I think it's because it's a Japanese game and they've added an English voice track, but Japanese is wayyyyy more verbose. They'd need 2 sets of cut scenes otherwise!
Not really I actually somehow understand the plot of the KH series. And I even went further as to create an OC of my own just to make it even more complicated.
Pooh had to land on Eeyore's house with enough force to smash it into pieces, so they could find his tail, which was there all along. Hence the yeeting. There's no way they could have just looked there by going up to it and pressing X, where's the minigame in that? It'd be too much like the minigame where Pooh had to find his friends in plain sight and press X. Hope this clears things up!
@@StarshadowMelody I have no idea who or what that is, but I'm imagining an extraordinarily campy individual with fancy hair and fancier shoes. And they sit in a humorously giant throne, like the back of this throne is about 25 feet tall and it's more like a couch. Please let me know how close I am to their actual description. I genuinely can't wait to learn how wrong I am!
@@jenius9164 I literally could not have imagined a hypothetical situation to match how wonderful the actual explanation is. Thank you for the context. I'm sorry that Eeyore had to lose his home to find his tail. I hope he was able to rebuild after the destructive force of the Great Pooh Yeeting.
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" "GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" "GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" "GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR! THE GENERATOR IS LOOSING POWER!"
Sora’s stuck in a made-up world. Fairy Godmother can just casually bring people to the afterlife. Wreck-it-Ralph existed in prehistoric times. Those statements sound like something out of someone’s disturbed crack fic. The plot twist is that “someone’s” name is Nomura.
@@actuallynotsteve omg please play these games when you get the chance, I recently replayed them and they are so good even now (yes, cheesy moments and all haha)
Mickey angrily shakes his fist, seeing as his best friend Goofy, has died "They'll pay for this" he says with fury, then quickly takes off his dark cloak and prepares for life or death battle
And the fight immediately after this Is unironically really hype as Sora runs down the mountain killing heartless avenging Goofy as the FF7 party backs him up.
@@jlcdavenport6268 everyone says that, but seriously, playing it on release with no spoilers, and coming from kh 1 where a plot point was sora (temporarily) literally offing himself by self heart stab, I mean... With the party system it also added the feeling of someone possibly being replaceable. Most people now can be cynical and know obviously, there's not going to kill off goofy, and Winnie the Pooh isn't going to cast firaga or violence, but at the time it was a real scary moment. Especially when in the same game axel immolated himself, the game prior had a major character erased from existence, the beginning has another character erased from existence, and birth by sleep wound up with major characters possessed, stuck in a coma, and stuck in the underworld constantly fighting for years. There was also the mobile game which was essentially a existential crisis simulator. Pretty heavy stuff aside from spending 10 minutes fighting a Disney villain
I had to do a double take when I read that. Completely forgot the absolute madness that was Union Cross actually happened. Felt more like a weird fever dream.
@@soulbound2 I started with the first kingdom hearts but I was so young that I had no clue what was going on. I just knew the game had Disney characters in it.
The first game starts with ten melodramatic, symbolic cutscenes in a row and then you're playing dodgeball on an island an it's all downhill from there
9:48 was funny cause of how proud belle looked afterwards. Priceless. Music stopped too we just hear her tap of her heels while she run and sora praising her. She was not gone be a hostage xD
You have to admit she has guts for it. Almost everyone in the area could obliterate her on a whim and she elbowed the most likely one to kill her and ran.
9:48 got me to laugh out loud the serious start and then the music just drops as she elbows him, grabs the massive glass case, and sprints away with such a weird grin on her face. Beast stops in his tracks to glance at her in shock and Sora shouting "Good one, Belle!" as she jogs on by. Then ending on a close up on that weird satisfied smile. I can't.
@@Komobear As someone who started playing relatively recently and is still in Chain of Memories, I've been understanding everything pretty well. I plan in playing every single game. Yes, including the mobile one. That one should just take me a few months if I count the time I'll have to wait for my phone to charge every single time.
The fact that I understood all this shit with perfect clarity and treated it like it was the most important thing in the world when I was a kid is absolutely wild
I never got to play the games in order when I was younger, so I had a whole different take on the story. I can guarantee you it was a whole lot darker in my little 5yr old mind. I just wish I wrote it down so I could remember what I thought it was about for laughs.
7:50 that entire scene was the most hilarious thing to me, just 2 minutes of silence and a hooded figure just moving along was enough for my dumb brain to entertain itself
Let me try to explain. In the story, Eeyore has lost his tail, so Winnie the Pooh and his friends decided that Pooh can take a look from the sky to find it, hence that swing minigame.
I’ve never played Kingdom Hearts, but I’m a fan of Final Fantasy 7, so hearing Donald Duck speak to Sephiroth was incredibly surreal and absolutely hilarious.
I highly recommend Kingdom Hearts! Disney brings the wackiness and lightheartedness while Final Fantasy brings the slightly dark tone. Throw characters and worlds from/remiscent to each in there and ya got Kingdom Hearts! 😁👌🏼 Sadly Kingdom Hearts III doesn't have Final Fantasy characters, which is very strange IMO since they've always been in there. Other than that, lovely cameos (I wanted Noctis and gang, and maybe others to be in KHIII tho)!
As a Kingdom Hearts player I would not recommend kingdom hearts to anyone unless they wanted a joke game. It's a wild hell I'm trapped in, fun and ridiculous, but boy is it weird.
@@salmon-stan essentially it's a temporary attack mode that uses goofy's power to give the main character new abilities (and a change in clothes). so he shouldn't be able to use it there, since goofy is out of commission
My question is how does Donald just happened to know who Sephrioth was 😂😂 also note I’m only on Chain of Memories so I may be missing stuff that he knows but my good that’s still just funny to me lmao
I remember being so focused on the fight that i blocked out what Phil was saying cause he was annoying, i basically yelled: Shut up Phil! I'm trying to figure out how to beat this level! XD
As someone who’s never played nor watched someone play kingdom hearts (any of them) I can 100% say that this video is the reason I will buy all of them and play all of them thank you
I've never played kingdom hearts but the premise is just so bizarre it's like someone decided "we're going to make a serious anime rpg" and then this one guy on crack just popping in like "put Micky mouse in there" and everyone cheers
Even better: supposedly the whole idea came up when a Square Enix exec and a Disney exec were sharing an elevator. That’s it; that was all the prompting needed to make these ridiculous games.
i only played birth by sleep once through and the scene with braig is KILLING me 2:54 i can't believe it's real... he just jumps up the stairs like a flea
I just realized Xaldin didnt even fucking try to stop her. Sora whacks him around with a giant key and he's all "WIND GUARD ME" Bella elbows him and hes crippled.
A content creator that I watch reread a fanfic they wrote in like 2003 for Kingdom Hearts and realized that they basically just wrote the entire plot to Kingdom Hearts 2
IMMA WRITE THIS LIKE A FANFIC (I have never played Kingdom Hearts and know very little about it, so just bear with me on this) "Goofy…" sobbed Donald, embracing his friend's lifeless body. "This is not happening…it can't be happening…it can't," said Sora. Mickey glared at the villains. "They'll pay for this," he vowed. He threw off his cloak and summoned his Keyblade, ready for battle.
i mean when u know who it is i guess its a bit more interesting but then again, they really didn't need to put him walking down the staircase for that long.
The whole unedited scene is way longer than 20 seconds. About 50 seconds of just walking down the stairs out of a 3 minutes 40 seconds scene. The whole scene centres around that hooded person only and has barely any dialogue, with no music at all.
There's something about hearing Mickey Mouse say "they'll pay for this" with the utmost seriousness that's really a punch to the gut
"Did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?"
Penguin8809 "How could I be so blind?"
Mickey Mouse in Kingdom Hearts gave us some of the greatest memes of all time.
And walking up the grim reaper cloak
That's when you realize your childhood character in a goofy cartoon is now has the power to kill people and fight in a war
“NO! PLEASE DON’T! I DON’T WANT TO-“
“good bye.”
Axel a savage lmao.
Axel is Thanos LOL
He was going to say “no, please no! I dont want to go to brazil AAAA-“
4:22
Brazil
All it's missing is
"Why? Why do you have the keyblade?"
"Shut up"
My favorite scene in the entire series
What about "Kairi's, inside me?"
Yeah that too
I never did get that lol
It's my turn on the keyblade, Sora.
Mickey: “They’ll pay for this…”
*Proceeds to charge everyone for Disney Plus*
Dude, this is gold xd
By buying EVERY DAMN SHOW TO EXIST WHAT'S NEXT SPONGEBOB ?
ROFL!!!
LMAO
Oh charging someone for a service they provide?
Unthinkable.
Kingdom Hearts: has one of the most riveting and dramatic videogame osts ever
Also Kingdom Hearts: *awkward silence in every cutscene*
Yes Worship Yoko Shimomura...
BUT THIS COMMENT IS ENTIRELY TRUE! 🤣🤣
I think it's because it's a Japanese game and they've added an English voice track, but Japanese is wayyyyy more verbose. They'd need 2 sets of cut scenes otherwise!
true that and I haven't even played it!
*wind*
YOU'RE NOT WRONG
“Say fellas, did someone mention the door to darkness?”
*Emo Mickey has entered the chat.*
me trying to make friends with the local emo kids
XD
I thought it was Kirito Mickey
Are you ven
Yea wut wus Disney thinking?
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"
*Danny DeVito intensifies*
*discount Danny DeVito*
@@andrymystere Donny DeVita
I'LL GET ON THE HYDRA'S BOOOOOOOCK, DANNY!
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK!
I'll swing my swooooord for you Danny!
Winnie the Pooh astral projecting is lowkey one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
it’s a reference to the many adventures of winnie the pooh ride at disneyland and it’s hilarious
YES. Makes me want to play just to find out what's going on... Also when he just flies off the swing.
I could watch that clip a hundred times and still burst into giggles.
6:05
Lmfao that shit killed me 😂😂😂😂
“Kingdom Hearts but there’s no context”
*oh so it’s just k i n g d o m h e a r t s*
Not really
I actually somehow understand the plot of the KH series. And I even went further as to create an OC of my own just to make it even more complicated.
@tuma turner oh yeah?
@@annagrace2604
Ah, so you played Union Cross.
@@leethemonstrous Yes I have
@@leethemonstrous I love KHUx . It might even be my favorite part of the KH timeline
I've never played Kingdom Hearts, and I'm not sure what I expected but it definitely wasn't some child to be yeeting Pooh Bear into the void.
YEETING POOH BEAR INTO THE VOID I CANT BREATHE
In the same universe that Sephiroth exists in no less.
Pooh had to land on Eeyore's house with enough force to smash it into pieces, so they could find his tail, which was there all along. Hence the yeeting. There's no way they could have just looked there by going up to it and pressing X, where's the minigame in that? It'd be too much like the minigame where Pooh had to find his friends in plain sight and press X. Hope this clears things up!
@@StarshadowMelody I have no idea who or what that is, but I'm imagining an extraordinarily campy individual with fancy hair and fancier shoes. And they sit in a humorously giant throne, like the back of this throne is about 25 feet tall and it's more like a couch. Please let me know how close I am to their actual description. I genuinely can't wait to learn how wrong I am!
@@jenius9164 I literally could not have imagined a hypothetical situation to match how wonderful the actual explanation is. Thank you for the context. I'm sorry that Eeyore had to lose his home to find his tail. I hope he was able to rebuild after the destructive force of the Great Pooh Yeeting.
*GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK*
*GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK*
*GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK*
*UP GET HYDRA’S ON BACK THE*
I CAN'T I HAVEN'T LEARNED HIGH JUMP YET!!!
*GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK*
Mickey saying "say, fellas, did someone mention the door to darkness?" while wearing that hot topic hoodie will never not be funny to me
it’s rick owens
He's going through his emo phase.
He's keyblade yoda. Think about it!
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"
"GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR! THE GENERATOR IS LOOSING POWER!"
“Turn left on [insert road name]”
HERE COME THE SPIES
“ROLL INTO A BALL TO DO A SPIN DASH!”
"HEY! LISTEN!"
Angry joe lmao
I think Kingdom Hearts is the one series I can have spoiled rotten for me, but I'd still have zero clue what's even going on.
Love that!
As someone that has played this game religiously for years.... I still feel the same way 😂
so true ahah
Sora’s stuck in a made-up world.
Fairy Godmother can just casually bring people to the afterlife.
Wreck-it-Ralph existed in prehistoric times.
Those statements sound like something out of someone’s disturbed crack fic.
The plot twist is that “someone’s” name is Nomura.
Yup
To be honest, Kingdom Hearts makes more sense out of context then in context.
Lance Santos When you watch all these moments out of context, it almost seems like Nomura didn’t expect anyone to take this seriously after all.
Mateo Hernandez Honestly
And yet he just...won't...stop...explaining...!
Was there any in the first place
It honestly does
Aladdin running by going "Hi Sora!" cracks me up. He's not even fucking phased.
Was literally in tears seeing that, I had no idea this crazy game existed like this.
Donald Duck yelling ITS SEPHIROTHHHHH also pretty good
I know right? Even as a kid I was weirded out by that.
Hisorabyesora
@@actuallynotsteve omg please play these games when you get the chance, I recently replayed them and they are so good even now (yes, cheesy moments and all haha)
Fazed
I was straight faced til Donald comes out with the "SORA, it's Sephiroth!!"
@@sarahg1002 I mean would you ever expect Donald goddamn Duck to know who the main antagonist of Final Fantasy VII is?
Really I started laughing as soon as I saw it was Sephiroth, he has no business being there
@@ItsTheVioletQueen Did this scene take place before or after the 2020 game awards?
@@abbycollins The scene is from Kingdom Hearts II which came out in 2005, almost 2006.
@@ItsTheVioletQueen I was making a joke...obviously this came out before the award show. 😅
Maleficent phasing out of existence after Sora tries talking to her is a whole ass mood
"I'm not having this conversation right now."
She did the peace sign thing
Her: oop ima head out
"I'm having my daily mental breakdown"
Idk how it isnt a meme
Sora: "Wait a second. Are you Maleficent?"
Maleficent: 😗✌
Exactly what I was picturing in my head lol
I’m dying at that part 💀💀
She really said “baby I’m not even here”
It's like that meme where the guy just peaces out and fades away lmao
@@NinjaSox7 exactly!!
Mickey angrily shakes his fist, seeing as his best friend Goofy, has died
"They'll pay for this" he says with fury, then quickly takes off his dark cloak and prepares for life or death battle
And the fight immediately after this Is unironically really hype as Sora runs down the mountain killing heartless avenging Goofy as the FF7 party backs him up.
This is so fucking hilarious oh god-
Thanks for the subtitles
@@Klonoahedgehog Except it's just a super lame death fake-out. "We couldn't tell he wasn't actually dead... somehow..."
@@jlcdavenport6268 everyone says that, but seriously, playing it on release with no spoilers, and coming from kh 1 where a plot point was sora (temporarily) literally offing himself by self heart stab, I mean... With the party system it also added the feeling of someone possibly being replaceable. Most people now can be cynical and know obviously, there's not going to kill off goofy, and Winnie the Pooh isn't going to cast firaga or violence, but at the time it was a real scary moment. Especially when in the same game axel immolated himself, the game prior had a major character erased from existence, the beginning has another character erased from existence, and birth by sleep wound up with major characters possessed, stuck in a coma, and stuck in the underworld constantly fighting for years. There was also the mobile game which was essentially a existential crisis simulator. Pretty heavy stuff aside from spending 10 minutes fighting a Disney villain
3:49
sora: wait a second. are you maleficent?
maleficent: aight imma head out
thats literally what i thought
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
✌
Wait are you Maleficent
...and after this day No one saw her ever again
Bro Sora said maleficent like milificint
Idk why but Mickey Mouse saying “they’ll pay for this...” in the most serious tone ever makes me burst out laughing every time
lol same😂
I literally laughed so hard I started crying.
And then the the music just goes up when he takes his jacket off
Timestamp?
@@zingstar57 1:40
Dunno why people are telling me to play this game. Looks way complicated. "Get up on the hydra's back" ? Instructions too vague.
BUT SORA! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!!
*"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"*
Silver Mont 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Instructions unclear. Keyblade stuck on a coconut.
tHiS lOoKs LiKe A gOoD sPoT tO fInD sOmE iNgReDiEnTs
“Hey, I didn’t catch your name.”
“*DEAD CHILDREN!”
“That’s a weird name.”
“Not me! Them!”
but he and his buds are dead children too
I didn’t know Kingdom Heart did the Star Wars prequels
Now this is True but actually Dream Eaters are more the Chirithy that got turn into Dream eaters
I had to do a double take when I read that. Completely forgot the absolute madness that was Union Cross actually happened. Felt more like a weird fever dream.
🥲
Mickey: "They'll pay for this..."
Mickey:
*_"UNLEASH THE POWER OF DISNEY'S LEGAL TEAM AND SUE THEM!!!"_*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOO
Did anyone else read this in his voice?😆
OMG
Kingdom Hearts, but there's no context?
Isn't that just Kingdom Hearts?
That's how I played kingdom hearts 2
It was my first game so I had no idea what was going on the whole way trough
Same with Re:coded. Don’t ask me why I started with Re:coded of all things
@@soulbound2 I started with the first kingdom hearts but I was so young that I had no clue what was going on. I just knew the game had Disney characters in it.
The first game starts with ten melodramatic, symbolic cutscenes in a row and then you're playing dodgeball on an island an it's all downhill from there
omg! in some ways u can say there isnt't much of a seriousness since sora is almost always a complete jackass...
4:39 such a missed opportunity
"I'm going after CLU"
"Do you even know where he is?"
"No clue"
I bet the Japanese would have had it.
Now I'm just disappointed
Thats the point honey
Translation missed the pun, damn it
Yes. The missed opportunity hurt me.
9:48 was funny cause of how proud belle looked afterwards. Priceless. Music stopped too we just hear her tap of her heels while she run and sora praising her. She was not gone be a hostage xD
I love how everyone else just completely stopped.
They're just staring after her like "Wait... that's not how this works!"
Yeah, but it's Belle. She never really took shit like that.
You have to admit she has guts for it. Almost everyone in the area could obliterate her on a whim and she elbowed the most likely one to kill her and ran.
IF it weren't for her Xaldin would've had 10 bars of HP
she looked so happy lmao
"Have any of you seen a guy with spiky hair?"
Thats literally every boy in this game,you gotta be more specific sweetie!
Spikier
Add a hair color
Ephimer would like a word with you
@@5223142 Oh the brooding blonde guy. I think he's with Yuffie, Cid and Aerith.
Don't mind me, just making a joke here.
Maybe spiky blonde hair and carrying a huge sword :P
3:00 When you're losing an argument online but the other person makes a spelling error.
Tru
Rachel Hughes | YOU FOOL! AHAHAHA! YOU FORGOT THE “E” IN “TRUE!!” CLEARLY I AM FAR SOOPEERIOR!
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 😂😂😂😂
Yup they basically handed you you’re next insult. “(Insert spelling error here)?! Learn to spell, kid!!”
@@citizensnips2400 "you're"
3:00
The only thing this was missing was the “Kairi’s inside me?” clip from KH1
SegaNintendoGamer that one’s included in pretty much every KH compilation video so I decided to leave it out
thedanliest that’s fair
I was definitely expecting that one..
Oh boy I remember that
Don’t forget the “You smell like her” 🤪😏
9:48 got me to laugh out loud
the serious start and then the music just drops as she elbows him, grabs the massive glass case, and sprints away with such a weird grin on her face. Beast stops in his tracks to glance at her in shock and Sora shouting "Good one, Belle!" as she jogs on by. Then ending on a close up on that weird satisfied smile. I can't.
He Protec
He attac
but most importantly
g e t u p o n t h e h y d r a s b a c c
This is amazing. Thank you
Is that a reference to something?
@@tobiashuntleyadventuresk-9121 its a meme
@@tobiashuntleyadventuresk-9121 01:53
8:52 *When you are watching from a distance and your ship becomes canon*
I'm still waiting for that day to happen 😅
I scrolled past this just as it showed up on the video
😂😂😂😂
*YES*
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He needs to get up on the Hydra’s back!!
PHIL IM ON ITS BACK JUST GIVE ME THE COMMAND PLEASE IM BEGGING YAY
1:55
Bacc*
Your my friend. Are a genius.
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK
Tifa: *lifts bigass portrait and punches the wall* “Well, I’ve done all I can do…”
I didn’t know who that character was until I saw this comment, so thank you!
she's honestly so real for that
@@MaxWelton only the greatest woman in existence :D - well, though Larxene might have a say in that as well
Kingdom Hearts is exactly the same out of context as it is in context.
69
Haha good comment good comment.
What Do You Even Mean By Context?
This video made me realize how most of us fans probably just keeping playing along in hope that eventually everything will make sense one day.
Exactly correct... boy am I still hoping...
I know the whole story line but it feels like I don’t
@@Komobear As someone who started playing relatively recently and is still in Chain of Memories, I've been understanding everything pretty well. I plan in playing every single game.
Yes, including the mobile one. That one should just take me a few months if I count the time I'll have to wait for my phone to charge every single time.
I think it makes sense
*all of us
The fact that I understood all this shit with perfect clarity and treated it like it was the most important thing in the world when I was a kid is absolutely wild
Kinda same
how the fu- tell me your secrets
@@aluigiFromKart I'm with aluigi, how the fuck did you not have a headache from the story??
I never got to play the games in order when I was younger, so I had a whole different take on the story. I can guarantee you it was a whole lot darker in my little 5yr old mind. I just wish I wrote it down so I could remember what I thought it was about for laughs.
@@steampunkemo9211 You just take it as it is I guess. I was the same way when I was a kid
7:50 that entire scene was the most hilarious thing to me, just 2 minutes of silence and a hooded figure just moving along was enough for my dumb brain to entertain itself
my brother and i were laughing our heads off when we got to that scene
Some say he still hasn’t reached the bottom to this day
I didn't see or hear him and I was thinking "This is a horror game now".
I’ve never played Kingdom Hearts so I was hella confused when Sora yeeted Winnie the Pooh
Don't worry, i have 100% completed all of the series and still totally clueless-slash-confused
Is that the only part that you found confusing??
Let me try to explain.
In the story, Eeyore has lost his tail, so Winnie the Pooh and his friends decided that Pooh can take a look from the sky to find it, hence that swing minigame.
Rikuo Tanaka Ah yes, of course
Rikuo Tanaka Welp. At least Pooh’s character isn’t off track...
5:20 when you try to push a door that says pull
Me when I accidentally wake up to another day of my life
Just of box of crayons That hit me
@@GenericDanganronpafanArchive so much edge
Read this just as it was happening in the video
@@danield.8233 A crayon box is typically a cuboid. They have 12 edges. So yes,lots of edge. But not as much as an icosahedron.
Astounded you left out Sora's reaction to "I'm already half Xehanort.": "...That's... nuts!"
@Carl Makes Videos I'm already half Tracer.
I'm more astounded he left out Pence saying "It all makes sense..." And Sora responding "It... does?"
Carl Makes Videos 😂
I'm a quarter Xehanort, on my dad's side
He should’ve spliced that scene with “Your Stupid!” from KH1!
The fact the Goofy death scene was unedited and still played out that way is what gives this video power.
I’ve never played Kingdom Hearts, but I’m a fan of Final Fantasy 7, so hearing Donald Duck speak to Sephiroth was incredibly surreal and absolutely hilarious.
I highly recommend Kingdom Hearts! Disney brings the wackiness and lightheartedness while Final Fantasy brings the slightly dark tone. Throw characters and worlds from/remiscent to each in there and ya got Kingdom Hearts! 😁👌🏼
Sadly Kingdom Hearts III doesn't have Final Fantasy characters, which is very strange IMO since they've always been in there. Other than that, lovely cameos (I wanted Noctis and gang, and maybe others to be in KHIII tho)!
@@ThePsychicClarinetist uh oh, its reccomendation boner syndrome!
As a Kingdom Hearts player I would not recommend kingdom hearts to anyone unless they wanted a joke game. It's a wild hell I'm trapped in, fun and ridiculous, but boy is it weird.
Alison Claire KH is a good game because it was our childhood and we’re blinded by nostalgia.
@@ThePsychicClarinetist have you seen the remind dlc trailer?
I love how while Goofy is “dead”, Sora is in Valor Form, defeating all logic of this game.
I know nothing about KH. What's Valor Form got to do with it?
@@salmon-stan essentially it's a temporary attack mode that uses goofy's power to give the main character new abilities (and a change in clothes). so he shouldn't be able to use it there, since goofy is out of commission
its explained like most of the things in Game: DISNEY MAGIC
it does the same thing when you first get valor form, sora goes into it with goofy still standing there after
Lmao this game had logic? 😂
0:45
"Sora, it's Sephiroth"
Well no shit Donald
Hey well at least he introduced me to him. Had no idea who he was before this game.
Swearing in Switzerland!
Well they didn't know that.
My question is how does Donald just happened to know who Sephrioth was 😂😂 also note I’m only on Chain of Memories so I may be missing stuff that he knows but my good that’s still just funny to me lmao
@@blueyoshi1758 sora fought sephiroth as a kid and won
4:21 genuinely gets me every time
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man, just dies😆
Goodbye.
SAMEEEE
Goodbye.
I still remember hearing GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK like 16 times it had me crying 💀
That fight just annoyed me with Phil in it lmao
hey me 4 months back
I remember being so focused on the fight that i blocked out what Phil was saying cause he was annoying, i basically yelled: Shut up Phil! I'm trying to figure out how to beat this level! XD
Random LOL
@@Random-ly5oq LMAO
As someone who’s never played nor watched someone play kingdom hearts (any of them) I can 100% say that this video is the reason I will buy all of them and play all of them thank you
Glad we could be of service
@@gootrooper8585 lol
bakugoOoOO
Now I'm curious, did you actually play them? 🤔 😂
Damn I want to play the games now because of God video too...
The most painful part about these clips is that 90% of them have no music so aside from the dialogue they’re DEAD SILENT
Yes!!! I thought it was because I was high! Oh my god I'm happy someone else noticed lol
Deja vu
Yea
Probably to avoid a copyright issue but that just makes it even funnier?? absolutely wild
@@Soroboruo naw man, KH just has these moments of dead silence filled with dialogue. its so awkward lmao
0:44 Friendly reminder that this is in fact NOT a fever dream, and this series actually exists.
5:21 has the same energy as *chuckles* i'm in danger.
From amphibia right?
@@snowf0xx586 nah, simpsons. amphibia is a good show tho
*I m a f o o l*
In context, he's just realized the device he's using is going to explode
That fact that it was a line, voiced by Christopher Lee himself, is just adding to the perfection factor 😂
7:08 I'm Riku and you're watching Disney Channel
Cursed
this made me laugh much more than it should've
Yooooo this took me out
Oh my lord i can't believe this
That's too perfect lmfao
The "beep" between scenes and the lack of music make these really seem like bloopers instead of the shipped game.
YES.
@@shirohimayumikira234 시로ひま 유みきラ
BRO YOU JUST CHANGED MY WHOLE PERSPECTIVE OF THIS VIDEO
@@ADeeSHUPA ?????
@@shirohimayumikira234 THat's Your NAMe in JaPaNese and KoReAN
7:34 This should be the tag line for the whole series.
Yes😂
4:38 I will never be able to get over the fact that Sora didn't reply to the question with "Nope, no clue."
that would've been perfect
In a game where the dialogue is awkward and broken-apart, I love how quickly Sora replies to his question, no hesitation at all.
The little turn-around he does is a neat touch as well.
Also Sam and Quorra being statues in the middle ground. That too.
Why did they miss that opportunity. They are looking for Clu, so they should have said No clue.
I know, right? It hurts so bad!
"No! I don't want to-"
"Goodbye."
Spoilers to Infinity War.
Thanos axel
me: I love kingdom hearts
someone: kingdom hearts sucks
me: i understand
That is pretty funny.
“Okay i believe you”
Understandable, have a nice day!
If only it were that easy in a generation like this.
When you love a game but can still understand why people hate it
I love how proud Belle is of herself when she hits and snatches the rose from Xaldin 😂
She’s my favorite disney princess.
I've never played kingdom hearts but the premise is just so bizarre it's like someone decided "we're going to make a serious anime rpg" and then this one guy on crack just popping in like "put Micky mouse in there" and everyone cheers
You should look how they created Kingdom Hearts ahahahah
They created Kingdom Hearts by combining Disney and Final Fantasy which means, JAPANESE RPG
Even better: supposedly the whole idea came up when a Square Enix exec and a Disney exec were sharing an elevator. That’s it; that was all the prompting needed to make these ridiculous games.
@@Butterfly1025A yep. Nomura's whole idea :)
Zen the15 I gotta love Nomura’s crackhead energy
0:56 "As soon as the trouble started I made sure to *seal* this room."
*small door squeaks open*
Legend has it he’s still climbing down those spiral steps...
They really should install an elevator
I thought he was climbing up.
To infinity and beyond!
at first i was like "dude, if you're wearing that cloak you're probably powerful enough to just jump down there!"
It's even funnier when you remember that the man can teleport
i only played birth by sleep once through and the scene with braig is KILLING me
2:54 i can't believe it's real... he just jumps up the stairs like a flea
_there was no context to begin with_
9:50 Watching this video just made me realize, Belle literally put up more of a fight in that one scene than Kairi did in the entirety of KH3.
I'm going to start a petition to replace Kairi with Belle for the next re-release of all the kh games.
and it was Xaldin she hit. FUCKING XALDIN
I just realized Xaldin didnt even fucking try to stop her.
Sora whacks him around with a giant key and he's all "WIND GUARD ME"
Bella elbows him and hes crippled.
Technically Kairi did put a fight with Axel against Xion and Saïx for a while. So she DID put a fight.
Yung Houn xaldin probably doesn’t hit girls lol
7:08 I'm Riku, and you're watching Disney Channel
Hands down best comment here
OMG YESSS!!!! 😂😂😂😂 WHY THE HELL DOESN'T THIS COMMENT HAVE MORE LIKES!?!?
Best comment 😂😂😂
😭😭
Godly comment
Reminder: This guy’s in Smash
As he should 💅
@@crystalpink6535 No, Doom guy deserved it
And we're all the better for it 👌
Which guy
@@th3challenger895 yeah, he should've but then again, a lot of people have requested sora ever since Smash 4
9:58 When you say "yes" a hundred times, but your mom keeps calling you from the other room
What
@@supahstarwarrior6942 I love you too
@@supahstarwarrior6942 syk
@@McBasketball4 Sure I'll sill mykelf
5:20 Me making bad decisions while wondering why my life is shit.
Oh, Sir Christopher Lee, how we all still miss you.
😂
@@seancriswell4505 same
XDD
There is only one clear recourse:
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BAAAACK!!!
If they ever wake up Walt Disney from his cryogenic sleep, first thing they should do is show him this video
Walt as Jontron: “I have several questions.”
Oh my gosh YES
And film it for the world~
Then he goes back to sleep like "I've seen enough"
@@yoitsmichelle5838 You see this sh- Mickey?
Kingdom Hearts is known for having one of Videogames history most beautiful sound tracks ever, yet half of this cutscenes are dead silent
Sora: "Wait a second, are you.. Maleficent?"
Maleficent: *disappeares*
I read this comment the moment it happened wtf
"No."
Well I guess that's not Maleficent then
"they use teleporting to show there a dick"
Reminded me of Neil Breen.
1:30 this is like something from a fanfic and it’s hilarious that it’s official
Technonova LMAO
Kingdoms hearts in general is basically a disney ff fanfic
Let's be honest, Nomura created a fanfic with a Final fantasy and Disney crossover while adding in his OC (That being Sora)
@@notafan2480 Then he decided to add even more OCs
A content creator that I watch reread a fanfic they wrote in like 2003 for Kingdom Hearts and realized that they basically just wrote the entire plot to Kingdom Hearts 2
1:30 God, this whole scene feels like someone's OC insert Disney crackfic
Isn't that essentially all of KH?
@@alexandrite6902 Touche
Sora is already a self insert
IMMA WRITE THIS LIKE A FANFIC (I have never played Kingdom Hearts and know very little about it, so just bear with me on this)
"Goofy…" sobbed Donald, embracing his friend's lifeless body.
"This is not happening…it can't be happening…it can't," said Sora.
Mickey glared at the villains. "They'll pay for this," he vowed. He threw off his cloak and summoned his Keyblade, ready for battle.
Goodness no 😂 the Disney crackfic’s would be cringe
6:05 had me laughing uncontrollably
0:23
Same tho 😂
Lmao me too
_ascend_
“I’m looking for a guy with spikey hair.” Me: (Looks at every non-disney character) Tifa, I think you may be looking for a while.
That really doesn't narrow it down.
"Spiker."
Still doesn't narrow it down.
_"He's blonde."_
"That narrows it down a little?"
@@lenoracalamint3114 3-4 people
Cloud
Tidus
Ventus
Roxas
@@arcstar8337 I mean doesn’t squall/Leon have kinda spiky hair
@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 blonde.
3:36 Sure, I love me some cultist Mickey Mouse too
3:33
that one clip that will haunt you in your dreams... forever
The clip was my first yagami yato video ;-; it’s haunted me to this day
Didn’t help that Micky is kinda dressed like the grim reaper
What door to the darkness? UWU
Salty Waluigi Fans: "Kingdom Hearts is a kids game for children, Sora doesn't deserve a spot in smash"
Kingdom Hearts: 4:25
4:25*
Edit: OP edited the comment
ngl that casual "goodbye" was oddly funny to me
Premature cremation
7:34
I don't think any of us do, Donald.
at 9:59 the scene of him just walking down stairs for like 2 minutes made me choke up
“Have any of you seen a guy with spiky hair?” I mean, a better question is if I haven’t seen a guy with spiky hair
Mickey Mouse?
it's a square enix game Tifa gotta be a bit more specific
Tifa: Have you seen a guy with spikey hair.
Sora tugs on his hair
Me: That could be anyone from Square Enix.
Tifa: Spikier
Me: Cloud
if tifa is looking for cloud a better way to find him is to ask "has anybody seen an emotional wreck with a 7 foot sword?"
@@leggomyeggo5773 So true. That would have worked better.
3:48
Sora: "Wait a second. Are you... Maleficent?"
Maleficent: _Abruptly invokes Nileseyy Niles disappearing meme_
3:48 when people you hated in high school find you years later
Muranette lmao
LOL
I really did just watch 20 whole ass seconds of a man walking down a staircase. No music, no reveal, nothing. 10:00
I...I promise its hype when you first see it. D:
Yes you did sir/maam
i mean when u know who it is i guess its a bit more interesting but then again, they really didn't need to put him walking down the staircase for that long.
@@jimllc which part is it from? i really can't remember
The whole unedited scene is way longer than 20 seconds. About 50 seconds of just walking down the stairs out of a 3 minutes 40 seconds scene. The whole scene centres around that hooded person only and has barely any dialogue, with no music at all.
4:38 Should have said: "Nope, no CLUE."
Boo
Subject #74 OH MY GOD THAT WOULDVE BEEN BLOODY GENIUS and they’d really need a “ba-DUM-tssss” after it too
@@reesykairi7440 Agree LOL LMAO XD 😂
That sarcastic "Oh...thank you, Sora's heart." Kills me, man. XD
10:17 legend has it that he's still walking down the spiral
Pooh escaping from his mortal coil caught me so off guard, I love this
Sora: Hades, we gotta talk.
Hades: *f l i c k*
Sora: A A H
BOTW vibe checks are scary, I can tell from your profile pic
what are you doing here Koichi
A clip that should have happened:
Riku: I have nothing to fear!
Sora: YOU'RE STUPID!
*BEEP*
another is the ending to KH2
Riku: "I can walk."
Not even 20 seconds later : *falls down*
6:06 Winnie the Pooh’s soul ascending is me and I don’t know why
3:48 when someone you wanna avoid sees you down the street
Complete mood
Nope. Bye. ~fades away~
@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming MALEFICENT: you bumbling fool!!! I don't feel so good! 3:51
*fades into the darkness*
@@cyclops8238 That's how Mafia works!
“N-n-no! Please d-don’t! I don’t want to-“
“G o o d b y e .” _snap_
*spontaneously combusts into ash*
*Ö*
Vexen just got Thanos'd
Queen Minnie : "As soon as the trouble started, I made sure to seal this room."
Also Queen Minnie : *_deliberately opens the door_*
6:05 when you stub your toe with the edge of the table
This is the comment that sent me
@@KayBee95
Same lmao
1:30 is even worse when you realize sora's using goofy's dead body to enter valor form
That sounds like it could be taken out of context...
I never thought of that
Good job Sora, good job
...oh god
3:32 When you showed up to the emo club for the first time.
10:20 And when your completely oblivious of what kind of club it is and just annoy everyone else.
Damn, that one got me. 🤣
And this is why Kingdom Hearts is unintentionally the funniest game ever made