Here’s the thing, Karl’s right about relationships. A lot of people are saying that it’s terrible advice, and that may be true if you’re desperately looking for a partner...but for long term happiness you have to be true to yourself. Changing yourself for someone else may be rewarding at first but eventually it’ll be exhausting, because it isn’t you. Eventually you will see the relationship as work and a lot of the passion goes away when you see a relationship as a chore. Well done, Karl. The simple genius.
Yeah. there are SO many terrible couples out there who need constant help keeping their relationship together. they're clearly wrong for each other and they just force it ether for the kids or some other reason, usually being that's just easier.
Well honestly carl is saying that he also does tape these shows, so he made a small change to make Zusane happier. That is what both partners should do. I picture it as two trees growing in a forest, both have to lean away a little so they both get enough sunlight.
@@kaspernordlund6828 Exactly, you should accommodate your partner but don't try to be something you're not. You both should accommodate eachother in ways that help the other as long as it isn't changing your fundamental self.
I love Karl, and i love the way he lives his life, more than happy to sit down watch a bit of tv and have a few biscuits or do some diy, nothing wrong with that at all, we cant have consistently exciting lives, its about simplicity and Karl has it down to a tee, fair play Karl mate, gent.
@Helmholtz '...go about your business and see if she joins in' is as simple and genial as it gets when it comes to long term relationships... of course, it goes both ways
I like the idea that Suzanne and Karl are perfect for each other because they're both so completely bemused and numbed to every aspect of modern life that they're unable to be perturbed by the others' actions. Suzanne: "Yeah, he's lazy and kind of dumb but... eh, whatever." Karl: "Yeah, it would be nice if we had more in common and I don't really understand what my role in the relationship is but... eh, whatever."
Yes a sexless relationship is all you can aim.for, so clearly you're trying to relate to it being so sterilized.... lmao ....sad.... 🤣🤣🤣 You know fuck all about relationships , and reading your comment was cringeworthy. I shuddered.
@@doxasophosmoros Well Karl and Suzanne have been together for ages and you assumed that it was sexless. All OP said was that they were perfect for each other. You're the one who knows Jack shit about this show and their relationship.
@@doxasophosmoros so you find it funny or cringeworthy? you said both sad and lmao in the same comment that I can't tell if you're annoyed or you genuinely find the idea of other's people shortcomings funny.
In London they have these old sites next to the tower where it has all these names. And it will say something like ...."Here the 4th Earl of Pembroke died in considerable anguish and pain.....this day....the 12th of July 1647 or something.....it's a little graphic.
"I like watching weird stuff and all that...and now and again I won't make her watch it. I'll tape it. But sometimes you just say 'No, come on the bloke with the two heads on I wanna watch it live!' " 😂 Best relationship advice ever....
Yes a sexless relationship is all you can aim.for, so clearly you're trying to relate to it being so sterilized.... lmao ....sad.... 🤣🤣🤣 You know fuck all about relationships , and reading your comment was cringeworthy. I shuddered.
The thing with them counting the age of the dead person in the graveyard. I do that too if ever I am currently in the graveyard watering the grave and taking care of my not so living relative. You know, putting flowers on their deathbed or whatever. And afterwards I go and have have a look at all the different tombstones. Its sort of a game almost.
Princecid yea. Same when I went to the graveyard when I was like 9 I saw this small old grave and I lost my Shit when I found out one bloke was born in 1802
My dad is buried with a rather basic headstone. Merely a slab on the ground really. And most of the graves in this cemetery are like that. But there are a few rather posh graves with headstones as big as a car. And some of them are couples graves. Where one bloke has his name and dates on, and the spouse has their name and birthday on. What im wonderin is what if the spouse remarries?
My ex would only buy the ridiculously expensive, triple layered, quilted toilet paper. It was like wiping your arse with a 13 tog duvet, absolutely horrendous.
"People say they go to the country to see the wildlife. I saw rabbits, pheasants & a fox on the way home. They were all dead in the road" That is actually incredibly profound. Sounds like just a joke but it touches on the fact that civilization is destroying nature. It's something I imagine Diogenes would say if he could see modern times.
As someone who has to wipe after peeing... the cheapo toilet paper can leave teeny paper fibers all over, and if they get in your pee passage it friggin burns. Scott toilet tissue I'm looking at you 😠😠
Or you afford yourself the luxury of a bidet, that's exactly what they're for. If I may quote from wiki: "From an environmental standpoint, bidets can reduce the need for toilet paper, saving households money on paper products and allowing users to reduce their carbon footprint by reducing their paper waste over time.[1][3] Considering that an average person uses only 1/8th gallon of water for cleansing using a bidet, much less water is used compared to the amount of water required to make toilet paper. An article in Scientific American concluded that using a bidet is "much less stressful on the environment than using paper." Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
Guys guys you're making it too complicated, an easier way to get a straight answer is to ask either guard "Which way is up?" Depending on who you ask they'll easily reveal who they are because they either tell the truth or tell lies.
I'm genuinely concerned at everyone who thinks this is good advice lol "as soon as its hard its not right" there are always times its hard just like anything but if its right it passes you work through it and it gets better. You and your partner will continue to change through out your life and there are growing pains and adjusting to the changes can be hard for everyone. Relationships aren't stagnate or they shouldn't be.
The story about the Cotswolds with it's witty observations wouldn't be out of place in the tight 5 of an experienced comedian, but Karl just adlibs/scrawls it in the diary off the cuff
We did the usual thing... Going round the Graveyard seeing how old the dead people are. I can relate, my Dad used to take me and my sister to graveyards to do the exact thing, weird innit
Coronation street perspective. Its miserable and it s not funny. It s slightly amusing only if you travel the globe multiple times like Rick has and you find some joy in couch potato observations because you fed up with adventure and glamour.
Here’s the thing, Karl’s right about relationships. A lot of people are saying that it’s terrible advice, and that may be true if you’re desperately looking for a partner...but for long term happiness you have to be true to yourself. Changing yourself for someone else may be rewarding at first but eventually it’ll be exhausting, because it isn’t you. Eventually you will see the relationship as work and a lot of the passion goes away when you see a relationship as a chore.
Well done, Karl. The simple genius.
Yeah. there are SO many terrible couples out there who need constant help keeping their relationship together. they're clearly wrong for each other and they just force it ether for the kids or some other reason, usually being that's just easier.
Well honestly carl is saying that he also does tape these shows, so he made a small change to make Zusane happier. That is what both partners should do.
I picture it as two trees growing in a forest, both have to lean away a little so they both get enough sunlight.
@@kaspernordlund6828 Exactly, you should accommodate your partner but don't try to be something you're not. You both should accommodate eachother in ways that help the other as long as it isn't changing your fundamental self.
You're all stupid.
Its bloody great advice!!
"As soon as it's hard it's not right" damn.... That's so true.
Yonnick David gosh the truth is so simple.
That's not what she said..
True, if you want a mediocre life inside your comfort zone.
Yonnick David so go about your business and see if she joins in... I love that
@@thecorruptversion Mediocre? Compared to what?
The funniest part that everyone missed is that Karl considers Siamese Twins as “a bloke with two heads on”.
I think he meant more that, the show with 'the bloke with the two heads' was on at the moment
I think he was talking about the ellephant man
The spider sisters?
Hopefully they look both ways crossing the road
Nobody missed it 🤷🤷
"He thought he was IT", Panda doing nowt, Ford Sloth, "unless you want fudge"... it's scary how easy it is to agree with Karl as you get older.
steve reads it well...
AJBa83 Its spelt “Naught” meaning none or nothing. Not trying to be a grammar nazi just letting you know. Cheers!
@@imarknutt5638 incorrect. nowt is a regional slang word you dickhead
Billy Batson , two different words, just letting you know.
it'snot really that scary. ricky's a knob who goes out of his way to tease karl sometimes, just because it's karl
I just love the idea that there is a random teenager in the world who got dissed by some random bloke in his diary.
Lawn Mower I was trying to age it up to 18 or 19, but saying “an adult” would make this comment confusing
Lawn Mower I’m saying at the time that I’m writing this comment, not 2012
I love Karl, and i love the way he lives his life, more than happy to sit down watch a bit of tv and have a few biscuits or do some diy, nothing wrong with that at all, we cant have consistently exciting lives, its about simplicity and Karl has it down to a tee, fair play Karl mate, gent.
IrishBard well said
Agreed.
I also love your avatar.
No, it's just because he lacks imagination and he's ignorant and miserable. Jesus, he isn't the Buddha.
@@abcxyz53 life's about whatever you want it to be about
"There's nothing else...unless you want fudge."
That made me laugh so fucking hard.
good relationship advice near the end there, even though it was from an unlikely source :)
@Helmholtz '...go about your business and see if she joins in' is as simple and genial as it gets when it comes to long term relationships... of course, it goes both ways
I think Karl and Suzanne are gonna get VERRRRYY old together.
They already are, they live like an old married couple
Steve reads the diary so well
I like the idea that Suzanne and Karl are perfect for each other because they're both so completely bemused and numbed to every aspect of modern life that they're unable to be perturbed by the others' actions.
Suzanne: "Yeah, he's lazy and kind of dumb but... eh, whatever."
Karl: "Yeah, it would be nice if we had more in common and I don't really understand what my role in the relationship is but... eh, whatever."
I like your name and your point.
Yes a sexless relationship is all you can aim.for, so clearly you're trying to relate to it being so sterilized.... lmao
....sad.... 🤣🤣🤣 You know fuck all about relationships , and reading your comment was cringeworthy. I shuddered.
@@doxasophosmoros Well Karl and Suzanne have been together for ages and you assumed that it was sexless. All OP said was that they were perfect for each other. You're the one who knows Jack shit about this show and their relationship.
@@doxasophosmoros you're in a sexless relationship with virtually everyone on the planet so you're not one to talk lmao
@@doxasophosmoros so you find it funny or cringeworthy? you said both sad and lmao in the same comment that I can't tell if you're annoyed or you genuinely find the idea of other's people shortcomings funny.
His relationship advice is seriously good at the end. People pay thousands of £ to hear that. Take heed guys. Don't chase a girl or change for her.
Haha, I love how fun Ricky has at the carpark scenario.
"The room overlooked the CARPARK!"
"nja HAHHAHAHAH"
Karl's advice on relationships is right on the money.
He went to see wildlife and all he got was roadkill 😂😂
my partner and i actually quite like going through graveyards and reading the tombstones. it's a bit contemplative
Momento mori
In London they have these old sites next to the tower where it has all these names. And it will say something like ...."Here the 4th Earl of Pembroke died in considerable anguish and pain.....this day....the 12th of July 1647 or something.....it's a little graphic.
Karl is a legit genius and I love him
"I like watching weird stuff and all that...and now and again I won't make her watch it. I'll tape it. But sometimes you just say 'No, come on the bloke with the two heads on I wanna watch it live!' " 😂 Best relationship advice ever....
Am I the only one that thinks Ricky's cartoons looks like Fred Flinstone?
It was Ricky's request to create it a bit like the Flintstone's :) x
Its in the hanna-barbera style similar to the flintstones, the jetsons, scooby doo and the smurfs and stuff like that
Omg that's what you notice? You 45 year old obese big chin ? Omg I'm laughing so hard
Yes a sexless relationship is all you can aim.for, so clearly you're trying to relate to it being so sterilized.... lmao
....sad.... 🤣🤣🤣 You know fuck all about relationships , and reading your comment was cringeworthy. I shuddered.
Omg lolllllllllll
"Posh hangers with foam on them".
The thing with them counting the age of the dead person in the graveyard. I do that too if ever I am currently in the graveyard watering the grave and taking care of my not so living relative. You know, putting flowers on their deathbed or whatever. And afterwards I go and have have a look at all the different tombstones. Its sort of a game almost.
Princecid yea. Same when I went to the graveyard when I was like 9 I saw this small old grave and I lost my Shit when I found out one bloke was born in 1802
My dad is buried with a rather basic headstone. Merely a slab on the ground really. And most of the graves in this cemetery are like that. But there are a few rather posh graves with headstones as big as a car. And some of them are couples graves. Where one bloke has his name and dates on, and the spouse has their name and birthday on. What im wonderin is what if the spouse remarries?
I used to visit graveyards. I took pictures the lastbtime I was in one. :-P
@@BNK2442 Any ghosts?
I'm happy he found a wife that really must love him to be with him so long
Karl somehow always puzzles you with the actual logic he brings. Right after tellin a story about tasting rhinos poo.
Karl: I don't see the point in going out in large numbers.
2020/21: Seems like good advice.
"Go about your business see if she joins in" - words to live by
Nobody joins in wirh my business
Ricky's continuous giggles are adorable. He is in his fourties here and I am seventeen. I don't care.
1:12 Ricky's "OH THE IRONY!!!" laugh sums it all up 😂😂
I can relate to Karl. I sometimes find other people annoying when I am eating in a restaurant.
Yeah people infuriate me there too
Karl’s advice on relationships is what made me split with my ex - true story
I went through a similar revelation with my own. I didn't know how to describe it but karl worded it perfectly
Did she not let you watch bloke with two heads live? 😂
"If it's hard, then it's not right..." pretty sound relationship advice to me
I play the church graveyard game too and I love fudge so I'd have loved that trip to the cotswolds
Rickys laugh is the cure for depression
Karl: "I drank dome coffee.'
Ricky: _WHEEEEZE_
That Ford Sloth moment is still one of my favourite funny parts from this show.
These are gold I tell ya!
My partner and I actually do frequently go to graveyards to see how old the dead people are lol
Yes, there is a certain excitement when finding a really old grave or the plot of someone famous..
Ricky makes a joke about the Vauxhall Slug.... But there is actually a Nissan S-Cargo (Escargot) which literally looks like a snail.
His diary entries are like poetry
My ex would only buy the ridiculously expensive, triple layered, quilted toilet paper. It was like wiping your arse with a 13 tog duvet, absolutely horrendous.
3:24 - 3:32 best bit
Unless you want fudge. LOL!!!!!!
👀
?? Fudge?
LMAO, I love this fucking show!!
3:22
Too true Karl,we don’t go sky diving,wind surfing and nip off to the Caribbean all the time do we
"there's nothing else.. unless you want fudge" Karl must know how funny he is but he never lets on so we are left to wonder.
Sometimes, no come on, bloke with the 2 heads i wanna watch it live 😄
‘He thought he was IT!’
Gosh, so much to do with Suzanne, and Karl had to live up with her and treat her well! 😄
I’ve never seen cartoon Larl smile about anything until this clip, I’m not sure I like it-
karl Pilkington is a genius
What About a beetle snail 🐌?
Karl and I agree about a lot of things.
"People say they go to the country to see the wildlife. I saw rabbits, pheasants & a fox on the way home. They were all dead in the road"
That is actually incredibly profound. Sounds like just a joke but it touches on the fact that civilization is destroying nature.
It's something I imagine Diogenes would say if he could see modern times.
Scrimpton,! So quick
Unless you want fudge lol
Amazing😂
did HQ in 2012 mean 240p?
As someone who has to wipe after peeing... the cheapo toilet paper can leave teeny paper fibers all over, and if they get in your pee passage it friggin burns. Scott toilet tissue I'm looking at you 😠😠
Or you afford yourself the luxury of a bidet, that's exactly what they're for.
If I may quote from wiki:
"From an environmental standpoint, bidets can reduce the need for toilet paper, saving households money on paper products and allowing users to reduce their carbon footprint by reducing their paper waste over time.[1][3] Considering that an average person uses only 1/8th gallon of water for cleansing using a bidet, much less water is used compared to the amount of water required to make toilet paper. An article in Scientific American concluded that using a bidet is "much less stressful on the environment than using paper."
Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
Fuck up you melt
Go about your business and see if she joins in is actually excellent advice.
HD=240p
Am I in control of my brain or is my brain in control of me
In hospital?
Guys guys you're making it too complicated, an easier way to get a straight answer is to ask either guard "Which way is up?"
Depending on who you ask they'll easily reveal who they are because they either tell the truth or tell lies.
wrong video mate
"it shouldn't be hard; as soon as it's hard, it's not right." For a moment I thought that sounded insightful but then I realized it's infantile asf.
I don’t think Karl would be the sort of person to keep a diary..?
There was an episode where he explained his thought process for starting. The other dudes probably encouraged him to keep writing.
I'm genuinely concerned at everyone who thinks this is good advice lol "as soon as its hard its not right" there are always times its hard just like anything but if its right it passes you work through it and it gets better. You and your partner will continue to change through out your life and there are growing pains and adjusting to the changes can be hard for everyone. Relationships aren't stagnate or they shouldn't be.
na karls advice is bang on
3:08😂😂😂😂
grace's camera roll you look pretty!
classic
The story about the Cotswolds with it's witty observations wouldn't be out of place in the tight 5 of an experienced comedian, but Karl just adlibs/scrawls it in the diary off the cuff
Karl's the comedian's comedian, and a comedic genius at that. His style is simple and mundane but I'm convinced it's backed by a keen intellect.
My dairy'd be sadder than his, so
"HQ"
My car is behaving like a Ford Sloth at the moment.
Great Audio. ....there's some shit out there.
press 4 for rickys laugh
Pilkington don't mess about... if the women don't keep in line he kicks them to the kerb!
Que in the fiat panda
This has to be scripted
I'm 16 and feel the same way mate aha
BewareTheRising
Hello mr 21 year old
Hello mr 22 yr old
Congratulations, you two can count
hello 24 year old
We did the usual thing... Going round the Graveyard seeing how old the dead people are.
I can relate, my Dad used to take me and my sister to graveyards to do the exact thing, weird innit
Coronation street perspective. Its miserable and it s not funny. It s slightly amusing only if you travel the globe multiple times like Rick has and you find some joy in couch potato observations because you fed up with adventure and glamour.
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He's gonna ta k e you back the past...to play the shitty games that suck ass...
His diary entries are like poetry