Mario Kart 7 | Burnin' Rubber and Retinas - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубликовано: 28 мар 2020
  • Scott likes Mario Kart 7 but doesn't.
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
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    Music Used:
    "Wuhu Loop" from Mario Kart 7
    "Toad Circuit" from Mario Kart 7
    "Spectating Race" from Mario Kart 7
    "Piranha Plant Slide" from Mario Kart 7
    "Main Menu" from Mario Kart 7
    "Luigi Raceway (N64)" from Mario Kart 7
    "Mushroom Gorge (Wii)" from Mario Kart 7
    "Daisy Hills" from Mario Kart 7
    "Cheep Cheep Lagoon" from Mario Kart 7
    "Rainbow Road (SNES)" from Mario Kart 7
    "Shy Guy Bazaar" from Mario Kart 7
    "Music Park" from Mario Kart 7
    "Rainbow Road" from Mario Kart 7
    "Wuhu Town" from Mario Kart 7
    "Staff Roll" from Mario Kart 7
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @teasukistrawbby2733
    @teasukistrawbby2733 3 года назад +4520

    I had a legitimately heated argument in 4th grade of why Mario Kart Wii was the 6th Mario Kart game and not a rerelease of Mario Kart on the Wii

    • @k4ny3w3st
      @k4ny3w3st 3 года назад +69

      Do you like to ra do ra too?

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 3 года назад +259

      There isn't even a game called Mario Kart, lol they were dumb lol

    • @Grenino
      @Grenino 3 года назад +17

      What?

    • @bjornvanmoorsel9930
      @bjornvanmoorsel9930 3 года назад +136

      my stupid 9 year old ass thought that mario kart wii was the only mario kart

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 3 года назад +189

      In 1st grade I was locked in a heated argument with some other kid over if 100 or 1000 was the biggest number.

  • @nolanhembree5565
    @nolanhembree5565 4 года назад +3560

    When he threw the 2DS.
    I felt like a knife was going through my heart.

    • @alucardvania986
      @alucardvania986 4 года назад +429

      I watched that section at half speed and you can see the ds literally break into two parts...

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 4 года назад +135

      that has to be the most abused 2ds of all time

    • @panos21sonic
      @panos21sonic 4 года назад +16

      Timestamp?

    • @ErJotaCL
      @ErJotaCL 4 года назад +52

      @@panos21sonic 10:48 m8

    • @ErJotaCL
      @ErJotaCL 4 года назад +63

      I still got my 3DS XL but broken, and believe me, this hurt physically at spiritual levels...

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 3 года назад +1981

    I’m so used to seeing the “it’s F**cking Mario Kart again!” followed up by “I hope that came out ooonnnnn camera” so it feels weird here

  • @typhoonthunder
    @typhoonthunder 3 года назад +783

    i love how genuinely emotional he sounds when he starts talking about the rainbow road in this game, genuinely one of the most brilliant tracks in the whole series

    • @gdbr3ndon172
      @gdbr3ndon172 2 года назад +3

      oh hello

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 2 года назад +5

      @@gdbr3ndon172 I love you

    • @edgy_username
      @edgy_username 2 года назад +20

      I hope it gets released in the DLC tracks at some point

    • @pokegirl1799
      @pokegirl1799 Год назад +2

      ​@@edgy_username agreed, although with its popularity & the fact that it's apparently in Tour, I can't see any forseeable future where Nintendo doesn't add it. They're probably just waiting till it'll develop the most hype to get the most people to buy the game & DLC.

    • @edgy_username
      @edgy_username Год назад

      @@pokegirl1799 data miners believe it'll be in wave 3, they've been right so far with projections

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 4 года назад +2552

    “Mariokart and the number 7 walk into a bar.”
    Didn’t expect to hear that today.

    • @JoePCool14
      @JoePCool14 4 года назад +50

      vvsvlogs Just wait until MarioKart walks in with the number 8

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 4 года назад +12

      @@JoePCool14 *Blood elevator from The Shining ensues*

    • @Memelord007
      @Memelord007 4 года назад +9

      I did. I saw them in the bar last night while I was drunk.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +1

      Scott the Woz outcheah giving old joke formats Extreme Makeover: Drag Race Edition with cheese

    • @pinklemonadeschannel
      @pinklemonadeschannel 4 года назад +8

      funny 7.

  • @mungbean7649
    @mungbean7649 4 года назад +2094

    "Waluigi is creepy"
    *includes course with giant waluigi face*

    • @christinabroderick6161
      @christinabroderick6161 3 года назад +62

      h o w d a r e y o u d i s r e s p e c t o u r g o d

    • @michaelvuong9302
      @michaelvuong9302 3 года назад +25

      @@christinabroderick6161 Wario is the real god here, Waluigi is just an ironic one.

    • @andy.burbulis1899
      @andy.burbulis1899 3 года назад +10

      @@michaelvuong9302 YES finally, someone that appreciates Wario!
      Waluigi is overrated

    • @UrSoulsBelong2No1
      @UrSoulsBelong2No1 3 года назад +29

      @@andy.burbulis1899 Can we just appreciate both of them...they're both underrated characters & deserve more love & respect

    • @Elfilinfan
      @Elfilinfan 3 года назад +4

      Waluigi overrated

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 4 года назад +4844

    I remember literally trying to collect like 10,000 coins just to unlock the *Gold Kart*

    • @Hunkaboy
      @Hunkaboy 3 года назад +286

      No the 10,000 coins is the golden glider,you need 10,000 online points to get the golden kart

    • @Thunderstar-ky4tf
      @Thunderstar-ky4tf 3 года назад +195

      @@Hunkaboy 10,000 points is an option. I actually got by getting 20,000 coins. My internet was bad so I grinded for the kart.

    • @Hunkaboy
      @Hunkaboy 3 года назад +22

      @@Thunderstar-ky4tf I didn't know that

    • @PRKR_Music
      @PRKR_Music 3 года назад +119

      Wait, there was a GOLD KART AND GLIDER!?! I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD FOR 100% ING MARIO KART 7 WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AND IT WAS ALL A LIE!?

    • @Thunderstar-ky4tf
      @Thunderstar-ky4tf 3 года назад +70

      @@PRKR_Music there are gold tires too. You gotta 1 star all cups on all 4 grand prize modes to get the tires. I have all three, it too me about two years to get all three (I didn't play everyday).

  • @ZizZap4
    @ZizZap4 2 года назад +131

    I'm still so surprised that Music Park not only exists but was then ported over to 8. Those giant music notes are from *Wii Music.* It's a *Wii Music* course.

  • @TheAlexual
    @TheAlexual 4 года назад +6443

    "I don't need Waluigi, I mean he's not shelter."
    ... Are you telling me that I've been living underneath Waluigi's legs for no reason?

  • @kurokaien18
    @kurokaien18 4 года назад +4084

    Mario kart ds was insane. I had a friend at my boys and girls club who’s top screen had too many dead pixels to operate properly. So he used the map on the bottom to race and would actually do really good.

    • @Willowposting
      @Willowposting 3 года назад +607

      Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    • @studiomg3212
      @studiomg3212 3 года назад +77

      thats awesome xD

    • @leoj2439
      @leoj2439 3 года назад +99

      Yeah when I was younger I got to the point where I could play ok the bottom screen a lot. But I never got THAT good

    • @yoboijom4367
      @yoboijom4367 3 года назад +21

      madlad

    • @leoj2439
      @leoj2439 3 года назад +81

      @@yoboijom4367 yes ladies, if you see this please love me. I can complete waluigi pinball with just the DS map

  • @cumnmrmptaaa4234
    @cumnmrmptaaa4234 3 года назад +641

    Mk7 is actually my second favorite, I just love how polished it is, and the driving physics as well as track selection

    • @cumnmrmptaaa4234
      @cumnmrmptaaa4234 3 года назад +44

      @@Real_Furious mario Kart 7

    • @cumnmrmptaaa4234
      @cumnmrmptaaa4234 3 года назад +56

      @@Real_Furious ye 4 months ago, it is now my favorite

    • @flameonoodle1172
      @flameonoodle1172 3 года назад +25

      @@cumnmrmptaaa4234 WE NEED ANSWERS BOY

    • @cumnmrmptaaa4234
      @cumnmrmptaaa4234 3 года назад +36

      @@flameonoodle1172 lol, id have to go with double dash/wii. Super tricky, can't decide.

    • @inny74
      @inny74 3 года назад +8

      @@cumnmrmptaaa4234 Mario Kart Wii is a classic

  • @didjargo
    @didjargo 3 года назад +201

    "you don't gain anything for turning the 3D on or off, it's just a good effect that has no bearing on gameplay."
    -- so, literally every 3DS game ever.

    • @chich-ai
      @chich-ai 2 года назад +26

      ...Except Super Mario 3D Land, that game actually has a purpose for the 3D effect!

    • @Starrlytts
      @Starrlytts 2 года назад +2

      some games aren't compatible with 3d, and some require the 3d, i'm pretty sure kid icarus uprising did

    • @didjargo
      @didjargo 2 года назад +18

      @@Starrlytts no, Kid Icarus didn't require 3D to play. It only required a hand cramping control scheme that facilitated being packaged with a fold out stand to hold your 3DS as you played.

    • @Starrlytts
      @Starrlytts 2 года назад +1

      @@didjargo aah okay

    • @bekkfxst
      @bekkfxst Год назад +3

      Clearly the words of someone who hasn’t played Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon (I’d also argue that, to some degree, it was beneficial to Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask).

  • @seanfrench4079
    @seanfrench4079 4 года назад +2138

    “Ever wanted to drive as a caterpillar”
    “Don’t lie.”
    I died laughing

    • @Jattel_2006
      @Jattel_2006 4 года назад +6

      Sean French same

    • @-Sinny-
      @-Sinny- 4 года назад +7

      Didn't we all brother

    • @krensic2660
      @krensic2660 4 года назад +5

      Techno Kirby not really no

    • @-Sinny-
      @-Sinny- 4 года назад +3

      @@krensic2660 ok mate.

    • @-Sinny-
      @-Sinny- 4 года назад +3

      What ever ya say

  • @supersoupy4709
    @supersoupy4709 4 года назад +288

    10:52 Scott “I think I broke my capture card 2ds by yanking out the chord too hard” Wozniak

    • @UmberBee
      @UmberBee 4 года назад +72

      I wish he kept the part where he said “I hope I caught that on camera”

    • @bigstar66
      @bigstar66 4 года назад +7

      Did his ds die

    • @drumbra
      @drumbra 4 года назад +13

      bigstar66 Yeah it snapped in half

  • @Splonton
    @Splonton 3 года назад +1414

    Wait a second.. How come the "O" in Mario Kart has never been a car wheel or something?

    • @tokyomations9012
      @tokyomations9012 3 года назад +139

      Or a steering wheel

    • @Htiy
      @Htiy 3 года назад +59

      Shit

    • @bluefalcon3629
      @bluefalcon3629 3 года назад +82

      That is such a good idea! Props to you for helping the economy.

    • @exetone
      @exetone 3 года назад +55

      The O was a globe in Odyssey and a sun in Sunshine so it's not like they're against it. Let's hope mario kart nine is more inventive. Or the O is a smash logo and thet make some kinda nintendo kart or mario kart all stars

    • @jamesthumm3823
      @jamesthumm3823 3 года назад +11

      Prob bc it would look really stupid

  • @someguyonyoutube9279
    @someguyonyoutube9279 3 года назад +84

    Scott talking about Rainbow Road is literally the most chill I’ve ever heard him

  • @PhantomHavok
    @PhantomHavok 4 года назад +1002

    “We’re a Fire Flower family”
    I guess Scott divorced his Owl Pad wife.

    • @PhantomHavok
      @PhantomHavok 4 года назад +39

      Deuce Moncura If buying every version of Madden 08 didn’t get him laid, (A Herculean feat, I assure you) then clearly marriage didn’t either.

    • @TheRealBitterbub
      @TheRealBitterbub 4 года назад +8

      @@Chad_Eldridge He's dedicated to keeping those virgin points, dammit.

    • @ChristosFake
      @ChristosFake 4 года назад

      @@TheRealBitterbub He just wants to flaunt his V-Card

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 4 года назад +5

      Nah, his prom date was a member of the Own Pad family

    • @lukebaugher8059
      @lukebaugher8059 4 года назад

      that piece of shit

  • @CGYT_Gaming
    @CGYT_Gaming 4 года назад +2092

    I actually once thought you’d make this title “Mario Kart 7: Favorable but Forgettable”

    • @calamari_fan
      @calamari_fan 4 года назад +7

      Hevi Kabisa!

    • @kylerp171
      @kylerp171 4 года назад +20

      My feelings exactly

    • @MadeUpEntertainment
      @MadeUpEntertainment 4 года назад +4

      So, I got this game bundled up with my 2ds and I never play it, because why would i?

    • @diamondjp7310
      @diamondjp7310 4 года назад +9

      I like this one the most for some reason not better then MARIO kart 8

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 года назад +13

      I mean, it didn't have Waluigi. That's an definite no for me.

  • @mustard_96
    @mustard_96 4 года назад +259

    honestly, aalthough I missed mission mode from DS, the main issue I had with 7 was the lack of VS mode. In pretty much every other Mario Kart, VS allowed you to play any track you wanted without being locked to the cups. 7 only had the grand prix, and that killed it for me.

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 3 года назад +8

      Thankfully ctgp fixes that and gives you more content. Its like the DLC we never got

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 3 года назад +37

      @@Matanumi
      I shouldn't have to mod the game to get VS Race. It should be there in the vanilla game.

    • @aldo6532
      @aldo6532 3 года назад

      Play online! Then you don’t have to stick to the cups

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 3 года назад +10

      @@aldo6532
      Well yea, but you don’t have total free choice of what you race. Isn’t the same.

    • @aldo6532
      @aldo6532 3 года назад +4

      @@DTheAustralian True. Yeah the VS and Mission modes and that emblem editor were kinda cool. Honestly I sorta preferred the cars in the the DS version. Less cute

  • @JoboVT
    @JoboVT 3 года назад +178

    I remember playing races with my brother we had shells on only and yet he got a lucky 7 which gave him 7 red shells. That was terrifying to my young self

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 2 года назад +18

      imagine getting 7 blue shells

    • @jordancooney6817
      @jordancooney6817 2 года назад +3

      Tell me, how do you customize items? I didn't know that was possible!

    • @ronnieradon
      @ronnieradon 2 года назад +3

      Wait I swear that always gave you 7 different items.

    • @JoboVT
      @JoboVT 2 года назад +7

      @@ronnieradon not if you set items to shells only

    • @jordancooney6817
      @jordancooney6817 2 года назад +3

      @@JoboVT How do you do that?

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 4 года назад +789

    “ [3DS] Rainbow Road is one of the best Rainbow Roads.”
    You’ve been nothing but critical of all of the other Rainbow Roads. This is the first one you’ve spoken positively about.

    • @Mars_555.
      @Mars_555. 4 года назад +85

      It's a great rainbow road tho

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад +36

      That means it’s the best one (it is this is nonnegotiable)

    • @rjohn1277
      @rjohn1277 4 года назад +49

      Mario Kart 7 Rainbow Road is the best Rainbow Road change my mind. Most of that comes from the fact I hold the World Record in time trials on the track xD

    • @LTC.21
      @LTC.21 4 года назад

      The 3ds one is my favourite

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 4 года назад +9

      mainly because it's the easiest Rainbow Road.
      next to DS' Rainbow Road if you ignore how thin the road is.

  • @WatchVidsMakeLists
    @WatchVidsMakeLists 4 года назад +3037

    "If Mario Kart Wii is so good, why isn't there a Mario Kart Wii 2?"
    Nintendo:

    • @Abykitty06
      @Abykitty06 4 года назад +129

      Its not mario kart wii 2
      Its Mario kart wiii

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 4 года назад +64

      @@Abykitty06 Mario Kart Wiiii

    • @Abykitty06
      @Abykitty06 4 года назад +38

      @@RedLee20 *confused screaming

    • @Amit-hp5li
      @Amit-hp5li 4 года назад +13

      It's mariokart wii u

    • @itsamiianastasis5786
      @itsamiianastasis5786 4 года назад +4

      Because Mario kart Wii isn't good

  • @theunderwatercrew7553
    @theunderwatercrew7553 4 года назад +425

    They didn’t have enough time to add Waluigi but they had enough time to add Honey Queen and Metal Mario!

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 3 года назад +37

      Metal Mario makes sense

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 3 года назад +8

      @@aidanredding8058 not really

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 3 года назад +70

      @@stanstanstan2597 I meant it makes sense that they had enough time to add him since it's just Mario with a different skin, they don't have to make a new model.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 3 года назад +11

      @@aidanredding8058 oh. But still, his point is, they had the time to make models of Metal Mario (who should be less important than WALUIGI) and the Bee, and include them in the game, but they didn’t have time for Waluigi? Weird

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 3 года назад +28

      @@stanstanstan2597 I never said anything about the Bee, and again they could just reuse the model for regular Mario to make Metal Mario.

  • @Sticknub
    @Sticknub 3 года назад +165

    10:50 *and now, a moment of silence for that poor 2DS lite*

  • @gabetaylo
    @gabetaylo 4 года назад +512

    "This is a pretty flaccid Bowser's Castle."
    Scott "The" Wozniak, 2020

    • @faultyvideos2215
      @faultyvideos2215 4 года назад +11

      I want someone to cut it down to "This is a pretty flaccid Bowser."

    • @m0llzd0llzz
      @m0llzd0llzz 4 года назад

      sexy

    • @faultyvideos2215
      @faultyvideos2215 4 года назад

      @ChandSlam no, just a normal bowser with ereptile dysfunction

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 4 года назад +3

      @@faultyvideos2215 what is this thread

    • @SuperTux20
      @SuperTux20 4 года назад

      @@faultyvideos2215 E R E P T I L E LMAO

  • @_just_comic
    @_just_comic 4 года назад +928

    *20 years in the future*
    "So you're applying for a job, and you don't like Mario Kart 7?"
    Scott: " YES "
    " Get out"

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 года назад +4

      I could care less to be honest with ya.
      I don't even like vode games.

    • @sosopwsi829Jjw9
      @sosopwsi829Jjw9 4 года назад +21

      @@stevenmills6502 then why are you here

    • @legoobi-wan5417
      @legoobi-wan5417 4 года назад +3

      Pink gold baby bowser jr. Personally the best character in my opinion. And if you disagree I’ll stab you.

    • @sosopwsi829Jjw9
      @sosopwsi829Jjw9 4 года назад +6

      @@legoobi-wan5417 Wait till Bandy hears that.... What abt green silver luigi!??!?!?!?!!?!??

    • @legoobi-wan5417
      @legoobi-wan5417 4 года назад +3

      Magenta copper Wendy. Final offer.

  • @Evan24_7
    @Evan24_7 3 года назад +71

    The Peak of my Week is always “ Hey all, Scott here.”

  • @MrMarinus18
    @MrMarinus18 3 года назад +42

    9:50
    I think it actually detracts from the game because now the karts are a lot more generic to fit multiple characters. Before each kart was custom made for the character and fit them perfectly.

  • @HCR_07
    @HCR_07 4 года назад +2025

    10:51 "It's F****** Mario Kart again!"

    • @7-BIT
      @7-BIT 4 года назад +242

      Breaks 2ds

    • @BagZCubed
      @BagZCubed 3 года назад +383

      I hope that came out on camera.

    • @HRANCH
      @HRANCH 3 года назад +67

      BagZ Cubed I get the reference 😂 Scott goes above and beyond for his videos and I love it

    • @BagZCubed
      @BagZCubed 3 года назад +15

      @@HRANCH Nice.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 года назад +106

      That was not faked.
      That was the one with the capture card that crapped out and killed it, so it's a prop he can deatroy here

  • @katalystofkirb8889
    @katalystofkirb8889 4 года назад +715

    lol the description
    “Scott likes Mario Kart 7 but doesn’t”

    • @rbarua3368
      @rbarua3368 4 года назад +7

      How is this possible? You either love Mario kart 7, or you hate it.

    • @calamari_fan
      @calamari_fan 4 года назад +2

      Hevi Kabisa!

    • @IdontTryalot
      @IdontTryalot 4 года назад +1

      Interesting

    • @the_pigs_have_rebelled
      @the_pigs_have_rebelled 4 года назад

      Yup so it’s marmite...

    • @callmekremit7147
      @callmekremit7147 4 года назад

      Yup more like “youre either easily satisfied or a double dash fan”

  • @rarebrockstark6219
    @rarebrockstark6219 3 года назад +22

    10:45
    I hope that came out oooonn camera

  • @presofcamelot
    @presofcamelot 2 года назад +16

    13:32
    "Your Kart grows a tail!"
    *"Finally"*

  • @ToadToad7
    @ToadToad7 4 года назад +267

    The reason they used 7 is because they wanted to start showing off how far Mario Kart was going, kind of like Mario Party.

  • @dmansuperich2800
    @dmansuperich2800 4 года назад +379

    Scott smashing his 3DS at 10:52 physically hurt me.

    • @benjaminshanti3170
      @benjaminshanti3170 4 года назад +16

      Dmansuperich2800 it’s a new 2ds xl

    • @brixnotbricks
      @brixnotbricks 4 года назад +5

      @Dmansuperich2800 IKR

    • @Vitamin_R
      @Vitamin_R 4 года назад +66

      It's probably a stunt DS now; he said the capture card broke in his CoD DS video, and he's used it for other stunts since that video.

    • @ashfair
      @ashfair 4 года назад +18

      @@benjaminshanti3170 it still hurts

    • @averagefez
      @averagefez 4 года назад +24

      "WTF, it broke???"

  • @SimplyStatistical
    @SimplyStatistical 3 года назад +24

    There's one thing no one can deny about MK7 and it's that the tracks are AMAZING.

    • @andy.burbulis1899
      @andy.burbulis1899 3 года назад +6

      Scott: I dont like MK7
      *Everyone Dialiked That*

    • @jdjdjdjd3058
      @jdjdjdjd3058 Год назад +2

      @@andy.burbulis1899 dialiked? this is the first time I have seen someone misspell disliked that badly

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 Год назад +1

      ​@@andy.burbulis1899 You spelt disliked wrong. Go sit in the corner.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 7 месяцев назад +1

      As schafrillas pointed out, this game’s retro selection did not hold back whatsoever

  • @ShadyLaVa
    @ShadyLaVa Год назад +52

    (19:25) This is so weird to say, but, they did this again just recently after years since this game came out just to fix some shortcuts for GBA Bowser Castle 1, Wuhu Loop and Maka Wuhu lmao

    • @olifantoliver
      @olifantoliver Год назад +6

      It was also to fix a security issue where other people could take over your 3DS console. It's cool of them to take care of such an old game!

    • @pacomatic9833
      @pacomatic9833 Год назад

      ​@@olifantoliverheh, that's not the real reason.
      I's there to stop all the pirates, like me.

    • @oreo10102
      @oreo10102 4 месяца назад +1

      @@pacomatic9833? It literally is lmao

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 года назад +155

    8:05 - Activate subtitles for the _most secret character_ in Mario Kart 7.

  • @ophi7016
    @ophi7016 4 года назад +641

    Scott: dislikes Mario Kart 7
    Me: _nervously glances at my 300 hours of Mario Kart 7_

    • @burningbluejay2868
      @burningbluejay2868 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @Poever
      @Poever 4 года назад +2

      Did you unlock the Gold Standard?

    • @outlawruby
      @outlawruby 4 года назад +7

      Me too. Probably my favorite mario kart as well

    • @theenderswordsmann7437
      @theenderswordsmann7437 4 года назад +9

      400 hours
      Just unlocked everyone yesterday
      Why am I alive

    • @Hgtmk7
      @Hgtmk7 4 года назад +11

      I literally only play time trials and i have 450 hours
      help

  • @fqlsify
    @fqlsify 3 года назад +30

    Coming from a person that has torn their retina, I can confirm that it is because of Mario Kart 7

  • @miguelvargas9013
    @miguelvargas9013 3 года назад +47

    Imma be dead honest here, Ive owned this game since launch and I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE UNLOCKABLE CHARACTERS UNTIL SCOTT BROUGHT IT UP

    • @walkerphillips2818
      @walkerphillips2818 2 года назад +3

      Beat the 150cc cups to unlock them.

    • @miguelvargas9013
      @miguelvargas9013 2 года назад +3

      @@walkerphillips2818 well thank you for responding to a year old comment

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 2 года назад +1

      @@miguelvargas9013 it's nice to see people giving thanks

    • @shay4261
      @shay4261 2 года назад +3

      @@miguelvargas9013 how did you never play on 150cc in this many years

    • @leahevehumphries
      @leahevehumphries 2 года назад +2

      Hahaha when I first got MK7 I saw Rosalina doing one of the time trials and I just thought she was a faded version of Peach and I wondered why Peach looked different... don't blame me, I was only 11 and very new to the whole world of Mario 😆

  • @redtoadplush1142
    @redtoadplush1142 4 года назад +876

    You know if Mario got removed from the next game people that never used him would be furious
    Edit: We could change the name to Toad kart... just an idea

  • @TheNobody-ru5xg
    @TheNobody-ru5xg 4 года назад +2066

    Why does this man still have his receipt from when he bought Mario Kart 7 nearly a decade ago?

    • @PereVale
      @PereVale 4 года назад +294

      Store must have an amazing return policy!

    • @finkaiser3994
      @finkaiser3994 4 года назад +194

      Because Scott.

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 4 года назад +156

      because "who the * * * * is this guy?!!"

    • @khmerkandal121
      @khmerkandal121 4 года назад +12

      @Ayjop yes. thats true

    • @WhippleNut
      @WhippleNut 4 года назад +33

      @Ayjop same here, usually it's in case something's either physically wrong with the game and it's broken, or the game's suffering from Fallout76itus... and it's broken.

  • @chancellorpalpatine3667
    @chancellorpalpatine3667 2 года назад +4

    18:49, oh my, scotts beephobe, I'm crying and shaking right now

  • @bearitbbh
    @bearitbbh 3 года назад +93

    10:49, fun fact: when he threw that 2ds, the top and bottom part split

    • @Ian-ek2gd
      @Ian-ek2gd 3 года назад +4

      Welcome to the Blue House...

    • @andy.burbulis1899
      @andy.burbulis1899 3 года назад +7

      Scott: **Acts surprized that throwing it destroyed it**

    • @rosstubergames
      @rosstubergames 3 года назад +14

      “I hope that came out ooonnnnnn camera”

    • @shadesoftime
      @shadesoftime 2 года назад +2

      That's the scariest shit I've seen on youtube

  • @SoshiTheYoshi
    @SoshiTheYoshi 4 года назад +808

    “I don’t NEED Waluigi. He’s not shelter.”
    He is to everyone else on the internet

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 4 года назад +10

      In Waluigi we all take our refuge, for Waluigi provides all Waa.

    • @mikaeruu0309
      @mikaeruu0309 4 года назад +7

      waluigi is overrated, stan king boo bye bye i win

    • @somedude8714
      @somedude8714 4 года назад

      I live in Waluigi's left lung

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 года назад

      Sad isn't?

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 4 года назад

      Not me. I would rather someone else take his chance to get into Smash.

  • @remix7345
    @remix7345 4 года назад +676

    "let's see why I have nothing else to say"
    *14 minutes left to video*
    oh boy

  • @fatyoshi1456
    @fatyoshi1456 2 года назад +5

    3:33 such a neat detail, the metroid prime footage shows the parasite queen, and the mario kart 7 footage shows the honey queen

  • @c4shguy224
    @c4shguy224 3 года назад +36

    "it controls well" my hands hurt after playing one race

    • @andy.burbulis1899
      @andy.burbulis1899 3 года назад +1

      Someone else that felt it too! Sometimes when I first played my hand hurt!

    • @bepis_real
      @bepis_real 3 года назад

      When I was 11 I got like 21,000VR on my game file from launch, now when I play 7 my sad adult hands cramp immensely

    • @bareq99
      @bareq99 3 года назад

      W h a t?

    • @andy.burbulis1899
      @andy.burbulis1899 3 года назад

      @@bareq99 This only happened to me on my first few days of playing MK7 but if you play too intensely it hurts your hand.

    • @bareq99
      @bareq99 3 года назад

      @@andy.burbulis1899 weird.. It's the most conformable one for me to play honestly

  • @IronBlaze77
    @IronBlaze77 4 года назад +364

    7:03. “Unlocking all the characters in that game is some people’s major.” *Truer words have never been spoken.*

    • @nicoqwerty6135
      @nicoqwerty6135 4 года назад +40

      One of the reasons that I love MKWii so much is just because of how every unlockable character has something to do. It made unlocking the most difficult characters awesome and brought so much to Mario kart. It wasn’t just to race and come first, the single player was actually tons of fun just because of the unlockables. But yea MKWii is the best and I just really like Mario kart

    • @guthetanuki256
      @guthetanuki256 4 года назад +13

      @@nicoqwerty6135 That was always the highlight of Mario Kart games since the games always lacked singleplayer content. That's the reason why I really want a new Mario Kart game on Switch.
      It sucks very badly starting out MK8 Deluxe with nothing to strive toward or unlock. Every character accessible from the start. I mean Karts you have to unlock but once you unlock Mr Scooty and Biddy Buggy with the red and blue wheels, there is literally nothing else to unlock that is substantial which is extremely unfortunate.

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 4 года назад +7

      @@nicoqwerty6135 Don't have Super Mario Galaxy? Want Rosalina?
      Fuck you get three stars on every cup bitch.

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 4 года назад +4

      WoobGamer
      I like how with Toadette you could either play time trials on all the courses or win 1000 WiFi races. That’s like choosing between running 10 miles or running 1000 miles, but every other mile doesn’t count.

    • @BahuschBahusch
      @BahuschBahusch 4 года назад +2

      I still don't have Mii outfit B

  • @who-the-fuckgivesafuck
    @who-the-fuckgivesafuck 4 года назад +271

    Mario kart 7
    Pros:
    - Unorthodox roster of characters that have never been done before in a mario kart game.
    - Best roster of tracks to date.
    - 3rd best looking Mario Kart.
    Cons:
    - Leaf.

    • @davidmp170
      @davidmp170 4 года назад +1

      3rd?

    • @ddddddsssseeee
      @ddddddsssseeee 4 года назад +2

      Also best drift controls

    • @Mkhwlani
      @Mkhwlani 4 года назад

      i wanted to like your comment but it was at 69

    • @nu1x
      @nu1x 4 года назад

      the leaf is the fake item reskin

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 4 года назад +2

      it's not the third best looking. Mario Kart Wii, Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Mario Kart Arcade GP DX, Mario Kart Arcade VR, Mario Kart Tour all look better (well, maybe not Mario Kart Wii, I guess). Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Kart Arcade GP and Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 might also look better depending on who you ask.

  • @Itz_JoshDM
    @Itz_JoshDM 3 года назад +8

    They added gliding, underwater, and new items. It’s a big W.

  • @thevideogamemonk1903
    @thevideogamemonk1903 4 года назад +1150

    "I don't need Waluigi, I mean he's not shelter"
    Me: oh *exits my waluigi*

    • @HaydenH
      @HaydenH 4 года назад +14

      KEKYOIN! IT GOT HIS EYES!

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 года назад +1

      The Video Game Monk lol

    • @ultimategamer5743
      @ultimategamer5743 4 года назад +4

      *don’t

    • @thevideogamemonk1903
      @thevideogamemonk1903 4 года назад

      @@HaydenH lol

    • @Gray555
      @Gray555 4 года назад +3

      @@ultimategamer5743 This isn't an assignment for school it doesn't have to be corrected

  • @Blue-lp5hg
    @Blue-lp5hg 4 года назад +232

    "This game felt like just another mario kart than any other game in the franchise"
    *Super Circuit has entered the chat*

    • @Naoplays1
      @Naoplays1 4 года назад +14

      That one has way more unique track ideas

    • @MrFusion
      @MrFusion 4 года назад +13

      @@Naoplays1 True. Super Circuit is very memorable when it comes to tracks.

    • @JackBandicootsBunker
      @JackBandicootsBunker 4 года назад +5

      Super Circuit is 10x fresher than this.

    • @TheAlibabatree
      @TheAlibabatree 4 года назад +9

      DS. That game literally went backwards. It threw out ALL of the advancements made from Double Dash, and went back to the originals.

    • @Blue-lp5hg
      @Blue-lp5hg 4 года назад +3

      In my opinion super circuit is blander

  • @whiffunderscore703
    @whiffunderscore703 2 года назад +8

    Wait wait... The Glider, kind of looks like a 7 when looked at from the side.... That is by far the furthest reach I have ever reached in my life that it's probably true

  • @evanhernandez5378
    @evanhernandez5378 Год назад +5

    Mario kart 7 is the best mario kart I remember it being my first mario kart.

  • @Hoovinoyse
    @Hoovinoyse 4 года назад +133

    10:52 Scott snapped that 3DS in two like a pretzel holy shit

  • @CosmicTerminal
    @CosmicTerminal 4 года назад +315

    "This is a game that, in my opinion, felt like just another Mario Kart more so than any other entry in the series"
    ...Well, that's one point for Super Circuit!
    MK: Super Circuit Mario Kart 7
    ---------------------------- --------------------
    01 00
    This is a close one.

    • @TerrenceMarie
      @TerrenceMarie 4 года назад +14

      I grew up with super circuit I never understood why everyone gives it crap

    • @sword_az_5847
      @sword_az_5847 4 года назад +3

      Leah Uchidori
      Same

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 4 года назад +3

      7 and Super circuit are my favs

    • @jaydenc367
      @jaydenc367 4 года назад +10

      nah 7 addlin gliding and customization hcih was pretty big I feel. super circuit? eh just feels like another game in the series

    • @IcyCubey
      @IcyCubey 4 года назад

      Who else heard the "bell" sound in their head when they read this

  • @ruler_of_everything
    @ruler_of_everything 3 года назад +7

    12:25 all this time...
    i've owned this game for SEVEN YEARS and i just find this out NOW???

  • @destynova4512
    @destynova4512 3 года назад +4

    You the best kid. Keep it up. You make me laugh more than most comedians, you're a legend man.

  • @marcos-pm7oh
    @marcos-pm7oh 4 года назад +333

    I'm scared by the fact that there's only one more episode left on the Scott The Woz Mario Kart series.

    • @poggersuni9637
      @poggersuni9637 4 года назад +58

      The Arcade games exist

    • @jabrone01
      @jabrone01 4 года назад +74

      @Andrewgamer135 and Mario Kart Tour

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 4 года назад +14

      Hopefully he makes videos on the arcade stuff and tour. I really don’t want this to end

    • @sethhowell3067
      @sethhowell3067 4 года назад +13

      Josh Nagel so does the plague, that doesn’t mean I want it

    • @ItzAdrian02
      @ItzAdrian02 4 года назад +12

      I'm still waiting for his smash ultimate video... its gonna be a while and the video will take a while to even finish watching

  • @guestaccount1801
    @guestaccount1801 4 года назад +136

    1:05 Scott trying to hide the fact that he's recording from an original 2ds.

    • @Theironminer-ky2pg
      @Theironminer-ky2pg 4 года назад +30

      Ahh yes i see you are a scotts stash watcher as well.

    • @LoreGamerTV
      @LoreGamerTV 4 года назад +10

      Crappy_retro_games scott stash uploaded so much good stuff this week

    • @Chaosdroid
      @Chaosdroid 4 года назад +7

      Hours of scott talking is the thing i need during this quarentine

    • @LoreGamerTV
      @LoreGamerTV 4 года назад +3

      Blazin_ItMLG yes

    • @rouletteyourlocalkitkat
      @rouletteyourlocalkitkat 4 года назад +1

      AND THE FUZZ IS THERE!

  • @rixsterplays
    @rixsterplays 3 года назад +8

    0:39 "That's me" (quoting Bill Wurtz)

  • @CrasherX2000
    @CrasherX2000 3 года назад +4

    19:31
    I can vouch for that
    I think back to the time I used an exploit in Maka Wuhu to achieve the world record time in that course and it’s _still_ gone unbeaten

  • @peashootercat
    @peashootercat 4 года назад +195

    The hardest part about playing Mario Kart is remembering this is why I murdered my family.

    • @Jack-gm8hw
      @Jack-gm8hw 4 года назад +9

      You okay man? Wanna talk lol

    • @light161_
      @light161_ 4 года назад +15

      They said i would miss my family...
      I never miss at close range.

    • @cinnamondan4984
      @cinnamondan4984 4 года назад +4

      JohnnyIsAMeme there is a guy on RUclips who reviewed the SNES version and on an unrelated note also killed his entire family. He sucked.

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 4 года назад +1

      @@cinnamondan4984 send links

    • @cinnamondan4984
      @cinnamondan4984 4 года назад +2

      D'angelo JacobHymenShits I lost track. Went through a True Crime phase and found it. I recommend typing in RUclipsr kills his family or something like that.

  • @ElvinDoesNothing
    @ElvinDoesNothing 4 года назад +294

    Friend vote for Wuhu. "Ok but no glitches." Literally everyone goes for the glitch just in case.
    Edit: The glitch was in Maka Wuhu.
    The glitch was able to skip straight to the mountain section before you enter the cave area you jump into the purple water area in the right side. (Note this still works only got patch in the Online side of the game.

    • @cullenlatham2366
      @cullenlatham2366 4 года назад +4

      race or battle? either way i somehow avoided knowledge of said glitch for this long...

    • @derous
      @derous 4 года назад

      I voted for the map every time just to do the glitch. Fun times.

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 4 года назад +3

      What's the glitch? Never ended up playing Mario kart 7

    • @scarffoxandfriends9401
      @scarffoxandfriends9401 4 года назад +1

      @@sirspookybones1118 at the very beggining of the map if you jump off the road into the wter it sent you straight to the end of the race. This was a drag race course instead of a lap based one, so it made the race last only a minute. I'm sure you can look it up on RUclips. Just put in Wuhu exploit or glitch.

    • @apoxalypsewhen
      @apoxalypsewhen 4 года назад

      @@scarffoxandfriends9401 ohh i remember doing this

  • @striketh2000
    @striketh2000 3 года назад

    The preview for this video is so great. It loops amazingly

  • @DavidGames1011
    @DavidGames1011 3 года назад +1

    This is definitely my favorite Scott The Woz eppisode

  • @daviiiid.r
    @daviiiid.r 4 года назад +484

    “All I remember is the honeybee hive battle course” WAIT SO THAT WAS FOR EVERYONE WTF

    • @poke548
      @poke548 4 года назад +27

      I KNOW RIGHT, I HAD FLASHBACKS WHEN HE SAID THAT

    • @CasperTheRestless
      @CasperTheRestless 4 года назад +18

      it was the most unique and yeah Its the same for me and I didn't even play this game online much I guess I really liked the middle air mechanic

    • @mayflowwy
      @mayflowwy 4 года назад +5

      Its either that, the town one, *or sherbit rink*

    • @matthewmspace
      @matthewmspace 4 года назад

      Yep! Always wound up on that course too!

    • @daviiiid.r
      @daviiiid.r 4 года назад

      dee'on jaymz oh yeah... fuck sherbit rink I hated that one

  • @ChiliDUDE27
    @ChiliDUDE27 4 года назад +133

    How to say "It's fine I guess" in 20 minutes and 45 seconds.

    • @genaralapple4908
      @genaralapple4908 4 года назад +7

      And look sexy af the whole time

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 4 года назад

      LOL Scott's secretly a Chad now

  • @johnisntfunctioning1124
    @johnisntfunctioning1124 2 года назад +2

    Seeing as this was my first mario kart, i have nostalgic memories of this game. Playing it with my Step Sis, Being trash at 150cc and never playing 50 or 100cc, thinking time trials were just fun instead of what i do now and go for world records now. All in all, i just had some fun with this game.

  • @ToasterOwner
    @ToasterOwner 3 года назад +6

    9:16
    It all makes sense now...

  • @flyingfish1138
    @flyingfish1138 4 года назад +318

    Scott has hobbies he’s relatable now WE’RE THE SAME

    • @juliandelossantos9693
      @juliandelossantos9693 4 года назад +14

      Holy cr*p had no idea Scott and me breathed this makes him relatable on a different level

    • @calamari_fan
      @calamari_fan 4 года назад

      @Luke DeGeorges Thanks

    • @Groobis
      @Groobis 4 года назад

      wait, you have hobbies too? I thought I was the only one!

    • @flyingfish1138
      @flyingfish1138 4 года назад

      Luke DeGeorges Puff squad. Not sure what the calamari dude is doing

  • @InformalFriend
    @InformalFriend 4 года назад +48

    I have so many fond memories of spending countless hours in Mario Kart 7 while I was younger. 7 is my favorite in the series, even if it is due to just nostalgia. I love the game to death.

    • @purplewhatevers
      @purplewhatevers 4 года назад +2

      Im more of a mario kart ds man myself

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад +3

      I feel the same. I love it, & its Rainbow Road is by far my favorite Rainbow Road. That said, I definitely realize now its many flaws. But whatever, nostalgia’s great haha

    • @wagsternatormemez5968
      @wagsternatormemez5968 4 года назад +1

      7 was basically my first Mario Kart. (Think my first one might have been 64 at a McDonald's, but the game was kinda broken and I played it for like 2 seconds). I don't know if 7 is my favorite Mario Kart but it's pretty close.

    • @mikaeruu0309
      @mikaeruu0309 4 года назад +1

      7, Ds and Wii for me

  • @tyson9670
    @tyson9670 4 года назад +8

    4:45 oh Mario Kart 64? I haven’t played the first 63 in the series I don’t know the lore!

  • @mitchellwhitley3823
    @mitchellwhitley3823 Год назад +1

    I got this game christmas day 2011, I grew up playing it and I absolutely adore it

  • @joowoo8531
    @joowoo8531 4 года назад +63

    Just a head's up for those who don't know, Scott has a second channel called Scott's Stash. It's pretty rad.

  • @ultimatederp5069
    @ultimatederp5069 4 года назад +168

    10:50 Scott out here actually breaking a Nintendo 2DS

    • @ValTheGnat
      @ValTheGnat 4 года назад +25

      Ultimate Derp is it just me or is that moment one of the funniest lines Scott’s ever said. I usually find Scott “breathe through nose” amusing, not “stifle laugh at 1 am” amusing, but not this time around lol

    • @ultimatederp5069
      @ultimatederp5069 4 года назад +2

      @@ValTheGnat yeah, I actually loled.

    • @AlexThePlatypus
      @AlexThePlatypus 4 года назад +26

      @@Infernex_14 Actually that 2DS was already broken.

    • @stephybloops
      @stephybloops 4 года назад +3

      @@Infernex_14 I thought the same thing, but yeah, usually when someone "breaks" something in a video its either already broken or defective

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 4 года назад +1

      @@Infernex_14 That 2DS was already broken. It was a modded one he used to use to capture 3DS footage, but it broke out of nowhere.

  • @SKYS_SKYS
    @SKYS_SKYS 2 года назад +2

    It's nice to say its Mario kart 7's 10 year anniversary I still play it to this day :)

  • @BadAtGamesss
    @BadAtGamesss Год назад +2

    10:49 Only Scott would break an entire 2DSXL just for a bit

  • @VincentEternal
    @VincentEternal 4 года назад +51

    I know this game is kinda underwhelming for some people but I have so many memories with it, I can’t hate it. I got to do 8 players at once with other people one time at a summer camp and that was amazing.

    • @bulabulable
      @bulabulable 4 года назад +2

      Hell yeah. I've got some great memories of playing that with lots of friends at summer camp.

    • @lukee7020
      @lukee7020 4 года назад +3

      Ok did everyone just play Mariokart at summer camps

    • @Jibboe0214
      @Jibboe0214 4 года назад +1

      @@lukee7020 I guess so cuz I played it at summer camp with a bunch of people at the mess hall. Good times.

    • @lukee7020
      @lukee7020 4 года назад +3

      @@Jibboe0214 same here lmao

  • @florpfacejinglefribbins1984
    @florpfacejinglefribbins1984 4 года назад +73

    Me before clicking on this video: "Oh boy, I'm so excited to finally hear Scott talk about my favorite Mario Kart game, Mario Kart 7!"
    Me like 5 seconds in: "Oh."
    Just gonna clarify this is a joke, love you Scott even though you slaughtered my baby in front of my face

    • @jodjodjodjodjod
      @jodjodjodjodjod 4 года назад +1

      Why is 7 your favourite?

    • @doofphineasandferb8049
      @doofphineasandferb8049 4 года назад +3

      ...we liked it

    • @florpfacejinglefribbins1984
      @florpfacejinglefribbins1984 4 года назад +10

      @@jodjodjodjodjod Not only do I just have a personal attachment to it, but it has my favorite balance with the item randomness, it's not too chaotic and unfair like Wii, but not too easy like 8 and especially 8 Deluxe. It feels like it encourages just the right amount of skill while still being super fun, which the other games I mentioned definitely are. It was the first game in the series I played as a dumb kid who was bad at video games where I actually felt myself getting better at it instead of dealing with the insanity of Mario Kart Wii. Not only all that, but I just adore the track lineup. The selection of retro tracks is fantastic, it has the best Rainbow Road in the history of the series, and the Wuhu tracks are fantastic. The ones Scott referred to as lame or forgettable I personally found to be at least pretty good. Sorry for the drawn-out explanation, but I just love this game, though I do understand Scott's issues with it, they just don't bother me and in some cases aren't even problems to me at all.

    • @犟
      @犟 4 года назад +2

      @@florpfacejinglefribbins1984 Agreed

    • @doofphineasandferb8049
      @doofphineasandferb8049 4 года назад +1

      @@florpfacejinglefribbins1984 Thats what I was trying to say but I was lazy.

  • @lordroy88
    @lordroy88 3 года назад +1

    Getting this for my birthday!

  • @bryn4962
    @bryn4962 3 года назад +2

    18:30 I see Rex Mohs has an alternate universe counterpart that Scott’s hiding from us

  • @darxmarx8313
    @darxmarx8313 4 года назад +26

    Hey, Scott!
    Before I jump into this video, I just wanted to quickly pop into the comments section and thank you for all the love and care you put into each and every one of your videos. Your research is always informative and concise, your jokes and skits are always full of dedication (not to mention your friends are also super rad), and you're just a joy to listen to.
    I really hope you've been staying clean and safe with all of the stuff going on this year. You deserve the best, after giving us so much quality content throughout your channel's lifespan, and for making our own struggles here at home that much more bearable.
    I'm going to get to watching the video now. Feels nice to be able to catch it early, instead of being late to the party like usual, hehe!
    Thanks again!

  • @Tigatron1448
    @Tigatron1448 4 года назад +137

    Your Kart grows a tail.
    Scott: finally.
    His delivery made me laugh quite hard.

    • @homelessjedi2499
      @homelessjedi2499 4 года назад +2

      jusedtheposer stfu let people enjoy themselves

    • @evilbird4012
      @evilbird4012 4 года назад +1

      jusedtheposer how sad

    • @novastar3990
      @novastar3990 4 года назад

      jusedtheposer You gave yourself away as a troll in just 2 comments.

  • @enriccogemha858
    @enriccogemha858 Год назад

    Great vid! So much irony flying 😂

  • @pyromega1931
    @pyromega1931 2 года назад +1

    Scott: *“it’s strange that they drew the line and started numbering the games”*
    Mario Kart 64: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @BluestSoldier
    @BluestSoldier 4 года назад +244

    Mario Kart 7, aka "I wanna be 8 but Wii still looks too sexy to move on."

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 года назад +34

      The game was basically a beta of mk8

    • @damagedaether
      @damagedaether 4 года назад +7

      well,that sounded really gay.

    • @nowun6043
      @nowun6043 4 года назад +1

      Pablo González Fernández Don’t know why it would want to be 8. 8 played like complete ass.

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 года назад

      @@nowun6043Mario kart ds was better

    • @user-xy9lv6kk2j
      @user-xy9lv6kk2j 4 года назад +1

      @@cypher838 ds is overrated af

  • @Sean-D78
    @Sean-D78 4 года назад +323

    Someone: Hey you like Mario Kart?
    Me: Yeah
    Someone: Wanna play Mario Kart 7?
    Me: *Did you mean Mario Kart 8?*

    • @TD-pd6cu
      @TD-pd6cu 4 года назад +6

      I dont know what that means

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 4 года назад +25

      wmzx er it means he sees Mario kart 7 and 8 as the same exact game and that he doesn’t know Mario kart 7 exists. In other words Mario kart 7 is forgettable

    • @technic1285
      @technic1285 4 года назад +5

      *deluxe*

    • @jammooooo
      @jammooooo 4 года назад +5

      DiD u mEan MaYRo KRat 8 DeLUx

    • @donutboi6187
      @donutboi6187 4 года назад +1

      Nice Nick Robinson reference

  • @Cyrath89
    @Cyrath89 3 года назад +2

    The tracks look good. How did i miss this one!

  • @asxmeggy5049
    @asxmeggy5049 2 года назад +8

    0:30 Way The Fuck was R.O.B. in Mario Kart DS

  • @PineappleLizard
    @PineappleLizard 4 года назад +146

    Racing game based on Scott’s life characters:
    Scott
    Vince Young
    John Madden
    Officer Steel Wool
    Chet Shaft
    Wendy’s employee
    Dick Vitele
    Target guy
    Dr. Anna May
    Leaky Steve
    Dr. USB
    Vegan #1
    Vegan #2
    Vegan #3
    Mr. Scoliosis
    Tree that’s 20 feet away
    I’m taking suggestion

  • @dysn3961
    @dysn3961 4 года назад +384

    My reaction to its title was just like when Pokemon X/Y came out
    "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what the actual name(s) are going to be later in production!"

    • @890sigma
      @890sigma 3 года назад +26

      I mean they’re not really bad names. In fact, I thought it was cool

    • @MichaelVickers2007
      @MichaelVickers2007 3 года назад +22

      The X and Y in the titles are representing Xernaeas and Yevital (yes I know my spelling is terrible)

    • @890sigma
      @890sigma 3 года назад +9

      No duh it represents Xerneas and Yveltal

    • @dysn3961
      @dysn3961 3 года назад +2

      @@890sigma i mean, plus that wasn't exactly apparent when they first revealed the new games

    • @juice3287
      @juice3287 3 года назад +9

      pokemon x and y are jewels, truly treasure indeed.

  • @SharpMaxwell
    @SharpMaxwell Год назад +3

    i really liked the first person perspective in this game, it was really fun and made it a bit more challenging

  • @yusuf266
    @yusuf266 2 года назад +1

    i found this guy on my recommended and I am really glad

  • @DrSoup._.
    @DrSoup._. 4 года назад +1220

    "Despising mario kart 7..."
    Me: oh, he insulted my childhood... *cries in 3ds*

  • @Akirex5000
    @Akirex5000 4 года назад +258

    Nintendo: *Doesn’t put Waluigi Pinball in Mario Kart 8*
    Everyone: “Now that’s what I call a SIN”

    • @IMainLuigiInSmashBros
      @IMainLuigiInSmashBros 4 года назад +1

      Ehh. Waluigi Pinball just feels like a stale meme to me

    • @yeetyeet4380
      @yeetyeet4380 4 года назад +12

      Well, my favorite ds track is waluigi pinball (or stadium) and it isn’t really a meme, in my opinion

    • @jammooooo
      @jammooooo 4 года назад +3

      No Moonview highway no money

    • @whirlipede2084
      @whirlipede2084 4 года назад +3

      Literally best track in Mario Kart 7 :)

    • @fathernigga
      @fathernigga 4 года назад +2

      Waluigi pinball is overhyped

  • @vallore.arcana
    @vallore.arcana 3 года назад +4

    10:50 rewatching that felt like watching your arm get ripped off.

  • @theemeraldblade4276
    @theemeraldblade4276 3 года назад +5

    Alternative title: this guy is yelling about Mario kart feeling like Mario kart

  • @adamdoyle1516
    @adamdoyle1516 4 года назад +149

    The american version has several trackes with different names to the uk&ireland version
    Music park = melody motorway
    Neo bowser city = koopa city
    Rock rock mountain = alpine pass
    I think theres a couple more but im not sure

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 4 года назад +6

      and most of them suck (alpine pass has a better ring to it tho)

    • @samuelaugenstern5822
      @samuelaugenstern5822 4 года назад +9

      Warios Shipyard = Warios Galleon

    • @RetraCarteR
      @RetraCarteR 4 года назад +31

      Here are all of them (American on the left and European English on the right):
      Cheep Cheep Lagoon --> Cheep Cheep Cape
      Wuhu Loop --> Wuhu Island Loop
      Music Park --> Melody Motorway
      Rock Rock Mountain --> Alpine Pass
      Piranha Plant Slide --> Piranha Plant Pipeway
      Wario's Shipyard --> Wario's Galleon
      Neo Bowser City --> Koopa City
      Maka Wuhu --> Wuhu Mountain Loop
      Honeybee Hive --> Honeybee House (Battle Course)
      Additionally, the retro track N64 Koopa Troopa Beach was shortened to just Koopa Beach in America while retaining its original name in Europe, despite the fact that it was Koopa Troopa Beach in all versions of Mario Kart 64.

    • @genesiscookie
      @genesiscookie 4 года назад +18

      @@CrashFan03 the UK names are a lot better in my opinion

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 4 года назад +9

      @@genesiscookie I disagree; the UK names are as good at best and much worse at worst in my opinion.