A wise man once said: "You can either have one thing or the other. If you become too greedy and want both, you'll get neither and loose everything." The wise man was the man-boy in my mirror. I came up with this during a game session, where i realised it's best not to chase highscores, when a single mistake can break the multiplier and put all points back to 0. Forza Horzion skill chain reference.
@@christopherstein2024for me its more cringe, cuz he knows its fcking weird and he just goes along with the stereo else he would collapse. You cant run away from yourself when you sleepin at night.
@@nachgemacht_975bro what? he’s just fat. If the dude actually shit himself, at least he’s honest 😂 he is the embodiment of ‘shit happens.’ And to top it off, he don’t care about what others think.
@@xazarl3381 what are you talking about, Asmon has McDonald's. Sometimes. One day out of the year. One day is Wendy's, one is probably something else, the other 362/363 are steak.
He combined the villain in the episode and cartmen in the same fight scene. Dude dies and is like wtf as well as shitting himself. Truly a man of his craft
why give a f if you have not any expectation? they guy doesnt even have an expectation of living ten more year....and all that just cause he never had the joy of smelling some pu**y
@@whoisezekiel2099He's literally right. Do you think sh*tting yourself on live stream, for the whole world to see, is a respectable thing to do? Would you be okay with doing that?
With all natural breasts too. No e-girl has those any more, all silicone, plus they taste like Monster energy drink and Dorito Nacho Supreme. I'll go sit in the corner of shame now with the Dunce cone hat now for making such a bad joke.
the guy is honestly tragic. like, he can take a diss from Assmongold and still keeps his spirits high and even laughs about it. what a legend. too bad he won't be around for too much longer.
@@ThatDudeWeird bro is lying if he's been sticking with it or he's insulin resistant but im not a doctor or a dietition, i'm just making everything up to cause chaos and confusion, sugar is good we must all eat sugar sugar is how we live we will all live long lives on sugar sugar is great we all love sugar yes? yes we all love sugar must have more sugar, have a nice refreshing Coca Cola® America's #1 soft beverage!
Everyone is always on about 'understanding' - what gives you such arrogance as to think just because you can't understand, that somehow implies, something. It's not that interesting that YOU can't understand something lol I don't understand the exact physical mechanism of how the world spins, but I do accept it and definitely don't negatively judge it simply because it is outside the realm of my own personal understanding. You fkn 120IQers exhaust me.
it's that they don't see any rhyme or reason to change. they don't know where to start, they probably feel overwhelmed, and a lot of other things that could go on aside from it like family drama, addiction maybe to food and drugs, maybe abuse in the past or present. a lot of it is genetic, a lot of it is also choice.
@@benagar8566 He could just be laughing at the absurdity of someone accusing him of crapping himself, which is what I think is the rational assumption based on the information in this video.
Good on him for taking it on the chin and laughing it off I was afraid it was gonna be a wingsofredemption scenario where he screams at his viewers afterwards 😂
Fr, either they should be forced into athletic/outdoor groups that would turn them into strong healthy men, or they would he better off dead. But that would be stupid in our society, since McDonald's is definitely making a fat stack from this dude, so killing him would make a loss in profit. What can you do? What can we do?
imagine a movie where the real world of warcraft are in need of a hero A sorceror there (forgive me if they aren't in warcraft) has a vision - he sees our world - where a version of their reality is played by humans... he then uses his magic to summon the greatest player earth has and this warrior appears before him... this warrior is just sitting there before him in a gaming chair - shocked and stunned - shitting himself literally
i honestly feel sorry for this guy. if i was in his position, i would have 0 motivation to change something about myself, because it would be way too much work.
@@user-ue6iv2rd1n easy to say, hard to do when you've been consuming such large amounts of calories for years, every day. this guy would feel like dying of starvation if he was to start a diet. a person in this position should have a really strong will to make a change, and I don't see that in this man.
Plump is honestly the most down to earth streamer on Twitch, guy is actually a hidden gem. I have no idea how he isn't a 5k Andy, he deserves more than most other top streamers.
He unclogged his bowels directly into this pants. But there's one thing he hasn't unclogged yet. Those arteries full of butter, sugar and overwhelming amounts of fat, that's right.
Driven to Suicide: It is revealed that in 3rd grade, Cartman lead a bullying campaign against a kid names Corey Duran after Corey accidentally defecated himself. He committed suicide as a result. He almost does the same to Jenny Simons from "The List", but Jenny barely survives the fall.
Shows a living embodiment of Jabba The Hutt and of course it's a WoW player....who then poos himself without a care. That's the MMORPG cultists in a nutshell.
People need to stop feeling bad for him, he knows he's fat, he's just living his life the way he wants to and wants to have fun, just because you wouldn't live like that, doesnt mean he can't. We all get to choose what to do with our life
That guy was fighting two battles at once and lost both
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol
Jack of all trades, master of none
Man I'm ded
A wise man once said: "You can either have one thing or the other. If you become too greedy and want both, you'll get neither and loose everything."
The wise man was the man-boy in my mirror. I came up with this during a game session, where i realised it's best not to chase highscores, when a single mistake can break the multiplier and put all points back to 0. Forza Horzion skill chain reference.
This dude's heart is doing overtime everytime he laughs.
He’s got an infectious laugh though
@@SobrietyandSolace ya, he got the Hollywood laugh lol
@@SobrietyandSolaceHe died doing what he did best
@@SobrietyandSolace not for long
I saw that in the chat lol
He’s in too good of shape to be a wow streamer.
Savage
Yeah, pear shaped
Wow players like to shit themselves?
😭😭😭😭
Oh ..that's .. that's mean 😂
He seems like a fun, chill dude that can take a joke. Hope he gets in better shape for his own wellbeing.
He's exactly like a big bang theory character. Nerd, funny looking, funny voice, funny mood.
@@christopherstein2024for me its more cringe, cuz he knows its fcking weird and he just goes along with the stereo else he would collapse. You cant run away from yourself when you sleepin at night.
He seems like a fun, chill dude, the opposite of a WOW player
@@nachgemacht_975bro what? he’s just fat. If the dude actually shit himself, at least he’s honest 😂 he is the embodiment of ‘shit happens.’ And to top it off, he don’t care about what others think.
@@nachgemacht_975What are you saying? That sentence is confusing.
This man is the exact image everyone imagines when they think of a typical WoW player.
Lol, most of them are actually pretty normal people. This guy definitely looks like a top-ranked WoW player, though.
im pretty sure the south park wow stuff was based on this guy
@@BigSnakey nope
@@kevo300 From my experience, the biggest weirdos are the LoL/Genshin/anime nerds. But, okay.
Exactly lol
Dude is cosplaying south park, let him cook
hell yea brotha we gotchu
South Park is cosplaying HIM.
Oh, he's cooking alright
When you shit yourself you’ve been cooking too much
Dude it was in my mind the southpark scene when i watch this hahaha xd
I feel like the amount of physical exercise both of these guys have is very similar, but lucky enough Asmon never eats food
one eats steak the other eats mcdonalds insta 2k calories then 150 per can of coke then add years boom we here.
Yes, both are unhealthy. But people for some reason think skinny = healthy. lol
@@theobell2002 i'd take skinny over obessity every single fucking time.
Skinny is definetly A LOT healthier than obesse.
@@theobell2002 it's probably safe to say any skinny person except for very underweight people, which is the worst, is healthier in many ways
@@xazarl3381 what are you talking about, Asmon has McDonald's.
Sometimes.
One day out of the year. One day is Wendy's, one is probably something else, the other 362/363 are steak.
"He shit himself"
*"It was a lot more than that, buddy"*
I wanna buy this man a beer.
Buy him a gym membership instead
@@thomvandenhil4717😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🌩
@@thomvandenhil4717
@@thomvandenhil4717maybe give him something he'd actually use.
Buy him a personal trainer instead.
The art imitates reality
The shart shimitates shreality?
Definitely "The Average Asmongold Enjoyer"
Hard to believe shitting yourself was just a skit on South Park years ago. I have clearly miscalculated god gamers.
“Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.” - Oscar Wilde.
and vice versa
I love that he's having a good ol time reacting to the reaction of the clip.
he just vibin
he looks super insecure
grown man shits himself on camera. this must be the low point of humanity
With a body like that impossible not to be
@@ryanpratley3412 Insecure about your own body are we?
He combined the villain in the episode and cartmen in the same fight scene. Dude dies and is like wtf as well as shitting himself. Truly a man of his craft
Most based individual
truly a man of his warcraft
"You cant just give up on the world! Of warcraft!"
I'm pretty sure south park actually got that from this dude hahaha
What
I like it how he legit does NOT give a fuck.
why give a f if you have not any expectation? they guy doesnt even have an expectation of living ten more year....and all that just cause he never had the joy of smelling some pu**y
sigmoid energy is high in this fella
Because he staged it
Well obviously that's why he's that ginormous
Well no, but it looks like he DOES give a shit.
He seems like a chill dude, I hope he begins to take his health seriously, body positivism does not prevent heart attacks
He'll be dead before 40. There's no going back after that much damage to his body
what does body positivism have to do with anything?
@@solcrac9445Why would you ask such a dumb question?
@@MB-ul5me Because he is probably obese and in denial about the health implications of obesity.
@@solcrac9445 commie detected
This is the image that pops into my head when I picture the average WoW player.
Good thing ur wrong all people from all over the world play world of Warcraft it's top mmo king .I can only imagine what u FF 14 dweebs look like lol
Especially when gaming ruins people.
Then you have that 0.001% of WoW players that are Henry Cavil or Josh Straff Hayes
@@diegoperafan2768 Who and who unibrow?
@@KJab21512 lool go touch some grass brother, you need it
This man proves that confidence is a mindset
nobody says it's not though
@@kianmarcial8884 People are typically waiting on something to change in their lives
He also proves that his chair can carry 160kg, every day.
@@BloodmoonPyke160? That’s it? Wow you’re generous in terms of lbs you’re looking at 490+
@@Ribcutconfidence might be a mindset but being morbidly obese causes heart attacks and death. I don’t think confidence is a cure for that tho
"MOMM. BATHROOOM."
First thing i was thinking, Cartman 🤣
MOM! MORE HOT POCKETS!
or burritos, once met someone like him, he'd have 3-4 on a plate at a time, with like 20 bags in a big freezer.
@@maclura it's a reference from south park
Thats Uber Cool!
@@planetofthewattsmadrid1490 oh thanks, ya would've never guessed as i haven't even seen it.
@@maclura you should look it up on youtube real quick, the resemblance is disturbing.
The way he takes it in stride and admits it and laughs about it with confidence... I actually kinda respect that.
It's not confidence, it's a complete disregard of everything that makes a person even somewhat respectable
@@Jay-og4ybget a load of this guy
i find it extremely disturbing, guys clearly fucked in the head
@@Jay-og4ybohhh we got a tough guy over here
@@whoisezekiel2099He's literally right. Do you think sh*tting yourself on live stream, for the whole world to see, is a respectable thing to do? Would you be okay with doing that?
Dude fights monsters in game and in real life also, what a champ.
Fights what, the big brown bear?
@@flyingfrog7847 Nah, he's fighting mother nature by holding back those big ass logs
Comments are not a disappointment
@@youtb210 BRO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@youtb210 This man cooked up a feast worthy of Ramsey
I was going to play WOW for the first time but this stopped me, this is worse than those cigarette warmings ads
Go play Guild wars 2 its much better anyways. Wow is dead in the old Zones completely Barren. Gw2 is buzzing with life.
@ugotdestroyed4227 No shit? I beta tested that, I'd really get back in to it if that's the case(:
@@ugotdestroyed4227 Playing any mmo is not really a good tip. All are incredible time sinks.
this is what most female player toons look like irl in moonguard
average elf or draenei player
Roflmfao.
My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.
Sounds like a win to me
"I mean, I heard from a friend anyway.."
this is what peak male performance looks like
Hey this is why they call it “e” sport!
You may not like it, but this is optimal.
and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
@@rick9705 wait, is that not Tyson Fury?
You misspelled whale I think.
First thing I thought was RIP to that South Park Cosplayer ❤
When the game becomes so immersive that even the WoW Streamer couldn't hold his excitement
poor bastard i really hope he gets the help he needs i feel sorry for him stay strong brother
No need to feel sorry for him. He's slowly dying.
@@TheREALHugo4 we all are, just so u know
@@TheREALHugo4so no one should be helped if we follow your logic
@@RogerioSilva-bq7he Except if they're REALLY in need to be helped. I'm not heartless you know?
lmao "poor bastard" is just a funny saying.
that dude is the living embodiment of Cartman in the WoW episode of South Park
Is this a joke..?
He is literally the guy who kept killing them
when fiction inspires reality.....Matt stone and Trey Parker are time travelers
Maybe he is the inspiration.
@@darkstar8196 that'd be the point of time traveling, duh
@@darkstar8196 You got the joke.
@@passiondpete1624 not if he's been like that since '06
@@passiondpete1624 no shit
Bro sounds like a demonic version of elmo when he laughs 💀💀💀
00:11 no its not "obviously" its "OBESEiously".
This dude is what I imagine Twitch viewers look like tbh
It's how most horde players look like
There is too much twitch viewers for all of them to look like this lol.
Oof we got the protection comment already YIKES
This doesnt make much sense tbh, maybe viewers that watch certain streams
@@brenetssss it’s just a joke bro
Most healthy WoW player.
Nah he is sick.
based soul pfp
@@hye181 thank you
@@TheREALHugo4 nah he cooking
clown emoji
I can't even imagine be in such health condition so I would be able shit myself all of sudden
This guy should inspire everyone to be better
If by better you mean reach level 60 in hardcore then yes
Inspire everyone to be in better shape?
He shat himself playing wow
@@feexy41 Yes
@@tdcsgo7646This is only like the 3rd time in 5 years of using this pfp that i actually see someone using it.
This is what that e-girl you're 'dating' on WoW looks like irl
With all natural breasts too. No e-girl has those any more, all silicone, plus they taste like Monster energy drink and Dorito Nacho Supreme. I'll go sit in the corner of shame now with the Dunce cone hat now for making such a bad joke.
@@andreapasqua8639 good for me i had only healthy pussys :D
I knew it! girl gamers don't exist :(
the guy is honestly tragic. like, he can take a diss from Assmongold and still keeps his spirits high and even laughs about it. what a legend. too bad he won't be around for too much longer.
Wheres he going?Other than to Mcdonalds.
How do you kill something which has no life?
@@Rylitos That's a little harsh he's just gotta change his diet and get some exercise
@@johnralphio7402 he is on a diet (I watch his stream)
@@ThatDudeWeird bro is lying if he's been sticking with it or he's insulin resistant but im not a doctor or a dietition, i'm just making everything up to cause chaos and confusion, sugar is good we must all eat sugar sugar is how we live we will all live long lives on sugar sugar is great we all love sugar yes? yes we all love sugar must have more sugar, have a nice refreshing Coca Cola® America's #1 soft beverage!
Looks like he hasn’t left that chair in 20 years.
he hasnt
I love how he seems so proud of himself for doing more than shitting his pants
more than dying
0:57 BiggerJigglierPanda
Realest real
You got my back Lobster?
@@DJR_1999mhmm
Lmfaoooo😂@@jacobmurphy7414
That comment is gold
I will never understand how you can see your own body like this and never thinking there's something deeply wrong with it.
They just don’t care
Everyone is always on about 'understanding' - what gives you such arrogance as to think just because you can't understand, that somehow implies, something. It's not that interesting that YOU can't understand something lol I don't understand the exact physical mechanism of how the world spins, but I do accept it and definitely don't negatively judge it simply because it is outside the realm of my own personal understanding.
You fkn 120IQers exhaust me.
it's that they don't see any rhyme or reason to change. they don't know where to start, they probably feel overwhelmed, and a lot of other things that could go on aside from it like family drama, addiction maybe to food and drugs, maybe abuse in the past or present. a lot of it is genetic, a lot of it is also choice.
Some people have bad genetics they csnt control and go bald and when you go bald no point of caring anymore
"its too late, i dont want to"
Even the south park guy isn't that fat
Damm bro 😅😅😅😅
The fact that at max 5 days later he reacted to Asmon reacting to it being even more honest than he should be, DSP needs to take notes.
the guy
Bro DSP has an ego of a country and acts line a child, he isnt taking notes
@@cristobalbarra583 DSP never took notes in his life.He's a wing-it type of guy.
The fact that he's wearing the exact same shirt 😭,makes me wonder if brodie takes baths
what are you talking. he watch his own clip not the reaction
An actor we haven't heard from in the past 15 years or so will play a movie role based on this WoW player's life, and it will win an Oscar.
The Manatee, coming March 2027.
I guess someone had to compete with Brendan Fraser eventually.
“I need to know that I have done one thing right with my life!”
*shits himself*
@@DJ-wl5qo 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"More than that happened!" 😖😭😭🥲
Oscar-winning performance.
that guy is literally the goblin king from the hobbit series
that'll do it.
have you considered that the goblin king from the habbit series is designed after people of his shape. not the other way around lmao.
He looks like Yagrum the last Dwemer.
He looks like the merchant from RE8
@@hollowpointgaming6097 Nah, the duke in re8 is way better.
"And, he's fighting this monster"
Is he still talking about the ingame situation or a different monster.
0:36 i love asmon's casual play by play commentary of the guy allegedly shitting himself. fuck this is too good
Not allegedly. Dude is laughing and proud of it.
@@benagar8566 He could just be laughing at the absurdity of someone accusing him of crapping himself, which is what I think is the rational assumption based on the information in this video.
@@rollcaskett1812 naa
Good on him for taking it on the chin and laughing it off I was afraid it was gonna be a wingsofredemption scenario where he screams at his viewers afterwards 😂
which chin, 3 or 5?
@@Opal-L Nah, that's a violation 💀
LOOK HERE!
@@ElselchoGaming LOOK, LISTEN!
@@Opal-L dude I stg as SOON as I saw “took it on the chin” I was like bro somebody’s gonna say which chin
“How do you kill that, which has no life?”
Fr, either they should be forced into athletic/outdoor groups that would turn them into strong healthy men, or they would he better off dead. But that would be stupid in our society, since McDonald's is definitely making a fat stack from this dude, so killing him would make a loss in profit. What can you do? What can we do?
Deny it hotpockets!
With the Sword of a Thousand Truths.
South Park reference
The anger came out down below.
imagine a movie where the real world of warcraft are in need of a hero
A sorceror there (forgive me if they aren't in warcraft) has a vision - he sees our world - where a version of their reality is played by humans... he then uses his magic to summon the greatest player earth has
and this warrior appears before him...
this warrior is just sitting there before him in a gaming chair - shocked and stunned - shitting himself literally
Making fun of himself was maybe the best way to deal with the situation 😂
it 100percent was
Who cares if he shit himself, we all know mom was back there as his full support
Mmmmoooommmm!!!!!
More Hottttpppoooccckkkkeeetttsssss!!!!!
💀💀💀
Time for a diaper change! 😜
“MOM MORE HOT POCKETS” “BATTROOM, BATTROOM” -Eric Fartman
Oh that's a big boy isn't he
No way! It's the guy from the south park episode!!
"Whoever he is, he is one tough badass." - Stan
Me in 2005 :
"I can't wait to have flying cars and holograms in 2023"
2023 :
"I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time
"Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation"
@@TheOmegaCloud Goin' down to South Park, gonna have my self a time.
@@vordt4139 ample parking day and night, people shouting "HOWDY NEIGHBOUR!"
@@planetofthewattsmadrid1490 headin' on up to south park, gonna see if I can't unwind
@@zoltar2077 Tmmmies tmmmies bmm fmm tmmmies, tmmmies tmmmies bmm fmm tmmmphys
i honestly feel sorry for this guy. if i was in his position, i would have 0 motivation to change something about myself, because it would be way too much work.
Eat less, easy. He would would lose weight so fast, not doing something isn't work.
@@user-ue6iv2rd1n easy to say, hard to do when you've been consuming such large amounts of calories for years, every day. this guy would feel like dying of starvation if he was to start a diet. a person in this position should have a really strong will to make a change, and I don't see that in this man.
@@user-ue6iv2rd1n real tho, he could literally not eat for a year and be fine
@@kilroy5680 you can't get all the necessary nutrients from your fat storages. You'd have horrible deficiencies
@@LuluTheCorgi you'd still survive
At least he's protecting his eyes from the blue light...
Not like Windows has a Nightmode 😂😂 goofy ass glasses honestly
It's scary how comfortable he looks with his pants full of sh*t.
He probably wears adult diapers because I doubt he can stand up by himself.
😂
The fact that he laughed and Asmongold is stoned in on his laughing suppression capabilities , this is a classic now.
He seems so nice and cool! Sad to see these guys go so quickly.
He is still alive lol...
Plot twist: I am him
@@1isbetter Not gonna reach his 50ies
@@1isbetter no for long tho eventually he implode just in matter of time and hopefully ppl can evacuate before it happens
Lmao
@@1isbetter not for long😂
Wow. So that entire episode of South Park is based on this guy. That is so wild.
Plump is honestly the most down to earth streamer on Twitch, guy is actually a hidden gem. I have no idea how he isn't a 5k Andy, he deserves more than most other top streamers.
Yeah it's a wonder how the shit guy isn't more successful
He just banned me from chat for saying 'this dude could be an entire bridge' as a joke
@@duck653 Try being funny next time lmao
@@garydsketchit was funny
Probably because he shat himself
"how do you kill that which has no life?"
this buddy's heart is overclocking
The longevity of this player is in serious territory ground
Wow, south park wasn't exaggerating.
Sadly, they haven't exaggerated in years.
This is what peak athleticism looks like
"He's the LeBron of WoW." Yeah, and another one just hit the net. 😂
He unclogged his bowels directly into this pants. But there's one thing he hasn't unclogged yet. Those arteries full of butter, sugar and overwhelming amounts of fat, that's right.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
It's the inside that counts. Oh wait, his insides are probably declining too.
WoW Streamer fights forbidden chocolate monster
Honestly man took it on the chin and didn't flinch, respect
Brother, South Park is getting realer and realer
The satisfied look on his face after the deed shows that it must have been a good one too.
I like how Asmongold is like a sports announcer
Living the dream. I waste so much time going downstairs to the bathroom multiple times a day. This guy doesn't even have to move. What a chad.
His list of dead characters under level 30 is impressive.
Love how the guy just goes for it, what an absolute lad.
The craziest part of this is the fact that I dont think make diapers his size.
Bro made that gaming episode of south park into life action
the cartman meme gone too real
I'm so grateful that I didn't end up like that guy, that's an infinite motivation to never get out of shape
Driven to Suicide: It is revealed that in 3rd grade, Cartman lead a bullying campaign against a kid names Corey Duran after Corey accidentally defecated himself. He committed suicide as a result. He almost does the same to Jenny Simons from "The List", but Jenny barely survives the fall.
"think about the narrative that creates" I'm literally dying 🤣🤣😭😭💀☠
the four 4th graders should unite again to fight this guy
This is your classic wow Andy
giving "You're gonna have to be quicker than that buddy" vibes
Caseoh's only challenger
Nah caseo bigger 😅😅😅
Caseoh is the worst
@@treattrick8991 bro thinks I give a fuck about his opinion
ITS LITERALLY THAT ONE SOUTH PARK SCENE
Bro did what he had to do, can't move without a pokeflute lol
best fucking comment right there
Bro put all his stats into charisma and luck 💀
He is the physical avatar of the concept of a wow player. Incredible!
Shows a living embodiment of Jabba The Hutt and of course it's a WoW player....who then poos himself without a care.
That's the MMORPG cultists in a nutshell.
This is literally the Cartman meme in real life.
People need to stop feeling bad for him, he knows he's fat, he's just living his life the way he wants to and wants to have fun, just because you wouldn't live like that, doesnt mean he can't. We all get to choose what to do with our life
Uh, no. There are objectively bad ways to live your life even if you yourself enjoy it.
This is the real life version of the boss guy from the South Park WoW episode
Someone who can laugh at themselves like that have my respect
I like to play videos like these on memorial and veterans days to remind myself what everyone fought and died for.
I have an odd sense of respect for the guy because of his reaction to the reaction 😂😂
he is like pulled straight from that south park episode
Bro the positivity this man has to literally laugh at him self shiting his pants that shows how positive he is dawg
It just shows you what his personal standards for himself are and what he deems is acceptable.
he is the epitome of a WoW player, exactly like how i picture every single one of them
What about the super scrawny elite teams of 12 year old Asian boys?
Most of them look like Asmongold