Diagnosing Fake Illnesses w/ Lunch Club

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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @ryanmonier3890
    @ryanmonier3890 4 года назад +12790

    Problem: “I’m afraid of morons” Real Problem: Dyslexic

    • @scratch9349
      @scratch9349 4 года назад +35

      Morons?

    • @seanc.2439
      @seanc.2439 4 года назад +145

      CAPmania64 watch the video

    • @edwardshapland4980
      @edwardshapland4980 4 года назад +305

      I have Dyslexia and I also read morons so I think ur onto something

    • @pyxidus_
      @pyxidus_ 4 года назад +48

      Um I think you meant to say Dyslexic*

    • @krispo7256
      @krispo7256 4 года назад +83

      *DiceLexic

  • @alirose2358
    @alirose2358 4 года назад +3165

    Therapist: "Charlie with no glasses isn't real."
    Charlie with no glasses:

    • @monkey-wp2ij
      @monkey-wp2ij 4 года назад +122

      Yooo Charlie with no brim

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 4 года назад +42

      @@monkey-wp2ij Glasses with no slime

    • @varunrajesh1028
      @varunrajesh1028 4 года назад +13

      monke y Yoo brim with no Charlie!

    • @cavaradossi3
      @cavaradossi3 4 года назад +3

      ew schlatt pfp

    • @birb3108
      @birb3108 4 года назад +4

      RestlessRiot no slime no glasses

  • @boberto331
    @boberto331 4 года назад +7390

    “What was your name again?”
    “Schlatt”
    “Ok, Schlagg”

    • @tylervonroth7
      @tylervonroth7 4 года назад +129

      i was fucking dead

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 4 года назад +110

      @@tylervonroth7 Dead is under age, im caliing the fbi

    • @notwhouthinkiam8646
      @notwhouthinkiam8646 4 года назад +21

      It would’ve been funnier if he said “ok, slag”

    • @llspidel
      @llspidel 4 года назад +20

      @@tylervonroth7 "I'm dead, you're dead, WE'RE ALL DEAD!"

    • @alistairs3934
      @alistairs3934 4 года назад +1

      That’s a reference to Voice Over Pete calling it a “shlagg coin”

  • @moogle7445
    @moogle7445 3 года назад +2748

    i can't believe jambo calls jschlatt ugly.

  • @roan3622
    @roan3622 4 года назад +3663

    “What do you see here?”
    “Nothing.”
    _”It’s worse than I thought.”_

    • @roan3622
      @roan3622 4 года назад +8

      LincolnsStuff 17:05

    • @endermoosh
      @endermoosh 4 года назад +3

      Best line in the video

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +6978

    "I can't think about it because I'd have to reflect on it."
    that's one of the best puns I've heard from him

    • @amiri3276
      @amiri3276 4 года назад +250

      You can even see the second he thinks of it

    • @lynneaeskedal3546
      @lynneaeskedal3546 4 года назад +78

      It was so under appreciated 😭😭

    • @Higgy8
      @Higgy8 4 года назад +33

      Hard to top

    • @jakeer1554
      @jakeer1554 4 года назад +61

      “I think we’re killing it!, I’m trying to cope” that was also really good

    • @chainmengaming
      @chainmengaming 4 года назад +9

      Ted: I think the best solution is to just completely ignore it.

  • @xcelerator9279
    @xcelerator9279 4 года назад +2875

    Carson: * Doing Doctor things*
    Charlie: *“I’m gay and dead”*

  • @Abisnail2147
    @Abisnail2147 2 года назад +1090

    Schlatt without his muttonchops is literally terrifying. He looks so incredibly young it scares me lol

    • @thewolfPrince
      @thewolfPrince 2 года назад +59

      He's baby

    • @isaacdanoob2434
      @isaacdanoob2434 2 года назад +73

      the accident really did a number on him

    • @kandyburra
      @kandyburra Год назад +67

      He looked like a lacrosse twink but now he's a hardened sea captain that lost 60% of his crew to scurvy

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 8 месяцев назад +3

      He looked like his name is Brad

    • @kitty-gf2wd
      @kitty-gf2wd 3 месяца назад +3

      I was shocked when I first found out his age, the facial hair makes him look much older.

  • @mattp5262
    @mattp5262 4 года назад +10586

    I thought for a second that everyone in lunch club was Mormon

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 года назад +918

      Matt P i thought he was going for a joke by just calling everyone a mormon but then he’s just like “oh i read that wrong” which was probably funnier

    • @yuh7139
      @yuh7139 4 года назад +334

      It was so fucking ironic holy shit

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind 4 года назад +22

      @@DrX-dh6th Found you

    • @jaredtai663
      @jaredtai663 4 года назад +14

      The lord is here to save them

    • @thefrumpydumpling3887
      @thefrumpydumpling3887 4 года назад +67

      Gonna be honest I thought it said moron too so I didn't see a problem lmao

  • @vanexai
    @vanexai 4 года назад +7645

    The fact that Schlatt naturally behaves like a 50s movie italian mafioso all the time terrifies me

  • @shadow_soul4774
    @shadow_soul4774 4 года назад +5583

    schlatt's unbelievably good acting is honestly terrifying

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +7748

    This is hilarious but I’m sad that we’ll probably never get content like this again

    • @Aurraislame
      @Aurraislame 3 года назад +58

      Yes

    • @epic.6608
      @epic.6608 3 года назад +144

      It hurts.

    • @BlueBeastZ
      @BlueBeastZ 3 года назад +124

      I wish they would do more but i get why they can’t

    • @jo6758
      @jo6758 3 года назад +19

      @@BlueBeastZ Why cant they?

    • @BlueBeastZ
      @BlueBeastZ 3 года назад +160

      @@jo6758 What Carson did caused him to lose most if not all his friends.

  • @comical_sans
    @comical_sans 4 года назад +3595

    This has the same energy of a Highschool presentation that you do with your friends, with everyone trying their hardest not to laugh while acting the skit.

    • @wobber.
      @wobber. 4 года назад +10

      Comical _Sans I want to do this.

    • @meanmrmusician9469
      @meanmrmusician9469 4 года назад +43

      While the teacher commends the other students for being smart, their comment about these guys is "always puts smiles on their classmates' faces" or "always makes class interesting".

    • @beezaweeza4125
      @beezaweeza4125 4 года назад +5

      21:00

    • @tackywhale5664
      @tackywhale5664 4 года назад +1

      I seriously wish that could be the same case in college.

  • @tboy57
    @tboy57 4 года назад +2939

    I just love:
    “Ok where did it go?”
    And in just the most worried voice Cooper goes
    “Bring it back...”

    • @hxnnybeexp
      @hxnnybeexp 4 года назад +87

      Tboy57 Gaming I also like that part where Charlie says there’s a rabbit in the hat and cooper says there isn’t one. He broke character and Charlie’s just like 0o0

    • @hxnnybeexp
      @hxnnybeexp 4 года назад +8

      Camille 17:02

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 4 года назад +3

      Camille bruh that’s the wrong time stamp 🤦‍♂️
      Unless u thought replying to other dude should be done without specifying

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 4 года назад +9

      Camille 16:46

    • @elliQaz
      @elliQaz 4 года назад +14

      When he says god hit him I literally cried😂

  • @veerleloerakker610
    @veerleloerakker610 4 года назад +2790

    Ted calling schlatt an enigma is proof that no one knows schlatt but schlatt

    • @Skylar803
      @Skylar803 4 года назад +103

      I don't think even he knows at this point

    • @gabrielkellar1935
      @gabrielkellar1935 4 года назад +38

      Who says he knows himself?

    • @WORLD_STXR
      @WORLD_STXR 4 года назад +7

      Schlatt dosent even know himself

    • @bbb-dk7pz
      @bbb-dk7pz 4 года назад +2

      schlatt is monkey

    • @averagekhfan3693
      @averagekhfan3693 4 года назад +4

      Schlatt probably doesn't remember anything before A Tribute To Minecraft so he's as much of an enigma to himself as he is to us.

  • @soysaucesquared906
    @soysaucesquared906 3 года назад +796

    i just now realized that schlatt was talking about a fucking tamagotchi bullying him

  • @blank8058
    @blank8058 4 года назад +8702

    Schlatt’s acting is unbelievable. He read the trigger word “vlogger” and a switch flicked in his mind.

  • @isalamp6118
    @isalamp6118 4 года назад +3456

    whenever carson interacts with schlatt he just turning into laughing mush. every word out of schlatt's mouth is a joke to carson

    • @thursday_witness
      @thursday_witness 4 года назад +284

      Every word out of schlatt's mouth is SPANISH to carson*

    • @vincenoname
      @vincenoname 4 года назад +61

      every word out of schlatt’s mouth is a joke*

    • @mintchip228
      @mintchip228 4 года назад +48

      im gonna piss on my cat*

    • @Hajcik
      @Hajcik 4 года назад +4

      That's what I thought as well, they have an amazing synergy XD

    • @AccurateEnd143
      @AccurateEnd143 4 года назад +3

      Didn't expect less, after all he won the comediant award

  • @andywaller7575
    @andywaller7575 4 года назад +5953

    Ted and Schlatt having a conversation radiates the most menacing and confusing energy imaginable.

    • @Zlinky.4220
      @Zlinky.4220 4 года назад +296

      They’re equal in power but opposite in personality and if they ever fought the world would explode from the sheer power.

    • @andywaller7575
      @andywaller7575 4 года назад +58

      Eye Phone it would be like pheb and big lion but if pheb was equal in power to big lion

    • @petahgriff7196
      @petahgriff7196 4 года назад +48

      One is scary in Minecraft
      One is scary in general

    • @jacksonwheeler8030
      @jacksonwheeler8030 4 года назад +37

      Immovable object vs unstoppable force

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 4 года назад +1

      @@Zlinky.4220 that was what really hit cooper

  • @abbyriddell42
    @abbyriddell42 3 года назад +817

    Everyone's talking about Schlatt but I think the real star of the show is Charlie. His reaction when Carson growled at him and when Traves screams kill me everytime.

  • @Madly_Zen
    @Madly_Zen 4 года назад +5948

    I feel like Charlie’s default personality is a 90s funnily bad PSA, And schlatts default personality is that of a mobster from the 30s.

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 4 года назад +220

      ngl charlie when he was traumatizing mason sounded like a rick and morty character

    • @theredvelveteer4721
      @theredvelveteer4721 4 года назад +119

      @@User-1939t9 charlie mid-joke always ends up sounding like a rick and morty character

    • @vrtxdiamond3642
      @vrtxdiamond3642 4 года назад +41

      Traves is a sarcastic cocky 5 year old

    • @arnoldinho.mp4
      @arnoldinho.mp4 4 года назад +9

      wait what it's not 2030 yet??

    • @psychic3527
      @psychic3527 4 года назад +18

      They don’t call me magic fingers for nothin’

  • @abnormallylargerat3819
    @abnormallylargerat3819 4 года назад +4878

    I will forever cherish the moment when Charlie put Schlatt in a chokehold while pretending to be a psychologist on a fake tv show that was posted to RUclips

    • @goatherder6166
      @goatherder6166 4 года назад +236

      The best part of it all was schlatt just frantically saying “he’s baby”

    • @lukewarm8944
      @lukewarm8944 4 года назад +26

      Well when u put it that way...

    • @hoodyFPS
      @hoodyFPS 2 года назад +4

      do you still cherish it?

    • @reekill_playlists
      @reekill_playlists Год назад

      This comment caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard I choked. Extremely underrated

  • @Octobunnsbiggestfan
    @Octobunnsbiggestfan 4 года назад +6092

    why does schlatt always look like hes either killed someone or is constantly on edge

  • @kingrec3036
    @kingrec3036 3 года назад +591

    Charlie’s “I would have to reflect on it” joke was severely underrated

    • @sqkoi
      @sqkoi Год назад +4

      fr i was dying when he said that. hes a comedic god

    • @beginthewar9681
      @beginthewar9681 8 месяцев назад

      He's comedy Jesus

  • @veerleloerakker610
    @veerleloerakker610 4 года назад +2286

    I’m slightly disappointed that Charlie didn’t get a card that said “I’m baby”

  • @rileypegher151
    @rileypegher151 4 года назад +2558

    15:45 Schlatt yelling “HES BABY” K I L L E D ME

    • @Birdfucker83
      @Birdfucker83 4 года назад +112

      I have never lauged so hard at that part until you pinted out he said that lol

    • @shuyotirah9132
      @shuyotirah9132 4 года назад +40

      Its so accurate its honestly scary

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 4 года назад +30

      Just like he killed the baby

    • @plum.phobia
      @plum.phobia 4 года назад +10

      oh my god i didn’t even notice that

    • @mikebeaupre8306
      @mikebeaupre8306 4 года назад +8

      Dude I heard that and also d I e d

  • @marshy3368
    @marshy3368 4 года назад +13649

    Traves' misreading was funnier than the actual card itself.

    • @itsreefy7102
      @itsreefy7102 4 года назад +434

      i thought he was right i read the card the same

    • @sharkieboy7129
      @sharkieboy7129 4 года назад +742

      I just thought that he was calling Carson a morman

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 4 года назад +569

      I was just thinking: "woah didnt know Carson was a mormon"

    • @ismaellopez-qe3bo
      @ismaellopez-qe3bo 4 года назад +329

      I was astounded that the house was filled with mormons that there are so many i was like how they get mormon everybody funny

    • @Joescotterpuss
      @Joescotterpuss 4 года назад +24

      Classic Traves!

  • @timothymcqueen3408
    @timothymcqueen3408 3 года назад +490

    Schlatt is a completely different entity without his facial hair.

    • @KennaTheCutie
      @KennaTheCutie 3 года назад +17

      I didn't even recognize him at first

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 2 года назад +17

      @@KennaTheCutie tell me you found schlatt through dsmp without telling me you found schlatt through dsmp

    • @ZainIsInPain
      @ZainIsInPain 2 года назад +25

      @@livispuzzled Every old schlatt viewer knows he used to be logan from big time rush, this is how you spot 'em

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 2 года назад +6

      @@ZainIsInPain exactly

  • @mrmartianman793
    @mrmartianman793 4 года назад +6900

    Of course Shlatt gets the card where he’s in love with a big hot man

  • @knightlaw8578
    @knightlaw8578 4 года назад +3710

    Schlatt: *Breathes*
    Carson: "I diagnose you with Funny"

    • @snowman9786
      @snowman9786 4 года назад +83

      He was nervous because he just found out schlagg is in love with him

    • @thomaseric5737
      @thomaseric5737 4 года назад +17

      remember when youtube comments weren't filled with low-effort memes?

    • @bruv3650
      @bruv3650 4 года назад +30

      @@thomaseric5737 no

    • @gunweizard6125
      @gunweizard6125 4 года назад +6

      Thomas Formiga no

    • @caitlinistired1050
      @caitlinistired1050 4 года назад +7

      @@thomaseric5737 no

  • @hollymaha4937
    @hollymaha4937 4 года назад +6232

    charlie and schlatt are literally opposite ends of the humour spectrum and for some reason that makes them unbelievably funny together and i cant explain it

    • @maartken5173
      @maartken5173 4 года назад +657

      Charlie is chaotic good and Schlatt is lawful evil.

    • @MysteryTuesday
      @MysteryTuesday 4 года назад +94

      The funniest duo of the video for sure!

    • @roflguy114
      @roflguy114 4 года назад +43

      Opposites attract.

    • @maartken5173
      @maartken5173 4 года назад +113

      @Clara Li exactly what I was going to say. I think the best example was the "one person dies, everyone dies" Minecraft stream.

    • @polytheengineer4693
      @polytheengineer4693 4 года назад +5

      E-girl

  • @Alliewolf-nk1wi
    @Alliewolf-nk1wi 3 года назад +331

    6:49 Schlatt predicted the future. He is now being bullied by his cat.

  • @nicolasgatica8053
    @nicolasgatica8053 4 года назад +2661

    Ted: “so what’s going on Noah?”
    Noah: *starts speaking in Australian accent*
    Ted: “uh oh”

    • @uninvitedguest471
      @uninvitedguest471 4 года назад +29

      I broke down laughing

    • @gingooreal
      @gingooreal 4 года назад +6

      UH OH BIG LAUGH ruclips.net/video/45Fnj0POs-I/видео.html

    • @ci.thunder
      @ci.thunder 4 года назад +4

      @@gingooreal dont... Just don't.

    • @colmbuggy1753
      @colmbuggy1753 4 года назад +13

      Teds accent was actually pretty good

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer 4 года назад +3

      I think you mean “Australian”, not Australian

  • @user-mq7ud3mw5p
    @user-mq7ud3mw5p 4 года назад +4413

    “What do you see”
    “Nothing”
    “This is worse than I thought”
    I love charlie and cooper

    • @sevenchickens7273
      @sevenchickens7273 4 года назад +46

      Their friendship is underrated

    • @silas4687
      @silas4687 4 года назад +14

      I like charlie a bit more tbh

    • @namehere580
      @namehere580 4 года назад +3

      This made me laugh way too fucking hard

    • @nrjetix108
      @nrjetix108 4 года назад +8

      Charlie and Travis were funny af too. Their sense of humour fits really well together

    • @sandakinskywalker5342
      @sandakinskywalker5342 3 года назад

      Obi Wan my master!

  • @yourtoes2879
    @yourtoes2879 4 года назад +3874

    travis reading the card wrong is just a travis energy moment

    • @hippo6billion811
      @hippo6billion811 4 года назад +9

      Shut the fuck up

    • @JoeyLovesTrains
      @JoeyLovesTrains 4 года назад +100

      Shut up, you mormon

    • @b3nn536
      @b3nn536 4 года назад +9

      @Baked Beans yeah-

    • @rlakey
      @rlakey 4 года назад +18

      Baked Beans they make me sad :( they’re mean

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 года назад +10

      He literally forgot his own age so it is very traves

  • @wetpigeon
    @wetpigeon 3 года назад +165

    20:17 the absolute joy in Charlie’s voice when he figures out Mason is afraid of him makes me truly fear him. He is chaos given physical form.

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 8 месяцев назад +2

      *_Y O U R E N E V E R G O N N A B E R I G H T_*
      *_Y O U R E A L W A Y S G O N N A B E W R O N G_*

  • @onikami639
    @onikami639 4 года назад +5101

    13:05 i like how he pointed upward to satan because he's australian

    • @juliancrissman2420
      @juliancrissman2420 4 года назад +156

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @nccn4021
      @nccn4021 4 года назад +23

      @@juliancrissman2420 Why? Because he pointed out a joke?

    • @andrewcorley8917
      @andrewcorley8917 4 года назад +137

      @@nccn4021 yes lol

    • @jakk1hundo553
      @jakk1hundo553 4 года назад +174

      @@nccn4021 Call me stupid all you want, but I'd never noticed this joke before
      Partially because I'm australian and both of their accents are god-awful so I usually skip this section of the video, but still, it was subtle but clever and someone pointed it out, get a life jag lol

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 года назад +31

      Holy fuck I did not get that.

  • @morganrodgers8768
    @morganrodgers8768 4 года назад +1889

    charlie: “what was that?? who hit you??”
    cooper: “god.”

  • @cannonballjenkins2757
    @cannonballjenkins2757 4 года назад +2961

    The first with Slime and Carson just makes me laugh
    Slime: "We're dead"
    Carson: "Oh no"
    Slime: "We're dead"
    Carson: "That's not good"
    Slime: "That's not good"

  • @hamzahhamad1058
    @hamzahhamad1058 3 года назад +118

    The fact that whenever Charlie was a patient, he always ended up embracing his problems. First, he just accepted that everyone was dead. Then, he just took off his glasses to never see reflections. And then, he ended up switching with Travis and became the doctor.

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 года назад +2589

    Schlagg was found dead the next day, all that was found in his home was blood and writings all over the wall saying: “should’ve listened.” The writings looked like scratches from a cat’s claws.

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 года назад +62

      What the fuck that’s an actual horror movie right there

    • @sock_puppets
      @sock_puppets 4 года назад +39

      This makes it so much creepier when I read it while your profile picture is in the corner of my eye

    • @konpeitojellie
      @konpeitojellie 4 года назад +4

      @@sock_puppets a penguin?

    • @themammoth9051
      @themammoth9051 4 года назад +17

      @@konpeitojellie A duck, actually. A fascist duck, but a duck nonetheless.

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 3 года назад +11

      The wall says “stitches get stitches bitch”

  • @idrive444
    @idrive444 4 года назад +2528

    10:52 I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE BEST CUT EVER MADE. WE DONT EVEN KNOW IF CHARLIE FELL DOWN. HE MIGHT HAVE JUST TELEPORTED.

    • @getnaenaed4222
      @getnaenaed4222 4 года назад +186

      He teleported to the therapy session with Traves and fell there.

    • @glitch_party
      @glitch_party 4 года назад +125

      Oh, but I raise you. 15:55

    • @tweed3910
      @tweed3910 4 года назад +5

      Neon_Egg incase you guys didnt know hes actually not God

    • @idrive444
      @idrive444 4 года назад +13

      Neon_Egg in case you guys didnt know, that guys actually not patrick.

    • @tweed3910
      @tweed3910 4 года назад +3

      Neon_Egg oh damn

  • @personpacman7439
    @personpacman7439 4 года назад +1987

    Charlie: "I'm gonna die"
    Carson: "Why"
    Charlie "We're all gonna die"
    Carson " *oh no* "
    Carson should just flat out replace DR Phil

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 4 года назад +30

      He's saying more meaningful things in 1-3 words than Dr.Phil could say in a whole paragraph.

    • @lucas____________
      @lucas____________ 4 года назад +4

      oo a butterfly

  • @Nottheflyer
    @Nottheflyer 3 года назад +312

    This should literaly be a game on jackbox.

  • @WhoTookSpecimen
    @WhoTookSpecimen 4 года назад +1556

    Carson: Hey.
    Schlatt: Hey.
    Carson: My folder's upside down.
    Schlatt: -My life's upside down.-

    • @oneeyed4280
      @oneeyed4280 4 года назад +38

      For a moment I thought schlatt said wife..

    • @FrumpDump
      @FrumpDump 4 года назад +1

      @@oneeyed4280 My wife's upside down

    • @thenoahfactor6433
      @thenoahfactor6433 4 года назад

      Haha! I also watched the video

    • @WhoTookSpecimen
      @WhoTookSpecimen 4 года назад +1

      @@FrumpDump The Cooking Mama Babysitting Wii video was just foreshadowing this.

  • @lol-xk2ng
    @lol-xk2ng 4 года назад +1434

    Mason: Scared
    Charlie:
    "L E T M E T A K E Y O U R H E A R T"

    • @100dead
      @100dead 4 года назад +11

      he says it so vaguely and subtly too
      "let me take your heart or whatever"
      i would gladly do so

  • @roadbumped
    @roadbumped 4 года назад +5858

    schlatt screaming 'HES BABY' while charlie just attempts to put him in a headlock is just so feels so normal
    its so weird

    • @countingwithjerold
      @countingwithjerold 3 года назад +106

      I mean when it becomes part of your daily routine it becomes part of second nature

    • @truthbetold75
      @truthbetold75 3 года назад +59

      15:43

  • @usg_ishimura7779
    @usg_ishimura7779 3 года назад +98

    Did anyone notice how when Ted was speaking in a Australian accent he pointed to the sky and said satan as if heaven is below him because Australia’s upside down

    • @bigman7288
      @bigman7288 2 года назад

      No, it's because Australia is lower than hell

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 4 года назад +1654

    "My folder's upside down."
    "My life's upside down."
    Is such a good line.

    • @pompador6486
      @pompador6486 4 года назад +8

      I wished someone said the hat was upside down

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 4 года назад +12

      Wait I thought he said "my wife is upside down"

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад +3

      2:35

    • @xan9224
      @xan9224 4 года назад +1

      @@underscoredfrisk thank you

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 4 года назад

      @@xan9224 No problem good sir

  • @abc-qh5fc
    @abc-qh5fc 4 года назад +1891

    i keep forgetting that they're actually really good actors and of course they have to be as entertainers but actually watching them having to suddenly take on a character is fascinating

    • @nyahnyahson523
      @nyahnyahson523 4 года назад +76

      I mean, I think it's easy to forget considering ~~how many RUclipsrs can't act for the life of them~~

    • @haandle27
      @haandle27 4 года назад +3

      feel the same way

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 года назад +2

      I love the improv it’s hilarious

  • @sleepypie3179
    @sleepypie3179 4 года назад +1927

    “What is this?”
    “That’s Cuba”
    A visible frown spreads across Schlatt’s face

    • @TheNerdman01
      @TheNerdman01 4 года назад +55

      When you see a country that isn't capitalist >:(

    • @JustUncomon
      @JustUncomon 4 года назад +27

      When you see a country that isn’t communist >:(

    • @wraith3289
      @wraith3289 4 года назад +38

      When you see a country >:(

    • @JustUncomon
      @JustUncomon 4 года назад +38

      When you see >:(

    • @user-fk1ew3kg8r
      @user-fk1ew3kg8r 4 года назад +34

      When you >:(

  • @cadehol
    @cadehol 3 года назад +112

    To this day, I still wonder what picture Schlatt showed to Ted when he said he had a picture of his talking cat on his pink camera...

  • @frailty7280
    @frailty7280 4 года назад +1453

    charlie without glasses is so strange, its like his head was built for eyewear.

  • @rat9871
    @rat9871 4 года назад +14817

    I love how being in love with CallMeCarson is a mental illness

    • @gabrielito0278
      @gabrielito0278 4 года назад +1322

      symptoms include feeling "lost and confused"

    • @rat9871
      @rat9871 4 года назад +295

      flavortown baby oh no-

    • @primitivechef8009
      @primitivechef8009 4 года назад +184

      flavortown baby UH OH

    • @pizzatime8917
      @pizzatime8917 4 года назад +378

      It feels like being a passenger...in my own body...

    • @oskazar
      @oskazar 4 года назад +126

      Mia Malkova literally asked him out on a date

  • @giantsbane2475
    @giantsbane2475 4 года назад +945

    "I'm in love with CallmeCarson."
    "I'm not qualified for this."

  • @hk-4799
    @hk-4799 3 года назад +152

    this is like scrolling through pictures of your ex girlfriend/boyfriend

    • @beeeaba6440
      @beeeaba6440 3 года назад +3

      Damn so tru

    • @cr0wtherr
      @cr0wtherr 3 года назад +3

      @Roktrum why does that trigger you so much 🤨

    • @chou9303
      @chou9303 3 года назад

      @sneed ur mom part 2

  • @sprinkles9000
    @sprinkles9000 4 года назад +1425

    I like how this looks like a nice modern room and then there's just a diamond sword

    • @unusedaccount9077
      @unusedaccount9077 4 года назад +42

      Sprinkles The Unicorn are you implying that the diamond sword isn’t formal

    • @ilovebigtimerush
      @ilovebigtimerush 4 года назад +18

      The diamond sword is modern

    • @bagelgod946
      @bagelgod946 4 года назад +6

      The diamond sword is the best part

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 4 года назад +4

      Sprinkles The Unicorn
      It’s called *decor* look it up

    • @aidanlowrance1528
      @aidanlowrance1528 4 года назад +4

      Sprinkles The Unicorn so it’s still just a modern room?

  • @ParaChuGaming
    @ParaChuGaming 4 года назад +4306

    Travis: Calls everyone in the room morons
    Also Travis: Misreads Mormons as morons

    • @alyssasalazar7926
      @alyssasalazar7926 4 года назад +40

      Honestly I misread it too
      I was just laughing like crazy after I realized

    • @4rootpunch209
      @4rootpunch209 4 года назад +13

      Everyone in the room including himself 😂

    • @ethancate8462
      @ethancate8462 4 года назад +17

      I'm Mormon and it was hillarious

    • @erikchiang4875
      @erikchiang4875 4 года назад +16

      @@ethancate8462 Travis fears us bruh

    • @ParaChuGaming
      @ParaChuGaming 4 года назад +1

      Sub to me for more epic gamer jokes

  • @LumosVeil
    @LumosVeil 4 года назад +3092

    Is no one going to talk about how Charlie kept trying to get his patients to eat cotton balls?

    • @rushbiskit
      @rushbiskit 4 года назад +109

      can't blame him, they're delicious

    • @snobrderchick22
      @snobrderchick22 4 года назад +26

      Like buddie from elf

    • @unknowntear-
      @unknowntear- 4 года назад +18

      That's not normal?

    • @SBRNG_
      @SBRNG_ 4 года назад +61

      shit i thought they were marshmallows

    • @irushtheworld2639
      @irushtheworld2639 4 года назад +41

      THE WORST PART IS THAT HE ATE ONE AS WELL

  • @Spungs
    @Spungs 9 месяцев назад +37

    Even after 3 years, this still manages to be one of the funniest videos on RUclips.

  • @notyourbusiness3582
    @notyourbusiness3582 4 года назад +2000

    When Schlatt’s the doctor and he interviews Carson whilst wearing Carson’s glasses, the camera on Carson is blurred. I just thought that was the funniest shit ever.

    • @gingooreal
      @gingooreal 4 года назад +4

      Not your Business ruclips.net/video/45Fnj0POs-I/видео.html when the doctor

    • @ohno2387
      @ohno2387 4 года назад +3

      Not your Business dude I realised that and I laughed for like 2 minutes straight

    • @uwa11_so_temperate20
      @uwa11_so_temperate20 4 года назад +1

      Wait that was intentional???
      Brilliant!

    • @molly2854
      @molly2854 4 года назад

      gave u 1k hehe

    • @notyourbusiness3582
      @notyourbusiness3582 4 года назад +3

      Around 23:20 if y’all want it

  • @blank8058
    @blank8058 4 года назад +1149

    The fact that Travis acted the most human confuses me.

    • @sleepy_b0i
      @sleepy_b0i 4 года назад +19

      Almost ASMR Yeah, but, I also love how when he was the “Doctor” it just read “Doctor,” kinda like he produced this show himself, and the whole “right on da head” bit was hilarious.

    • @blank8058
      @blank8058 4 года назад +6

      peroh take it back 🔫🗡

    • @ScubaSteve27
      @ScubaSteve27 4 года назад +1

      Almost ASMR “me doctor. Come” yes very human indeed

    • @ScubaSteve27
      @ScubaSteve27 4 года назад

      peroh please despawn

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад

      @peroh *thicc

  • @mr.purple7166
    @mr.purple7166 4 года назад +3573

    Traves reading “Mormons” wrong was so dam funny

    • @CharlieOsoo
      @CharlieOsoo 4 года назад +19

      Dam? Like as in a beaver dam? I do agree it was so dam funny.
      Funneh!

    • @AndromedaMes22956
      @AndromedaMes22956 4 года назад +10

      Mr. Purple it made me laugh so hard I was crying 😂😂

    • @Goldrusher-ee3jo
      @Goldrusher-ee3jo 4 года назад +26

      Thats the hardest ive seen carson laugh since gta v

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 4 года назад +15

      I thought it was morons too lol

    • @luisfschissi
      @luisfschissi 4 года назад +3

      Mr. Purple I kinda expected that coming

  • @ebayez
    @ebayez 3 года назад +147

    Why is no one talking about how good Ted and Noah’s is

    • @MrFusion
      @MrFusion 3 года назад +13

      Ted and Noah are underrated

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 3 года назад +9

      One of my favorite segments in the whole video straight up

  • @i_dontexist4951
    @i_dontexist4951 4 года назад +4200

    “Diagnosing with fake illnesses”
    Charlie: “I’m gay”
    thanks

    • @justpeache.5274
      @justpeache.5274 4 года назад +76

      I_dont Exist you weren’t born? You were made?

    • @Grifgonavy
      @Grifgonavy 4 года назад +121

      Hey man, don’t make fun of people’s illnesses

    • @i_dontexist4951
      @i_dontexist4951 4 года назад +9

      Just Peach E. I’m confused on what this means

    • @justpeache.5274
      @justpeache.5274 4 года назад +36

      I_dont Exist your username is I_dont Exist. I was making a reference to the video based off of your username. It was shitty, I know

    • @coltmartin152
      @coltmartin152 4 года назад +38

      I think he's saying that cuz it's not an illness

  • @effietrinket5699
    @effietrinket5699 4 года назад +1381

    charlie: so what brings you here?
    carson: *growls*
    charlie: *pure unadulterated terror*

    • @irushtheworld2639
      @irushtheworld2639 4 года назад +26

      The fact that Charlie made a tweet about furrys makes it even better. It's like he had a flashback

    • @loganparsons3820
      @loganparsons3820 4 года назад +9

      Karolina S.
      OWO
      WE’RE HALFWAY THERE
      OWO
      NOTICES YOUR BULGE THERE

  • @fraglaj2845
    @fraglaj2845 4 года назад +1582

    schlatt legit looks like he's that one therapist with weird secret story

    • @lilysgrosss8742
      @lilysgrosss8742 4 года назад +28

      Fraglaj he’s just the weird person with a story in the room at every event or situation

    • @bigman5659
      @bigman5659 4 года назад +21

      His secret story is when he hung a baby with a wii remote

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 года назад +2

      @Juhcobess Then he diagnosed the baby’s parents with crippling depression

  • @brotemca8020
    @brotemca8020 3 года назад +58

    10:52 If you pause it at the right time, Ted's just maniacally grinning at Charlie when he falls

  • @kanyeeast6719
    @kanyeeast6719 4 года назад +2221

    I like how Carson cracks at every joke, while Ted is dead serious 99% of the time

    • @neyte7313
      @neyte7313 4 года назад +123

      He just doesn't understand Spanish and laughs because it's polite.

    • @aimbotarrow5981
      @aimbotarrow5981 4 года назад +94

      Ted as the doctor is such an aggressive role, every word is filled with egotistical rage and dryness

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 4 года назад +11

      that's how ted is

    • @acrowskull
      @acrowskull 4 года назад +5

      Traves was serious 100% of the time. 😂

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 4 года назад +19

      Ted speaks in bold.

  • @WolfersIsBroken
    @WolfersIsBroken 4 года назад +1536

    "what was your name again?"
    "schlatt.."
    "okay, schlagg"

    • @чокнут
      @чокнут 4 года назад +1

      Wolfers jshlagg BA BO BE BO BO BE BA BA BA BA BABE

    • @unhomme-kazoo4609
      @unhomme-kazoo4609 4 года назад +4

      Fun fact : in France schlag is an insult (yes, i'm a baguette eater)

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад

      In German 'Schlag' means 'punch' lmao

  • @chainmengaming
    @chainmengaming 4 года назад +2364

    These shows got cancelled for certain reasons
    0:00 My Show with Dr. Carson
    Episodes: 5(99 planned)
    Cancel reason: as he said "I can't take this shit."
    6:37 What the fuck is wrong with you? With Dr. Ted
    Episodes: 3
    Cancel reason: two/three reasons
    1. Ted committed a satanic ritual and killed a person in result.
    2. The microphone guy was fiddling with the dead body.
    13:49 The Thing with Dr. Charlie
    Episodes: 6
    Cancel reason: assulted a patient.
    21:00 Doctor with Dr. Travis
    Episodes: 1
    Cancel reason: he turned into Dr. Charlie.
    23:05 My Doctor's Office(?) With Dr. Schlatt
    Episodes: 1
    Cancel reason: none, he had only one patient.

  • @eg816
    @eg816 3 года назад +51

    the joy in charlie's face when he asks, "you scared of me?" truly terrifying.

  • @gawkyadroit5869
    @gawkyadroit5869 4 года назад +456

    Honest to god, I've never laughed harder than when Travis misread Mormons.. just that very sudden realisation of the fact that he was in fact, the moron
    "...oh."

    • @infectedboof
      @infectedboof 4 года назад +13

      I had to pause the video and go for a walk. This man-

  • @walkingonneedles
    @walkingonneedles 4 года назад +1941

    "What was your name again?"
    "Schlatt."
    "Okay, Schlagg."

    • @ZeroMagma
      @ZeroMagma 4 года назад +5

      roasted

    • @theoccasionalsnickerdoodle2525
      @theoccasionalsnickerdoodle2525 4 года назад +8

      It's my favorite kind of rock

    • @Rosemeowy3
      @Rosemeowy3 4 года назад +4

      I am slightly offended you took my comment

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 4 года назад +1

      I am pretty sure you stole this comment from someone and it even had more replies-
      You are a sinner

    • @simonghoul3602
      @simonghoul3602 4 года назад

      I also still can't find that part

  • @adualaispuro
    @adualaispuro 4 года назад +772

    13:05 Ted really pointed upwards while talking about satan in an Australian accent... *The man's a genius*

    • @InsanityTrials
      @InsanityTrials 4 года назад +64

      Oh I didnt catch that, thats incredible

    • @fleaagodd
      @fleaagodd 4 года назад +8

      im on the verge of understanding this comment

    • @gnooshguhh
      @gnooshguhh 4 года назад +6

      @@fleaagodd australia upside down so point up = point down

    • @fleaagodd
      @fleaagodd 4 года назад

      i just understood this joke

  • @RyePlaysGames
    @RyePlaysGames 3 года назад +475

    Carson: *exists*
    Everybody: That aged poorly

    • @draydra
      @draydra 3 года назад +16

      Carson: *exists*
      Everyone: Let's bully him

    • @just_a_simp3991
      @just_a_simp3991 3 года назад +16

      @@draydra I don’t consider it bullying when he traded nudes with a minor and he’s merely getting told it’s wrong? He’s getting therapy now which is good and I hope he gets better, and some of the stuff said about him wasn’t deserved and passed the limits, but that doesn’t Justify his actions man :/

    • @draydra
      @draydra 3 года назад +6

      @@just_a_simp3991 im not talking about the drama and the allegations, chill

    • @milanthemonke9001
      @milanthemonke9001 3 года назад +15

      @@just_a_simp3991 ah yes 2 year difference

    • @just_a_simp3991
      @just_a_simp3991 3 года назад +7

      @@milanthemonke9001 no matter the age difference the girl he messaged was still under 18 so his actions aren’t justified :/

  • @keyanstoney1742
    @keyanstoney1742 4 года назад +785

    Carson constantly looks like he has a really funny joke to tell his friends but he can’t stop laughing to tell it

    • @brainsnez
      @brainsnez 4 года назад +2

      He also acts like it.

    • @GALOOMYBEAR
      @GALOOMYBEAR 4 года назад

      @peroh He is funny it's just your humor level is as low as my IQ so I wouldn't be surprised if you find videos from 2001 funny.

  • @kieranr6703
    @kieranr6703 4 года назад +648

    So apparently Charlie can easily get Schlatt into a headlock. I think I'm even more scared of him now.

    • @invizcharlie9477
      @invizcharlie9477 4 года назад +124

      I think it would be worth mentioning that Schlatt is 6'3.

    • @oldebean8092
      @oldebean8092 4 года назад +71

      did you SEE those calves?? i was mortified

    • @barackobamaasmr8006
      @barackobamaasmr8006 4 года назад +88

      He’s strong. Powerful. More powerful then Big Lion.

    • @xeli3046
      @xeli3046 4 года назад +29

      @@barackobamaasmr8006 he's so powerful

    • @paincreatesfame
      @paincreatesfame 4 года назад +25

      He’s stronger than he lets on and I think we should all fear him for it

  • @caitlinistired1050
    @caitlinistired1050 4 года назад +1924

    "he's kind of an enigma"
    Me: It's gonna be Schlatt
    **Schlatt walks in**

  • @errornoname23
    @errornoname23 3 года назад +47

    I love how Mason being scared of Charlie works in the context of Charlie going fucking insane due to his patients

  • @ms.skeletor
    @ms.skeletor 4 года назад +3280

    Ted: "What was your name again?"
    Schlatt: "Schlatt."
    Ted: "Ok Schlag, um..."

  • @tenchi8736
    @tenchi8736 4 года назад +580

    Ted: "Well here's the thing, what was your name again? "
    Schlatt: "Schlatt."
    Ted: "Oh ok, Schlagg."

  • @rnrdyz
    @rnrdyz 4 года назад +4292

    Why is slimecicle so good at being awkward

    • @GamerGamer-xr8rh
      @GamerGamer-xr8rh 4 года назад +189

      It just isn't an Act

    • @kadnxo6692
      @kadnxo6692 4 года назад +34

      Gamer Gamer bc he is

    • @GamerGamer-xr8rh
      @GamerGamer-xr8rh 4 года назад +207

      @@kadnxo6692 no, it isn't an act. He's a hostage

    • @squibbb5480
      @squibbb5480 4 года назад +56

      Why is he so good at being dead

    • @yaoichurch
      @yaoichurch 4 года назад +60

      He's fucking dead Sarah, get over it.

  • @alberthwastaken
    @alberthwastaken 3 года назад +131

    Honestly this was my comfort video for when i needed a laugh but now watching this is just depressing

  • @Kitsaline
    @Kitsaline 4 года назад +11340

    Sometimes I wonder how Charlie managed to physically take down Schlatt, who’s at least 4 inches taller. Then I remember Charlie’s actually scarily buff-

    • @rileymeister7793
      @rileymeister7793 4 года назад +881

      Like that one time he did 269 push-ups

    • @Hanky3
      @Hanky3 4 года назад +155

      @@rileymeister7793 What? When?

    • @Nobody-uk3lz
      @Nobody-uk3lz 4 года назад +904

      @Hannah Bruno On his fall guys stream, on twitch at the very end. People were begging him to stop he was boutta pass out

    • @gaylord3592
      @gaylord3592 4 года назад +542

      Riley Meister he’s the incarnation of that “when the crippled kid stands up”

    • @konpeitojellie
      @konpeitojellie 4 года назад +402

      @Audie Grimm jschlatt actually looks very skinny, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people could take him down

  • @sulphirixe
    @sulphirixe 4 года назад +6094

    Everyone is talking about how schlatt's a good actor but like can we appreciate that Charlie's acting is like on point

  • @phantomstick9364
    @phantomstick9364 4 года назад +2339

    I love how terrible their Australian accents are and then Ted switching to his native tongue

    • @roidyroid
      @roidyroid 4 года назад +40

      Where’s he from?

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 года назад +300

      @@roidyroid Hell.

    • @hel-bells1264
      @hel-bells1264 4 года назад +57

      @Clara Li I live in Massachusetts and I can confirm it is worse than fucking hell itself

    • @hel-bells1264
      @hel-bells1264 4 года назад +9

      I'd rather not go to Ohio, infact I have 0 plans of going to Ohio due to a past experience I've had. But yeah fuck Ohio as well

    • @Jordainthere
      @Jordainthere 4 года назад +2

      @@hel-bells1264 yo what wrong with Ohio?

  • @KaizoGMR
    @KaizoGMR 3 года назад +69

    when schlatt doesn't have facial hair, he looks like he is 17 years old

  • @yutani5742
    @yutani5742 4 года назад +1245

    Charlie: So what seems to be your problem?
    Carson: *growls*
    Charlie: 👁👄👁

  • @glizzygobbler8001
    @glizzygobbler8001 4 года назад +1338

    “You weren’t born?” “You were made.”

  • @dumgaebich
    @dumgaebich 4 года назад +4326

    everyones talking about schlatt and charlies acting but traves is CLEARLY the superior actor here.

    • @mannabelle9001
      @mannabelle9001 4 года назад +172

      Lizzie Dale man doesn’t even act he’s just like that 😔

    • @dumgaebich
      @dumgaebich 4 года назад +45

      @@mannabelle9001 oh i know, traves is my favourite streamer lol

    • @kleinmoretti5385
      @kleinmoretti5385 4 года назад +42

      You edited but still couldn't spell superior correctly

    • @dumgaebich
      @dumgaebich 4 года назад +23

      @mitch l0l BANG! right on da head :)

    • @dumgaebich
      @dumgaebich 4 года назад

      @@kleinmoretti5385 lol

  • @aestheticescape9181
    @aestheticescape9181 10 месяцев назад +15

    "What do you see?"
    [Paper with 'NOTHING' written on it.]
    "Nothing."
    "It's worse than I thought."

  • @benjaminlatimer6676
    @benjaminlatimer6676 4 года назад +1844

    I wish the American health care system operated like this.

    • @connorbooher3327
      @connorbooher3327 4 года назад +37

      It does lmfao 😂😂

    • @connorbooher3327
      @connorbooher3327 4 года назад +12

      @Rebecca Mason not quite free, came at the small cost of their sanity lol

    • @connorbooher3327
      @connorbooher3327 4 года назад +3

      @Rebecca Mason theyve still got a step up on us healthcare though 😂

    • @FIREWALKER9
      @FIREWALKER9 4 года назад +3

      this is how the american health care system works

  • @xomi7098
    @xomi7098 4 года назад +921

    “Are you hungry?!”
    *tries to feed schlatt a cotton ball*
    “NNNNOOO-“

    • @fIamangoes
      @fIamangoes 4 года назад

      мιlку ωαу best part of the video

    • @Jay-xj1hv
      @Jay-xj1hv 4 года назад

      wait when is that i think i missed it :(

    • @rip_ash
      @rip_ash 4 года назад +4

      @@Jay-xj1hv 15:50

    • @xomi7098
      @xomi7098 4 года назад

      eat pant conar the bit starts around 15:00

  • @ravan1752
    @ravan1752 4 года назад +797

    Charlie's "fake" illness actually reminds me of a REAL mental illness named "Cotard's Delusion" or "Deadman walking syndrome" where people actually believe they're dead or one of their body parts is dead

  • @kadewoodtechfolder
    @kadewoodtechfolder 3 года назад +20

    The confusion that Ted felt when Charlie told him to take off his glasses was readable and contagious.

  • @emilyc9467
    @emilyc9467 4 года назад +402

    travis misreading mormon as moron is the most travis thing that could've happened

  • @Deneberus
    @Deneberus 4 года назад +4319

    I know it's just a camera, but I can't help but laugh at the thought of jschlatt being bullied by a Tamagotchi pet.

    • @AnnestineJohnrose
      @AnnestineJohnrose 4 года назад +138

      LOL THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL CAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FOR THE BIT BUT THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

    • @socks5616
      @socks5616 3 года назад +18

      I thought it was a tamagotchi the whole time lmaoo

    • @Sploberrie
      @Sploberrie 3 года назад +7

      Wait it wasn't a real cat?
      I thought the bit was about a real cat.

    • @AnnestineJohnrose
      @AnnestineJohnrose 3 года назад +7

      @@Sploberrie i'm not sure it could have been a virtual one or a picture of one but either or it's hilarious

    • @onions7653
      @onions7653 2 года назад +3

      @@AnnestineJohnrose it was a close up of his face

  • @Apricot.Cinema
    @Apricot.Cinema 4 года назад +1513

    “Bang right on da head” is the most traves thing to say

    • @tarnished7501
      @tarnished7501 4 года назад +8

      This has a full stack of likes so nobody can like it anymore

    • @bbx2907
      @bbx2907 4 года назад +7

      and when he read the note wrong loool

    • @HighQualityViewing
      @HighQualityViewing 4 года назад +4

      @@bbx2907 that was the best bit of the video

    • @yevgenyiyeet8737
      @yevgenyiyeet8737 4 года назад +5

      @@tarnished7501 Holy shit, shut the fuck up idiot.

    • @HighQualityViewing
      @HighQualityViewing 4 года назад +7

      @@tarnished7501 what part of his comment or yt account suggests that he is a cripple?

  • @immarried2markzuckerburg167
    @immarried2markzuckerburg167 3 года назад +141

    I just found out schlatts real name is Jonathan