"Behold! The endless Abyss!.....Not *this* Abyss!....Look, as hard as you are able!....TOO HARD!" Was probably my favorite bit...maybe tied with Riku getting his fingers slammed in the door.
A lot of modern YTPs don't do it for me, but this made me laugh pretty hard. It avoids the trap a lot of modern YTPs have and it doesn't flood the screen with over-the-top visual effects. It reminds me of "The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever" by Captpan6, which is not a bad thing.
3:46 Alice: “I’m on trial? But why-?” Queen of Hearts: *“BECAUSEISAYSOTHAT’SWHY!!!!”* 😂😂😂 I’ve seen this a few times, and this part always cracks me up!
You have no idea how much it pops into my head lmfao. Basically any time someone asks "why?" to me. Immediately in my head is just "BECAUSEISAYSOTHAT'SWHY!!!!"
i just fricking love this. it's 2 a.m. and i'm thinking to myself "man, i really loved that birth by slip ytp, i hope there are more of these" and i just look up your channel and see this video '4 hours ago' maann, i really needed this rn and i need sleep
HAHAHA XD Fake Ansem: behold the endless abyss! (dark abyss of spirits* fake Ansem: not this abyss ! HAHAH XDD fake Ansem: look as hard as you are able....... (zoom up close* (fake Ansem: too hard !
Sora not knowing his ABCs is surprisingly in-character for him
He can't count, either :p
@@Euna-P neither can nomura
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He never watched Clubhouse
To be completely fair…what education did they have in Destiny Islands?
When you walk away
you don't walk away
you don't hear me walk away
*f u c c* me
“Simple and clean is Mr. Clean!” *explosion*
I love that your profile picture is a super high ventus lol
You're everywhere!
You talking about me? Don’t worry, I’m not stalking you.
“The door... is open.”
“What?”
“The door is open.”
“W h a t ?”
*”The door is opened Sora.”*
. . .
“W h A t ?”
*_THE DOOR IS OPENED_*
DARKNESS
i nearly lost my kidney laughing at this
"Behold! The endless Abyss!.....Not *this* Abyss!....Look, as hard as you are able!....TOO HARD!"
Was probably my favorite bit...maybe tied with Riku getting his fingers slammed in the door.
XD Behold the endless abyss (one filled with ghosts * not this abyss! XDD
Look as hard as you are able! *Zooms in on the door by 100x* Too hard!
As I was reading this that part played
D:
DARKNESS CONQUERS ALL (OOFS)
I'm still Terra
(Explosions and terra yelling)
I felt his pain
Ansem's reaction to Sora saying he's gonna learn his ABCs is extremely accurate to how everyone watching this reacted to the line.
"Im on trial? But why?"
*BECAUSEISAYSOTHATSWHY!*
6:14
Iago saying that completely caught me off guard.
Probably my favorite part. XD
Riku jamming his fingers cured my next depression in advance.
It was sooooooo funny
And same
Sora's skittering to Kairi right after made it a masterpiece moment lol.
together we can-AAA
@@introvertednerd0252 I have f o u n d y o u
2:30
The plot of Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell.
Ok i believe you
"Why don't you start making sense?"
"No."
*GET THE FUCK OUT*
So, you were looking for me?
@@thinkkirby9025 Uh-huh!
4:20 Phil finally learned how to count
IMPOSSIBLE
Lmao
Sora: Kairi’s a guy?! Get out of my f**king heart!
Ok I believe you!
LMOA
I really wanna say that putting music over the world introduction at 7:57 unironically sounds amazing
😂 it's funny, because it's true
"Why don't you start making sense"
"No"
This series in a nutshell.
I like how nothings off about Riku except for the fact that he's extra salty lol
9:40 is when the keyblade truly chose sora.
10:59 favorite YTP Ansem quote
11:06 private timestamp
9:28/9:29 Duck Gibberish
12:28 that is pretty fucking gay
2:41 GET THE FUCK OUT
I died of laughter at that scene.
🤣🤣
Kairi: Are you still smoking?
Sora: It wasn't the Weed...
I laughed out of this
OrE wAs It?
Amazing at how no matter ridiculous the poop, it can still remain true to the original in some shape or way.
10:21 I love that callback to 7:43 of birth by slip
11:21
8:45 There cant be two keyblade masters
Mwhahaa
"Oh, you poor, sweet summer child, how _little_ you know..."
The amount of sexual tension is quite suspicious
5:27
It’s everywhere in this video.
_here_
@@arstotzka333 OOOOOOOOOoooo
**Thefingering.wav**
@@thebazingaboi2545 **laugh nervously**
@@arstotzka333
Clayton: Blasted Clowns. I’ll hunt down every last one of them.
The door closing on Riku's fingers actually almost made me spit out my soup. Glad I stayed till the end of the video
9:57 sums the KH1 plot in one sentence
"Oh my God, you could grind meat on it."
I try to stay healthy only so I can live long enough just in case Kingdom Slip 2 is made
6:42 jafar: who wants to get a little high
Sora: well-
Jafar: I do
Proceeds to get high
"I'm Terra."
Spoiler. LOL!
World of Chaos: I’m still Terra.
“I only want you to wreck my snatch.”
“I seriously dont want that.”
Consent is key afterall
8:45 had me out of breath and crying with laughter, so thanks for that
"There can't be two keyblade masters"
Ansem: *"HEH HA"*
Samuel Jackson: This is a tasty burger.
94.3 announcer: You're dang right.
Remember that from the 94.3 radio station?
6:14
Awesome, spit all my food everywhere
Jafar!
*FUCK YOU!*
Omg same 😂😆😅😂
@@WizzOfIzz Aliddin 2 in a nutshell (haven’t seen it but kh2 showed enough)
8:06 where Riku is talking nonsense it’s hilarious
You know it's a RUclips poop when Phil correctly counts the words he's about to say
A lot of modern YTPs don't do it for me, but this made me laugh pretty hard. It avoids the trap a lot of modern YTPs have and it doesn't flood the screen with over-the-top visual effects. It reminds me of "The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever" by Captpan6, which is not a bad thing.
2:54 You’ve got to be kidding me
Finally after this years of remixes and prologues Sora's Dad is Samuel L. Jackson
"DARKNESS, MOTHAF@#%A"
I officially died at 3:47
*BECAUSEISAYSOTHATSWHY!!*
2:41 Squall LMAO xdd
3:46 Alice: “I’m on trial? But why-?”
Queen of Hearts: *“BECAUSEISAYSOTHAT’SWHY!!!!”*
😂😂😂 I’ve seen this a few times, and this part always cracks me up!
You have no idea how much it pops into my head lmfao. Basically any time someone asks "why?" to me. Immediately in my head is just "BECAUSEISAYSOTHAT'SWHY!!!!"
😂😂 I had to come back and watch this again.
"Oh yeah!? Well you'll see! I'm gonna get out and learn my ABC's!"
*evil laugh*
This ytp is HIGHLY underrated, imo.
12:02 Poor Riku 😂😂
He won’t be using those fingers anytime soon
@@metalmenproductions9987 Yep 😂
Probably a doctor will help his fingers
@@kojofarrow9430 Yeah, probably 😂
3:33
Aw man.
A "DRUNK" young keyblade master.
1:36
Suprise
tfw Riku has red eyes but not yellow eyes
10:31 I think I heard this somewhere...
Birth by Slip?
Yes
I hope there's a Kingdom Slip 2 and 3 at some point LOL
KAIRI IS A PRINCE????
This is amazing
1:33 thats it thats the series
"We've been in this jungle for some time now but Tarzan refuses to FINGER MY RECTUM."
10:31:
I needed to hear that... lol
😂😂😂
sora throughout the whole series
Kairi’s a guy.........Get out of my fucking HEART!!!!!!!
I see Sora took a page from Terra-nort
ses
(Yes but mirrored opposite or something)
Finally, another person who knows the greatness of Donald's voice in slow motion.
12:01 to catalogue my favorite point so I don't have to keep rewinding xD
i just fricking love this. it's 2 a.m. and i'm thinking to myself "man, i really loved that birth by slip ytp, i hope there are more of these" and i just look up your channel and see this video '4 hours ago' maann, i really needed this rn and i need sleep
That's me but 10 minutes ago
That's me but I already watched it
This is one of the best videos on youtube
Like sora and terra:
Both: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEART 🤣
you mean Terranort?
I think i love kingdom hearts more now...thank you for this masterpeice..
11:47, I need this whole section of Terra's screaming on repeat.
All these years and you're still one of the best Poopers
😳
Kairi: I kill you
Riku: You kidding?
Kairi:RUN
Mario: yoshi keep running!
3:08- The face of a Meme god 😂😂😂😂😂
DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN lol
Seems like Sora turned into a meme god with that face
5:59 kills me everytime
I hope we see Kingdom Slip 2 one day
Chain of Slip will be next. (If they return)
11:29 - I just made dolphin noises
CummuC
Can't wait for the next entry: Slip of Memories!
11:28 Canon.
RiR 11:12
11:27 and 11:44
it's super relateable. since Guardian is Terra's Heartless.
I miss huntington
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever watched
9:35
Sora: "I need a weapon"
*genesong starts playing *
**Scaredshitless.mov**
12:02
He will never wield a keyblade ever again
The higher pitch sinple and clean is actually hype
It wasn't the weed!...or waAAaasSs IIt?...
Your YT poops are literally the funniest I've ever seen. Plz come back.
“PLEASE OH BABY DONT GO”
Birth by Slip 2: The Slipquel
rrhuntington... Have you left us?
wym this is a youtube poop? 2:30 basically just told the entire story of KH1
ansem: **GAY**
xemnas : **NOT GAY**
3:07 satan has awoken. The dark lord is upon us
It almost seems like someone High made this
Came back to this masterpiece
"We can go to other worlds in our vesselsseelseesslseesslseels"
HAHAHA XD Fake Ansem: behold the endless abyss! (dark abyss of spirits* fake Ansem: not this abyss ! HAHAH XDD fake Ansem: look as hard as you are able....... (zoom up close* (fake Ansem: too hard !
These poops are better to experience with the captions on
Captions = Final Mix version
I don't know why the RUN from Kairi made me laugh so much
Oh yeah? Well you'll see! I'm gonna get out and learn my ABC's!
Mysterious hooded man (from a distance): ... *Laughs*
Sora: (idk)
The sequel nobody knew we needed
PLEASE. I love this video so much I need a KH2 one.
Leon's "GET THE FUCK OUT" got me. its fucking 1 am in the morning.
I literally rewatched birth by slip just last night!!!!!
that and hallo 3 xD
"I need a weapon"
Kairi's a prince!!!!!
I miss you, man. Been with you est. 2013. Wish you would upload sometime soon again.
no matter how many memes and shitposts and YTP of Kingdom hearts I see, they never ruin the game for me somehow
We miss you
10:08-10:21 Great, now every time I refight Maleficent, I'll always think of this shit lol.
Challenge time. Watch this at night without laughing out loud and waking everyone up
I successfully completed the challenge :)
"Only key open door"
Caveman riku got me so bad. Now I want a Caveman Kingdom hearts video series XD
11:48
Beyblade Ansem 💀😂