Jim Florentine - Awful Wedding DJ's & Selfish Brides
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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Jim rips apart selfish brides, bad weddings and bad music played at weddings by a DJ.
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Fuckin love this rant. Wedding are fucking over-rated. Its a 6 hour 30-100$k event celebrating bullshit.
Goddamn I worked at a wedding venue and he is 100% correct about EVERYTHING
Sometimes I feel bad about never getting married. This helps me feel better.
I love Jim's mocking voice...
It's the highlight of whatever point he's trying to make.
You can tell he & Lil' Jimmy Norton were best friends, they talk the same. Also, this is extremely satisfying, especially the part about the crying bridesmaids, it's inevitable. Drunken has-beens jealous they're not the center of attention anymore, so they throw a tantrum like a diaper wearing infant
This is a criminally underrated podcast.
Rocky Dennis is a half, but he's a 4 in a tux. Hahahaha
Awesome listening to these again, love the anger!! We all agree
"we're here today because you fucking pressured me to marry you" hahahahaha I would love to have some guy actually say that in his vows.
Jammin jim. I am dying. This is exactly everything I hate about weddings!! The corny music, the DJ, the selfish brides, all of it. 'Oooo I'm gonna play You Shook Me All Night Long, that's gonna be the heavy rock song!' Ahaaaa!
mcn625 It's so cringy and safe for the "rock song." Wanna impress me throw on some Carcass, or Dying Fetus lol
I can relate. Every wedding I've been to in the last 10 years its all the same shit. The groom and groomsmen all wear tuxs and converse shoes (cause they are hipster casual mmmaaannnnnnn) and they have the choreographed dance that they have to upload to facebook instantly.
I think over the last year I have listened to this wedding podcast at least 6 times. Gives me good laughs every time since I have the same contempt for weddings as florentine.
The big bowl POTATO CHIP 🍲jims hilarious one of the best comics
CLASSIC JIM ONE ☝️ OF THE BEST PODCAST, jammin Jim . I seen him live one funniest comics out thier!!! Got a see him even hung out after cool 😎 dude
I’m crying 😭 omg the best one just love RAGE especially this one ☝️ best thing about comics their true to craft . I can relate I go on rants and rages likes this , like do podcast maybe 🤔 one day be great do one with Jim because I share same rage. Like most his viewers we loyal support Jim he’s great dude went. Comedy 🎭 McGuire s Long Island 🏝 Jim one of the best , got a c him . He was cool dude even talk couple mins after with him
Go for the jugular. Words cannot describe how intensely I despise weddings.
The Bride n groom couldve slow danced to- spill the blood! Jim! U missed it!!
......by the way do youneed ear buds????
I actually really hate the song Sweet Caroline.
Taking a picture of my mule!!! Priceless
Please Jim keep up the good work
Logan you rule, thanks for these.
Wudya got back there?
don't worry about it.
Who doesn't like mashed potatoes?!
This episode JUST popped up on my recommended....when I got married I specifically banned "Celebrate", "We Are Family" or "Brick House", hahaha
And the almond green beans. Terrible!
I want to like this, but it is painfully unfunny. And who is stealing from who is Jim Norton stealing from him or is he stealing from Jim Norton because they’re doing the same character
Rock set at weddings: you shook me, hurts so good, don't stop believing, pour some sugar, shot through the heart or living on a prayer, love in an elevator & sweet child of mine, (if the DJ is feeling really wild)
Pointers for Dennis Falcone.
catholic wedding ceremonies/mass can last up to 3 hours. most of these churches don't have ac and you will be sweating for hours .if its in the winter the heat is so dry your eyes will close up and will look like your squinting all the time. its not pleasant at all.
really? every catholic wedding ive been to were less an hour or less and went quick. its those jew and Mormon weddings that will lead you to kill somebody.
i did attend one recently and it was not a long drawn out affair. i think they are changing with the times? it was over in about a hour and i was shocked lol
Yeah, his fruity wedding guy voice sounds a lot like Chippah.
Norton and Florentine were roomates I believe
This shit is absolutely fucking hilarious
Cash bar means cash is coming out of the card im giving you to pay for drinks lol.
That's because they all "came up" together. Norton, Florentine, Burr, Patrice, Vos, Keith Robinson, Jay Mohr, Kevin Hart and Colin at the head of it. The Comedy Cellar crew. All the "ugghs" etc. That's their schtick, smashing each other and everything else.
8:52 classic
Cash bar? I'm gonna take the money out of your card.. funny.. here's $73.25 ... Thanks for buying my beer...
“No chick has nice ears…always remember that” 😂
"She's next to join Weight Watchers",LMFAO!
36:46 Lmfao "I don't think she's next."
13:24: It was fun. His wife still doesn't talk to me to this day 😆😆😆
Steve Buscemi in the Wedding Singer.
Freaking hysterical!!!
I ate your fiancées box
37:58 fuckin' Florentine's anger is my favorite
God Jim is fucking hilarious.
"Yuh-get-it? - look!
Your not making salad!
😆
i'm surprised Angelo Benedetto hasn't commented here yet..
+Jimmy Jamestown Massacre To hell with that cigarette-hijacking Guinea hood.
Hat and cane....
Pretty much sums it up.
He hates people almost as much as I do!
tsssss tssss
If you book a destination wedding......yep.
I get through the fucking money grab of a thing called college by listening to Florentine.
Around 10:50 I love this guy for making his own dress code at someone else's wedding 🤘🏻
"my son just walked in the room. he's like 'dad, what's wrong with you'?"
That taking pics with the throwaway cameras thing is a hilarious idea
The Dolphins won.
daddy is not done trashing weddings and their participants lol
FUCKING MASHED POTATOES RULE
But the Kids like potata chips
isnt the joke about the picture from king of queens?
#AlexisMason was here........
i did get violentally sick from green beans with almonds once.
Was it in the freezer for a year?
YEECCK!
damn is Jim funny...and spot on.
is there anything this guy actually likes? jesus christ
Not from the last few podcasts I've heard! (Fireworks, explosions, action movies, any "nerd" movies anyone knows about ie: Star Wars, KISS, anything that reeks of phony or sentimental .)
Face it, his whole shtick is "Grouchy Old Dirtbag"
Makes sense that you guys need to listen to it...