Thalmor reacts to Dovahkiin's race
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٠ TIMECODE:
00:00 - Argonian
00:12 - Dark Elf
00:19 - High Elf
00:26 - Khajiit
00:33 - Nord
01:01 - Orc
01:07 - Wood Elf
01:23 - Any human race
01:53 - OTHER VIDEOS
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Skyrim ٠ Thalmor reacts to Dovahkiin's race 
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Stormcloak: casual racism
Thalmor: competitive racism
Empire: Systemic racism 😂🤣
@@TheToonpimp
Nah they massacred a town of orcs for having a "no humans or elves" sign.
They're the most racist.
@@Elizabean1984 But orcs are elves.
@@SirDankleberry
Most of them don't see it that way, they typically view themselves as Children of Malacath (which includes Ogres, Goblins, Rieklings, Gremlins ,etc.)
Dunmer: systemic racism
When you're in a racism contest, but your opponent is a Thalmor.
Even Morrowind players think they take it 3 steps too far.
Aen Elle: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
They're so racist, they are even racist against their own.
Average Nord: damn right, those fecking elves gotta know that Skyrim belong to the Nords!!! The jonkie cats as well, the orcs smells now that I think about it... And those fecking Bretons are inbred most likely.
@@Nai-qk4vp FR. Any and every race is fair game to them
Thalmor throws insult at orc
Orc: That’s mighty brave for someone within spine breaking range
No one bests an orc!
"Sharp tongue. My axe is sharper!"
Orc:….hmmmm…need to think first….
(Splits Thalmor’s head open with 🪓)
…..ok, done thinking.
@@garcalej how about an 40k ORK on skyrim
@@Ghostx357 OI, you'z pickin' a fight ya weird lookin' pointy ear git?
Random High Elf: **Just standing around.**
Thalmor: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE ALTMER!
I appreciate the Thalmor's consistent commentary on things that don't need commentating.
Random High Elf: "What did I ever do to you?"
I am a disgrace to the Altmer by their standards, but at least the disgrace can kick their ass.
"...Look, are you going to hire a room or what?"
Says the Altmer
Altmer: "Filthy Nord. In time, your entire race will be eradicated."
Nord: "Tell me again what happened to the Snow Elves?"
What have the snow elves and the dwemmer got to do with this?
@@canismajoris6733 , nords killed the Snow Prince, after that falmer were completely defeated by them and flew away to seek refuge.
Snow elves attack the Nord's the Nord's killed most of them
@@ashnazgthrakatulukii1165 The Nords didn't kill the Snow Prince but a little girl after her mother was killed by the Snow Prince himself.
Tbf those "Nords" were juiced up Atmorans that were taller, stronger, and way more resilient than modern day Nords.
He's talking pretty heavy for someone in Soul Trap distance
No no let him think he escaped first
"Oh, whats this? a Black Soul Gem? in my pocket? oh boy, my sword sure would like an enchantment too..."
soul is soul
“I ALWAYS COME BACK”
-Soultrap.
He's just so angry at himself being mortal. All altmer are ashamed of losing their immortality as a punishment from the gods, which they have nought chance but to endure with as much honor as possible. Humans were creation of gods, they are humble and thankful for their limited sub-100-year existence, but elves were sons and heirs of divines, but banished to mortality forever, and now pussywhipped by it
I like to imagine that Thalmor just stands in the middle of the road, insulting everyone who passes by
*Dominion soldiers approach*
Roadside Thalmor: “YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE ALTMER!”
Dominion soldiers: •_•
He’s the town drunk
@@iluvyurbles hypothesis: he's only still allowed to be a Thalmor official because his parents have really high ranks. They had him sent him to Skyrim in the middle of nowhere so they wouldn't have to deal with him.
@iluvy underrated comment. Ye, most altmer both by lore and games don't do the shit thalmor do. Everyone who sides with mankind via real world association forgets most altmer are not thalmor who are like a nazi party ruling over germany by force. And of course, like most racists, racism is the goal of life, reason to live, all consuming hate. Get drunk and find someone to berate.
@@IRussian007 Racism is their religion and answer to every question and problem in their life.
Fun fact: *Despite being the tallest, living the longest, and being the most inclined to magic, High elves are the physically weakest race in all of tamriel, being even weaker in physical strength than a wood elf which is actually a pretty vicious ambush predator*
Years of selective breeding.
What eugenics does to a race
Having the longest lifespan and the most efficient ability to manipulate reality and physics is "physically weak" to you?
Why is it that edgy named profiles always have the worst takes? Even boomers, zoomers, and karens have the occasional decent post.
@@FerretCuddles found the thalmor. Physically as in - physical strength.
Yes magic is a power that has physical manifestation, but when it comes to raw strength, high elves are the weakest.
Without magic and on equal footing with any other race, a high elf would lose every time
Also this goes without saying but this probably applies to you... piss elf
@@FerretCuddles No, no, he's not wrong. Physically weak as in they're the least strong.
One time I was playing as a redguard and I was fighting a female thalmor when she suddendly say the line "Go back to your desert!". That was the only time I ever heard a thalmor say that, I'm not sure what triggered it.
« Go back to your country »
Hopefully they’re not gonna invade for oil or “democracy”.
Based Thalmor
@@orxy5316 no.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 it’s a funny joke
Nah a thalmor soldier had the audacity to say this while we were fighting "You remind me of my cousin's cat. Killed that too" I was playing as a khajiit 💀 homeboy did not just say that to me
It's common enemy phrase,not thalmor specificaly
@A J grab your Pugilist gloves and just go to town
Every Bandit wants to make me into a rug
My khajit ass in full daedric: *Red Sun intensifies*
Khajiit are some of the best warriors so i wouldnt want to be the thalmor right there, the khajiit would probably come up with a sly comeback anyway
I love when I find a group of Thalmor running around because I always carry some empty black soul gems with me
Based
Absolutely Based
I carry a enchanted iron war axe and hide shield or enchanted greatsword just in case Thalmor or Legion solders have a prisoner, nice to let them have some jolly good revenge.
Well they wouldn't be seeing their gods now will they?
@@LOVEPHOENIXDANCERnope, off to the soul carin where they will linger for all time
Thalmor Agent: *”NORD DOG!!!”*
My Nord (Harbinger of The Companions): “Very poor choice of words…”
My Nord Werewolf has the voice of Keith David
To quote Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate: "I'm a dog? Then you're dog food."
All other human races: "Disgusting creature!"
Sees a Redguard: *sweats profusely*
Curved swords i guess😂
*MLK Jr waiting to use his Civil Rights beam on Thalmor....*
Even Thalmor fears twitter
Makes sense, in lore the Redguards were the only race to beat the Thalmor's ass back when they atempted to invade Hammerfell.
@@nombre2781 True. Hammerfell is kind of based.
Their bounty hunt quest sums it up pretty well.
Imperial or stormcloak I think we can all agree that no one can hear a thalmore scream on an old country road in the middle of nowhere.
Indeed. I'm an empire man (well, Bosmer), and that means the Thalmor are my greatest enemy.
I wouldn't call "twenty feet outside Rorikstead" the middle of nowhere, but other than that yeah pretty much
@@GrassPokeKing Seeing as Rorikstead itself is pretty much the definition of the middle of nowhere...
Even those against both sides can agree.
@jallen1425 Love your Profile Picture
Imagine going on patrols in an area of a nation you’re in the middle of a Cold War with insulting everyone along the way. It’d be just a matter of time until you came across the wrong person
That wrong person tends to be a juiced up demi-God who 1v1’s dragons all day.
@@nova8747 with psychopathic tendencies mind depending on what actions he/she has taken.
@@hunterrhoades1813 50/50 chance of getting a “gentle giant” who tries to help everybody he can, or a complete monster who simply wishes to see the world burn.
@@nova8747 I'd say both kinds of people can still be dangerous for a racist prick whose in the middle of nowhere. (I play as the first type of character and I'd still kick Thalmors ass)
@@yagirlsheila7705 Fair fair, I just kill Thalmor regardless, it's a good time.
Thalmor: “Crawl back into whatever pit spawned you orc!”
Orc: “Get out of my swamp!”
Orc: "give me your face"
*proceeds to rip of his head and puts it on his night shelf*
@@SirVonLuinewyn Thalmor wakes up
"Slink away khajiit, with your tail between your legs"
*Thats not my tail*
Oh-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Typical Khajiit thievery, he probably had his tail cut off for stealing and proceeded to cut off and steal the tail of another creature.
@@tremendousyeet3467It ain't a tail...
* PH intro plays *
They don’t have the balls to think of something for Redguards cuz they don’t wanna get mopped again 😂
They can't handle the curved swords.
The thought that just 1 race of people were able to make the Thalmore shit bricks. Yet when the entire empire’s legion tried to take them on they lost so hard they *gave up* Talos worship is wonderful
@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
The Virgin Imperials vs the Chad Redguards.
@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Thalmor have the most mages out of any army, which lets them burn entire formations of Legionaries to death from range. But magic doesn't stop you from dying of dehydration in the desert.
Because they have BIIIIG curved peanus.
Stormcloaks: “Nords are good. Humans are decent.”
Thalmor: “A high elf? You are a disgrace!”
*Big talk coming from a High Elf*
@@Vacancity The Thalmor are so racist that they are racist against their own race 💀💀💀
"Back to the swamp, Argonian!"
The swamp you will never be able to conquer, dry elf.
Friendly reminder: Not even Mehrunes fucking Dagon himself could conquer Black Marsh. So good luck to any Thalmor guys who're dumb enough to try invading it.
@@negativedumpster9778 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dovakhiin: Exists
Thalmor: “And I took that personally.”
Thalmor: breathes
Nord Dovahkiin: *unsheathes Wuuthrad*
Dovahkiin: krii lun aus!
Thalmor: (exists)
Dragonborn: (laughs in Racist Axe)
It would have been cool if they had a special response to Bretons, as I recall some of the lore suggests that they are hybrids created by the Altmer.
Aldmer not altmer
@@GetgainzDe actually it is altmer since the aldmer were nigh extinct by that point. breton ancestery is altmer, the direnni high elves specifically during the late first era when the high elves of summerset were trying to colonize high rock. the direnni elves are an altmer group who simply broke free from the altmer of summerset. the bretons are a result of direnni altmer and nedic/nordic unions then the altmer blood being spread out. the bretons are probably 20% elf in their genealogy
btw Direnni are one of the major altmer houses of summerset before leaving because of opposing views and restrictions on magic. the Direnni clan are still around in the 4th era, though they keep to themselves.
all bretons have Direnni ancestors because the early Direnni felt they could improved the nords/nedes of high rock as supperior slaves by introducing elven blood through selective breeding with the humans. the result were half elves then these half elves bred with other humans and the altmer blood became the bretons but also during this time the Alessian order had destroyed all but 1 of the aldmeri cities led by Laloriaran Dynar at the time. this was prior to the direnni altmer creating the bretons through selective breeding
i want to point out that the ayleids were the last bastions of aldmer while the people of summerset were altmer due to being changed by living in the summer set isles both culturally and physically (the golden skin of altmer VS the more pail greyish skin of the aldmer, a good example of this is Laloriaran Dynar himself)
They’re just humans who had a smudge of elven ancestry thousands of years ago they’re not hybrids
@@fangslore9988 so the real question is, who is more elf, an orsimer or a breton
@@GetgainzDe Orsimer. In Septimus' blood fletch orc blood is needed but not Breton.
"Suffering to all Mankind!" This line was delivered like an enthusiastic holiday greeting. Warms my little Breton ears.
Thalmor: You are no true elf
Wood elf: Wanna see what they call the wild hunt?
Wood elf: I'm too hungry to hear your bullshit
Thalmor: _"Pathetic_ excuse for an Elf..."
Bosmer: "We obey the Green Pact, which states that were are _never_ allowed to eat plants under any circumstances. Which means we are strictly carnivorous. As in, we only eat *MEAT.* And guess what your _entire fucking body_ is made out of?
Thalmor agent walking around alone, is this bait or a birthday gift? Either way, my stabbing arm is getting twitchy.
Got room for two?
This should become a copypasta.
Mind if I join?
This fire spell is really heavy. I don't know if my scaly, bestial hands can control it...
By Talos, I'll rip off his head and relieve myself using his neck as a latrine!
I really appreciate you putting this together. Thalmor usually don't live long enough for me to hear this.
I mean, they have nice, easy to carry and really expensive armor. They are besically walking banks if you ask me.
The way I’ve played Elder Scrolls, every important hero has been an Argonian. Culture doesn’t matter, nobody knows why. Lizards just have a habit of saving the world.
Even cold wastelands require reptilian heroes, whats more dragonborn than a lizardman speaking draconic?
@@dragonlorddrogoth8123 That was my logic when I first played Skyrim and didn’t know the lore. “Argonians look like lizards. So obviously the Dragonborn would be Argonian!”
gecko mode on
The Argonians should enact the Great Purge as none of the other races of Tamriel are part of the Great Plan.
Boa tarde, amigos!
"Seems a bit short to me" out of all the burns this one is hands down, most brutal
Telling a race in their native land that they'll be eradicated regardless of what they say when they're involved is the worst to me
@@ElStink4K sounds like something ive heard many jewish people say
@@IAmAlpharius14 I'm amazed youtube hasn't buried this reply, but yeah those were my exact first thoughts lol, I think someone on the writing team was in on it, there's just too many coincidences
@davidsnik8469
The Thalmor are based on the Nazi Party.
@ElStink4K Would never happen though even in the great war. The nord warriors were the ones that held the front line and retook imperial city
Every time I play as Nord, I just love assuming they are actually trying to draw my attention to a nearby puppy.
"NORD! LOOK! DOG!"
Like, so exciting is the very prospect of seeing a dog to this man, that he forgets how to language.
By far the most wholesome Skyrim comment I have seen in a long time. Thank you my friend, for this did put a smile on my face.
Thalmor: *sees Barbas* "Nord! Dog!" *feeds doggo the hand of a nearby Talos worshipper*
Ironically sounds realistic to how the average language proficiency of Nords are.
“Crawl back into whatever pit spawned you, Orc.” Yeah..I don’t think they want to do that.
Funny how the bosmer are not true elves, yet they are the only remaining race of ancient elves on tamriel.
The AlTmer descended from the AlDmer, the Orcs and Dark elves came from different groups of Chimer, the dwarves are extinct, and finding an intelligent, non devolved snow elf is about as likely as needle in a haystack. But the Bosmer have been around in Tamriellic history since before the Altmer (at least from the in-game histories I've observed, so correct me if I'm wrong)
So, the Thalmor can eat a bag of Sload Poo!
You can't expect racists to make sense, surely.
@@Sara3346 A fair point.
Much like the real life nazis, the elf nazis are full of shit
dark elves were just "blessed" by azura only thing that makes them different from the chimer is that they have grey skin instead of gold and their eyes are red theyre basically chimer recolored which in turn they stopped worshipping azura and started worshipping the tribunal for some time
its not like orcs who became that way because trinimac was shit out by boethia they didnt lose any of their capabilities
@@str33t3r except we don't actually know that. it's supposedly not confirmed that they disappeared all at once or died slowly over time. for all intents and purposes, they are extinct [save for one] until further notice.
"Flee from my sight, Dunmer, or I'll have you shipped back to Vvardenfell in a crate"
*Ironic*
@Javsco Dunmer practiced slavery. They often put their slaves in cages or crates to move them around through water. A Dunmer getting a taste of his own medicine is hilarious.
It's rare to find such disgusting characters, I think I'm gonna enter the game just to destroy everyone inside the embassy 😂
The Second Great War mod makes Thalmor ass-kicking even more worthwhile
I find them mostly morally correct. That is the actual plan of the Thalmor. These grunts you encounter are feed some BS to make them spread fear and conflict. It is true that they believe it, so in that respect they are pretty disgusting, but the Thalmor are genius level plot masters. They want you to hate them.
BatChest
How is this task not arbitrarily instated as your first main quest? These lanky long ear-lobed fools are just begging for the headsman's axe when you first see them in the intro scene.
Main quest 2: Kill all the reptilians.
Guys there is a mod called assult of summerset isle its basically a thalmor genocide party
The Thalmor agent having apparently never seen an argonian's tail before is weirdly wholesome.
Dark Elf’s and Argonian’s may not like each other…
But I’m pretty sure they could put aside their differences to put a Thalmor firmly in their place.
EbonHeart Pact in a nutshell.
@@wolfman210 The most based faction of the three.
Balamus and Archer kicking ass!
Argonians are *much* higher on the farmtool status than the racially inferior cat people.
Imperials and Stormcloaks too probably. Just about every race would want their hits in.
I love that he is scared to insult the wood elf like he does the others lol
I don't really know the lore. Did the Wood Elves mess the Altmer up in the past?
@@Malgorn they are cannibals edit: to be clear, the green pact wood elves defend the forest and eat only meat with belief that meat should never be wasted, that includes people.
Bosmer are quick to cannibalize, He's scared he will literally get his ass eaten
@@Malgorn They do routinely go on purges in
Valenwood. but not without causalities.
He straight up calls him a pathetic excuse for an elf what are you talking about
>REDGUARD REACTION
Sweats profusely
It's why they grouped the human responses into one.
I love how they are just standing in front of him soaking it in. It makes me imagen that everyone stand in line for their turn to be insulted by Thalmor
Thalmor: *Threatens Argonian to be carved into boots*
Argonian: *Smirks in Thalmor slaying war machines*
Me: (modded Akaviri race)
Thalmor: What in Oblivion are you?
😂
Me:(Modded Dremora Race)
Thalmor:(Thalmor has left the chat)
Me a Lilmothiit: [amusement foxy noises]
cries in modded snow elf
@@thecatjall7848 How's the Black Marsh treating you?
Me: (modded moe dragon race)
Thalmor: ...I think the universe just CTDed
I would absolutly love to FUS RO DAH whole Thalmor ambasady from the cloff of the high mountain
After killing everyone that's allowed to be killed, I do that to anything that's not nailed down like what's on tables and bookshelves. Doesn't impact the game in any way but it does feel cathartic. . .I also do that to Delphine whenever she finishes talking and it's time to move on. . .just don't do it when you're on Riverwood streets like when starting the quest to Kynesgrove. Hitting civilians with that shout is the fastest way to turn them hostile.
In lore, the shouts of the masters of the Thu'um was able to blow down walls like a stack of cards. And a Dragonborn would be much more powerful.
If the game were fully lore accurate, you would definitely be able to shout the entire embassy into the Sea of Ghosts.
If you let The thalmor stay at the meeting in hrothgar you can shout them off the biggest mountain in the world when it ends
Cloff?
@@Tragedous Her and Delphine.
Thalmor:
Redguard: Come on, say it. Say it, I dare you.
W pfp
Thalamor: N'wah
I wondered why I’d never noticed this dialogue and it’s because I don’t usually let them talk 😂
I’m stealthy and have a shoot on site policy for Thalmor.
Ive never heard em over the sound of my shouting
If there was a Redgaurd in this video the thalmor would be dropping the hard Rs all over.
Thalmor: _"Go back to Pooptown you filthy poop-person!"_
Orc: _"Well I wasn't gonna rip your arms off, but now I just gotta ...Words do hurt, ya know?"_
I laughed really hard at this, made my day thank you
Remember: you are morally obligated to slaughter any and all Thalmor the moment you set eyes on them
"Soon, all Nords will be thralls to the Thalmor."
This sentence has a poetic cadence. I love it.
"Soon, all Nords will be Thalls to the Thralmor.... goddamnit."
The more the Thalmor insist that they're superior, the more pathetic they seem. They're absolutely mental if they think they can conquer Skyrim with dragons running amok.
The Thalmor think they can enslave the whole entire human race when in reality there is more human races than elven races. So basically the Thalmor would be outnumbered. I would love for them to try only to get their asses kicked by Nords, Redguards, Imperial, Orcs, khajits and all other races they consider inferior. Sounds like what hitler would do because the Thalmor are Basically Nazis in a way for wanting to exterminating or enslaving inferior races but in the end the summerset isles would end up being occupied by the Empire
To be fair if the dovahdick wasn't running around eating dragon souls the next best group for fighting then would probably be the thalmor. Their magic is the best of any race and can counter the dragons flight. Of course that doesn't matter cause Alduin can resurrect them anyways, but outside of the dragon born they are really the only people who stand a chance against the dragons
@@darcys842 It's too bad the Thalmor are too busy feeling superior to all the other races (Spoiler: They're not.), otherwise, I'd agree.
Hello reddit.
@@darcys842 Well that is in Skyrim specifically, over at Blackmarsh The Hist can just modify argonians to counter dragons and win
Thalmor being rude to their own race says all about them
They literally blew up a refugee quarters filled with altmer refugees.
not the red guards lol
It makes perfect sense actually. Imagine you're in a war and you see your own people in enemy ranks.
Is it close minded and narrow minded thinking? Yes. But it is how most people think. More so in a cold war. Which is the case with the Thalmor and the empire. It's like how we had our own real life cold war.
@@Veldazandtea Hmmm, I did come across the books of "rising threat", which described the thalmor deposing altmer kings and cracking down on fellow mer. Many fled to tamriel, so I guess you got a good point.
@@sirfanatical8763 Yes, the Thalmor are like the equivalent of the Nazi Party in Germany and if you choose a High Elf as your protagonist it is as if you were an anti-Fascist German, of course they hate you! To them you are a dirty traitor.
You know if the Dovakin wasn't held back by Bethesda In the story, there would be no thalmor embassy. There would be no thalmor. Because the Dovakin would be annoyed to the point of genocide
Yep
Something something power of the voice something something RACIST ELF SLAYING AXE
The Great Nord Replacement Theory.
Thalmor: zionist
Altmer: normal Jew
@@JohnCena-le1jj Bosmer are Palestinians
@@JohnCena-le1jj isn't that a bit antisemistic? You know what jews had to go through in WW2, right? such ableism
But maybe you're a German and that's why you act like this
@@hntr_officialdude, not every critic towards zionism is antisemitic. You can respect jews but oppose zionism
Not a theory if you ask the aldemeri dominion.
What if you're a high elf wearing Thalmor clothes?
Prolly the same thing. Sucks they have no respect for their own kind.
I know they treat you as a friendly until you get close enough. I love walking around the Embassy in full Thalmor Robed attire. Them just going "Come here! Let me get a good look at you!"
@@Stryder45 Is it the same thing outside the embassy?
@@bidoofenshmirtz Dunno never tried before or after the party. Also if you are detected while wearing the Thalmor gear and are invisible the reaction is the same with most races, I haven't tried all.
@@bidoofenshmirtz They react like you're any other rando; two questions then it's time to start blastin'. That's when I think you get lines like "you're a disgrace" for the specific racial insults that can be thrown out, but they don't have anything special for trying to impersonate a Thalmor operative out in the wild.
Surprising that they managed to make the Thalmor detestable to everyone, including High Elf players. You'd think they'd be more lenient to their allied races of Khajiit, High Elves, and Wood Elves.
I thought the Thalmor were high elves? Or do they constantly do the "no true scotsman" thing?
@@Zamtrios245 They definitely do the "no true scotsman" thing. The thalmor are nazis compared to High Elves being Germans in this sense.
They aren't allied races, more like annexed/enslaved ones
"Allied"...
@@Zamtrios245 Well, the Thalmor are technically a political faction that took power in the Summerset Isles, very much like a certain political party in Germany back in the 1930's... So Thalmor are High Elves, but not all High Elves are Thalmor, just technically under their rule. And like most fanatic groups that achieve significant power, they are ruthless to anyone who are not part of their clique.
Thalmor needs his eyes checked if he couldn’t spot an Argonian until noticing he has a tail lol.
Thalmor agents walking around like this in hostile territory as if a gang of nords wouldn't just fold them like cardboard
For the any human part, it made me wish their was a mod that gave the thalmor Invader Zim's voice.
This is why, even if am an imperial soldier, I will always burn, electrify, freeze, stab, (5 hours later), or fist any Thalmor I come across, then eat them.
Based imperial soldier, when the second war breaks out you’ll be hero or a martyr
I use the Hunterborn mod to skin them and turn them into cloaks.
I love killing Thalmor while also being on the imperial side
They are very useful to get some werewolf perk too
@@psycholamborghini4828 Didn’t Tulius say something about rebelling against the thalmor at or sometime past the end of the imperial quest arc?
He didn't dare to roast specifically the Redguard because Aldmeri dominion's butt got kicked at the Hammerfell
I usually try to play other races, but then I remember the Thalmor and instantly change to a Pelinal Whitestrake build to remind them what happens when they step out of line.
See, this is why you can kill every Thalmor you see in the game and not feel bad
"Your a disgrace to all mankind!"
Nord: MAN kind?
I'd be scared to insult an Argonian. They counter-invaded Oblivion.
This video was only missing one thing, an ending where you slice and dice the Thalmor. 😎
This is why Nords and Imperials should ally to fight the Thalmor.
The Altmer voice actor is so good at his job. I absolutely loathe the Thalmor, and the way he makes his disgust known for anyone not a Thalmor is a big part of the immersion for me.
People: "I don't support the stormcloaks because they're racist !"
Thalmor:*five slurs per phrase*
I mean the stormcloaks are Thalmor backed to weaken the empire so that checks out. Stormcloak victory is in the best interesst of the Thalmor.
@@lysandergorisch1969 they're not BACKED by the thalmor, they're UNKNOWINGLY helping them, it's different, they hate the thalmor
I mean the Thalmor consider him a asset but as far as Ulfric is concerned you are correct yet a unwitting pawn remains a pawn . A isolationist racist skyrim is the best outcome for the Thalmor because unlike Hammerfell Skyrim will not have imperial legions to "unoffically" aid their war. Ulfric is the best kind of useful idiot the Thalmor could have hoped for. @@dumbmemesidk
People can hate confederates and Nazis at the same time. It isn't that wild of a concept
@@HeyJinx true, though saying you don't support someone in skyrim bc they're racist it's like saying you won't eat a cow because they moo, yet those damn faithless imperials use that as am argument all the time
"You're a diagrace to the altmer, I should kill you on principle."
> immediate flashback to deep seeded memory of this interraction causing 3 forest fires and a 2000 gold bounty in The Pale.
He seems nice
I would like to see a playable snow elf(ancient falmer) character race
It's possible through mods, but in a canon sense it would require some serious story work.
@@timtaylor9298 Not really, the Falmer we meet in Dawnguard (I forgot his name) says that they're may be some small groups of Falmer that are in hiding.
@@TheTrueWheatley Gelebor is his name. And it is entirely possible. It's also entirely possible that the betrayed aren't too far gone. We have lore evidence of entire races being transformed by gods. It would just require some writing to explain by what means they're back.
@@TheTrueWheatleyYes, but why would everyone treat someone normal who is from a species so ancient that it was thought they were extinct before the age of dragons?
@@TheTrueWheatley Wait there's a live ancient Falmer in Dawnguard?
Avoiding any specific insults about the Redguards was probably a good idea😂
Yeah bc they lost to them
"Say, would you be willing to help me sharpen this here sword? It's been getting rather dull, and I'd *hate* to cause people any *undue* suffering."
Do you know if Ysolda has a unique response to you buying the wedding ring in A Night to Remember if you are already married to her? If not, could you do a vid on it?
I've done that, she congratulates you on your marriage to the blushing bride as usual, not even giving a damn you now have another woman in your life besides her
@@seventyfourty As long she gets paid she doesn't care, she's on that sigma grindset.
@@goatslayer3160 truest comment I've ever seen can someone get this put in a frame
I like how he couldn't tell it was an Argonian until he saw the tail.
Somebody is asking for express ticket to the Soul Cain.
I don't think a guardsman with no super strength or psychic abilities can handle a thalmor
Thalmor: "Flee from my sight, Dunmer, before I have you shipped back to Vvardenfell in a crate."
Dunmer: "What did you just say to me, you piss-skinned n'wah?"
Altmer: "I said get out of my sight, you Daedra-worshipping scum!"
Dunmer: "You little fetcher. You're just mad that mad that some of us have actually succeeded at the Psijic Endeavor."
Altmer: "That's it, time to die, mongrel!
Dunmer: "This is the end of you, s'wit!"
Idk why but some of the lines sound AI generated lmao
That's just the magic of Bethesda voice acting
Alright, i guess my next run will be about killing every thalmor i see, for the 45th time
On Reddit, someone once said that a Thalmor told his Redguard character to basically make things outta tundra cotton. I never laughed so hard in my life.
@BaneOfPhillipBurnell kratos?
He made that up, since Tundra Cotton has nothing to do with Redguards. Since Redguards aren't FROM the tundra. He was just trying to force being racist/"muh edge!" but in a lame and hamfisted way that doesn't work with the lore.
@@DaBlackX 👍
I wish Thalmor actually recognised things like you carrying daedric artefacts. I mean, I understand they're too stuck up with their heads in their own asses to understand the danger of being a spellcaster and insulting someone who carries Spellbreaker and Molag's Mace, all while being at close range. But hey, a man can dream
would be funny if they coped about it like accusing you of using fake replica to piss you off
Bro really has it out for the nords
Absolutely me for remembering such Thalmor lines from when I was a teenager again in 2012
Thalmor voice actor did a great job
The silence makes this pretty funny, it's like he lost his mind, started yelling at random passersby and they don't really respond out of pity.
0:13 Listen up N'wah, you better run or i swear on Azura I'll have a Dagoth moment
"the imperials never enforced the banned Talos worship" they say while Thalmor agents literally walked around insulting and arresting people.
That only happened after Ulfric basically strongarmed the Jarl of Markath to allow open Talos worship and pissed the Thalmor off.
Before that the Empire did turn a blind eye to it.
Yes. Thalmor agents. Not Imperial soldiers.
It’s because imperials are nothing more than Thalmor boot lickers, just as expected of an imperial dog.
The Wood Elf being short one is funny because its what they say when you try to disguise yourself as Thalmor.
Considering the Thalmor take full responsibility for restoring order in Elswyre during the 'void nights' this reaction just goes to show how full of shit they really are.
lmao My Khajiit LDB's whole backstory is that he had to flee Elsweyr because he wasn't afraid to call the Thalmor out on their shit and that's why he was about to be executed in Helgen because the Thalmor were like, "Hey, sweet, we can kill that damn truth spewing cat now! :D"
@@shadekerensky3691my Kajiits backstory is that he went to Skyrim bc he needed to get some supplies only available in Skyrim but ran into the imperial ambush, same as Ralof and that thief over there
Thalmor: Look at this filth!
Vampire: Juice!
Werewolf: Happy Meal!
im imagining a vampire and werewolf group opening a series of food stalls based off thalmr. the werewolfs cook the meat and the vamps bottle and chill the blood.
Don't even need any werewolves, just some sufficiently devout Bosmer.
Love it when the thalmor insult my character who always wields an ultragreatsword weighing more than them and swinging it around without too much trouble.
Its like they just want to be wiped out
Thalmor: "Slink away, Khajiit, with your tail between your legs!"
Khajiit: "Those are some bold things being said by somebody that has 11,276 gold, 15 garnets, a diamond necklace enchanted with +20 Magicka, master robes, master hood, and some spellbooks... Oh, did I say "has"? I meant "had", of course. Anyways, it's time for me to go. Arrivederci, amigo!"
Me: *plays a Snow Elf*
Thalmor: What, do you not get out in the sun enough traitor?
"Those damn redguard NI-"
Ninja, you was going to say Ninja, anything else and I'm shouting you off a cliff you N-
It'll be interesting to see what the thamor are like in elder scrolls 6
*sees redguard*
“H-hello, human.” *starts pacing quicker*
This video was a great help to help me to finally decide which side to pick, and I think the axe of Isgramor will be a good help in the Stormcloacks
HIGH ELF SUPREMACY, I LOVE IT!!!
You would enjoy israel. Very similar vibes.
@@asedonii-chan8466 anyone who compares goofy fantasy video game racism to real life apartheid is beyond fucking stupid
@@asedonii-chan8466 israshit? whats that
@@sdfrasvxc2913 Based. You're going to make it king.
@@asedonii-chan8466 What's up fed ?
Thalmor when they see any race: some racism
Thalmor when they see a nord: turns into frieza
You'd think the blood of the Wild Elves are starting to wake up in these Thalmor.
Redguard: ...
Thalmor: *_"N....."_*