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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @ChristopherMikrowelle
    @ChristopherMikrowelle 2 года назад +2523

    0:00 Now we know why Hikaru is so successful with the ladies. Noone would ever reject him with that pick up line.

    • @julseu_lol
      @julseu_lol 2 года назад +312

      Stockfish instantly evaluates that as mate in 1 whatever move the ladies do. It's inevitable.

    • @danielb4560
      @danielb4560 2 года назад

      except he blunders miserably and leaves his piece hanging with no hope for mating

    • @isaki4869
      @isaki4869 2 года назад +35

      and I hope his queen not get sacs for the content

    • @aayushsharma8170
      @aayushsharma8170 2 года назад +6

      @@isaki4869 xd

    • @aayushsharma8170
      @aayushsharma8170 2 года назад +6

      @@julseu_lol lul

  • @ashuinsharma9102
    @ashuinsharma9102 2 года назад +1625

    Hans is the oldest Teenager ive ever seen in my life.

    • @jakew4829
      @jakew4829 2 года назад +34

      Stress, I heard he moved out since 16

    • @chipchipperson3683
      @chipchipperson3683 2 года назад +5

      Maybe your perception is conditioned because you usually look at a lot of young looking teens. Like A LOT.

    • @hashcr2
      @hashcr2 2 года назад +22

      @@chipchipperson3683 yes.. im not an expert in teens thankfully..

    • @oliverboii7034
      @oliverboii7034 2 года назад +1

      @@chipchipperson3683 lol, no he doesn't

    • @oliverboii7034
      @oliverboii7034 2 года назад

      @@jakew4829 yeah, i did too.

  • @betterthanyou3465
    @betterthanyou3465 2 года назад +657

    the community did not let hans catch a break lmfaoooo 💀💀

    • @orlagskapten9829
      @orlagskapten9829 2 года назад +26

      kinda his own fault for being so cocky

    • @milesgreenwood5036
      @milesgreenwood5036 2 года назад +2

      And we thought this was bad lmfao

    • @nateb188
      @nateb188 2 года назад

      @@milesgreenwood5036 and it got worse 😂😭

  • @zwischenzug910
    @zwischenzug910 2 года назад +822

    omg the most hilarious into in Hikaru's career

  • @Mrpopperer
    @Mrpopperer 2 года назад +136

    0:04 That's how Hikaru practises his back rank mate in real life

  • @dracandros
    @dracandros 2 года назад +619

    Hikaru goes deep into every opening 💜😘

  • @wosjam9427
    @wosjam9427 2 года назад +54

    I actually thought the first clip was a deep fake because I never knew Hikaru would ever do something like that

  • @anotherlover6954
    @anotherlover6954 2 года назад +290

    I'm super impressed Hikaru was able to read that number that quickly.

    • @RonPaul42069
      @RonPaul42069 2 года назад +1

      Which number?

    • @anotherlover6954
      @anotherlover6954 2 года назад +3

      @@RonPaul42069 The big one. I'd have to watch it again.

    • @Jeremo-FD
      @Jeremo-FD 2 года назад +1

      The 10+billion number

    • @The101damnations
      @The101damnations 2 года назад +5

      You shouldn't be? Count 3 digits at a time from the left, 9 digits, so 318 million. Then you count another digit, billion, another digit, 10 billion.

    • @anotherlover6954
      @anotherlover6954 2 года назад +1

      @@The101damnations Yeah I can count to three 4 times over, minus one, and figure out if it's trillions or whatever. But I can't do it instantly like Hikaru did, see?

  • @_Nomen_Nescio_
    @_Nomen_Nescio_ 2 года назад +147

    04:25 is the most amazing thing that I saw this week. what a move, what a position. wow... im shocked, thats brutal!

    • @Vea800
      @Vea800 2 года назад +2

      Can you explain me what happened?

    • @Vea800
      @Vea800 2 года назад +2

      pls

    • @maccap4598
      @maccap4598 2 года назад +23

      @@Vea800 White has no moves but to take the queen. Once queen is taken its stalemate. King can't move up because of the pawn and thus has no waiting moves.

    • @Vea800
      @Vea800 2 года назад

      @@maccap4598 Thanks, man! I apreciate it.

    • @philipmorse-fortier5499
      @philipmorse-fortier5499 2 года назад +4

      @@Vea800 White's queen is pinned to the King, and the only other square next to the queen is attacked by black's pawn, so White must either move the King away from the queen, losing the queen and the game, or move the Queen on the diagonal towards the black Queen. If white doesn't take, black takes and wins, if white DOES take, it's stalemate as the black King will not be attacked and black will have no legal moves. White went from a winning position to at best a draw.

  • @NimbleDeathVr
    @NimbleDeathVr Год назад +47

    0:00 and he sacrafices, HIS DIGNITTYYYYY

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 2 года назад +14

    "Good one, let's keep scrolling."
    "Thank you for that, thank you."
    "Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time."

  • @ChristopherMikrowelle
    @ChristopherMikrowelle 2 года назад +365

    Who is Hikaru? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is the company. To the sad, he is the joy. To the prisoner, he is the freedom. To the poor, he is the treasure. For me, he is everything.

    • @DeadSezSo
      @DeadSezSo 2 года назад +102

      Dang, must suck to be blind, hungry, sick, lonely, sad, imprisoned AND poor all at once

    • @vedanggggg
      @vedanggggg 2 года назад +47

      @@DeadSezSo life of a chess player:(

    • @DuBLD33
      @DuBLD33 2 года назад

      Need to sourc this one! Who is Dabuz? To the blind, he is dalight. To the hungry, he is dabre@d. For the sick, he's dacure.

    • @123-.-
      @123-.- 2 года назад +3

      😂😂least obsessed hikaru fanboy:

    • @galleskovar6942
      @galleskovar6942 2 года назад +4

      Who is Jesus Christ? To the blind, he is the light. To the hungry, he is the bread. To the sick, he is the cure. To the lonely, he is the company. To the sad, he is the joy. To the prisoner, he is the freedom. To the poor, he is the treasure. For me, he is everything.

  • @MaharshiRay
    @MaharshiRay 2 года назад +20

    The video starts with 'Hey girl' which my google assistant interprets as 'hey google' and then she replies to Hikaru XD

  • @antkid7xd363
    @antkid7xd363 Год назад +9

    Them: “players won’t have much time to think as they need to hold their breaths while looking at the board”
    Hikaru: memorises the entire board, calculates all possible moves, goes back down and plays his move in one second and stockfish says it’s brilliant.

  • @TheShobhit147
    @TheShobhit147 2 года назад +19

    No Hans were harmed in the making of this video

  • @AyushAyan-zh7bq
    @AyushAyan-zh7bq 9 месяцев назад +4

    10:30 pointless painting. C'mon it wasn't pointless Hikaru.😭😭😂

  • @viktorgoa
    @viktorgoa 2 года назад +19

    start: Hikaru's intro
    end of video: +3 Million subs (99% women)

  • @silvyarr_fox
    @silvyarr_fox Месяц назад +2

    2:29 No. GET OUT 👊👊👊👊👊👊

  • @ricardofujii249
    @ricardofujii249 2 года назад +9

    Pool chess must be much more difficult to play, considering that both kings already started in drowned positions.

    • @filyboy7
      @filyboy7 2 года назад +2

      was that joke translated from another language or something? because in english that made no sense

    • @ricardofujii249
      @ricardofujii249 2 года назад +1

      @@filyboy7 Yes, I guess you are right, in English, I guess it's called stalemate, I am not sure, but the term stalemate is more about the general situation itself, not about the king precisely. In Brazil, when this happens, we call a drowned king. In modern chess means a draw, but old chess considered winning by placing the enemy king in that position.

    • @filyboy7
      @filyboy7 2 года назад +1

      @@ricardofujii249 ok yeah because in english there is no such thing as 'drowned king' in chess

  • @noahstoner851
    @noahstoner851 2 года назад +5

    “Represents Canadia”

  • @wesamnadir665
    @wesamnadir665 2 года назад +7

    Wtf is that opening
    U sure got me with that theory pick-up line i was lost on move one

    • @xevino833
      @xevino833 2 года назад +3

      the playboy gambit

  • @bruh9702
    @bruh9702 2 года назад +81

    did he just call Canada canadia 😭😭😭😭

    • @brianweld
      @brianweld 2 года назад +11

      The most mild disrespect towards our neighbors.

    • @yourself9525
      @yourself9525 Год назад +1

      could've said canadiana and it would all be fine

    • @TheogDRIPWALKER1990
      @TheogDRIPWALKER1990 Год назад

      Omawamosindiru.
      NANI!

    • @MorningNapalm
      @MorningNapalm Год назад

      Yes, one of only two touching neighbours, longest undefended border in the world, but apparently that wasn't good enough :) Oh America, you so silly.

    • @Itz_Phrog
      @Itz_Phrog 10 месяцев назад

      canadia is wild

  • @soniablanche5672
    @soniablanche5672 2 года назад +32

    The strongest piece in shogi is called "Ryuou" or Dragon King in english. It moves like a rook + king

    • @mdzaidshaikh1863
      @mdzaidshaikh1863 2 года назад

      So it can travel anywhere like rook but only 1 square cross ???

    • @soniablanche5672
      @soniablanche5672 2 года назад

      @@mdzaidshaikh1863 yes, the rook promotes into it. The bishop also promotes to a piece that gets king movement on top of the bishop movement.

  • @GGJiaJia
    @GGJiaJia 2 года назад +14

    Hikaru looks somewhat worried toward the end of his pickup line delivery lol

  • @naoufel4441
    @naoufel4441 Год назад +3

    12:15 imaging wining because your opponent run out of breath

  • @Ultimate_Brader
    @Ultimate_Brader 2 года назад +4

    @3:14 this joke is like a Bongcloud opening but got checked mated in 3 moves 😂

  • @sleeponthefloor9622
    @sleeponthefloor9622 2 года назад +19

    Okay, the Billie Eilish one has me convinced Hikaru is an alien. How the hell does a human remember that line, much less the details behind it.

    • @akawojo
      @akawojo 2 года назад +4

      once the kingside pawns have started rolling, you get the classic pawn chain and the knight sacrifice ...Nxe4!! Hikaru played against Gelfand, is a fairly well known theme in this KID line. I remember this very nice game by Hikaru also quite well....it was played in Amsterdam if I'm not wrong. it's in my King's Indian analysis file. nothing too alien about having a phantastic memory.

    • @sleeponthefloor9622
      @sleeponthefloor9622 2 года назад

      @@akawojo Thanks for that. But I'm a noob to the game. So, he's an alien. And perhaps you are too :) I really do admire all of you that have taken the game to such levels.

    • @Thanos-hp1mw
      @Thanos-hp1mw 4 месяца назад

      That's a popular game tho

  • @f4irlyN04
    @f4irlyN04 Год назад +1

    I was scrolling on RUclips and I came across this Video,I click on it and the first thing I saw was Hikaru saying that pick up line...I'm still in shock lol. Ladies,Get ready to fall on your knees cuz Y'all know Hikaru's gonna win your hearts ! ;)
    P.s hikaru is a goat.

  • @iamalive2826
    @iamalive2826 2 года назад +1

    0:00 this seems so clear and straightforward yet in coded language

  • @UglyApprentice
    @UglyApprentice 2 года назад +46

    2:23 and 8:51 Daddy Hikaru finally noticed my memes and it feels like my birthday

    • @cube-nite
      @cube-nite 2 года назад +2

      Both are good memes, so good job!

    • @Saitawa
      @Saitawa 2 года назад

      I wish my birthdays were happy as you are

  • @themawnster7191
    @themawnster7191 2 года назад +2

    3:45 I think that's the pawn getting ready to promote to a queen?

  • @Rabarbaraaa
    @Rabarbaraaa 2 года назад +10

    3:22
    As always top notch geography from the Americans.
    Canadia…

  • @con_el_maestro3544
    @con_el_maestro3544 2 года назад +6

    Holy macaroni, this video has the most aggressive intro I've ever seen 🤣

  • @PHeMoX
    @PHeMoX Год назад +1

    13:00 They turned chess into an _actual_ sport it seems hahahha.

    • @purplehaze4942
      @purplehaze4942 Год назад

      i mean table tenis is a sport, golf is a sport, crochet too. and those are just the average past time like chess.

  • @Jeremo-FD
    @Jeremo-FD 2 года назад +5

    11:21 I was literally thinking about this myself just last week. It weirds me out so much to see it in real life immediately, but I'm so glad that underwater chess exists

  • @kaykayesJr
    @kaykayesJr 2 года назад +27

    Hikaru obviously being the chess player at the school doesn’t make me the most popular but coming home and watching your videos make my week

  • @turbo8628
    @turbo8628 Год назад +2

    You never want to time out in chess, but its worse in dive chess

  • @awesmoke4014
    @awesmoke4014 2 года назад +6

    That opening was awesome! 😂😂

  • @SoloTURK11
    @SoloTURK11 Год назад +1

    3:33 WOAH HIKARU WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT

  • @jesustejeda6404
    @jesustejeda6404 2 года назад +8

    I can't believe it's canon that Billie eilish made hikaru's career happen.

  • @laeb08
    @laeb08 2 года назад +3

    Hikaru during that intro... LMFAO

  • @johnnyblackrants7625
    @johnnyblackrants7625 Год назад +1

    Bullet game. One breath. You breathe before checkmate, it counts as flagging. Now that would be sick.

  • @Tony711fz1
    @Tony711fz1 2 года назад +3

    This is why i subbed to ur channel i didnt know u play Chess as well, Hikaru MG

  • @BobChess
    @BobChess 2 года назад +1

    0:00 What happen to you Hikaru

  • @ColdAndBrew
    @ColdAndBrew 2 года назад +4

    That Tom and Jerry meme was A1😂

  • @fasthands6403
    @fasthands6403 2 года назад +1

    3:24 aint no way he just said "Canadia"

  • @anotherlover6954
    @anotherlover6954 2 года назад +3

    3:55 is actually pretty funny. Almost a queen.

  • @ismailyazici19
    @ismailyazici19 2 года назад

    7:50 Hello from Bursa, Turkey!

  • @toversnoleu8769
    @toversnoleu8769 2 года назад +2

    BWHAHAHA omfg! that intro! 🤣🥰

  • @PerfectSense77
    @PerfectSense77 2 года назад +3

    14:21 Classic XQC moment there haha.

  • @tara2769
    @tara2769 2 года назад +2

    wtf did Hikaru use that pickup line, ladies better know some chess.

  • @DylanX0
    @DylanX0 2 года назад +1

    I did not just see that intro. Naka isn’t real he’s a lizard

  • @Obi-WanKannabis
    @Obi-WanKannabis 2 года назад +6

    I wanna see a tournament of super gms playing diving chess now.

  • @ananya8201
    @ananya8201 9 месяцев назад

    intro never gets old..so GOATED

  • @manchesterunited7096
    @manchesterunited7096 2 года назад +5

    is it just me or did he say canadia?🤣

  • @Jeremo-FD
    @Jeremo-FD 2 года назад +1

    I'm a 900 player so I had to pause and examine this for a minute or two. That position is gruesome. In this scenario white would be better taking the stalemate it seems.

  • @meganfoxreal4964
    @meganfoxreal4964 Год назад

    0:54 In passing opening:Astley variation

  • @lockdowndb4863
    @lockdowndb4863 2 года назад

    World Diving Chess Championship, 1 +2 bullet, if you pass out you lose. I would definitely skip school to watch that

  • @legueu
    @legueu 2 года назад +4

    I know he can recall games instantly, but I get surprised every time anyway. Why ask Stockfish about chess, when Hikaru is just quicker?

  • @daveedsactualwifedaveeddig1446
    @daveedsactualwifedaveeddig1446 2 года назад

    FOAMING IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE OF 0:00 HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @cho4d
    @cho4d 5 месяцев назад

    had the audio at 0.8 speed for the intro. was quite the unnerving experience.

  • @pushingyourownagenda9889
    @pushingyourownagenda9889 2 года назад +7

    Wow...this one is my favourite reddit react... everything from Hans ,intro,and bortnyk s twinks XD...
    Wow...16 mins of gold

  • @railspony
    @railspony 2 года назад +1

    hahahaha the Putin Attack with the long table!

  • @urosradojevic0916
    @urosradojevic0916 5 месяцев назад

    6:00 Had me spiting out my food

  • @coreydhughes
    @coreydhughes 2 года назад +2

    Want to come back to my place and hit the bongcloud?

  • @AnubhabLeo
    @AnubhabLeo 2 года назад +3

    Brooooo the intro 💀💀

  • @miljann98
    @miljann98 2 года назад +1

    Ah the Rizen Threadripper processor is the best...

  • @monkerud2108
    @monkerud2108 2 года назад

    Tom and jerry meme was definitely 2700 humor

  • @tyler71717
    @tyler71717 2 года назад +1

    He should have said: "we aren't rook stars".
    ;)

  • @sada0101
    @sada0101 2 года назад

    04:25 It's Beautiful I've Looked At This For Five Hours Now

  • @anomalyp8584
    @anomalyp8584 Год назад

    "that aged badly"...wait...what?!

  • @bnk241
    @bnk241 2 года назад +3

    This video speaks for itself

  • @anderyoutube8506
    @anderyoutube8506 2 года назад +8

    damn the intro 🥵

  • @AminMaleki123
    @AminMaleki123 Год назад

    3:23 Canadia 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jerryy147
    @jerryy147 2 года назад

    8:53 "not for retail sale"

  • @wingdinggaster6737
    @wingdinggaster6737 2 года назад +2

    "Canadia" is my favourite country

  • @_flaksius_
    @_flaksius_ 2 года назад +1

    They might not be rock stars, but they are rook stars

  • @user-ii2jo4nh4j
    @user-ii2jo4nh4j 2 года назад

    Was caught off guard with the intro

  • @anikethanasagar
    @anikethanasagar 6 месяцев назад +1

    Why does the auto captions say mastrubator at 3:21 😭😭

  • @litwin2288
    @litwin2288 Год назад +1

    Hikaru's rizz is soo underrated

  • @anthonyalexanderchambaeliz8310
    @anthonyalexanderchambaeliz8310 2 года назад +1

    What the heck was that intro? hahahahahahah

  • @valdry313
    @valdry313 2 года назад +2

    The intro 💀

  • @seancyrusdelosreyes8376
    @seancyrusdelosreyes8376 2 года назад +3

    Yow hikaru HAHAHA I USED THAT LINE FROM YOUR INTRO AND I THINK IT KINDA WORKED WELL FOR MY CRUSH 🥰 HAHAHAHA

  • @alienrenders
    @alienrenders 2 года назад +2

    When Hikaru outmemes you :( lol

  • @anix9905
    @anix9905 Год назад

    that intro KILL MEEE

  • @anotherlover6954
    @anotherlover6954 2 года назад

    Thanks for my new ringtone, Hikaru!

  • @eureemarquez6911
    @eureemarquez6911 2 года назад

    2:25 Flirty hikaru lol

  • @mmkanashiro
    @mmkanashiro 6 месяцев назад

    4:28 took me some time to understand... how tf someone find this moves

  • @pscharnett
    @pscharnett 2 года назад

    You're right. Chess players aren't rock stars. They're rook stars.

  • @nivnavion
    @nivnavion 2 года назад +6

    Hikaru a sigma for that intro

  • @-_Nuke_-
    @-_Nuke_- 2 года назад +2

    00:00 Naka is probably still a virgin :/
    xD

  • @robirt
    @robirt 2 года назад +1

    5:00

  • @maayancole
    @maayancole 2 года назад

    That intro made my face cramp

  • @fedefernandez2340
    @fedefernandez2340 2 года назад +1

    Bro the intro💀

  • @adfadf32342
    @adfadf32342 2 года назад +2

    69 gifted ... the real MVP!

  • @aneet4316
    @aneet4316 2 года назад +2

    OMG that intro

  • @Brisckey
    @Brisckey 2 года назад +1

    oh god that intro

  • @AbotDell
    @AbotDell 2 года назад

    man expected it to be a normal vid didn’t know I was in ohio 0:00

  • @Kylo04
    @Kylo04 2 года назад +3

    this uh... this did not age well

  • @mrdudeman29
    @mrdudeman29 2 года назад +4

    Hold up, it would be crazy to have underwater blitz games where the timer is just how long the players can hold their breath.

    • @mouhiazeck
      @mouhiazeck 2 года назад +2

      Professional divers: "Looks like I've got a career in chess"