Nick Watson really now? So explain how they got the voices pretty much perfect. Bungie likes to add in goofy stuff to their games, that was the whole fucking point of the IWOBYD skull, for lines like this, I've even heard some of these
Rouge Spartans have been a thing, and when you craft a high powdered killing machine put in top of the line armor you're going to want a contingency plan. So yeah for ONI.
Halo 3. 2 grunts running at me. I killed one. The other looked at the body and screamed, "You killed my best friend!". He then chucked 2 granades at me, turned and ran. Before they even landed as he's running away he shouted, "Feet, don't fail me now!". I let him live and held a short vigil over his fallen comrade.
I love how this is actually canon - grunts are enslaved into the covenant as a species, and are weaned as fast as possible to be used as cannon fodder.
Alpha Echo Master chief : Sees scarab *In Head * "Well glad I'm catheterised" Arbiter : "(WRETCHES) (GAGS) UGH CHIEF GET A SELF WIPER OR- OR SOMETHING ITS HORRIBLE!!!"
I was playing rats nest during my MCC legendary run through and I was hiding from the brutes where you fight your first all brute fight. and I hear one of them say "Find the DEMON.... and no inappropriate touching"
Pyro Mania well, the canon reason grunts specifically are canon fodder is because they can breed really fast, and be trained at a young age, so what you said isn’t really wrong. Oh god, someone probably looked up grunts on rule34 due to this comment thread.
5:49 I can't believe someone actually put time out of their day to program a brute to have a small chance to look over at another character, jump, and scream out of fear as a simple little gag, knowing that a vast majority of people will never see it.
I once heard a Sergeant Marine say "Get up there and flush em out!" and another Marine said "Sir,Yes,Sir!" and the Marine actually went into the area to wipe out some flood units.I never knew Marines are programmed to follow orders from Sergeants.
***** But the ViDoc says they added a feature to the AI where they follow commands from one another, it's particularly noticeable when a group of them throw grenades after the leader does. But there's a bunch of moment-to-moment commands they say to one another during combat if you pay attention to them.
I got one from that skull when I killed a brute another one next to him yelled "He was my LOVER!". Also had a marine kick a grunt and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
I have only heard this one time in Halo 3, in Crow's Nest, campaign....a grunt yells "It's the Arbitor! The prissy one with the hand-me-down armor!" I haven't heard it since and I don't know how to trigger it.
In halo 3, i heard an elite say "don't make me kiss you in front of everybody", and a marine said (on the ark) "If we survive, let's get some icecream!"
U forgot the second mission line in which a marine needs ammo and the door is locked and the conversation between him and the one inside is quite funny😂😂😂
4:33 What He Means Is The Methane Gas They Breathe And A Food Container They Call The "Nipple" Which Contains High Nutrient Low Taste Food For All Grunts, This Is Proven In A Passage From The Halo Lore Novel/Comic "Harvest"
+Kevin Sarmiento Gas refers to methane gas that grunts breathe. Saying that his kids suffocate because they cant afford to breathe. Nipple refers to grunts eating- they do not eat solid food, they have creatures that produce food for them, which they eat by sucking on the creature's nipples. So saying they cant nipple means that they starve.
Nah, those are different. It's more like pigs, where the Mother pig has like eight nipples or something to feed all the piglets... except either it's a separate species or they just have some Grunts whose job it is to be a wet-nurse for a fuckload of baby Grunts.
Oni is a very high class demon, they've been featured in many episodes of tv shows, but when you put in perspective that the covenant knew about ONI and that the Spartans are agents of ONI. It makes sense they would call the chief a demon as he was one of the strongest spartan's
In Halo 3 I was playing campaign and slaughtered a room of enemies real quick like and thought I heard one of the AI marines say: “I wonder if aliens have health insurance.”
Krewtaun OMG YOU'RE STILL HERE. Dude, this is still my favorite video on youtube. I have it on my bookmarks and every once in a while I come here to see if you're still active and you are :D
One that actually got me is on Halo 3 when I hit an Elite and he said "Is this because of Reach?"
***** no he directly referenced reach. Maybe he apologized for reach but either way.
I heard what the first comment in this conversation said.
Is this because of me makes no sense
***** He may have served during that time.
***** it is reach lol search it up elite says is this because of reach
I feel like bungie just let the voice actors record whatever they felt like
Nick Watson really now? So explain how they got the voices pretty much perfect. Bungie likes to add in goofy stuff to their games, that was the whole fucking point of the IWOBYD skull, for lines like this, I've even heard some of these
+l Nobinus l so what if it's ten years old you never no just saying
+l Nobinus l bro chill
+l Nobinus l bro and simple mined what are you a scientist
+l Nobinus l well I don't care
My favorite line: "You have some brains...on your face."
That red elite is hilarious!
And then he looks around like 'wtf?' *suddenly, trollface*
Mine is "hey, didn't I get you this for Christmas?"
Don't make me TEABAG YOU. Random guy
Ding dong the demon is dead reminds me of (well ding dong everybody another witch is dead Ding dong russudun ding another witch is dead)
Bronys unite I hate bronies.
I can relate to sandwich marine and her never-ending quest for sandwiches.
arbington soldiers
Sandvich!
Sandwich marin best waifu.
Make ME a sandwich!
Halo 2 Elite
She must be related to heavy from TF2!
Because of YOU Arbiter, MY kids can't get enough gas. OR NIPPLE! How does that make you feeeel?
my favorite part
lol ikr
The Arbiter is so heartless, doesn't he know the kids need the nipple?
+Halo Watcher yep
+Halo Watcher lmao. think about the children 😢😂
Looked so sad after the female marine said she didn't date giant armored killing machines.
2:38
lol yes
and then they fucked
It's at 2:49
Are you commander shepherd
There was a training simulation for killing Spartans?
Smells like ONI.
And fish.
But mostly ONI.
I wouldn't put it past them
Rouge Spartans have been a thing, and when you craft a high powdered killing machine put in top of the line armor you're going to want a contingency plan. So yeah for ONI.
ONI
CHAN~~ DAISUKE~~ !!
Sounds like something those fuckers would do. Raise your hand if you hate the Office of Naval "Intelligence".
@@justaspookydude47 *Raises hand*
Halo 3. 2 grunts running at me. I killed one. The other looked at the body and screamed, "You killed my best friend!". He then chucked 2 granades at me, turned and ran. Before they even landed as he's running away he shouted, "Feet, don't fail me now!". I let him live and held a short vigil over his fallen comrade.
Oh my goodness I dying of laughter
I'm crying...
I had this 2 lol just played halo 2 And 3 again
I remember that. Also heard a marine say "I picked a good day to quit smoking" sarcastically.
Halo 3 was the best for funny pnes i once killed a brute to have another run into the room and scream he was my lover
"BECAUSE OF YOU ARBITER MY KIDS DONT GET ENOUGH NIPPLE HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEEL"
And gas😂😂
*You choose to make the Arbiter feel bad, he will remember that*
I love how this is actually canon - grunts are enslaved into the covenant as a species, and are weaned as fast as possible to be used as cannon fodder.
Dryocampa, Grunts literally are fed on the ships via food nipple things
halo.fandom.com/wiki/Food_Nipple
4:28
I just wanna imagine elites doing everyday things, like brushing their teeth, pouring cereal, waking up the kids for school, and so on
Don’t forget celebrating Christmas (I know you commented a year ago but hey, here we are)
Spethman Jones “hey honey how was work?” “Just the usual, shot some incompetent grunts”
-sets down briefcase
-kicks back on the couch to some “Covenant: Today” news
kcin1523 my only question is
How the hell do they eat with their mouth like that?
Do they just pour shit down their throats?
Jay SpitsFire they are masters of eating corn on the cob
While I was playing on ONI sword base I looked at a marine and he said:
"How do you go to the bathroom in those things?"
I was playing on exodus, and a brute bitchslapped a marine and he said "wow this camo must really work!"
Ghost According to the novel's, Spartans are catheterised.
Alpha Echo Master chief : Sees scarab
*In Head * "Well glad I'm catheterised"
Arbiter : "(WRETCHES) (GAGS) UGH CHIEF GET A SELF WIPER OR- OR SOMETHING ITS HORRIBLE!!!"
mAgIc
Halo CE
*Marine kills a grunt*
"Hey look, this seems like your sister"
I had a grunt shoot me, miss, then scream "IM ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS"
"i dont date giant, armored killing machines, sorry" *sad violin*
(sad violin intensifies)
Logan Domingo That's because it's Aisha Tyler, she did the trailer for multiplayer.
Scranner Boi I'm pretty sure Noble 6 had that same look on his face as your profile pic.
Marine 1: awww maan... cheifs dead!
Marine 2: don't you hate when that happens?
- actual gameplay audio
I was playing rats nest during my MCC legendary run through and I was hiding from the brutes where you fight your first all brute fight. and I hear one of them say "Find the DEMON.... and no inappropriate touching"
TheNamesBasic what.....the......fuck
I had the same thing happen to me
well then at least we know what grunts like to do
Pyro Mania well, the canon reason grunts specifically are canon fodder is because they can breed really fast, and be trained at a young age, so what you said isn’t really wrong. Oh god, someone probably looked up grunts on rule34 due to this comment thread.
pls don't say something involving grunts reproducing fast and touching the chief definitely some rule34 shit going down
Once I was playing rats nest in halo 3 and when I killed a brute I heard another one say “but he was my lover”
Swagadellic Gangsta heard that one too
Isn’t it crows nest
@@Frosty22005 yea Crow's nest
That's pretty gay
I gpt this 2 but a diff mission
I once killed a marine in Halo 3, and then the other marine cried "He was my friend."
Firzen_101 That's messed up
Firzen_101 grunts do that too
+Straight Busta Apparently, they had some time to get to know one another. XD
R/thathappened
I caught that line in my newest video :) although he was saying it about another marine
"shooting friendlies... isn't friendly, is it?"
*takes a rocket to the face*
5:49 I can't believe someone actually put time out of their day to program a brute to have a small chance to look over at another character, jump, and scream out of fear as a simple little gag, knowing that a vast majority of people will never see it.
I like how arbiter is just vibing there, minding his business
In halo 2 while playing as the arbiter I walked up to a cowering grunt, it stopped cowering, looked up at me and said "chocolate"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chocolate...chocolate! CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!!
D'aww xD Halo 2 has some really funny lines. Once a Marine was shooting at some Elites and said:
"Hey! I'm wearing your mom's bra."
I need to hear that for myself, I’d die laughing
*ENOUGH* , DUDE.
BRRB...BRRB...BRRB...
I'm trying new contacts. Now _stop dripping!_
You have some brains. On your face.
I love the fact that the elites sometimes go "Brrb...brrb...brrb!"
Fire Fox It’s like a baby making random adorable noises.
I once heard a Sergeant Marine say "Get up there and flush em out!" and another Marine said "Sir,Yes,Sir!" and the Marine actually went into the area to wipe out some flood units.I never knew Marines are programmed to follow orders from Sergeants.
Do brutes command troops to do stuff?
Look at the "Et tu Brute?" ViDoc for Halo 3, I think at one point a dev mentions AI working that way.
+ml12 Good point
***** But the ViDoc says they added a feature to the AI where they follow commands from one another, it's particularly noticeable when a group of them throw grenades after the leader does.
But there's a bunch of moment-to-moment commands they say to one another during combat if you pay attention to them.
+slvrcobra1337 Indeed! I noticed alot.Once I heard a brute say "Use you're grenades!" and his grunts started throwing plasma grenades!
"Did you really... mean to suck?" "You have GOT to be suckin' on purpose" I refuse to believe this was not planned. I refuse.
These things go boom boom!
I like that they actually reference the lore of the grunt nipple
What is the lore of the grunt nipple?
@@cherryheights you just don't wanna know
@@HeadXxBangerx Now I wanna know
@@MrFlargas Last person who said that is now in a madhouse
Reference? I am pretty sure it was a running gag since ce and they just added some lore to it. Halo is not a book series.
Enough dude...brrrb...brrrb...brrrb...
*I don't generally date giant-armored killing machine, sorry*
No wonder why Six was a lone wolf that Cortana chose him to be his escort.
So, is it now Canon that (ignoring the fact that he's evil) Lana would not date Barry?
JAYRODD C at least he does doing what he loved
Good one
@@JAYRODDC117 read this while she said it
RAMPAGGGGGEEEEE
Seven years later - “ohhh, what’s this”?
TreyTrey22 honestly wtf
art,
It's art
Sweet sweet nostalgia, can't believe I found this again.
NOSTALGIAAAA!!
WELL SHIIIITT!!!
Funniest one I've heard from a Grunt "he's here! He's really here! I thought he was just a part of the scenery, but he's really here!"
Erm?...change your underpants thats got to be jonathan ross the chat show host
Christolclear101 from Halo: Combat Evolved.
"Can I get partial credit for that one?"
LOL, my entire academic life.
Enough dude brrb brrb brrb i died at that part XD
is it bad I found it adorable
i dunt git et
Crimson Jace 2:50
Jake Mitchell n
Krazy Sickgestions No it's not bad i find it adorable too :D
“Enough Dude Brrrb Brrrb Brrrb”
that one fucking killed me xD
Dude I’m tearing up from the laughter 😂
To everyone thinking these are fake lines. If you put the IWHBYD skull on, all AI will say different lines which are usually really funny and random.
Is that what that skull does?
Wyatt Richardson yeah most of the funny sound files from this video only appear when you have the IWHBYD skull on
i got the BAM skull imploded and the im gonna write you up through that.
Sebastian Rielo
I'm sorry that sentence made no sense at all...?
I got one from that skull when I killed a brute another one next to him yelled "He was my LOVER!". Also had a marine kick a grunt and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
i love the Brute that said "aahhh! you scared me!" lol
It's nice to know that elites celebrate Christmas in this game
HE WAS BREATHING JUST FINE
THrouGH tHe HoLe iN HiS FAsE
I was scrolling down in the comment section and then heard this the very instant I read this! 😆
props to that grunt whose killed thousands of humans, like... give that grunt a promotion!
LegendaryWarrior if chief wouldn't killed him human race would be dead in a day
YapYap the destroyer
@@MoonlitInfinite yaPYap tHE DesTroYEr***
Thus yapyap was born
I have only heard this one time in Halo 3, in Crow's Nest, campaign....a grunt yells "It's the Arbitor! The prissy one with the hand-me-down armor!" I haven't heard it since and I don't know how to trigger it.
In halo 3, i heard an elite say "don't make me kiss you in front of everybody", and a marine said (on the ark) "If we survive, let's get some icecream!"
I swear one time I heard a grunt say
“Boy I could really go for a cheese-“ and then I broke his head.
If only you let him finish
wtf "Because of you arbiter, my kids can't get enough gas. OR NIPPLE! How does that make you feeeel
im dead laughing
Grunts breathe methane gas and feed off of food nipples
Fire Starter, funny seeing you here!
Legendary Spyro Not a single clue as to who you are :v
wow thanks for 50 likes
"Brrb brrrb brrrb" That sounds so cute. ^^
it really does. it sounds like a baby elites first words
that elite line is funny
Daniel Lee Willis WTF?
Way to ruin the comment daniel... Also sounded like the elite was purring xD lol
Hey it's true. But they're honorable creatures if your gun runs out of ammo they'll just punch you to death.
Anybody get the ODST on the mongoose where he drives beside you and says “Beep, Beep, it’s me”. Lol
Hawaiian 11B 2019 and halo is still relevant
I recently did, and about peed myself laughing.
ENOUGH, Dude!
Brrb...brrb...brrb
Da best line
LoL
*elite tracking sound*
2:49 Red Elite: ENOUGH, DUDE. Brrb Brrb Brrb
I got a marine to say "A GHOST INBOUND, and it's not even Halloween." LOL
Jason Ponce he meant the Covenant ghost
thatsthejoke.png
Marine: I don’t generally date giant, armored, killing machines. sorry
Him: :’(
Me: :’(
"Y'know, there's an even weirder looking guy over there"
My exact thoughts whenever a toddler stares at me.
Man I love this video I've never any of these until now. Krewtaun you are awesome.
+AshWilliamsProductions *heard*
Thanks xD you checked out all the other ones?
you mean the halo ce and 2 ones I haven't yet
Nah just mean any of the other ones. I have 10 funny lines episodes
Krewtaun 7:22...... that.......that.......that just looks dirty as heck
U forgot the second mission line in which a marine needs ammo and the door is locked and the conversation between him and the one inside is quite funny😂😂😂
Qasim Ali it's from Achievement hunter aswell xD
The guys from red vs blue did that lol
Omg I remember that. That was funny as hell
What’s the password?
@@trindalas "why don't you ask your brute buddies?" LMAO I found that one on accident
**Jorge puts down machine gun**
Female marine: "you gotta sandwich in there?"
5:11 when you see your ex
Jake Fuhriman lol
I can't breath hahahahahahahhahaahahahaahahahahahahabaha
grunts cute
Foxthetrox that part cracked me up
Lol true
Halo's AI have the best personalities. :D
dabadguy4273 When it comes to FPS games, Halo always had the best mobs and lore to accompany them.
Wort wort wort!
Vector go go go
Vector lol
Shoshii wort
Wort wort wort
Shoshii go gogo
4:33 What He Means Is The Methane Gas They Breathe And A Food Container They Call The "Nipple" Which Contains High Nutrient Low Taste Food For All Grunts, This Is Proven In A Passage From The Halo Lore Novel/Comic "Harvest"
We also see it in that one animated short of Red vs Blue
Yeah but still, when out of context it is perfect.
NEEERRRDDD!!!!
And his kids don't get enought, how does that make you feeeeeeeeeeeel!
4:28
bungie had more humor than 343 industries
The halo 5 dialogue is actually the best part of the game for me
@@fericas3237 yeah, that was good
@@fericas3237 dont act like u did not have fun playing the multiplayer
At least Bungie allowed me to live.
Nice like count
"You know what, there's an even weirder looking bloke over there" lmfao
"Cmon let me in"
"Whats the password?"
"What password?"
"How do i know you arent a brute?"
"Im not a brute let me in!"
"Whats the password?"
password
Those were from the rvb voice actors
Brute when you kill another Brute: “He was my lover!”
4:37 what the hell was that. "Because of you arbiter my kids cant get any gas or nipple .How does that make you feel?"
+Kevin Sarmiento Gas refers to methane gas that grunts breathe. Saying that his kids suffocate because they cant afford to breathe. Nipple refers to grunts eating- they do not eat solid food, they have creatures that produce food for them, which they eat by sucking on the creature's nipples. So saying they cant nipple means that they starve.
those floaty guys who give the grunts, jackels, and brutes fucking shields, right?
Nah, those are different. It's more like pigs, where the Mother pig has like eight nipples or something to feed all the piglets... except either it's a separate species or they just have some Grunts whose job it is to be a wet-nurse for a fuckload of baby Grunts.
*HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU **_FEEEEEEL_*
Wilson Manis didn't the covenant glass they're planet as well.
Enough, dude!
Brrb...Brrb...Brrb...
Heartful Shields c:
"Enough dude ! brb... brb... brb..." what the actual fuck
ikr
“Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
How does that make you feeeel?
Like Batman
I miss when bungie still made the halo game....
**sigh**
Joshterz, a very random person a
F.B.I idk
"Don't make me Teabag you!."
"Aaaah you scared me!"
My sides, they Hurt
Help me
AHH you scared me"" XD
IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS
3:27 this is such a Red vs Blue moment lol
4:38 I think it said "Now stop tripping." Makes more sense.
3:17 I feel that Elite getting that Cannon!
"Enough dude!
Brr brr brr"
wat
"Ding dong, the Demon is dead!" Was actually pretty awesome imo lol
The covenant call Chief a Demon
ONI/Oni means Demon in Japanese (or something like that)
I believe you're thinking of Momo
An Oni is a type of demon I believe in Japanese folklore
Oni is a very high class demon, they've been featured in many episodes of tv shows, but when you put in perspective that the covenant knew about ONI and that the Spartans are agents of ONI. It makes sense they would call the chief a demon as he was one of the strongest spartan's
Oni chan
@@frankiegarza968 are you implying Elites are weebs?
what an old gem the youtube algorithm has provided me with
that elite was purring omfg :D
One day clap trap from borderlands and a grunts from halo will be friends
And a few psycho midgets
...um, go look for fan stories and stuff...pretty sure I saw fanart of CL4P-TR4P and a Grunt with their arms over each other's shoulders.
Who else is here in 2019 because of RUclips's recommendations? 😂
ODST Trooper 1705 my man😂
I'm here because I love Halo
Me
Cashen Blu 🤙🏻
5:12: My reaction when someone sneaks up on me.
The first one is a reference to the voice actor, Greg Grunberg, and his character in Heroes who could read minds.
Halo 3 was awesome
CrimpyGummybear is*
+Mhov77 *Was
was, halo 2 is better.
Is*
"Shooting friendlies, isn't friendly, is it?"
"BOOM"
"AHH!"
“Stop dude. Brrb brrb brrb” Lmfao
2:49 I wasn't even expecting that. I laughed so hard from this, I couldn't stop. XD
In Halo 3 I was playing campaign and slaughtered a room of enemies real quick like and thought I heard one of the AI marines say:
“I wonder if aliens have health insurance.”
I love how at 5:51 they just say "AHH! You scared me", and dont even shoot at him 😂
2:46
“I don’t usually date big armored killing mashines. Sorry.”
*spartan walks away sad looking*
seriously whats with grunts with there big blur balls
Blue*
They pulled out
RAAAAHHH- **punch** RAAAAHHH- **punch** RAAAAHHH- **punch** PIIEEEECE OFFF TUUUUURRRD!!!
Bro my favorites were "Enough dude BRRRB BRRRB BRRRB" AINT GIVIN THE OTHERS!!!!!!!
2:50 funniest thing I have ever heard XD
The marine's scream is so freaking funny
ENOUGH DUDE. Brrb, Brrb, Brrb
That was the best death cry ever.
You have something on your face, IT WAS BRAINS.
i didn't know Lana from Archer was one of the voices! Cool :D
What part?!?!?
Wyatt Richardson 2:39
"Enough, Dude.
brrb... brrb... brrb" FUCKING ADORABLE!
"You have GOT to be sucking on purpose." I lost it right there
On the Ark, once you get the tanks, a marine kept saying
-Tank beats wraith
-Tank beats chopper
-Tank beats ghost
-Tank beats everything!
I've only ever heard the last one.
Krewtaun... If you're still here. Looking the comments, I still love this video man
Thumbs up
Krewtaun OMG YOU'RE STILL HERE. Dude, this is still my favorite video on youtube. I have it on my bookmarks and every once in a while I come here to see if you're still active and you are :D
I get all my comments and new subscriber notifications emailed to me, so I read all of them ha
Krewtaun Well if you have xbox one, we should play sometime!
Add me: MCMOSEBY171
(My name is from like 2006)
yea man, i almost never get a chance to get on but ill add you. ill be getting on a lot once H5 drops though