@@hyuugo7462 Oh yeah I forgot about this lol. That makes Terra and Aqua's reaction more understandable, but I do also appreciate the somewhat inexplicable energy of the dub. It feels very Kingdom Hearts.
I BET WE CAN FIND SOME INGREDIENTS AROUND HERE- HOPE WE CAN FIND SOME INGREDIENTS AROUND HERE- THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS- I BETHOPEWECANTHISMIGHTHOPEWECANIBETIBET
“I can’t computer, so do that” is a favorite of mine. It’s extra funny because among my friends and family I’m the one who computers things nobody else can figure out
2:15 Bruh....... Ventus is the funniest one!!!! TERRA. SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW I GOT SO SMAAAALLLLLLL! He said to take two grown-ups...... (which is funny because he's technically the oldest one).
Once I quoted Isa calling Lea 'Loser. Lame, laughable.' And it just stuck That and 'just like your face!' From KH3 have become like 75% of me and my siblings' vocabulary
I like to think the "What?" is Mickey's actor's genuine reaction to Riku having bugs in him. You also have to imagine goofy's guy being like "dude wtf is happening? What is a ventus?"
I say "Two!?" all the time. I asked a friend for a pen the other day and they said, "Just one pen? How about two?" "Two!?" As if there's anything amazing about having two of something. It just cracks me up in a way that no one could possibly understand.
On the one hand I hate that he's that dude in the robe, but on the other hand, it's fucking hilarious that Barig was ancient and apparently fucking with Xehanort the whole time.
It's so funny how Mickey's "They'll pay for this" feels so different with and without the context. I remember popping off and feeling that anger right with Mickey when I was younger and even some more recent play throughs. But outside of playing its funny as shit.
The most anger I felt from that scene is from the fact that all of Goofy's gear and abilities got unequipped. For nothing! It's a pain trying to remember what I put on him after the rapid succession of battles (starting with Demyx)!
I still can't get over how Goofy is just a random hindsight machine who knows all of the non Disney KH lore but refuses to use it constructively in any form
Oh ngl Sora's "NOOOO THANK YOOOOU" in Aerendelle from KH3 lives in my head rent-free. May be the worst world but honestly his reaction to snow is peak Sora Himboism
Anything with Mickey immediately makes me crack up. Also, why is Jesse McCartney such a good voice actor though? I love the voice for Roxas and especially Ven
Jesse and Haley but only KH1 Haley provided the best voice acting in the series. Both of what they all said sounded so real Jesse never fall off but Haley sounds like he's in an episode of Dora all the time.
I'm litterally loosing my mind at Ventus' screams (2:14) 'TERRAAAAAAAAAAA' and 'somebody tell me how I got so SMAALLL' and then, the pout in 'they said- they said to bring two... grown ups. 😒'
I love this, but I also feel governmentally perceived because "Put Peter Pan in his place" is one of me and my brother's favorite quotes to randomly bring up when it fits into the conversation LMAO
I really just kinda quote Soras attack noises from KH1 no matter the game I’ll just go “HA HO TAKE THAT TAKE THAT HAHA THIS IS IT” Edit: am I the only mf who got that glitch where he says TAKE THAT like 3 times in a row?
For the longest time I heard “THIS IS IT!” As “DESIST!” Which, like, go off Sora, your vocabulary will only get smaller as this goes on 😂 but I would say it in that tone all the time as a kid. Still do sometimes if I can find a good occasion for it.
- "because i'm you."
- "no, i'm me."
- "i'm me, he says."
"I'll face myself" plays in the background
Who are you?
I am You
No I am me
*DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE, SYSTEM SHUTDOWN*
"you're stupid!"
followed immediately by "because I'm you" lol
You might not like it, but this is peak writing
That's one of my favorites lol
Going strait from "no one would miss me" to "mickey, it's Riku. They put bugs in him" is some severe emotional whiplash.
"w h a t!?!?"
Give your mum the iPad back
throwaway scene in days vs most emotional scene in re:coded
What?
It's Mickey's "w h a t" for me
Sora's "You're stupid!" is probably my favorite.
It's even better cause his voice cracked
That one broke me
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@user-vg8sn6dy1r 😀
And it’s immediately followed by, “I’m you.”
“Who are you?”
“I’m what’s left… No, maybe I’m all there ever was.”
“I meant your name.”
I was waiting for that one
So emo 😂
@@Orangeyoshis totally 🤣
Most real reaction in the series
When was this?
"He said to... he said to take two grown-ups." You can hear the pouting on that line, and I love it
The nice way of saying "BRING MONEY."
That delivery was priceless!
I know in Japan it was “bring your parents” but it’s so Scrooge to be “bring any two adults that can actually PAY!”
Then he proceeds to go by himself 😂
@@billygabrielz Like a boss.
*Put Peter Pan In His Place!*
Best moment of the entire series, IMO.
*Peter Pan is acting up again. You know what to do.*
*unzips*
To be fair, the oringak Peter Pan should be put in his place
Murdering people just cuz you're tired doesn't seem like the best plan lol
"you won't stop me!"
... *STOP*
The fact that Aqua yells Ven/Van to shut up off screen makes it more funnier than it should be
Van? Kingdom hearts: Vehicular manslaughter
@XenoTheKami :v HELP! Lmao that could be a title though
@@xenothekami888Dead Driving Distance
"you good with a keyblade?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
The special kid when the quiet kid reaches into his backpack
@@JI0MB I'm crying 😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣💀💀
Newcomers to the series trying to understand the lore
me fighting superbosses
Me when someone opens up my folder full of furry p-
I mean. Nothing .w.;;;
"I guess you could say, I'm the biggest nobody of them all"
*Xion screams*
*Xion screams all the cringe she felt, very loudly
Just realized this 'deep sixing your master' is literally 'Your master in dead 6 ft under. Have fun'
Can't complain about him being 6" deep inside your master
ohhhhh
I’m too high for this X🫦X
Oh... so that's what it means.
Wait, people didn't realize this? Huh.
What about 'We totally owned you lamers'
Oh that’s a fave
Absolutely required
KNEEL, LOSER
@@Chaosfly10 'Isn't this romantic?!'
Ok so basically it's Seifers lines.....but he's not feeling so hot, yknow
I wish Seifer got more screen time, tbh, he was one of my favorite aspects of Twilight Town.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who obsesses over the delivery of "he said to take two grown-ups".
Also glad I'm not the only one who quotes Kingdom Hearts with my siblings.
if it makes you happy, in the original Scrooge said to Ventus to bring his parents
@@hyuugo7462 Oh yeah I forgot about this lol. That makes Terra and Aqua's reaction more understandable, but I do also appreciate the somewhat inexplicable energy of the dub. It feels very Kingdom Hearts.
He just delivers it so damn perfectly.
@@FerreTrip Jesse McCartney the goat fr
DID SOMEBODY MENTION THE DOOR TO DARKNESS? “🧍♂️”
Oh no.
I didn't get that until now.
🐭
What a hag.
Dun dun, dun dun, dun dun…
I love how half of these are from BBS and another 25% from II
birth by sleep is a really good game
@@lunadisparo And has NoHeart, this secret boss alone is a Plus. Especially his theme.
But the best one is still from Coded
BBB was very quotable
BBS fucking rules so it makes sense
“TWO?” Is the greatest line from this whole franchise. I’m sorry it’s perfect.
I love his "I'm sO FLATTERED!" line too
Got it memorized?
This is kingdom hearts TWO!?
My favorite line from the first game is "Tarzan go, Sora go go"
@@mr.hatchet3682Iconic
“Why do you always look at me as if I drowned your goldfish!?”
So many amazing lines in 358/2 Days. I think that particular line was said by Xigbar.
That's hilarious since it's only possible to reverse drown a goldfish 😅
These are all great. Mine would be whenever we go to the supermarket:
“THIS LOOKS LIKE A GREAT PLACE TO FIND INGREDIENTS”
LOOK SORA A LUCKY EMBLEM
HeY sOrA a LuCkY eMbLeM
I BET WE CAN FIND SOME INGREDIENTS AROUND HERE- HOPE WE CAN FIND SOME INGREDIENTS AROUND HERE- THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS- I BETHOPEWECANTHISMIGHTHOPEWECANIBETIBET
The amount of times they said that.
Honestly I might start saying the same thing too lol
@@MadMalManny go to Disneyland and just let it rip
So sad that “Got it memorized?” wasn’t included BUT SORA SCREAMING “You’re stupid!” MADE ME DIE
2:29 Terra: "Who was that man with you? You good with a Keyblade?"
Ventus: *intensive brain damage*
Either brain damage or orgasm 😂
"Mickey! It's Riku. They put bugs in him!"
Funniest shit I've ever heard
*_"Nani??"_*
That probably took Haley a couple of takes
"W H A T"
@@KBlade1 I love how his voice rises ever slightly on the word 'bugs' you can fucking hear the confusion lol
@@-memoria-2136 Haha Haley was probably thinking "How do I SAY this??"
The way Terranort says “You have no power over MEEEEEEEE” sounds like a 5 year old playing with VR
I tought I was finally big enough for The "no one would miss me" line to not affect me. HOW wrong I was.
that line will never not affect me
@@sushisashimi8320 That's not true! It will...
Axel saying "i would" is the worst part 😭
@@staryzzz IF HE JUST SAID IT A LITTLE OUT LOUD SO ROXAS COULD ALSO HEAR IT!!
As a kid it didn't affect me at all.
Now that I'm an adult, I understand what it means. Cuts pretty deep.
SAY, FELLAS, DID SOMEBODY MENTION THE DOOR TO DARKNESS?
(1:31)
Cut to deadpan Mickey in an organization robe.
So good.
That was so gross, it’s hilarious 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
It was the goofiest moment in the whole game because it tried to be so serious 😂
It's Mickey's mischievous face that's the funniest part. It's like he's about to do something unspeakable lol
Bruh 😂😂😂
What a hag…
I say "TWO?!?!?" everytime the number shows up regardless of context, good to I'm not alone in that
"As If" became part of my vocabulary since Xigbar's appearance
Also, "I'm me he says" is a banger
Vanitas: "Hey guys.... FEELING A LITTLE LEFT OUT HERE?!"
What a drama King. Love him.
*He's like pay attention to me dammit-*
I don't care what anybody says, "I'm so flattered! Two?!" was one of the best scenes in the entire series
Kingdom Hearts 2's localization can be rough sometimes, but Axel's delivery makes some scenes just *shine*. Same with Xigbar
Venitus: The keyblade war will begin!
Aqua off-screen: SHUT UP
*Immediately cuts*
I died 😂
And the "you're stupid!" is so funny
I'm just thinking "so this is where Roxas will get it from..."
Riku: Why? Why do you have the keyblade?
Roxas: *beat* SHUT UP
I like how 95% of these could be used in a regular conversation with your friends.
"Hi [name of friend]!"
Nah, I don't see how that working in a normal conversation.
Thanks to Kingdom Hearts, everytime someone say to me "You're just a nobody!", I feel so proud and happy ...
@@janelantestaverde2018 Hi [REDACTED] When you were little your forged a special bond with a boy named Ventus who joined with your heart.
“I can’t computer, so do that” is a favorite of mine. It’s extra funny because among my friends and family I’m the one who computers things nobody else can figure out
Roxas's delivery on "Grown ups" kills me every time.
Edit: Ventus, oops, lmao
I can't tell if this was on purpose or not.
@GlacedsKitty 13 u right lmao
Roxas lmfao
when the Vent is us!
I agree
HOLY SHIT, I forgot Venitas says Venty wenty
and somehow is even funnier than the first time
"did somebody mention the door to darkness?" is legit a conversation starter to me
You forgot the most important line any Kingdom Hearts fan knows
*O K I B E L I E V E Y O U*
@unversed that one Is at 2:55 x'DDDDDD
@unversed for your consideration
*M E G A D E S T R U C T I O N D A R K B A L L O F D A R K N E S S A N D D E S T R U C T I O N*
@@OnchiBon and Knuckles!
Hello Roxas
*I am Not Roxas*
Goodbye Roxas
*I am Not Roxas*
Thiiiis
Disney characters just randomly saying hi to Sora as they run away is the best thing. How can people not like this series?
I like to quote "But you're too late!" from Axel as a sort of self-arrogant victory call when I'm playing games
Aqua: "Ven, are you okay?"
Ven: *(literally frozen)*
2:15 Bruh....... Ventus is the funniest one!!!!
TERRA. SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW I GOT SO SMAAAALLLLLLL!
He said to take two grown-ups...... (which is funny because he's technically the oldest one).
Once I quoted Isa calling Lea 'Loser. Lame, laughable.' And it just stuck
That and 'just like your face!' From KH3 have become like 75% of me and my siblings' vocabulary
Loser lame laughable is an everyday quote
My personal favorite from BBS:
" *HEY YOU OLD COOT!!* YOU SAID I WOULDN'T GET HURT!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP TO BE COLLATERAL DAMAGE!!! "
Haley Joel Osment doing his EVIL VOICE for Vanitas will never fail to send me
Every iteration of Ventus going “aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA” is iconic
“I have some unfinished business with this puppet” will always be my favorite
I like to think the "What?" is Mickey's actor's genuine reaction to Riku having bugs in him.
You also have to imagine goofy's guy being like "dude wtf is happening? What is a ventus?"
Nah Bill Farmer is a fan of the series.
@@OhKayEl the goofy yell on II in halloween town cracks me eveytime
My dog is named Roxas so you can imagine 1:47 is what I quote on the daily
Totally naming my next pet Roxas.
does your voice distort too?
@@SpaaloneBabaguus after a lot of yelling, yes
Have you played this game while he was around?
@@maxi15 yes
You missed the opportunity of putting Captain Jack Sparrow “Hi! Sora!” In KH3 right after Aladdin.
Or the one from KHII where he calls him Zola.
Or what about “yup, still works” in kh3 after he smelled his own breath lol?
2:22
Ventus' "he said to take two grown ups" will never not be funny
One of my favourite 358/2 days lines comes from Axel. "Everybody thinks they're right..."
Omg your icon stole my akuroku-loving heart
"That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers"
2:54 That god forsaken "X-blade" 💀
Ive heard it so many times that it dosen't feel real.
Kekikeykakeh
Hand it over, that thing, your χ-blade.
@@FrancisL4DOkay I believe you
Ouchie ouch!
I say "Two!?" all the time.
I asked a friend for a pen the other day and they said, "Just one pen? How about two?"
"Two!?" As if there's anything amazing about having two of something. It just cracks me up in a way that no one could possibly understand.
2:03 'You're stupid'
'Because I'm you'
Nah that was an insult
I just realize that braig is a prehistoric surfer dude
On the one hand I hate that he's that dude in the robe, but on the other hand, it's fucking hilarious that Barig was ancient and apparently fucking with Xehanort the whole time.
2:18 and we still don’t know HOW DID HE GOT SO SMALL!
Must be the World Order
"So, you have come this far and still you understand nothing." ~Ansem
Best quote in the whole franchise.
"Every light must fade, EVERY HEARTS RETOURN TOO DARKNESS "
Edit: my english is bad
It's so funny how Mickey's "They'll pay for this" feels so different with and without the context.
I remember popping off and feeling that anger right with Mickey when I was younger and even some more recent play throughs. But outside of playing its funny as shit.
The most anger I felt from that scene is from the fact that all of Goofy's gear and abilities got unequipped. For nothing! It's a pain trying to remember what I put on him after the rapid succession of battles (starting with Demyx)!
0:10 Aqua meeting her most normal fan
It gets me everything that Sora thinks about what to say for like 2 seconds and then just says "You're stupid"
The exchange between Riku and Repliku might be the best dialogue ever written
I still can't get over how Goofy is just a random hindsight machine who knows all of the non Disney KH lore but refuses to use it constructively in any form
I also love that it's consistent through every game. Donald almost never gets to spit knowledge, and Mickey's never around
"Darkness.. is the heart's true essence!"
"THAT'SNOTTRUE"
Dats naut tru 😢
"What's your favorite Kingdom Hearts game?"
Me: 1:56
Roxas: Axel, what Kingdom Heart game are we in right now?
Axel:
Oh ngl Sora's "NOOOO THANK YOOOOU" in Aerendelle from KH3 lives in my head rent-free. May be the worst world but honestly his reaction to snow is peak Sora Himboism
2:30 Me trying to understand the KH lore
I cannot stop saying "Only now, have I truly won!" When I manage to flip the game in my favor.
1:30 this will forever be the best line in Kingdom Hearts
Thank you Chris, Julian and that third guy.
I've been saying "Okay" the same way Sora does when he uses a potion for over a decade
1:55 the genuine shock and fear in the way he says "TWO?" Is hilarious, bro knows he's about to get fucked up.
Bout to get messed up, via double button mashing! (High skill combat of KH/j)
Anything with Mickey immediately makes me crack up. Also, why is Jesse McCartney such a good voice actor though? I love the voice for Roxas and especially Ven
Yeah it's why I like both Ven and Roxas
Jesse and Haley but only KH1 Haley provided the best voice acting in the series.
Both of what they all said sounded so real
Jesse never fall off but Haley sounds like he's in an episode of Dora all the time.
@@Ken-ru6orHaley's Sora in 3 puts me off for some reason
I swear if get up on the hydra's back isn't on this list
I'm litterally loosing my mind at Ventus' screams (2:14)
'TERRAAAAAAAAAAA'
and
'somebody tell me how I got so SMAALLL'
and then, the pout in
'they said- they said to bring two... grown ups. 😒'
Nomura just loves putting Ventus through the wringer lol 😂
Didn’t realize Kh was so edgy and comedic but damn love this series
The way Ven said "how did I become small" in ironically the biggest way possible never fails to amaze. XD
Mickey coming out with the reverse grip keyblade was a 100% banger.
idk why but "Hello Sora!" absolutely killed me 😭
I quote "Hello Sora" frequently simply because I named one of my birds Sora and I greet him every time he's in eyesight
2:55 for some reason, Xigbar just acting little a bratty teenager while Roxas stands there emotionless got me🤣
I love this, but I also feel governmentally perceived because "Put Peter Pan in his place" is one of me and my brother's favorite quotes to randomly bring up when it fits into the conversation LMAO
i always quote “soon kairi, soon” “riku hellooooo riku” and “was that supposed to be a joke because I’m not laughing”
I always quote that one scene of Xion just yelling in 358/2, it sums up how my mental stability has been lately.
You forgot one.
K-kairi's inside me?
"I've heard the key blade can open all sorts of locks"
@@mandude7358 exactly what im thinking too 😭
A classic
Out of context that might be bit too saucy for the RUclips censors... 😬
🥵📸
Terra's BBS story gets better every time a new game comes out. I love how he's the only one who did things differently in the Disney worlds
"Teeerrraaaaaaaa!" And "Somebody tell me how I got so SMAAAAAALLL!" are my top two kh lines
Axel's "Two?!" is how I always say it when there's a need for it, lol.
“Because I’m you.”
“No. I’m me.”
“”I’m me” he says…”
- Riku to Riku
*Darkness within darkness awaits you.*
*Anger and Hate are supreme*
Man i love this franchise.
I must also mention i frequently say,
"Some say Kai, but the meaning is the same."
The best sora delivery ever is from the fantasia world of 3d
"Your maje- igottastopthat."
It's most funny imagining someone saying this stuff or just saying yourself
I love how most of these involve either Birth By Sleep characters or Xigbar. Peak Kingdom Hearts right there
“You have no power over ME!😃” sounds so dang optimistic and it is killing me!🤣
Terra-Xehanort is...quite scary. So when he's gleeful, it's extra-scary.
Sora at 0:31 really is channeling his Bully Maguire
Mickey Mouse saying "Did someone mention the Door to Darkness?" while wearing that dark hoodie will always make me laugh XD
I appreciate how much Vanitas and Mickey is in this video!
1:30 mickey mouse pulling up in the edgiest outfit ever and saying this will never not be funny
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!1!11!1!1!🔥🔥🔥 its so funny because hes just swinging his arms around
I really just kinda quote Soras attack noises from KH1 no matter the game I’ll just go “HA HO TAKE THAT TAKE THAT HAHA THIS IS IT”
Edit: am I the only mf who got that glitch where he says TAKE THAT like 3 times in a row?
For the longest time I heard “THIS IS IT!” As “DESIST!” Which, like, go off Sora, your vocabulary will only get smaller as this goes on 😂 but I would say it in that tone all the time as a kid. Still do sometimes if I can find a good occasion for it.
@@presumablyaury7965 💀💀💀💀 I’m boutta start saying that holy shxt
DEATH FREEZE
@@cjhyhak_dey FYAAARR
@@presumablyaury7965 KH3 Ansem's got ya covered. "DESIST!"
1:53 In french this one is "This warms my heart !" which hits 10 000 times harder imo.
0:21 Disney in a nutshell
"YoU'rE StUpiD!" I quote that almost daily, voice crack included