@@Myusername468 Probably Beggars. Elites have no problem with racism, but they view honor as all. To be a Beggar would be mean being cast from your Clan or Hold, and that would be shameful for them to be forced to beg for others help.
I remeber 2 lines one I was looking at a Female Marine and she said "What? See something you like?" but my favorite line was looking at a grunt and he looked up and said "Arbitor, tell me a story" I did get a chuckle at this video when the Elite asked about foot massages you zoomed in on the feet and then shook your head "no"
I like the little personality quirks you do, like when he asked if you do foot massages and you looked at his feet for a second and shook your head lol
"TAKE OFF SUIT, GET ON KNEES, THEN SEE WHO'S TOUGH!" That is actually a half-decent point. I do want to see a fight between an unarmed, armorless Master Chief and a regular grunt to see who would win.
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Marine:dang monster!
Elite:you are a race of beggars!
Me:what is this a battle of the insults or something
{REDAC TED} The banter between those two is just gold
Probably a insult battle
Chief u gonna let him say that about ur mother
He definitely said bigots not beggars
@@Myusername468 Probably Beggars. Elites have no problem with racism, but they view honor as all. To be a Beggar would be mean being cast from your Clan or Hold, and that would be shameful for them to be forced to beg for others help.
Grunt: Loser, thought be taller.
*Grunt walks several steps*
*Enemies open fire*
Grunt: *Screaming*
Bubonic Plague 1987 XD
Rekt
Cut off
4:04
*Innapropriate touching* I have his scent!
M1GHTY TACO XD
M1GHTY TACO *Heavy Rustling*
The bizzare AIs make that scene set up all to perfectly.
Mighty Taco Froppy
XDDD
"Do you do foot massages, Arbiter?"
I was speechless.
Elite: I'm black
Arbiter: ...wut...
He said, "Time to act!".
Isaac Memita he said time to act
Isaac Memita ikr! XD
Elite: I'm black
Chief: idk if im black i dont have helmet off
Isaac Memita he said "time to act"
Elite: Oh this is gonna hurt!
Marine: Cheif, you're gonna let him say that about your mother?!?
hahaah thats gold!
The Message Maybe the Elite was talking about how John's mother is gonna "hurt."
Bruh this is fucking epic xD
I nearly spit my drink all over the computer when he said that.
what part is it?
nvm I just found it
That part where the Elite just blaintly says, "I'm black" made me bust out laughing.
Why did he feel the need to say that?
lol
That Elite is voiced by David Scully ( SGT. Johnson)
+Eno Factor He doesn't say that, he said "time to act"
+WarwickkkT101 :(
+Armitage what really?
"I'm Black."
i think he actually said "its time to act"
he said its time to act
@@UpheavaI how listen 2 it he vrry clrly sed im black
Ps its time 2 act is 2 long
Were 100% BLACK.
@@GrabthePistol Me too.
The elites always have the weirdest lines xD
+FrozenGenesis "If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids"-Elite Minor 2552
"Im Black."
Gaussman1 same lol
You have SOME BRAINS on your FACE!
Forgiveness does not come easy. But.... (starts speaking in a suggestive tone) come here, you little (almost incomprehensible) fuckerhole.
*inappropriate Touching intensifies*
zillafire101 i have his scent!
Br Striker I knew I smelled urine!
@@zillafire101 😋🤤DELICIOUS!!!!!!!
Da fuq
😐......
I remeber 2 lines one I was looking at a Female Marine and she said "What? See something you like?"
but my favorite line was looking at a grunt and he looked up and said "Arbitor, tell me a story"
I did get a chuckle at this video when the Elite asked about foot massages you zoomed in on the feet and then shook your head "no"
Female marines look so ugly lol
@@theelite5135 *in Scottish accent* how dare you
5:56 That was epic!
+MrElias760 that happened to me on the mission "outskirts". an elite killed me than started T-Bagging me xD
+llXxL3GENDxXll I have a clip of that on my channel called "The Elites' Secret Weapon"
The fact it went flting after tho
"Lets hope they're too busy staring at my Rack"
I CAN'T BREATH
Album Interpretations what does it mean?
KetchupGaming let’s hope they stare at my tits
That comment was the best!
I now understand
I would not mind getting sidetracked by her tho
That's Michelle Rodriguez.
1:15 that has got to be the most disinterested Elite in the entire convanant.
Nah with all the hiking and the heavy equipment it's really difficult to continue
3:44 "It's not christmas!"
I beg to differ.
oh my gohh-HAHA
Low budget gamers yes
Take off suit, get on knees, THEN will see who's tough
"thank you sir, may i have another?" lmao
NOT!
Lmao
4:38 the elite says "It's time to act"
doublethreat07 whoops
lol
I was just about to put that as soon as I heard it.
no
Im red :u
3:47 Looks like the barrels are his eyes
🧿👄🧿
1:48 will forever hold a special place in my heart
I have his sent
1:16 Oh, hey, Alien Grif!
+EP Frazzles The grunt that couldn't spit because of the face thing was grunt Sarge.
"Sir, did you just spit inside your own helmet?"
1:51 & 5:18 Alien Tucker
@@halopro8958 😏😏😏 BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!!
At 4:11 the grunt says "Thought be taller" reminds me Palmer telling chief "I thought you'd be taller"
Yep
I nearly died at the *Inappropriate touching* part lol
I have his scent!
"C'mon mate! I'm just a human!"
That's exactly why you're being shot at.
that teabagging elite its epic xDDD
5:51 ... that Elite did something you can't do till Halo 5; wall-ups.
Yup
HsinHao Wang Have you seen the Brutes in Halo 3? They climb literally everything
I hope they are a different species in the lore if not it's a genetic error to make them heavy
@@deqnq1705 brutes are big bc of the gravity on their home planet
@@robertramos1297 were talking about elites
3:03 In case you don't understand why that's included, it was an improv line and the voice actor read the prompt by mistake.
MegaPokeman1 where did you learn that?
6:00 that's where teabaging came from...
My favourite has to be the Marine and Elite "Oh this is gonna hurt" "Dude, you gonna let him say that about your mother?"
5:58 when the enemy team is friendly
"Chief, you're going to let him say that about your mother?" after "this is gonna hurt!" combination is the most halarious combo I've heard
That last clip. I can't breathe!
Spartan375x what a violent death that was
2020 moment
I freaking died from laughing when he hit the dude It like completely snapped his neck 1:20
And then the guy came, mounted the machine gun, and it looked as if he was sticking his ass in the guy's face
2:19 is the best friendly fire quote in gaming history
0:51 Guy looks like Obama, even sounds like him,
except...younger.
glad I wasn't the only person who thought that
ShadowclawIV but somehow still a better president
ShadowclawIV im guessing youve mever heard obama
I'm not seeing it.
Sounds a little Dominican tho
"I'm black"
...ok?
He said "It's time to act!"
I think it's a reference to how sangheli have (a) black actor(s)
Nathanial Kirklin He said "It's time to act!"
+Someguy1237 Time to act
Well then it's time to spread the word
#ActLivesMatter
Grunt: Me spit on you, but wearing face...thing...block spit. *proceeds to shoot body* This is why I love the Grunts so much lol 😂😂
I like the reference to one of your other videos where a Brute says "No inappropriate touching"
@6:12 aaaaw, he just wanted to dance :(
I give a Beam Rifle to a Spec Ops elite since it only had 3 shots left, thinking he was going to be really grateful.
Elite: "Running low, is it?"
1:49 xD
4:03 that grunt is just amazing
LOL 5:50 TEA BAGGING ELITE XD
I think that elite said "time to act"
The marine said "GRENADE, GRENADE, MOVE!!"
Someguy1237
Didn’t think that one through, did we?
XD I need to play with IWHBYD more XD
Palmer tells Chief “I thought you’d be taller”, and everyone looses their minds. A Grunt says it to the Arbiter, and you laugh.
Best line I ever got in Halo 2 was when I gave a Marine a sniper he said "You like me, you really like me!"
The part when he said"you are going to let him say that about you mother" hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amazing.. I remember seeing your first videos years ago, and you're still going. I love it.. So many memories
pause at 3:48 those fuckin eyes
+bailsterbailer souless
Oh my god those eyes are so creepy
It's the rocket launcher's barrels! XD
The elites VA's in this Halo sound oddly funny to me.
"Deeemon... you are viiilleeeee...."
That's what I say when I find a spider in my room.
I heard "time to act" instead of "I'm black"
It is "time to act"
+Krazy Sickgestions That's because he said time to act, some people are hard of hearing
Grunts get all the best lines.
Why is Obama in Halo?
My favorite is when you give the marine that's played by David cross a lesser weapon and he says: well, at least I can always shoot myself.
5:34 would've been funnier if he said "'you are a race of plebs"
The english / australian accents always get me XD
Gabriel Drake there Australian I know I am too
"Chief, you going to let him say that about your mother??"
"Let's hope they're staring at my rack" did it just get hot in here.
5:32 Just killed me, i cant stop laughing! XD XD OML
4:13 oh man...Halo 1 reference
.grunts asleep..facing toward room corners...melee them to death
ment 5:56 tea bagging elite
5:35 funniest line ever! "You are a race of beggars!"
3:58 even though your flatter than a Minecraft plains biome
Wow Halo has some Unique Generated dialogue like when one says something the the other replies.
4:35 that line killed me.
*INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING*
the lack of people mentioning that elite yelling You are a race of beggars dissapoints me.
4:37 I don't think that's what he said...it sounds more like he said "It's time to act!".
not really...
Yes he says Time to act. The voice filters for elites have a bit of mumble to them
+Sailor Pupitar I hear it now...
"I thought I smelled urine here" best line😂😂
OMG That ending!
Did it run away?
*inappropriate touching*
I have his scent!
Me: XDDDDDDD
the marine who said " its not Christmas" sounded like griff, 3:45
Stands behind what's his face
Shoots him
His head does a hole you 180
THANK YOU SIR CAN I HAVE ANOTHER? NOT!
I died laughing at the t-bagging elite at the end 😂
This is such a great video. The sarcasm is on par.
I like the little personality quirks you do, like when he asked if you do foot massages and you looked at his feet for a second and shook your head lol
In the scene were chief and the elite dancing
Another elite said they are both vile
I lost it at "*inappropriate touching*
I once heard a brute say "Have you soiled yourself?"
1:29 ohhh I love these part so much.........
Krewtaun. Get that T-bagging Elite GIF. Now.
6:10...do little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight, yea get down tonight
After inappropriate touching... “ I have his scent!”
It’s incredible with the amount of precision and detail in this video. Yet you couldn’t even hear him say “it’s time to act.” How it this possible.
One of the grunts says "oh arbiter our savior " and also " stupid jackal ,say thank you to the arbiter"
Nice achievement get!
Me spit on you...
But this face thing block spit
XD MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
That Achievement being unlocked... 🤣
"TAKE OFF SUIT, GET ON KNEES, THEN SEE WHO'S TOUGH!"
That is actually a half-decent point. I do want to see a fight between an unarmed, armorless Master Chief and a regular grunt to see who would win.
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
at 600 I was laughing so hard I almost peed
The T-bagging Elite at the end finished me :D
marine : Damn monsters!
Alien : you're a race of beggars!
I lost it when he joined him in teabagging
5:20 best part "Cheif your gonna let him say that about your mother?"
“Let’s just hope their too busy staring at my rack.” Fucking legend.
2:36 Nice one.
I love how you just engaged in that tbag session with the elite at the end