@@Myusername468 Probably Beggars. Elites have no problem with racism, but they view honor as all. To be a Beggar would be mean being cast from your Clan or Hold, and that would be shameful for them to be forced to beg for others help.
I remeber 2 lines one I was looking at a Female Marine and she said "What? See something you like?" but my favorite line was looking at a grunt and he looked up and said "Arbitor, tell me a story" I did get a chuckle at this video when the Elite asked about foot massages you zoomed in on the feet and then shook your head "no"
I like the little personality quirks you do, like when he asked if you do foot massages and you looked at his feet for a second and shook your head lol
Hey Krewtaun, can you make a Halo Funny Lines video with characters that aren't shown that much? Such as the flood, the jackals, or important NPCs like Johnson, Miranda, or the SpecOps Commander? Again, if possible.
PantMal It would be a good bit harder to find enough lines if I only focused on certain characters (especially good lines and especially from characters that hardly ever say anything). It wouldn't be impossible, but I'll probably just end up having random lines from random unique NPCs throughout different videos. Right now though I have all the lines from Halo 2 Funny Lines Episode 2 captured, just not edited yet. I've got 3 or 4 lines from Half-jaw, 3 or 4 from Johnson, and 1 from Miranda in this episode. The flood and jackals are 2 character types that I've never personally heard anything from, although I've been told by a friend that they've heard some actual words and sentences from the flood.
"TAKE OFF SUIT, GET ON KNEES, THEN SEE WHO'S TOUGH!" That is actually a half-decent point. I do want to see a fight between an unarmed, armorless Master Chief and a regular grunt to see who would win.
Marine:dang monster!
Elite:you are a race of beggars!
Me:what is this a battle of the insults or something
{REDAC TED} The banter between those two is just gold
Probably a insult battle
Chief u gonna let him say that about ur mother
He definitely said bigots not beggars
@@Myusername468 Probably Beggars. Elites have no problem with racism, but they view honor as all. To be a Beggar would be mean being cast from your Clan or Hold, and that would be shameful for them to be forced to beg for others help.
Grunt: Loser, thought be taller.
*Grunt walks several steps*
*Enemies open fire*
Grunt: *Screaming*
Bubonic Plague 1987 XD
Rekt
Cut off
4:04
*Innapropriate touching* I have his scent!
M1GHTY TACO XD
M1GHTY TACO *Heavy Rustling*
The bizzare AIs make that scene set up all to perfectly.
Mighty Taco Froppy
XDDD
"Do you do foot massages, Arbiter?"
I was speechless.
Elite: I'm black
Arbiter: ...wut...
He said, "Time to act!".
Isaac Memita he said time to act
Isaac Memita ikr! XD
Elite: I'm black
Chief: idk if im black i dont have helmet off
Isaac Memita he said "time to act"
Elite: Oh this is gonna hurt!
Marine: Cheif, you're gonna let him say that about your mother?!?
hahaah thats gold!
The Message Maybe the Elite was talking about how John's mother is gonna "hurt."
Bruh this is fucking epic xD
I nearly spit my drink all over the computer when he said that.
what part is it?
nvm I just found it
*inappropriate Touching intensifies*
zillafire101 i have his scent!
Br Striker I knew I smelled urine!
@@zillafire101 😋🤤DELICIOUS!!!!!!!
Da fuq
😐......
"I'm Black."
i think he actually said "its time to act"
he said its time to act
@@UpheavaI how listen 2 it he vrry clrly sed im black
Ps its time 2 act is 2 long
Were 100% BLACK.
@@GrabthePistol Me too.
The elites always have the weirdest lines xD
+FrozenGenesis "If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids"-Elite Minor 2552
"Im Black."
Gaussman1 same lol
You have SOME BRAINS on your FACE!
Forgiveness does not come easy. But.... (starts speaking in a suggestive tone) come here, you little (almost incomprehensible) fuckerhole.
That part where the Elite just blaintly says, "I'm black" made me bust out laughing.
Why did he feel the need to say that?
lol
That Elite is voiced by David Scully ( SGT. Johnson)
+Eno Factor He doesn't say that, he said "time to act"
+WarwickkkT101 :(
+Armitage what really?
I remeber 2 lines one I was looking at a Female Marine and she said "What? See something you like?"
but my favorite line was looking at a grunt and he looked up and said "Arbitor, tell me a story"
I did get a chuckle at this video when the Elite asked about foot massages you zoomed in on the feet and then shook your head "no"
Female marines look so ugly lol
@@theelite5135 *in Scottish accent* how dare you
"Lets hope they're too busy staring at my Rack"
I CAN'T BREATH
Album Interpretations what does it mean?
KetchupGaming let’s hope they stare at my tits
That comment was the best!
I now understand
I would not mind getting sidetracked by her tho
That's Michelle Rodriguez.
Take off suit, get on knees, THEN will see who's tough
"thank you sir, may i have another?" lmao
NOT!
Lmao
5:56 That was epic!
+MrElias760 that happened to me on the mission "outskirts". an elite killed me than started T-Bagging me xD
+llXxL3GENDxXll I have a clip of that on my channel called "The Elites' Secret Weapon"
The fact it went flting after tho
1:15 that has got to be the most disinterested Elite in the entire convanant.
Nah with all the hiking and the heavy equipment it's really difficult to continue
3:44 "It's not christmas!"
I beg to differ.
oh my gohh-HAHA
Low budget gamers yes
3:47 Looks like the barrels are his eyes
🧿👄🧿
4:38 the elite says "It's time to act"
doublethreat07 whoops
lol
I was just about to put that as soon as I heard it.
no
Im red :u
I nearly died at the *Inappropriate touching* part lol
I have his scent!
At 4:11 the grunt says "Thought be taller" reminds me Palmer telling chief "I thought you'd be taller"
Yep
1:48 will forever hold a special place in my heart
I have his sent
1:16 Oh, hey, Alien Grif!
+EP Frazzles The grunt that couldn't spit because of the face thing was grunt Sarge.
"Sir, did you just spit inside your own helmet?"
1:51 & 5:18 Alien Tucker
@@halopro8958 😏😏😏 BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!!
"C'mon mate! I'm just a human!"
That's exactly why you're being shot at.
5:51 ... that Elite did something you can't do till Halo 5; wall-ups.
Yup
HsinHao Wang Have you seen the Brutes in Halo 3? They climb literally everything
I hope they are a different species in the lore if not it's a genetic error to make them heavy
@@deqnq1705 brutes are big bc of the gravity on their home planet
@@robertramos1297 were talking about elites
that teabagging elite its epic xDDD
3:03 In case you don't understand why that's included, it was an improv line and the voice actor read the prompt by mistake.
MegaPokeman1 where did you learn that?
That last clip. I can't breathe!
Spartan375x what a violent death that was
2020 moment
My favourite has to be the Marine and Elite "Oh this is gonna hurt" "Dude, you gonna let him say that about your mother?"
6:00 that's where teabaging came from...
0:51 Guy looks like Obama, even sounds like him,
except...younger.
glad I wasn't the only person who thought that
ShadowclawIV but somehow still a better president
ShadowclawIV im guessing youve mever heard obama
I'm not seeing it.
Sounds a little Dominican tho
I freaking died from laughing when he hit the dude It like completely snapped his neck 1:20
And then the guy came, mounted the machine gun, and it looked as if he was sticking his ass in the guy's face
Grunt: Me spit on you, but wearing face...thing...block spit. *proceeds to shoot body* This is why I love the Grunts so much lol 😂😂
5:58 when the enemy team is friendly
"Chief, you're going to let him say that about your mother?" after "this is gonna hurt!" combination is the most halarious combo I've heard
2:19 is the best friendly fire quote in gaming history
Palmer tells Chief “I thought you’d be taller”, and everyone looses their minds. A Grunt says it to the Arbiter, and you laugh.
"I'm black"
...ok?
He said "It's time to act!"
I think it's a reference to how sangheli have (a) black actor(s)
Nathanial Kirklin He said "It's time to act!"
+Someguy1237 Time to act
Well then it's time to spread the word
#ActLivesMatter
The marine said "GRENADE, GRENADE, MOVE!!"
Someguy1237
Didn’t think that one through, did we?
I like the reference to one of your other videos where a Brute says "No inappropriate touching"
The part when he said"you are going to let him say that about you mother" hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@6:12 aaaaw, he just wanted to dance :(
XD I need to play with IWHBYD more XD
I think that elite said "time to act"
Best line I ever got in Halo 2 was when I gave a Marine a sniper he said "You like me, you really like me!"
I give a Beam Rifle to a Spec Ops elite since it only had 3 shots left, thinking he was going to be really grateful.
Elite: "Running low, is it?"
4:03 that grunt is just amazing
My favorite is when you give the marine that's played by David cross a lesser weapon and he says: well, at least I can always shoot myself.
The elites VA's in this Halo sound oddly funny to me.
"Deeemon... you are viiilleeeee...."
That's what I say when I find a spider in my room.
Grunts get all the best lines.
4:13 oh man...Halo 1 reference
.grunts asleep..facing toward room corners...melee them to death
5:34 would've been funnier if he said "'you are a race of plebs"
"Let's hope they're staring at my rack" did it just get hot in here.
LOL 5:50 TEA BAGGING ELITE XD
Amazing.. I remember seeing your first videos years ago, and you're still going. I love it.. So many memories
Wow Halo has some Unique Generated dialogue like when one says something the the other replies.
“Let’s just hope their too busy staring at my rack.” Fucking legend.
The english / australian accents always get me XD
Gabriel Drake there Australian I know I am too
One of the grunts says "oh arbiter our savior " and also " stupid jackal ,say thank you to the arbiter"
5:32 Just killed me, i cant stop laughing! XD XD OML
Me spit on you...
But this face thing block spit
XD MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
I heard "time to act" instead of "I'm black"
It is "time to act"
+Krazy Sickgestions That's because he said time to act, some people are hard of hearing
pause at 3:48 those fuckin eyes
+bailsterbailer souless
Oh my god those eyes are so creepy
It's the rocket launcher's barrels! XD
5:35 funniest line ever! "You are a race of beggars!"
Did it run away?
*inappropriate touching*
I have his scent!
Me: XDDDDDDD
I lost it at "*inappropriate touching*
Elite: “Contemptable coward! Demon...you are vile... *wall climbs* then decided to teabag
3:58 even though your flatter than a Minecraft plains biome
1:50 "Don't Move.....Brute's Vision is based on movement" -Rimmydownunder
1:49 xD
That Achievement being unlocked... 🤣
Krewtaun. Get that T-bagging Elite GIF. Now.
“One time, I ran out of grenades, and I threw my lunch!”
-Chips Dubbo
Terrific swing! *Achievement pops* That was the best timing ever, only adding to the joke.
It’s incredible with the amount of precision and detail in this video. Yet you couldn’t even hear him say “it’s time to act.” How it this possible.
6:10...do little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight, yea get down tonight
"Chief, you going to let him say that about your mother??"
I like the little personality quirks you do, like when he asked if you do foot massages and you looked at his feet for a second and shook your head lol
*INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING*
I died laughing at the t-bagging elite at the end 😂
Why is Obama in Halo?
ment 5:56 tea bagging elite
"I thought I smelled urine here" best line😂😂
Love the grunt at 4:08 that talks big just to turn the corner and get WAXED🤣
“I don’t care what you saw!...chill out.”🤣
See, THAT was a fine intro. No bullshit music, no Windows Movie Maker effects, just clean and simple.
The Elite/Arbiter/whatever complaining about a ksteal was fucking gold
“Loser! Thought be taller.”
*gets fucking blasted*
“BLAGH-“
Hey Krewtaun, can you make a Halo Funny Lines video with characters that aren't shown that much? Such as the flood, the jackals, or important NPCs like Johnson, Miranda, or the SpecOps Commander? Again, if possible.
PantMal The Flood and Kig-Yar don't even speak English.
Beau Bullock The Flood has some English-speaking lines for sure.
PantMal Grave mince is the only one who can let out anything more than a pained howl.
PantMal It would be a good bit harder to find enough lines if I only focused on certain characters (especially good lines and especially from characters that hardly ever say anything). It wouldn't be impossible, but I'll probably just end up having random lines from random unique NPCs throughout different videos. Right now though I have all the lines from Halo 2 Funny Lines Episode 2 captured, just not edited yet. I've got 3 or 4 lines from Half-jaw, 3 or 4 from Johnson, and 1 from Miranda in this episode.
The flood and jackals are 2 character types that I've never personally heard anything from, although I've been told by a friend that they've heard some actual words and sentences from the flood.
Krewtaun Ok.
After inappropriate touching... “ I have his scent!”
Imagine being the voice of an elite, yawning and being tired, and having it put in the game
"Thought be taller." *screams in pain as gets shooted by like four guys*
I once heard a brute say "Have you soiled yourself?"
Stands behind what's his face
Shoots him
His head does a hole you 180
THANK YOU SIR CAN I HAVE ANOTHER? NOT!
"TAKE OFF SUIT, GET ON KNEES, THEN SEE WHO'S TOUGH!"
That is actually a half-decent point. I do want to see a fight between an unarmed, armorless Master Chief and a regular grunt to see who would win.
at 600 I was laughing so hard I almost peed
The guy that was crouching behind the box was saying that he wanted peace
the lack of people mentioning that elite yelling You are a race of beggars dissapoints me.
marine : Damn monsters!
Alien : you're a race of beggars!
the marine who said " its not Christmas" sounded like griff, 3:45