Youtube Poop: Hallo 3

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Vegas gave me hell with disappearing photos in the preview, so cropping was a fucking nightmare. Master Chief Dialogue credit to Blaze Mods. Sgt. Johnson Dialogue credit to Gamecheat13. Merry Christmas 2018!

[@jamesondoane32]

"I like *Reeses pieces* "

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

[@TheWolverine__03]

6:12, "Tank beats everything"

[@madness0169]

@@TheWolverine__03 *ISNT THAT FUNNY?*

[@TheWolverine__03]

Well, kinda

[@madness0169]

@@TheWolverine__03 lol

[@lonleylink507]

Hey MasterChief, whats wrong with this video?
Chief: *N O T H I N G*

[@Omni601]

“Cowering in the dirt… thinking.. WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT?!” 2:46

[@AGenericAlias]

2:07
No matter what you tell me, seeing the arbiter walking so fast that a small paradoxical loop happens for no reason is probably the best thing I've seen in a while.

[@ghost6896]

3:12

[@WarbossGorwak]

@@ghost6896 I play instruments

[@MatthewJamesKalasky]

I'm personally rather fond of 3:43 for some reason (the whole entire scene).

[@oldgenesys7886]

Johnson survived!
Oh.....

[@Shadow_of_Sundered_Star]

he survived he's living in a cave

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

THE PROPHETS USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH

[@tobithelost3263]

@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 Do not Listen but Shoot! i understand.
a Fathers Sins passed to his Father.
We Exist Together Now two Dicks in one Pussy.
I have seen the Abyss Watchers- SUUS!

[@SuccubiPie]

I forgot what it was like to have a poop in my sub box

[@colejones8471]

This is unironically the best thing I’ve ever seen. That ending with Johnson is amazing

[@jgblkshot8375]

9:58 What we wished would've actually happened
Ouch

[@TyrannoWright]

10:28 That rescue effort really payed off for Johnson.

[@ghost6896]

Cheif: *FUCK!*
Arbitar: *IT!*

[@metetural9140]

Chief: FUCK
Arbiter: SHIT
Cortana: CHIIEEEE

[@jj01221]

4:35 *WoRsE* lol the way Chiefs voice deepen more just sounded hilarious to me

[@ghost6896]

Underrated Comment

[@phd9335]

"It's Fish..."
"Its Fish..."

[@TheRumChum]

I love how all halo ytps have ships going in and out of the hyperspace hole in that exact way.

[@Zero_XTZ5]

Hey rumchum

[@Blakee8288]

Did not expect to see you here man...pls make a new ytp you're my favorite pooper

[@TheRumChum]

@@Blakee8288 I would love to man. ...

[@daedalus6433]

@@TheRumChum At the very least, a third Captain Jackass is in order

[@mellowandjello]

"Ma'am, squad leaders are requesting a rallying point. Where should they go?.........................Woah."
I knew that pause meant a 'woah' was coming, I've watched too many ytps.

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Master Chief Iron Man Scream

[@essteeeye1932]

Hahahaha same here man 😂

[@giltzexuh]

Sos joj lol shish

[@bromodragone8405]

To war.

[@TyrannoWright]

​​@@bromodragone8405
_w h e r e s h o u l d t h e y g o ?_

[@Flamerate1]

He finally caught a fish.

[@TyrannoWright]

He doesn't sound too happy about it. His last catch was a lot better.

[@halopro8958]

TyrannoWright
“It’s fish...” :(

[@bronze1895]

5:13 something tells me I’m gonna like this.
“She could be a trap”
O_0 NANI!!!

[@TopSecretName]

"2ft EZ"
top kek

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Grave-Cortana sex 😂😂😂😂

[@daedalus6433]

@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 sHe StAYeD bEhInD

[@poly_g6068]

The ruins of New Mumum New Mumummbaaamu-mum-mum-mum Saaasa.

[@jj01221]

Kill! Kill! KKKKIIIILLLLLL AAALLLLL!

[@scp-682thehardtodestroyrep4]

JJ 012 what?

[@arstotzka333]

@MATTHEW ROGERS good news commander keyes, SeyeS

[@rufousthefox9766]

@@arstotzka333 Good as it gets sir.

[@Slender_Man_186]

Chief: “kill- kill- *Kill All-“*
Miranda Keyes: “what?!”
Chief: “nothing.”

[@Legojake94]

i am a timeless curse.. i sing like this... "EERRURUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" my voice is sexy!

[@jj01221]

RECLAIMER! CLAIMER! CLAIMECLAIMECLAIM....

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Avery Johnson gonna have to ckoke a bitch

[@kirkdyteo993]

@MATTHEW ROGERS same XD

[@scp-682thehardtodestroyrep4]

MATTHEW ROGERS you were going to destroy my installation. You dick!

[@scp-682thehardtodestroyrep4]

MATTHEW ROGERS T H A T W I L L N O T B E N E C E S S A R Y

[@imfineimfumo3475]

"The Prophets use you like they use you like they use you--" _Arbiter starts working out_
That part really got me.

[@TiernanWilkinson]

3:56 "He's a friend, he's a friend a friend's a friend's a friend" has no right to be nearly as good as it is.

[@FordFan01]

Please make more Hallo poops! No one does em’ like you!

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

HIS ARMORS FUCKED UP

[@rufousthefox9766]

@MATTHEW ROGERS CH-OWWWWWWWWWWW

[@kj22697]

Glad we still have you around man

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

YOU WERE GOING TO DESTROY MY INSTALLATION YOU DICK

[@IanThatMetalBassist]

"Tell the commander her hole is a tight squeeze"
I fucking died

[@GH0ST2166]

"tell the commander her hole is a tight squeeze, 😏 squeeks"

[@Flamerate1]

5:22
Chief, a man of culture.

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

THE PROPHETS USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY USE YOU LIKE THEY AAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@WYDRetroYT]

Johnson riding with chief and arbiter is the ending we've been wanting

[@subnormaltemperature3402]

The moment of salad is at hand

[@poly_g6068]

Lies for the weak... Beacons for BACON.

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Where's the Halo YTP where, John-117 murders Goofy and Mickey

[@scp-682thehardtodestroyrep4]

Poly_G I will have a parfait

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

"If it were not for the arbiter's counsel, I would've put glass in your ass!" 😂

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

5:26

[@alias588]

Poop from the past requires comment from the past:
"Wake me...when you need dicc." -Master Asster Sasster Cheech, 201X

[@Flamerate1]

Shadow of Shadow s
shAsh

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THE ARBITER'S CONSOLE, I WOULD HAVE PUT GLASS IN YOUR ASS

[@mrandrossguy9871]

Colonel Aaron Douglas Hanson Daniels
“Weren’t for Arbiters CoC”

[@baldwiniv5339]

8:43 0:40 man has seen the future

[@eggburger5978]

3:24 killed me😂

[@regipokemon9408]

I died when you edited king Bradley from fullmetal alchemist against the scorpion tank!!😂🤣

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

John-117: You no me. When I make a promise
Cortana: You...keep it ?
John: *AUTOBOT EARRAPE* NNNOOO
Cortana: *STARTS CRYING*
Johnson-117: "Shit, I'm sorry"
Cortana: *SEXY* "Oh ! Heh ! Oh ! Heh ! Oh"

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Cortana: *PERVERT AUTOBOT EARRAPE* "Yaaaaank meee, Chiiiiieeeeef"
Johnson: "I'm not gonna lose her too"
John: 9:19-9:21

[@F3ST3Rfilms]

"Isn't that funny..."

[@SoulbentAnime]

I like how he didn't change Miranda's "To War" line lol

[@dna0303]

I just recently finished Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, and that Bradley scene made my day

[@dream_methee7052]

Drew Alcorn เพลงสด

[@sageofsparda3764]

7:29 to 7:50 is absolutely gold 😂😂😂

[@TropicalTaquito]

I lost it at 9:35 😂😂😂

[@Isaacfess]

*WHAT? HE'S NOT DEAD!*

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

THEY LOVE THE SMELL OF A MAN'S ASS

[@StuffyJunk]

N O T H I N G

[@rufousthefox9766]

What?

[@Optican_Medic]

@@rufousthefox9766 N O T H I N G

[@Mudslippers]

bro this deserves more views,. this just radiates early 2010's youtube and i love it

[@anamontoya101]

0:40
People in 2021: 👁️👄👁️

[@XionsEmpire]

A glorious masterpiece ahead of its time...

[@midkn1ght231]

kinda late but this is one of the funniest ytps Ive ever seen. also 5:20 favorite part. and 6:10 was really creative

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

4:53 is great as well!

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

I 💭 it was hilarious when Arby's voice deepened even further!

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

EASY!

[@Omni601]

This takes me back to that other BUT OLD Halo YTP that has the same feeling as “How far did he fall.. *FOR HOURS!!!*

[@Statusinator]

Glad to see you again, you legend

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

WAKE ME WHEN YOU NEED DICK

[@litmusing]

4:50 pretty sure the gravemind unironically believes this
8:42

[@zacimusprime4865]

5:20 something tells me I’m gonna like this😂😂😂!!! 6:50 best part of the video😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!! 7:44 I legit died at that point😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@DustGundam]

When you stub your toe

[@SkyThePegasus]

"You were going to destroy my installation... you dick"

[@willemdaenemy]

10:28 lmao 😂

[@alexanderross8462]

3:56 he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a friend he's a...

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

I love this scene 3:13

[@DomingosMultichannel]

What a master*ch*piece

[@chainedsharkmedia2699]

2:05 Johnson: Uh, Chief, that's enough shaking Mirandas hand.
Master Chief: But I like shaking hands with people!

[@JaronRosenberg]

The hellsing ultimate abridged reference was very, very well done

[@zer0_ner034]

"Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
*"Sir, finishing this blunt."*

[@zer0_ner034]

Oh, someone please end me.

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

BABY JOHNSON GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH

[@zer0_ner034]

Wtf. I don't remember writing this.

[@Chronicler177]

This is a fucking masterpiece of both ytp and halo content

[@basekinkajou5103]

8:17 arbiter just dies XD

[@misterkaos.357]

I half expected the Thomas the Tank Engine mod to come out of that wormhole:
"More Brutes?"
**Ominous TtTE Themesong playing in the distance**
"Worse..."

[@Legojake94]

YES haha man this video was awsome from start to finish!

[@deanthebakedbean5159]

You mean "start to fish"

[@TheAngryRedfang]

The King Bradley bit killed me. XD

[@regipokemon9408]

Exactly what I said but I got no likes.

[@TheAngryRedfang]

Marcus Alt You got one now.

[@regipokemon9408]

@@TheAngryRedfang Maybe my comment was too inappropriate because I said some bad words.

[@unfortunaterabbit5900]

This is a genre of YTP I never knew existed. And I love it

[@chisiebeer]

Youre back!

[@leeclark4756]

For some reason, it feel like Johnson and the Cheiftian were fighting this whole time

[@regipokemon9408]

That full metal alchemist brotherhood reference holy shit!!!! 😂🤣 Rrhuntington this ytp is killing me!! *Oh hey look moving popcorn!! I'm gonna touch them!!*

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

1:13 *DEAD*

[@slavboii420]

Please make more Halo YTPs, these are just amazing!

[@SlashArbiter]

I'm assuming you recorded the footage yourself which makes this one of the most impressive YTP I've ever seen. Saving Johnson that far is a struggle and a half and I lost it when he just fell out anyway.

[@Espartanica]

General Heed's footage was used there

[@sandwhich14]

Funny as hell the part with Bradley is absolute perfection 😂

[@kooks9999]

This ytp was better than I expected.

[@Flamerate1]

Oh man it's a good thing I watched the prequels recently!

[@trillmixin6999]

11:02

[@theashman7836]

2:44 lmao.

[@WarbossGorwak]

What the fuck is that

[@Allenthedude]

After all the agony of beating the MCC (minus 4 and 5) on legendary with all the original skulls on, watching Arbiter continuously roll into himself and hearing Ship master say "I would have put glass in your ass" really does make it hit different.

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

"This is the Shadow of Shadows, Shash"

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

I like how Arby's says "another" in high pitch!

[@ornerycrayon2142]

Something tells me I'm gonna like this

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

SHE CAN BE A TRAP

[@metetural9140]

Were it not for the arbiter's counsel, I would have put glass in your ass

[@pyroshilov8474]

YTP has come a long way...
Welcome back man

[@TheDoomMaster]

Hallo: Combat Devolved

[@marcusives]

playing with your johnson is always fun

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

You mean dick ! Right ?

[@joshuahalligan7850]

"it's fish" 😭😭

[@bro_izzy]

"it's fish"

[@Legojake94]

holy shit bro you're back!

[@agentaxl6377]

“And I? I play instruments!”

[@SuperGman117]

10:54
Is that a fish?

[@FordFan01]

It’s fish...

[@TyrannoWright]

_It's fish._

[@madness0169]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got that reference...? XD

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Cortana: "And the cunt ! It's fish"
Chief: "It's fish"

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Probably a rainbow trout

[@Ceratosaur]

5:13 fml man 😂🤣
Arby’s reaction matched mine exactly 😂😂😂😂

[@metetural9140]

*Something tells me I'm gonna like this.*

[@Halomainaic1234]

That full metal alchemist bit was really great. lol

[@kaspersaldell]

Hallo: Reach?

[@kaspersaldell]

Now 4 years until Hallo 4

[@lawlofduty754]

so glad this got recommended to me

[@JEJazz-xx6vv]

0:32 *TENTACLE HENTAI INTENSIFIES*

[@lilgoliath11]

1:12 had me laugh 😂 😂😂

[@dropstopandroll]

when the propthet is speaking from 2:50 is the best part

[@trillmixin6999]

its been 3 years

[@segacdstudios2924]

Sooooo......Master Chief, what's wrong with this video?
Master Chief: *N O T H I N G*

[@segacdstudios2924]

2:13 KILL. KIILLL. KKIIIILLLLL AAAALLLL.

[@Poet482]

I know I'm in the company of a fellow fuckin nerd when I hear the soundtrack to DBZ Budokai 1, and an homage to the overlay of the fight beginnings of that game.
This gave me several hearty laughs, man. Good work!

[@rickdot4902]

If there's one thing Halo 3's Truth is best for, it's parodies. XD

[@RoguexGuardian]

3:32 and 5:41 Just leaving this here for future referrence

[@Chronicler177]

This was so fucking good, I can’t even explain. Thank you for this.
It’s fish.

[@Legojake94]

i love the dragonball budokai reference lol

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

OMG SHOW THAT TO ME

[@GH0ST2166]

1:50 "WHAT IN THE BLUE FU-!"
*bewm*

[@juliancardiel369]

Is no one talking about ansem at 4:12 making a cameo from the kingdom slip videos?

[@inksansespinoza8834]

Is it me or am I the only one who laughs at this LMAO

[@inksansespinoza8834]

2:44