10 Problems of a BLACK METAL head
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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Song of problem #1 is "Prevalent Resistance - Raging Heat of the New Dawn". It's the first song of the CD I showed there. Yes, so much realism in my videos 😀
Are all the songs from the same CD?
No, the second one is "Pseudogod - Azazel" and the other stuff is just some live recordings from Revenge
@@Farvann what is one band you anticipated seeing live but were a bit dissappointed and why? And, what band were you blown away by you didnt expect to like so much live?
I was tempted to say it was older Hegemon, but older Hegemon didn't have that production quality.
Plus #1: If you hang out with Varg, the Norwegian winters are never cold.
The biggest problem is getting stabbed by your friend
Jay Fisher in the face
23 times.
Do you even know why he stabbed him?
@@johnhunter3497 Enlighten me
@@johnhunter3497 I've heard his side, it might me true, that he was planning to kill him, it might even be true it was self defense (even though he described the fight differently each time) but the thing is, he didn't have to stab him 20 times, then finish him by stabbing him in the skull and dump the bloody clothes.
"Ahh, the band members are either dead or criminals! Good band." LMAO the accuracy though 😂💀
Just like hip hop bro
Yeah hip hop is worse with that. Half of their artists today especially with mumble rap artists can't even make it to having a two year career in the music business. 😄
@@evilchuck4679 thats a good thing, the shorter the career the better, means less of that abysmal trash has to exist
@@Nantosuelta Less yes, but there's always more toxicity awaiting.
Mayhem?
Biggest problem is your friends taking a picture of your corpse.
Aren't all corpses dead?
@@chasebarringer2551 why you gotta do me like this
Eronymous
The other big problem is your bassist stabbing your guitarist 23 times
@@chasebarringer2551
Aren't all Deads are corpses?
"What!? They have over 10 fans? Goodbye!"
Problem 1 is assuming that you have friends.
😄
Black metal is the the only genre I'd consider that most the listeners don't have friends lol.
@@rupe82 we have demon and undead friends.... no need for human friends... they all will die by our hands very soon... why should we care for livestock? They don't care about their livestock....
For real
Make your own friends inside your own head, simple!
I am a black metal head but not because i like black metal, it's because i'm actually black
Are you made of metal?
Hellhammer: *surprised Pikachu face*
You're a floating black head made of metal???
hahaha.... go away.
😁
Problem 11 Everywhere you go churches spontaneously combust
being so klvt churches burn themselves to get away from you...
Oh, for the luv of god!!! Pun intended! 😛🙃🤣😂😝
That's not a problem haha that's a superpower
I walked into a convenience store the other day in my Transylvanian Hunger shirt. Another guy there said, "Yes! You're one of us!" Such a huge surge of pride when that happens!
It sounds like yes - you are a part of this sect. That is how I see it
i feel you lol
One of my teachers always compliments my band t shirts
Nah, he meant that you were a convenience store worker.
- Sit down.
- Alright.
CaSuAl CoNvErSaTiOn BeTweEn FrIeNdS
Hi Abuyin, can I have a peak into the future?
“What they’re Jews? Goodbye” really skating on the line there. I like it
ahhh i love this
Crossover
Please
hey bro,
*play something else*
pls
You brought me here bro and theirs no water melon?
Problem #100 finding other people that like black metal
Who needs other people? Problem #101: too many people around all the time
Lol I know plenty
Bro that was Problem #1
Hahaha nothing wrong with owning 7 copies of Transylvanian Hunger!
me
I own a total of one copy of Transilvanian Hunger.
I can see it happen. That's if your a pressing/format nerd.
on tape, CD, digpack, vinyl, first pressing, 2003 press etc...
@@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial Yes, I'm like that. Been replacing most of my CDs the last couple of years for first presses. I can tell you, it's not cheap lol
@@Ca11mero oh yeah... I've seen first pressings of albums at 99 cent only stores however. They once had roadrunner, earache and grindcore records first pressing albums. Buying off record shops or ebay is just something else.
Problem 11: the production sound is too good
I already used that joke in another video. Did not want to repeat it
TheBaconMan a lot of modern metal is overproduced nowadays
Looking at you, Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult.
Dimmu Borgir ehem....
Exactly. It's why I'm a fan of the OLDER COF, Dummy Borgir, etc, but I do still appreciate Satyricon STILL, bc they remain raw & authentic!!!
I want to share this with my friends... But they won't understand
Hahahahahaha so true
Haha!
HAHA! DEAD ON!
Michael Carter I don’t have to worry about this as I’m a loser and I have no friends
I have 1 friend who likes black metal
Pandemic restrictions in effect, limiting indoor gatherings.
Black metal concerts unaffected.
As a female black metal head, I get a lot of people assuming my boyfriend must have brought me to the show, or that I'm some Varg fangirl.
Sounds like a "10 Problems of female Black Metal heads" video... but I need a suitable actress :D
@@FarvannThat’s where problem #11 of finding friends comes in
@@Farvannthat arizonan woman
@@TheTrueMattiMan Yes, Arizona. Far away. 😄
But not so far away from San Diego! I come over to the marquee and the Nile and others for shows as I lived in Tempe for many years ( much better metal environment there in the valley ) .....so I hope to see you at a show ! Stay metal !
Or listening to albums only, and then you dont know names of seperate tracks and then you love some band but know name of like 3 seperate songs
Exactly.
I'm happy if I remember the band name. "But you have merch of them and CDs". Fair enough, still can't read the logo xD I'm always so ashamed of myself
100% accurate. I can't remember any song names. except for maybe Blut und Krieg, Thousand Swords, and Unholy Forces of Evil. I can MAYBE remember an album name, once I see the album covers I know which one I like and to skip to track 2 lmao
Shit that problem’s carried on with every genre of music for me now. I listened to an album by Mariah Carey and can only name two songs off it
Mgla solves that problem by naming their songs after a theme and a number.
Problem #11: Lords of Chaos
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRUE NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL!
I CREATED IT!
*BUT YOU BETRAYED IT*
@@rottendragon7559 it'll be too soon until we're all dead. As I understand it, it's too soon for Nazi jokes still.
Trailer:
Euronymous: You are death incarnate. *Kisses girlfriend*
Badly casted Varg: It's stabbin' time!
Director: I was the drummer in Bathory once. Who wants caviar?
I thought it was okay. It took liberties, but the aesthetics were awesomely made and it was entertaining.
Nah great movie... anyone complain about not being accurate enough can go watch a documentary instead!
When you don't find the lyrics to the album, anywhere.
Fecking true, still trying to get what that Arcanum album from '99 is about..
@@totenr1tus Nachtmystium's _Instinct: Decay_ ...
Or you find the lyrics, but it's in Old Norse with an Icelandic dialect... :D
Funny thing if you found lyrics of 2 songs from whole album
runes work in a pinch..
regular old fashioned red wine fueled gibberish works pretty good too..
yell until you puke or pass out or black out or both..
but who's counting?
🤣🤘🖖
2:16 - What, they're on a record label? Good bye!
They're from USA??? Auf Wiedersehen Biatches!! :))))
from USA... wears inquisition shirt lmao.
Let's just say if they're from the US you should be skeptical... ;)
@Professor USA doesn't need Black Metal anymore, Slayer is more than enough.
gammarays666 No one listens to Slayer anymore
*Agalloch has entered the chat*
2:40 "The band members are either dead or criminals, good band". Subbed! I lost it completely😂😂 Great humor dude. Keep entertaining us.👍👍
Yes,yes to all of this. Lol
The sad part for me is,being a black guy who loves Black Metal while everyone else looks at you like you're nuts. I have no one left to talk to about Black Metal in person. D:
EXACTLY. the only people I can talk to about it are on instagram :(
Damn that sucks man, it ain't nuts at all my dude, it's quite epic, black people stereotypically like rap, so it's not to come across a black dude who likes black metal
Being black is the most metal thing ever
If you enjoy black metal then there is usually a very strong common thread between each of us , at the very least . So I don't give a rip what color a person is ,right! We at least have a conversation starter on a topic that both are prolly passionate about.
Didnt have any actual friends to play the parts of friends huh
I'm a Black Metal head, of course I don't have friends
I will always appreciate black metal drummers for their endurance alone, let alone their consistency
3:34 Gorgoroth - The sign of an open eye
no shit sherlock, thats like the darude sandstorm of bm
0:24 what is this song?
@@eloy_demolish3r659 he literally said it in the comments
I am a winemaker and I'm offended by problem 7.
Problem 9 made me laugh out loud, totally relatable
I've seen Abbath, Gorgoroth, Nargaroth, Behemoth and Emperor live: it was crowded and the sound was awesome
Well, those are big names though.
I've seen Behemoth & Dimmu Borgir (before Mustus & ICS Vortex was kicked out 😞)!!! Legendary!!!!!!!!!!
Those are poser sellouts. Gig is crowder? Goodbye!
I have seen Belphegor live, amazing show
Behemoth and gorgoroth are mid
God the concert one is so accurate
I don't know. I live in California and we've had good turnout for Watain, Archgoat, Sargeist and Taake.
I also think it has to do with local black metal bands too
Here in germany they are usualy sold out
Yes, mainstream bands I've seen are usually well populated, but underground is usually just a few guys.
@@Astral_infinite True. Went to see finsterforst in the UK last year and there was about 6 people there. In Germany they nearly sell out small concert halls...
LOL!!!! The "goodbyes" killed me
for me as a winegrower, it really hurt my feelers when he drank the wine
That wasn't even wine
@@Farvann Goat blood?
Wait... A metal head who like black metal? Or a metal head who is black? Or a metal head who likes metal made by black people?
It had to be done....sorry!
I once watched a documentary about Black Metal in South Africa, and yes black metal heads on black metal is a thing. They are also actually good at it.
Body Count! ImI
I allways get stuck with Det Som Engang Var.
Not a bad thing!
Det Som Gangsta Varg
Sun Mikrokosmos Tegn? My favorite tho... 😇
Remembering band names is the biggest problem. Lots of good stuff I forgot about because it's hard to remember names like Kjamantelwishmobdådfïëldtösţ
Same problem with brutal death metal, like seriously wtf is Diphenicloroarsine?
1:25 because your funny I'm going to pretend you didn't call sepultra bad
dude, it's part of the joke. It was pure coincidence. I needed to take that shot a few times because I was always picking black metal CDs
@@Farvann I know it's a joke lol I'm also just joking, good video but!
@@Farvann same as a 14 year old I'm always a fan of MAYHEM and every time I go to pick and jesus christ cd 🙄 for my dad I always accidently grab death rush and de mysteries Dom sathanas
@@wizarddemon I love mayhem but their backstory is so creepy etc
@@Irida.7lf that's why they make good music
0:25 The EXACT face that people make
Imagine Problem #1 but with a twist: you’re a 15 year-old girl and all of your friends listen to Dua Lipa and Ariana Grande, so you don’t even try to play them your music because you know that they wouldn’t even pretend that it’s “okay”
Done. I was 16 out so when I got into metal.. Same issue
I got a nine year old daughter who loves Olhava, Satyricon, Thyrane, Limbonic Art etc. Played this music since I was 14 and when she was born I always played it and now she really loves it.
Holy shit even as someone that occasionally listens to black metal pretty much all of these are relatable😂
When you love too understand lyrics, but the vocalist is either singing their native language or has a growl that makes it so no one can understand him
Good thing about being from Scandinavia :). There is a lot of stuff from Ukraine, Russia and other eastern european countries though that I can't understand a crap :D
1:28 your neighbour when you listen to death metal
That "ugh they're from united states?" too true, haha. Finding new bands now, I only tend to go towards ones that don't sing in English.
language is whatever, they can sing english or chinese, still can't understand lol
even Agalloch?
@@joeyuzwa891 New bands I'm looking for, I've listened to Agalloch since about 2009. Trying to learn some other languages, english lyrics from a band I haven't heard of is what turns me off
@Ray C. Swornaugh 18 Not really into NSBM in general unless the music is absolutely unique and well written, more of a DSBM/atmo/raw kind of guy. Outside of the old norwegian scene, I can't really look past individuals with such beliefs too opposed to my own :/ it kind of ruins it for me if I know about it
@Ray C. Swornaugh 18 they can. Inquisition and Nightbringer are absolutely unique bands, for example.
1:17 - *pulls out Rammstein Cd - if anyone noticed...
@@-skar Exactly
Nope, I noticed Sepultura. And that triggered me.
Dude I'm stoned af right now and that ending tripped me out so hard :D
nice!
Love how your face becmes more black metal through out. And then the position change
Problem #4 ... Pissed my pants, hahahaha! Cheerz Bro!
Alles klar, demnächst gibt's Schlüpper-Merch!
@@Farvann Werde kaufen! *Ping*
After that first sip, I was expecting "....satan."
Was laughing the whole time. Great video man🤘🏻
3:32 I just died! Its so trve and histarical. that's exactly how I felt when I finished my first glass of red wine.
I need metal heads friends in real life
Dude, part about Gaahl killed me hahah, good stuff.
At 1:20 he pulls out Chaos AD by Sepultura
And Arise
Love the fact that you pulled out the "Leichenlager" record at 1:32! never thought non german people are into Eisregen as well
I am German
@@Farvann ahh ok man, but still nice to see someone else has that record. do you listen to eisregen a lot?
I love black metal and i dont care if my friends like it or not , i mean i have to listen to their music.
I’ve never seen this channel before but once I saw a guy in a Darkthrone shirt I knew I was home.
SAME TBH FAM
Hahaha kocham tego gościa. 😂 ❤ Brutal, metal true... 😂
"Man, is there anything good?" Zooms in on a Frank Zappa album. Yes.
yeah
I expected Problem #6 to be showed like this:
Dimmu Borgir?
Goodbye!
Behemoth?
Goodbye!
Shining?
Goodbye!
Cradle OF Filth?
Goodbye!
nah man Behemoth are good. at least from a musical point
@@simonnomis3175 I know but many trve metalheads are saying they are for posers.
Shining are awesome. It's just not black metal anymore...
Shining is Shining and I'm totally okay with that. They are fucking amazing.
Behemoth is pretty talented
The end is just pure genius
0:23 what's the name of the song?
Prevalent Resistance - Raging Heat of the New Dawn
1:17 REISE, REISE !
wtf turn the volume down while listening to black metal😂😂😂😂👏kill me
The only genres I knew growing up were pop, hardrock and rock. As a teen, I still hadn't learnt any new genre names. Rock had the nicest rlly quick beats
Rock was deathmetal
I told my friends I liked (hard) rock
My hardrock music friends didn't like my hardrock
Sad
Another problem #11: Not enough churches to burn in your area.
Once in middle school these people were handing out bibles outside of the campus. You can only guess what was about to go down when my friends and I went around collecting unwanted bibles and retrieving a lighter. 😂
The end of #7 totally reminded me that I've stiill never heard a more perfect guitar tone than Sign of an Open Eye!
1:17 RAMMSTEIN REISE REISe 😍. Good music taste
Old album when they still were good back then 🙃
2:50 No. Gaahl became so grim because he had grape juice in glass and have to wait till it will ferment into the wine.
If they're on Metal Archives they're too famous.
Dude your channel is awesome. After the second sip of red wine is when you start screaming.
Also your concert problem is directly related to country; I would pay anything for Iceland/Norway festival. Hail from USA
thanks!
0:59 varg when Eurononemous said he hated khorne flakes
I actually like red wine, esp cabernet... Pour a glass and turn on sign of an open eye! ;P
2:42 - a perfect black metal band must be criminal or dead members xD
4:32 Ummagumma effect
1:28 Sheik Yerbouti is a great record lol
It really is!
From the title, I thought it was gonna be a black guy who likes metal
1:27 The Sheik yer bouty hurted me
Sheik Yerbouti is my favorite black metal album
2:16 - 2:44 had me howling
1:09 can somebody read the band name
I wanna know to?!
Trve black metal heads are not supposed to know what the band is called 😌
@@sidthejovian5105 so if somebody says which black metal band is your favourite then what will you say? Coz you don't know there band name.....
Pseudogod, lmao
Number 4 is definitely something I've experienced sat on a washer but it did have a decent amount of people.
Q: what's your favorite color?
A: (sips wine) I'd say tan
Tan? Wow... So you like Mexican Americans?
0:35 that face is so funny.
Very trve
It's TRUE....not trve....erghhh😡
@@dzeko1167 Not trve
😀
Shit u got me
I've been a fan of extreme metal like slam and grindcore and death and so I've begin dipping my toes into black metal too with 1349 and Burzum and Anaal Nathrakh and holy shit they're good.
You're making me want to listen to Dark Funeral now!!! \m/
And you make me feel lucky 'coz I'm already a fan of Dark Funeral since 3 months ago! 😇
Your music is so awesome and I totally like your humour ^^ Keep it up ❤️
Thanks!
Aight black metal or no, you did not just pull out sepultura’s chaos AD and then ask if they had anything good
😂
Love your shirt!!
I listen to some types of rock, and I tried to get my friends into it. They wont even give it a chance, but some of the songs have helped me with alot of my problems. I'm starting to think my friends find me annoying.
HAHAH! Funny guy! That's me! :) I loled.
I thought norway is the best but finnish and swedish are also allowed
now I get how ghaal became grim
reminds me of the way dead breathed from a paper bag with dead crows inside to become inspired (and grim)
I can say, just watching you drink that glass had me grimace too
My biggest problem is.
to choose swedish or norway
It's easy, take finland
Norway is overrated,take finland or brazil
It's not 1939 for sure.
This Is fucking awesome
‘Aah, the band members are either dead, or criminals... good band!’ uncomfortably accurate
So true! I know people who claim to like black metal but then they'll hear some stuff and then... you know the rest
3:33 "ssSatan."
1:28 He pulls out "Sheik your booty" by Frank Zappa
Farvan this is my new favorite video of yours! Number 6 was the best 😂
cool!
I choked on my red wine at the Graahl.... wait I found something funny am I not black metal anymore?