Halo 2 Funny Lines

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @KombatTaco
    @KombatTaco 9 лет назад +1245

    *Innapropriate touching* I have his scent!

  • @benjamincarmine4612
    @benjamincarmine4612 7 лет назад +767

    Marine:dang monster!
    Elite:you are a race of beggars!
    Me:what is this a battle of the insults or something

    • @keava
      @keava 7 лет назад +28

      {REDAC TED} The banter between those two is just gold

    • @LaFlaca0820
      @LaFlaca0820 6 лет назад +12

      Probably a insult battle

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 5 лет назад +7

      Chief u gonna let him say that about ur mother

    • @Myusername468
      @Myusername468 5 лет назад +5

      He definitely said bigots not beggars

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 5 лет назад +5

      @@Myusername468 Probably Beggars. Elites have no problem with racism, but they view honor as all. To be a Beggar would be mean being cast from your Clan or Hold, and that would be shameful for them to be forced to beg for others help.

  • @tatebeauchamp6413
    @tatebeauchamp6413 8 лет назад +618

    Grunt: Loser, thought be taller.
    *Grunt walks several steps*
    *Enemies open fire*
    Grunt: *Screaming*

  • @ThatDespiaGuy
    @ThatDespiaGuy 8 лет назад +1155

    Elite: I'm black
    Arbiter: ...wut...

    • @Dustyoo10
      @Dustyoo10 8 лет назад +118

      He said, "Time to act!".

    • @vulcan3915
      @vulcan3915 7 лет назад +14

      Isaac Memita he said time to act

    • @bladetheslayer2892
      @bladetheslayer2892 7 лет назад +1

      Isaac Memita ikr! XD

    • @spidtz
      @spidtz 7 лет назад +12

      Elite: I'm black
      Chief: idk if im black i dont have helmet off

    • @tonythegreat4275
      @tonythegreat4275 7 лет назад +8

      Isaac Memita he said "time to act"

  • @Xyaena
    @Xyaena 8 лет назад +398

    "Do you do foot massages, Arbiter?"
    I was speechless.

  • @Zidosw
    @Zidosw 8 лет назад +598

    Elite: Oh this is gonna hurt!
    Marine: Cheif, you're gonna let him say that about your mother?!?
    hahaah thats gold!

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 8 лет назад +432

    *inappropriate Touching intensifies*

  • @FrozenGenesis
    @FrozenGenesis 9 лет назад +706

    The elites always have the weirdest lines xD

    • @Spartan136
      @Spartan136 9 лет назад +107

      +FrozenGenesis "If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids"-Elite Minor 2552

    • @zombrine34
      @zombrine34 6 лет назад +50

      "Im Black."

    • @truckeroctoling3880
      @truckeroctoling3880 6 лет назад

      Gaussman1 same lol

    • @jdizzledaplaya2986
      @jdizzledaplaya2986 5 лет назад +13

      You have SOME BRAINS on your FACE!

    • @zanethederahn4079
      @zanethederahn4079 5 лет назад +9

      Forgiveness does not come easy. But.... (starts speaking in a suggestive tone) come here, you little (almost incomprehensible) fuckerhole.

  • @patrollingthemojavealmostm2698
    @patrollingthemojavealmostm2698 8 лет назад +841

    "I'm Black."

    • @UpheavaI
      @UpheavaI 6 лет назад +94

      i think he actually said "its time to act"

    • @vmsh9810
      @vmsh9810 6 лет назад +28

      he said its time to act

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 5 лет назад +1

      @@UpheavaI how listen 2 it he vrry clrly sed im black
      Ps its time 2 act is 2 long

    • @GrabthePistol
      @GrabthePistol 5 лет назад +9

      Were 100% BLACK.

    • @Voyevoda.
      @Voyevoda. 5 лет назад +4

      @@GrabthePistol Me too.

  • @HeeminGaminStation
    @HeeminGaminStation 8 лет назад +369

    I remeber 2 lines one I was looking at a Female Marine and she said "What? See something you like?"
    but my favorite line was looking at a grunt and he looked up and said "Arbitor, tell me a story"
    I did get a chuckle at this video when the Elite asked about foot massages you zoomed in on the feet and then shook your head "no"

    • @theelite5135
      @theelite5135 6 лет назад +2

      Female marines look so ugly lol

    • @jasonquiver6907
      @jasonquiver6907 5 лет назад

      @@theelite5135 *in Scottish accent* how dare you

  • @enofactor5402
    @enofactor5402 8 лет назад +554

    That part where the Elite just blaintly says, "I'm black" made me bust out laughing.
    Why did he feel the need to say that?

    • @aqwisfun5116
      @aqwisfun5116 8 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @BrugesBoy1999
      @BrugesBoy1999 8 лет назад +61

      That Elite is voiced by David Scully ( SGT. Johnson)

    • @WarwickkkT101
      @WarwickkkT101 8 лет назад +70

      +Eno Factor He doesn't say that, he said "time to act"

    • @aqwisfun5116
      @aqwisfun5116 8 лет назад +1

      +WarwickkkT101 :(

    • @aqwisfun5116
      @aqwisfun5116 8 лет назад

      +Armitage what really?

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 8 лет назад +200

    "Lets hope they're too busy staring at my Rack"
    I CAN'T BREATH

  • @MrElias760
    @MrElias760 9 лет назад +302

    5:56 That was epic!

    • @Xenomnipotent
      @Xenomnipotent 9 лет назад +12

      +MrElias760 that happened to me on the mission "outskirts". an elite killed me than started T-Bagging me xD

    • @CheeseKing777
      @CheeseKing777 9 лет назад +13

      +llXxL3GENDxXll I have a clip of that on my channel called "The Elites' Secret Weapon"

    • @swiftarrow1174
      @swiftarrow1174 6 лет назад

      The fact it went flting after tho

  • @thomaskelley6521
    @thomaskelley6521 9 лет назад +90

    Take off suit, get on knees, THEN will see who's tough

  • @doublethreat07
    @doublethreat07 9 лет назад +124

    4:38 the elite says "It's time to act"

  • @starchild3215
    @starchild3215 9 лет назад +76

    1:15 that has got to be the most disinterested Elite in the entire convanant.

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 5 лет назад +6

      Nah with all the hiking and the heavy equipment it's really difficult to continue

  • @123GOHANZ
    @123GOHANZ 7 лет назад +68

    3:47 Looks like the barrels are his eyes

  • @lowbudgetgamers4223
    @lowbudgetgamers4223 9 лет назад +107

    3:44 "It's not christmas!"
    I beg to differ.

  • @cosmicfrank5465
    @cosmicfrank5465 8 лет назад +98

    "thank you sir, may i have another?" lmao

  • @Kybes2
    @Kybes2 8 лет назад +54

    I nearly died at the *Inappropriate touching* part lol

  • @DMDSFrazzles
    @DMDSFrazzles 9 лет назад +145

    1:16 Oh, hey, Alien Grif!

    • @ethansaucier2917
      @ethansaucier2917 9 лет назад +19

      +EP Frazzles The grunt that couldn't spit because of the face thing was grunt Sarge.
      "Sir, did you just spit inside your own helmet?"

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 6 лет назад +13

      1:51 & 5:18 Alien Tucker

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 4 года назад +1

      @@halopro8958 😏😏😏 BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!!

  • @a.bdioro5302
    @a.bdioro5302 3 года назад +17

    1:48 will forever hold a special place in my heart

  • @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642
    @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 7 лет назад +29

    At 4:11 the grunt says "Thought be taller" reminds me Palmer telling chief "I thought you'd be taller"

  • @Spartan375X
    @Spartan375X 9 лет назад +92

    That last clip. I can't breathe!

  • @MegaPokeman1
    @MegaPokeman1 6 лет назад +30

    3:03 In case you don't understand why that's included, it was an improv line and the voice actor read the prompt by mistake.

  • @halo_odst2616
    @halo_odst2616 5 лет назад +20

    "C'mon mate! I'm just a human!"
    That's exactly why you're being shot at.

  • @hsinhaowang
    @hsinhaowang 8 лет назад +79

    5:51 ... that Elite did something you can't do till Halo 5; wall-ups.

    • @alessiodoomboy6192
      @alessiodoomboy6192 8 лет назад

      Yup

    • @keava
      @keava 7 лет назад +10

      HsinHao Wang Have you seen the Brutes in Halo 3? They climb literally everything

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 6 лет назад

      I hope they are a different species in the lore if not it's a genetic error to make them heavy

    • @robertramos1297
      @robertramos1297 5 лет назад

      @@deqnq1705 brutes are big bc of the gravity on their home planet

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 5 лет назад

      @@robertramos1297 were talking about elites

  • @luisperalta8202
    @luisperalta8202 8 лет назад +36

    that teabagging elite its epic xDDD

  • @aidenosaurus9162
    @aidenosaurus9162 7 лет назад +34

    5:58 when the enemy team is friendly

  • @addicted2games1
    @addicted2games1 8 лет назад +23

    My favourite has to be the Marine and Elite "Oh this is gonna hurt" "Dude, you gonna let him say that about your mother?"

  • @johnnycoolkid1635
    @johnnycoolkid1635 8 лет назад +23

    6:00 that's where teabaging came from...

  • @ShadowclawIV
    @ShadowclawIV 8 лет назад +75

    0:51 Guy looks like Obama, even sounds like him,
    except...younger.

    • @graysonconagher
      @graysonconagher 8 лет назад +2

      glad I wasn't the only person who thought that

    • @Unclebarry94
      @Unclebarry94 6 лет назад

      ShadowclawIV but somehow still a better president

    • @joejake8473
      @joejake8473 5 лет назад +2

      ShadowclawIV im guessing youve mever heard obama

    • @zanethederahn4079
      @zanethederahn4079 5 лет назад +1

      I'm not seeing it.

    • @AJ-ht7ms
      @AJ-ht7ms 4 года назад

      Sounds a little Dominican tho

  • @pyroreapernick8116
    @pyroreapernick8116 7 лет назад +49

    I freaking died from laughing when he hit the dude It like completely snapped his neck 1:20

    • @zanethederahn4079
      @zanethederahn4079 5 лет назад +3

      And then the guy came, mounted the machine gun, and it looked as if he was sticking his ass in the guy's face

  • @LysergicSigma
    @LysergicSigma 5 лет назад +16

    2:19 is the best friendly fire quote in gaming history

  • @jeice-sonocteer1199
    @jeice-sonocteer1199 8 лет назад +18

    "Chief, you're going to let him say that about your mother?" after "this is gonna hurt!" combination is the most halarious combo I've heard

  • @smorgington
    @smorgington 8 лет назад +102

    "I'm black"
    ...ok?

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 8 лет назад +16

      He said "It's time to act!"

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 8 лет назад +1

      I think it's a reference to how sangheli have (a) black actor(s)

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 8 лет назад +7

      Nathanial Kirklin He said "It's time to act!"

    • @forwarduntodawn2744
      @forwarduntodawn2744 8 лет назад +7

      +Someguy1237 Time to act

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 8 лет назад +6

      Well then it's time to spread the word
      #ActLivesMatter

  • @markbaltazar6916
    @markbaltazar6916 7 лет назад +26

    Grunt: Me spit on you, but wearing face...thing...block spit. *proceeds to shoot body* This is why I love the Grunts so much lol 😂😂

  • @ninboy01
    @ninboy01 4 года назад +3

    Palmer tells Chief “I thought you’d be taller”, and everyone looses their minds. A Grunt says it to the Arbiter, and you laugh.

  • @Nin10do0014
    @Nin10do0014 9 лет назад +6

    I like the reference to one of your other videos where a Brute says "No inappropriate touching"

  • @amerexile001
    @amerexile001 7 лет назад +2

    I give a Beam Rifle to a Spec Ops elite since it only had 3 shots left, thinking he was going to be really grateful.
    Elite: "Running low, is it?"

  • @nicholasriley6741
    @nicholasriley6741 9 лет назад +35

    XD I need to play with IWHBYD more XD

  • @whocares5504
    @whocares5504 8 лет назад +11

    I think that elite said "time to act"

  • @mrexists5400
    @mrexists5400 8 лет назад +15

    @6:12 aaaaw, he just wanted to dance :(

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute 8 лет назад +4

    Amazing.. I remember seeing your first videos years ago, and you're still going. I love it.. So many memories

  • @josephthepokemon8145
    @josephthepokemon8145 5 лет назад +4

    The part when he said"you are going to let him say that about you mother" hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pluto3194
    @pluto3194 8 лет назад +6

    The marine said "GRENADE, GRENADE, MOVE!!"

  • @effen_aey_man
    @effen_aey_man 7 лет назад +6

    Best line I ever got in Halo 2 was when I gave a Marine a sniper he said "You like me, you really like me!"

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 5 лет назад +5

    4:03 that grunt is just amazing

  • @bailsterbailer
    @bailsterbailer 9 лет назад +19

    pause at 3:48 those fuckin eyes

  • @BleachFan9891
    @BleachFan9891 8 лет назад +12

    Grunts get all the best lines.

  • @TheAlessandroKid
    @TheAlessandroKid 9 лет назад +6

    The elites VA's in this Halo sound oddly funny to me.
    "Deeemon... you are viiilleeeee...."

    • @joshaguirre7067
      @joshaguirre7067 2 года назад

      That's what I say when I find a spider in my room.

  • @Someguy-oi9tf
    @Someguy-oi9tf 8 лет назад +16

    1:49 xD

  • @krazysickgestions8748
    @krazysickgestions8748 8 лет назад +23

    I heard "time to act" instead of "I'm black"

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 8 лет назад +3

      It is "time to act"

    • @WarwickkkT101
      @WarwickkkT101 8 лет назад +1

      +Krazy Sickgestions That's because he said time to act, some people are hard of hearing

  • @thesquarecookietscp9689
    @thesquarecookietscp9689 9 лет назад +13

    LOL 5:50 TEA BAGGING ELITE XD

  • @StompixHDMCPVP
    @StompixHDMCPVP 6 лет назад +3

    5:32 Just killed me, i cant stop laughing! XD XD OML

  • @ghosts2896
    @ghosts2896 7 лет назад +2

    My favorite is when you give the marine that's played by David cross a lesser weapon and he says: well, at least I can always shoot myself.

  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero 7 лет назад +7

    The english / australian accents always get me XD

  • @fot6771
    @fot6771 9 лет назад +7

    5:34 would've been funnier if he said "'you are a race of plebs"

  • @yosiahsmith
    @yosiahsmith 6 лет назад +1

    "Let's hope they're staring at my rack" did it just get hot in here.

  • @bugsydelrosario5940
    @bugsydelrosario5940 8 лет назад +49

    Why is Obama in Halo?

  • @av3nger3
    @av3nger3 6 лет назад +1

    4:13 oh man...Halo 1 reference
    .grunts asleep..facing toward room corners...melee them to death

  • @casualbird7671
    @casualbird7671 9 лет назад

    "Chief, you going to let him say that about your mother??"

  • @slasher3428
    @slasher3428 5 лет назад +1

    3:58 even though your flatter than a Minecraft plains biome

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 7 лет назад +1

    Did it run away?
    *inappropriate touching*
    I have his scent!
    Me: XDDDDDDD

  • @poseidonwarrior6111
    @poseidonwarrior6111 7 лет назад +2

    THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

  • @divyamverma2476
    @divyamverma2476 5 лет назад +1

    5:35 funniest line ever! "You are a race of beggars!"

  • @thesquarecookietscp9689
    @thesquarecookietscp9689 9 лет назад +9

    ment 5:56 tea bagging elite

  • @PrinceSheogorath
    @PrinceSheogorath 6 лет назад +1

    *INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING*

  • @JJO117
    @JJO117 7 лет назад +5

    Wow Halo has some Unique Generated dialogue like when one says something the the other replies.

  • @n7joker685
    @n7joker685 5 лет назад +1

    the lack of people mentioning that elite yelling You are a race of beggars dissapoints me.

  • @zumby
    @zumby 5 лет назад +1

    Me spit on you...
    But this face thing block spit
    XD MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @scarysugarhigh
    @scarysugarhigh 9 лет назад

    This is such a great video. The sarcasm is on par.

  • @syfildin523
    @syfildin523 9 лет назад +2

    I lost it at "*inappropriate touching*

  • @entertheunknown3554
    @entertheunknown3554 6 лет назад +4

    4:35 that line killed me.

  • @spartanskillers615
    @spartanskillers615 8 лет назад +1

    "I thought I smelled urine here" best line😂😂

  • @thatoneguy3408
    @thatoneguy3408 6 лет назад +1

    Stands behind what's his face
    Shoots him
    His head does a hole you 180
    THANK YOU SIR CAN I HAVE ANOTHER? NOT!

  • @DR_T1
    @DR_T1 6 лет назад +1

    I died laughing at the t-bagging elite at the end 😂

  • @stinkreynolds7185
    @stinkreynolds7185 8 лет назад +2

    Krewtaun. Get that T-bagging Elite GIF. Now.

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 5 лет назад +1

    That Achievement being unlocked... 🤣

  • @donkilla1589
    @donkilla1589 9 лет назад

    In the scene were chief and the elite dancing
    Another elite said they are both vile

  • @Joe858Spartan
    @Joe858Spartan 8 лет назад +7

    OMG That ending!

  • @Jasuuvius
    @Jasuuvius 8 лет назад +1

    6:10...do little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight, yea get down tonight

  • @Theta117
    @Theta117 6 лет назад

    After inappropriate touching... “ I have his scent!”

  • @tensa5723
    @tensa5723 6 лет назад

    I once heard a brute say "Have you soiled yourself?"

  • @LucineAura
    @LucineAura 7 лет назад +3

    This brought me great joy :3

  • @SpartanBeta312
    @SpartanBeta312 5 лет назад

    I like the little personality quirks you do, like when he asked if you do foot massages and you looked at his feet for a second and shook your head lol

  • @kenzieuchiha1191
    @kenzieuchiha1191 8 лет назад +9

    4:37 I don't think that's what he said...it sounds more like he said "It's time to act!".

    • @aqwisfun5116
      @aqwisfun5116 8 лет назад

      not really...

    • @SailorPupitar
      @SailorPupitar 8 лет назад

      Yes he says Time to act. The voice filters for elites have a bit of mumble to them

    • @aqwisfun5116
      @aqwisfun5116 8 лет назад

      +Sailor Pupitar I hear it now...

  • @crystaldragon6408
    @crystaldragon6408 7 лет назад

    marine : Damn monsters!
    Alien : you're a race of beggars!

  • @evanmcclure6212
    @evanmcclure6212 9 лет назад +2

    When it says I am black he actually said time to act

  • @megumineatssand
    @megumineatssand 7 лет назад +1

    at 600 I was laughing so hard I almost peed

  • @danr8267
    @danr8267 5 лет назад

    One of the grunts says "oh arbiter our savior " and also " stupid jackal ,say thank you to the arbiter"

  • @jamesdthorn790
    @jamesdthorn790 6 лет назад

    A teabagging elite? That's the best thing I've ever seen ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 😂👌

  • @Quality3rr0r
    @Quality3rr0r 3 года назад

    Terrific swing! *Achievement pops* That was the best timing ever, only adding to the joke.

  • @Clarissa_Star
    @Clarissa_Star 9 лет назад +3

    2:36 Nice one.

  • @PantMal
    @PantMal 9 лет назад +32

    Hey Krewtaun, can you make a Halo Funny Lines video with characters that aren't shown that much? Such as the flood, the jackals, or important NPCs like Johnson, Miranda, or the SpecOps Commander? Again, if possible.

    • @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock
      @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock 9 лет назад +11

      PantMal The Flood and Kig-Yar don't even speak English.

    • @PantMal
      @PantMal 9 лет назад +1

      Beau Bullock The Flood has some English-speaking lines for sure.

    • @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock
      @BeauBullockJustCallMeBrock 9 лет назад +1

      PantMal Grave mince is the only one who can let out anything more than a pained howl.

    • @Krewtaun
      @Krewtaun  9 лет назад +7

      PantMal It would be a good bit harder to find enough lines if I only focused on certain characters (especially good lines and especially from characters that hardly ever say anything). It wouldn't be impossible, but I'll probably just end up having random lines from random unique NPCs throughout different videos. Right now though I have all the lines from Halo 2 Funny Lines Episode 2 captured, just not edited yet. I've got 3 or 4 lines from Half-jaw, 3 or 4 from Johnson, and 1 from Miranda in this episode.
      The flood and jackals are 2 character types that I've never personally heard anything from, although I've been told by a friend that they've heard some actual words and sentences from the flood.

    • @PantMal
      @PantMal 9 лет назад

      Krewtaun Ok.

  • @KAUSINANARCHY
    @KAUSINANARCHY 7 лет назад

    the marine who said " its not Christmas" sounded like griff, 3:45

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR 5 лет назад

    It’s incredible with the amount of precision and detail in this video. Yet you couldn’t even hear him say “it’s time to act.” How it this possible.

  • @_theryanchap
    @_theryanchap 9 лет назад

    The T-bagging Elite at the end finished me :D

  • @martinlevesque5002
    @martinlevesque5002 6 лет назад

    I lost it when he joined him in teabagging

  • @Lil_FYRBUG
    @Lil_FYRBUG 7 лет назад

    5:20 best part "Cheif your gonna let him say that about your mother?"