First Day As A Sports Coach
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Hi
Wowowowow
Hi hello can i be the adstronaut
Hello
Oh hi there
“So what’s your background?”
“It’s a blurry JPEG.”
I laughed harder than I should have at that one… 😂
Hello
Breaking the fourth wall is TIGHT
Oh hello there
I caused a virus from laughing so hard
Are you going to space soon?
“So what’s your background?”
“It’s a blurry .jpeg”
Sprinkling in some meta humor is *tight*!
There was no reason for this to be as funny as it was lol
Imagine commenting twice what a loser
Yeah yeah yeah!
@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 yes because welcome to RUclips where you only have a one comment limit and breaking this limit causes a permanent termination of your account
So goodbye forever :(
@@TheKingOfDominoes ikr:(
The bigger the moustache, the higher status a person holds in the Ryan George Extended Universe
Mario is king
They chose the President by lining a bunch of people up and seeing who has the biggest mustache
Don't name it after a failed universe! Its the Ryan George Cinematic Universe. Or maybe Ryan George Video Universe or something.
That’s how it is in our universe too.
@@siddharthladdha2680 Hey, at least they didn't go with the Ryan George Dark Universe.
I love how the mustache hierarchy is officially canon now
*always has been*
@@chclt_thndr nice name you got there
MUSTACHE!
"canon"
Nietzsche enters...
"Blurry JPEG"
easily your best joke goddamn i am BAWLING
😭
Yeah it was really funny
I would not say "best"
verified *woman* hi
How are you here? Also how are you doing?
Humans: My concepts can never be broken down
Ryan george: hi there hello
Its super easy, barely an inconvenience ;-)
I love deconstructionist humor! It's so basic, yet artfully skewers so many things we hold sacred or take for granted.
14 year olds are shaking in their shoes
@@maximtophat You have no real purpose! This will all be forgotten next week!!!! Ok, now for some pep talk to lift your spirits! Let me get a fork lift first...
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I like how the captain is just all "understandable" to everything he said, as if he himself doesn't know the rules and stuff.
Well the assistant captain gave the original captain some soup hoping they'd be upgraded to captain
I think his character understands the game like any player would, but he's seeing it in a new light and coming to terms with how pointless it all is for the very first time
@@lucariojet Well that's dumb. Everyone knows that to get upgraded to captain you have to reach the other side of the board.
@@lucariojet oh so that was a plot between the captain and coach
Team Captain: "What are we even doing here?"
(Silence)
Substitute Coach: "....Spurts."
Literally the funniest part of the entire sketch.
Hey I make the same uugghh sound as 2:45 but it lasts a few seconds longer for effect.
Booga booga booga
You want some soup?
Random person: Er mer gerd! This my fervorite spurts!
"What's your background?"
"It's a blurry JPEG"
Lol, this was funny, and it shows the great unpredictable humor that Ryan has!
Thought the same... hahaha...
Character having self awareness is tight🤣
Yeah it was funny
Remember having to pick the correct suffex or else the picture wouldnt save/download correct6
@@Jatinjutsu it sure is, sir!
In Ryan's Universe, everything is a mustache measuring contest.
Better than a ruler measuring contest, those things usually measure other things, not each other.
@Leo Mauritzson I think it's because they all have theirs the same size
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@Leo Mauritzson Amounts of hotdogs a humans can eat in competition?
@@AxxLAfriku please for dear god stop being everywhere I am
"You want some soup?" just became a surprisingly threatening question
im gonna be offering soup to soooo many people for the next couple of weeks
Not gonna lie, I got so invested in the existential crisis and the promise of spurting for 90 minutes that I forgot about the soup backstory. Thanks.
It took me a few seconds to take in the actual implications of that seemingly thoughtful question :-).
I do not have any idea what the soup thing is about. Please help me.
@@dirm12 in the beginning the glasses guy said he poisoned the head coach with soup just to get the assistant coach to fill in.
By the end he’s so pissed with the replacement he wants to kill him. What’s the most convenient tool he has? The poisoned soup. Hence the question “you want some soup?”
"What are we even doing here?" (Small pause, looks at clip board) "Spurts". The fact he have to recheck the clipboard made me laugh so hard my wife came to the kitchen to check if I was ok cause I was in tears and couldn't breathe. Thank you sir.
We should keep an tally of how many ppl Ryan George has caused to asphyxiate
✋
"How did you get this job??"
"Mustache!"
I want this on a T-Shirt and I don't even have a mustache
That would be a great shirt
My new response when anyone asks how I got my job
Mustache
Notify when it appears at the shop :) Must have!!!
Costume mustaches carry the same authority as real ones. Ryan George says so.
Sorry, you can't wear that shirt if you don't have a mustache, I decided
"You gave the captain an existential crisis!"
"Oh, whoops"
"Whoopsie!"
Wowwowwow wow
"Was it hard to do so?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience"
He's gonna end up in a different kind of group, and he'll get to meet the adstronaut.
You want a soup?
I'll love a soup!
"Well okay then"
"How did you get this job?"
"Mustache"
This shows that in the Ryan george universe, the only thing you need is a great mustache
Consistency to Ryan George is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
You men who long for love, you mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of the fair.
You may not have the looks.
You may not have the dash.
But you'll win yourself a girl
If you've only got a moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache.
You may be common folk
Without a hint of pride.
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden a bride.
You may not have the name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own.
If you've only got a moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache.
You may be big and fat,
Or uglier than sin.
All the ladies shut you out,
You're wondering how to get in
Well here is my advice
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you've only got a moustache,
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
Big moustache! Thick moustache!
My moustache! Your moustache!
Say the word, the word "moustache!"
*A moustache! A moustache!*
Now we both have said moustache.
A moustache! A moustache!
If you've only got a moustache!
@@eldorados_lost_searcher I dont think chis comment gets the appreciation it deserves
That answer got me good.
😂
So women cannot enter in any position of power in that universe,unless they get a fake mustache
The First Guy to put a plant in his house. Could be funny.
“I took this tree from outside and put it inside my house. Nature is in my house.”
“You put it inside your house? Isn’t that why we build houses, to keep us separated from nature?“
Maybe, first guy to ever have a garden
"Yeah, so I'm going to water these green things so I can waste all my money on them and get frustrated by squirrels and get nothing in return"
"Ok, sounds nice"
@@MisterMeister1 The strawberries growing in my backyard felt this comment.
@@MrDeedsly Fun Fact: Strawberries are not berries.
@@spaghettiwithachickenpatty7877 true statement
"Not really! Parts of nature fit indoors now, I decided!"
"A blurry jpg" all kinds of levels of self awareness. The Ryanverse is becoming sentient.
So what do you think’s gonna happen once the Ryanverse becomes fully sentient? Are we going to have to worry about the possibility that one of the Ryans is going to build some sort of extra dimensional portal that will allow them to cross over into our universe and convert every living thing into a copy of Ryan so they can take over our universe and merge it with theirs?
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Yes, it has been for a while. We just need to wait for him to take over the world.
@@jamestheawsome100 um bro? u ok?
“Wait- are all games just people sharing fiction?”
**Mind blown**
At the end of the day you only need to ask yourself one question: Did the ball go?
Yes, so you might as well make it interesting fiction and play D&D.
@@tuschman168 The ball did go. It went fast.
@@DanielLCarrier I'll roll acrobatics to do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day.
@@SadButter rolling natural 20s is tight!
“How did you get this job?!”
_”mustaaaaache”_
MUSTACHE!!!
(Insert the monkey from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs)
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VEGETA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@@brokenpayphone Steeevvveee.
"Wait.. are all games just people sharing fiction???"
Spurts is a lie CONFIRMED....
Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.
- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather(discworld #20)
I mean everything is. If you think about it, if everyone woke up one day and thought, "you know, laws, ya they are dumb" and broke a ton of them, what are we gonna do about it, cause everyone did it. Nothing actually forces us to follow them it's just the fact that I don't wanna be murdered so I don't murder other people.
@@Bee-kv5tx you dont wanna be murdered so you dont murder other people, but there are people who do it anyway, and so in order to control such people, many people come up with many ideas, and then all have a meeting and agree on the idea that the vast majority is happy with, and then appoint a few people to enforce those ideas and then sit back and relax and call it the law; only to turn back a few millenia later and question the reality of it all.
@@Bee-kv5tx and here we get to the stupid point of what if no restrictions as if our feelings and brains dont want that because of how harmful and against our nature being egocentric, liar, selfish, bad, cruel and else are... (its proven kids tend to be much kinder before going to school where the idea of competition is implanted and y'know... in many ways fucks up thousands of lifes one way or another) we built a world where blind people say "humans are cruel by nature" and its quite a useless statement not to see our truer logical nature that some small percentage of people try to dismiss and push out of the way from our lifes...
@@ShayerSUtsho gimme a sec, I've been on summer break to long to figure this out. How does this make so much sense and yet I'm trying to figure out where this takes place. To Meta for me rn....
Not sure which I appreciate more in Ryan's skits: the deadpan jokes or the casual sociopathy.
@@Jenifer_R_ And since everything he says is so deadpan, how easy is it to play off as a joke if someone catches on to him?
@@Jenifer_R_ murder? someone should put him in a room for that.
I'm here for both.
Deadpan sociopathy.
The Jpeg background
„How did you get this job?“
„M u s t a c h e“
Yeah, he seems qualified, I’d say
Ryan just made professional sports look completely ridiculous in less than 5 minutes.
He can do that with anything
Which is just describing sports in general.
Just wait until he makes one about the concept of currency... 😱
It’s why I don’t watch baseball.
Honestly, the sports themselves and everyone even tangentially involved do that pretty well on their own.
"But here's the thing: the other group has agreed not to do it either."
I fricking lost it at that point 🤣🤣🤣
Yet we could call it the game of life if he said, " but they DON'T agree to do that, so you guys play by our rules and they will play by theirs and I am sure it will be a fair and lovely game."
"How did you get this job?"
"Mustache"
Killed me
...I laughed so ridiculously hard! 🤣🤣🤣
The Ryan verse lore is taking form
Seriously, me too!
If you guys wanna know the timestamp for when the joke is its at 1:51 or 1:52
Are you sure that you didn't drink soup?
It’s a good day when Ryan George uploads
Duck Yesa
Ukr
Ikr
Fridays on his channel and Sundays are pitch meetings
@@vancechrisofficial wow thx I actually didn't know that
“Well I got the job probably because you have a wimpy mustache” - How jobs work in the Ryanverse
Then the team must have really bad mustaches as the captain has one as bad as the assistant coach
I want to press like but... 69
Believe me, in some industries that's how it works in the Regularverse too
YTP Central you mean that's now it works in the regular verse? I was banking on that for my future ah heck
I'm definitely hired
Society: you can't just make a professional sport look ridiculous in less than 5 minutes!
Ryan: are you challenging me?
Ryan Stinson:
"Challenge accepted!"
Not just *a* professional sport... he was able to make multiple spurts look ridiculous at once. He may have only referred to soccer, but it applied to many lol.
It’s amazing.
Not just a, but ALL professional sports.
*Ryan's*
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
"Aw dangit, you gave the captain a dang existential crisis."
"Yeah, he had a little existential crisis there."
Favorite joke
Just a little existential crisis barely an inconvenience
I think the assistant coat with the less demanding mustache is the most competent human being we've ever seen in the ryanverse so far.
“So what’s your background?”
“It’s a blurry JPEG”
That night, that Ryan George was assassinated because he knew too much.
that would be a mass extinction in this universe
@Rylan Moore "white spurts"
cursed
@Rylan Moore lol
He was already poisoned.
No I'm pretty sure he died because the coach assistant poisoned his soup
"What are we even doing here?"
*Looks at captain, then at clipboard then back at the captain*
"Spurts."
That made me laugh a ridiculous amount lol
"What are we even DOING here?"
"..."
"Sperts."
Fuckin sent me-
I love your profile pic!
Hmmmm yes spurts
Every Ryan George video has the potential to give an existential crisis. And we love him more for it.
It is one of the worst things when you are super qualified, but are replaced by some one who is incredibly incompetent.
I mean, he did try do kill/injure the previous guy so... to bad so sad?
That's why you should get a bigger mustache
Especially when you poison their soup
I mean he ate the soup after that
@@ertbert2332 What happened was that the poison had a distinctive scent that burned off his moustache. If he had just been patient, he would have the moustache and the coach role.
“Are all games just people sharing fiction?”
It was thoughts like this which served as the catalyst of my awakening.
Giving jocks an existential crisis that they will only peak in high school is tight.
It's probably the best thing, they'd respect more people which is very tight indeed.
@@IdaeChop wrong
hunterkiller14440 do please shut up kid before I make ya
@@scuddybuddy2271 I think that you're joking but with how dumb the internet is I can't be sure
@@scuddybuddy2271 B'awwwww, did I hurt your fewings?
ahh yes... SPURTS!
pretty much my sex life followed by apologies
COYS
@Hello There
Spurs are shite
It's what love comes in!
@@efraser2667 jeez fraser
“Their clothes are a different color than yours and that’s how you know they’re in the other group”
Goal keeper: *Am I a joke to you?*
blah blah blah am i joke to you copy paste
@@VTuber_Clipp3r
Am I a joke to you jokes are TIGHT!
Prove me wrong...
@@innocentbystander3317 because writing them is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@spiderwitt459
Noose's be like: Am I a joke to you?
I think secretly that's why our goalie let's everything in the net
No one talks about how funny the sponsors are
*he ate a brick thinking it was wine*
You sure? Thought that was a strong and full-bodied red. Bit hard on the nose.
I feel bad for the adstronaut, everyone is always so mean to him.
It's not the sponsors that are funny, it's Ryan George.
Just loving your videos! You are doing an awsome job with the script and delivery!
So true
All 3 of the actors are great.
Lol this sounds like sarcasm
The delivery after is 3:39 is beautiful
Ha ha i just ruined the perfect 500 likes
I'm just waiting for Ryan to go on a meet and greet and just say "hi there, hello" 5 times a minute.
He definitely needs to do a video where Ryan meets all the different versions of himself.
This man can say hi there hello forever and i will still love it
How’s about some lala?
This remains an absolute classic. Ive watched it dozens of times but "A blury jpeg" still gets me. And that's just _one_ of an onslaught of perfect jokes.
So it's confirmed that moustache quality is the basis of authority in the Ryan Cinematic Universe.
It's just a movie about my grandma
The RCU is official the coolest thing now
I think it’s called RUU - Ryan Universal Universe
@@chiralvandal the RCU is cooler
I don't see why that's a confusion. Obviously it is.
"How did you get this job?"
M u s t a c h e
Perfect (overlooked) delivery!
“How did you get this job?”
*m o u s t a c h e*
Me: Yes, I’ll have a Deconstructed Ted Lasso
Ryan: Say no more
Should be more like:
Ryan 1: So, do you have a deconstructed Ted Lasso for me?
Ryan 2: Yes sir, I do!
The world is burning down, but I’m laughing uncontrollably at a wine ad
Cheers every body... Oh, this is is a brick!
That flawed me 😂
I couldn't handle the part where he said
"So what are we even doing here?"
Then he look at him, looked at his paper, looked back at him and said
"sPuRtS"
3:12 when the team captain realizes that all games are just shared fiction, I was hoping he’d say “yep, laws work that way too, all of civilization, really”
It's the same underlying theme as his sketch about human-sacrifice telemarketers, so you can go watch that one if you want to see it taken further.
@@Horopter What? I can't put Canada on the phone. Canada's like a conc- oh, my God!
@@jeffallen55 Yeah so that's done
Same consequences too, In RL you break a rule they put you in a room. In spurts they put you on a bench which is kind of like a room except without the walls. Except in Hockey where they put you in a box, thats like a room without a top to it. It also has a bench though.
Sounds like you just rediscovered game theory.
"That's why I poisoned his soup"
"Want some soup?"
Hidden jokes are TIGHT
Making a reference to someone's other channel is tight!
@@Zoinks3806 making a reference of of reference to someone’s other catch phrase it TIGHT
It's not a hidden joke, it is quite blantantly there for everyone to see, not hidden at all.
What it is is a brick joke. That kind of joke is called a brick joke because before this whole conversation someone through a brick in the air supposedly, but it didn't land.
Except it wasn't a real brick, it was just a, well, not a joke, but something like a joke, except without a point. So, a pointless joke, really. But the important thing is that it didn't land.
Also, it wasn't literally thrown. More like figuratively. Out there. Where it didn't land.
And that's the thing. The brick that wasn't literally a brick that was through but not literally out there but didn't land because it seemed pointless at the time came back around later, after the conversation was done. Like, after all the jokes that did land had been thrown out there and had landed. And then it landed. And that's why it's called a brick joke. Except, it's not really the reason, the reason is because originally the original brick joke was literally about a brick, but not a literal brick, but like a metaphorical brick that was part of…
You know what, I'll come back later.
@@davidwuhrer6704 My brain collapsed halfway into reading that reply.
And making references is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
“Is coaching a sports team gonna be easy?”
“Actually it’s gonna be super difficult, a major inconvenience”
when everyone in the Ryanverse is a grown man with a mustache and glasses even the kids and woman have them
Watch Ryan George video with Julie Nolke
@@srilemobitelsrile8809 that was a incomplete clone
But his own son has no mustache, has he? I only remember the terror he caused me.
@@camelopardalis84 some clones are reject clones and that's why
The women look like Julia Nolke's drunk mirror fairy godmother and the children scream "BLOOD!"
And actually, only the top 10% wear glasses.
"Why?"
"Because."
"Fair enough."
"Are all games just people sharing fiction?" Tbh this is the best definition of a game I've seen anywhere. Well done
Starts off silly, ends with an existential crisis. Ryan finally made a Yoko Taro video game
Re-watch it. It ends with attempted murder!!!
"So what's your background?"
"Oh, its a blurry JPEG."
Comedy Gold!!!
Ryan George is the only person who's sponsorships are fun to watch
Even and Katlyn
So you've never watched Internet Historian.
Angry Joe, Jontron and some other ones I’m probably forgetting.
True but he is one of my favorites
And trap lore Ross
I love how the captain is so cooperative and in agreement with the obviously idiotic coach, I just love it 🤣🤣🤣
The whole team falls apart if the coach and the captain aren't on the same page, or maybe I'm giving too much credit and he's just an idiot too 😂
“First guy to do a flip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day.”
Yes
Nobody like that ever existed. There was this one guy that used to do backflips though.
We had that. He was the first guy to go to jail. Wait, it wasn't a bad guy's neck so you're basically right, we need that.
Also GO SPURTS!
Thats the first guy to ever write fiction
He’s in a room
"So what's your background?"
"Oh, a blurry JPEG."
The Ryans are gaining self-awareness!
Self awareness is tight
Self awareness is super easy barely a inconvenience
Man a guy with a long and thick beard is probably the ruler of the Ryan George Universe
Fu man chu
To be fair, most fictional worlds choose rulers that way
Nah, it has nothing to do with beards, only moustaches
I love how Ryan makes me always have an existential crisis with all the topics he brings up, it's very intriguing XD
"So all games are just people sharing fiction?"
DND Players: "Yeah. That's the point?"
The purest game is just a DM with no materials talking to players with no character sheets
I really like how the three characters had very well defined and sometimes conflicting goals, attitudes, and personalities even while being played the same across the board in delivery and tone for comedic effect. The writing and performance is really good, and the editing is on point. You make great videos
"Some people will be writing down numbers and these numbers will soon be forgotten along with everything that happened today" the coach wasn't the only one who had an existential crisis
"What's your background?"
"It's just a blurry JPEG"
Brilliant.
“You want some soup?” That was my favorite part XD
“What are we doing here?”
“Spurts!”
Best line ever
With a look at the notes first, just to be sure...
- So what’s your background?
- *It’s a blurry JPEG*
I love it when he breaks the forth wall like that 😂
"You want some poisoned soup?"
"Heck yeah!"
He's having an existential crisis now, wait til he finds out all the people he was talking to were himself.
Look U have to get Of his back
@@koalafromtomorrow5656 Oh sorry. Let me get off that thing.
So we’re just gonna ignore that assistant coach Ryan killed coach Ryan by poisoning his soup
Soup. But yes.
Or just made him not feel so good...
We should lock him up in a room like that other guy so he has to hang out with another bad guy and none of them will like it
A room is a good idea except: Assistant Coach Ryan might try to teach criminal Ryan about "spurts" and it might go really wrong from there.
@@deborahhanna9126 what if we make the coach NOT ado spurts and instead we force him to do good things like picking up trash
0:25 I KNEW IT! 😳
So all along it was all just lies 🥺
why would you do that?!
Deepak bhai ❤️
He has a mustache thats why
oh.. uhm son just stay off the "bad sites" unlike him
@@notyourfriendlyneighbor2733 a superior mustache
It's SO META i love it
The assistant coach would take this to heart and later become the police officer with a big mustache and a pretty cool hat.
The “mustache” response is what got me
“What’s your background?”
“Well it’s a blurry jpeg.”
Yet another time the 4th wall of the Ryanverse has been broken.
Breaking the fourth wall is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
The Ryanverse destroys ALL WALLS
@Rylan Moore no bad guy's necks were broken either, but at least some backflips will be had if there are any cheerleaders at this spurts thing. that'll surely save the day
"What's your background?"
"It's a blurry jpg."
That almost seems metaphorical
hes not turning a freaking butterfly dude! im doing a ryan george joke!
If they are not already out there in the Ryan universe, I feel like we need one of these for each major sport that draws lots and lots of spectators and makes lots and lots of money.
I.E
, have you got a sport for me?
Yes, today we will learn about soccer.
And then go on a four or five minutes dealio describing soccer in the similar way to the ridiculous Way movies are described in Pitch meetings.
Beginning of the video: Assistant manager poisons the coach's soup.
End of the video: Wanna have some soup?
Uh oh.
Whoopsie!
I need you to get ALL THE WAY off my back about this "poison in the soup thing"
@@MJAYZ007 oh okay lemme get off of that thing!
Strictly speaking, I don't think you need to poison the brick soup get people off of your back.
Oh no
"Alright everyone, I am y'all's substitute spurts teacher"
"Did you mean SPORTS?"
"If even one of y'all says some silly ass name, this whole class IS GON FEEL MA WRATH!"
okay now i have to go and rewatch that one =D
Where is D-nice?
you done fucked up A A Ron
@@KW-ju2tl the mosquito bite club
Did I st-st-stutter?
Are we just ignoring the captain getting an existential crisis purely because the coach described everything literally.
Student: “so what’s your background?”
Coach:(gesturing forwards his back)“ Oooh, it’s a blurry jpeg”
Ryan is crazy 😂😂😂
"what are we even doing here?"
Awkward silence....
"spurts"
" So whats your background? Its a blurry Jpeg" my new favourite quote.
"probably cause your weak mustache makes you look like a weak person"
"aaaaah..."
Well that was a ryan george classic lol 😂
Man, that's some impressive team spirit there, what with a different person answering each time!
it’s soooooo crazy how insane and nonsensical he can make the things that have pretty much been universally determined to be normal seem when he breaks them down. it’s become one of my new fav things 😅👌😂
That's sociology for ya
*"Hi there hello."*
*"Kenobi bold general!"*
We meet again Space Jesus
I love you space jesus
It's Space Jesus himself!
The “Hi there hello“ is the best part of my day
The simple "....spurts" after the team captain asked what they were even doing that is so hilarious. Idk it made me crack up
“How did you get this job”
“Mustache”
Yes
“How did you get this job”
“Mustache”
“Whats your background, its a blurry jpeg” 😂
This is best way to explain sports to someone who doesn’t know the concept of sports
"What's ur background?" "It's a blurry jpeg" I'm dying🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
Time stamp?
@@meliussui 0:25
Ryan 1: "Isn't it going to be hard for a guy with no real knowledge of what sports are, let alone how to pronounce the word "Sports," to get a coaching job?
Ryan 2: "Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Ryan 1: "Oh really?"
Ryan 2: "Yeah the guy is pretty much just going to grow a mustache and then bam he's hired!"
*Spurts
@@ImCxoi my bad yeah Spurts
He did a backflip, grew a mustache and ruined the spurts team's day
wow wow wow wow.... wow.
Literally no one is talking about how he poisoned that guy at the end
Ya want some soup?
Oh! I didn't even catch that.
...or even how he saved the day at the end.
Is it a reference to irl spurts or the ryanverse?
@@indiana47 It's a reference to how he mentioned he poisoned the original coach at the start.
As a soccer coach this gave me motivation to never get sick…