Miraak react to your strength depending on how many dragons you have killed
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2024
- In this video, I will show Miraak's reaction to Dovahkiin's achievements in Skyrim.
💎 I wish you the most enjoyable viewing! 💎
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✨ Song at the end: Malukah - Dragonborn Comes
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٠ TIMECODE:
00:00 - INTRODUCTION
00:25 - If you killed a few dragons
00:33 - If you've killed enough dragons
00:42 - If you have killed many dragons
00:51 - If you killed Alduin
01:13 - OTHER VIDEOS
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Skyrim ٠ Miraak react to your strength depending on how many dragons you have killed 
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So you have slain a few frostbite spiders, and yet...
@@WhoElseButJarjosa
So you have slain a few Spermcloaks, and yet...
@@Randych so you have slain a few Pimperials, and yet…
omg it a little kitten!
I'm sure I've seen other players with Miraak now as a follower. But I've yet to find out how it's done.
_So... Any ideas or is it a MOD that I've yet to come across?_ 🤔🤷♂
“I could have slain him myself, but I chose a different path” has the same energy as “I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school”
"This isn't even my main account."
"I could've won I was just lagging"
That’s a valid excuse
💀💀
In Russia we call it "Yes, I have a gaming PC, but at my grandma's house"
"I could've slain him myself...but I chose a different path"
*Gets bodied by Valok the Jailor*
I mean he did get caught unprepared when Vahlok discover his plan and they were in an age where dragon were more unify and have servant that work for them
So Mirrak didn’t challenge them, he got caught with his pants down and are force into a last stand
Also Vahlok didn’t face Mirrak alone
@@hungcuong606 How do you know that Vahlok did not face Miraak alone? They're both Nords so it be pretty possible that it's a fight for death.
@@konodioda6969 temple of Mirrak is littered with dragon skeletons
It was a fight to the death i never said it wasn’t however I highly doubt it was a duel where Vahlok challenge Mirrak and vice versa. It was basically an all out civil war
@@hungcuong606 just because there's tons of dead dragons does not mean they were in that fight lmao
@@hungcuong606 he still got his ass beat tho
So, i doubt he could’ve beaten the world eater
Miraak is literally "I could have gone pro but I tore my ACL"
I took an arrow to my knee
I could’ve gone pro if I hadn’t joined the Navy
@@TheLoveTrain
I learned Dragonrend you know
At some cushy Bards Collage
Try the College of Winterhold
Could have become Archmage if I didn't have to win a civil war
I'm not one of those shouting fossils from High Hrothgar
I could break Alduin in two, with my bear hands
Don't fuck with this dragonborn
@@richardblack9474XDDD
That one guard could have been an adventurer like you, before he took an arrow in the knee
"I could have slain Alduin myself but my sweetrolls were in stove"
Best reason ever!
Mirrak the first doughvakiin
This sounds like a line that can get implemented in the Miraak's bakery mod.
@@idkname420 well there is a mod where you can save Miraak and make him your companion/walking chest/husband (yes yes yes). This mod includes him sandboxing so he can really mine for ore, smith smth, pray or cook while you pick your nose in the area where such thing is possible
Is this on Nexus?
Miraak is the type of kid that would put a rock in a snowball because he was losing.
I ain’t never heard that before XD probably because it only snows like once every blood moon in the south
I just straight up threw a stick instead 😂
Yeah you could have killed Alduin but you didn't because you were busy, c'mon bro
and then proceeded to be beaten by another dragon priest, c'mon bro!
He was yoinked into Apocrypha by a Daedric Lord after all, not like Alduin would bother going there just to fight Miraak without having to deal with Hermaeus Mora too
I mean mood. How many hours have you played Skyrim without going to Bleak Falls Barrow?
He was busy doing side quest
Hermaeus Mora keep giving him settlement to help
@@hungcuong606 accurate the dragonborns are errand boys for everyone
It always irritates me how my tank-build Dragonborn is so easily grounded by that Miirak’s 1 dollar store sparks…
Like…come on..
Game developers just can’t resist scripted stupidity. You might be a badass god but you’re still getting kidnapped by a mook because bad writing.
Dollar store? You can get that shit for free 💀
@@Skullhawk13 HOHOHO TRAVELLER, THANKS FOR GETTING THE STAFF OF MAGNUS FOR ME, I'LL BE TAKING THAT.
I'd say because that's when you've first arrived in Apocrypha for the first time in a weakened state(tentacles?!🤐) but I'd be sounding like those guys who try to explain every obvious plot hole, So forget what i just said. 😂
@@VeryPeeved This. xD
So basically it doesn't matter what u do he still flexes his superiority over u
Last one is middle school level excuse "I could have done it but i didn't want to"
It's because he learned Dragon Aspect and Bend Will before you did
@@gehrig7593 I mean tbf, how many of us have foregone the main quest just to f off and do our own thing with mods and such? Miraak is just on his 27th playthrough with Alternate Start installed.
@@CelestialDraconis I never thought of it this way
As insufferable as it gets lol
"You have no idea the true power a Dragonborn can wield!"
"Sorry old timer, i can't hear you over the sound of my Fortify Restoration loop"
While wielding the insanely overpowered fork that insta kills anything it hits.
Wooden training sword that burns gods to death
"I can make armor so powerful, that I could put it on a random no name civilian, tell them to PUNCH you ONCE, and you would die instantly. Would you like to find out how powerful my set is?"
"Your Fortify Restoration loop is no match for my greatly buggy boss fight system, good luck hitting me once I am transparent for eternity"
@@yazanhussam8182 I can feel you.
"So you killed Parthunax AND Alduin. You are the monster here, Dragonborn"
Won't even touch the game' without the spare Parthunax mod active...
@@Bruced82 bow down to dragon himmler
@@Bruced82 Eh, I just ignore Delphine after Skyhaven is cleared. Beem learning how much of the main quest can be ignored like not reporting back to Baalgruf after the first dragon is killed. Just wait for the greybeard summon to happen at around the stables. You can skip the college and go straight to Septimus.
The one we can't skip is the Delphine stuff. There is a mod called At Your Own Pace. Part of that mod puts Windcaller's Horn back at the dungeon instead of Delphine's letter but you have the choice to trigger the Delphine stuff when you're good and ready. That and couple of other thing about that mod tells me that it should be possible to remove Delphine from the main quest without breaking the game. A 'letter from a friend' or anonymous Blade member letter could be what triggers the dragonrend quest instead of Alduin's wall. Delphine and Esbern still have to show up for the peace treaty though. I don't there's any way to cut them out of that.
@@Bruced82 I've played only vanilla and never touched the good Parthunax
@@chadharger9323 wait what? What happens if you skip going to balgruuf?
“I could have slain him myself..but then I took an arrow to the knee”
It’s literally 1984
BEST ONE YET!!!
Classic
Oh he got married
Miraak - You have done little beyond killing a few dragons.
Also Miraak- and yet. . .dear divines and deadra! How many wolves did you kill? Are there any even left in Skyrim?!
And chickens! Oh you monster
And yet...Holy mother of Mara...are you half nirnroot?! How many of those have you eaten?!?
YOU HAVE HOW MANY WHEELS OF CHEESE STORED IN BREEZEHOME?!?!?
The Dragonborn clearing Skyrim of wolves would irreversibly damage the ecosystem even more so than dragon attacks.
@@NoobiePro114 Well, it's not the Dovahkins' fault. Those moronic wolves see a 5'5 - 6'0 upright walking creature carrying bizarre glowing weaponry, wearing clanking, shuffling armor, sprinting around at inhuman speeds, never tiring and all while speaking in a strange tounge and then, for some unholy reason, the wolf decides that thing would be an easier source of food than a rabbit or deer.
Game devs don't understand animals apparently.
"trust me bro I could've killed him bro I swear please bro you gotta believe me bro I just chose a different path bro plea-"
“I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school, you don’t know her! No please bro you gotta believe me, she’s real bro and she’s really hot she’s just from another school bro plea-“
Miraak: “So you slayed Alduin. Well done. I could have slain him myself back-“
Dragonborn: “And Parthurnaax.”
Miraak: “Ah.”
Dragonborn: “And the emperor.”
Miraak: “Well…”
Dragonborn: “Also the Harkon Vampire cult.”
Miraak: What does that matt-“
Dragonborn: “Also Movarth.”
Miraak: “Dude no way!”
Dragonborn: “And General Tullius.”
Miraak: “Right.”
Dragonborn: “And Ulfric Stormcloak.”
Miraak: “…”
Dragonborn: “And Potema the Wolf Queen.”
Miraak: “Enough of this!”
Dragonborn: “And All eleven of the High Dragon priests.”
Miraak: “ō_ō”
Dragonborn: “And your mom.”
Miraak: “Depart from me-“
Dragonborn: “And your dad.”
how dare you kill paarthurnax >:(
@@WomanSlayer69420 And the emperor, and the Harkon vampire cult, and Movarth, and general Tullius, and Ulfric Stormcloak, and Potema the Wolf Queen, and all eleven of the high Dragon Priests, and your mom, and your dad.
@@SaintDamain eh they can go, but Paarthurnax? How bloody dare you.
@@WomanSlayer69420 Yes but also the emperor, and the Harkon vampire cult, and Movarth, and general Tullius, and Ulfric Stormcloak, and Potema the Wolf Queen, and all eleven of the high Dragon Priests, and Miraak’s mom, and Miraak’s dad.
@@SaintDamain that doesn't justify you killing Paarthurnax. I *demand* you reset your entire game and do a playthrough where you kill all the villains except Paarthurnax to atone for your sins.
Every dragon you kill, increases the Copium that Miraak is inhaling.
"I could have slain him myself, but i chose a different pa-"
"Well bro say what you want but according to the records that are not-so-well hidden in your own realm, you 100% got your ass clapped by the dragon equivalent of a prison guard.. any comments about this?"
Súmale un ejército de dragones en su mejor momento, y un sacerdote dragon que me atacan por sorpresa, claramente no iba a poder hacerlo.
Pero 1 v 1 contra Alduin claro!
"Well... umm... guards back in my day level scaled all the way up with you, so he was like level 150 so there!"
Just remember, this guy thought he could keep a secret from the literal Daedric Prince of secrets.
In its own house.
Y HM no podía hacer nada al respecto, más que utilizar/servir a TLDB para que haga el trabajo sucio.
Like that deadric prince wouldn’t know what he was up to.
Miraak was an arrogant MFer, no doubt about that.
@@Venneroth to us, this is a god conscripting us to fight the most dangerous enemy we've ever confronted
to Hermaeus Mora, this is pest control
Dragonborn: I had a healthy breakfast this morning.
Miraak: I could have had a healthy breakfast when I walked the earth. I could have had 2.. no 10 hundred bajillion healthy breakfasts!
“I could’ve slayed him myself” of course you could’ve bro💀
Miraak sets the difficulty to novice
Let's be honest, he's easy XD
I mean I killed him with a spoon....
He could have, he was literally made for this, auri El gave him all the power necessary to slay alduin but he betrayed and went off to be tentacled by herma mora
@@RMadaraPlay hes probably japanese
@@baconlando4569 I thought telekinesis was a parlor trick, you can actually use it to kill people?
"You have no idea of the true power a dragonborn can wield!"
Me, the Thane of the Reach, Pale, Eastmarch, and the Rift, Archmagus of Winterhold, Listener of the Night mother, Agent of Nocturnal, Imperial Legatus, Half blooded Coldharbour Vampire, harbringer of the companions, possessor of a literal armory of Daedric Artifact, the Last Dragonborn, and The Slayer of Alduin :
"🌚.....yes"
Imperial? That makes it all irrelevant!
Imperial???? Not a true Nord eh?
and yet
Do you really think he'd care about most of those titles?
@@liamjm9278 how about my fork that could one shot anything on legendary difficulty along with armor that can take a hit from the literal divines? Oh and don't forget my 90% magic resistance and 100% magic absorption. He'll definitely care about that when he gets obliterated in one swing.
Miraak: *spends thousands of years becoming powerful in apocrypha*
Also Miraak: *only uses the novice lightning spell*
"So, you captured Ohdaviing...then the Court Wizard of Whiterun did *what?*
And then you released him to ride on his back to *where?* To kill *who?*
Okay. I could have done that."
He has Bend Will, getting a dragon to fly him there would have been the easy part.
I like the idea of the Dragonborn regailing Miraak with the detailed story of how he killed Alduin. And Miraak listening very respectfully lol
Meanwhile me randomly summoning both dragons on a lvl 10 bandit camp
I could have slayed Alduin but another settlement needs my help.
Lmao
Here i marked it on your map
Wrong game bro 😂
Fallout 4 protagonist: "No... GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Skyrim paradoy said it best "i choose a different path" "really because it looked like you pissed them off and they burned your whole temple down" "oh look its the rainbow warrior"
That’s because he left a cigar burning on the nightstand! OK? It happens!
"you have no idea the true power a dragonborn can wield"
*Whips out 5 trillion health absorbing fork*
If two dragonborns fight, will the winner absorb the power like Highlander? Eat his dragonsouls and shouts
Considering Miraak kill steals your dragon souls, and you get them back once you kick his ass, I’d say yes. You absolutely absorb his dragonsouls. Not sure about the shouts tho. Possibly? Lorewise, maybe, gameplay not so much
You take all the souls he stole from you back and his own soul as well.
You probably take his own soul as well, since he also has the soul of a dragon.
Maybe, except Mora had dibs on it.
@@zacharyrollick6169 I’m pretty sure Dragonborn souls always return to akatosh, so I don’t even know if mora could have dibs on it.
"I could've slain Alduin, but I chose a different path."
"Yeah, a path that crossed the road because you're a chicken! Bwok, bwok, bwok!"
And I thought, my jokes were good.
YOOOOOOO!!!! ROASTED!!!!!!!
DAMN
"So you killed Old Salty. Yeah, I'm probably gonna die soon."
lmao
"I could have slain Alduin but i chose a different path".
I see Mirak is my previous character.
"What part of _World Eater_ did you not understand, Miraak? Did you think you were just a garnish?"
"I could've slain him myself"
*gets folded by the last dragonborn even with the help of dragons, proceeds to get yeeted by Mora
Pero, literalmente doblegó al tipo que venció a Alduin, no es broma lo de que podría haberlo diezmado casualmente.
Y HM dio el golpe de gracia, sin la ayuda de DB el no tenía nada que hacer contra Miraak, ni siquiera en su propio reino.
I like how every dragonborn in chat took those personally 😂❤
It'd be funny if Skyrim was realistic and if you had max magic resistance, his shock spell doesn't phase you and you just cut right to the final boss and skip the whole DLC lmao
max is 90 soooo...it is going to happen always
*Dragonborn arrives*
Miraak: What was that? *Try to take out the dragonborn with shock but their magic resistance is too high*
Miraak:...Oh fuck....
*Cut to the Miraak flying off of the tower to his death*
Not with extremely op enchants.
If you have magic absorption and it triggers on the attack and stops it from hitting you, you just kinda stand there unharmed while he monologues.
Its really awkward and doesnt change the scene, you still fade to black even if you dont get hit.
@@tunencio7288Shock resistance caps around 80%, add on the 80-90% magic resistance, then add magic absorption from Breton race, atronach stone, and enchantments as well... you could very well become immune to it if I'm not forgetting any questionable design choices.
While Miraak is stronger than Alduin by the events of Skyrim, it took him several Thousand years as Herma-Mora’s boy toy to reach that level. If you go by their level caps, it takes you less than a year in-game to surpass Alduin.
tbf: Npcs can't grind by themselves so he had to wait for you
Lo dudo, con todos los beneficios que tenía hace mil años el podría haber diezmado a Alduin según el lore.
Miraak:i could've slain him myself
Everyone:yeah,sure you could,buddy
I was about to ask "what about no dragons?" but then I remembered this DLC starts after you kill the first dragon 😀
I think you could brute force your way to Solsteim, but I gotta go check that out myself. If I do, I'll let you know
the questline starts after progressing a bit through Way of the Voice. But you can go to solsteim if you go to the ship and pay to go there.
@@shad03void99 you can go there even after just escaping helgan you just can't start the questline of fighting Miraak because Freya isnt at the temple
@@Deaglan753 Ahhh, aight. Thanks
@@willhornsby206 I know, I meant the plot tho
Miraak saying he could have beaten Alduin is like George Foreman saying he could have beaten Ali but just CHOSE to become a grill salesman.
George actually could have beaten Ali. Ali was a master strategist but if he had failed at any point he would have lost. If George hadn't retired he might have done better in a rematch against Ali. Maybe not win but still not get knocked out.
"but I chose a different path". Yeah, rebelling against dragons, losing, being chased to Solstheim, imprisoned and fucked by Vahlok and being rescued by Herma Mora but having to be his bitch. I'm sure he's happy with the path he chose xD
Miraak >>>> HM.
“I could have slain Alduin blindfolded with both arms tied behind my back. But I didn’t because that would have been too easy”
I'd love it if if you killed an absurd amount he would start getting afraid of you.
"And yet...
By Akatosh, that must be atleast two hundrend of them! Youve killed Alduin and... Paarthurnax? Do you even sleep?!
Me A Vampire who hasn't slept since getting infected: What's sleep?
"Well, I have technically slept one hour to be hired by the dark brotherhood."
Sleep? I never sleep. I just wait.
@@kratkartan1486 you technically don't even need sleep or sustenance nor any need to poop.
"I could've slain him myself, but I chose a different path-"
"My guy, while Alduin was alive I became the listener for the dark brotherhood, the guild-master of the thieves guild, the harbinger of the companions, the arch-mage, the thane of EVERY HOLD, and a few others here and there. All that and I still found time to slit that dragons throat. Say hi to him in hell, will ya?"
(sounds of dragonborn violence)
"I could have slain alduin too" has that same energy as "I can throw a pig skin over them there mountains," and "I would have joined the Marines but I would have punched out my drill instructor If he yelled at me "
Sure.
I could have slain Alduin... but I was sick that day...
"I could have slain Alduin myself, on god, no cap fr fr"
“I chose a different path.”
*Being Hermaeus Mora’s cabana boy*
Miraak is that guy who believes the reason girls aren’t interested in him is because there’s something wrong with them and not that he’s uninteresting. In short, he way overestimates himself
The Tim Pool of dragonborn
@@justinsherman9350 more like the Andrew Tate with the whole enslavement of the islanders lol
Is anyone?
Did you just project onto miraak lol
Esto no es sobre estimarse, es simplemente un facto en el lore ☝️🗿
I still mad that he can put us down with that weak ass spark spell
Maybe his destruction is the level of the plot armor?
He literally said "I could have done it too, but I just didn't *feel* like it!"
I REALLY want to see the dragonborn in the lore of TESVI. I want the Empire back and the Dominion crushed. Can the dragonborn be working on that?
Since TES 6 is likely to feature Hammerfell, and the Aldmeri Dominion has their hands full there, it would be a great chance to have a questline where we kick their asses
Empire back minus Skyrim, for Skyrim is for the Nords.
"I could have slain him myself, but I chose a different path"
basically means
"You know, I could have gone into that Sanctuary, killed all those Dark Brotherhood types. But I was... sick that day"
Miraak really did the ''I used to bench 400 back in the day''
You could have slain Alduin yourself and yet...
He was busy doing side quest
And yet...
Miraak's that guy that doesn't go to the gym but claims he can lift your PR.
"I chose a different path" is a funny way of saying "Vahlok beat my ass so hard it broke off Solstheim."
Miraak also used to bench 405 back when he was in the academy.
He'd totally bench more than you if it wasn't for this should injury he's got recently. Like, totally.
Getting an upvote and subscribe for from me for the pure bliss of getting straight to the point and not having a 3-minute intro saying “HELLO GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL. SO EVERYONE KNOWS SKYRIM IS ONE OF THE BEST FANTASY RPGS OUT THERE. BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT…”
Would’ve been cool if you had all those check marks and then confronted him you would be able to easily overpower him until he had assistance from his forbidden knowledge leading you to follow his footsteps to defeat him.
You see, Dragonborn.
While you slain Alduin,
I studied the book!
>Turns around
>Zaps the player
>Flexes his Dragon Aspect shout
>Brutally sends back the player to where he came from
>Steals a remainder of dragon souls
>Refuses to Elaborate any further
It feels like he's supposed to be intimidating, but a Bethesda boss is a Bethesda boss.
Alduin: Aren't you forgetting something?
Miraak: Didn't forget, just don't care
"i could have slain Alduin myself but someone shot me in the knee"
When i first downloaded Alternate start mod i chose to play as Harkon's Vampire, after killing Durnehviir in soul cairn i asked him to "why do you call me Qahnaarin", he told me that Qahnaarin is Vanguisher in dragon tongue, and means the one bested fellow dovah. Then i asked "Why do you call me dovah im not a dragon" after that i unique dialogue showed up "Forgive me for my instinct was grant you this title, i am uncertain why. Perhaps one day it will clear to both of us" this phrase shot me in the brain, i wasn't aware that skyrim implimented diffrent reactions untill 2017. Thank yiu Bethesda for creating us this precious gem
"I could've slain him myself."
Summons Alduin
"Okay, do it then bruh."
Miraak to Alduin: "By Ysmir u won't leave here alive".
@@diegolorenzetto9917 -proceeds to get grabbed through 10 walls and ragdoll
Simple and to the point video with no extra fluff. I appreciate that.
“You have no idea of the true power a dragonborn can wield” says the guy literally trapped in a book for eternity lol
Man. If only this game hadn't been total dogshit at writing.
0:51 Miraak who should be the most badass opponent you can have sounds like a katana-wielding fedora-tipping That Guy. Holy shit, how can one line of writing shat on the entirity of character this much...
Agreed, great game.
Have you tried summoning a frost atronach in lava? It will die instantly. I already tried summoning a dremora to see if it’s just fire damage or a small detail since dremoras in Skyrim don’t have fire resistance. The dremora took fire damage but survived when he got out of lava. I haven’t tried other atronachs though.
"I would killed Alduin Ages ago if i didn't took an arrow to the knee"
-Miraak Probably.
Dragenborn: Achieves anything in life
Alduin: "AND YET"
It's a shame he doesn't comment on you killing Parthonax
"So you have slain the renegade Paarthurnax... (chuckles) How incredibly cold-blooded. I respect that. But even so..."
Nobody should *ever* kill Paarthurnax, so theoretically, he should never comment on it.
Leave Partysnax alone!
Leave ma homie alone you blades follower dog
Bro is coping.
I love how he always has that bit of jank by missing the sparks and having to rotate towards you
So what Mirak is saying is that he could have been an adventurer like us, but he took an arrow in the knee.
Pov: you are a speedrunner "and yet... you killed a few dragons"
"“If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.” - Lady Catherine de Bourgh on mastering bard skills.
“I could have slain him myself, but I chose a different path.”
This sounds like he idolizes Gabriel lol.
“I was like you once. But your God showed me another path.”
Bros like the guard who was "sick that day" when you kill the dark brotherhood lol
"I could have slained Alduin ,but i took an arrow in the knee"
It's a clear case of "I would have done it but I....uhm.... didn't want to....
Maluka's version of the song in the end, nice touch!
"And yet... And yet... And yet..." *tavern music*
Mirrak is literally The Topper from Dilbert confirmed. XD What a funny Easter Egg and now I don't regret killing him for Hermaeus Mora at all!
"I could have gone into that sanctuary and killed all those Dark Brotherhood types. But I was....uh....sick that day."
Miraak: I could have slayed alduin but i took an arrow in the knee
POV: you killed ALL the dragons,
miraak: and yet...... i see you have slain all the dragons including the most powerful ones. i did that before i was 3
"I could have slain alduin, but chose a different path"
"Oh I totally get it. Side quests..."
Master Pain/Betty: *"I could dance like that too, if I wanted to..."*
Miraak:"I could have slain him myself"
TLDB with mods that enhance shout damage: "I burped at him and he died.. Hold on.." *burps "Gods damned mead with juniper berries mixed in.. sorry were you saying something, measles?"
Miraak: **dies**
This is basically when a little kid says your answer "+1"
"I could've slain him myself..
but.. my stomach was aching you know.."
Miraak, "I could've slain him myself... but I chose a different path."
Me, "You lost to one dragon priest. I slaughtered them all and now wear konahrik. I wear the mask that means warlord. A mask I doubt you could even fathom the power of"
Miraak: I could have slain him myself, but I took a arrow in the knee
“I could have defeated him myself” yeah, that’s why Valok and a legion of pissed off dragons burned your temple to the ground and forced you to run to Apocrypha.
“I could have slain him myself, but I chose a different path” *gets fucking bodied by a Dragonborn with a 500 strength sword:
Bruh, those sparks look like they would give a skeever a pleasant tickle, and you expect me to believe that three seconds of that brought the slayer of the World Eater to their knees?
I actually got that last one for my first play through, I’m very happy about that
"I could have slain him myself back when I walked the earth. But then I took an arrow in the knee."
Miraak: "I could have killed Alduin"
Dragonborn: "skill issue"