One time I got the wrong license plate by mistake. They sent me one that said "ASSMAN". I went around looking for a proctologist who i thought it might belong to. People were giving me cat calls as I was driving. It was a weird but hilarious mix up...
Something like that happened to me, and I just went with the flow. I was casually giving a ride to my buddy's Mom, and brought my arm up during a sudden brake in traffic so she wouldn't hit her head on the dash, and ended up touching her rack when she leaned forward. So embarrassing.
That's almost as bad as the time I took a woman out to my favorite restaurant, and I caught the head chef in the bathroom not washing his hands. Then he went on to cook our dinner. -_-
MrJimmyTide Yeah, I know. There are some crazy things happening these days. For instance, I was driving my car a few days ago and I hit some pigeons. The pigeons didn't move at all, I thought we had a deal with the pigeons that they would move when we got close. My girlfriend got real mad at me.
Imagine that...? You are not alone, this one time I used the valet service at this restaurant, and after the car was returned to me I noticed the overpowering stench of human B.O. in the car. It was so offensive that it would actually linger on anyone who took a ride in the car! I mean, this wasn't just B.O. -- it was B.B.O...
A good friend I grew up with dad had a license plate that said Dr. (his last name) with USC plates on. His dad was a huge douche that taught high school government and had a fucking PhD and thought he was the shit even if he used his 200k graduate school education to do nothing other than teach high school.
There's a Porsche at my offices with a plate that reads "EARNT". I imagine they're a little vain and probably didn't really earn it, if they were being honest.
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You unsung hero
In 1997 I got a plate with DGY STL in Pennsylvania
It's not rak me up its rak em up
I agree with the b m w comment
One time I got the wrong license plate by mistake. They sent me one that said "ASSMAN". I went around looking for a proctologist who i thought it might belong to. People were giving me cat calls as I was driving. It was a weird but hilarious mix up...
Something like that happened to me, and I just went with the flow. I was casually giving a ride to my buddy's Mom, and brought my arm up during a sudden brake in traffic so she wouldn't hit her head on the dash, and ended up touching her rack when she leaned forward. So embarrassing.
That's almost as bad as the time I took a woman out to my favorite restaurant, and I caught the head chef in the bathroom not washing his hands. Then he went on to cook our dinner. -_-
MrJimmyTide Yeah, I know. There are some crazy things happening these days. For instance, I was driving my car a few days ago and I hit some pigeons. The pigeons didn't move at all, I thought we had a deal with the pigeons that they would move when we got close. My girlfriend got real mad at me.
million to one shot doc, million to one...
Imagine that...? You are not alone, this one time I used the valet service at this restaurant, and after the car was returned to me I noticed the overpowering stench of human B.O. in the car. It was so offensive that it would actually linger on anyone who took a ride in the car! I mean, this wasn't just B.O. -- it was B.B.O...
"Got Abs...? What a fuckin Douche" LMAO
one of the cars on my street has a vanity plate that says MERICA I'm not sure whether I love it or hate it.
Lol right
This guy is pure gold, highlight of my week. Loving the anger.
Vanity License Plates just make it eazyer to be found I work with Repo guys they love them wow will not be hard to find and hock em
A good friend I grew up with dad had a license plate that said Dr. (his last name) with USC plates on. His dad was a huge douche that taught high school government and had a fucking PhD and thought he was the shit even if he used his 200k graduate school education to do nothing other than teach high school.
I had a math teacher in high school who drove a shitty geo metro with M A T H as his vanity plate. he was definitely a 45 year old virgin.
buddhastalin no such thing ever happened ya little liar
The genuine hatred in this episode is hilarious.
I guess ONIONS is supposed to mean ON IONS and I guess a "must have" for tesla drivers
There's a Porsche at my offices with a plate that reads "EARNT". I imagine they're a little vain and probably didn't really earn it, if they were being honest.
Jesus, Why do you try to stretch 15 minutes of material into an hour. yukkkkkk