@@cyberman179a woman was arrested for praying next to an abortion center in the UK. This could be referring to another case (in which I wouldn’t be surprised), but I’m pretty sure that is what this is referring to.
It was a superlative bass line, and you are a very special and good boy. I hope that nonsense holds himWHAT? No, I don't think I typed that, why do you ask?
@@NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh well now you're just pushing the goal posts - and you're still wrong. On top of the she/her joke, there's also the fsct that white college-aged women are typically indistinguishable from middle-aged white women in both appearances and political beliefs, as well as the joke that radical leftists are becoming as anti-semitic as racist incels. More than one joke on all counts.
Stupid dumb awful RUclips takes 70 billion years to finish uploading a video so it's not done yet! Sorry guys. I rescheduled the premiere for 6 pm but I'm not sure it will be done then. Dumb awful stupid RUclips.
Always relevant, clever and funny !😂 As a french 🇨🇵 catholic, following you for years, I think you are the best 👍 I want to see more of that on the internet.
Pastor Fiene, this is masterful. I’ve been on your sub list for many years and you’ve reached a new height with this in all aspects; technical, theological, spiritual, sociological, and humor. I am grateful that you don’t put out a huge amount of content, but focus on quality and craft. Love it.
Pink-Haired College Student chick: basically, your average woke SJW position. The Strawberry with glasses: basically, the David French position. The boy with changing online avatars: basically, you average 4Chan user (who makes it in certain circles of Twitter/X).
No Twitter/X mass banned everyone like that and none of them used anime profile pictures. edit: yeah didnt see that your comment is 7 months old, well it didnt age very well Especially after conscious philosopher managed to get millions of views everything went extremly fast down
The lore deepens. Someday we will be here to tell the younglings about a silly set of Scottish twins who taught us Sunday School lessons on this channel back in the good old days.
Thank you for this! I only learned the term a few years ago when I was asked if I agreed with “Christian nationalism” and I was like… “Uhhh, show me the manifesto and I’ll tell you if I agree.”
That's a good line; I should use it the next time someone asks me if I agree with some position I've never heard of I've fallen for the trap of guessing before (I figured immaculate conception must mean that Jesus was conceived by the Holy Spirit, not through the procreative act, and so said I believed it. Oops). I've also fallen for the trap of letting the interlocutor define the position they want to trap me into affirming (I was given a very uncharitable view of dispensationalism which characterized it based on the views of some cult which held to it instead of the views of normal Christians who held to it, and it wasn't until years later that I read a book written by a dispensationalist about the view, and learned that dispensationalism is really just the name for what I already believe, and I should just call myself a dispensationalist instead of endlessly qualifying covenant theology. Oops)
Concepts don't need a manifesto to exist. Christian nationalism is mostly about legislating civil and criminal laws that reflect people's views of Christianity (and wow are there many, thanks God for confusing the Christians I guess). Its really not that hard to find examples of this.
@@aleksakovacevic3350 sure thing, here's an example. The kitzmiller vs Dover was a US district Court case where the parents of students in Dover, York country PA sued the Dover area school district for forcibly teaching creations in alongside evolution. The court found that mandating creationism in a public school violated the establishment cause and ruled it unconstitutional. I'm giving you the cliff notes version since I'm judt going off the top of my head and don't wanna make this comment too long with too many details, if you want to know more please Google kitzmiller v Dover
I feel like I only understood this whole video because I'm way too online and now I'm questioning my life choices. Also that horseshoe theory moment at the end was gold.
Man, the part about them all getting on the case of the Milquetoast, middle of the road, strawberry dude just feels so cathartic. I do also appreciate the nod to the horseshoe political theory when dealing with the Jews specifically as well. Absolute banger man, great stuff!
As someone who has recently binged your old videos (including the CGI/computer voice ones), this feels like a cool throwback! It reminded of the “Choose Your Pope” short in particular. Funny video as always!
This feels inspired by SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! I can almost hear Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek saying things like "I hunger for death", "I covet the life of Job", and "Everyone lost, including me."
The satire here is punchy, relevant, and absolutely hilarious! I hope James White gets to see this, as he has been battling red/blue avatars with laser beam eyes on X lately. It would be great to see the Right Reverend Dr. on the Dividing Line.
And "racist", as well as "white supremacy", someone sent me a link from a few years ago where the left-wing British tabloid "The Guardian" argued that tea, the traditional English drink, is racist and "a leftover from our imperialist past", if fricking tea is an expression of racism and white supremacy, these terms have no meaning
@@JustinEimersTNT the key words are “in modern discourse”, on the lips of anyone other than a scholar of religion words like “fundamentalist”, “evangelical” or “Christian Nationalist” are nothing more than insults, similar to “moron”. Think about it, according to John Spong, Pope John Paul II was a fundamentalist because he believed in the physical resurrection of Christ and the Virgin Birth. However, according to Richard Dawkins, Spong himself was a fundamentalist because he was an Episcopal bishop. Just how meaningless a word does “fundamentalist” have to be to be applied that broadly?
@@JustinEimersTNTReading books is a great thing to do, but not to the extent that you aren't paying attention to the way that the society around you is defining the terms you use.
Christian nationalism is when faithful romaboos want the Imperium Christianum, but again. This is the only definition I'll accept, because it has a real historical basis. 21 centuries of Christian romaboos did it, or died trying.
Right, left, or center - at least we can all agree that the guy in the middle is the worst of the three, right? Better to be an honest extremist than a delusional moderate.
"I get arrested for saying 'Bible' within 300 yards of a Planned Parenthood."
Something similar to that actually happened in the UK.
It's an actual thing if you check out Safe Access Zones in Scotland.
Actually it was worse since it was a literal quiet thought, literally thought crime
Context?
@@cyberman179a woman was arrested for praying next to an abortion center in the UK. This could be referring to another case (in which I wouldn’t be surprised), but I’m pretty sure that is what this is referring to.
@@roamandread1451 that's demonic
"I covet the life of Job" is a great line
I want this on a tshirt with a picture of this game show host. Brilliant.
Hahaha!
So good
It is the one that got me as well
I’m deliberately not going to like this comment so it stays at 666 likes for a little longer 😂
the hiding behind obsecure 1700s theologians had me rolling
The anime loving edgelord should have been obsessed with eastern orthodoxy, that's the only thing they got slightly incorrect about the stereotype
@@Stevie-JEither that or Catholicism
@@storba3860 Or Wilson-ism.
Pretty much everything the host said had me rolling 😂😂😂☠️☠️
@@ethan9868 they hate Wilson because he has openly rejected the antisemitism and general racism
as a catholic, this alone was worth letting luther live
Hahahahaha! Oh dude, you got me!
:D
😅
😂
"You have no power here!!"
This is glorious in every possible way.
Agreed, Lol
I just found it funny when he made fun of the average Nick Fuentes fan.
arent you supposed to be the fruit in the video?
Indubitably
It is quite funny
Also, please compliment me on the theme song's bass line. I feel like it's a very good bass line and that I deserve modest praise for it.
It was a lovely bass line, I indeed bopped my head to it. ✨
The baseline was based.
I was feelin' it!
Any half decent bassline is cultural appropriation 🧑🏿
It was a superlative bass line, and you are a very special and good boy. I hope that nonsense holds himWHAT? No, I don't think I typed that, why do you ask?
Was half expecting Kip to say "If I have obtained favor with the Lord, let me die with the philistines."
"We are not jumpstarting THAT supervillain origin story" 🤣
"Skipped a Sam Smith song on Spotify and got charged with a hate crime" 🤣🤣🤣
You guys nailed this! Please, I would love to see a recurring series of "Is This Christian Nationalism?"
YES!!! really this needs to be a thing!
"nailed this"-on a Lutheran channel.
Nice.
When Lutheran Satire uploads, you have to cancel your plans.
I absolutely lost it when the boy's avatar appeared. Then I continued to lose it for the rest of the video. I am lost. How did I get here?
The Holy Spirit led you.
"And my pronouns are she/her"
"....and we're sick of you already 😀"
LMAOOO
Not beating the ‘one joke’ allegations
@@NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh
How? This video made jokes at the expense of not just gender theory, but also of racist incels and neo-cons.
@@thomasbailey921 One joke about the first of these.
@@NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh well now you're just pushing the goal posts - and you're still wrong. On top of the she/her joke, there's also the fsct that white college-aged women are typically indistinguishable from middle-aged white women in both appearances and political beliefs, as well as the joke that radical leftists are becoming as anti-semitic as racist incels.
More than one joke on all counts.
@@NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh it's not a real allegation.
It's an attempt to say "you aren't allowed to ever joke about this".
This was great but would have been even funnier if Horus was a contestant
Would have been way better with Donnel and Connell or Frank the Hippie Pope involved.
Pink/orange hair was channeling Horus.
And a certain set of Celtic twins…
The guy on the end was Horus.
They were all Horus in different guises.
This will be replay fodder I can tell. So many gems thrown in I need to play on half speed to catch them! Great job Hans sir
This has big Adult Swim energy.
Morel Oral
@@CoalMnrsDotr The host DOES kinda look like Orel's dad...
Adult swim energy but cleaner
@@IncredibleMD i suppose that's the intentional vibe
Can't believe you got David French, Nick Fuentes, and Briahna Joy Gray to help voice this skit. Those LCMS checks are cashing in big time!
I thought it was Phil Vishcer
The host could be Redeemed Zoomer in 15 years
Redeemed zoomer is the kid on the right
@@moor236nah he’s too nice for that
@@moor236 He's not the kid on right mixed with the host and a little bit of the strawberry
@@moor236 as much as I dislike him, that isn't fair. 🤣
@@moor236 You’ve never watched him then. Like, at all.
"I covet the life of Job"... definitely gonna use that one all the time now 😆
I honestly don’t like this phrase. It’s not honest, because the life of Job implies very difficult living
@@wserthmar8908that’s the point. He is hyperbolically saying that Job’s life of suffering is preferable to listening to them talk
@@carsonianthegreat4672 , I wouldn’t want to use this particular hyperbole
@@wserthmar8908That's because you have no sense of humor.
Stupid dumb awful RUclips takes 70 billion years to finish uploading a video so it's not done yet! Sorry guys. I rescheduled the premiere for 6 pm but I'm not sure it will be done then. Dumb awful stupid RUclips.
We'll be counting down the seconds!
No worries
Sure it will be worth the wait!
@@FollowersofTheShepherdfound you
@@doompenguin1120 😭
😂 I'm laughing so hard that I missed most of the dialog during the second half of the video!
Going to watch it over again.
0:47 that’s such an oddly specific, but accurate description 😂
Never has someone better encapsulated the Christian experience online today.. the obscure theologian avatar... chef's kiss
Also see the Stonetoss comic "But if we use the government, how will we stop people from using it against us?"
Stonetoss is brilliant
Guy on the right is literally every Instagram commenter
And every Twitter Nazi pseud
Or an average ifunny or 4chan user.
@@prydain4131oh please…
The problem is that the strawberry isn’t radical enough. He needs to go full on Hoppean.
Give him time...
"No, no, none of that! We are not jump starting that super villain origin story!" 😂
Glad the Left-Right Horseshoe made an appearance
Also, two free videos in the same month? Thank you! This was a treat
This is a genuine work of art
Always relevant, clever and funny !😂 As a french 🇨🇵 catholic, following you for years, I think you are the best 👍 I want to see more of that on the internet.
"You're worse than scabies." That is where I lost it. lol
How’d you get Phil Vischer to agree to appear?
Pastor Fiene, this is masterful. I’ve been on your sub list for many years and you’ve reached a new height with this in all aspects; technical, theological, spiritual, sociological, and humor. I am grateful that you don’t put out a huge amount of content, but focus on quality and craft. Love it.
5:07 Indeed, the Horseshoe Theory was real all along...
Only just getting around to watching tis now.
Kip Sweatervest? Now THAT'S a reference.
Edit: That was amazing! Every line was great!
"I hunger for death."
He is literally me.
I’m sorry bro. Just know that things will get better.
Not "literally," just using the parlance of some RUclips comment sections as you do (we do be meme-in').
Lil bro getting replaced by an anime avatar made me chuckle
After rejoining X/Twitter, this video makes even more sense. Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
Pink-Haired College Student chick: basically, your average woke SJW position.
The Strawberry with glasses: basically, the David French position.
The boy with changing online avatars: basically, you average 4Chan user (who makes it in certain circles of Twitter/X).
Mostly agree other than the 4chan part. The average anon is an atheist
More than once, I've wondered if the 2017-era 4chan/Q/meme crowd regrouped and coined CN.
No Twitter/X mass banned everyone like that and none of them used anime profile pictures.
edit: yeah didnt see that your comment is 7 months old, well it didnt age very well
Especially after conscious philosopher managed to get millions of views everything went extremly fast down
Contestants:
Cultural Warrior
Retreat-er
Cultural Warrior
Wow. You really nailed the tropes. Also, great bass line on the theme song.
Comedic timing can’t be taught man. And you have it. This is amazing
"None of the glory, all of the inconvenience!" 🤣
The anon getting banned mid-show 😂
"We are absolutely not jumpstarting that supervillain origin story."
Did anyone else catch that "Kip Sweatervest" was a nod to the list of "Whitest names you can think of" from "A Latter Day Regift"?
Reference: ruclips.net/video/w7bukaRhbI0/видео.htmlsi=0znV-OlIMaZIczo4&t=280
Good to know he's not a false prophet.
I thought it was a nod to the "Sweatervest Dialogues," a series of YT videos featuring Doug Wilson and James White.
The lore deepens.
Someday we will be here to tell the younglings about a silly set of Scottish twins who taught us Sunday School lessons on this channel back in the good old days.
@@Silence-and-Violence Donal and Conal are Irish. Come on, Patrick!
Thank you for this! I only learned the term a few years ago when I was asked if I agreed with “Christian nationalism” and I was like… “Uhhh, show me the manifesto and I’ll tell you if I agree.”
That's a good line; I should use it the next time someone asks me if I agree with some position I've never heard of
I've fallen for the trap of guessing before (I figured immaculate conception must mean that Jesus was conceived by the Holy Spirit, not through the procreative act, and so said I believed it. Oops). I've also fallen for the trap of letting the interlocutor define the position they want to trap me into affirming (I was given a very uncharitable view of dispensationalism which characterized it based on the views of some cult which held to it instead of the views of normal Christians who held to it, and it wasn't until years later that I read a book written by a dispensationalist about the view, and learned that dispensationalism is really just the name for what I already believe, and I should just call myself a dispensationalist instead of endlessly qualifying covenant theology. Oops)
Concepts don't need a manifesto to exist.
Christian nationalism is mostly about legislating civil and criminal laws that reflect people's views of Christianity (and wow are there many, thanks God for confusing the Christians I guess).
Its really not that hard to find examples of this.
@@hughmongous5089 please show me an example
@@aleksakovacevic3350 sure thing, here's an example.
The kitzmiller vs Dover was a US district Court case where the parents of students in Dover, York country PA sued the Dover area school district for forcibly teaching creations in alongside evolution. The court found that mandating creationism in a public school violated the establishment cause and ruled it unconstitutional.
I'm giving you the cliff notes version since I'm judt going off the top of my head and don't wanna make this comment too long with too many details, if you want to know more please Google kitzmiller v Dover
It’s 900 pages
Thanks, Rev., now I understand Christian Nationalism!
And knowing would be half the battle!
I feel so called out by the strawberry.
How do you reconcile this with 6-day creation?😇
$100 bet on a 14 leg parlay (Bromans 17.38)
I feel like I only understood this whole video because I'm way too online and now I'm questioning my life choices.
Also that horseshoe theory moment at the end was gold.
...
*sigh*
yea...
Needs to be a regular segment on TBN.
This should be longer
One of the funniest (and exceptionally relevant) things I've seen in ages.
"And I long for the life of Job!" 😂😂
Its like you harnessed the power of Twitter in all these characters, good job! Now rest soldier.
Man, the part about them all getting on the case of the Milquetoast, middle of the road, strawberry dude just feels so cathartic. I do also appreciate the nod to the horseshoe political theory when dealing with the Jews specifically as well.
Absolute banger man, great stuff!
This is literally the best thing I have ever watched.
As someone who has recently binged your old videos (including the CGI/computer voice ones), this feels like a cool throwback! It reminded of the “Choose Your Pope” short in particular. Funny video as always!
This feels inspired by SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! I can almost hear Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek saying things like "I hunger for death", "I covet the life of Job", and "Everyone lost, including me."
“I covet the life of Job” 😂😂
So nice to have you back - we need a lot lot more.
This is one of the best ones in a while, I was cracking up the whole time
I nearly passed out laughing when the show host said, "Ya, well I covet the life of Job."
Love the '70s vibe.
For a moment I thought you said Will Wheaton was going to be a speaker. Yhat would've made this parody almost prescient.
The satire here is punchy, relevant, and absolutely hilarious! I hope James White gets to see this, as he has been battling red/blue avatars with laser beam eyes on X lately. It would be great to see the Right Reverend Dr. on the Dividing Line.
"And we're sick of you already."
Exactly.
Jerry Berry never recovered from hearing that detailed explanation of circumcision.
I have never heard a better description of Phil Vicher than “now he talks like a Methodist lady-pastor attending a Mitt Romney prayer breakfast” 😂😂😂
Dude, you rock! That was hilarious!
Okay that anime avatar is awesome though
This is your new masterpiece.
Please make more.
"Christian Nationalist" is up there with "Evangelical" and "Fundamentalist" as words that have no real meaning in modern discourse.
Ditto for “Misogyny”
And "racist", as well as "white supremacy", someone sent me a link from a few years ago where the left-wing British tabloid "The Guardian" argued that tea, the traditional English drink, is racist and "a leftover from our imperialist past", if fricking tea is an expression of racism and white supremacy, these terms have no meaning
Ya’ll need to read a book…yikes
@@JustinEimersTNT the key words are “in modern discourse”, on the lips of anyone other than a scholar of religion words like “fundamentalist”, “evangelical” or “Christian Nationalist” are nothing more than insults, similar to “moron”.
Think about it, according to John Spong, Pope John Paul II was a fundamentalist because he believed in the physical resurrection of Christ and the Virgin Birth. However, according to Richard Dawkins, Spong himself was a fundamentalist because he was an Episcopal bishop. Just how meaningless a word does “fundamentalist” have to be to be applied that broadly?
@@JustinEimersTNTReading books is a great thing to do, but not to the extent that you aren't paying attention to the way that the society around you is defining the terms you use.
Lutheran Satire after uploading a video: "Sorry boys, but I gotta run."
Way better than I'd expected from the title. Thank you for this!
The amount of guys online I see who are like the 3rd guy isn't even funny 😂
Aside from the anime profile picture and the validation coveting, the third contestant was correct on his points.
LOL this was rlly funny 😭😭
Voice acting was immaculate 💫
Wow nice job posting this the same day Ryan Turnipseed gets excommunicated
I had to look it up because that name sounded completely fake. Apparently it's real though lol, gotta read up on it
The fact that jerry berry has my mustache makes me laugh but also offends me deeply 😂
We want more Frank the Hippie Pope and Donnell and Connell!
OK Patrick
@@DerekPower Well we all love the twins, Patrick.
You totally slay! Thank you for the laughs. When are Conall and Donall going to take on the woke regime?
Man, you are legitimately hilarious I can't
Excellent! Though I would like to see more Donnell and Connell.😊
Glad I'm not the only one
Thank you for this. It may not be for everyone, but it’s for those who it’s for, and at this moment, I am one of them.
The one-liners in these videos are unmatched by anything on television
"I bought my niece a Precious Moments bible and got put on an FBI watchlist" 🤣🤣
This Robot Chicken vibes loved it
It’s funny because Phil Vischer is crazy now
This is probably one of the best skits you've put together.
"has now switched to his alternate account named after an obscure 17th century theologian he has never actually read"
Jesus Christ
Wouldn't really consider him obscure, but okay
Who was the actual theologian referenced in the video?
Daaamn, animation upgrade!! God bless you!!
The disaffected young man is literally me. Although I am mixed race.
Comedy gold. Thank you and may God bless you.
This is it. This is the culture. You did it.
Another classic. You sir, are a gift.
Christian nationalism is when faithful romaboos want the Imperium Christianum, but again.
This is the only definition I'll accept, because it has a real historical basis. 21 centuries of Christian romaboos did it, or died trying.
Phil Visher is the strawberry. Awesome
Freedom From Reason Front (FFRF) just declared Billy Graham a Christian Nationalist...🤦♂️
well, I guess they are free from reason
“.. and now you’re tied!” 😂🤣
Right, left, or center - at least we can all agree that the guy in the middle is the worst of the three, right? Better to be an honest extremist than a delusional moderate.
They're all equally bad. The moderate is just more annoying.
Glorious wit: from super villian origin story to tuxedo.