My girlfriend roped me in to go berry picking. When we got to the farm you could go pick your own berries or buy boxes of them. I said ok we came to pick berries, I point at the boxes full of berries, I pick one of these and one of these. Done. Golden. Fortunately she's cool and laughed then we just bought a ton of berries for her friends and called it a day.
Camping sucks for real.I've tried it a few times and once ended up in a local motel.Never again with moskitos buzzing in the ear.Neighbors are always annoying I hate waiting for the nearest shitter in line or when you are alone,there is always someone twisting the door knob. Motels are better and I hate the humidity or rain in a tent. Thx for the post,have a good life! (In a motel)
I like the aspect of getting away from it all when it comes to camping but I do agree with him about all the work you have to do to actually go camping. Camping is great if someone else does all the planning and work and you just get to show up and enjoy it.
This guy is EXACTLY right. Who wants to go camping in the middle of the summer when it's hot af outside. I'm with him. I'd rather be in my air-conditioned house in front of the tv.
I like to camp if I'm at the beach, so I can surf or fish. I completely agree about camping sucking if you just pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere lol.
Drugs definitely makes camping better, and minus the broads. And as a matter of fact, that's the reason to go camping. Get away from the wife or girlfriend, and hang with friends, in nature, get the booze in ya' and you got the one friend who brought shrooms. Jim had some shitty people to camp with.
I have long said when asked about camping, sure I'll go camping... At the Holiday inn.. bed.,AC, Heat, cable, shower, toilet, breakfast.. maybe a bar... Pizza places that deliver know where it is.. OH and electricity!!
This is soo true, once I've stopped drinking, i can't even fathom why it's fun. Maybe if you have kids or there are some kind of activities, to do sober but F it
DrFizzington The ones I have come across are usually science majors from places like UC Davis and Berkeley and they do give off a lesbian vibe traveling in pairs with no men and their body language between each other. Say what you want, but I look 17 and they will approach me up there to talk since I don't give off a scary vibe and have a baby face. I have helped a couple of girls who were lost on the John Muir Trail as well. I hope they wouldn't suck my prick with my mom's mouth since she is 6 feet under and my dad is also dead as well. I am parentless and chicks feel sorry for me being an orphan so young so I get pity fucked easily if I play my cards right.
Florentine is a city mouse that doesn't want to be uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form period. He used to work construction but now is a snowflake.
I love camping, but only by myself…just me and my dog….I smoke weed all day and fish, it’s awesome…but you couldn’t pay me to camp with a bunch of douche bags….I take my shotgun with me just in case
love this guys resentful, sullen angry attitude - perfect antidote to the present day
4 years later this applies now more than ever...
Love this guy. Such a basket of sunshine
the day drinking thing is totally true.
My girlfriend roped me in to go berry picking. When we got to the farm you could go pick your own berries or buy boxes of them. I said ok we came to pick berries, I point at the boxes full of berries, I pick one of these and one of these. Done. Golden. Fortunately she's cool and laughed then we just bought a ton of berries for her friends and called it a day.
The pile of turd line was great
Man I fuckin love this guy.
This guy must fucking rule at a party!
Camping sucks for real.I've tried it a few times and once ended up in a local motel.Never again with moskitos buzzing in the ear.Neighbors are always annoying I hate waiting for the nearest shitter in line or when you are alone,there is always someone twisting the door knob.
Motels are better and I hate the humidity or rain in a tent.
Thx for the post,have a good life! (In a motel)
I'm DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!,," the stars,,maybe if THEY mixed them up I would look at them for a minute" HAHAHAHA!!!
I like the aspect of getting away from it all when it comes to camping but I do agree with him about all the work you have to do to actually go camping. Camping is great if someone else does all the planning and work and you just get to show up and enjoy it.
This guy is EXACTLY right. Who wants to go camping in the middle of the summer when it's hot af outside. I'm with him. I'd rather be in my air-conditioned house in front of the tv.
My idea of "roughing it" is a standard room at a Hampton Inn.
I friggin' DESPISE camping.
One of those shitty low cost activities that leave you bitter and sore.
I like florentine but fuck me, I had no idea he could be this funny
Thank you Jim I HATED CAMPING ALL MY LIFE.
He's such a city guy haha, I love camping
Florentine is the fucking greatest. I've never laughed harder at someone ranting.
Before baby wipes were invented? Lol
The cats crying 4:00 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
75 pipes? Was he camping in a Korean war surplus tent? Both our tents are 2 poles. 5 minutes.
They tied Twinkies to his shoe laces hoping the bear would eat them. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
City boy Jim
Camping is terrible for my health, I can never sleep, and I need a shit load of drugs to just to get through it.
Who brings a cat camping?
TM Gaming my best friend's mom...also all her dogs in a bohemeth 5th wheel. We think she'd take the fish also if feasible
TM Gaming
Losers and idiots
Going camping in a camper no tents
"Why would I do dat?"
Camping is actually EXTREMELY FUN. Especially if you like hiking and climbing mountains🤷🏽♂️ idk I really enjoy it.
DO YA?!
DO YA, REALLY?
Lol fuckin city boy. Love ya jim!
The shit story is hysterical.
16:31 I've listened to 2700 times.
I like to camp if I'm at the beach, so I can surf or fish. I completely agree about camping sucking if you just pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere lol.
"Pile of turds" lmfao!!!!!
idk man we go camping while visiting family and its really fun having some family time together on a quiet night by a lake
When you have 2 -3 weeks at most a year for vacation time. Wasting a second of that camping is absolute shit
Pile of elephant turds. Priceless!
camping is just homeless LARPing
Collect wood? Id rather collect ebola samples!
Camping in Jersey with a lodge and tv...wow that's roughing it!
Hilarious 😆
I could listen to this guy rant all day, so funny so true
'Cuz hot chick's can't go campin'. If my 20s was a sentence
When I see Marshmallows now, I will think of Jim.. slurping them out of a bung in exchange for a girl setting his tent up for him. :)
he sounds like bill burr on tons of valium lol
You're going camping? What are you, fiiive?
Drugs definitely makes camping better, and minus the broads. And as a matter of fact, that's the reason to go camping. Get away from the wife or girlfriend, and hang with friends, in nature, get the booze in ya' and you got the one friend who brought shrooms. Jim had some shitty people to camp with.
Interesting.
I hate camping!!
I have long said when asked about camping, sure I'll go camping... At the Holiday inn.. bed.,AC, Heat, cable, shower, toilet, breakfast.. maybe a bar... Pizza places that deliver know where it is.. OH and electricity!!
Camping SUCKS. Thank you.
This is soo true, once I've stopped drinking, i can't even fathom why it's fun. Maybe if you have kids or there are some kind of activities, to do sober but F it
The pile of turds 😂😂
I have seen hot college chicks backpacking. They are usually hot lesbians though.
DrFizzington The ones I have come across are usually science majors from places like UC Davis and Berkeley and they do give off a lesbian vibe traveling in pairs with no men and their body language between each other. Say what you want, but I look 17 and they will approach me up there to talk since I don't give off a scary vibe and have a baby face. I have helped a couple of girls who were lost on the John Muir Trail as well. I hope they wouldn't suck my prick with my mom's mouth since she is 6 feet under and my dad is also dead as well. I am parentless and chicks feel sorry for me being an orphan so young so I get pity fucked easily if I play my cards right.
such a tease right? lol
Great name Soy Sauce! Fucking Jimmy Norton is great!
What a dope . It's a tent not a rocket
The pile of turds😆😆
unless the girl your dating is super hot....camping sucks
Florentine is a city mouse that doesn't want to be uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form period. He used to work construction but now is a snowflake.
Damn right about Obama. Disaster.
i thought he was talking about trump.
I love camping, but only by myself…just me and my dog….I smoke weed all day and fish, it’s awesome…but you couldn’t pay me to camp with a bunch of douche bags….I take my shotgun with me just in case