Bungie Person: No no NO. Grunts are supposed to be stupid, and funny, and stupid and funny. Say something dumb. Voice Actor: ZugZug. Bungie Person: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBBHhHHHhHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Brains Elite Timeline Halo 2 Quote (Just a standard elite) “You have some brains on your mandible.” (When talking to the arbiter) Halo 3 Quote (Now Apart of the ‘Heretics”) “You got some brains on your face.” (When talking to the Chief)
Rtas 'Vadum: "My hat has returned to me. All is right with the universe." - From Ted Spearhead's The Live of the Elites (I guess?) I guess this is where this inspiration by Ted came from.
zillafire101 Um, One problem...That would be gay.I have no idea why the Elites are acting stupid even know they should be noble but oh well life is weird.ANDS ELITES ARE GAYYYYYYTY!!!!!
3:28 "Well, Arbiter, I...I...I think you're cute too." Bungie (or 343 Industries if this was a recent line) was just begging us to make fanfictions. You can't convince me otherwise!
The one marine always cracks me up, man. He's the one who said "But it's not Christmas!" After giving him the rocket launcher. That dude says the funniest shit ever. I accidentally domed an ally one time and he said "Uh, sir, can you maybe turn down the SUCK a little bit?" And another one after accidentally doming another ally was "Soooooo, was this one of those accident things? I'm just asking because you kept giving him weird looks." Ive also heard that same way break out into song and start singing "everybody was kung-fu fighting!" After a little battle on the mission Gravemind (he was one of the marines you save in the lockup). This games dialogue is seriously the greatest
Are you going to do Halo 5 funny lines? No playthrough of any Halo game has anyone that takes the time to stare at their npc allies long enough for them to say funny stuff. It's a REALLY underappreciated part of Halo. Main reason why I love your videos so much (and of course, the fact that all the npcs say the funniest shit in every Halo game, despite Halo having a very serious storyline)
Yep I'm absolutely going to be doing one, I just have to organize 3 of my friends together to help through co-op to make it easier. Where there are no AI Spartans constantly killing the enemies that I'm trying to hear stuff from, ya know? Appreciate the support too man, I just wish I had the time to put videos out more often.
Halo 2 Legendary with the IWHBYD skull is the best gaming experience if you keep all marines alive. The dialogue, the aiming, the sheer volume of destruction of you release them from prison and give them all fuel rods, and then watch them spam the s*** out of the Brute/ Elite fight where cortana says you might wanna sit this one out.
Thanks! I felt super special, because a producer at 343 actually contacted me about using it for the halo channel the day after I uploaded it. Of course, they already had my contact because I had asked that same person about submitting my last video to the Halo Channel...buuuttt still cool as balls.
i remember getting sniped on legendary and then Sgt Johnson says "come on Chief...this is no time for a nap...get up"
Nigel 1990 That's kind of sad tbh, he doesn't realize you're dead
No its actually meta because he's talking about respawn.
LMAO
Poor sarge
NIGEL 1̾9̾9̾0̾ dude stfu
""If got issue with me performance, prefer we have rational adult conversation. Zugzug."
Best line ever...
Bungie Person: No no NO. Grunts are supposed to be stupid, and funny, and stupid and funny. Say something dumb.
Voice Actor: ZugZug.
Bungie Person: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBBHhHHHhHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
That's a Warcraft orc reference fyi
ZUGZUG
Zug Zug, Don git me a reazon to pit yur hid on ee pointy steek
That's his name, he was giving you so you can call him up after battle
Voice acting at bungie: *Director*: Alright, here's a mic...Say stuff.
*voice actor*: You got some brains...on your.. mandibles
OfficerMarmalade
How to make a game way more enjoyable
ZugZug
OfficerMarmalade the mandible is one of their mouth pieces
Brains Elite Timeline
Halo 2 Quote (Just a standard elite)
“You have some brains on your mandible.” (When talking to the arbiter)
Halo 3 Quote (Now Apart of the ‘Heretics”)
“You got some brains on your face.” (When talking to the Chief)
Honestly it wouldn’t suprise me if these we’re just bloopers.
"Well Arbiter ...I...I..I think you're cute, too." Was quite an adorable line, I love it when developers put that kind of stuff in.
*
mrjtg12
❤
That was funny
they got too much fun developing this game
Nope, that line was horrible. Clearly Bungie wanted to push some kind of gay agenda. No gays in my christian household.
I remember once my friend shot a marine, and he just said "Do I look like a 7 foot tall blue alien to you?!"
oldspice051 dumbass marine! It's 8 foot.
Yes
OML that's hilarious
Yeah pretty funny lmaof
Same
"Zugzug"
Grunt - 2016
Huyahwayuh
Elite - 2016
+That One Goat RAWHHH
Brute-2016
All of the living things in Halo like sandwiches apparently so the flood could actually be stopped by making sandwiches
You have brains....in your mandible.
Elite~ 2016
0DarkTemplar9 TDT i
"I hope you're staring at my ribbons." Lol.
the elite said well arbiter ...i...i..I think your cute too lol
PureGaming177 True what ribbons maybe her hair was a ribbon it did look weirdish
nathan k she's talking about her medals
You ain,t got jack spilt lip
Benjamin Carmine w
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Holy shit Halo has some amazing dialogue.
"Your armor's quite impressive. Might I try your hat?"
Or when that elite said the arbiter is cute omfg that was hilarious 😂😂
Rtas 'Vadum: "My hat has returned to me. All is right with the universe." - From Ted Spearhead's The Live of the Elites (I guess?) I guess this is where this inspiration by Ted came from.
@@noob7220 I didn't know that elite's could be gay
@@yorkishirish7616 maybe its female?
I hope you're staring at my ribbons...
Oh Miranda
+Mr. McFiddlestein Right
I never thought she had a sense of humour...
I wasn't stairing at the ribbons, I was admiring the gun you were holding, mind if I spas you for this plasma pistol?
Vault Technition lol
They'll never believe this back at nipple:)
"Huyahhawyuhl"
Elite - 2016
"One word for you, hubblublbgugug"
ZugZug
2:25 "I stare at you, you stare at me. I fail to see the point". LOL
He has such a nice voice
@@W_Winters_99 I know right
"Arbiter, Our Savior," "Stupid Jackal, Say Thank You" 10/10
Well Arbiter I...I...I Think You're Cute too 3:28
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
@@eggnoggies481 indeed
Rtas at the back be like: Dude wtf?
😳😳😳
Yes, we saw the video.
2:57 the creepy laugh sound from the environment fits perfectly
Krugg Kruscherp lol your right I thought I was the only who noticed
OMG good catch on that! 😂
That’s what made the clip funny for me
Jeez that's creepy.
Shiiiiiiiiit me to if I heard that laugh
0:38 Imagine trying to focus on something important, then, out of nowhere, you just hear someone say in your ear...
“I love you, too.”
5:04 the reason why I love elites
1:04 I suddenly felt so sad for that grunt
Well yeah.
5:29 moment when a brute rekt a elite but got rekt by a pole. Halo 101.
sputnik skull physics my friend ( ° ʖ °)
2:09 oh i can make a mess with this master chief looks wow
don't you mean,
halo "343"?!?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No one ever said the brutes were smart
Thats the Halo 5 jump jets in a nutshell
0:46 - Obama, is that you?
Alexander Tanasie 0:54 that marine is breaking the 4th wall
They break the fourth wall all the time in the dialogue that’s not scripted
Most lines on battle and battle movement are non scripted thats why so many weird things happen XD
5:05 Im still laughing.
CocoRevolution he said
Hello how u doing
Inferno yea in the drunk way
"Huyahhawyuh!"
@@lancecurry7538 Heya! How are you? (I think that's what the elite said.)
Freakin half jaw looks at him all kind of crazy when he said it too
2:45 My favorite Marine out of all of the Marines. The 'Timid'Marine! 😊
This video made me want a Grunt as a pet
Enderus Same! Read their lore... it's very heart breaking.
who doesn't
#GRUNTS4LIFE
Daedric Warrior
#GruntLivesMatter
Th at would be a big pet
4:51 "wrrarr....bad...Arbiter.."
Speaks like he's his mum
I am so gonna ship Arbiter with that Random Elite now.
zillafire101 no
yesh
zillafire101 plsno
Ceba 'Evoadee Shhhhh, just accept it.
zillafire101 Um, One problem...That would be gay.I have no idea why the Elites are acting stupid even know they should be noble but oh well life is weird.ANDS ELITES ARE GAYYYYYYTY!!!!!
2:01 😂😂😂 - COLD
3:29 - Questioning his sexuality
3:55 - Agitated fashion statement
"Zugzug."
:3
“Zigzag”
:3
4:22 that grunt just owned that jackal
1:33 is the best line by far
3:27 I love it, adorable >v
*that UWU feeel*
Well Casual Bird I...I...I think your kinda cute too
That last clip is pure gold
3:28 "Well, Arbiter, I...I...I think you're cute too."
Bungie (or 343 Industries if this was a recent line) was just begging us to make fanfictions. You can't convince me otherwise!
4:55
Brute: We will wipe out out your entire arrogant race!
Elite: Haha! I'm sooo afraid!
LOL
1:32
The most savage elite ever
This entire comment and subsection of comments beneath it needs to be incinerated with thermite
That elite must have been "aw shit" during halo 3
Lol
3:06 grunt plays WoW
Kelek72 zug zug
One thing I love about these games is how unique every small and meaningless character is.
Brute: we will wipe out your entire arrogant race!
Elite: oh I'm sooo afraid
4:56
1:34 I cant stop laughing, the elite just turns really slow and it just makes it even funnier
3:33 the elite in the back is like "what the fuck did you just tell him?"
I just noticed that, thanks for pointing it out xD
LMAO
it reminds me of a turtle stretching it's neck 😂😂😂😂😂
5:06
Elite: Hayuahhawyuhl
Me: Wtf? Did your brain just malfunction?
463Jen probably just the sangheli language
It’s a special greeting in Sangheili
Elite has broken
0:33 "MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"
thats what your woman has to do for you!
The Message Indeed
Is this a joke if not the sjws will tear you apart
5:38 Mission failed, we'll get em next time
4:40. He soundd like Gandalf
*"By the **_riiiiiings,_** this is too MUCH...!"*
In the halo universe, staring means you love someone (based on every persons line if you stare at them 😆)
Getting married must be so easy there.
That brutes death was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
1:34 I THOUGHT ELITES WERE HONORABLE AND HAD NO NEED FOR PROFANITY!
03:12. Zugzug. I'm dead XD
I think it's a name of a Grunt but I'm not sure, please correct me if I'm wrong.
Oh. I don't play WoW.
3:27 “Well Arbiter, I...I...I think you’re cute, too.” 😂😂😂
“I stare at you.
You stare at me.
I fail to see the point.”
"I hope you're staring at my ribbons!"
-Miranda Keyes 2552
4:56 i kinda wish the games had more interactions like that. friendly npcs talking to eachother, or to the enemy.
Grunts are so cute and funny with their broken English
0:47
That guy looks like Obama!
Sounds like him too!
Acts like him to !
Sergeant Banks? Nah.
5:25
Grunts breathe methane and their backpacks store it. He's suffering from oxygen loss, kekk
WOO! I was watching all of these videos again last night, and now there's ANOTHER ONE!! FEEED MY ADDICTION!
The one marine always cracks me up, man. He's the one who said "But it's not Christmas!" After giving him the rocket launcher. That dude says the funniest shit ever. I accidentally domed an ally one time and he said "Uh, sir, can you maybe turn down the SUCK a little bit?" And another one after accidentally doming another ally was "Soooooo, was this one of those accident things? I'm just asking because you kept giving him weird looks."
Ive also heard that same way break out into song and start singing "everybody was kung-fu fighting!" After a little battle on the mission Gravemind (he was one of the marines you save in the lockup). This games dialogue is seriously the greatest
“They never believe this back at nipple” - YapYap before his promotion
I never understood what they mean by nipple. I’m told conflicting information
"you shoot like you have a cheat code."
Sir, that's called aim assist. Blame Microsoft.
Hunter Gman
It was rather a reference how well he shoot cause he is a Spartan
And btw you have no aim Assist on allies
@@thelvadam2884 Don't matter, my point still stands.
@@huntergman8338 No it doesn’t
3:10 when the grunt said 'ZugZug', I had a ROFLfest
"5 years ago"
Ooh that makes more sense
*"IF YA DIDN'T WANT YOUR BUTT KICKED, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STUCK IT OUT SO FAR"*
Best one ever
Are you going to do Halo 5 funny lines? No playthrough of any Halo game has anyone that takes the time to stare at their npc allies long enough for them to say funny stuff. It's a REALLY underappreciated part of Halo. Main reason why I love your videos so much (and of course, the fact that all the npcs say the funniest shit in every Halo game, despite Halo having a very serious storyline)
Yep I'm absolutely going to be doing one, I just have to organize 3 of my friends together to help through co-op to make it easier. Where there are no AI Spartans constantly killing the enemies that I'm trying to hear stuff from, ya know? Appreciate the support too man, I just wish I had the time to put videos out more often.
Its more that I need to be able to have everyone free to get on at the same time. I'm usually the one that's too busy to get on
+Krewtaun cant wait
+Krewtaun zugzug Is my hero.
+Krewtaun why don't you try to do it with subscribers?
“Prefer we have rational adult conversation... Zugzug”
"If got issue with me performance, prefer we have rational adult conversation." .... "ZUGZUG."
I stare at you, you stare at me. I fail to see the point.
Love that one and the stupid brute in the end lmao
"I hope you're staring at my ribbons"
3:28
Well arbiter i..I..I.... Think your cute too..
*FBI OPEN UP!*
3:27 Well thank you I um...think your cute also :3
That one elite at 2:14 that's actually concerned about the grunts.
ZUGZUG
FOR THE HOOOOOORRRRDE
Kelek72 ^ he gets it.
I've loved every one of these videos. Thanks for making them.
"Stupid Jackal,Say Thank You"
Jackals Reaction:...*Crickets*
3:54 my favorite part XD
1:14
3:13 is my favorite XD
4:40 After this , I started cursing like elite.
The most IMPORTANT quote from Sgt. Johnson,"If you didn't want your ass kicked you shouldn't have stuck it out so far!".
1:41 😂👌
@Gaming life for gamers Wait, that's Geoff?!
Halo 2 Legendary with the IWHBYD skull is the best gaming experience if you keep all marines alive. The dialogue, the aiming, the sheer volume of destruction of you release them from prison and give them all fuel rods, and then watch them spam the s*** out of the Brute/ Elite fight where cortana says you might wanna sit this one out.
"Check yourself before you wreck yourself" my favorite
5:05 those were some deep, wise words
The true prophet
@@Zilla2000
HAIL STROKE ELITE!
(No but seriously I wonder what that world means?)
"Asshole"
Grunt: if me have issue with performance I suggest we have a rational adult conversation
the conversation: *z u g z u g*
I love the elites and grunts.
Dude, check yourself before you wreck yourself lol
ice cube's music still famous in 2552
Not an adult conversation: hello how’s your day?
Adult conversation: Z U G Z U G
I'm never killing another grunt after watching this video
Strange to hear coming from a smith lord
Hearth Vader
"Smith Lord" and "Master of The Anvil"
you stare at me I stare at you.... I fail to see the point...
5:29
Best reaction to a raging brute
Best 'fuck my allies, ever man for themselves!'
Best 'I've got you NO-*dead*'
“Oh I can make a mess with this!”
*has a plasma pistol as his weapon
Me: yeah, ok
If Marines wete ACTUALLY hit by a plasma pistol . it would be a painful mess.
Stacker's still in the UNSC. He was in the Battle on Requiem.
“Stupid jackal, say thank you” I’m surprised that Jackal wasn’t at the grunt major’s throat for saying that.
3:27 lmfao dude, I'm CRYING x'''D
Is it just me or do I love grunts? They way they talk, also read their lore..... it's quite heart breaking.
Daedric Warrior
Yeah indeed 😔
I freaking love the grunts
1:53
Well... Yes. *You're the ArBbBiTtTer*
DECEASED
We need playable Elites/Sangheili again. I love that species!
"This is for my little brother!"
Oh. That... oh. That kill was personal.
4:07 Ice Cube Song. Check Yo Self.
Pity the marine wasn't holding a shotgun
3:04 This reminds me of that time in the office when Kevin was shortening all his sentences by saying words or sentences incorrectly.
Saw this on the Halo channel! Nice work!
Thanks! I felt super special, because a producer at 343 actually contacted me about using it for the halo channel the day after I uploaded it.
Of course, they already had my contact because I had asked that same person about submitting my last video to the Halo Channel...buuuttt still cool as balls.
Krewtaun Nice! I submitted a video to the Halo Channel too! The guys at 343 are awesome!
@4:45 When you tired of Chief restarting checkpoints
5:05 this is me when my crush talks to me
"I hope you're looking at my medal."
😏 maaaaayyyyybeeee...
0:33 best intro ever
1:45 he sounds like Church, even his brand of sarcasm