Jimmy Carr Jokes to Prepare You For Natural Born Killer | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness 9 месяцев назад +59

    2:13:56 That was very sweet of you. She needed something special to brighten her day and you included her in your show and you made her feel wanted when she was at her lowest; it's a memory she'll never forget. I absolutely love your jokes, you might have been able to win the title of funniest comedian I've ever seen on jokes alone, but you being wholesome every now and then really just adds several more points on top!

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 8 месяцев назад +1

      Jimmy Carr doesn’t manage his own channel tho lol

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@LeanAndMean44 Yes, and I imagine if any humans operating his channel come across a comment like this and read it, and then later encounter Jimmy Carr and he asks "did they say anything nice about me?" that person will shrug and say "nah, they all hate you and think you're trash."

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness I don’t think Jimmy Carr would ask that, I don’t think they would tell him unsolicited, and I don’t think anybody reads the comments.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 8 месяцев назад

      @@LeanAndMean44 Ah yes, I'm sure he is completely unaware of what sort of comments his RUclips channel gets. He's got just absolutely no idea what goes on in here.

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheReaverOfDarknessbut I guess you can find out, surely he would respond to a comment like yours. But first, tell me, have you ever seen a comment under any of his videos that got a heart or a reply from the channel.

  • @adammulkey267
    @adammulkey267 9 месяцев назад +41

    Absolutely the best comedian out there. Love your material, keep them coming please!

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem 8 месяцев назад +12

    01:18:02 of course these days the Puppet looks more realistic than Carr himself after the work he’s had done! 😂

    • @Tyan_Nahts
      @Tyan_Nahts 4 месяца назад

      The puppet version looks more like Seth MacFarlane.

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 29 дней назад +2

    When this video cuts away to quiet audiences watching Jimmy perform it tells me that those people are the problem, because JC is EFFEN HILARIOUS.

  • @JeshuaFlores-du1xv
    @JeshuaFlores-du1xv 7 месяцев назад +35

    bro when he brought back the “when i was a kid i was scared of the dentist” joke with the kid 😂😂😂

    • @ResonantFractal
      @ResonantFractal 7 месяцев назад

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  • @kotogray8335
    @kotogray8335 8 месяцев назад +31

    All I'm saying is that very few comedians can make you cry with laughter...

  • @patrickungaro1447
    @patrickungaro1447 9 месяцев назад +18

    Excited for tomorrow!

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. 8 месяцев назад

      Why ?

    • @Bongothemox
      @Bongothemox Месяц назад

      @@Mossyz. i think they died

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. Месяц назад

      @@Bongothemox 🤣🤣

  • @clintonspeaks8668
    @clintonspeaks8668 8 месяцев назад +79

    My mom used to beat me with a metal coat hanger when i was younger, She did upgrade to a belt when i was born.

  • @KellyAllen-gc5oy
    @KellyAllen-gc5oy 8 месяцев назад +7

    Your timing and delivery were on point! What a great performance!

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 4 месяца назад

      ​@Ang543210- KellyAllen is another chat-bot spam unit. 🤖👀 Please ignore it.

  • @hugorune766
    @hugorune766 9 месяцев назад +17

    Love it, thanks Jimmy
    😁

  • @napoleao3409
    @napoleao3409 7 месяцев назад +17

    Oh man, the more I watch this, the more I like this Brit. The only regret is that even if my English isn't too bad but still, there are some gaps and the YT translations are rubbish. Anyway, Jimmy, is hilarious

    • @what1111
      @what1111 5 месяцев назад

      a

    • @JoshuaFlinn-r5s
      @JoshuaFlinn-r5s 4 месяца назад +2

      He’s not a Brit, he’s Irish.

    • @Eddie-km4do
      @Eddie-km4do 2 месяца назад +1

      He's an Irish man like myself

  • @jimmartin1803
    @jimmartin1803 6 месяцев назад +4

    Love his show. Even the stuff I don’t understand.

  • @leanneharley6311
    @leanneharley6311 9 месяцев назад +7

    Cant wait to see you at the Edinburgh Playhouse in August! CAN. NOT. WAIT! ❤

  • @philliphayden2727
    @philliphayden2727 8 месяцев назад +6

    Thanks for releasing all of you older material, including Specials and Cats over the last couple of years. Hope I can see you live on your US tour this year. Watching your new Special tomorrow, if timing is right, 3/4 of the people in this house don't get actual comedy or anything British and/or posh.

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 9 месяцев назад +20

    Lov jimmy carr jokes

  • @jeffyoung9341
    @jeffyoung9341 9 месяцев назад +5

    Will be watching!

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 29 дней назад

    The Michael Jackson Baby Shaking Joke was fantastic, it's all in the delivery.

  • @BigSteve_Gaming187
    @BigSteve_Gaming187 2 месяца назад +2

    1:13:40. Is it just me? Or, does Jimmy look more real in this scene 🤔? He doesn't look like the grown-up version of Slappy from R.L. Stines Goosebumps there. More like a mexican businessman and/or a turkish businessman. 🙃

  • @johnm7489
    @johnm7489 7 месяцев назад

    This is new to me, thank you Jimmy!

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 9 месяцев назад +3

    Damn, I thought the new special was streaming now but not til tomorrow!!

  • @bloodmoney88
    @bloodmoney88 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you very much.

  • @jefffitzsimmons2652
    @jefffitzsimmons2652 7 месяцев назад

    Had me at "ugly children."😅

  • @michaelb1498
    @michaelb1498 7 месяцев назад

    I'm an extract brewer, thanks Paul for another quick brew idea!

  • @StalkerIII
    @StalkerIII 7 месяцев назад

    Brilliant!

  • @imdagirl945
    @imdagirl945 8 месяцев назад +2

    we need more compilations jimmy

  • @xantech42
    @xantech42 9 месяцев назад +1

    Can’t wait!

  • @GerardHammond
    @GerardHammond 8 месяцев назад

    so funny. Thank you Jimmy

  • @CrouchingGrandpa
    @CrouchingGrandpa 9 месяцев назад +2

    Jimmyyyyyyyyyyyyy letsgoo

  • @charlottethompson2123
    @charlottethompson2123 9 месяцев назад +1

    Goodnight from London x

  • @laalki80
    @laalki80 7 месяцев назад +2

    2:12:32 Hah, stole that from Robbie Williams on Graham Norton!

  • @1first367
    @1first367 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:01:30 into this video. Best part! :)

  • @roydemarais
    @roydemarais 3 месяца назад

    I LIKED THE AUDIENCE'S JOKES AT LEAST AS MUCH...MAYBE MORE!!

  • @Beatricia1
    @Beatricia1 7 месяцев назад +19

    Don't listen to this at the gym😂

    • @michelecash5240
      @michelecash5240 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ZaneConnor
      @ZaneConnor 5 месяцев назад

      Or on the train

    • @HumbleMonsterUK
      @HumbleMonsterUK 2 месяца назад

      I only put it on when I have to walk somewhere over 20+ mins 😂

    • @01elvedin
      @01elvedin 3 дня назад

      That's a call out on challenge accepted 😂😂 and failed i. Laughs 🙈

  • @jelehan88
    @jelehan88 5 месяцев назад

    Buffy? the Vampire slayer?Your Muppet does look like Angel....

  • @oliveradams1555
    @oliveradams1555 7 месяцев назад

    Awesome. Makes me want to see him actually live.

  • @v.loveslaughter1968
    @v.loveslaughter1968 8 месяцев назад +1

    Insane

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 8 месяцев назад

    Moral Dilemma Starter Question: Depends on if the pandas are innocent or have killed the Whale's calf. Or maybe the Whale had mistaken the pandas for the killers, as they looked identical to the guilty pandas and to be fair they were looking for the Whale's newest born calf.

  • @dkmorris713
    @dkmorris713 8 месяцев назад +1

    I just watched the new special. I had no idea Jimmy was a dad. Congratulations aplently, my favortie comedian!

  • @0mr.nonsense0
    @0mr.nonsense0 8 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: Nobody knows if Tracy and the Dentist who likes Soup actually got together

  • @carrigancooper9562
    @carrigancooper9562 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy Carr make more videos please?

  • @shawnbartley9223
    @shawnbartley9223 8 месяцев назад +11

    Funniest man on the planet with a message, love ya work Jimmy stick it to the world champ!

    • @martynilsson4731
      @martynilsson4731 8 месяцев назад +1

      What message?

    • @lillired857
      @lillired857 8 месяцев назад

      um no

    • @KitNoxious
      @KitNoxious 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@martynilsson4731that comedians shouldn’t have to stick to safe topics

    • @jaredbell9463
      @jaredbell9463 6 месяцев назад

      B​@@KitNoxious

    • @MrLtia1234
      @MrLtia1234 4 месяца назад +1

      @@KitNoxious I don't think there are many stand up comedians that do stick to safe topics. Hardly any. Certainly since the 80s.

  • @MT-kx2uc
    @MT-kx2uc 9 месяцев назад +4

    Watching him on BBC1 now and he looks and acts like a puppet; it's creeped me out!

  • @freqeist
    @freqeist Месяц назад

    oh the hamster cheek version

  • @FoundaPeanut
    @FoundaPeanut 9 месяцев назад +3

    Where’s Alan?

  • @BostonDon
    @BostonDon 6 месяцев назад

    Nagasaki was an airburst, so no.. lol

  • @mused1019
    @mused1019 8 месяцев назад

    my names kelly.....lmfao....

  • @Quenthall
    @Quenthall 8 месяцев назад

    Hilarious

  • @KlNGOFTHEPIRATES
    @KlNGOFTHEPIRATES 9 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @carlthomas3074
    @carlthomas3074 5 месяцев назад

    4:50 too far! 😮

  • @LesusGames
    @LesusGames 3 месяца назад

    NGL, the puppet looks more like Charlie Sheen than it does Jimmy.

  • @Mossyz.
    @Mossyz. 2 месяца назад

  • @Rammbock
    @Rammbock 2 месяца назад

    Jimmy was much funnier in this period of his career

  • @SuLokify
    @SuLokify 9 месяцев назад +2

    Life is too short for reruns

  • @americanoutside
    @americanoutside 8 месяцев назад

    ❤😅😅😅😅😅😊

  • @JaiSue-j2p
    @JaiSue-j2p 6 часов назад

    I love chunky

  • @cyberjack
    @cyberjack 8 месяцев назад +2

    the new special Natural Born Killer wasn't that great IMO .. felt quite tame and without his usual edge .. sorry jimmy .. you cant win them all

    • @cyberjack
      @cyberjack 6 месяцев назад

      @@seeglines possibly yeah

  • @dudeimbusy
    @dudeimbusy 5 месяцев назад

  • @downunda107
    @downunda107 8 месяцев назад

    Please keep playing ALL of Your performances. Many of Us think You are Christ Like ! You know why , yes ? ........J.C. 😅 Stephen from geelong oztraya :)

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 7 месяцев назад

    How about some new material?

  • @jaysunbrady
    @jaysunbrady 8 месяцев назад +2

    The American audience dont really know what to make of him.

  • @kaelenburton2236
    @kaelenburton2236 4 месяца назад

    Yeah nah hea great but the mj baby joke sheesh man gotta draw the line somewhere 😂 w.t.h

  • @adamgrimsley6455
    @adamgrimsley6455 7 месяцев назад

    I saw Jimmy be nice to someone?

  • @pleappleappleap
    @pleappleappleap 2 месяца назад

    The would you bum your dad joke.
    Torturers have, at times, gone from door to door and pulled everyone out of a house and forced them to have sex with each other. People have dealt with it by having their children stay with the neighbors. Horrifying, no?

  • @imtheguvnor
    @imtheguvnor 9 месяцев назад +75

    Stop playing your old video's Carr.

    • @leanneharley6311
      @leanneharley6311 9 месяцев назад +126

      Stop watching videos your just going to moan about "guvnor!"

    • @myowngenesis
      @myowngenesis 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@leanneharley6311😅

    • @ThatOldStoner
      @ThatOldStoner 9 месяцев назад +18

      What does the video own?

    • @newprofilesowhat1339
      @newprofilesowhat1339 9 месяцев назад +60

      Stop using possessive apostrophes to pluralise words...

    • @myowngenesis
      @myowngenesis 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@ThatOldStoner whatever you're smoking, I want some

  • @SHA70
    @SHA70 8 месяцев назад +2

    New show really not good. Saw it on netflix. His gift is not there anymore. Too bad. I like him as a person.

  • @catalinnicolaevici2061
    @catalinnicolaevici2061 7 месяцев назад

    Wow i actually find British comedy really funny Im Romanian but i live in Cincinnati ohio(USA) i also find British females extremely sexy. Definitely need come visit maybe ill stay😂

  • @tesfuweldemikael2902
    @tesfuweldemikael2902 9 месяцев назад +1

    Daniel is hot

    • @danielmacdonald3130
      @danielmacdonald3130 9 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks

    • @tesfuweldemikael2902
      @tesfuweldemikael2902 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@danielmacdonald3130 I was joking. He isn't. His mum is. Believe me, I have sources. Or rather I went to the source.

  • @TheJoematarazzo
    @TheJoematarazzo 5 месяцев назад

    I liked Vlad.

  • @JoeScalise4
    @JoeScalise4 5 месяцев назад

    A and can S

  • @AD-JD
    @AD-JD 8 месяцев назад +2

    It’s awful. Netflix special is a hard watch. Couldn’t finish it. Sad

  • @damienholden2132
    @damienholden2132 7 месяцев назад

    Well u did not fight that mutch for ur country 1969

  • @Solid3d-Melb
    @Solid3d-Melb 8 месяцев назад +1

    The most non-funniest comedian alive.

    • @FaisalBones
      @FaisalBones 4 месяца назад

      14:32 i think you need to hear this part again

  • @Deleted11100
    @Deleted11100 4 месяца назад

    Fat jimmy carr was nearly funnier

  • @krowenfernandes246
    @krowenfernandes246 9 месяцев назад +6

    This was a waste, expected better. Jokes all below par. Some were really sad. Ricky and Anthony J is what i changed to halfway

  • @christianfiguroa7147
    @christianfiguroa7147 9 месяцев назад +3

    he talked about his niece and she’s only 6 and there’s a lot of people who have been reprimanded for stuff like that why does he get to get away with it that’s not equality. People have no back bone these days

    • @Darkdeity616
      @Darkdeity616 8 месяцев назад

      Are you fucking high 😂😂

    • @nodangles6983
      @nodangles6983 8 месяцев назад +9

      Stand-up comedy might not be your thing.

    • @wayne7521
      @wayne7521 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@nodangles6983I best sit down

    • @jameswatson2855
      @jameswatson2855 8 месяцев назад +8

      If you don't like don't watch

    • @viennois0123
      @viennois0123 8 месяцев назад +5

      You might be on to something big here. Don't let it slide. Better inform the authorities.

  • @mickey0303
    @mickey0303 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jimmy Carr is getting Old.... looks and sounds like he lost his edge...I used to like his Material. now I am just getting bored.

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 8 месяцев назад

      it's more like Jimmys Poetry Sessions

  • @lionelbologna8542
    @lionelbologna8542 8 месяцев назад

    I dunno if you sold out Jimmy...but your jokes aren't as funny

    • @j.a.weishaupt1748
      @j.a.weishaupt1748 6 месяцев назад

      Sold out to who? Why would someone pay him to be less funny?

  • @darienkinne1347
    @darienkinne1347 8 месяцев назад

    So this is what passes for comedy in Britain? That notion is far more funny than any of this guy's material.

    • @Nickm32797
      @Nickm32797 8 месяцев назад +5

      Obviously no sense of humor

    • @Jim-wr9iz
      @Jim-wr9iz 8 месяцев назад +3

      Darien probably just doesn't understand the jokes. Maybe the accent throws him.

    • @Michael-Masi-911
      @Michael-Masi-911 23 дня назад

      Hello Yanky

  • @MrDuffy81
    @MrDuffy81 7 месяцев назад +1

    What’s with the new Jimmy? He has a different hairline. Is he a clone or did he get hair Implant plugs?

  • @amedaius8492
    @amedaius8492 8 месяцев назад +114

    I miss slightly chunkier Jimmy Carr. Anyone else? I mean I laud him for getting healthier, but hes cuter when hes a little chubbier.

    • @ellissamsontech
      @ellissamsontech 8 месяцев назад +22

      I feel like he was funnier back then too, this latest show he’s done didn’t really get me laughing much.

    • @nadiajasminebaki4318
      @nadiajasminebaki4318 7 месяцев назад +4

      Was he I'll?

    • @BuddhatheBlackDog
      @BuddhatheBlackDog 7 месяцев назад +4

      Jimmy Carr before cosmetic surgery

    • @miamiinfinity5625
      @miamiinfinity5625 6 месяцев назад +3

      Wtf …. When was he heavy he was always slim

    • @DerEchteBold
      @DerEchteBold 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@miamiinfinity5625
      Yeah, it's really just the face.