Sports Announcers Who Get Way Too Personal

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  2 года назад +1095

    Join me on Wren and start offsetting your carbon footprint today! We'll plant 10 extra trees for the first 100 people who sign up! wren.co/start/ryangeorge

  • @zwenkwiel816
    @zwenkwiel816 2 года назад +4104

    dying from a sword to the heart is one of the worst hereditary conditions. really feel for anyone who has that in the family....

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 2 года назад +131

      Depends on how it's inflicted. Accidental sword impalement could spell clumsiness in the family; if it's self-inflicted, depression; if it was a duel, aggression probably; if it was an assassination or murder, he was targeted for something; since he plays hockey, his father left, and he's in the penalty box for spilling blood, I'd vote aggressive behavior.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 2 года назад +102

      @@Azurath100 lets not exclude curse, his wife WAS burned for being a witch in a place that hangs witches rather than burning them, so you KNOW she was up to some stuff.

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 2 года назад +45

      @@tuseroni6085 sure, but since she was burned as a witch, she'd more likely curse others than her own family, unless he ratted her out...so revenge curse probably?

    • @madwibble
      @madwibble 2 года назад +14

      Unless you're in Star Wars. Then it's a few weeks layoff and back to work.

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 2 года назад +3

      @@Azurath100 I think it's more that her being burned for witchcraft as a consequence of killing her husband might imply that witchcraft was involved in that very same murder. possibly by stabbing him to finalize a generational curse.

  • @pyramidhead7780s
    @pyramidhead7780s 2 года назад +2112

    Finding Anderson's dad actually was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 года назад +77

      Turns out that he was living in the walls of Anderson's house the whole time.

    • @Frood4
      @Frood4 2 года назад +41

      @@kingjamos2422 we don't talk about that...

    • @bobvella7228
      @bobvella7228 2 года назад +23

      it's cause he's everyone's dad, i mean look at the resemblance

    • @brandoncastellano1858
      @brandoncastellano1858 2 года назад +4

      Oh really?

    • @frangotino
      @frangotino 2 года назад +2

      @THE ALMIGHTY C H E E S E son, son, son

  • @anakin-Chosen-One-skywalker
    @anakin-Chosen-One-skywalker 2 года назад +5310

    I want these guys to be the announcers for pod racing.

    • @bigtomar
      @bigtomar 2 года назад +415

      "Here we have Anakin Skywalker, Anakin will be a future sociopath that is obsessed with Padme Amidala. Thus obsession will make him a Sith lord!"

    • @dapperdabber13
      @dapperdabber13 2 года назад +239

      @@bigtomar "oh absolutely. He actually has his own theme song for when he does anything SLIGHTLY morally questionable and had his own apprentice key word there being had Jerry."

    • @natalierose2686
      @natalierose2686 2 года назад +131

      "Now this...is the game we call podracing"

    • @rorschach_writes
      @rorschach_writes 2 года назад +23

      That's a nice idea.

    • @francisabellana445
      @francisabellana445 2 года назад +33

      I love reading comments of star wars fan

  • @thompsonreed244
    @thompsonreed244 2 года назад +358

    I love how being impailed in the chest by a sword is considered a heart condition in the ryanverse

    • @MisterPeels
      @MisterPeels Год назад +11

      i cut out my "friends" liver liver and sold it on the black market for an easy 1 Mil and know he has liver problems so yeah

    • @Tsupek
      @Tsupek 6 месяцев назад +6

      Well I mean it is a heart condition, as in it will cause to the condition of your heart to decrease incredibly

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness 2 года назад +586

    Mark: "How did they find you?"
    Mark's Dad: "I don't know. I'm scared."

    • @mantabond
      @mantabond 2 года назад +6

      Hahaha.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 года назад +11

      @@mantabond Google translates your comment to have less grammar. Very helpful, google

    • @mantabond
      @mantabond 2 года назад +2

      @@osheridan Awfully sorry, my good man. Cheers.

    • @lauramacrae8173
      @lauramacrae8173 Год назад +3

      Since he was stated to be "not that hard to find, actually." There's really no reason for him to be scared.

    • @madgamer_india4629
      @madgamer_india4629 7 месяцев назад +1

      The iconic "Actually very easy. Barely an inconvenience" should have been said by the dad

  • @pleaseenteraname5267
    @pleaseenteraname5267 2 года назад +1848

    Anderson did a backflip, snapped the other player's face, and paused the game

  • @capsgod4946
    @capsgod4946 2 года назад +1283

    I bet he’s going to throw his stick like a javelin at the announcers if they show his browser history

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 года назад +37

      No, he'll do a murder on them and get put in a room.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 2 года назад +42

      Browser History: How to use a hockey puck like a javelin.

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 2 года назад +5

      Lmao that scene from the first kingsman movie

    • @lilybelle5930
      @lilybelle5930 2 года назад +10

      @@coolnerdlll6053 not if they do a back flip, snap his neck and save the day!

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 2 года назад +1

      More cookies for me

  • @bigtomar
    @bigtomar 2 года назад +2911

    Sharing deeply personal information on television to a wide audience about a player is tight!

    • @Hmm69420
      @Hmm69420 2 года назад +39

      Oh viewing browser history is also tight

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 2 года назад +29

      not as tight as those FBI handcuffs when they look tho his search history lmao

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 2 года назад +27

      While finding peoples' personal information is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Ihatemysis3
      @Ihatemysis3 2 года назад +17

      Now he could have Prevented this with are sponsor Nord VPN

    • @bigtomar
      @bigtomar 2 года назад +11

      @@polreamonn Yeah, all you need is a sponsorship from SodaCola.

  • @ZSchrink
    @ZSchrink 2 года назад +985

    The fact that Ryan plays all the characters but I can still completely differentiate them goes to show just how good of an actor he is 😁

    • @rosewhipple7513
      @rosewhipple7513 2 года назад +24

      I can even tell the difference when just LISTENING to the sketch!! It’s crazy!

    • @freddie2nite
      @freddie2nite Год назад +6

      How has he not been able to act in a movie

    • @mtsds7801
      @mtsds7801 Год назад +10

      and his english is easy to understand, I"m using to learn the language

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka Год назад +4

      ​@@freddie2nitethat'd require him to wear pants

    • @ShelLuser
      @ShelLuser Год назад

      Wait, you mean to tell me that mustache was fake?!! mind blown! :P

  • @DeviantOllam
    @DeviantOllam 2 года назад +1033

    Hahaha... love the analysis of the push button wear patterns on that door lock! 😂

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 года назад +1

      A sportscaster can never be too anal!

    • @TheNinthGeneration1
      @TheNinthGeneration1 2 года назад

      @Fur Fag Gamer they would still wear down, it’s not a fingerprint analysis

    • @grimwolf9988
      @grimwolf9988 2 года назад

      @Fur Fag Gamer That won't stop the paint from wearing off.

    • @ThreeLetters3
      @ThreeLetters3 2 года назад +4

      Didn't expect to see you here

    • @DeviantOllam
      @DeviantOllam 2 года назад +3

      @@ThreeLetters3 I snuck in 😊👍

  • @ImNotGam
    @ImNotGam 2 года назад +964

    As an actual hockey referee, that was really accurate.

    • @Redditaurus
      @Redditaurus 2 года назад +22

      i feel he was taking jabs at josh anderson the entire video for reasons we dont know

    • @boltinabottle6307
      @boltinabottle6307 2 года назад +4

      @@Redditaurus Maybe because Anderson sounds more common than Suzuki, Chiarot, or Dvorak. Could be the team worst +/- as well.
      Dude was a warrior in the playoffs last year though. Non hockey fans have no idea of the grind that these guys endure for a chance at the Cup.

    • @shiro9112
      @shiro9112 2 года назад +2

      Press X to doubt

    • @MrHunterD
      @MrHunterD 2 года назад +1

      I guess fellow refs can relate

    • @boltinabottle6307
      @boltinabottle6307 2 года назад +4

      @@shiro9112 He didn't say NHL. There's tons of youth leagues, rec, beer league, major-minor (16-17), MANY pro minor leagues just to name a few.
      Really not that hard to be a ref if you want to be one (and you know the game).

  • @dolfanchambers84
    @dolfanchambers84 2 года назад +2778

    As a sportscaster, I think this was a reasonable and realistic portrayal of sportscasters. I’m also glad hockey officially exists in the Ryan George cinematic universe.

    • @wyziksimon1346
      @wyziksimon1346 2 года назад +88

      Guys Canadian, course there’s hockey

    • @dolfanchambers84
      @dolfanchambers84 2 года назад +49

      @@wyziksimon1346 Which guy is Canadian? The one in the penalty box? ;)

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 2 года назад +64

      @@dolfanchambers84 Basically all of them … so it’s a Canadian cinematic universe.

    • @praxtheslayer
      @praxtheslayer 2 года назад +17

      RGCU!!!!

    • @theforbiddensauce
      @theforbiddensauce 2 года назад +12

      hockey was already confirmed previously

  • @LKDesign
    @LKDesign 2 года назад +1054

    The production quality in this. He even made typical AB-transitions and a 3D stinger clip for a fake soda. The sheer talent of this young man is remarkable.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 2 года назад +899

    Um.. something is off, it's unnatural. Somebody put Ryan's face on that Sixth Grade teacher. I refuse to believe there are other faces in the Ryan George universe.

    • @jessicatapia8268
      @jessicatapia8268 2 года назад +48

      Jasmine and that one ryan's wife

    • @charlesludwig8672
      @charlesludwig8672 2 года назад +20

      It could be his actual sixth grade teacher

    • @daframo
      @daframo 2 года назад +70

      As far as we know, females don't apply to the same rules as male. We have had different females, for example the one in the first person to ever divorce, and the mom of the guy from the first person to ever dream had different hair colors, thus females might be extent from the rule. They might however by genetics and sheer chance happen to adopt their father's facial hair and overall face.

    • @blobfish51423
      @blobfish51423 2 года назад +10

      In the first guy to to get 1m subscribers we learn that all of this videos are skits made by clones this explains any inconsistency in the ryanverse
      Edit:spelling

    • @alexanderm.635
      @alexanderm.635 2 года назад +19

      Don't forget the fact that the guy's name is Mark Anderson instead of something like Mark Sportsman. I think this is set in a different universe and it's not canon to the main RGCU timeline.

  • @nope53926
    @nope53926 2 года назад +636

    If the penalty box really worked like this I would watch more hockey.

    • @ravenmusic932
      @ravenmusic932 2 года назад +6

      Good one 😂

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA Год назад +3

      Correct

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Год назад +19

      Really adds a whole new feel to the "penalty" box.

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 Год назад +2

      The game is great currently wiith emphasis on Goal Scoring

    • @anoukdevries8144
      @anoukdevries8144 Год назад +4

      The penalty is having your privacy removed.

  • @AprehamLincoln
    @AprehamLincoln 2 года назад +1476

    As a hockey fan that used to get a kick out of Pierre McGuire's disturbing level of knowledge about players, this was absolutely hilarious

    • @123duker
      @123duker 2 года назад +111

      Bruh that is EXACTLY who I imagined he used as a reference. Ryan's Canadian, so its logical to think he has extensive experience with Pierre's nonsense 😂

    • @BTBAMNYI
      @BTBAMNYI 2 года назад +41

      Definitely was thinking of Pierre the entire sketch.

    • @huliniswhoiam
      @huliniswhoiam 2 года назад +95

      Oh so this is like an inside hockey thing lol here I was thinking Ryan was just going ham haha

    • @Scottehhh_dubya
      @Scottehhh_dubya 2 года назад +32

      I only came to the comments to see how long it took for someone to reference Pierre lol

    • @jayzone43
      @jayzone43 2 года назад +5

      this should be the top comment

  • @nickg131
    @nickg131 2 года назад +449

    Shoutout to that +1.0 bone density score. Might seem like a random insert but that's actually a realistic number, and within healthy limits to boot.
    Way to go, Ryan. Attention to detail on point.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 2 года назад +10

      What does it mean? +1.0? Is it one unit more than the average?

    • @Simon-A.-Tan
      @Simon-A.-Tan 2 года назад +7

      Wowowow.

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 2 года назад +35

      @@Lambda_Ovine One more bone

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni 2 года назад +5

      If Ryan is going to use specific numbers, they _will_ be appropriate!

    • @mgudge84
      @mgudge84 2 года назад +28

      @@Lambda_Ovine it would be one standard deviation above average suggesting he would have a higher bone density than the average person, which makes sense for an athlete.

  • @rylter
    @rylter 2 года назад +493

    I am always baffled at the casting of these. Ryan is a great sketch writer, absolutely. But the actors he casts are f-in hilarious and have great timing! Have to give the guy credit for finding all this talent.

    • @neilkurzman4907
      @neilkurzman4907 2 года назад +55

      He’s got a great team working for him. They all work together like they share the same mind.

    • @emordnilap4747
      @emordnilap4747 2 года назад +36

      He recruites them all from the same University.
      Another RUclipsr explains it in a video called 'The Ryan George Conspiracy'.
      It's very informative.

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 2 года назад +3

      They definitely have great chemistry but I kind of think they want to bang each other.

    • @idonoy661
      @idonoy661 2 года назад +1

      @@waldoman7 my mind is now tainted forever thanks to you

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 2 года назад +1

      @@idonoy661 you're welcome

  • @CozyVemgeance
    @CozyVemgeance 2 года назад +64

    "... You just DOXXED me!" he sounded so genuinely disappointed 😂

  • @vydave
    @vydave 2 года назад +194

    I have seen every one of your skits and pitches, and yet I can confidently say this might be your best one yet. The effort put into it alone, amazing.

    • @scullcase
      @scullcase 2 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @absdee91
      @absdee91 2 года назад +5

      The editing was pretty impressive

    • @zenverak
      @zenverak Год назад

      I think it’s just the most ridiculous

  • @conormcgregorsbrokenleg9847
    @conormcgregorsbrokenleg9847 2 года назад +165

    My favorite is when a UFC commentator Jon Anik spoke about 2 fighters who both had child custody disputes in their personal lives. At one point he even said something along the lives of "(Fighter) has not seen his child in 6 months, he does not know where his son is”. So out of pocket and hilariously out of left field

    • @TheSlowPony77
      @TheSlowPony77 2 года назад +14

      Was looking for this comment. It was so hilarious and out of character for him.

    • @EdgarRoock
      @EdgarRoock 2 года назад +9

      Courtesy link to the event ruclips.net/user/shortsPI4Y04iK8Fs (tag line: Winner gets to see their children)

    • @aidankocherhans9861
      @aidankocherhans9861 2 года назад +15

      So this video isn't exaggerating as much as I thought

    • @conormcgregorsbrokenleg9847
      @conormcgregorsbrokenleg9847 2 года назад

      @@EdgarRoock Clutch

  • @graysongrahamcracker8573
    @graysongrahamcracker8573 2 года назад +437

    And promptly after they revealed his browser history, Anderson did a back flip, snapped the announcers necks and saved the day

    • @danktorvosaurus
      @danktorvosaurus 2 года назад +11

      Underrated comment. This deserves more likes

    • @JulienPlays
      @JulienPlays 2 года назад +18

      @@danktorvosaurus na that comment was super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @uniqueaxolotl497
      @uniqueaxolotl497 2 года назад +8

      Wow wow wow wow

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 года назад +5

      Not so sure about that. He should have did that before the reveal to save that day. Now we know that Anderson is into videos of grown men dressed up as babies that are watching videos of him.

    • @amberlove8076
      @amberlove8076 2 года назад +2

      @@JulienPlays it needs an award I decided

  • @TheGhostofJTWalsh
    @TheGhostofJTWalsh 2 года назад +264

    I love that Ryan George has a cooper helmet and hockey gear just laying around for this sketch, ya know, like any good Canadian would.

    • @TheGhostofJTWalsh
      @TheGhostofJTWalsh 2 года назад +10

      Omg it's a Bauer helmet, nm! He's an amateur!

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 2 года назад +5

      I'm pretty sure it's the death penalty to ^NOT^ have those items in your permanent residence as a canuck

  • @Coffee-hj5di
    @Coffee-hj5di 2 года назад +60

    "Throwing his stick into someone's face like a javelin"
    Everyone else: That's crazy!
    Canadians: That's normal

    • @freddie2nite
      @freddie2nite Год назад

      What weird is their also known to Always be nice

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 Год назад +2

      @@freddie2nite That is where they get all of their anger out so they can be nice the rest of the time

  • @trenvert123
    @trenvert123 10 месяцев назад +7

    "yeah, based on those sites Anderson's been visiting, we can probably expect some wrist strain. That could have a huge effect on today's game."

  • @ShepherdXVII
    @ShepherdXVII 2 года назад +84

    "You just doxxed me!"
    I died. Well written!

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 2 года назад +1

      Same. That was hilarious

    • @edb36mar
      @edb36mar 2 года назад +1

      That took me out.

  • @aadarshnema5098
    @aadarshnema5098 2 года назад +209

    Love you man.
    Putting a smile at people's face is super easy barely an inconvenience for you.

    • @GreenMegaEthan
      @GreenMegaEthan 2 года назад +12

      Yeah, putting smiles on are TIGHT!

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 2 года назад +8

      Oh REALLY?

    • @gumballwatterson3234
      @gumballwatterson3234 2 года назад +8

      @@nurse425 YEAH YEAH YEAH

    • @EthanDarke
      @EthanDarke 2 года назад

      "That's right Aadarsh in fact he has quite a record of making people smile"
      "Quite a record indeed"

  • @FenchurchDent42
    @FenchurchDent42 2 года назад +137

    I would watch more sports if commentators were always this informative.

    • @ragnarokminstrel
      @ragnarokminstrel 2 года назад +15

      Significantly fewer people would do sports if commentators were always this informative.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn't, but then I'm not a nosy nostril.

  • @jslstory3396
    @jslstory3396 2 года назад +106

    This might be the first video where Ryan’s characters aren’t learning how life works, but are the polar opposite: way more knowledgeable than they should be. One day he’ll make a video where he’s just a normal person, and the world will never be the same…

  • @starflame34
    @starflame34 2 года назад +24

    3:31 subtitles under the father's name should have said "It was super easy to find him, barely an inconvenience."

  • @yaellevi5448
    @yaellevi5448 2 года назад +302

    The "Anderson has blinked the total of 362 time" just killed me 😂

    • @MaceDeMarco2010
      @MaceDeMarco2010 Год назад +7

      It should’ve level up to 363 just to keep the illusion that they are constantly watching him

    • @seanpsmith09
      @seanpsmith09 Год назад +1

      Just like the hockey stick he threw killed that other guy!

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 Год назад +2

      I burst out laughing at that line 😂 🤣

  • @davidroddick91
    @davidroddick91 2 года назад +115

    As a real-live citizen of Hamilton, Ontario, I can tell you that finding Mark's father is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 2 года назад +2

      Do you miss the Bulldogs?

    • @virginiathornton
      @virginiathornton 2 года назад +3

      Does he live on Maple Street? All Canadians live on Maple Street.

    • @pineapplerindm
      @pineapplerindm 2 года назад +2

      just realized hamilton has milton in it, which is also a town in Ontario

    • @Hydelsius
      @Hydelsius 2 года назад

      Oskie wee wee!

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 года назад +175

    you know it’s bad when the earth goes “uyeayuhhh”
    and as we all know, that sound means you need to get your car checked! or buy a new chair!

    • @eswee6780
      @eswee6780 2 года назад +2

      bot?

    • @imcd6885
      @imcd6885 2 года назад +11

      @@eswee6780 no this guy actually makes good videos

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 2 года назад +6

      or it's just a cat learning to talk

    • @scroogejones6252
      @scroogejones6252 2 года назад +2

      I did not read "uyeayuhhh" in the way OTAAT intended. It was much more...adult-themed.

    • @walkinmn
      @walkinmn 2 года назад +3

      Or you need to fix your door

  • @NinjaPieceLOL
    @NinjaPieceLOL 2 года назад +8

    When your long-lost father learns that you're a famous hockey player:
    "Son, let me back into your life!"

  • @spicycombatsports3961
    @spicycombatsports3961 2 года назад +25

    The best ever is Jon Anik “Both these fighters have been dealing with custody battles regarding their children”

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 2 года назад +769

    For a Canuck, Hockey-related skits are TIGHT.

    • @npcx-mq6cr
      @npcx-mq6cr 2 года назад +7

      WHADDYA MEAN 'FOR A CANUCK'?!!! *rips gloves off*

    • @jacoblebold8462
      @jacoblebold8462 2 года назад +4

      @@npcx-mq6cr He means he's a fan of Vancouver.

    • @boltinabottle6307
      @boltinabottle6307 2 года назад +3

      @@jacoblebold8462 I'm guessing Ryan is a Habs fans, considering how he always shows Boston trailing/losing in his hockey skits.

    • @huliniswhoiam
      @huliniswhoiam 2 года назад

      Hey man, whatever gets your stick going!

    • @legostarwarsfan1662
      @legostarwarsfan1662 2 года назад

      Hey, us Toronto fans hate Boston almost as much as the Habs.

  • @suddenwarrior7629
    @suddenwarrior7629 2 года назад +444

    Ryan always does hilarious videos he is majorly talented.

    • @panampace
      @panampace 2 года назад +3

      He manages to find new topics to make jokes out of *every week* while the majority of comedians are still stuck on the same tired subjects.

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 2 года назад +6

      @@panampace If by "comedians" you mean people travelling around and telling jokes, then you might want to know that they use the same jokes multiple times because they're in different places, and different places happen to have different people than those that have already heard them before.

    • @yummyteeth7021
      @yummyteeth7021 2 года назад +2

      Different places with different people is TIGHT!

    • @MNMfirec14
      @MNMfirec14 2 года назад +3

      You can literally know nothing about hockey and still be thoroughly entertained by this. He has a gift

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 2 года назад +1

      Ryan is better but the new guy, Ryan, has a promising career in front of him.

  • @isaacchang1702
    @isaacchang1702 2 года назад +51

    Professional spurts player: Commits a crime
    Sportscaster: “What a good man. Great role model!”

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 2 года назад +2

      😂 true

    • @lubu682
      @lubu682 2 года назад +7

      spurtscaster*

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 2 года назад

      I hope that the athletes of future generations will also commit crimes.

  • @FtotheP
    @FtotheP 2 года назад +20

    The amount of creativity left in that man is mind boggling.

  • @WowOafus
    @WowOafus 2 года назад +37

    As a hockey ref, this is fairly accurate.

  • @odgarig8601
    @odgarig8601 2 года назад +97

    Bigger reaction to getting his browser history revealed than reconnecting with his long lost father. Completely understandable.

  • @RaptorRed
    @RaptorRed 2 года назад +148

    Love these so much. Just go into everything into a players personal life. This is scarily funny.

  • @GoodBoyGoneDad
    @GoodBoyGoneDad 2 года назад +115

    Everyone thinks Ryan is just one person acting out all of these parts, but he was actually involved in an accident with an experimental cloning machine several years ago.

    • @projectstar957
      @projectstar957 2 года назад +7

      SHHHH! they can't know

    • @randomperson9404
      @randomperson9404 2 года назад +3

      @@projectstar957 I already know and now every one will know soon muhahahaha

    • @2008bunnybigenderflux
      @2008bunnybigenderflux 2 года назад +2

      You do know it wasn't actually an "accident," right? I mean, how much of this do you think the workers DIDN'T want to happen?

    • @ardakulacoglu2768
      @ardakulacoglu2768 2 года назад

      Yeah he’s not even human he’s closer tho the Horatio

  • @marseille3252
    @marseille3252 2 года назад +115

    I can't even fathom how Ryan comes up with these things, so much love to him and all of his clones, they really add personality and visual variety to the cast. (Fun fact: witches were actually hanged at the Salem Witch Trials, not burnt)

    • @owensims7491
      @owensims7491 2 года назад +13

      I believe there was one - Giles Corey - who was 'pressed to death' (a door placed on his prone body and weight piled on it until his chest collapsed).
      Although he wasn't technically convicted of witchcraft; he was punished for refusing to say anything in court.
      And he wasn't burned to death, so that point still stands.
      Okay. Shutting up now.

    • @isoldejaneholland8370
      @isoldejaneholland8370 2 года назад +5

      @@owensims7491 As a history buff, I'm endless fun to watch movies with.

    • @marseille3252
      @marseille3252 2 года назад +2

      @@owensims7491Yep, very good point. I remember him very clearly when we were studying it, just didn't bring him up because he wasn't considered a witch.

    • @owensims7491
      @owensims7491 2 года назад +10

      @@marseille3252 He pleaded the Fifth.
      He just made the mistake of trying it about 100 years before there _was_ a Fifth...

    • @stephencaudle1766
      @stephencaudle1766 2 года назад +2

      lol, that's not a very fun fact

  • @prestonburnett5410
    @prestonburnett5410 2 года назад +1

    I might be in love with Ryan George. The attention to detail! Bone density is typically represented by "Z-score", which is standard deviations above (or below) the mean. He could have just written 140% or whatever and 95% of people wouldn't give a shit, but he went the extra mile to report an elevated but not impossible bone density in the way that it would actually be listed. Again, in love.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 2 года назад +47

    I love how sportcasters always have very random facts ready on hand.

  • @ScrydanBiringer
    @ScrydanBiringer 2 года назад +51

    Really knocked it out of the park with this one. Such great details. We could go over every inch of detail as to why this is really good. But I don't want the half time break to last 4 hours.
    Back to you, Tom!

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 2 года назад +556

    Isn’t it nice that the sportscasters decide to share stuff all the time?

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 2 года назад +40

      Sharing Is Caring I Decided

    • @dafence_
      @dafence_ 2 года назад +8

      @@SidPil goated comment i decided

    • @BBTM951
      @BBTM951 2 года назад +6

      We should change it to Sharecasters we decided.

  • @colourmered8786
    @colourmered8786 2 года назад +9

    What's incredibly amazing is how different the voices of all the characters in this sound!

  • @BenzoMerranzan
    @BenzoMerranzan 2 года назад +17

    The whole industry should make this ad format their standard: a brief "brought to you by" and the full ad AFTER the content so the ONLY people who see it are those who opt IN; gotta be great for sales.
    And speaking of, WREN looks amazing. I'm working on a platform in the same arena now, and seeing this is not only validating but it gives me another example to list in my pitch.
    Just great stuff. Thank you Ryan!
    🙌🔥🙌

    • @daframo
      @daframo 2 года назад +1

      Even better, the ad is ANOTHER SKETCH with the addstronaut, which makes me wanna WATCH the adds. That's a high level of carisma.

    • @BenzoMerranzan
      @BenzoMerranzan 2 года назад

      @@daframo Ryan George is one of the cleverer creators I can name.

    • @daframo
      @daframo 2 года назад +1

      @@BenzoMerranzan more clever * I think. And also, yeah, his format of addictive sketches that you will wanna revisit pretty much is made to ride the algorithm like a motorboat.

  • @quietwulf
    @quietwulf 2 года назад +108

    Is it weird that it’s gotten to the point that I can’t imagine Ryan working with “other” actors! 😁

    • @trashcanjoe4902
      @trashcanjoe4902 2 года назад +15

      Well it’s a good thing that he IS every actor!

    • @watcher314159
      @watcher314159 2 года назад +11

      He has though! Julie Nolke.

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 2 года назад +7

      Well he's done it a few times. Mat Pat, some lady and a British guy.

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 2 года назад +2

      @@watcher314159 They messed up by playing it like a normal skit instead of being a couple about to get married talking to a couple about to get divorced.

  • @nickzardiashvili624
    @nickzardiashvili624 2 года назад +61

    Shotout to UFC's Jon Anik letting us know in one fight that one of the fighters is involved in a custody battle and in another fight that one of the fighters is still nursing her newborn. Not even making this up. Keep in mind that Anik is actually very professional, they just feed him these lines from the van for some reason.

    • @ourveneratedoverlorde1551
      @ourveneratedoverlorde1551 2 года назад +1

      THANK YOU! I was looking for this! I immediately thought about Anik

    • @youngclueless7364
      @youngclueless7364 2 года назад +2

      in the Ewell Gutierrez fight, it was actually both fighters that were involved in custody battles, anik even started talking about their kids lol.

  • @S41L0R
    @S41L0R 2 года назад +17

    3:46 "A touching moment for Anderson in the penalty box there John, little does he know that's not his dad."

  • @tannerarmstrong1496
    @tannerarmstrong1496 2 года назад +22

    Wow... i always appreciate the diverse cast Ryan recruits to his skits. He's got even more friends than Daniel thrasher.

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 года назад +77

    I'm curious if Ryan calculated the right number of "greats" to get back to the 1600s. It sounded about right, but maybe missed a couple of greats

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 2 года назад +4

      Same with the number of blinks lol

    • @m1n3c4rt
      @m1n3c4rt 2 года назад +4

      it can be around 5 more or less depending on how far they were born apart from each other

  • @venomousstriker4715
    @venomousstriker4715 2 года назад +20

    “Both of these fighters have delt with custody battles involving they’re children” (look it up it actually was said)

  • @nournawaya9151
    @nournawaya9151 2 года назад +156

    Lol so accurate, especially with the world cup comin up.

  • @Popcorn31416
    @Popcorn31416 2 года назад +20

    Ryan is so underrated but so amazing. Easily one of the best RUclipsrs imo. Thanks for your amazing content, Ryan!

  • @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn
    @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn 2 года назад +26

    I don't follow sports, Ryan, but this was AWESOME! It blows my mind how stale Hollywood, sitcoms, and most commercials are...just uninspired and absolutely LIFELESS. Your skits are so brilliant and those other mediums do not even deserve talent like yours! Thanks for the years of continuous chuckles. Bless you, sir.

  • @gjs6069
    @gjs6069 2 года назад +15

    Wait, could anderson not find his father because he's bad with maps?

  • @ascendedgoji
    @ascendedgoji 2 года назад +45

    This is what it was like watching Pierre McGuire working games for NBC.

  • @cmim3244
    @cmim3244 2 года назад +9

    I love that the painting of Ebeneezer Anderson looks exactly like Ryan as a man from the 17th century.

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku 2 года назад +11

    "not that hard to find, actually" it's a good thing anderson's already on the ice so he can take care of that sick burn

  • @milemile4813
    @milemile4813 2 года назад +11

    Love your humour. Been with you since the start of the channel. Glad to see it rise in popularity, you deserve it. Keep up the good work, its much apretiated!

  • @master106
    @master106 2 года назад +15

    I love watching Ryan George videos over and over again even when I just watched them a couple minutes ago.

  • @vladimirefest4980
    @vladimirefest4980 2 года назад +23

    You should do a skit about the first person to be a dentist.
    “Hey my guy I just thought of a new business venture.”
    “What is it?”
    “I’m gonna stick my hands and pointy objects into your mouth at least twice a year and you’ll pay me to do it.”

    • @ripperthesmilingindoraptor
      @ripperthesmilingindoraptor 2 года назад +5

      The only pointy things I'll allow in my mouth are my teeth. And if you want to stick your hands in there, don't be surprised if I bite them off.

  • @danktorvosaurus
    @danktorvosaurus 2 года назад +48

    Revealing too much personal info is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Getting your personal info revealed is super hard, barely a convenience

  • @jkeister
    @jkeister 2 года назад +32

    Alright this is one of your greats. I wish I could experience what it’s like to think like you for 10 minutes.

  • @brainsteroids8043
    @brainsteroids8043 2 года назад +5

    I love how they make it sound entirely normal and casual

  • @Pigen_
    @Pigen_ 2 года назад +13

    Okay but like... Imagine how beautiful it would be if some sports channel decided to randomly do something like this XD

  • @Nintendominator
    @Nintendominator 2 года назад +13

    The second i saw this video was 5 minutes my day was instantly made.

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 2 года назад +46

    These skits are amazing. I swear, someday SNL will offer this man a position

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 2 года назад +21

      Why would Ryan want to be associated with SNL?

    • @PhrugalPhan
      @PhrugalPhan 2 года назад +8

      @UCSJ_NOmIPQyPfQIeN8b2-uQ Obviously this went over your head. Let's rephrase... "why would Ryan want to be associated with a low quality show like SNL." There, that should make it super easy, barely an inconvenience for you.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 2 года назад +1

      @@PhrugalPhan "SNL is a low-quality show" is the lowest-quality trope on the internet.

    • @SingTingz31
      @SingTingz31 2 года назад +4

      Ryan is much bigger and higher quality than SNL at this point.

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 2 года назад +5

      @@SingTingz31
      Yeah, he's right where he needs to be.
      SNL wishes they still had talent like his.

  • @andyharris3084
    @andyharris3084 2 года назад +2

    One of your best Ryan.

  • @miscellaneous8799
    @miscellaneous8799 2 года назад +1

    they would solve every murder mystery because the reff is taking a nap

  • @somewinner8229
    @somewinner8229 2 года назад +16

    Finding out personal information about athletes is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 2 года назад +13

    "how is any of this relevant?"
    bUt tHe ChArT SaYs.....

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV 2 года назад +75

    The sketch was amazing as always, no surprise there, but the editing in this one was next-level, one could even say TIGHT!

  • @hypergidra2407
    @hypergidra2407 2 года назад +10

    2:21 he got it from the hockey stick

  • @dragonnuggets225
    @dragonnuggets225 2 года назад +1

    Me after getting back from vacation and not having my phone on that vacation: I would like to watch this video.
    My phone: WHAT'S THAT?! YOU WANT TO CYCLE THROUGH 37 DIFFERENT VIDEOS THAT AREN'T THIS ONE?! YOU GOT IT!

  • @thelazynarwhal
    @thelazynarwhal 2 года назад +159

    Honestly this actually isn't a bad penalty for those players who foul regularly

    • @daviderwin4705
      @daviderwin4705 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, at first it kinda sounded like the sort of reportage they do for mass shooters

    • @mickmccasker6401
      @mickmccasker6401 2 года назад +6

      *nobody* deserves their browser history to be made public!

    • @electricminecrafter
      @electricminecrafter 2 года назад +2

      @@mickmccasker6401 arguable but fine whatever you say hey btw what is ur browser history... SUS

    • @bagelinpond2433
      @bagelinpond2433 2 года назад +4

      ​@@mickmccasker6401 im SURPRISED more people dont know about incognito mode

    • @feha92
      @feha92 2 года назад +2

      @@daviderwin4705 which sort of fits the context of him _literally having murdered someone with a hockey javelin_

  • @Lusicraps
    @Lusicraps 2 года назад +7

    Liking this video 30 seconds after dropping was very easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @RobMedellin
    @RobMedellin 2 года назад +11

    0:47 press like if you refuse the existance of that face in the ryanverse

  • @ezekielmalone1554
    @ezekielmalone1554 2 года назад +7

    As a big sports fan, this is my absolute favorite video you've ever made.

  • @cheeses45
    @cheeses45 2 года назад +3

    “My volcanoes feel weird.” Was a line I didn’t know I needed!

  • @_thethinker5557
    @_thethinker5557 2 года назад +13

    2:38 MAPLE STREET!!!!!!! I was there when he bought garbage can❗❗❗

  • @juniorcollado4904
    @juniorcollado4904 2 года назад +26

    I always love when Ryan posts a new video! So funny!

  • @grampa-cucaracha
    @grampa-cucaracha 2 года назад +12

    This was one of the funniest videos you've done in a while! Well done Ryan! Keep up the great work :)

    • @grampa-cucaracha
      @grampa-cucaracha 2 года назад

      Specifically I applaud your use of the ref as a character. From his first face expression I thought his existence was gonna be a gag at how much carnage there was and that it's for some reason (someone decided) that he was to be the only one cleaning it. He could even need counseling as another bit to keep the announcers talking about Anderson. Lots of fun to watch, for real!

  • @duckmaster5512
    @duckmaster5512 2 года назад +2

    If you looked at my browser history you’d proboly just find a bunch of links from nexus mods for Skyrim

  • @aldomandovani
    @aldomandovani 2 года назад +5

    Am I the only one who thinks they really nailed the cast for this, the player and his dad really look as if they are related

  • @ultidaguy
    @ultidaguy 2 года назад +7

    The timing in this is such a good punch for the elementary school. I love that you kept it understandable until it just escalated. LOL

  • @Tiggggerr2
    @Tiggggerr2 2 года назад +5

    As a sports fan who’s watched your channel for about a year, this made me happy with how relatable this is

  • @foxxy5309
    @foxxy5309 2 года назад +6

    I'm not too big of a sports fan, but if this guys was the Announcer, I'm all into it.

  • @HughJayness-pd5hn
    @HughJayness-pd5hn Год назад +1

    “As you can see that browser history is putting a lot of strain on that right hand possibly affecting his performance.”

  • @gmstudios16
    @gmstudios16 4 месяца назад +1

    2:38 Maple Street? "Someone was killed on Maple Street!" "I was near Maple Street...like several months ago!" "I've heard of Maple Street!"

  • @cookified92
    @cookified92 2 года назад +12

    Ryan just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Laughed through this entire video.

  • @SomeRandomCuber1
    @SomeRandomCuber1 2 года назад +11

    1:48 "it should be noted
    that going back into anderson's ancestral family tree there have been some heart issues"
    "notably in the 1600s with anderson's
    great great great great great great great great grandfather ebenezer anderson having died of a sword to the heart"

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 года назад

      yo thx I can't watch the vid

    • @SomeRandomCuber1
      @SomeRandomCuber1 2 года назад

      @@asheep7797 sry these types of comments were acceptable 9 months ago

    • @Syrup1
      @Syrup1 Год назад

      @@asheep7797 dont look at comments

  • @אלוןאשתר
    @אלוןאשתר 2 года назад +6

    Ryan, you son of a gun, the last line almost choked me to death laughing.

  • @airplane3675
    @airplane3675 11 месяцев назад +1

    ”you just doxxed me!"
    "Oh no! Well anyways if you look at the garbage can..." 💀

  • @flamingsunshine
    @flamingsunshine 2 года назад +21

    Absolutely love this guy, he always brightens up my day, keep up the amazing work Ryan🥰❤️
    Edit: thanks for the likes😊