraxgaming would you rather know nothing about everything or know about everything, but it's wrong?
That’s just dumb
"dont trust quotes on the internet"- Benjamin Franklin
That's deep...
Being misinformed is being uninformed. If you know nothing but wrong things you know nothing.
"he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday"
NEWS EVERYONE!
The casual day
He said it so casually
Is that real
@@callmecharlie37 I hope not rest in piece if so
Speaking of old people, my grandpa has discovered YT recently. He watches music videos, opera and westerns here. He has no idea who the Paul brothers are.
...my grandpa is a lucky bastard.
I don't know who the Paul brothers are, because there are countless videos about them all over the place that all look like cheap "Drama Alert" style clickbait, and so I'm actually repulsed by the idea of clicking on them.
I dressed up as Jake Paul for my niece’s halloween party. Spray painted my skin and died my hair. Only lasted 20 minutes there before a gang of a dozen preteen girls chased me around the house and tried to grab me. Now my niece hates me for not staying longer. Fuck the internet.
Wait. WTF. Why would you ever do that?
Good for him
SilverZapper That is actually the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
It's an absolute treat when you upload, always makes my day a lot better :)
That's ironic, don't you think?
look its an upcoming internet sensation
True that!
2% milk
Wtf is wrong with you?
People who say epic and add -inator to words.
Not going to lie... Mr Corgi is actually adorable.
Yesyourfaceshari shut tf up
I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I see Mr. Corgi.
Corgi Hates Everything
@@Yesyourfaceshari wtf
@Jamie McCallum they're adorable, but sadly they shouldn't exist, they are caused by selective breeding, their legs are too short which means they don't get much exercise and get a lot of bodily problems 😭😔
“If I don’t understand how something works it’s horrible and it shouldn’t exist!” - The media
This video is sponsored by *D E M O N E T I Z A T I O N*
Elliot Ps 2 "HATE"??
Elliot Ps 2 Nah I saw an ad so you're fake news
Elliot Ps 2 *that's an oxymoron*
it's not demonitized yet
Elliot Ps 2 I read it as Demon Etization
When my mom comes into my room and is like "Do you know the RUclips guy in the news?"
LOL I watch videos so much that my whole family does this.
Same
slautrx ASMR “YoU SEeeN KAy es eye?
Same tho
My mom once told me charging your phone next to your head causes cancer
A 5 second google search proved she believed in clickbait/fake news
The only thing I learned from this video is that you could potentially defeat an entire army using only a self-checkout machine.
Someone should’ve told Hitler... Maybe the news wouldn’t be so bad nowadays if they were under the controll of the Natzi party xD
"Man arrested after teaching girlfriend's dog to do Nazi salute"
Love how you laughed at Count Dankula's story xD
Even after 2 years, we're still waiting for him to be sent off to the Gulag.
He is still getting put through the ringer. Its fucked up.
Getting arrested for that is basically wasting resources from the police. He never really did anything illegal
Basically violating freedom of speech...
Insert Memes They have no freedom of speech best just fight against it happening where you live.
A Ralphthemoviemaker video and an IHE video on the same day? Now all we need is for YMS to upload to complete the circle.
The holy trinity
the devils triad
Speedo wagono
High brow trio of destruction and doom.
Are you omniscient?
"RUclipsr Man apologizes for not collecting a coin on Super Mario Galaxy"
Date: April 1st
@@tahnis_walart Wrong RUclipsr.
What’s the video?
Just a guy it’s a Peanut Butter Gamer video, idk
Nico bbq
"A man cemented his head in a microwave for a RUclips prank." Geez, that's a Beavis and Butthead episode, not something that should've happened in real life!
XenRiddle you're absolutely right. Even the Jackass guys would have decided that was too dumb to try.
If I recall correctly, the youtuber was just faking it, but he committed to his act in front of the rescue team and held them for ~30 minutes, taking time from the people who actually need help. So he's still stupid, but he's fine.
Tryaxor nah mate he literally cemented himself in a microwave with only a tube to breathe through
I gave up on newspapers after the Daily Mail printed an article saying "Newspapers give you cancer"
Well, they're not wrong...
Wait. Did you give up on newspapers because Daily mail is stupid, or because you listen to daily mail?
I gave up because in that moment I realised that if a newspaper, even one as stupid as the Daily Mail, can print something that stupid, then there's no hope for humanity.
Kite Man was successfully dusted. Soon, Aquaman will make a return. Then the weird cube drawing you used 3 years ago will return. Then the parkour parodies, then the unboxing parodies.
News be like
**EXiStinG cAusES cANCeR!!**
Do you know what grammar is?
*News resemble like*
@Mette B yeah did you notice that anyone that ever got cancer existed
If you live you have a higher chance of cancer than a dead person
I've heard that joke from howieazy
Kinda does though
The way I see RUclips is lots of people want to be heard. Lots of people have nothing to say
Brilliant idea
Brilliant yesss thats me!
@Brilliant agreed
This is how my twitter feels
bloody brilliant
Holy shit kite man is back my life is complete
The media acts like society is so progressive but in reality we really are resistant to change. If we see something we don't understand, we demean it until overall it's rejected by the masses or seen as unfavorable. This can be applied to many things in modern society, which is why Millennials get backlash from the media to. RUclips is strange to those in "traditional media", so they pick out the worst of it while ignoring the fact that there are still good people. Good video and keep up the good work.
I think RUclips will stay unlike the rest, most people seem to like the content creators and find this absurd.
It's like how every generation looks down on the generation after them for being morally degenerate / stupid / lazy, etc. People have been saying this since Plato's time and we'll probably end up saying the same kind of thing.
But I don't want change
Bookhead714
Not entirely. Feminism is still very much needed outside of western first world societies, for example. SJWs on the other hand make me ashamed of being LGBT.
Bookhead714
Yeah, that's definitely it.
when you realize that IHE's head looks like a N64 controler
Holy shit it does
Inintendo
H64
Econtroler
LMFAO
Hahaha! It does! I wonder if he's played Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Banjo Kazooie or Banjo Tooie? They're some of the greatest Nintendo 64 games of all time!
I was just thinking as I clicked on the video, "What if the characters like Kiteman came back?"
Then I shat myself
Sonic, eh?
Sonic E H?
Sonic, eh?
Eh? Sonic?
The news is for old people and mostly run by old people. I remember a channel back in my home country created a show that was meant to be "a fresh, younger take on current events." The youngest panelist was in her 30's and the loudest and most obnoxious character became spokesperson for the whole show, and he's nearly 50.
Hey Alex! I recently started getting into your content and went back and watched a bunch of your old comment comebacks, some of those comments are just crazy! I don't comment very often on videos, but I thought a nice, supportive comment might be nice to see once and a while. All that to say, keep up the great work! You're awsome and your conent is hilarious :)
I'm not even IHE and this made me smile, what a nice soul!
Adel have another nice commet! IHE keep up the good work, you may not upload the most frequently but that makes all of your uploads more enjoyable as you can make high quality content
Do I hate Mars Bars
Reed Knutson NO.
Reed Knutson
I hope not
Dunno why, but Kite-Man screaming "childcare worker!" really cracks me up 😂
As a content creator here on this platform, I've seen and collabed with some of the most underrated channels ever. So much talent on this site, and so much great potential for high quality entertainment just like IHE. Sad that our cover girls had to be the Paul brothers.
Yup
If you're a small time RUclipsr with less than 200k subs you are pretty much just considered an annoying pest. No one gives a shit about you until you blow up, and only then are you worth a damn.
+BanditRants love your channel mate.
I feel ya man. I watch a ton of great content creators on RUclips, but everyone is gonna think Jake and Logan Paul when they think RUclips.....
Lila Darina no
"Dana is off tonight. He was murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday."
Armitage Hux and the way he says it so casually makes it seem like it is no big deal. Essentially he is saying "Yea, my colleague is dead but so what, I don't care"
Armitage Hux What the fuck was that?
Ottifant It’s the news equivalent of “eats shoots and leaves”. Dana was just off that night. The man who was murdered and set on fire was a entirely different man, but the newsreader made it sound like 1 whole thing. He failed to segue in, eg: “Dana is off tonight. Now, our first story.”
I think it was just a very ill-conceived joke
0:12 Almost all the news is about ducks or dying... Seems accurate to me. BBC news in a nutshell.
Yeah, I've been following the BBC for a while, and they definitely aren't neutral like they're supposed to be.
It's another form of clickbait, or it is clickbait
"BREAKING: Ducks cause cancer"
99.99% someone died.
0.01% politics at any given time at least.
100% politics during elections.
Ducks
On that berry clip, I got a ad for Hangman.
Couldn't be more ironic
Espetuber / Aquamarine FG Especially with that fucking profile pic
@@ronaldomendoza7578 yup
I got an ad for aldi
I got an ad for fruit snacks.
Kite man came back for a few second. I was oh so happy.
“We’re told not to judge groups by a minority of people based on their actions”
Yes! YES! This is the first time I’ve heard someone say that in years. A lot of people I’ve seen these days go to the easiest route and go “oh the whole group is horrible”
Uh... ethnocentrism is not a new word.
'these days'?
we've been making in-groups and out-groups for millennia
Bernardo Heusi
Yes! We teach it to children, but then it's like once you hit a certain age people think it's a naive mindset to have. Instead they go, "this person belongs to this group of people and therefore they are like this" - it doesn't matter if it's because of ethnicity, religion, nationality, sexuality, gender, even profession or whatever else you can think of, and if the implication is negative or positive - that always annoys me like little else does. People are individuals, not a hive mind.
IHE: The kiteman returns.
mrcomp When need more Kiteman.
mrcomp hej
mrcomp kiteman is dead
Dude, this is the first video I've seen of this guy and.... I FREAKING LOVE THIS GUY!
Just a grumpy britsh lad like me
The old media is dying a slow death, of course they attack new media like RUclips.
Why would they want to positively promote their competition?
You’re one of the most negative channels on RUclips but also among the most harmless channels. I honestly love it
He is EXTREMELY far from being one of the most negative channels honestly
Acually, the story about Russian bloger playing PG in church and getting arrested is 100% true. It is actually illegal to do this in Russia. But he was like "They will not REALY arrest me, it is stupid"
Well, playing phone games is not what you do in church.
@@yegorgribenuke6853 but being put to prison for it?
@@benchmarking6875 yeet
@@yegorgribenuke6853 yeah in church you pray to a mythological creature
Sorry for reviving necro, but let me make this case clear for you, lads.
He was arrested not because he was playing PG in the church, no one really cares what you do in the church, may even read your favourite harem hentai or whatever. The point is, do it quietly and don't ruin it for people who come here to pray. He was acting impolite and was basically running the ceremony for others. Saying that he was banned just for playing PG in a church is like saying "OMG! Cruel Japan banned Jake Paul out just because he filmed a dead body!". And completely ignore the way guy was acting.
everyone who's ever drunk water, has died, think about it people, wake up!
The Minion meme at the end is probably the most disturbing piece of reportage in the video. Christ, that makes my blood run a little cold.
Some kid in my yr9 science lesson used Minions memes in a PowerPoint presentation about illicit chemicals. If you can feel your blood run cold, you at least know you're alive.
The one about the nazi pug is a real free speech issue in scotland and it is worrying anyone was arrested for a joke. All the details aswell as the vid that started all the drama are on the count dankula channel
German military marches get taken down, it’s just historical music.
yeah the poor guy might go to prison for a fucking youtube video, i hope he's gonna be alright
Mr Perfect are you sarcastic or just stupid?
Mate397 lol why am I stupid, a 200 year old military song shouldn’t be banned
i thought you where being sarcastic, like your saying it's just historical music am i riiiiight i guess it was misunderstanding, didn't want to say anything though political discourse is fucking dumb right now.
Ralph and IHE upload on my birthday? Very nice
Apophis99 happy birthday
The only good pieces of news I've seen about youtube may be the unjustifiably few reports on the Yogscast's Jingle Jam, and how much money it made for charities.
I work in the discharge unit of my city's largest hospital. Every day, I'm met with the grateful, happy smiles of patients that have been deemed well enough to finally check out and go home. Yet the TV in the discharge area is perpetually set to 24 hour news channels. It breaks my heart to see such happy people being forced to hear the angry, politically biased rants from news anchors on both sides about whatever gun control issue is happening or whatever Trump is up to.
When IHE posts, it's always a treat ^_^
11:10
Matt Spicer indeed
Love your vids Matt spicer
Eiiiiiiiggghh it's Matt Spicer
I agree :)
You're not far from 2 million subs. Keep up the work.
MiREK yeah ihe keep it up
TheUltimateLifeForm16 Tristen ihe
IHE is a very underrated RUclipsr. His videos are always so well made.
MiREK And they will be well deserved. More so than Josh Thomas.
It's interesting how being 400,000 subs doesn't seem too much from 2M subs.
But if you're at 0 then 400,000 to 400,000 subs seems unthinkably far.. even though it's the same exact distance.
11:10, Proof IHE does secretly love Cool Cat
Criminal: What are you in for?
Count Dankula: I tought my dog to do the hitler salute
Groempie, The Coconut Man his name is count dankula and he is a saint, you should check him out
Count Dankula is Great.
Just don't follow him on Snap chat.
Don't
Follow
Him
On
Snapchat
DON'T
Groempie, The Coconut Man Seriously can't believe they arrested him for it. I mean, OK so he told a bad joke, fine, you were offended by it, alright I understand, but does that really deserve a freaking prison sentence!?
it is apparently inciting racial hatred, and the trial has been ongoing now for two years.
One of my favourite sights is seeing you upload a new video. :)
_-_ _-_ **Insert Lenny face**
The editing/style of these IHE videos get better with each new release.
6:53 We are in a new age, the garb-age
Seriously, you don't understand. I lived with my grandparents for a month - who watch the BBC News twice a day every day - and there's always a RUclips news report/article EVERY 3 DAYS. The funny thing is that not only are these reports hilarious in that the writers have no clue what they're writing about, they indirectly tell anyone under 18 to never use RUclips at all, which is completely stupid.
When will they ever stop talking about it?
after the apocalypse start unless if they have radio stations
BlueDiamond One of my favourite articles that I heard during my stay was when Shane Dawson was "breaking the law" when he gave kids Oreo's during his visit to London blog. What actually happened was that in England you're not allowed to openly advertise something in any way to kids or TV in general, which ended up having his video took down; but my oh my did the news exaggerate everything, making him sound like a criminal.
The articles I heard repeated the most was about Huniepop lmao, saying that because of these "provocative" videos that under 18's can access to, parents should keep children away from RUclips.
The ironic part is pretty much every parent I know lets their kids use RUclips regardless. Whoever controls the news must be in their 60's.
TheUKNutter i agree. completely stupid. don't tell kids not to use youtube, just tell them to be careful there IS kid friendly stuff on youtube you idiots.
Samonoid I could go on the news about it, but they'd probably edit everything out.
TheUKNutter LOL
That berry is the most horrifying thing I have seen on RUclips. No other video will top it
RIIIIIGHHHHT INTO THE
_N E W S_
This makes me want to go rrrrRIIIGHHHHHHT INTO THE
_N O O S E_
DammitSinged ROOOIIIIIIGGGHHHHT*
#RIPBashur
Rooooooight it's rooooooight
DammitSinged singed is gay lol
RUclips in the News is basically game journalism but with RUclipsrs
*CHILD-CARE WORKER*
I thought he said *charcoal worker* (whatever that might be). Thanks for clearing that up.
I love that Count Dankula came up, bless him.
jesus christ the trial still isnt over
im moving too britian so i only have a few months left of guns glory and being abble to say "ur mom gay" on twitter
I will have too rape animals
say what like its a bad thing
#freeCountDankula and end the british opression of its scitizens
I didn't know aquaman went to Harvard and studied cancer probability with socks!
Bread™ nah, he dropped out of Harvard to save the hate game
Try to go through all the "Jacksepticeye died" stories
Apparently he even died like 5 days ago
Actually?
This is so epic.
Thats very easily debunkable (is that even a word) because hes still uploading
@@fantasticgood5403 i- yeah?? That's what I meant
I know another RUclipsr, a6d, who died on July 2019
The guy's alive and healthy
The way I see it the media have never (if they have they watch cat videos) watch youtube and talk about it as if they've watched millions of videos and all gave been news worthy.
Yesyourfaceshari
Umm, ok?
I HATE THE RUclips ALGORITHM
Optimus prime Rib wow that hasn't been done befor
Optimus prime Rib everyone and their mothers dog has already made videos about this
^Not even a request, this is just him making a comment
Ethan suomynona actually I guess that could be true lol
When I hear news I think of big dollar signs flying all over the place
"It makes a pooping butt out of you and I."
-IHE 2018
The news is highkey depressing. Always negative for the most part.
long_schlong_silver >the
That keep talk 9gag keep shit
long_schlong_silver Im sorry that you don't have a social life.
This channel is highkey depressing. Always negative for the most part.
ok we need more sketches like the army part
I agree ;-)
KITE MAN!?!?!?! It’s been so long... I thought I’d never see him again...
Now all we need is Aquaman back and our lives will be complete again.
In high school, I had an English teacher say "Every person on RUclips is an obnoxious, narcissistic piece of human garbage.", and I think that tells you enough.
News: GOOD evening.
Today somebody was MURDERED.
more like GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!
2 minutes later
IN TODAYS NEWS
A UNCLE RAPED AND MURDERED HIS 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!
And next thing you know, IHE is in every news outlet with an article about “youtuber threatens news media” or some shit
It would be hilarious if this was featured in the news...
And they'll probably pick a part of a video which is completely irrelevant to the rest of it,with a minion and 2pistols. Headline "TOP NEWS" "A RUclipsr called I Hate Everything threatens he'll kill people if they won't love him back!"
Fucking ridiculous xd
it should but sadly it won't
"Awful RUclipsr 'I Hate Everything' says he hates everything, so does that mean he hates himself?"
Popular RUclipsr slanders media outlets and threatens to murder innocent civilians after insulting multiple people!
Owen Brown DISGUSTING MINION LOVING MARS BAR HATING RUclipsR TALKS ABOUT THE NEWS AS IF THEY'RE NAZIS
The internet: full of many great and creative people with some genius ideas.
The internet in the news: “a child picked up a stick and proceeded to single handedly beat the president’s wife to death, not clickbait”
If anyone were smart they'd take everything the media says with a grain of salt. Media is always biased to cover the interesting stuff, and for the most part, the good side of RUclips isn't "interesting" compared to Logan Paul who filmed a dead body. I'd like to think most people knew not to make such rash assumptions, but you know.....the real world is stupid. :(
I'll continue pushing for the great content on RUclips and point out the good side of this platform for the masses to see. :)
Reckno64 Eh I agree with the video, it's competition so they hate it. That's the only reason.
I think media = politics
Reckno64 hi
Damnit, the real world IS stupid....well time to retreat back to my dark room :/
Reckno64 not in my country
As funny as the dog Hitler salute thing is, if you didn't know he's been in the court system for over a year now and is facing up to a year in jail
His name is Markus Meechan, if you have any interest in it
IHE, I love you dude!! You are my favorite You Tuber, and one of the best on the platform! I've died repeatedly on this video, LOL!
Pretty crazy that I was sorta triggered when I first watched one of your videos back in the day, now i quite LITERALLY crave them. Keep up the good work man, I LOVE these high quality HIGH effort videos. Every time I click I know its going to be top notch.
Reicero stop dying immortal n3rd!!!!!
Whenever my grandma says something racist, or don't understand technology she blames it on how she didn't do well in school.
Lol
seems valid to me
That's because she never went to school, she just existed to waste time
It'd be more realistic to blame it on the environment she grew up in.
randomguy6679
I hate those people
Our lord and savior has returned
His eyebrows bigger than ever
Why did RUclips not send this to my sub feed? If I hadn't seen this on Twitter, then I wouldn't have even gotten this video.
they effectivly censored it's search an discovery
RUclips never puts a majority of my subscribed channels into my feed with new videos. Yet it is spammed with garbage like the Late Night Show or even Logan Paul. All fucking crap I never stinking watch! That or 400 of the same damn videos from the same channel I just watched despite already having watched them all a long time ago.
Because it has "I hate youtube" in the title
Everytime RUclips updates, it messes with my notifications. Gotta go back and change them.
It was on my RUclips frontpage, so idk.
I am really hurt that you would put Paul Blart Mall Cop on the list of bad movies on Netflix :(
sure... Paul Blart
Swarley751 No swearing
This is a christan sever
you are a worse actor than the real paul blart.
Perl Blert murl curp
LEAVE
RUclipsr: donates their entire credit card to a charity
The news: yeah, but this one other dude tripped someone, so we're gonna talk about that
"Dana is off tonight. He was Murdered and set on fire while celebrating his birthday"... Oh that's no good, hopefully Dana is back on Monday. :) (smiley face)
tko4051 oh god! Hahahaha 😂
Dana's a man?! When did this happen?
8:17 yo that poor guy has been stuck in the courts for 2 years over a joke, his YT channel is "Count Dankula" if anyone wants to know more.
Galbright Perry Absolutely ridiculous. I don't care if it was an offensive joke, no one deserves to go to prison for that.
Galbright Perry the whole "police is going to monitor our social media for our own safety" thing going on in the UK is also quite frightening
Welcome to the world full of pussies who cant take anything.
I hear you. You Tube has changed a lot since my brother and I started here in 2007. I still "watch" You Tube, but I don't make silly videos any more. My brother's channel was a basic tutorial on DIY 3D graphics. Don't look at mine unless you are very masochistic and in need of a verbal flogging. Since that time You Tube isn't the like the old community any more, too much commercialized with paid videos. Even CBS sells Stephen Colbert on You Tube. I never sold commercial spots on mine... although I image "they" are selling them now. I agree with you, I hate how the media abuses and disrespects You Tube. I also miss the way it was 10 years ago, long before Google got its claws into it.
the reason why RUclips policies became insufferable
8:17 ayyy Count Dankula FTW. that trial is still ongoing by the way, after two years.
Their justice system is petty and pathetic if they arrest a man over a joke.
Lol that's....kinda cool ...the dog...not the sentences
it's not the justice system that's the problem, the justice system is having trouble figuring out what to do with the case, which is why it's been going on for so long.
what the hell is your problem Zio?
Mikail Elchanovanich
It’s not the judge, it’s the prosecution trying to get Dankula or his girlfriend to squeal out a confession to end the trial.
and therefore, the judge(s) can't close the case, and doesn't know what to do.
The news is mostly conforming to existing biases, so this outlook is more or less self-perpetuating.
People need to be reassured that their something wrong in the world, otherwise they get anxious because they're not used to things being alright. If it stops worrying for ten seconds, the brains starts banging on the side of the cranial cavity for you to give it a job to do.
Count Dancula is the guy who taught his girlfriend’s pug to do Nazi salutes.
Hilarious guy. He even prefaces the video with how it’s a joke done just to annoy his girlfriend. He is in absolutely no way a Nazi, and I hope he can beat the charges when his case finally gets to court.
Check him out. He is hilarious, but also Scottish so...might need a minute to understand what the f*ck he is actually saying.
I didn't even know that was illegal. Crazy stuff. If he announced that it was a joke, it's crazy to think he can get in trouble for it. Hopefully he beats the charges.
>Scotland actually performs arrests from RUclips videos
Stefani G
It’s only illegal if it’s deemed “Hate speech” which in the legality of Scotland is subjective, and can encompass anything depending on the person who reports the speech as hateful.
Which is why any country that has Hate speech laws has no freedom of speech for its citizens, as Hate speech cannot be strictly defined, it can encompass anything and can be abused by political parties to quell opposition.
The news: "Good Evening, I'm *insert name* from *insert news station*
Our top headline is that the world is on fire
im so utterly confused with the clip at 2:55 Why is Rob Schneider on the laptop screen? is that his head popping out the back? Is the laptop screen even real? Why is that man giving Rob Schneider a thumbs up? Can Rob Schneider _do it?_
I'm from Germany and its not different here :(
Retro Gaming ist so
Retro Gaming
You guys have it worse, you don't have the right to freedom of speech.
ImNotApollo well we can say waht we want tho haha
same goes for ur left neighboor
Akuma-Minz
Everything except "hate-speech".
If you get arrested for saying something, then that's not freedom of speech.
8:19 "There's this RUclipsr by the name of Count Dankula everybody should subscribe"- Alex Jones
Dank, Danker, yet Danker hail daddy dankula
1902: in 2019 we'll have people filming dead bodies and electrifying dead rats
2019: flying cars
Remember that one time a New Zealand news station used part of your video for their story about 4chan?
Anthony Hiebert I sometimes hate my country.....
*An actual good video in my recommended*
Me: WHAT IS THIS?
Sgt.Eastwood is that profile picture the face of a child getting raped from the ass? I find this hilarious.
Look up Bolbi memes and you will understand my friend.
I actually taught my mom's German shepard to Hitler salute for treats
Pink NECROmorph just don't teach him how to get to Poland, alright?
Pink NECROmorph but you haven't been on trial for two years, or got an Alex jones shout out
Or Germany for that matter. It won't end well.
Carbanite it can't end any worse for the Germans
I taught my cat, but she forgot after a week 😂😂
Its been too long since something made me laugh; I appreciate this channel!
Videos like this are highest, top-end quality content that made me fall in love with youtube and stay around. You honestly might be the most talented person on the platform at making RUclips content, its absolutely astounding. I get the same feeling watching your videos as I get when watching my favorite movies of all time... You are as talented at youtube as any director has ever been, and I hope you feel the same way.
not all of the content on this site is high quality but other traditional media theyre tired of youtubers making more money than they are
Channels like mine make tons of content but are not recognized enough. If only someone watched my videos
With your animated sections of this video we could be one step closer to becoming the ULTIMATE English animated youtube duo like bat man and robin but the cartoon show... and British? alright we would be like that one "only fools and horses sketch" where they are dressed as batman and robin. IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL
While I'm here....wanna buy a car? Ill give you a good deal.
Ill give you tree fiddy
I'll give ye my pocket change
I'll give you 2 Crayons and a Milk
You can have my axe.
As a russian, i can say that “youtuber convicted for playing pokemon go in church” is not clickbait. This is actually true and quite fucked up.
bareltroll Oh fuck off.
Are you the nigga that hacked the election ?
Oh How is it fucked up? It's a fucking building, sure Pokemon go is a shitty game but it's not mom that church is where Jesus was fucking born.
Z1LL4 JR There's nothing wrong with playing games in church. Even I would, it's that boring. Besides in Pokemon GO you have to go to certain locations to catch certain pokemon
Thank you IHE for having so many videos to binge during quarantine!