How Would You Take Down North Korea? (The 7 Choices)

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    How Would You Take Down North Korea? (The 7 Choices)
    If you were put in charge of one mission - to take down the North Korean regime - a mission that had previously left world leaders beaten and befuddled, where failure could result in changes to the political and physical landscape for generations to come….what would you do?
    And time is of the essence here, as the longer you wait, the likelier it is for Dear Leader to complete development of nukes capable of reaching the continental US, or perhaps anywhere else in the world. Actually, according to some reports, it might already be too late.
    But whether North Korea actually fires is another question altogether. If we are to rid the world of this nefarious regime - I’m talking the regime not the people - we have to consider the options. In this video, I’ll go over the seven ways to take down North Korea - including the most destructive, the most convenient, the most secretive, and the most unexpected....
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    www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/...
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  • @KentoBento
    @KentoBento  6 лет назад +13206

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    • @kayo5011
      @kayo5011 6 лет назад +133

      Kento Bento thanks this was Soo informing

    • @andyanon4081
      @andyanon4081 6 лет назад +137

      Great video! (So far) You should do a mixture of long and short videos as then the long ones will be favoured by the search algorithm and people who don't want to watch 15 minute long videos will still subscribe for your short ones.

    • @HardAdversity
      @HardAdversity 6 лет назад +42

      You're ALIVE!!! I (and we) missed you so much!!!

    • @tip0019
      @tip0019 6 лет назад +34

      Just today I discovered your channel and was surprised about your infrequent uploading lately. You are an excellent narrator, so it doesnt mean you have to put out the best vids of your class immediately. Build up your channel steadily should be easy without an ambitious hiring program (if so). So hats off to your superb channel and hope the frequency goes up significantly. Also I am anxious to see part three on Asian borders and the origin of Asian eyes :-)

    • @jeffenad5412
      @jeffenad5412 6 лет назад +64

      "10 seconds to the target, 9, 8 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, drop the money bomb"

  • @flyingwiener8646
    @flyingwiener8646 3 года назад +9065

    “I’m here, which one do i kill”
    “The fat one”
    “Got it”

  • @user-py2nt8jw5m
    @user-py2nt8jw5m 3 года назад +6019

    "Hey ferb, I know what we're gonna do today."

  • @bored.random
    @bored.random 11 месяцев назад +230

    Thanks for the tutorial! I’m definitely gonna try this.

    • @Nookshush
      @Nookshush 8 месяцев назад +4

      lmfao if you had commented this 2 years ago, your comment would have gotten alot of likes

    • @bored.random
      @bored.random 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Nookshush yeah, maybe if this video blows back up (like the kim dynasty) i’ll get a bit more lmao

    • @SODA80007
      @SODA80007 Месяц назад

      SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @elxr9434
    @elxr9434 11 месяцев назад +671

    I am convinced that if you gave ONE guy some iron man level armour and the ability to track the dipshit leader he could get it done super easily

    • @murilo7794
      @murilo7794 8 месяцев назад +1

      The problem is not killing Kim Jong Un, it's doing that without triggering a nuclear response from North Korea

    • @smiledawg
      @smiledawg 8 месяцев назад +24

      I want a Tarantino superhero movie about this

    • @adamelghalmi9771
      @adamelghalmi9771 8 месяцев назад +22

      hes too paranoid for that + iron man level armor is not exactly possible in this day and age + still somewhat easily killable with iron man armor if you have some actual weaponry

    • @elxr9434
      @elxr9434 8 месяцев назад +37

      @@adamelghalmi9771 it isn't supposed to be a thing that is currently possible that's why I said it

    • @empty9623
      @empty9623 8 месяцев назад +5

      A couple of missiles and Iron Man will implode

  • @mikibronx8235
    @mikibronx8235 4 года назад +28229

    Tell America there's oil.

    • @Richard-nl3bt
      @Richard-nl3bt 4 года назад +1357

      Yeah ww3 happen

    • @georgewbush7021
      @georgewbush7021 4 года назад +660

      @Supersmasher 361 man if Afghanistan had oil I would’ve stayed then it was all about Iraq it always was they had everything

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 4 года назад +443

      Oh yeah. We'd level that place with Industrial Texas in milliseconds trust me.

    • @TheOther19
      @TheOther19 4 года назад +544

      OIL!! WHERE!!!

    • @sabhumble
      @sabhumble 4 года назад +156

      Best comment

  • @jeronelo
    @jeronelo 3 года назад +3962

    US Government: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @Fo2Vidar
    @Fo2Vidar Год назад +397

    The "Money bomb" would not work at all in North Korea for a few reasons.
    1. No other countries accept the currency, so when NK trade with other countries they use other currencies. Therefor it will not affect NK's trade with other countries.
    2. The people of NK would probably be to scared to pick up money coming from the sky, because they will be afraid of the reprimands from gouverment.
    3. If it somehow would get into circulation, you need to remember that the gouverment would easily be able to "steal" it back so the inflation lower itself.
    4. It is a crime to not have a work in NK. Therefor it is not only the paycheck that is a motivation for the people to still go to work, but they also want to keep out of jail.
    To use a money bomb might have worked in a more open country, but in NK it would only be a little bump in the road that easily can be restore by the gouverment.

    • @badbot223
      @badbot223 8 месяцев назад +31

      Right. That plan sounds very childish. And couldn't even work in places like USA because the modern money bills are almost impossible to be bootlegged.

    • @paolo69
      @paolo69 8 месяцев назад +15

      Also they can change currency

    • @mrbadmazmc8013
      @mrbadmazmc8013 8 месяцев назад +14

      I personally think that it might work especially since other nations don’t accept nk currency hyperinflation can cause major damage and collapse (it was a reason for hitlers rise to power) but good analysis anyway

    • @Vamodido
      @Vamodido 8 месяцев назад

      How about instead of the money bomb, we have a “consumer” bomb?
      Instead of cash, just mass bomb or sneak in thousands of foods and “useless” consumer goods like TVs, radios, dvd players, game consoles, music players, porn, even marijuana. Whole point is to socially disrupt North Korea by overwhelming it with the antithesis of “communism” like the Summer of Love.

    • @Marx8679
      @Marx8679 8 месяцев назад +23

      I say it has a fair chance, you need to remember, the citizens of Korea are on the brink of starvation, it would be unlikely they would pass off the opportunity to have the ability to get basic necessities.

  • @doncomputer5931
    @doncomputer5931 6 месяцев назад +33

    I liked how at the very end he just drops the "And if none of those work, then you can always wait for Kim Jong Un to kill himself by eating too much."

  • @crackhead8815
    @crackhead8815 4 года назад +1030

    USA: *Write that down, Write that down* !!

    • @ameliasv222
      @ameliasv222 4 года назад +28

      I just imagined a room full of guys in suits all just brainstorming ways to overrule foreign governments :)

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 4 года назад +3

      Email Trump

    • @guardianofh5205
      @guardianofh5205 4 года назад +3

      Anyone from Charles the French?

    • @jianhongzhou7487
      @jianhongzhou7487 4 года назад +5

      USA: NO SERIOUSLY WRITE IT DOWN

    • @darkseeker1997
      @darkseeker1997 4 года назад +5

      U forgot to write the *Ohhhhhhhh*

  • @JAMAC5421
    @JAMAC5421 2 года назад +5320

    “Hey britain there’s some place you can colonize”

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 8 месяцев назад +15

    *The most unexpected way:* Spanish inquisition.

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 9 месяцев назад +6

    "Colonel, I have infiltrated the country"
    "Great job, Snake. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit"
    Metal Gear Solid: North Star

  • @trishamae532
    @trishamae532 3 года назад +2701

    Kim Jong Un watching this on his secret account: 👁👄👁

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 года назад +31

      They don't have internet ova der

    • @misstenaj8369
      @misstenaj8369 3 года назад +23

      @@dontpinme9321 i see you play Naval Warfare Roblox

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 года назад +5

      @@misstenaj8369 yes

    • @mattbot5167
      @mattbot5167 3 года назад +23

      Are you Kim jong un?

    • @goosemann2389
      @goosemann2389 3 года назад +47

      @@dontpinme9321 they do have internet but only the elites have access

  • @jordan-yt9dl
    @jordan-yt9dl 4 года назад +2947

    The surgeon treating Kim Jong Un:
    There's another

    • @swathiharshavardhan2231
      @swathiharshavardhan2231 4 года назад +14

      He is alive?

    • @ivamanral989
      @ivamanral989 4 года назад +6

      @@swathiharshavardhan2231 nope

    • @swathiharshavardhan2231
      @swathiharshavardhan2231 4 года назад +9

      @@ivamanral989 but south Korean intelligence telling he is alive?

    • @awuwuzela2770
      @awuwuzela2770 4 года назад +16

      iva manral he’s confirmed alive lol

    • @Wesley3108
      @Wesley3108 4 года назад +35

      @@awuwuzela2770 confirmed by South Korea by not by the North. When kim Jong il died, the South hasn't seen anything suspicious about NK. So North Korea will keep it quiet I think, if he is dead

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove 10 месяцев назад +289

    One common thread I notice in all of these options is the need for a replacement regime. No matter which option is chosen (except the first, because at that point everybody's dead), you still need something to fill the vacuum. For a nation like Korea, whose traditional culture is partially built around Confucianism and rigid social/family hierarchy, perhaps a constitutional monarchy with a limited political mandate (just enough veto power to make things interesting, let's say), enforcing a strict national policy of armed neutrality. You would basically be turning Korea into the Switzerland or Monaco of Asia. Everybody and their mom starts opening bank accounts there, you have a hereditary dynasty in place to provide a replacement for the Kim family mythology and devotion, but more importantly than that, you get that much-needed stability you may not get from a completely elected system.

    • @tanaystudies
      @tanaystudies 10 месяцев назад +9

      If The Current Regime Is Over, Can't Just The Southern One Be Extended To The Whole Peninsula?

    • @deeznutsbuttrilingual
      @deeznutsbuttrilingual 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@tanaystudies yeah but that pisses off china because now US troops can go through the south to Beijing easier

    • @tanaystudies
      @tanaystudies 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@deeznutsbuttrilingual Maybe That's Why They Helped And Continue To Help North Korea

    • @chuck2502
      @chuck2502 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠it’d be way too expensive to modernize north korea & deal with all of north koreas citizens. South korea would go broke & it’d be costly for the US & japan if they decide any major financial support

    • @Mepphy99
      @Mepphy99 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@deeznutsbuttrilingualthan the US Should just make an agreement with China to not enter China's space

  • @arnobization3956
    @arnobization3956 11 месяцев назад +69

    NK can simply discountinue the existing currency bills and introduce new currency bills. Would be temporary inconvenience though and would attract retaliation.

    • @theiaraine
      @theiaraine 11 месяцев назад +15

      easier said than done. How do you suppose they not only inject trillions of units of currency into the economy, but also take out every existing bill? It's also impossible to set a real value for something like a new currency, it takes decades for it to become stable.

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel Месяц назад +2

      @@theiaraine IIRC they did it before. They even limited how much of the new currency each citizen could have

  • @dimsy8199
    @dimsy8199 3 года назад +1598

    Uk : "U first mate"
    France : "no, u first"
    US : "come on bois"

    • @skylanderlego4163
      @skylanderlego4163 3 года назад +47

      @Lisbord Nep we know what initiative is. We just don't want the blame for the first strike

    • @micmikeman6865
      @micmikeman6865 3 года назад +2

      Kaboom?

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 года назад +2

      Both France and UK are cowards... this has been proven in WW2

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 года назад +1

      @Lisbord Nep Lol they didn't even fight in Poland! They literally didn't do anything. Their main purpose was to save EU from another world war. And that's exactly what they failed in. They never EVER helped a country to defend it from the Axis. They failed at Austria, Czechslovakia, Poland

    • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
      @mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 года назад +2

      @Lisbord Nep Yes, and that was only when Germany attacked France and UK

  • @jacklack5156
    @jacklack5156 4 года назад +3144

    Raiding North Korea
    (They Can’t Nuke us all)

    • @nothing5598
      @nothing5598 4 года назад +23

      Lol

    • @user-rg3fg4qv8c
      @user-rg3fg4qv8c 4 года назад +123

      well uh...
      it seems they actually can

    • @d.7738
      @d.7738 4 года назад +67

      @@user-rg3fg4qv8c i mean if u got close enough they wouldnt nuke their own country but they would nuke the US

    • @user-rg3fg4qv8c
      @user-rg3fg4qv8c 4 года назад +12

      @@d.7738 oh shit

    • @sayrevillesoccerclub3705
      @sayrevillesoccerclub3705 4 года назад +13

      @Turbo_Turlet If there's an annoying idiot on your stomach, you don't shoot your stomach.

  • @V2Ta__
    @V2Ta__ 7 месяцев назад +10

    "North koreans are diggers"
    Had to look at the screen for a 2nd look while studying lmao scared me theree💀💀

  • @Forgottentwice
    @Forgottentwice 10 месяцев назад +14

    Thanks for the tutorial, im gonna try this out tomorrow

  • @Exotio_
    @Exotio_ 3 года назад +5938

    Im gonna put this on my "Gonna need it sometime" playlist

  • @notcryo
    @notcryo 2 года назад +12254

    Why can't The Simpsons just predict north Korea's fall? It would make all of this so much easier

    • @NotRed_23
      @NotRed_23 2 года назад +132

      True lol

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 2 года назад +376

      They did s4 ep20

    • @NotRed_23
      @NotRed_23 2 года назад +188

      @@betterdenu999 nice number

    • @rwooooshmeifyourgay9837
      @rwooooshmeifyourgay9837 2 года назад +274

      @@betterdenu999 wrong they did it in season 6 episode 9

    • @brunodiaz7702
      @brunodiaz7702 2 года назад +79

      Fr marge would drop a waffle and it would snowball into world war 3

  • @Cheddar_Cheese_gaming
    @Cheddar_Cheese_gaming 2 месяца назад +11

    This was very helpful for my job thank you!

  • @Demetrius002
    @Demetrius002 9 месяцев назад +5

    Easter Alliance and Korean Spring are probably the best ones.
    Money Bomb sounds absolutely insane, with now even more control within the North Korea.

  • @randomark6775
    @randomark6775 4 года назад +5518

    If Kim started a diet the entirety of North Korea would have enough food to last 100 years

  • @alenpapec
    @alenpapec 3 года назад +1979

    Me: watches this
    My FBI agent: *nice nice my homie educated*

    • @moneebkhan3744
      @moneebkhan3744 3 года назад +87

      Wassup bro?

    • @myrasmith3423
      @myrasmith3423 3 года назад +31

      @@moneebkhan3744 I swear it wasn’t me, I’m just trying to watch RUclips.

    • @joeydaninersfan2188
      @joeydaninersfan2188 3 года назад +6

      @Junk Bot Bro, forget learning about taking down North Korea, you need to learn about a joke

    • @f.b.i2132
      @f.b.i2132 3 года назад +2

      @Junk Bot yeah he is fake

    • @thelonelyduck2823
      @thelonelyduck2823 3 года назад +1

      @Junk Bot dude its a joke

  • @ems4884
    @ems4884 Год назад +21

    I think a survey asking people to choose from each of these options would be interesting. It would reveal how sensible the American voter actually is when it comes to foreign policy.
    For comparison, conduct the same survey in South Korea and Japan. Expect to find huge differences.

  • @tejasbag5506
    @tejasbag5506 8 месяцев назад +2

    No way he just said Hitler's worse than Kim Jong Un. 😂

    • @WxvernVX
      @WxvernVX 7 месяцев назад +3

      Kim:hasn't comited mas geno****
      Hitler: has committed mas geno****

  • @user-np6ej7pq6r
    @user-np6ej7pq6r 2 года назад +6622

    "Hey China, North Korea said that Taiwan is its own country"

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 2 года назад +512

      Why do I hear Chinese music?

    • @JoseCarvalho-tz7ys
      @JoseCarvalho-tz7ys 2 года назад +610

      China be like: "So you have chosen death"

    • @lolah5180
      @lolah5180 2 года назад +142

      This is so underrated 😭

    • @chivygamer4081
      @chivygamer4081 2 года назад +19

      @@lolah5180 and you too 😅😥

    • @Indeyene
      @Indeyene 2 года назад +18

      North Korea and china are allies ok? So it won't work

  • @sylviakariuki1501
    @sylviakariuki1501 4 года назад +1427

    10:59
    "Kim-Fatty the Third"
    *the North Korean government would like to know your location*

    • @Robin-ee1fd
      @Robin-ee1fd 4 года назад +10

      Sylvia Kariuki North Korea knows his location

    • @sushii1432
      @sushii1432 4 года назад +14

      If they had internet lol

    • @achannel9024
      @achannel9024 4 года назад +6

      Bleach Boi I mean.. I think Kim does

    • @patricknewell6153
      @patricknewell6153 4 года назад +6

      BREAKING NEWS: YT asssassated for calling Kim Jung Un fat

    • @someguyudontknow6038
      @someguyudontknow6038 4 года назад +4

      My locstion is Russia
      *Kimy left the chat*

  • @mattmcgill1976
    @mattmcgill1976 11 месяцев назад +134

    Amazing job. I appreciate all your hard work putting this together.

  • @cesarregalado3420
    @cesarregalado3420 Год назад +6

    well put and explained. Good work.

  • @mkass2
    @mkass2 3 года назад +3573

    This man was just put onto every single watch list in North Korea

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 2 года назад +112

      Or spied on with every north Korean spy

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce 2 года назад +62

      Lol, they'll never see it... They don't have Google or RUclips

    • @user-bh7xc6lv7h
      @user-bh7xc6lv7h 2 года назад +83

      @@DrBarbequeSauce Kim does.

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce 2 года назад +7

      @@user-bh7xc6lv7h And only Kim Fatty III

    • @bei609
      @bei609 2 года назад +66

      @@DrBarbequeSauce the rich do - but probs censored

  • @joncena4538
    @joncena4538 3 года назад +4830

    Imagine kim jong un dying because of slipping on a stair

  • @general-i15
    @general-i15 9 месяцев назад +2

    The money bomb isn't the best idea. Instead, replace it with instructions on how to build a rifle.

    • @UnderpaidGuardD9
      @UnderpaidGuardD9 3 дня назад

      North koreans are in poverty, i doubt they have access to materials and the rounds for it

  • @psychojester8242
    @psychojester8242 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’m saving this for my playlist that helps me create things (characters, cities, and ext)

  • @enraikow6109
    @enraikow6109 2 года назад +1033

    RUclips really has a tutorial on everything

    • @literallyepicc
      @literallyepicc 2 года назад +7

      mhm

    • @Hunter-ws4sk
      @Hunter-ws4sk 2 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @texrot9781
      @texrot9781 2 года назад +2

      Sometimes the worst tho.

    • @Rob-up7ix
      @Rob-up7ix 2 года назад +16

      *how to hide a body, more than 10 ways (SECRET) (POLICE NEVER KNOW)*

    • @MoonlarkSpirits
      @MoonlarkSpirits 2 года назад +2

      @@Rob-up7ix I need that video /j

  • @iexist3153
    @iexist3153 2 года назад +7087

    “After all, China provides North Korea with most of its food”
    I wonder where all that is going to

    • @chingelauria7415
      @chingelauria7415 2 года назад +114

      Fun fact: I was reading your comment and he said the same thing

    • @danielwang5315
      @danielwang5315 2 года назад +14

      LOL

    • @youssefabdelaal434
      @youssefabdelaal434 2 года назад +21

      @Mrsquid wtf how did you manage to make such an awful joke

    • @firewolfpeter
      @firewolfpeter 2 года назад +116

      @@youssefabdelaal434 make one yourself then

    • @CopycatkboxYoutube
      @CopycatkboxYoutube 2 года назад +41

      @@firewolfpeter dont worry you was funny, hes just jealous that he sucks

  • @Mrchicken123
    @Mrchicken123 4 месяца назад +6

    Let’s go I’ve been waiting for this tutorial

  • @michaelsoyt
    @michaelsoyt Год назад +41

    “I don’t hate North Korea, I just feel sad for North Koreans to be dictated”
    Some wise man

  • @costcobagel4167
    @costcobagel4167 4 года назад +780

    FBI and CIA be like:"Write that down, write that down!

    • @kkeomchizz
      @kkeomchizz 4 года назад +3

      Charles The French reference??

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 4 года назад +5

      Frenzy this guy will become Secretary of defense

    • @zoinks5717
      @zoinks5717 4 года назад +5

      Just the CIA, not the FBI

    • @Accidentalreef
      @Accidentalreef 4 года назад

      @@zoinks5717 ikr

    • @niranjanr8075
      @niranjanr8075 4 года назад

      Frenzy no, Kim Jong un: I’m gonna end this man’s career

  • @andrewm3337
    @andrewm3337 4 года назад +937

    USA: “write this down, WRITE IT DOWN!!!”

    • @comkver
      @comkver 4 года назад +16

      Trump: It's so obvious. I'll say it, it's been right in front of us the whole time.

    • @styrofoamandgasoline
      @styrofoamandgasoline 4 года назад +4

      They probably have much more detailed plans just in case

    • @Brvqn
      @Brvqn 4 года назад +2

      @Toshin Ahnaf he took that line from SpongeBob actually.

    • @smiley9178
      @smiley9178 4 года назад +1

      Just send a charles the french and scream write that down write that down

    • @razylazy4111
      @razylazy4111 4 года назад

      omg in the 300th like!

  • @emitindustries8304
    @emitindustries8304 3 месяца назад +2

    Very well made video. Informative and entertaining.

  • @JUICE-BOXALT0
    @JUICE-BOXALT0 10 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for this tutorial. It will be very helpful😇.

  • @jianhongzhou7487
    @jianhongzhou7487 4 года назад +1638

    “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in his-“
    Me: Kim Jong-Undolf Hitler

  • @bananawaltz8807
    @bananawaltz8807 4 года назад +7325

    “Or he can die of a heart attack”
    Everyone seeing this now: 👀
    Edit: Guys I know he’s probably still alive. This was an attempt of comedy and not a serious take.

  • @GuideGrid
    @GuideGrid 11 месяцев назад +3

    Great Tutorial, works perfectly!

  • @puppetfan4634
    @puppetfan4634 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Hey America, I heard that North Korea has oil"

  • @pulanjuri1
    @pulanjuri1 4 года назад +752

    Wow jeez the last one was so strategic, is this guy secretetly a dictator???

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 4 года назад +24

      The Nazi's were going to do this and could've but only remembered the plan too late into ww2. They didn't and that's why Britain (the targets) isn't a crap hole. I'm British so ,for me, that's goods.

    • @Degree-hd8zf
      @Degree-hd8zf 4 года назад +30

      Gwo Gaming probably a economic student who likes Inflation alot.

    • @alexandrekautzmann933
      @alexandrekautzmann933 4 года назад +2

      History teaches...

    • @someguyudontknow6038
      @someguyudontknow6038 4 года назад +1

      I thought Him evrything don't ask for proof....

    • @doroteeastejar4244
      @doroteeastejar4244 4 года назад +1

      Cookie Craze ello mate!

  • @hardtruthxxx
    @hardtruthxxx 5 лет назад +770

    1:43
    "The UK will likely wait for someone else to make the first move"
    😂😂😂😂
    Damnn that got me

    • @tidewater5679
      @tidewater5679 4 года назад +56

      @@reltpid UK: Only if you make the first move.
      France: Oh...alright then.

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 4 года назад +26

      Golden HQ France: *few seconds later* screw you guys, I’m going home!

    • @ceilingbaby
      @ceilingbaby 4 года назад +37

      France after 1 min of war : I surrender

    • @devoted_eater567
      @devoted_eater567 4 года назад +9

      That hit me as a British-Somali

    • @jamarishoals3549
      @jamarishoals3549 4 года назад +10

      *I'll let YOU decide*
      *Your choice*
      *Lead the way*

  • @BUtcherbabaiii
    @BUtcherbabaiii 10 месяцев назад +5

    it's been 5 years since you posted this video :)

  • @MaracObama
    @MaracObama 8 месяцев назад +2

    You just gotta offer the soldiers breakfast

  • @gosteelers672
    @gosteelers672 3 года назад +1883

    “Hey Britain, Kim Jong drank all your tea.”

    • @PennyWenny224
      @PennyWenny224 2 года назад +58

      We’d actually get ready to fight

    • @SAFM25
      @SAFM25 2 года назад +68

      Britain: GOD MAY FORGIVE BUT I DAM WONT

    • @hotpotato3558
      @hotpotato3558 2 года назад +15

      And then the tea started

    • @gosteelers672
      @gosteelers672 2 года назад +28

      @Tristan Jeong he still drank the tea

    • @YosmHere
      @YosmHere 2 года назад +1

      Tryna trigger war😂

  • @KitsGravity
    @KitsGravity 5 лет назад +2919

    "Israel doesn't even admit to having nukes" classic xD

    • @cryptosonic7614
      @cryptosonic7614 5 лет назад +11

      Kartikeya Srivastava cause they don’t

    • @DickTator6969
      @DickTator6969 5 лет назад +36

      and we don't deny it either ...

    • @charlie9840
      @charlie9840 5 лет назад +156

      Israel isn’t a real country

    • @BF2Cavs
      @BF2Cavs 5 лет назад +80

      Charlie Craig Why do they have UN representation? Historic precedent? Territory? A bustling international airport? The largest gay population in the Middle East? A democratic election?

    • @demnbrown
      @demnbrown 5 лет назад +8

      If they do is never a good idea to have shown your hand

  • @bruceboyer8187
    @bruceboyer8187 9 месяцев назад +1

    A very thorough analysis.

  • @Luuute
    @Luuute Год назад +1

    The way you have the missle defense systems animated makes it seem like they just take a pot shot at the nuke and hope for the best when that's not at all how they work

  • @randygaming5134
    @randygaming5134 4 года назад +860

    Donald Trump: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @isthatasupra4920
      @isthatasupra4920 4 года назад +16

      So patrick is working for trump!?!??!

    • @tmj2416
      @tmj2416 4 года назад +1

      HIRE THAT MAN

    • @Pistolemaster
      @Pistolemaster 4 года назад +8

      Randy Gaming
      IM WRITING IT IM WRITING IT

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 4 года назад +1

      Actually Donald Trump has executed several successful peace talks with Kim.

    • @seanmorales9309
      @seanmorales9309 4 года назад

      @Derya Baygan-Robinett we get it you have reddit

  • @moonkitcu
    @moonkitcu 2 года назад +2370

    Everyone gangsta till he watches this and knows every way

    • @kristofladanyi3671
      @kristofladanyi3671 2 года назад +89

      Then we come up with alternate plans

    • @-qwerty-4422
      @-qwerty-4422 2 года назад +62

      RUclips is banned in NK

    • @redswordcalice235
      @redswordcalice235 2 года назад +220

      @@-qwerty-4422 Kim Jong un certainly has seen RUclips vídeos.

    • @-qwerty-4422
      @-qwerty-4422 2 года назад +139

      @@redswordcalice235 yea Kim Jong Un probably has access to YT

    • @Ya-Kids-Topic
      @Ya-Kids-Topic 2 года назад +17

      @@-qwerty-4422 he does I think

  • @The_official_Roman_Empire
    @The_official_Roman_Empire 10 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for the ideas

  • @luisnikolai6887
    @luisnikolai6887 7 месяцев назад +2

    5 Years, NK still suffering 😔

  • @alloy207
    @alloy207 3 года назад +1529

    “This video is not available in some countries including:
    North Korea “

    • @LoL-pp5yx
      @LoL-pp5yx 3 года назад +12

      where do you see that? i'm genuinely interested

    • @IamFlaem1
      @IamFlaem1 3 года назад +60

      North Korean citizens won’t see this cause they don’t have internet

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 года назад +52

      @@IamFlaem1 they do but they have their own internet which only includes a few websites

    • @pexadico
      @pexadico 3 года назад +51

      @@kimbaldun saying that north korea has internet is like saying that there is election in north korea technically true

    • @cabbybrocolimania5297
      @cabbybrocolimania5297 3 года назад +5

      Minecraft North Korean Version

  • @muhammadrayan4417
    @muhammadrayan4417 3 года назад +1246

    Teachers in 2050: today we are gonna talk about the north Korean revolution

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 года назад +24

      YEAH OK that's what they been talkin about & think would happen during the 70's & 80's & 90's OK maybe by 2010? NO maybe by 2018? NO
      it will Never happen these people don't know what the hell is going on outside their own country.

    • @desiderata2209
      @desiderata2209 3 года назад +41

      @@MetalHeart8787 it was a joke man

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 года назад +8

      @@desiderata2209 thats OK it could happen i cant predict the future, im just saying thats what people been hoping for.

    • @MarcusA1
      @MarcusA1 3 года назад +1

      @@MetalHeart8787 well didnt u watch then video the sumgglers on the boarder have tech that they get in it may be very little but its a start

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 года назад +2

      @@MarcusA1 yeah well tech can help slightly. but just an absolute Revolt is out of the question. of course im all for reunionification & them living in peace

  • @zkurta1184
    @zkurta1184 6 месяцев назад +3

    ur gonna on a watch list for sure

  • @tridipbora579
    @tridipbora579 7 месяцев назад +3

    No wonder why he's been offline for 2 years

  • @thelast2braincells196
    @thelast2braincells196 3 года назад +869

    I'm waiting for the day when Oversimplified uploads "The North Korean Revolution-Oversimplified"

    • @gabbyhall3799
      @gabbyhall3799 3 года назад +16

      @get nae nae'd so what should we do now
      maybe we should reunite with the south

    • @Wakeuptorealityman
      @Wakeuptorealityman 3 года назад +14

      This is north Korea where a chubby ruler is starving his people.

    • @nyahahahahahahahahaha
      @nyahahahahahahahahaha 3 года назад +7

      @@gabbyhall3799 Nah, we have heirs- Oh no, they're all dead.
      How about the elite- oh, they're dead too.
      oOOOoOoOoOooooh nOoOooooo

    • @jeffreyxu6430
      @jeffreyxu6430 3 года назад +5

      Going outside? There's going to be a tax for that.

    • @jeffreyxu6430
      @jeffreyxu6430 3 года назад +3

      speaking of oversimplified, I know it's normal to have life outside youtube, and I know how long those videos take, but does anyone know what vid he's working on. It's been almost half a year and I can't keep rewatching his videos

  • @sidshash
    @sidshash 3 года назад +1402

    Hitler : Tell me a joke
    Stalin : Moscow
    Hitler : i didn't get it
    Stalin : exactly

  • @lifenatureinalbertacanada9317
    @lifenatureinalbertacanada9317 8 месяцев назад +3

    I’m so glad I was born in Canada 🇨🇦🍁

  • @Hamilton-TheMusical
    @Hamilton-TheMusical 9 месяцев назад +14

    I love that the video ended with a slight joke. It really calmed me down a bit after watching all of this strategized demise speculation

  • @friendofmara6298
    @friendofmara6298 4 года назад +912

    "How about, then , invasion?"
    Germany: *Leave it to me guys , I got this.*

    • @sandhyaramesh4542
      @sandhyaramesh4542 4 года назад +77

      What if Hitler vs Kim?

    • @friendofmara6298
      @friendofmara6298 4 года назад +42

      @@sandhyaramesh4542 oh I'd really want to see that

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 года назад +11

      @@sandhyaramesh4542 you have to root for one of the 2, who would you hope to win?

    • @thawinthinwongmom3998
      @thawinthinwongmom3998 4 года назад +34

      Blitzkrieg

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 4 года назад +10

      TallBrokenDoor oh god the fact somebody is possibly worse than Hitler is just... strange? Is that the word for how it feels?

  • @mohomonkey9906
    @mohomonkey9906 2 года назад +2586

    “Hey Ireland they’re making fun of potatoes”
    Ireland: *making nukes faster than the potato blight spread*

  • @michelmersea
    @michelmersea 3 месяца назад +3

    How do you take down stupidity?

  • @cr4ftyazme544
    @cr4ftyazme544 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’d send two assassins disguised and interviewers for a popular tv show 🤔

  • @lalungpudun7906
    @lalungpudun7906 3 года назад +835

    It's hard to get into N.K? Use nord VPN and boom you're there

    • @mohit4387
      @mohit4387 3 года назад +51

      Mind blowing
      6969696996969iq

    • @The_DASHER
      @The_DASHER 3 года назад +7

      OK I have a plane first Joe should invite him secretly to do a miting and then when he agrees ask him to come though see and when he is coming Joe Biden should predent he want to be friends with North Korea and when he comes though sea USA advance submarine will gunshot them and immediately send more people to take the left overs from ship and then pretend it was a teachinal is ur in submarine and done

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 3 года назад +19

      @@The_DASHER again but in English please

    • @The_DASHER
      @The_DASHER 3 года назад +3

      @@awesomeii8346 ok

    • @MrFabulousPiano
      @MrFabulousPiano 3 года назад +2

      @@The_DASHER ok

  • @hiredmurderer6228
    @hiredmurderer6228 2 года назад +3221

    "How to make a Nuke"
    "How to take down North Korea"
    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING KENTO

  • @barrydanial
    @barrydanial 8 месяцев назад +4

    Speaking of the third option of an armed invasion mentioned at 4:56, I would imagine that apart from targeting the right military personnel, it will also definitely involve destroying the giant bronze statues of Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il (which, to the people there, is the most heinous crime one can ever commit against North Korea and its regime) in multiple locations. But, there will certainly be limitations. First of, such a mission like this will be incredibly perilous, and second, such destruction to the statues will involve lots of planning with other countries (of course, who are not allies of North Korea and can take months, or more likely, years), and the strikes must be done collectively. The destruction to the statues has to be swift and in one fell swoop. Thirdly, we must also consider how unpredictable North Korea can be in terms of retaliation, and lastly, there are the aftereffects to consider as well.

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 3 месяца назад

      Their army sucks. Very few are allowed weapons and most are underfed.

  • @zake64
    @zake64 10 месяцев назад

    13:58 I was not prepared for how goofy this man looks, at least in this pic 🤣

  • @zefancyferret7585
    @zefancyferret7585 3 года назад +1674

    I'm scared to have this is my watch history lol.

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 3 года назад +136

      As long as fat boi doesn’t see it ur fine

    • @zefancyferret7585
      @zefancyferret7585 3 года назад +42

      @@shaggiel3099 thats the thing

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 3 года назад +22

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation o no

    • @mr_lemonade4230
      @mr_lemonade4230 3 года назад +17

      i just want NK to go up in flames. then china's next. then well see about russia.

    • @zefancyferret7585
      @zefancyferret7585 3 года назад +39

      @@mr_lemonade4230 relax. The regime is bad, not the people.

  • @sakethrayudu
    @sakethrayudu 3 года назад +637

    Other method "food bomb" drop lots of food near him, add extra sugar, make him more fat, he'll die himself.

    • @glue70anloz10
      @glue70anloz10 3 года назад +40

      Dude while that is kinda messed up that is funny

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 3 года назад +9

      Kim Yo-jong:

    • @heatherwesthill9698
      @heatherwesthill9698 3 года назад +23

      But he’ll just be replaced by his successor.

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 года назад +14

      Then his sister takes control

    • @sakethrayudu
      @sakethrayudu 3 года назад +4

      @@dontpinme9321 I think she won't be so tough like the Previous beast, she would learn that death is sure if she also lives like the Kim 😂😂💀

  • @InF4zz
    @InF4zz 2 месяца назад +2

    8th way : "with this treasure i summon..."

  • @AlexP253
    @AlexP253 9 месяцев назад

    I’ve long thought that enormous TV monitors that the soldiers can see from the DMZ and open the borders. Broadcast continuous video of life in South Korea until the military gets curious enough to come down. Imagine their mental shock when they see a Costco or supermarket!!

  • @devilz80
    @devilz80 2 года назад +8632

    Step one: Go to Japan as a exchange student
    Step two: Sit in the class on the third floor of high school
    Step three: Get the best grade and be number one of Japan
    Step four: Look to the outside of the window
    Step five: Pick up a notebook

    • @Hawwa.a__
      @Hawwa.a__ 2 года назад +305

      Fkn brilliant 😹

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 2 года назад +1655

      Step 6: Take A chip and eat it

    • @Ninjadab
      @Ninjadab 2 года назад +1088

      Step 7: write the name.

    • @tthebridge
      @tthebridge 2 года назад +1040

      Step 8: Laugh psychotically after writing the name

    • @absolutezer32
      @absolutezer32 2 года назад +913

      Step 9: wait for 40 seconds

  • @ethapnerry5740
    @ethapnerry5740 3 года назад +363

    A old german lady watching the 7th option:
    Hey, I’ve seen this one!

  • @Daki.theUpper6
    @Daki.theUpper6 9 месяцев назад +1

    3:16 lmao the way he said 😂😂😂

  • @woulddrow540
    @woulddrow540 5 месяцев назад +1

    thank you for clarifying the problem is the REGIME and not the people

  • @God-hr9tm
    @God-hr9tm 5 лет назад +801

    Donald Trump: *writing Notes*

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica 5 лет назад +25

      Don't be ridiculous. Trump first of all watches only fox news. And secondly he referred Kim as "nice guy" and he might actually like him. And thirdly he has no empathy for north korean people. If Kim stops threatening US Trump is fine with all he does

    • @God-hr9tm
      @God-hr9tm 5 лет назад +28

      Zarbazan Zarbaev XD Funny Joke

    • @captaicon1890
      @captaicon1890 5 лет назад +9

      Jesus it’s just a joke

    • @bluu4
      @bluu4 5 лет назад +6

      @@ma-tanica why tho

    • @franzferdinand2240
      @franzferdinand2240 4 года назад +6

      @The Stammering Dunce you're delusional, send him to the infirmary.

  • @OkitaSoujiFGO
    @OkitaSoujiFGO 3 года назад +2609

    "Hey America, someone told me that North Korea has oil"
    edit: can yall stop ruining the damn joke? thanks

    • @gabbyhall3799
      @gabbyhall3799 3 года назад +85

      its like a roblox noobs obsession with roblox

    • @themario2227
      @themario2227 3 года назад +164

      Me an American
      Well y didn’t u say so before!? We woulda been there YEARS ago

    • @parthbansal8543
      @parthbansal8543 3 года назад +40

      They can attack any country for oil🤣🤣

    • @Theracist.101
      @Theracist.101 3 года назад +14

      lol that would do it

    • @a.9492
      @a.9492 3 года назад +20

      That would be the end of North Korea 😂

  • @Eleven217
    @Eleven217 9 месяцев назад

    It's unbelievable how this video made me think of the sentence
    "Orbital Money Bombardment"

  • @pokemonbrickbronze5947
    @pokemonbrickbronze5947 Год назад +2

    “Until the fire nation attacked”

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 лет назад +2814

    Anyone else fell into the RUclips rabbit hole?

  • @Table4Two-
    @Table4Two- 3 года назад +449

    80% of peoples solution’s:
    *Haha bomb go boom*

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 3 года назад +3

      Or take down north Korea’s allies than take down North Korea nah because when they come back then nuke America

    • @rooshovhannes7592
      @rooshovhannes7592 3 года назад +13

      @@funkymonkey7065 you mean fighting russia AND china?

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 3 года назад +1

      Roos Hovhannes we have allies too to help

    • @funkymonkey7065
      @funkymonkey7065 3 года назад +1

      Roos Hovhannes we have South Korea

    • @rooshovhannes7592
      @rooshovhannes7592 3 года назад +1

      @@funkymonkey7065 and japan

  • @DaisyHollowBooks
    @DaisyHollowBooks 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’d never thought of the money bomb. That could be one leg of the strategy, along with much more access to information and food aid. The big problem I see is N. Korea’s ability to destroy Seoul on short notice, and with just conventional weapons.

  • @AmazinEarth
    @AmazinEarth 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Which method would you choose?”
    *Y E S*

  • @pnute6331
    @pnute6331 4 года назад +1497

    3 years later: *nothing*
    Covid-19: Fine, I'll do it myself

    • @matthewmorel3758
      @matthewmorel3758 4 года назад +21

      p0lycappella Kim jong un heart surgeons*

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 4 года назад +9

      Covid 19 came from North Korea. They have the cure and the vaccine that is why there are no cases in DPRK

    • @brightlight6887
      @brightlight6887 4 года назад +29

      @@unnamedchannel1237 haha lol good one

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 4 года назад +6

      bright light wasn’t joking bro it’s facts

    • @thirdy2846
      @thirdy2846 4 года назад +2

      @@unnamedchannel1237 mybe 🤔

  • @bruhman7925
    @bruhman7925 2 года назад +594

    Shit, Kim has watched this now, he has more security, agent 47 is too late

    • @bang-iamalive6883
      @bang-iamalive6883 2 года назад +6

      Wait how do you know?

    • @aprender1952
      @aprender1952 2 года назад +4

      False, we’ve got a north korean uniform, and we have a magnet,

    • @willamyte
      @willamyte 2 года назад +10

      Don’t worry, I have some connections. I’ll talk to Diana, ICA is done but 47 might do it.
      I he dies in an accident or killed by some guy using a fish I got it to work

    • @toxpov3612
      @toxpov3612 2 года назад +3

      47 is never too late

    • @bruhman7925
      @bruhman7925 2 года назад +2

      @@toxpov3612 I guess he can still pull this off

  • @aviationdesigner0016
    @aviationdesigner0016 8 месяцев назад +6

    It's just a little interesting to have a nation like that. It is literally a good content for half of the US media and RUclipsrs.

    • @WxvernVX
      @WxvernVX 7 месяцев назад +1

      And have millions suffer, I think I'd rather remove nk than milk it for viws as you are implying

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 27 дней назад

      @@WxvernVX He said interesting not good.

  • @Mycooloriginal
    @Mycooloriginal 9 месяцев назад +1

    This was posted 5 years ago when thousands of people were being smuggled out.. These last 2 years under 100 have gotten out successfully.

  • @EB-fc2mp
    @EB-fc2mp 4 года назад +461

    3:22 "in the US the killing of foreign officials is frowned upon"
    Yeah... About that...

  • @mtube8564
    @mtube8564 3 года назад +946

    The seventh one is seriously a good thought.

    • @cyborgthorney
      @cyborgthorney 2 года назад +5

      do it if you have to.

    • @mertyuip06
      @mertyuip06 2 года назад +35

      Actually it makes sense if you want to bleed them dry of money then give more money kinda genius if you ask me although there is a issue knowing the big ball of fat that is ruling North Korea wouldn’t he burn the money that is something I kinda thought about so who knows

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 2 года назад +7

      @@mertyuip06 it's like Zimbabwe but with a butterfly effect

    • @hmmmm9471
      @hmmmm9471 2 года назад +23

      Most likely what will happen is they will shoot down the plane and they could just tax them

    • @reizyka3044
      @reizyka3044 2 года назад +13

      I’m aftaid that wouldn’t work either. Venezuela has hyperinflation already yet the government is still going

  • @leonkrzem1226
    @leonkrzem1226 10 месяцев назад

    thanks for the tutorial