I fell in love with him from Halo 2 with his regret speech and reading First Strike especially his that don't even look like an uneven elephant to me looks like two squids kissing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Google is Moogle I know I'm taking this deeper but some people need to think about this. Why would someone pay for sex when all they had to do is to ask someone out,take them to dinner, and let things escelate from there. Or just simply have ask to have sex with them (If they are into you of coarse). It's not rocket science its human chemistry. Sgt Johnson knew how it goes.
Cortana to Chief while looking at a group of blank UNSC marines: "Do you ever think and wonder, "what is going on inside their heads?" UNSC Marines inside their heads:
RIP Johnson, he was one of my favorite video characters growing up. The old Halo games always had such great side dialogue, right when you didn't expect it.
@ZMan1471 Iliked a lot H4 and H5 armor, it looks even more like a super suit exlusive for super soldiers that fight aliens, ancient alien drones/robotic soldiers
Wow thank you so much for (edit) 115,000 views! *PLEASE CONSIDER SUBSCRIBING!* If you would like to see more new episodes + other animations It really really helps if you Subscribe! You can also check me out on *Patreon* where I can make you *4K Renders* mainly Halo if you so desire :D www.patreon.com/MetalHeadSpartan Here's an example of a render I can make! www.patreon.com/posts/high-poly-h3-by-16744125 Once again THANK YOU for all the support! - \m/
1:09 sounds a food delivery line THIS. STUFF. RIGHT. HERE. IS WHAT MADE HALO GOOD, the grim tone of the game interrupted by a marine who has likely been driven to insanity that says most of these lines.
the fact this video ends at 3:43 makes me question somethings. Its too ironic. Other than thay, fantastic work! Heard some lines i never heard of, and i been here since Halo: CE !
The bit about "Killin' a man in a fair fight" at 1:12 is lifted straight out of Firefly. Adam Baldwin played Jayne, and also did voice lines for Halo 3 and ODST (He was Dutch)
Radio Metro yeah legit pulled these straight from Halo 3! With the exception of Johnson who I got from a behind the scenes outtake video posted on the official bungie website ages ago
This is great! This is the kind of stuff 343i needs get behind to bring Halo back. Also, "I woulda been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" I don't recall where he actually says the other half.
I'm pretty certain that's how Chips Dubbo actually is in combat. Just shit talking in that thick Aussie accent while he outdoes a Spartan in Covenant killing.
*After Johnson's death in Halo 3 he retired and got a new job as a Late-night Talk Show host. Now he works part time as a announcer,leader,super soldier in Halo Wars 2.*
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I connect with johnson on a mental level never before known by myself
Roanoke Gaming hey I subscribed a while ago
Our lord and saviour has entered the comments
I like how the comment from the more successful RUclipsr isn’t liked by the creator of the video. That’s just funny to me 😂
@@odsttrooper2020 existence is pain
@@RoanokeGaming facts
This is why Marines are important to Halo, makes the world feel alive and relateable.
666 likes
0:32
"Oh wow, it's the Arbitard!"
Someone give this man a megaphone, he's spittin' Spartan Lasers!
The one marine who destroyed an elite with only words.
I am already dead
He was found dead later that day
Thats fucking great!
Oooooo damn
And that folks is why Johnson is the best NPC in the history of gaming.
I fell in love with him from Halo 2 with his regret speech and reading First Strike especially his that don't even look like an uneven elephant to me looks like two squids kissing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Indeed
Chips dubbo
He's too pretty to die.
666
“Why pay for sex when you can do it for free” -Sargent Johnson R.I.P
Google is Moogle I know I'm taking this deeper but some people need to think about this. Why would someone pay for sex when all they had to do is to ask someone out,take them to dinner, and let things escelate from there. Or just simply have ask to have sex with them (If they are into you of coarse). It's not rocket science its human chemistry. Sgt Johnson knew how it goes.
@@Beau.Official He knew what the ladies liked.
Sergeant Major! YOU USE THE CORRECT RANK WHEN TALKING OR ADDRESSING THE DEMI GOD HIMSELF
Johnson truly deserves his own talk show.
Excellent work, Metalhead. The Hierarchs will be pleased...
True!
You’ve earned yourself a place on our Great Journey!
We need a Sergeant Johnson movie.
They will reward our fleet with the work.
Rythaze indeed
Johnson: "you cant take a woman to a libary!"
Me:"But it's free!"
Johnson: “It’s free?! Well okay it’s not so bad...”
“Check out a book.”
"What do you think of the library?"
"The bathrooms stink !"
@@slavacernarus7083 flashbacks.....
I called 1-800 Eat It, and all that happened is Chipps Dubbo insulted me for 30 minutes.
how is that a bad thing
Lol
I called it and got a failed call 😭😭
@@Rookie-2552 oof
Did you like it
Cortana to Chief while looking at a group of blank UNSC marines: "Do you ever think and wonder, "what is going on inside their heads?"
UNSC Marines inside their heads:
Halo SFM is something I haven't even considered for some reason
and I love it
Spockitans omg I love your channel I'm a huge fan!!!!!
Ikr!
Halo SFM porn is even better. It's all over pornhub
we don't talk about that around here smh
Man don't say that shit, this is why The Covenant want to glass us.
1:14
That's straight out of Firefly!
I can't believe my eyes
The ODST though.
The hero of Canton everyone.......
That's exactly what I thought when I heard it
Halo Canon
i shouted when I heard it too!
"If they smell good, and remind me of me, I like 'em!"
*We'll*
*Be*
*Right*
*Back*
1:58
2:40
3:09
Laski at the end, *"WHAT* did you say?!"
Roberto spicy weiner torres I don't understand what you are asking.
VaciliNikoMavich i mean subscribe together
Roberto spicy weiner torres No thank you.
VaciliNikoMavich don't forget 343 guilty spark
¿why is he mad?
God I love Johnson even more now
Late night with Avery Johnson
Hello comrade
2:57 "Does your junk itch too?"
Sir, that's why he's got Cortana!
*THE SUIT JERKS HIM OFF!*
"oh wow it's arbittard" hahaha i loved every part of this video!
"Your momma never loved you and she dresses you funny" is gonna be my new catchphrase
That ending was the best part.
Australian marines are the best marines.
True true, the American ones die so easy while the Aussies are like tanks
Chips Dubbo is the best marine no question
@@5o1stFilms
ausie male
Black female
Australian female
American male
American female
List of the best to worst
@@theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 I prefer Asians but whatever floats your boat
@@doomfan8603 oh Asians are above american males
Fun fact: That "Ya momma never loved ya and ya daddy dresses ya funny" Line is also a rare dialogue line from Mickey in Halo 3: ODST
"What do you think of the library?"
Well the last time I went, the whole place was flooded.
*fingerguns*
We'll
Be
Right
Back
"What do you think of the library?"
"THE BATHROOMS STINK- A MAN CANNOT HIT IT"
I need a full episode of a Johnson talk show. Shits too damn funny.
Video is 3:43 long? Obviously a 343 shill ;)
Jason Bourne that's the first thing I noticed😂
"Jesus Christ, it's the Arbiter!"
Ahhwww me gawd!
Isss meh burries!
The light bulb
Buruki Kerman no
*lit blub*
RIP Johnson, he was one of my favorite video characters growing up. The old Halo games always had such great side dialogue, right when you didn't expect it.
Need a sequel. As in now.
NOW!!!
If I could explain this video in one word it would be "perfect"
This is actually the best thing ever made. Amazing work!
Man, the Marines looked way cooler before 343 took the franchise.
Everything* everything looked cooler before 343, except maybe the chief's armor, the rest they f.cked up.
@ZMan1471 nah Mark VI looks better
@ZMan1471 Iliked a lot H4 and H5 armor, it looks even more like a super suit exlusive for super soldiers that fight aliens, ancient alien drones/robotic soldiers
@@TexMackerson Spartans were made to fight rebels
@@ATP2555ify yes, but let's say that the covenant just say "No."
Where is ma henry?
Huh, I've only heard like three or four of these before.
MonkeyxMoo35 alot of these are cut lines or bloopers from the Bungie website like 'Halo 4 I get a woman'
Or 343 of these
I heard em all that are in the games
Their eyes are extremely bright.
It's my birthday today. So why not watch this awesome video.
Jose Ramirez Happy birthday fam! Have an awesome day!
Jose Ramirez it's my birthday too!
Jose Ramirez hey! It's my birthday too! Happy Bday man! I mean, this video is like a present!
Mine's on the 21st, close enough for me!
SRB yooo nice. Sorry for the late reply. Also happy late birthday days to you guys , hope y’all doing well.
3:00 how johnson died for good. He survived installation 00, but died by the hand of a pissed lasky.
You deserve waaaaay more subscribers than you have right now
These are perfect
"Hey, can I borrow your socks?" True marine right there, knows that clean socks and motrin are what get you through the day
2:03 "I make this look goooooooood." Johnson, you make everything look good, including this video.
I love the Aussie marines.
This. I love this.
It took me three years to realize this masterpiece was exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds long.
“Oh wow, it’s the arbiTARD.”
I wish I was able to hear this in a game
If Johnson had his own talk show I would watch it every day non stop
The “mama never loved ya/entrails extrails” voice was used for Mickey in ODST
Wow thank you so much for (edit) 115,000 views!
*PLEASE CONSIDER SUBSCRIBING!* If you would like to see more new episodes + other animations
It really really helps if you Subscribe!
You can also check me out on *Patreon* where I can make you *4K Renders* mainly Halo if you so desire :D
www.patreon.com/MetalHeadSpartan
Here's an example of a render I can make!
www.patreon.com/posts/high-poly-h3-by-16744125
Once again THANK YOU for all the support! - \m/
I reckon that if you created this in Halo 3s glory days, you would have been given Recon armor for sure!!
MetalHeadSpartan was the video length intentional?
1:09 sounds a food delivery line
THIS. STUFF. RIGHT. HERE. IS WHAT MADE HALO GOOD, the grim tone of the game interrupted by a marine who has likely been driven to insanity that says most of these lines.
I've been waiting for this. Well waited 😂😭
"I don't have a type. If they smell good and remind me of myself, Iiii like em."
-Our favorite narcissist
0:25
*”Your about two seconds from wearing that smile around your ass.”*
the fact this video ends at 3:43 makes me question somethings. Its too ironic.
Other than thay, fantastic work! Heard some lines i never heard of, and i been here since Halo: CE !
“...And then that one time Chipps and I- but THAT’s a different story!”
0:28 Mission failed
we'll get 'em next time
Where were johnsons lines from?
batterysurf I believe they are outtakes from halo CE and halo 2. I think bungie put them up along time ago.
We really need a second part to this. Sgt. Stacker has amazing outtakes!
Lol I love this so much dude 😍
Broey I see you everywhere
GDrako Turnover well I do watch a variety of things and comment a lot, that might explain why 😂
2:56 The real reason Chief no longer has his space diaper.
2:20 yes you can
The bit about "Killin' a man in a fair fight" at 1:12 is lifted straight out of Firefly. Adam Baldwin played Jayne, and also did voice lines for Halo 3 and ODST (He was Dutch)
Ohh lasts for 3:43 I wonder why?
Ryan Curcio helioskrill?
Halo Gamer yet no 343 marines
Ryan Curcio k
This deserves infinite likes just because you animated these. If they were just the in game captured videos it would be as funny!
Hands down, the best Halo video I've seen on RUclips in a really long time.
CALL 1-800 EAT IT!!! Still makes me laugh until now.
This is goddamn beautiful and i love you for making this
Can we please see 2:26 in live action in the new Halo TV show. That would be hilarious
The ODST at 1:20:
"Yep...uh huh.... Mhm... Yea cool..."
Thinks: *Shut up already, we have been sitting here for 3 hours by now...*
funny shit is this legit tho with all the soldiers saying these things??>?
Radio Metro yeah legit pulled these straight from Halo 3! With the exception of Johnson who I got from a behind the scenes outtake video posted on the official bungie website ages ago
oh cool haha, love the arbitard one
Loving the Knight’s Tale Reference.
Who else actually called "1-800-EAT-IT😂
I didn’t. Who picked up?
@@thecatfather857 it was Chips Dubbo and he insults u for like 1 minute to 3 hours
“I have a feeling we are just here to stop bullets”
Sh*t, he knows lads!
You can't take a girl to the library well it's free lol 😂😂😂😂
This video is absolutely gorgeous, I was dying laughing throughout the whole thing.
Mkay
this is the best thing ever created
No Halo spartans?
UNSUBSCRIBED
MetalHeadSpartan WHAT do you mean?
It's shit MARINES say not Shit SPARTANS say
1:11 is a line from the Firefly tv show. Originally Jayne said it and he was referring to the reavers instead of the flood
2:33 my life in a nutshell
Halo jokes? Kick ass 3D models? Well crafted animation? Nonpoint blasting in the end credits? I thunk this my favorite channel now!
CALL 1-800 EAT IT
2:21 u ever just defend every marine in the level tryna make friends
Heard that line once and was one of the best memories I’ve ever had with ai
TANK BEATS EVERYTHONG WEHHN
This is great! This is the kind of stuff 343i needs get behind to bring Halo back.
Also, "I woulda been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" I don't recall where he actually says the other half.
No one's gonna mention the video is 3 minutes and 43 seconds long?
Ok...
*thinking intensely waiting for a circuit to explode*
The prophecy is true.
* mind blown *
"You can't take a girl to the library... IT'S FREE? Well its not so bad." Im crying laughing
I hope they fix the marines in Infinite.
God do I miss the ole comedy relief marines
As do i
Patience is key, let 343 take their time...
I'm pretty certain that's how Chips Dubbo actually is in combat.
Just shit talking in that thick Aussie accent while he outdoes a Spartan in Covenant killing.
1:04 sorry
For what?
I love how you used the famous "We'll be right back" from Eric Andre Show lol. Perfect.
Amazing XD
2:39 killed me
henlo frens
"Hey looms it's the ArbiTARD!!!"
- ThisFuckingGuy 2018
2:33 Truth from Sgt Johnson.
Skull: IWHBYD- Activated
-"But a dog beat me over the fence!"
-Rare dialog is common and vice versa.
I've always loved the Australian voice actor
1:46
What do I think of the library?
WHAT DO _I_ THNK OF THE _LIBRARY?_
bro DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
*After Johnson's death in Halo 3 he retired and got a new job as a Late-night Talk Show host. Now he works part time as a announcer,leader,super soldier in Halo Wars 2.*
When you realize the video is 3:43 minutes long
Hilarious intro to a hilarious video,truly a magnificent idea!