Halo 3 Funny Lines Anniversary
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
- It's been nearly 10 years since I released my first Halo 3 Funny Lines video, and I figured it was high time to do a revisit. Also, to prove to everyone that I'm not dead and that I plan on doing many more videos in the near future.
"is this because of reach?"
blew my mind
Ikr the lore 😭
I agreed with that clip I would have punch him to
that was the best line in here. as well as "so what if i wanted more money" edit- reach was fun still.
What If I Want More Money Ahhhhhhhuhhhhorr
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"It's safe to come out. This is sergeant Smith... John... Son..."
And then all the grunts come out...
Perfect timing.
If I was against them, I'd buy it and die by them just to motivate their stupidity.
_MaZ_TeR_ 997 likes
@@JayHog1992 oh so you’re with them?! AHA I KNEW IT!!
"DII DOO!"
6:15
* Grunt splats The Arbiter
- “I got him! I’M A HERO!!”
* The Arbiter respawns...
That's what I thought
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Awe shit here go again
Uuuuuaaaaaaahh!
Madmaus HE’S A ZOMBIE!!
One word for everyone:
Hababedaodeadduha
I'm a Zealot
I honestly hope that’s an actual word in Sangheili.
Haboodidaboodiguhguh*
*WORT WORT WORT*
I heard this in game and actually snorted from laughing
Understandable, have a nice day
2:16 “Is This Because Of Reach?”
ᖫʀᴀʏɢᴜɴ420ᖭ what if i wanted more mone-*EUAGGHHOURGH*
I was going to like this comment but it has 117 likes soooooo
ᖫʀᴀʏɢᴜɴ420ᖭ yes!!
He's actually saying, "I told him I wanted more money".
Bro wanted to get rich robbing a planet💀
Holy fuck.
So many new ones I’ve never heard before. It’s crazy how much dialogue there is
I know right? I was surprised, myself.
The gay brute tho XD
LMFAO
Well there are Tens of thousands of dialogue spoken throughout the game
@@HackingAtLife Really?
*IT* *SLIPPED* *UNDER* *THE* *COVERS*
I think that Brute was gay XD
Imagine him being Tartarus' son XD
The gayest brute ever
but what about that guy that was like BUT HE WAS MY LOVER? not gay because manly voice.
He was the lover that got killed
4:27 "I'M A REAL BOY :D"
Oh snaple hi vengeful
reminds me of robot boy
*"YOU GIANT BULLYING MONSTERRR!!!"*
@@robcoopz2444 that fit so perfect lol
That’s why he betrays them XD
Hearing the Arbiter say
“You short me fool” in the most un-Arbiter tone is probably the highlight of Halo 3
Mr. Obama sir, you misspelled shot.
Obama time stamp?
he sounds like a stereotypical white man
@@FallenBattlefront 3:03
It almost sounded like he said foo!
5:05 at least we know what the brutes really sound like
They sound like humans lol
Stew Simon more like James charles
And no! They are not gay!
hey uggnoys
Unlest is a Girl Brute
“See if it man or laaAydee” - Flipyap
Or Yapflip. Who knows which one said it
uuhhh, zugzug :3
No not plarp its was zugyap
No I think it was Yapzug
No I think that was said by sergeant smith son Jon son
remember that elite that said 'Our enemies are NOT going to kill themselves, you know.' remember that and skip to 6:51
I was gonna mention that some enemies are probably so depressed they'd kill themselves anyways
But that's much funnier
Oof
That line is also in Halo 2.
"Take this!" **Boom**
"Glarrugh"
That, and grunts are on lifeline, basically limited supply of methane, so if the game was realistic to lore, you'd just have to wait several hours, maybe days, and all the grunts who haven't restocked due to combat would just end up dropping dead due to lack of air.
So in a way, the enemy COULD kill themselves due to neglicence.
5:18
So you’re either going to name your next child demon, John 117, or Master chief.
Good parenting.
Or just john
Demon child 😂
Demon?, sounds good 👍🏼
You forgot Reclaimer and Spartan. Damn, just realized the Master Chief got a lot of names.
Demon
Once when I died, I heard a Marine say.."ok the cheif is dead! I'm Soo gonna eat my gun right now!"
Damn, bad dare i guess
3:59 "Quick quick! Raise his visor.. see if it man or.. laaadddyyy"
They gonna be eatin from a diff nipple 🤮
Me: you sick little bastard, let’s do it
@@etazeta674 WTF?
The Golden Helmet lmao 😂
4:28
"That hurt my feelings..."
"YOU GIANT BULLYING MONSTERRR!!"
I'M A REAL BOY!
Bizzie Izzie Noble grunt tries to stand up for guilty spark, fails
Continuation: Oh my god, I have feelings? I'M A REAL BOY!!
Why do grunts call the our characters Giant 2 of them stacked up is the same size
6:49 Me trying to giving my incomplete homework to my teacher
same
“Get this”
3:39 is my favourite one
haloKINGSstudios same
Notice the elite scratching himself in the background😂😂
Habbidigidiguj
Same 😂
@@klarson-bu4pt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:49 Masterchief is always drunk, confirmed
TheWarriorWithin 55 true
4:16 "Our enemies are NOT going to kill themselves, you know."
6:50 Are you sure about that?
True
Pretty much
*Local Brute tries to prove enemy elite wrong*
5:03 got me by surprise.
Vega complex look it’s a gay brute :D
I cant take brutes seriously after that line 😂
It slipped under the covers lol
Gay af
I still can't stop laughig and then dying in game because of my laughter when I unittentionaly trigger that line
0:29
Arbiter" "This attention is Provocative
Also Arbiter: Hisses
Hes not mad, hes aroused
The people behind Halo know how to have a good time.
Edit: I literally don't even remember writing this comment but WOW the amount of likes it has it nuts! 😳
Bungie.
Well halo 1 to reach was bungie anyways.
Old Bungie is legendary, new Bungie is the dirt under my boot
I see your profile pic. Are u a furry
Is it because It slipped under the covers
"Thake this"
*sticks at the wall next to him*
Not his fault, someone put a door in his way.
2:19 i died lol
So did that elite
The elite is ded. Not big surprise.
WAIT why did he say "is this because of reach" caaaaause I NEED ANSWERS DAMNIT
Artie Quick yes lol
Elite: "The enemy is not going to kill themselves!"
Me: 6:51
interesting to see you here
4:00 "Quick quick! Raise his visor and see if its man.. or laadyyyyyyyyyyy"
3:39 he speaks the language of God's
"HE WAS MY LOVER!!!" had me on the floor
It's pretty sad tbh
2:05 *HOLD UP IS THAT CABOOSE!?*
The devs at Bungie loved the RvB series, and they referenced it a lot in the games, so this is likely a direct reference.
@@insertnamehere6659 RvB??? What that?
@@Mr-Ad-196 Red vs Blue, it's a Roosterteeth halo series. Best web series I've ever seen.
@@rejectedkermit1220 ohh.
Jeez I thought I was crazy and searched through comments
6:40, God-damn! That grunt had some vocabulary!
3:03 I've never heard the arbiter talk like that lmao
1:52 “because of you arbiter my kid can’t get enough gas, Or nipple! How does that make you feeeel?” Best line ever👌🏻
That line confused me when I first heard this and I still don't understand what the grunts mean when they say "nipple"
@@artiequick3583 that's what they refer to their food and drink as.
3:39 Elite casually scratching himself in the background
Hah
*Haboodigaboodiguhguh!*
Wort wort wort
Hahkdhboodipoo
I see Brutes have adopted a don't ask/ don't tell policy.
I herd an elite saying "wort wort wort" when he sees a brute
I really did herd him say it when in my game
I did too
That's a laugh. Goes back to halo 1, is English your first language haha
In Halo 1 it sounded like "whut whut whut" as if the Kovanet would be surprised.
Some times they sad "Aaooohhhh Obama!" as they were up to atack. Can some one 'translate' that to me what were they yelling actualy, please?
LateLuxray 116 wort wort wort means go go go
5:10 that little gay brute voice has me dying I’ve never heard that
Or a Girl Brute
He was lovers with the other brute
3:39 Can someone translate “haboodidaboodiguhguh?”
Wreav M'dama i checked it nothing
It’s haboodidaboodifuhguh nothing else
Killer Mayhem WRONG. It’s “guhguh.”
Sparks Streaming Damn:..
MY ASS!!!!!!
new favorite halo character 5:04
Its a gay brute
Gayyyyyyy
What about the brute that said “HE WAS MY LOVER!”?
Somebody sounds like they are a child still
3:03 does not sound like arbiter
Haha that's all Keith Davidson right there
David*
It's Keith David's voice, I think they forgot to run it through a filter though...
@@BoneStack117 Only Davidson could break character as Arbiter and make it work.
Sound more like seargent Jonson
2:39 this one is by far the best
2:15-2:22 got me dying XD
I encounted that 5 times on a level. Kept dying I was laughing so hard.
*slap* owwww. Is this because of Reach? *slap* What if I wanted more money...AHHHHHUAAHHOORR. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ThyOneBleanMachine It got the Elite dying too.
2:41 full metal jacket reference
Can’t believe I’m the only one to notice
Wait, really?
The Catfather animal mother’s interview by the war photographers mate. Watch it you’ll recognise it instantly
@@unknowntm3856 I'll have to watch it again, then.
The Catfather definitely mate it’s great that Bungie were fans of one of Kubricks masterpieces
Omg I remember that scene now
"Staring contest? Let's go!"
*blinks immediately after dialogue*
“Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
Therapist: Gay Brute isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Gay Brute: 5:05
It slipped under the covers.
IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS.
*IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS...*
Kept us waiting, huh?
Kept ya waiting huh?
You need to stop right now!
You’re pretty good
@Grayest Kind of two different series all together with little crossover between demographics but you're allowed to pretend it's 2004 still.
You feel it as well, don't you..
"Our enemies aren't gonna kill themselves,you know"
i think a brute already did
2:59 I love how he looks away as if he knows exactly what hes saying hahahaha
"That hurt my feelings.
Wait I have feelings?
IM A REAL BOY!"
I literally died when it said that
Near the end of the covenant mission, I heard a grunt talking about the flood.
"It's kinda like linguini...except when it gets in your stomach and spreads out its arms, it turns you into a nasty zombie thing!"
Is it just me or does the Arbiter look twice as intimidating with his mandibles closed at 1:04
You're not the only one, and he's one you do NOT want to anger. At 7ft 9.9in tall and 319 lbs of muscle, he'd be a scary guy to face alone XD if it were me, I'd rather stay on his good side lol
Indeed he does
Nah he looks adorable. And a bit silly.
Took ya long enough. Welcome back!
“IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS.”
Why does he sound like Simmons from Red vs Blue.
Now, that you've said that, I can never hear that without his voice over it. And it's hilarious.
5:05 the gayest brute ever.
Gotta love how the grunt is talking about elites during the schism despite the fact that many grunts were on the elites side XD.
4:29 got me laughing. If the Grunt was calling Oracle a giant monster for Oracle thinking that he's a real boy, I would had laughed more.
4:34 couldn't have more perfect timeing with I am a real boy and you bullying monster
lol 3:39 that sounds like Snoop Dogg's impersonation mumble rap
2:15 literally laughed out loud because of this one lol
The reference too
1:30 sounded like the voice actor was trying hard not to laugh XD
Arbiter: "You shot me, foo!"
Me: O.o
Grunt: “what would I even do if I caught him?”
Covenant: *hands him two plasma grenades*
Covenant: *do you want to explode?*
At first I thought Arbiter saying "You shot me, fool" was the funniest quote in the vid... but then the Brute said "It slipped under the covers" in his incredibly non-Brute sounding voice and I just lost it
Halo 3 has the best voice lines
1:25 Dang. That's the only time in any Halo game where someone's said fuck.
just thinking that
it sound so weird to hear it
and from an elite of all things lol
4:11 Was actually kinda sad.
4:27
343: "That hurt my feelings. Oh my God, I have feelings?! I'M A REAL BOY!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:44 the way the Grunt delivered "asshole" killed me!
When arbiter said YOU SHOT ME FOOL I was confused on why he sounded more human
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that an elite says fuck
come'ere you little fuckerhole
*W O R T W O R T W O R T*
Every NPC is at least a little gay in Halo 3 and I think that’s beautiful.
I relate to all of the quotes NO MATTER THE CONTEXT
@Cody G yes
Weird flex but ok
Why dont you stick it up your ass even
Why don't you take your unnecessarily negative attitude and shove it up your own ass? I swear, there's always some random douche who gets butthurt for no reason over literally nothing.
@@Krewtaun 2019...
The part where the grunt says darn elite big champion bad guy traitor schism causing jerk galactic a**hole I DIED MAN I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:03 Can’t take them seriously 😂😂🤣🤣
I misread the title as 'Halo 3 Anniversary Funny Lines'
Same
Some day...
Halo 3 aniversario isn't out tho
Sir Jiffy if only
Elite: "Is this because of Reach? What if I wanted more money... AHHHH!"
You: *"who are you and what have you done to my elite?!"*
"What would I even do if I caught him?"
- That is an incredibly underrated line. Lmfao.
5:05 DAQ FUK It slippped under the covers. :P
Yesterday a marine on the ark said to me “dude does your junk itch too?” 😂
He also said “CHIEF! You got any spare socks?”
"What if I wanted moar money ARRROOOOGH!"
Lol
I only have this to say,.
*Haboodidaboodiguhguh*
6:11 you had me at hello
"He was my lover!!"
God, I seriously need to play this game.
Those grunts, they're really trying.
4:31 IM A REAL BOY!
I was fooled because he said he was Smith-son-jon-son, i really thought it was him!
Hearing Keith David say as the arbitrator you shot me fool is a highlight of my life
1:07 I remember that line😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
"Our enemies aren't gonna kill themselves."
Brute: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
4:58 When you’re talking to someone and finally get that joke your friend told you awhile ago.
he attac,
he protecc
but most importantly
he has dibs on demon's boots
3:17 Did the brute mean Chief's muscles or... The other kind of meat?
Nah he meant his dick.... brutes are gay
@@loganator78r "It slipped under the covers..." That's a good line that proves it.
I dont wanna know which one he meant.... Ever
"I shall name my next child after you!"
"Come here xXxN0oBSl_4y3r42OxXx RIGHT NOW"
Hey welcome back! Your old Halo 3 funny lines were awesome!
The little things like this is what gives a game character. I remember hearing a lot of these and it made everyone feel real.
I never realised how wholesome Guilty Spark was
“You know drinking and driving is bad right?”
I’m dying lmao
6:11 Im more concerned in the piles of MC and arbiter corpses.